we're all 2D little girls edition
fuck flip
DUTERTE
>>58943852
Is that the sequel?
>>58943991
Will China give us the D on the Scarborough Islands?
Another thread
I'LL SHITPOST IT, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
I'm a very lewd, lewd girl.
If you came closer, I could show you why.
Events
>Monday May 9 Election day - GET OUT AND VOTE
RALLIES
>Rizal Park: May 7 in Rizal Park, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Survey Result Pulse Asia April 26-29
>Du 30 / Poetangina 25 / susMaryosep 22 / Only B1nay 15 / Cancer 2
ENTERTAINMENT
>Duterte's connection with NPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbgC5UvvYw
>Lewd Maid Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8KPZsXhsOc
>Australia cant handle the Dutdut banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JEkpGom00M
>Burning Singapore Flag explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsPu_rH-WlU
>Habbening if Dutdut loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadT6qzQCQk
ADS
>Original Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4y3X6A_5mg
>Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwnXofEQMD0
>Pro Dutdut ad by Cayetano's SuperPAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUhryY8EiA
Chinks are fucking subhumans
No way their national IQ is over 100
>>58944032
Nope
What happens if Dutdut win
I guess for a developing nation like Philippines, a temporary gommunist tax increase wouldn't be a bad idea, aslong as almost all of it doesn't end up in the wrong hands
>Mar and friends getting nervous
>Wants to join up to have a fighting chance against dutdut
>nobody wants to back out
AYY LMAO
>>58944197
I have a bad feeling about it. What if this is Germany all over again and dutdut is actually fascist and turns on the gommies?
>>58944197
No worries all that money will go to the NPA, MILF, MNLF, Abu leaders. Different leaders same corruption, we're flips afte all, smiling is tradition. Thanks Aguinaldo
Duterte Cabinet Members
What are your plans for the weekend?
>>58944197
>aslong as almost all of it doesn't end up in the wrong hands
this >>58944286
So Duterte has won the election.
You go out to the street and see this.
What do?
>>58944197
Marcos bullshit all over again
>>58944276
Havent our politicians learned anything from Ted Cruz and Kasich last minute teamup against Trump
>>58944313
dating you in Amagi Brilliant Park
>>58944313
Visit your house and then hug you.
>>58944286
>believing the Aguinaldo financier joke
He's financier is a Baptist cult leader in Mindanao
>>58944368
Everybody knows why coffee trumps over tea all the time.
>>58944313
>Watch apehoop
>Play Noire game
>Shitpost on /asean/
Di naman pwede tayo salita nang salita and hindi mo naman alam nangyayari sa eleksyon. Marami kasi nagmamagaling sa eleksyon, hindi naman botante, so shut up ka na, hindi ka naman botante
>>58944108
Nice try Goldstein. We see through your rude
>>58944502
aren't all of his uncles pro-dutdut?
>>58944313
Send Dutdutfags neighbors and friends on despair by redpilling them about George Soros involvement in our upcoming election on Monday.
>>58944422
The end of the day, in politics everybody is bound to be a traitor, its tradition. Money is power anyway, more Mosque and guns for infidels to the brave leaders in Mindanao
So, who are you voting, guys?
I'm voting for Duterte.
>>58944592
The dying with cancer one. If she die, she'll be immortalized
>>58944197
Roxas would be the better choice if only because he'll continue PNoy's reforms. The country is still in a transitory period of development, we don't need any memetastic presidents yet. We just need straightforward and earnest changes to the economic and more importantly the political infrastructure of this shithole.
As much as I disagree with his term, PNoy kickstarted some things that really needed to be addressed. Having a crazy motherfucker like Dutdut coming in to rock the boat again will just send us back to where we started.
Don't fail me now my fellow retarded countrymen. It's the first time in a long time I've had even a semblance of hope for this place.
>>58944502
I don't like him but I agree
>>58944631
If she dies, then we'll have a shitty vice president take over.
