Alberto edition
Special guest: Portugal
/balt/ + /ausnz/
Hello boys
daily reminder: i'm lonely and want to say things on vocaroo
>>58937065
Don't make me.
>>58937065
GIT OUT
>>58937065
good post
>>58937088
>>58937096
bad posts
>>58937088
nice dubs
>>58937096
make me
>>58937087
Say this.
/brit/
>Sweden
>Australia
>New Zealand
What is some essential "pound jack daniels and beat my wife"-core?
I'm on a skynyrd trip right now.
https://youtu.be/_SJgAnaO99g
>>58937100
kek
>>58937087
Say this word: nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten
>>58937123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
classic
>>58937138
Fuck off
im sleepy :3
I was promised tits in the new thread
>>58937097
Delet this. You aren't any better than us anyways.
>>58936869
It's ok sister, but you should be smarter than to post face here as a girl. I got finals so I'm getting some sleep, peace
>>58937097
Sweden isn't very different.
>>58937112
whew
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PNKdRtuu5B
>>58937138
>>58937150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k3sYU6BWdO
>>58937123
Pantera?
>>58937168
ass>tits
2 Broke Girls more like 2 Rich Tits
>>58937195
Wow a yuro has good taste for once
>>58937195
You are posting that everywhere, Are you obssesed with asses? me too.
>>58937195
great taste, my dude
>>58937195
oh i'm an ass man, don't worry. but I take what I can get.
Miss me yet?
She won't post ass, I can guarantee you from her face and stature she has a tiny ass and she's embarrassed of it.
>>58937256
tits desu
>>58937256
It doesn't matter anyway cause she won't post anything in the first place
>>58936401
Why are you guys giving beardless Zach galiafinakis attention again?
>>58937256
>/r9k/ believes they can get her to post by insulting her
Painfully obvious, sad thing is that's it's clearly been working so far
She legit looks like she has downs.
i got too out of control
>>58937300
Yes I pride myself on that
>>58937317
>>58937318
tits
>>58937292
>/r9k/
I'm just having some fun, lad.
>>58937150
>>58937185
ELAKT
>>58937170
:^) don't so harsh Hans
>>58937221
What is this?
Why do girls post face here? They know they're just going to get torn apart and everyone here loves to troll
>>58937359
Fuck off Sven
>>58937351
Mexican rapist
Trump was right
>>58937359
sorry friendo, it was the easier thing to say. pls give me more pleasant things to say
>>58937364
Some like it rough I suppose
>>58937385
Faggot Swedish
/int/ was right
>>58937365
Gå och lägg dig Alfred
>>58937364
it's easy to attention whore here and get validation from thirsty posters despite looking below average and being considered ugly by most of society
>>58937318
Seriously you're ugly as fuck and probably very annoying irl, fuck off slagathor
>>58937390
"Justin Trudeau, född 25 december 1971 i Ottawa, Ontario, är en kanadensisk politiker, partiledare för Kanadas liberala parti sedan 2013 och Kanadas premiärminister sedan 2015. Han är son till den tidigare partiledaren och premiärministern Pierre Trudeau."
>>58937414
Only /pol/ is right
>>58937359
I'm making fun of how Sweden has so many refugees that the most learned language on duolingo in Sweden is Swedish
You dense idiot
>>58937052
H-hey /cum/
1. My dick constantly hurts from deathgripping 2
2. I'm uncut
3. I'm American
4. My dick is also small and veiny
5. My heart is so cold
>>58937472
hi how r u
>>58937473
Cute your life into peices, this is your last resort
>>58937468
But the "refugees" don't learn swedish, as it's not needed in the ghettos.
>>58937502
10/10 post, some people here will not understand the joke and it's a shame
>>58937488
I'm good, just getting my daily shitposting dose before I go to work, and you?
>>58937472
Hello
>>58937529
Then who the fuck is learning Swedish
>>58937502
based
>>58937559
Russians spies.
Those fuckers are on it again.
>>58937550
pretty much the same, except before I go to bed.
