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Darjeeling tea edition
Need S A W F T
Earl Grey is the best tea
INCuck is heresy.
Catholicism is cancer.
Orthodoxy is the Truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rju5GyVtfnQ&list=PL8A09034D7D9BE695
>Not drinking salabat
>>58953360
My favourite South Afrikaan band singing about your girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
>>58953255
here you are
>>58953406
why not just drink coffee baka senpai
>>58953510
Who the fuck asked you?
>>58953561
G-good night...
>TEA
>>58953714
Goodnight :3
>>58953752
pak u
>>58953413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
>Werewolves from Twilight
lmao
Do you guys enjoy green tea and red tea in daily life?
>>58953917
Do you agree?
That INC is heresy?
>>58953931
>3 literally whos
Wew.
>>58953413
Believing in a magic man in the sky is dumb.
>>58954288
I agree :3
>that self hating/false flagging attention whoring malaysian is posting again
>>58954707
Are you an actual Japanese or a foreigner working in Japan?
>>58954707
remove PROXY
>tfw communist extremist and dictator is gonna be president
what do now?
>>58954707
go hommu gook man
>>58954842
don't worry so much, Liberal and Jewish alliance will come and save us, just look at how they're rising.
>>58953917
Chill sis, go drink some iced coffee!
>>58954600
where?
>>58954751
>>58954799
I 'm real japanese desu.
>>58954896
Pls stop this. It ain't funny anymore.
>>58954842
strap in seat belt
prepare for wild ride of summary executions
return of death penalty
mindanao being full of moqsque and BBL being handed to them which would give them half of the country's budget
And get your popcorn and some coke too
>>58954984
I chuckled a bit.
4chan theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo
China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141
>>58953978
Tea isn't that popular here unless it's iced tea.
>>58955713
I wish their government could ban themselves from breathing oxygen
>>58953978
I drink green tea occasionally, ice red tea usually in afternoon since it's hot as fuck.
But I drink earl grey in the morning.
Gween tea
>this film made muslims explode worldwide
I-I don't get it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJBWCLeOEaM&bpctr=1462557925
dabido-kun has returned?
>>58955961
say it right
Gwen Twea :3
>>58953360
>chubby
>>58956618
Dabido will always kill
RIP in piece, dabido-kun.
Let us not live in a world full of fallacy~
post brown girls doing cute things
>>58953406
>vn
looks interesting... hmmmm.
>>58957511
more cute brown girls
>>58957718
If you're filthy EOP, you can't read it
>>58957511
cancer
>>58957511
summer in SEA right now
>>58957977
Yeah, your mom is cancer
>>58957891
I'm a texthook peasant than an EOP. ;-]
>>58957977
sagittarius
Let's meet up? <3
>>58958114
no u
>>58957977
>>58958203
L-Leooooooo
I'm gonna make you jizz...cuzzi with me tonight
>>58958154
>using texthook
If you just read it without learning it, please die already.
>>58958266
Leo, you can watch while the two of us eat together <3
>>58954842
Call Langley, request for funds, arms, and training.
>>58958492
I agree being the cuck I am
>>58958388
that made me kek. Still getting there.
>ERP
>Like a fucking loser
lel
>>58958388
>>58957891
>t. elitist
>>58954896
>Bongbong Marcos in the lead
No
>>58954842
>believing the balding minion in disguise
I'm really sorry for you.
tfw no cute cosplaying weeaboo asean gf
>>58959785
I can be your gf.
If you don't mind my dick, that is.
>>58959860
I don't mind if you look like a girl when you dress up
>ERP
>/asean/ culture
>only 4 of them are doing it barring the faggot outsiders
shut the fuck up flipbong. it's mostly only you and your irl boyfriend, sakurahime, who are doing this faggotry you obnoxious fuck.
>>58960776
Agree. It appears that /asean/ is full of them because other posters are disgusted by them and stop posting when they started posting anime erp.
>>58962203
>>58960776
Wrong. every stops posting because they're butthurt from my swag.
>>58963373
>every stops
>>58954842
Count yourself lucky, at least you don't have a muslim Paki as the mayor of your capital.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFuOfj1Tsl0
>>58965488
pretty good pham
>>58965659
I don't know why she can't be famous yet. Her songs are pretty nice and unique. The song that I posted is titled Friend Private Limited and basically it's about her (a company) is hiring friends.
