lazy friday edition
National dress when
>>58932723
But shes dying.
>>58932789
I'd rather have a dying genius for a president than a healthy kleptocrat.
>>58932621
I s-swear i didn't nean to hate you ;__;
Sweet dreams, honey.
>>58932789
This is the worst argument.
>>58933061
So whats the point? you think she can serve well under her circumstances?
I just want her to rest and enjoy her last remaining days, of all this presidency can do to her is to speed up the process of her cancer..
>>58932788
much better than those big space sleeves
hell0
please give me money I am staring here, please reply faster my pisonet will close
I am here in a computer shop in Tondo
>>58933195
never been to a piso net jesus i cant even imagine being there..last time i went to a computer shop was in a decent one and not littered with those kids who smell shit, where you can die of suffocation if they surrounded you.
>>58933094
not him, but...
Just this one point. As you can see, Duterte (and all the other candidates) always chickens out of debates with her by playing the "he's my pal, not gonna fight him lol" card. Meaning, with stage 4 cancer she can still humiliate you in several different ways.
>>58933112
>honoka
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>58933320
But she cant banter her way out of cancer m8.
>>58933377
rude desu
That 14 year old pinay girl told her over protective guy friend that she's chatting with me.
He says she should stop but she's not listening.
>>58933482
slut shame her
>>58933524
She's telling me she's an angel I'm telling her she's a liar.
>>58933721
I agree with him tbhw even though I dont like him
>>58933726
tell her should be studying and tell her shes a whore for chatting in the internet
although shes probably just an NBI bait
Oh shit the elections are today.
lmao
>35C
>tfw literally naked right now
>>58933804
Are you a cute boy or a transgirl?
>>58933721
>that pic
lol, I can start with a speech regarding freedom of expression, inherent rights and obligations and all that shit, but why should I care about anything this cocksucking faggot talks about?
>>58933841
Ikr right you try telling freedom of speech to dutdut supporters and they'll say binayaran or ay may dilaw
>>58933797
2 more days
kek janis hate flip politics
>>58933112
get that slut out of asean threads
hey /asean/. What are your first names btw?
>>58934159
Ferdinand
>>58934222
Otou-san?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MODS
WHY ARE THEY REMOVING SOROS FACE
>>58934159
Daniel
>>58934159
Liem
>>58934253
some newfag mods don't know flip politics is the heart of asean, with 60 percents of posters are flips
I'm personally excited to watch our shitty country further dig itself into oblivion once Dutdut wins.
>>58934680
people just don't know they're making a mistake until it finally happens. they will now learn their lesson.
>>58934680
I will move to singapore before shit hits the fan.
>>58934823
if you can suck dick well we'll let you
>>58934680
I don't even know why he's so popular? Is he just a meme candidate like Trump? Do millennials just really love the guy because they don't know any better?
Events
Monday May 9 Election day - GET OUT AND VOTE
RALLIES
>Rizal Park: May 7 in Rizal Park, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Survey Result Pulse Asia April 26-29
>Du 30 / Poetangina 25 / susMaryosep 22 / Only B1nay 15 / Cancer 2
ENTERTAINMENT
>Duterte's connection with NPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbgC5UvvYw
>Lewd Maid Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8KPZsXhsOc
>Australia cant handle the Dutdut banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JEkpGom00M
>Burning Singapore Flag explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsPu_rH-WlU
>Habbening if Dutdut loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadT6qzQCQk
ADS
>Mar Roxas's SuperPAC Anti Duterte ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwnXofEQMD0
>Pro Dutdut ad by Cayetano's SuperPAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUhryY8EiA
>>58934159
Aljun
>>58934876
All yes. They took the man seriously. The Philippines will only go the Venezuela route.
>>58934159
Eman
Tfw Only Binay sent me a text message
He really cares about me ;_;
Gonna vote for him on Monday
>>58934159
Kiko
>>58934159
Aljohncel
>>58934159
Bubuy
>>58934159
Jethro
>>58934159
Jose Maria
>>58934159
Ramon bautista
>Duts is going to win
>Trump is going to win as well
RIP in pieces
>>58935579
Tfw we are Trump's enemies because Dutdut will ally with Chyna
>>58934159
Rubin
>>58934159
Ismail
Why kontol is out of control what do i fap to?
>>58935686
[spoiler]http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1845189[/spoiler]
>>58934680
I've seen dutertards claim that Roxas will bring about the country's demise, which is fucking hilarious.