>>58944646
>Make MRT more shittier
>Add 1 more hour to travel time in MetroManila
>Give Mindanao to Malaysia
>Give Islands to China
Vote Mar
>>58944557
there are two kinds of ""men"" in their family apparently, a faggot and a pretentious asshole
so you know who voted who?
>tfw we finally reach the apocalypse
WITNESS ME
>>58944750
thx mate, we needs more land to put the immigrants
>>58944119
>Be westerners
>Have one chinese restaurant and one chinese grocery store in the city
>Total chinese population : 15
>OMG they're so nice and hardworking I wonder why anyone would hate them, must be that they're all jealous of them
>>58944572
Agui the only one who won against the Spaniards tho. I'll give him that
>>58943589
(you) test
>>58944865
No prob, let's fuck up the juanas
>>58944884
norway bro is nice as they did Hinamatsuri
>>58944750
>Phil is only manila
Aquino is getting heat for not letting go of our rightfull claim.
Everyone want talks but claim still remains.
>>58944276
Nothing wrong with a Fourth Reich
>>58944646
>Don't fail me now my fellow retarded countrymen
When have we ever done anything right?
>>58943589
>KKK46
shit group anon, we all know t8's the best team on the best group.
>>58945007
don't project
Swimming is great for this hot weather
>Duterte
>Marcos
>Colmenares
>De Lima
>Gatchalian
>Gordon
>Hontiveros
>Kapunan
>Lacson
>Isko Moreno
>Pacquiao
>Romualdez
>Sotto
>Tolentino
>>58945085
Tfw 3 more weeks of teaching lolis how to swim
>>58945011
I didn't know of a relevant t8 link
>>58945085
I agree. Post some swimsuit pics
>>58945150
If I dont for them will I go to hell?
>>58944646
you better leave this shithole now that LP is doing full blown media shitflinging on doo30 because that's gonna backfire on them 3 days from now
>>58943991
w-which hole?
>>58945229
it would be extremely painful
>>58944859
gonna need to get laid soon before they prohibit it
>>58944988
>Nothing wrong with a Fourth Reich
fascism in philippines is like /asean/, it's irrelevant plus who can contain and rule a bunch of narcissistic self-entitled flips? dutdut "iron fist" is not hard enough
First Brazilian to post
>>58945304
asean logo sure looks like an opened packet of instant mee
The season of halohalo is comin soon.
I can't wait.
Tomboys are for __________?
>>58945380
don't steal oc
>>58945384
BDSM
>>58945384
Princessing
>>58943143
I'd rather have kikes, Abdullah.
>>58945380
what is that?
>>58945434
fuck off
Wow there is langka in captcha
>>58944111
can you not call them superpacs? there are no superpacs there, you retard.
>>58944313
sex with you
>>58945384
hardcore pounding
>literally pound your head if you don't fuck good
>>58945569
FBI on the tracking
>>58945434
say it to your lads in JPN
anyway, we love it.
What kind of halohalo you guys enjoy in summer?
Who will also vote for dutdut just to see this country shit itself?
>>58945603
some room for 3some?
>>58945434
Halo-halo is originally a japanese dessert
>no asean bf to go on dates with
>>58945631
Are there other kinds of halo-halo?
>>58945568
pinoy icey sundae
>>58943969
i'd rather be a 2d little boy desu
>>58945677
only if you bring fruit flavoured condoms
>>58945771
how that shit taste like with the inherent rubber material?
>>58945631
i find it hard to answer, halo-halo literally means "mix-mix"
but i like the halo halo with lots of ice cream on top i don't care what other ingredients they put in
>>58945822
how do you even know that
>>58945568
how rude
>>58945631
I like to put flan on mine and some chocolate too
>>58945170
Can you teach me how to swim too? I'm a loli
>>58945862
i am asking how does it taste with presumption it taste like shit
>>58944347
Propose that we rename our country to 'Venezuela Oriental'
>>58945862
Don't use condoms. It takes away the feel and warmth
>>58945771
b-but i don't like wrappers, i like to do it unprotected
>>58945822
>>58945862
smells pretty good like sweets, you know.