In this other song, she is the moon and the guy is the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozApnHEW1E8
>>58966090
>I don't know why she can't be famous yet
they're just "pretty" good songs, and they're not unique desu. Maybe if compared to pop music
it's nice though, I listened and enjoyed. Much better than the ASEAN music I've listened to before
>acoustic guitar
>soft voice
>heartbreak
that's basically every recent ASEAN song I've heard
>>58966971
What about Australia? Do you have a pretty good music scene or just being flooded by American media
why is brown man so butthurt?
>there's only one worst thing than a rapist
>a child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfCR0dEDO1A
Maddox confirmed for cuck
https://youtu.be/SE6jy78tV78
wakey wakey wagey slavey :)
What will you guys give your mom on mother's day tomorrow
>>58971601
Stop oppressing me
>>58972674
So do your coworkers hate you now?
>>58971806
me being home
>>58973645
Inshallah
>>58965488
>diandra arjunaidi
is she javanese descent? I thought malays use more Islamic names like siti / tengku with arabic name or something
it's an OK morning
we NPA now
>>58953917
Me on the right.
>>58971806
kitchen knife
>>58975847
foru guroriusu nippon banzai!!
now commit sudoku.
Amigo?
Events
>Monday May 9 Election day - GET OUT AND VOTE
RALLIES
>Rizal Park: Today Rizal Park, from 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. See you there.
Survey Result Pulse Asia April 26-29
>Du 30 / Poetangina 25 / susMaryosep 22 / Only B1nay 15 / Cancer 2
ENTERTAINMENT
>Duterte's connection with NPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbgC5UvvYw
>Lewd Maid Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8KPZsXhsOc
>Australia cant handle the Dutdut banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JEkpGom00M
>Burning Singapore Flag explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsPu_rH-WlU
>Habbening if Dutdut loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadT6qzQCQk
ADS
>Original Libelral Party Anti Duterte ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4y3X6A_5mg
>2nd Libelral Party's Anti Duterte ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwnXofEQMD0
>Pro Dutdut ad by Cayetano's Ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUhryY8EiA
>>58976540
ohayo nii-san
>58976396
I'm not as idealistic. I think this whole mess is largely caused by the rise of the internet, memes, and viral videos. It's really just circlejerk and angry memes finally pervading the political space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc [Embed]
rise of viral media
media is mutated as it spreads (to make it more viral)
anger is the weakest emotional spot in our brains
inaccurate but maddening memes are the ones that go viral
angry circlejerk 1 vs angry circlejerk 2 is symbiotic
Apply that to the election-related discussions, and vwalah: dutertards
>>58976742
Liberal Party was busy stealing the people's hard earned money and wasnt paying attention at the internet culture which has been around for a decade. Truly detached from the common people.
Now they've realized what was happening it was too late.
The end of Yellow Oligarch will finally be over.in 3 more nights
o-ohayou gozaimasu~!!
I hope Binay wins so I can post this everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYwZgaZaNpU
>>58976945
>stealing
>>58976945
Good now we can give our taxes to the NPAs where its deserving
>>58977010
おはようございますピノイ君
>>58977286
アイカンノットスピークジャパニーズ
good morning, japkun.
>>58977286
omae host me so boku no expenses would be yasui kudasai. watashi buy osake for watashitachi to asobu. ne?
>>58977571
what should we do after drinking senpai?
>>58977718
trip ni akai district. kyoumi arimasu?
>>58977804
>akai district
I'm little loli girl senpai.
>>58977918
let's miru omae no favorite aidoru then.
Too much dank memes in facebook
i cant post it here because it was made by my friends
>>58978231
You should've just stay there and leave this shithole for good.
I want to backpack though Europe using megabus
Is this a realistic goal
>>58978452
ជំរាបសួរ
>>58978471
Can't read Cambodian my friend
>>58978452
The fuck is megabus.
>>58978584
Wanna ride on my megabus?
>>58978452
are you britslag in vacation?
how many kids you touch today?
>>58978626
Zero, mate. Not my kind of thing. Just been backpacking through Thailand and Vietnam with friends, meeting people on hostels, seeing the sights
>>58978724
sure maitey.
>>58978724
post some local food
>>58978724
>backpacking through Thai and Viet
>meeting people on hostels
by the sights you mean underage pussy rite?
election is drawing near.
So 6 years of bullshit again, huh.