>>58937502
Women will never understand this film
>At pub
>"Friends tell me too talk to girls and bring them over"
>It works but eventually they get bored of my friends but take off
Why am I the sucker here? If It was just me, i'd be getting laid.
>>58937715
Yeah dude I'm sure they were all slobbering over you and your friends are the ones who fucked it up. Gotcha.
wish me a gud night sleep pls
>>58937765
They came over though right? Even after I said I was broke. What's the angle?
>>58937667
They're not supposed to.
>>58937802
Well getting them to come over is one thing, managing to get a number or take one home is another. I wasn't there so I don't know, maybe your friends did fuck it up. Was probably all of you though 2bh.
>>58937797
Gud nite frend
>>58937797
I'm gonna break into your house en el meurto de la noche and assrape you to death
>>58937797
God natt - sov sött
Am I the only weirdo that likes K-Pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgkNW2cENQ
>>58937837
>Was probably all of you though 2bh.
You're probably right
>>58937797
omg bye pal
>>58937825
I understand it just fine, Aus man
>>58938233
>Skeptical
>>58938260
>an American responds to me
hi (;
>>58938233
Gonna nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference) download some music lads
>>58938361
>nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference)
There isn't. And it's just fine.
>>58938361
what music
where da kewl kats at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4jpq8Q128&index=7&list=PLfXGbIdLV3egI0NbPkTVLLwdbEVos928F
>Gonna nonlegally (not illegally, there's a difference) download some music lads
>I illegally download music and video games and television shows
>I pirate video games
>>58938233
That's because you're a dood.
>>58938975
>>58939005
>>58939020
>/cum/ is now exactly like /brit/
What the fuck guys? I really expected better of you than those autistic cunts in /brit/.
>>58939046
how bout you fuck off back to balt you goof
>>58938536
I don't know if /cum/ would approve of my taste in music so I'm not gonna tell you
>>58939046
>WOT THE FOK GOIS? OI ROILLY EXPEHKTED BETTA OF YEW THAN THOSE AWTISTIC CAHNTS IN
/BRIT/
So I was looking up Fort MacMurray because I heard there was a terrible fire and was saddened by the loss of wild habitat, and wanted to know if the evacuees were "20th Century real Canadians" or "Abdul from Aleppo and Kung Pao Kim" Canadians from one of Canadas nutty "cuck my country" schemes. Whether they are humans or not factors into how much I figure I should care.
For example, when I read the news and see that there was a mass shooting at a lawn party where a mother and two kids were killed, I withhold sympathy until I read the location. If they are actual humans, I feel compassion. If instead I read that its a bunch of monkoids engaging in typical monkoid-on-monkoid shenanigans and was likely the fourth shootingin that neighborhood this week, I mentally mark the incident report as "NHI" (No Humans Involved) and turn the page. Its a side effect of a government free enough to allow citizens the right to defend themselves personally but dumb enough to decide that if an ape can walk upright and be trained to speak somewhat, it must be a citizen also.
Anyways, back to my original point. Looking up Fort MacMurray., I had to once again look at a map of Canada.
Do you people realize just how many fucking lakes you have? Its like something out of a science-fiction movie.
>>58939087
>>58939061
That's much better.
>>58939158
>THET'S MACH BEDDA
>>58939207
>>58939140
From my understanding the permanent residents are overwhelmingly white, but Fort Mac is an oil town and that's why this is such big news. People from every corner of this country migrate there to work seasonal jobs for dem oilbux. Everyone and his dog has either personally worked at fort mac or knows somebody who does/did.
I fucking hate how confusing time zones are,
Thunder Bay, Ontario and Green Bay, Wisconsin are almost parallel/linear to each other, and Thunder Bay is actually a bit more west than Green Bay
Yet Green bay is in the Central Time Zone and Thunder Bay is in the Eastern Time Zone.
It literally makes no fucking sense at all
>>58939267
It's sad. All that wonderful habitat lost, and if they are real Canadians, so many lives uprooted. I hope not too many homes and businesses are lost. Its a disaster. Canada sure has had a lot of major fires in the last few years. Trains blowing up, ranches burning down. Sheesh.