Just arrived home after friday prayer lads
I just fug a weeaboo white girl Asean. I look chink, I'm tan, and I wear K-pop inspired hair. Basically was a tan shota husbando her. I feel like a whore.
>>58934159
Blake
>>58936109
Both sides are spouting exaggerations just like in your elections
So i no longer want to impregnate pinay teenagers because they're so fucking stupid and impossible to talk to.
>Me: i think that was disrespectful why did you do that?
>Her: I'm not being disrespectful
>Me: this is why i think it was disrespectful. Do you understand?
>Her: yes
>Me: so why did you do it?
>Her: I'm so sorry
>Me: I don't want an apology I want an explanation. Tell me why you were acting so disrespectfully.
>Her: I wasn't being disrespectful
>>58936176
Post prove
>>58934159
Kevin
>>58936215
it's also funny how easily people are moved into switching votes, like Trillianes' stupid ad. It's like they're voting for personality rather than ability.
>>58936226
Context, fuccboi
>>58936226
this is jus a distracting technique they use so they can fuck you for your green card
>>58936226
I asked her to watch a youtube video i thought was neat. She said no. She said she just wasn't interested.
I told her this is like when someone offers you food and you say "no thanks I'm not hungry." She agreed that that would be really disrespectful and she'd never do such a thing. Then she said she understood my analogy. Then she continued to insist that she did nothing wrong despite that.
If someone says "yes i agree with you but I'm still right and you're still wrong" then they just become impossible to talk to. Especially when immediately after all they want to talk about is "why are you always so angry with me?"
I've talked to esl 7 year olds from my mom's school who had more to say.
>>58936269
See:
>>58936371
There's no intelligent life on that island.
>>58936392
>teenage girl
There's your problem. Why the fuck were you talking to an underaged flip girl, anyways?
>>58936371
>when someone offers you food and you say "no thanks i'm not hungry"
Thats perfectly fine response. Whats so disrespectful about that?
>>58936226
>teenagers
>expecting some insightful words comes out of her mouth
you should consult your co-bules for pedophilic wisdom
please do us all a favor and get out of this country if ever the 30 and mar cause wins. we don't need edgy teenagers who thinks that it's the end of the world because they got indoctrinated by some fear mongering prophet or whatnot.
>>58936502
Because they look sexy and fertile.
>>58936887
Great now we are only left with dutdut NPA tier indoctrinated idiot edgelords
With Marcostrash revisionism on the side
Double uggghh.. just
>>58937204
>t. Pedophile
Called the Police Departement in your state, the Air Force, Secret Service, etc.
>>58936260
Most of them are voting for him because of it In the first place
And poor binay now that's the true victim here no one even really doubted the allegations about him, hypocrites
Its not like dutdut haven't used children in his ads.
>>58937287
This only happened because teenage girls would tell me they were 18, send me nudes, then say they lied about being 18.
OC
>>58937314
My age radar is out of whack because of television. There are 25 y/o who I thought were tweens and vice versa.
Fucking hell, the more I read through political posts on social media, the more I want to bash my head in.
>>58937555
#stopfreefb
>>58934876
>I don't even know why he's so popular?
Pinoys fell hook, line and sinker for NPA propaganda tactics
The red pilled ones know that the "real" candidates are only Roxas, Santiago and Binay
Poe is just a meme, any self-respecting country wouldn't vote for an adopted child of some dead action star
>>58937555
You would probably feel like drilling through your skull with a portable power drill when you see political threads/posts on 4chan (mainly threads that looked like they were made by /pol/tards to shitpost).
I know i feel it everyday when i visit /v/ or /a/.
But seriously, who's the only flip president that any of you fags would actually want to win?
>>58937989
>who's the only flip president
>want to win
I'd take Magsaysay 2bh.
if what you meant was "which presidential candidate"
then it's Miriam, no contest.
>>58937989
kebab remover
>>58938239
kek. this triggers the pathetic weeb faggot, MKL.
>>58938239
for ant
>>58937989
Miriam only if she runs with thrill-lianes
>>58938239
>"General Angelo Reyes, to the brave men of the Philippine Army and Marines; leave none alive. Huwag niyo akong subukan."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwnXofEQMD0
Why are people in FB too dramatic
Shit is actually funny
>>58938702
Hopefully BB marcos would be next
>>58938702
>Dudirtyfags on suicide watch
>>58937989
What if I told you I wanted Roxas to be the next president?