>>58978724
>Just been backpacking through Thailand and Vietnam with friends
>with friends
>implying
>>58979042
>>58979099
Jesus. Does this even happen any more? Backpacking through Asia is such a common thing. 99.9% of people doing it have no intention of going near kids
>>58979269
3edgy5me
>Implying otherwise
I had a group of 6 in Thailand but now it's me and my best friend for the next couple weeks
^Also will post local food. Only arrived last night but I have a couple weeks left. Had a "Khmer amok" last night which was nice, basically just a chicken curt though served in banana leaves nothing special
>>58979371
Curry*
>>58979371
post selfies with khmer rogues
>>58979426
>khmer rogues
they are high profile politician or merchants now
underlings are retreat as common farmer and whatnot
Holy shit. I didn't know the late Ferdie Marcos has an Aussie daughter.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/lifestyle/03/30/11/marcos%E2%80%99-aussie-daughter-axed-tv-show
>>58979320
take a chill pill and sit back m8. tis just plain ol /asean/ banter with the bule, bangus, and farangs.
>>58979453
Now we know where some of those stolen money went
>pnoy, apparently is desperately asking the other presidential candidates to back out and give their support to mar.
is noynoy hiding something? i've never seen a president campaign so hard and stoop down this low for his desired successor.
>>58980493
Good for him for finally speaking out about this fiasco commie of a candidate
>>58979390
Take a pic
#PraisinTheAsian is trending.
>all those qt halfus
>>58980493
Because he's has lots of cases lining up if Liberal Party loses
>>58980493
Investors(aka oligarchs for the NPAs) here are not really happy to whats going on. He can't stay neutral anymore business are in danger
Even Miriam is having doubts about him
>>58980493
>implying you wouldn't wish your competitors drop out in an election, especially if it's a commie that wants to undue the last 6 years of your work
Just got back from PBAKL Book Expo. How do you guys spend this lovely Saturday?
>>58981402
>6 years of hard work
you mean Arroyo's economic plans that the current administration took full credit of?
>>58981508
lmao look at this hipster XD
>>58981637
geez Anon, you actually believe that bullshit from that SJW Teddy Locsin Jr?
>>58981508
I'm going to cooks some eggs and hotdogs for breakfast
>>58981666
?
Also I found few Pramoedya's books but I didn't know which one to pick up
>>58981779
Poe' candidacy is unconstitutional anyway nuisance candidate much like dutdut tbqhwy
might go bed
>>58981637
I know much like the health services that came from the gov that duterte is getting credit by
>>58981876
Honestly thought this was Brit.
>>58981637
Too bad that might change with duterter now.
Even roxas doesn't really credit himself with the bpo thing until now. But his colleges does for some reason
>>58981779
I feel like Facebook memes and pro marcostrash propaganda blogs made that decision for me.
>>58981925
Colleagues*
>>58981951
>I feel like Facebook memes and pro marcostrash propaganda blogs made that decision for me.
what do you mean by that?
>>58981863
If she wins they will sue her for not completing her residency
Might aswell take their votes at least now flips know her much more for the next time she runs she will win unless our oligarch commie leader decides to run for a second term.
Cant Neuter the Duter
Roxas & Trillanes tried to team up and neuter Duterte but they failed and now paying the price.
Lunch
>>58982127
you sure?
>>58982029
you can only run for one term lol
oyy
>>58982127
The true war starts if he gets elected.
We just have to wait and see
>>58982154
too much santan
>>58982154
is that mashed potatoes or something?
>>58982154
Noice
>>58982158
As long as people head out and vote
He easily wins
No automated free votes to Roxas by those people who didnt go out.
>>58982178
Fear tactics by the oligarchs as usual. He wants to forge peace with NPA and MILF.
>>58982245
Those NPAs are literally his private armies.
The only fear tactics here is them threating to riot of he doesnt win
>>58982293
Daang DeathSquad
>>58982181
Just the way I like it
>>58982191
Rice, chicken and egg
>>58982210
Makasih gan
>>58982245
By war I also mean more law suits and thrill-lianes tier exposé. But those commie separatist war might happen too who knows.
Post a screenshot of your phone home screen
I have to tell you guys the truth
I cant vote because I was vacationing outside the country back in 2013 and skipped the barangay elections back then too
>>58982497
>kaskus
>>58982497
do you post meme arrows in Kauskus too?