>>58945937
I get Vietnam flashbacks every time I swim during the time when my sister told me not to jump into the swimming pool because it's deep, but I jumped anyway and nearly drowned [Spoiler] in pussy[/Spoiler].
My drill is the drill that will pierce through the heavens!!
>>58945842
Do that pic's Halo Halo look same as Philippino Halo Halo?
Or you guys have other kind of it?
>>58946041
>implying you can drill through the heavens
The heavens is in a different realm, retard.
>>58946000
Uneducated fool, do you want 8 babies and live in the slums in the future? Only use protection when you have a decent stable wage and job and have your own decent house. My parents did that and we ain't swimming in shit in our slum """house"""" right now, they still had time to produce 3 children.
>>58946041
Only have unprotected sax*
>>58946064
Looks like a float sundae
Halo Halo looks like this
>>58946198
>>58946233
why all the purple color though? Taro/yam?
>>58946064
you guys have snowcone shit with wasabi on top (i think its called kakigori or something)
>>58946308
yes it's ube flavored icecream
>>58946041
Let me Immaculately conceive the savior of the world with thy drill
>>58946198
>>58946233
What's the flavour of that purple icecream? grape? sweet potato?
>>58946329
>>58946233
>>58946198
There's something wrong with me.
I hate ube flavor
>>58946064
nah, there's no specific flavors for halo halo. ingredients varies from different locations but the concept is the same, just put all the sweet foods you can find and put it in a bowl/glass, then add crushed ice and milk
also
this >>58946329
you invented this kind of shit
>>58946384
meant for this >>58946313
>>58946154
Hoho someone's in a bad mood today :3
>>58946178
>>58946154
>>58946346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXg9mvnUWsM
>>58946313
you mean this one?
>>58946512
my turn now flip
Malaysian OC, dont steal
>Ais Kacang
>>58946041
I loved that show so much.
Let's start this shit
Ube > Cookies n' Cream > Sans Rival > Strawberry > Mango > Cheese >>>>>> Double Dutch
>>58946154
but i have a stable income and can provide for our family if we accidentally have one :3
>>58946558
>Ais Kacang
This looks like ramen made by a bad cook anime girl.
>>58946628
>Ube
u guys shit purple turds after eating those? yam-flavored i saw was very light in color
and
mint ice cream is nice too
>>58946677
Ignore him. We can make hafus together sweetie
holy shit has /asean/ seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMzKHHbgY7I
>>58946628
oh no not with this, i don't want to go to store right now
cheese > mango > ube > vanilla >>>>>>>. chocolate, cookies and cream, rocky road >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> corn
>>58946564
Row Row Fight the Power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLyefV8-4w
hype up song version
>>58946753
donu tsteal
>>58946874
i want her to be my sis and give me tenderloving nursing handjob
>>58946755
We have those growing in our backyard. They're darker but still a vibrant purple color after getting cooked.
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>58946753
>This looks like ramen made by a bad cook anime girl
>>58946198
More Halo Halo variants
Does other ASEAN countries have Taho? I love that shit and buy one cup everyday.
>>58947042
>she never got to be animated
Fuck that TWGOK adaptation
>>58946955
me too
>>58946871
WTF I love Duterte now
I just checked Wikipedia
Duterte is amazing
I can't believe that man is going to win
>>58946628
You mean ube icr cream with pastillas
>>58947231
>Duterte
>winning
>>58946874
This though
Keso ice cream is so good
>>58946452
It's that time of the year
>>58946677
>accidentally
how do I know you won't Usain Bolt on me?
>>58946871
Awesome
>>58947298
Doesn't he have the lead in polls?