>>58938825
Its not even that bad.
The one with binay was people bluntly asking about the allegations in detail on TV. Although they were not children
>>58938843
You just need to stay home for the election since Soros machine will do the voting for you automatically
We chill on /asean/ and laugh at people who suffers heat stroke due to voting for other politicians yet will never win.
>>58937989
Du30
I dunno do we want China or USA to be allied with?
>Duterte
>Marcos
>Colmenares
>De Lima
>Gatchalian
>Gordon
>Hontiveros
>Kapunan
>Lacson
>Isko Moreno
>Pacquiao
>Romualdez
>Sotto
>Tolentino
>>58939292
Replace Hontiveros with Palparan
>>58939210
Trump will build us a Sea wall for china. Kek
>>58934159
Agapito
>>58939337
>>58939292
No, replace sotto with palaparan
And replace the two with Miriam and Trillianes
http://iamyourdaddy.com/carf.html
#NO MAKEUP
#NO FILTER
>>58934159
Pedring
>Duterte has 30%
>this is not the majority vote!
>70% is for four other candidates
Kek Aquino cannot into elections
>>>/a/141149549
Sweet mother of god this thread is lewd as hell
Good luck to us
>>58934159
Jean
>>58934680
>wholly relying on surveys
isn't it weird that a lot of people hate Marcos and Duterte, yet they're leading the polls? That's because polls are not accurate.
>>58938239
>>58938662
Erap, shut your fat mouth this isn't a film.
Anyone else got any problems accessing /a/ and /co/? I already F5-d many times and the pages are still kosong!
>>58939568
>2 Asean, Inc.
wat
Nobody uses GMA network though... lol.
hehe
Good luck to us fellow flips, may God bless our motherland
the server shat the bed for about 2 hours.
It happened to me once while browsing /a/ and /v/
Someone needs to make sure the server at singapore doesn't shit itself every month
>>58939597
same problem here in /int/ few hours ago
:)
>>58939639
come to Yurop and live a good life, senpai. You could marry a cute Spaniard and have cute Mestizo babies if Duterte wins.
>>58939617
delet this
>>58934159
post more of that semen demon m8.
>>58939597
UPDATE: They're all back on...for now. Maybe they'll tahan lama lah.
>>58937463
lol
>>58939607
We wuz representatives and sheeeeeit
>>58939694
Is NZ a good place? Looks quite comfty there with cows and sheeps
I don't wan't to be in the middle of terrorist attack in yurop
>>58939818
>implyingg the servers are not gonna shit themselves next time
Give it 2-3 months and you suddenly wouldn't be able to post for a few hours
>>58939884
My neighbor will move there next year, heard they have good IT industry.
OT: Seriously what the hell is wrong with this mod
3 more days until the station will RIP
>>58939884
Generally speaking, it's good place for asians and pacific islanders.
perfect place for flips.
>>58939847
Holy shit, they're inspired by ASEAN integration, they want to improve the number of university students going to be more prepared for integration. Next thing we know, we'll get pro-ASEAN parties that want to give up their sovereignty just to make a superpower blob, can't wait.
>>58939884
Yes, New Zealand is a pretty good place to live tbhwy, it's pretty quiet and if you love the outdoors like me, then that's the place.
>>58939977
>implying
Oops forgot about ASEAN's platform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14Fc-oBkeQ
cekem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HAs0UsV0aN
>>58939607
I chose Asean, Inc because I <3 you /asean/
>>58937463
Plz respond
>>58939465
Here is a (You)
hi I'm here for the memes
I believe there's a meme about me that I haven't seen yet
Please share
P. S. Our babby isn't born yet
>mfw he has to beg for (You)s
#NO MAKEUP
#NO FILTER
>>58934159
Farhan
UPDATE: babby has just been born, pics to come
Thoughts?
http://thediplomat.com/2016/05/philippine-election-dutertes-dangerous-ideas-on-china/
So today I went to Jaya Grocer in my quest to find Dr Pepper after previous trip to Cold Storage failed. My update is that there's no Dr Pepper to be found here too. I instead bought this big ass can of lemonade for RM4.99.
The end.
>>58936371
>Getting triggered because she wouldn't watch some video you wanted her to see
There's your problem.
>>58940840
Great lad
So, Flipbros, who you voting?
I'm voting for Duterte.