I hope the evacuees are being taken care of. They may be Albertans, but they are still good Canadians and deserve to be taken care of.
I wonder if I can find a way to blame this on that commie Trudeau. I always worry the sandlander immigrants will pitch some fit and try stuff like this.
Morning, guys.
>>58939481
shhhh, it's night time, go to bed
smashing a natty ice bros
>>58939481
Good morning, World. I hope you all have a good day and weekend.
Hi.
>>58939481
Omg morning bby
>>58940027
Hello.
Every time I think of Brazil, I think of this flavor ice cream. Ben & Jerrys is a good ice cream brand, and when they discontinued this flavor, a lot of people missed it. (lots of Brazil nuts)
http://www.foodasalens.com/2015/05/an-ice-cream-that-drove-ben-and-jerrys.html
You can find a lot of places online that talk about how much people miss it.
>>58940266
Hello
>>58940355
The cinamon ice and the other ones with fudge are pretty good. Too bad their ice is so expensive and I've heard they support sjw stuff.
>>58940428
Hi :)
>>58940522
Its true, they do. But their causes are usually pretty tame.
I've heard good things about cinnamon ice.
My favorite is Cherry Garcia and Chunky Monkey. Chunky Monkey is my favorite: banana ice cream with chocolate chunks and walnuts.
It is pricey. Its good to find it on sale. I dont eat it as much anymore since I like ice cream without a lot of stuff mixed in.
A lot of the newer flavors are too wild for me.
>>58940825
Such beautiful buildings.
>>58940882
Thanks bby ;)
>>58940882
Holy fuck, this one sounds delicious. Why don't they sell it here.
We only get the classic flavors like Cookie dough, brownie, cherry, the cinamon one and some very basic other.
>>58941016
Don't feel bad, different flavors are sold in different places depending on how they think it will be received, just like McDonalds around the world has stuff we never get here.
Often, a flavor may disappear then re-appear later.
Ayo bruh, smash that muh fucking like button if you eating dick for breakfast
>>58941266
It's not too bad for me, I love the fudge ones the most anyways.
>>58941396
:)
>>58941340
Lately, I have been enjoying Strawberry Cheesecake. They are all very rich flavor though, and I have to be careful not to eat too much of it, or a half pint can disappear in one sitting.
>>58941449
Very nice. I had a beautiful wallpaper of Riga that I spent 5 minutes looking for on my computer and can't find it yet.
It must be nice. Its a fine part of the world. I should like to see it.
Must go, all. Have a great Friday and weekend, and be blessed.
>>58936108
>>58936401
I know I'm late but what a disgusting inbred mutt. Why are her eyes so small?
>London
>>58941513
I've reduced my consume too. One thing that really annoys me about Bens and jerrys ice is the paper packaging.
>>58941580
She looks fine to me.
Canada, give us back our cod.
wer da north american posters at?
>>58942166
here
>>58942166
Here.
>>58941513
Have a great day, lad
Overwatch is a good game
>>58943068
>>58940772
Icried
>>58943068
Me top right
>>58937216
Definetly
>>58937215
>>58937230
of course I do
How do I clean out a freezer in which a pop can exploded? I have very limited supplies (no warm water for one)
>spent the past two days with a bumblebee in my room
>didn't even realize it was there
>was literally inches from it when I was at my computer
>only realized it was here today because it was buzzing so loudly it woke me up twice
truly terrifying
>>58939140
>Do you people realize just how many fucking lakes you have?
we apparently have the most fresh water in the world
>>58945521
Throw stuff out that's soiled. You have to empty it and wipe it out.
Don't you have a sink with warm water option? Not having warm water makes no sense. Boil some with an electric kettle or something. Otherwise you have to wait for everything to defrost and wipe it with normal water.
anime?
Walks in the rain are pretty nice.
how am i doing lads?
to me counting a state means staying at least 2 nights / 48 hours there
>>58947216
Pretty good, I've only ever been to 4 states. Which has been your favorite and least favorite?