>>58947357
>Polls
>Against the jewish voting machine
http://www.manilatimes.net/stop-smartmatic-and-lord-malloch-brown/199025/
https://helenaglass.net/tag/malloch-brown-of-smartmatic-former-soros-puppet/
>>58947322
Two girls can't make baby. You need me :3
>>58947322
i like kids, don't worry we will be a lovely family
>Duterte
Some executives in our company met him this winter to discuss about metro building project.
>>58947615
is 30000 yen considered expensive for a school girl?
>>58947615
Fuck off jap
>>58947231
Me too
is Brit-chan here?
Or is she out for work?
How do I maintain erection and cum late?
>>58947789
you oppose yourself to the project?
>>58947945
fuck with ugly girl
>>58946753
There are many different versions of ais kacang that have food aesthetics
>>58947889
Why is there a person with a gun behind him?
Good night /asean/
3 more nights till election
We welcome you on our team, united as one. That is the only way to beat Rodrigo Duterte. Our campaign beats Duterte resoundingly. For that to happen, we must come together. And the Filipino people, you, too, have a choice.
In our nation's darkest hours, Ninoy told us Filipinos are worth dying for. Jose Rizal told us One only dies once, and if one does not die well, a good opportunity is lost and will not present itself again.
Philippines shouldn't have a president whose words would make you embarrassed if your children repeated them. Our president should make us all proud, should inspire hope in all of us. We can elect a Davao vigilante, profane and vulgar with a lifelong pattern of using government power for personal gain. Or we can elect a proven conservative who's fought consistently for working men and women. And to defend the Constitution.
Let us show that we will not let the Philippines light go out, that we will fight for our Constitution, for life and for freedom. You have shown that we remain a strong and just people. A people who do not give in to fear but rise always in our righteous might to meet the challenges of the future. Together, we can do it. If we stand together and return to the free market principles and the constitutional liberties that built Philippines
>>58948166
Commie, rebel swag I guess
Im going to fap to french girls getting blacked tonight
>>58947913
I need to see your eyes
>>58948334
I'm not as idealistic. I think this whole mess is largely caused by the rise of the internet, memes, and viral videos. It's really just circlejerk and angry memes finally pervading the political space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc
rise of viral media
media is mutated as it spreads (to make it more viral)
anger is the weakest emotional spot in our brains
inaccurate but maddening memes are the ones that go viral
angry circlejerk 1 vs angry circlejerk 2 is symbiotic
Apply that to the election-related discussions, and vwalah: dutertards
>>58948666
I honestly believe not everyone should be allowed to vote. There should be a high bar before the privilege of voting so dumbfuck squatters can just rot away.
>>58948597
>mfw you actually replied
Didn't think anyone would reply.
Oh, and about the eyes? >_>
Ummm.....remember what i said about not showing them?
That wont change.
Sorry ;_;
>>58947913
>work
not even a single day of my life and I'm 18. I want to see how long I can sustain my NEET bubble :^)
>>58947615
>metro
You mean underground subway or something?
And where? In Manila if he gets elected?
>>58948291
posting or possessing pictures of animated girls that looks under-age doing sexual things is considered illegal and could lend you a prison sentence and your name on the sexual offenders list and be given a SOPO once released, it's on my statute book.
>>58948334
Poe is such a middle aged qt
send me money I need to roll gatcha
near first road of Tondo Manila, in a pisonet computer shop
>>58948968
Please? Why do you hate me so much? I'll show you the real me if you do do ;__;
>>58944750
Isn't he DILG? The MRT is ubder DOTC.
>>58946233
This is what happen when spaniards try to create typical south east asian ice dessert
>>58949046
>underground subway
that's a bad idea considering how many times we get flooded lmao
>>58949082
milf qt
>>58949046
not Manila
We have a plan to build it in Dabaw.
>>58949101
I-I don't hate you.
It's just i don't want to show myself.
That's all.
Please stop misunderstanding me. ;__;
>>58949243
How can I love that which I can't see?
Is mar roxas the most cucked politician in the history of philippines?