>>58940840
>huge ass cans for sugared drinks
We 'Murrica now
>>58940911
>dat Madoka and Homura
Vote for him plz
>>58940927
>>58940840
>choose between Snapple or Arizona
>Arizona has HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
Snapple it is
>>58940911
Miriam, out of principle
>>58932889
I got a terrible nightmare. You hate me ;___;
>>58941105
>Miriam, out of principle
I'd vote for too.
If she wasn't on the verge of dying, that is.
But if I'm voting Miriam, I'm also voting Marcos.
>>58941112
No, i swear i don't hate you ;___;
I just don't like revealing my face here or anywhere on the internet.
Please understand...
>>58940911
I'm voting for the candidates that no one is going to vote for just to boost their self esteem
>>58940700
Male or female?
>>58941198
you can just vote for miriam and leave the vp slot unshaded
>>58941305
Does it matter?
As long as there's a hole...
Disgusting cunts
What partylist should i vote? Does it matter? What the fuck do they do anyway
>>58941426
Congress.
If we had a Nazi party, I'd vote for those bastards.
>>58941399
sorry
>>58940911
Roxas, Trillianes
>>58940911
>his head size
This guy must brush his shirt.
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>58941356
This.
Marcos is trash
I will vote bongbong because i hate up fags
CIVIL WAR WHEN???
>>58941357
There's always a hole my dear anon....
>>58941546
Never, silly.
We're too lazy for that bullshit.
The best we can get is a rally or people throwing rocks at police.
Then it'll end with "Muh police brutality"
LeL oligarch edgelords
>>58939528
Here you go Anon.
https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/polit/damy/BeginnningReading/plurality.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tWHJfhiyo&list=PLrWOPUJBrn62lagQRxaMcsOPi4bhXttP_
Can you people shut the fuck about who you're going to vote? Once you say, just stop.
>>58941647
I'm going to vote for Duterte.
>>58941447
Ya itu salahmu, kamu harus minta maaf cunt
Wkwwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>58941647
DUT DUT
TRUMP
NAJIB
>>58941444
>>58941426
You dont need to vote any partylist
Remember that President Duterte will remove the congress
>>58941709
How powerful is flip president exactly that he can remove congress?
Real cute hun, I'm sure Duterte can make bring you European-tier lifestyle.
>>58941748
US-tier, have to ask legislature to do anything.
>>58941748
he has a private army that can kill those who oppose him :^)
>>58941748
He has commie and NPA support to pull it off
Only the military can oppose him if he does
>>58934680
Pol Pot-like killing fields when?
>>58941806
He also has an actual army who opposes him. [spoiler]Where do we hide? At least our GDP will skyrocket because of after war reconstruction[/spoiler]
>>58941748
If an ordinary Flip is considered already as the most powerful
Just imagine what the most alpha guy in the country is
>>58941878
If anyone cares, china maybe.
We back to the 90s again
>>58937989
Miriam
>>58941930
This.
However, it's somewhat of a gamble because she's really old.
If she dies midterm, then we'd end up with a shitty VP.
2 plane and 2 heli. Najib still win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6t2xk_Qemg
>>58941878
hide in Northern Luzon, he has no control there
>Dudirty wins
Leni will also win
Dudirty gets removed by a CIA-backed coup
Leni becomes Prez and runs again
>Dudirty loses
Poe wins
Leni wins
Dudirtyfags on suicide watch
>>58942020
Malaysia lost 2 planes in recent history, I'm not being an arse about it because it was really unfortunate. But do you think you need to lose 2 helicopters to top it off?
>>58941830
muslims also support him
>Everyone forgot about Chiz
>Wins VP
mfw
>>58942071
So cringe worthy, the literal face off flip oligarchy yuck
>>58941599
Or secession.
Nobody cares really. Cebu and Minda is ready to secede anytime Duterte gets cheated. I hope Masbate does too and join the Cebuanos.
>>58942091
We need to balance it out
>>58941830
NPA
MILF
MNLF
BIFF
Abu Sayyaf
People's Republic of China
>>58942134
>Shitty provinces break off
You wish
>>58942091
2 heli by VIP. VIPs dead and Najib still win.
>>58942134
That's already given whatever happens. Its definetly easier to do if he wins
>>58942151
>Butcher released from prison
>Rebels shit their pants
Yare Yare
>>58942210
Trillanes - Honasan - Palparan alliance
>>58942072
>DutDut loses
This is rigged, we riot, we NPA riot!!!!
>>58941444
Guess what?
We do have a Nazi party.
