Fifth of May edition
every american in this thread is a chicano
>>58929110
ur thread a shit, Famalam
smashing a natty ice lads
>>58929345
>40 percent of american posters aren't white
>>58929110
is cinco de mayo mexican Independence day ???
>>58929677
That's a cool flag
>>58929724
it's just some battle when the french invaded
>>58929345
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>58929916
she's hoping that she can take advantage of you because she perceives you as being a beta loser who's going to whiteknight the everlasting fuck out of her
I'm not even memeing, there's a solid 80+% chance that this is exactly her thought process.
>>58929916
She doesn't want you D, she just wants to pass the class. Up to you if you want to help her out of not based on that.
>>58929916
you can send emails to everyone in the class if you're using blackboard
GRINGOS TIENEN QUE DEJAR
ESTE HILO IS PROPIEDAD DE MEXICO
>>58930214
>IS
one fucking job
>>58930100
All she asked for was a picture of a piece of paper lad, not sure where all this "beta whitekinght" stuff plays into it...
>>58930118
>>58930165
No it's just gmail I would have seen if it was sent to anyone else. I'm confused why she wouldnt just ask the professor to email the prompt directly
>>58930271
>All she asked for was a picture of a piece of paper lad
she's not retarded, she knows if she just comes out with huge demands out of nowhere you'll just pretend you never read her email or something to that effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUUdaL4KmI
>>58930247
fugg :DDDD
I'm getting there
>>58930325
Why are presuming she's abusive when she asked a single question?
>>58930396
He is b8ing
>>58930271
>overthinking it.jpg
>>58930433
>>58930470
I guess, would have just emailed the professor or TA though, that makes a lot more sense
>>58929677
>lads
I think you mean bros, bro
>kasich gone
>cruz gone
>trump beat them all
he really did it, i cant believe it, its happening
>>58930679
pretty scared lads.
My mom works in a american company here in mexico
>>58930679
The man has an understanding of PR that puts government workers to shame.
He played the media like a fiddle with outrage til every news station was blathering about him and then slowly he started pushing policy.
The magnificent bastard did it, that certainly deserves some respect.
And to be quite honest, I'd vote for him over Hillary.
>>58930888
I would too if i was american, i kinda like bernie, but hes going to lose, cant let crooked Hilary have it
>>58929110
Went to grab lunch with two new coworkers, and one was flirting with me very openly, a bit physical as well. Does she like me or does other girl? Why would she flirt in front of another girl so openly unless it was a test and the other girl was into me? Any ideas? Anecdotes?
Thanks for the advice.
Tfw no Jew BF to cook and do dishes for
I just want to be a qt houseboy
>>58930994
Send text to both of them, but probably most likely the girl that was upfront about it is the one you have a better chance with. Did they invite you? Tell us more
>>58930980
Same.
I think Bernie is a trustworthy man who has the best of intentions, I have doubts about Trump, but jesus fuck he's better than shillary. I'm from Arkansas, I know damn well what kind of people the Clintons are and they don't need another term in the whitehouse.
>>58931048
yea they invited me, one girl was quiet, nice and professional and the other was extremely flirtatious. Sort of didn't want to be too blatant about it tbqh because it felt weird with the other girl who was sweet, just staring on.... literally rubbing her feet on my legs under table by the end, like what...
>>58931144
and the flirtatious girl literally rubbing her feet***
>>58931144
The flying fuck? you sure theyre not lesbos and they want to fuck your brains out at the same time?
Do not fuck this up
>>58931171
This seems really insane, but I'm keeping it open desu...
cowfee
![1274838709284[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EheMj13.png "1274838709284[1].png")
>>58931215
>>58931215
Trump is gonna make netanyahu suck his dick for dat military aid
he's gonna do a cost benefit analysis son
>>58931215
>tfw machine porn jew will never hook you up to one of his machines and film you for /cum/ to watch
Why do coasties hate the rest of the nation?
>>58931473
We don't hate you because there's nothing to hate or even comment about.
>>58931473
They have beach boners even though they barely make the trip out to the ocean because that would entail leaving their computers and venturing into public and, dare I say it, removing their SHIRTS, god forbid.
>>58931473
Fill that with freshwater and we'll talk
t: California
tell me about the /cum/ baby
>>58931473
It's a neutral feeling, only california hates you
>>58931652
wat do you u want 2 kno /cum/-chan
![1264881105774[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xjHLYm6.png "1264881105774[1].png")
>>58931652
>we shitpost so hard 4 u
>nothing of value
>nothing
>/cum/
>>58930883
lads i'm serious
>>58931709
oh you mean how trumps going to buttfuck american companies outsourcing to places like mexico? well...i dont know what to say anon
>>58931652
its very cute
>>58931709
americans lost their jobs so that she could have hers
>>58931652
well i am the /cum/ baby and i post her when i ask if /cum is ded, and i say rip /cum/. but ppl rly like her so they post her often, shes rly cute right
>>58931832
Get a hobby dude.
>>58931832
/cum/ is dead like 4chan is dead
in that it was never good in the first place but we pretend anyway
i do miss m00t tho
>>58931904
4chan is only good in hindsight
In the present it is always shit
>tfw you can never go back to 2k5 4chan
;_;
>>58929110
At the beach with friends thinking of you anons
>>58931963
whats australia like?
![Epic_thread_cancer_combo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k6p1RdT.jpg "Epic_thread_cancer_combo[1].jpg")
>>58931928
I got on in 06.