>araneta
>stepped down in presidential for virgin noynoy to win
>married a reporter that probably fucked guys for interview
>plenty of experience
>has connection to ogliarch
>endorsed by president
>but still losing to a mayor/american citizen/corrupt nigger
I feel bad for him t.b.h.
>>58949256
Langka
Qt
>>58949341
You'll just have to.
I'm sorry.
>>58949451
Post thighs :3
>>58949391
she looks too young to be getting married O.O
>>58947889
Duterte is [the] most dangerous candidate. His most trusted man, Pastor [Apollo] Quiboloy, said he will lead a revolution if Duterte does not win," Santiago said on Headstart on ANC on Friday.
>>58949475
>>58949515
we all look younger than we are
>>58949483
P-pls no more...
I already had too many people asking pics of me >~<
>>58949357
Mangoes
How did bisaya take over mindanao and displace all other ethnicities?
>>58949571
I've shown you my hand so you must show me yours in return
>>58949354
It's all ogre for you we Liberals and our Jewish friends have spoken.
>Liberals neck on neck with Poe
>Liberals neck on neck with Marcos
>>58949612
Bisaya are only northern Mindanao, Cebuano are South Eastern, South Mindanao. While IloIlo people are South West Mindanao
>>58949354
BBM and his trash of a family
>>58949741
Oh my god. You lefty scum! I thought we are fellow centrists!
>>58949256
>putting ice cream
>>58949594
>red bean on cendol
What a cancer
>>58949624
I said no more!
;__;
I will sacrifice everything to Supreme Mega Lord God Emperor Optimus Prime Du30!
>>58949563
yes…
i dont have gf…
sorry…
>>58949741
>there are more people that doesnt want to vote than vote miriam
upcucks btfo
>>58949780
I am, centrist can swing from both ideologies to get the best solutions. I don't mind Jews, if you've seen the Borgias, the Jews in that show were very sneaky. They blew up a Muslim fleet, bought every sulphur, so the Pope's enemies could not use cannons, and they're very family oriented.
>>58945631
Lots of... "milk". *wink wink*
>>58949792
Show me your soft fingers. You seen mine so it's only fair that I see yours. I thought you don't hate me :(
>>58949786
red beans is love, red beans is life
>>58949907
WTF isn't a centrist someone who doesn't lean to the extreme of Left and Right. You are just a political chameleon. Machiavellian is what you are
>>58949859
Don't be so pathetic son.
GF is meaningless for animu fag.
Just proud of being faggot and fap in Akiba.
I think we should start a media campaign in fagbook that if you show a photo in social media that you dipped your right index in blue ink you support duterte.
>>58949066
SOPO?
>>58949126
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/765272/mrt-mistakes-started-in-roxas-dotc-stint-say-private-owners
>>58949914
c can I have a sample of it?
>>58949930
I've said many times that i don't hate you, Brit-chan that i don't hate you.
It's just i don't want to show you any part of me.
Please please PLEASE understard.
I'm starting to feel depressed right now. ;__;
white elves
>>58950176
I will fix MRT problems
Dont vote Roxas lads
>>58950219
Why are Muslims being compared to Orcs?
Do you guys like to sleep while listening to some woman whispering on your ear? (ASMR) I do, it's the only way I get sleepy ;__;
>>58950079
you want me to kickstart you?
>>58950051
>Machiavellian
hehe, what I think, my interest trumps all :^)
>>58950137
>sexual offender prevention order
if you have that they'll make you report to the police station every week and they'll tag you, when they see you, they record you, when you make friends or have gf, they will tell your gf or partner about you.
>>58950062
>Just proud of being faggot and fap in Akiba.
>proud of being faggot and fap
>faggot and fap
excuse me… i want to ask a lot of things…
>>58950218
Are you a girl then :3
>>58950279
because they're brown and brutish
>>58950292
but if you're a minority will you get on the list
>>58950292
Memenose hates people like that
>>58950292
>it's the only way I get sleepy
Are you still sleeping with your mom?