This guy was rejected by Comelec for being a "nuisance candidate".
Emilio Aguinaldo was also a member of the National Socialist Party.
Gonna stock up my food supply
How long does a flip civil war lasts?
My passport is ready btw. But i only have visa to Australia and i dont want to refuge in australia
>>58942072
>Dudirtyfags on suicide watch
they will purge this country first
>>58942247
At those times its relevant to have one.
>>58942134
>We now declare this the autonomous territory of Visayas!
>Shit, we're out of food and oil
>Fuck, China's on our doorstep
>Where the fuck did all these Muslim rebels come from?
>Duterte, take us back please.
>>58942280
>How long does a flip civil war lasts?
Zero because Duterte won't win
The polls and surveys are just jokes
>>58942179
>>58942204
>>58942319
Visayas will mostly like join dutdut
>>58942134
Southern luzon will succeeded next
I notice there is alot of discontent between northern tagalogs and southern
>>58942364
It was just an example.
>>58942364
Ignore the richfags
Okay, who has the platform for making local produces to a international export powerhouse? If there's free healthcare/education would you be okay with tax increase?
I just wanna know who can help make more shekels without OFW remmitance reliance?
>>58942364
Eastern visayas for sure
I swear to you our Smartmatic operatives got Duterte losing.
>Visayas and Mindanao break off
>Luzon becomes the second richest country in Southeast Asia just behind Singapore
Remember when Erap came in second even though everybody expected an Aquino-Villar showdown?
>>58942366
I see no general fraction nor unity between the two.
how do they justify their selection of Dutdut-Marcos?
>>58942458
Lel villar was subjected to the same anti campaign yet no one riot
>>58942458
>everyone thinks Dudirty is going to win
>Binay wins out of nowhere
>>58942513
Vote who gives them the most money
>>58942513
Preparing for Armageddon.
>>58942513
Money
Politicians pay them millions
I don't even know much about politics. I just want the Duts to lose because his millennial following are one of the most obnoxious motherfuckers plaguing this side of the hemisphere.
Holy shit they're actually worse than Trump memers. And they're not even being ironic.
>>58942513
>Dutudt- majority of their members liked him, most likely forced to select him
>Marcos- his father is the reason why they are powerful cult till now.
>>58942513
They had been building spaceships for this moment
>>58942559
> $0.02 USD has been deposited to your paypal account
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the Hillary 2016 Memetics PAC, a subsidiary of The Goldman Sachs Group Inc. GS (NYSE) $160.01 -0.06 (-0.04%)
We have state election tomorrow too. Hope Najib lost.
>>58942513
World Domination
>>58942559
Comparing Du30 and Trump supporters isn't really fair since Trump supporters don't resort to violence and intimidation. In fact being a Trump supporter in mainstream America is asking for trouble since its well documented that Trump supporters get physically assaulted and not the other way around.
Du30 supporters are the closest thing to Bernouts and millenial Democrats.
>>58942662
No way. The opposition itself is in disarray where PKR and DAP are fighting each other and besides, Adenan Satem is really popular among Sarawakians.
>>58942674
There were reports of vote intimidating from them.
I think the LP rally got bomb at some point
>>58942545
Iglesia will finally reveal their space program
>>58942783
>waves a flag of Mexico
>>58942810
jewish mexicans
>>58942674
They have right values and logic siga-siga thing.
While simultaneously supporting borderline communist platforms.
We really have no clear device when it comes to those.
>>58942056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2-391vm6Uc
>>58942783
>The spires aren't towers, but rockets.
>The Philippine Arena is a launch site.
It all makes sense now.
>>58942559
Fact: Mar and Poe supporters are nice decent great people with highest GPA in universities.
>>58942838
By right I mean the conservatives muh Country first fuck foreign policy
>>58942662
East Malaysia is fucked either way, both are corrupt.
>>58942870
those people are a minority in the Philippines
>voting for chink lover like duterte
>>58942870
Fact: They're a minority
>he eats a white turd
>>58942908
>>58942937
Blame neo-babyboomers living in the slums wanting welfare
>>58942857
>>58942783
>>58942513
If I become President I would promote freedom of religion, except for INC.
>>58942938
looks like a half-assed done pulut, it looks shit.
>>58942938
wot da fook is that m8?
>>58942938
that's curdled semen shaped like a Filipino's penis
>>58942938
yes we eat white turd....
Problem?
>>58942978
If I become the President, I would promote lewdness to boost population.