>>58946445
Ended up filling a water bottle with hot water from the shower and then threw a bunch of tampons in there
Problem solved
>>58947458
really not a fan of Florida desu
Maine, Colorado, and Utah are awesome, would definitely move there if the opportunity came up
>>58939067
I like Math rock and anime openings i don't think anyone cares
Who /aesthetic/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3cIU2B_AA
>>58947806
jesus, you must be an 11 on the autism scale
My med school application exam is in an hour
any advice?
>>58947880
I'm pretty up there.
>>58948006
don't tell them you're mexican
http://www.hulu.com/watch/149845
>hispanic from spain?
>nooooooooo
>mfw
>>58948105
kek
Daily reminder that Peru, that's right, fucking PERU is slightly whiter than Mexico
>>58948442
esta imagen dice lo contrario
>>58948703
Peru: 19% white
Mexico: 9 - 17% white.
>>58937076
hello
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
1:1 IN HOCKEY
FUCK YOU SWEEDEN YOURE GOING DOWN
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Sipping some tea
just stuck hollow and alone
and the fault is my own
and the fault is my own
>>58950134
Nice blog post faggot, that has absolutely nothing to do with international culture.
Prepare to be banned by jani
>>58950253
DONT EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKING SHITWEED I LOVED HIS POST AND IT GAVE ME INSIGHT INTO HIS AMERICAN LIFE
ILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IF YOU EVER TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN
>>58950253
HERE HE COMES LADS I CAN SMELL HIM COMING IN HERE
It's gotten to the point where I need to hype myself up in the morning to have the energy to even eat or do anything
I don't know if this lifestyle is sustainable
Glad to see Fort Mac putting north Alberta on the map. Lived in Grande Prairie last summer and it felt like the whole place was a little bit irrelevant.
WE LOST TO SWEDEN
FUCKING END US LADS
>tfw my grade is 79.8% with a final in two hours
>tfw got 60% on midterm
>>58950464
It's okay Sweden is a very good team.
>>58950439
Liked
Subscribed
Up voted
We don't care about your blog, this has nothing to do with international culture and warrants a ban
>>58950506
But it was so close. And we only lost by a single point to the swiss too. Fuck me i guess we're going to be 10th in the top 10 for ever.
>>58950483
Reminder that these are the best years of your life and you're worried about some meme test that isn't half as important as you think it is
Moving to California unironically. Bit concerned
>>58950483
On the bright side you should be banned soon because of your shitty blog post
>>58950507
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME
BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND IM ABOUT TO
>>58950582
It's probably pretty important because someone will not hire a person who gets Cs. Which affects the rest of your life forever
>>58950593
Why would you do that to yourself
>>58950691
>someone will not hire a person who gets C
What are you going for school for? Most employers won't even look at your grades so long as they know you have a diploma
>>58950582
Doesn't feel like the best years of my life, but I'll try my best
Just wait blog posters
My good friend will be up soon and delete all of your little blog posts
He does this altruistically, out of the kindness of his heart to prevent non international discussion from infesting our /cum/
>>58950808
They say that because once you hit your late 20s your body starts to fight you as well as life
>>58950691
Reminder that there is no law that says you have to put your GPA on your resume
>>58950854
The janny isn't real it's just something your parents made up to scare you
Guys I'm fucking PUMPED THE FUCK UP
Going to the mall today with my bro to get my mom a mothers day present, havent been in a place that public in fucking YEARS
Going to absolutely SLAY and i might even make eye contact with a girl or two
I'd say wish me luck but I don't need it boys
>>58950781
>>58950881
This is true but if you are a hiring manager and you have two resumes, one with a 3.8 GPA that can demonstrate positive things about an individual and one with none listed, who would you be more interested in?
>>58950999
>>58951027
Your posts have been reported for non international discussion, this warrants a ban as it is not allowed on /int/
>>58950999
Nice trips. best of luck anon.
>>58950873
>>58951027
Depends entirely on the job, most won't even care about the GPA, your interview would have way more things to judge the person on than a GPA.