>>58950350
No...
I'm a boy >_>
>all this dutdut scaremongering
Ya bit that balding idiot's bait.
>>58950279
Can't be, Orcs don't explode, silly.
>>58950202
It might be too sweet and creamy for you. *wink*
>>58950202
>>58949859
>3DPD
The only acceptable 3DPD is your sister, the rests are shit.
>>58950479
>>58950279
Muslimanon here.
I prefer being an elf than an orc.
So that i can finally have a chance to fuck around with magic powers in my life.
>>58950320
U R FAG
>>58950444
I'll violate your boipucci then :3
>>58950176
>MM problems
Meh
>>58950434
my mommy puts me on my bed and sings me to sleep :3
>>58950398
n-no, I-I don't think so, only if you're muslim or black obviously.
>>58950404
I'll make her fall in love with me through cunning devious means >:^3
>>58950587
>prefering heresy
That's why people in the western world don't take you seriously.
>>58950445
Who? Cayetano.
He's is a like a the personification of a facebook meme now with his conspiracies, kek
Cayetano's photographer is a pretty nice guy. Gave us front row seats during the Corona trial.
>>58950510
I I love sweet and creamy candies.
Can't I get them?
.
>>58950669
Oh really...
Let's see how you like it when you're shunned by your parents and every other relative (sister, cousin, etc) for converting.
Go on, i dare you.
I'm not even devout to it.
>>58950728
Why were you in the trial? Was this in like Supreme Court? I thought they don't allow any public viewing in high courts.
>>58950875
My professor told us to go there and experience it live. It was held in the Senate and was open to the public. The slots were limited though.
>>58950727
The other balding idiot.
There's only one other balding idiot that's been spreading vitriol against Dutdut.
>>58950587
Then I will suck dry your """mana""" for energy.
>>58950728
im now digging youtube videos in corona trial and cross match it with my existing database of photos poster here
>>58951050
ohhhh that's pretty lucky.
>>58950818
I know you do.
You have to extract it first.
>>58951122
lmao, look for Allen
>>58951122
You'll sleep yourself to boredom. I was already nodding off halfway until Miriam started insulting the prosecutors. Woke me up.
>>58950889
>liking 3DPD
I can agree with your opinion, though you have shittaste but
>not liking incest
FIGHT ME IRL FAGGOT
>>58951248
sure daniel
>>58951071
I don't like him but I love what his doing so many hypocrisies expossed
>>58951248
I-It's not boring if you're interested on it!! I watched the youtube videos of Senate hearings while I'm eating, sometimes you just want to kill the people in there due to red tape, but it can be fun watching people fuck up.
>>58951248
I love it when Miriam not just grilled both the prosecution and defense, but also the whole system, everyone was silent.
>>58950848
My family is quite liberal when it comes to religion. Not that we have a moslem in our family of course, but if you have to convert to marry your true love, they won't be against it.
The worst they could do is not attend the wedding, but they might not resist grandchildren.
Remember our old queen of /sea/?
>>58951186
I I won't accept e ecchi joke oniichan!
>>58951107
Pls not too much.
I'm already tired. ;__;
>>58951428
What the fuck? I'm gonna find out if this is real.
>>58951428
She went to Corea to get her vagina eye slits widen didn't she?
>>58950848
I suffer the same thing since I am a INC fag. I want to stop giving Manalo money but I don't want to be shunned by my whole clan.
>>58944108
Thank you 2nd Greatest ally
>>58951564
then be the black sheep of the clan, that does whatever he wants and is more richer and successful than the rest of the clan
>>58951564
Be an inside mole and expose that cult
>>58951366
He's a hypocrite himself, so he might be quite the expert.
Also, all of this by being butthurt about Dutdut's impression of him. Lel.
>>58949556
>revolution
Where's the pic of Lenin with Dutdut's head?