>>58982578
>can't vote
>vacationing outside the country in 2013
>skipped barangay elections
>>58982642
2 consecutive elections missed, your voter id is deactivated
I thought 2 consecutive elections back then meant 2 general election
>>58982497
Pretty basic I guess
ylyl
Yfw Duterte subsidies "Flirt Workshops" for us all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C--olgLsQE
>>58981637
They reformed it alot Something to do with despite having the 60-40 the foreign investors will still have control
And the private vs public thing, they made it fair for the private companies.
Although given our colonial mentality and everything foreign is better The big guys in the public sector suffered but they are fucking corrupt anyway. Its a lot easier for you to take the money and give it to ghost employees in the public sector.
>>58982700
I use firefox with Ublock Origin to avoid the ads
who /saturday night with chink gf/ here?
>>58982497
I use Smart Launcher Pro 3 btw
>>58982933
There's a lot of chink girls on Tinder here but I don't know how to start the conversation
>>58982497
>>58983176
>annyeong haseo! ching chong chu wu lei! ja dewa mata.
ez
>>58982497
>>58983176
Ni hao
>tfw no qt asean gf
>>58983532
>tfw no qt russian gf
>>58983176
Just blame something about Japan.
After that, you can be a heroic pussy hunter.
>>58983638
are you the bald guy on the right?
>>58983719
Chinese in Malaysia generally don't hate Japan desu and sushi restaurants here are full of them
>>58955961
Cawfee
>Australia always on fire
I should make the white community leader my minister for culture :^)
>blue: Philippines (me)
>green (friends): Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia
>green (not friends): Brunei, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos
Singapore too irrelevant, not available to play
>>58984608
what game is that anyway?
Philippine Parties seats in Parliament
Government in power:
>Centre Right Democratic Party also my party (centre right) 21%
Opposition:
>Philippines' Citizens Movement (socialists) 4%
>Moderate Centrist Group (centre) 7%
>Centre Formation (centre) 17%
>United Republic Movement (right) 40%
>Conformist Right Coalition (conservative right) 11%
>Also, 100% approval r8
>>58984630
Ruler of Nations, it's on steam. I suggest buying it's successor Geopolitical 4, if you have the monie
>tfw Roxas cheating is false flag so everyone and their mothers will be guarding against the yellows
>tfw they'll cheat for Grace so hard like in 2013
Managed to get into NATO, now I can declare war with China and drag NATO. We're truly white nation now :^)
>didn't realise my inflation is like 6%-7%
>raise interest rate to 20%
>it worked
I'm a fucking genius.
>it's almost time for stellaris release
who /hype/ here?
>growth rate went to 7% to 4% after I added taxes and changed the interest rates
>I'm trying to kill any unemployment, there will be no NEETS in my Philippines
>GDP growing :)
final
>>58984122
I made you cawfee cocoa san.
If you need more milk, you can suck it from aseans.
>mfw flipbong cringe posted near me
>mfw doesn't even need trip cause the cringe posting 24/7 is enough of an identity
>>58984844
>>58984122
you can't say teepee, without pronouncing "tea-pee" :3
Maybe I'll send a small loan of a million dollar to Australia to stop being on fire all the time.
>>58984741
Silly goyim wont figure out how Mar Roxas won without evidence.
>>58984897
pronunciation of ティッピー isn't like that.
We use pronunciation called sokuon to pronounce it. It sounds like tyippee.
>waiter, waiter, there's a fly on my soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEPlr6LIek
>>58985108
Noynoy doesn't like Mar anyway. He'd gladly sacrifice him to ensure Grace and Leni wins.
Brit-chan~
>>58985120
gamsahabnida hyung
>>58985162
Oh haro puan, post kebaya
>>58985162
he's getting his Malaypucci pounded atm
>>58985152
>that complete disregard for political correctness
wewlad
pretty low quality comedy though, but still funny
>>58985231
Go be a cuck with Maddox
>>58985162
alri
>>58985185
no problem chung
>>58985269
Spaniard vs vampire Jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1KKSyi8r5w
>58985300
terrible
not even worth the (You)
>>58985152
>the jewish one
>>58985214
>post kebaya
I'm a boy.
I don't wear kebayas O///O
Lagin pinipilit
Pag-ibig ko sa'yo ay dinggin
Hihintayin na lang kita sa langit
Marahil doon puro pag-ibig
Siguro naman ako ay pansin
Pagbibigyan sa aking mga hiling
Paano kaya mararamdaman
Pag-ibig mong aking asam
Marahil nga doon na lang sa langit
>>58985291
r-racist. why call me chung when hyung in japanese is oni-san?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
>>58985435
call you chung isn't racism mate.