Diplomas are pretty much only to show you have a structured education on a subject and nothing else.
>>58950999
Good luck anon
>>58951027
I'd never hire a guy with a 3.8+ gpa because anyone who has that high of a gpa is an egotistical prick and a tryhard faggot
What do people see in dogs?
They shit and bark everywhere, then beg for food.
>>58951300
>someone who actually tries and does good in something because they know it's important is a tryhard
Nice post
>>58951246
It also depends on if it's entry level or not, experience honestly trumps all
But there is no denying it's a positive to have
>>58950918
this, like Krampus
>>58951486
All I see in you is a ban for having off topic discussion
>>58951604
>on-topic discussion
>in an /int/ general
>it's a shit special guest on /cum/ episode
>buy fast food prepared by TFW's
>get food poisoning
i asked for this
>>58951874
You also asked for this ban for having off topic discussion
>>58952029
trying to force memes is also a banable offense, my Dad knows Mook and he said so
OY VEY ITS LIKE ANODAH SHOAH
>>58952309
It's not a meme... you are blog posting and not discussing anything even remotely international
>>58952317
hmmm...
>>58952421
d-delete this
>tfw tempted
>>58952765
You have to resist! Use the loo!
>>58952765
I forgot what I was going to type after this because dad called
>>58952818
Pajeet my son
>>58953033
I remember it was about watching with chinese subs
Legacy captcha in non legacy. Google's losing it
>>58953105
yeah you gotta watch for those chinese subs
>>58953222
ASEAN will take care of them
Which are objectively the best and worst state to live in?
>>58953567
Best: California
Worst: California
THOM YORKE
https://youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU
>why yes ma'am, the united states of america is number 1
Don't fucking ignore me.
>>58953567
Here we go again
>>58951657
I've been banned for off topic posting in /cum/ before
>>58951827
Who?
just finished reading 1984
y'all faggots need to read if it wasn't mandatory in your school
>>58953567
Best: Midwest
Worst: Either of the coasts
hey y'all faggots my name jimbo billy bob johnny bo buck and i just done gone and finished reading that got dang nineteen eight-four. Ya better best be goin down and read dat dem book if they ain't taught it when ye got yer schoolin'.
>>58955563
ebin
not a southerner though
better reading 1984 than watching slice-of-life animoe ass garbage
>>58955875
I've never watched anime in my life, in all honesty.
>>58955563
And hot dang diggity dong i must tell ya dem book says de guvernment can mess with your freedum so we best be damn careful
>>58955161
I have, too, in the middle of people avatarfagging.
Hell. I think my post was deleted, but not theirs.
>>58956197
Well good golly! Thanks for dat dere heads up Pedo, I'm goin on down to my god dang barnes and nobles and im gunna git me a copy o dat dem book I tell ya HWUUT
>asian male with body armor driving a hyundai sonata shooting up shopping centers in Maryland
Why is it always the betas?
>>58956197
That's correct though.
>democides have never occurred in the past
Despotic cynics and useful idiots exist everywhere & at all times. It's perfectly rational to be wary.
>>58956724
beta uprising?
>>58956724
How did it happen there though? Maryland has strict gun control?
this is impossible, obviously this is some sort of republican right wing tea party extremist anti hillary gun smuggling false flag conspiracy.
>asian
White asian*
>>58956724
What the fuck is up with asians?
Hello Portugal.
>>58957436
Hello Cana-
Oh ok....
Afternoon, buds
sup guys
>>58957566
sup
Good evening, lads
>>58957742
Vacationing in NY, got tickets to see American Psycho on Broadway tonight
You?
>>58957745
What's up bud.
>>58957745
nigga it's 11 AM
>>58939025
no I am not, big australian man
>>58957810
at work, but soon it will be the weekend, which should be pretty dank
>>58957817
Shut up.
>>58958046
Trump will create Greater Mexico for you
>>58958090
I'd eat that
>>58957980
smoke much dank today, pooman420?
>>58958125
would you eat me
>>58940772
This is touching
>>58958271
are you gay?