COZ WE LOOK ALL SAME
>>58985582
>t. Wu Lei Xuei
>>58985673
>t. pinoy
>>58985582
I'm sorry that using your name without your consent, chung.
Establishment btfo
Why are white people like >>58985734 so spiteful? It's like they are frustrated over being an extinct species
>>58985776
>white people
nigga what
>>58982327
#DaangDeathSquad
#NotallNPA
#MILFLivesMatter
>>58985876
#Marcosdidnothingwrong>>58985741
>>58985349
No, don't lie. You are not a boy
>>58986190
But still, i don't wear kebayas.
So we're even.
>>58986343
post shirt instead. We all wear them
>>58986540
Okay, maybe i'll show you a little bit of me.
But just this once!
It's just a white shirt...
It's nothing special.
oi whaddup
>>58986800
I can't even see anything. It's like you put your finger on the lens ;__;
Im going to Singapore today what should I expect?
>>58987039
chink
>>58987039
No chewing gum, shopping and feeling like being in an oven.
>>58986994
Last pic of me.
You can see the white on my shirt
>>58987039
poos and chinks
>>58987158
why do you deceive? That looks more like your bedsheet. I thought you don't hate me
>>58987104
>>58987168
Great i like chinks and i want to have a chinese wife someday
>>58959738
>duterte being a close NPA friend is a Libtard meme
heh
>see this
Wat do?
>>58987230
>i like chinks
>>58987296
Sing the glorious hymn of Capitalism
All right /asean/. Let's predict how the future of the Philippenis will be if:
>Duterte win
>Poe win
>Roxas win
>58987358
no free (You)s for (You)
>>58987230
>>58983719
Don't forget these words bro.
>>58987230
>wanting a Chinese wife
>pouring all your money into her family to let you marry her
>smells like shit
>literally none of them look like the average photoshop East Asians posted here frequently, and are usually ugly as fuck
That's mainland chinks though
>>58987039
Find one of these and fuck her.
>>58987469
Shit's on haitus.
>>58987467
Why would I
>>58987471
Why would her family want money? Chinese people are pretty wealthy now.
I'd say we use all of the trashy and ugly local girls to boost our sex tourism industry. That way we get what we want and they get what they want. Win-win
>>58987502
back on may 17
>>58987481
>one of these
Want kind of women are they?
>>58987529
>Chinese people are pretty wealthy now
you came from 2050?
>>58987654
Those i have meet on my travels were.
>>58987578
Malay. Finest imports from friendly neighbours Malaysia and Indonesia.
This will trigger the mat. >)
>>58987201
Here's my shirt with brown shorts on the top.
Now pls stop asking pics of me. ;__;
>>58987682
They also tend to be bitchy looking and sounding
>>58987759
>keling
>imports from Indonesia
>>58987759
>>58987578
Chindian
>>58987831
Shorts don't look like that. Why must you lie to me? I thought we are friends
>>58987831
Such a high-quality cotton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O5_a6ivycw
tet teret teret tet
>>58987951
>tit tirit titit
>>58988085
kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>58987902
That's basically what Indonesians are though
Keling chink mat or javanese?
>>58988146
nope, thats malay and indonesian sumatrans only
>>58987918
It's one of those beach shorts that you usually see.
That's why it looks different.
>>58987945
W-why thank you...
>>58988125
Katawa Shoujo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwpOQ3IDIE
>>58988256
No no no no no I refuse to believe that you are a boy. You are just wearing loose clothes today.
>>58988323
I'm telling you, i'm a boy!
Please stop being in denial.
You're worrying me. ^O_O
>h-here's the last pic I'm going to post of me
>"pic of me"
>h-here's my shirt with shorts
>p-pls stop asking pics of me
>proceeds to post more "pictures of him"
>>58988462
No. That's a lie. You just have small tits that's all....maybe your clothes are just loose. Stop being in denial about your true gender
this is some new kind of erp shit innit
>>58988586
>small tits
WHY ANIMU FAGS ALWAYS EXIST ON THIS BOARD
>>58988663
Because 4chan?
>>58988700
>>58988700
>>58988700
>>58988700
new thraed
>>58988558
He won't stop begging me for pictures.
Help.
>>58988586
I'm not a girl!
Stop being in denial, Brit-chan!
;__;
>>58988663
Because your people make the anime.
>>58988733
You are. Stop lying to me