It's been 10 years since then. So many memes.
Countless threads and shitposts...
>>58931963
here sum really funny interesting thing you can read on your phone so you can look like yoiure kinda busy and interested in whats going on on your phone, laugh now !
This milk hack will change your life
>>58932006
>>58931928
they never managed to save 4chanarchive, right?
this is so fucking dead
unbelievable
>tfw everyone around you is a liberal
who suburb life here
>>58932394
ah, so you live in california?
>>58932424
>not living in the red part of the state
>>58932424
nope, ohio
>>58929345
;)
Reminder that this guy >>58931263 started the Alberta fires.
/cum/ I need help!
Where is this man from?
I keep seeing him around.
I must know who he is.
>>58932539
His name is reverse google image search.
>>58932539
Buddha
>>58932424
>tfw Mormon in California
>tfw resisting decadence by choosing to surround myself with white conservatives rather than SJWs and chicanos
>>58932596
I tried that and got nowhere.
>>58932539
Pope Francis
>>58932630
Heard those mormon girls like it up the ass.
>>58932539
nvm found it>>58932604
>>58932596
>>58932660
>you will never kill all chicanos
>>58932669
Traditional modest qts in public but freaks in the bedroom due to years of sexual repression, the way women should be
tfw i work for a Mexican company unrelated to trade with the US, feels safe lads
>>58932743
Good.
The fruit shall be ripe.
>>58932757
>living east of the rockies
not even once
>>58932727
but Paco you YOU are the chicano
>>58932786
haha HAHA
Stop bullying us ;_;
>planned for years to do several things this summer
>not a single one pans out
>now I wait another year I guess
just about done desu
>>58932727
IKTF
>>58932766
Rape? Mexicans typically aren't white enough to be desired like Spaniards
>>58932823
Move to the Midwest and revel in the comfy?
>>58932827
I know these girls.
They are demons in disguise as angels.
You it them hard, hit them deep.
And soon they'll want nothing but pleasure.
>>58932861
actually funny you should say that, cross country road trip was one of those things
>>58932931
Aww :c
>>58932362
jesus christ how horrifying
Seen first episode.
Nothing too different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T7Xj_VHYVk
we made it
>>58933067
>tfw watching the get off it chase with /sp/
that was like 3 years ago, fuck
I love /cum/spanics!
>>58933126
I've never seen this warning because I don't make false reports because I don't ever report because I'm not a massive faggot
>>58933067
ayyyyyyy
>>58933239
but i didn't report colombianon
>>58933149
Still at the beach
CA is best cum posters
>>58933338
>any cuck state being the best
>>58933338
yer goddamn right
lads
>>58933559
hi
>you wake up at 4AM in a cold sweat
>you reach for your gf but she isn't there
>you begin to panic
>the distinct smell of maple syrup musk penetrates your nasal cavity
>from outside your bedroom door you hear a female whimper, fleshy slapping and a distinct male accent that is the stuff of nightmares
>"heheh oh fuck ya bud!"
>now you know
>now you realize
>you have been cucked by big canadian cock
>you frantically run to the door and pry it open to see a masked Canadian shitposter with his thick moose dick penetrating your gf's ass
>your gf is so entranced by the BCC that she doesn't even notice your presence
>his head turns to look at you
>you gaze into the eyes of an absolute madman, a goose on the loose
>as he pulls his throbbing maple member out of her ass and jettisons several thick ropes of poutine gravy on her rear he utters the words that will haunt you until the very day you die
>"sorry buddy."
>literally 5 straight minutes of disappearing captchas
>>58933661
MOOSE'd
>>58933719
we're nothing but an google images sorting factory to them
>>58933661
*cocks shotty*
Get the fuck off my land and stop fucking my chickens you no good Canuck!
a girl was checking me out but then ran away when i approached her
>>58933719
>captchas
>>58932757
>that one f5 that goes from alabama to mississippi
jesus christ
>>58929110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>58933770
is that todd howard?
feeling pretty cute right now /cum/~~
>>58930084
>chicanofornia
>>58933930
>tfw people are assuming I'm gay because most of my friends are girls
>>58933992
Are you perma friend zoned? Men cannot be friends with women, do you not want to fuck any of them? Youre weird
>>58933992
i'd assume youre a beta cuck who's desperate for one of those girls to fuck you. ive seen it plenty of times
>>58933981
>>58934001
Nah I don't usually date my friends.
>>58934003
No. I don't have trouble getting gfs but regardless some people still think I'm a closet homo
All hail Trump
No more CHI
>>58934071
youre a liar or a weirdo. i feel like its the former
>>58934104
>trump elected
>all /lat/ suicides because all the memes are gone
>>58934125
Tbh I wished comrade Bernie to be the winner ;_;
What about you?
>>58934157
>my irritating 65 year old weed smoking neighbour who lives in the apartment basement: the candidate
ill pass
also fuck socialism.
donal trunks all the way ajajajajajajaja
>black ****people****
do women exist?
>>58934104
there's still a shit ton of legal spics in the US tho
>>58934193
I'd bet Trump takes more drugs than Sanders tho
>>58934220
no theyre memes
do amercans exist?
>>58934231
I suppose you're right
BOTTOMLESS PIT NOW
>>58934229
nah i dont think either take drugs (although i'd bet a tenner both used to)
>>58934241
no they're memes
>>58934229
id bet youre right too, since sanders always looks like he forgot to take his morning medicine every morning
fresh quebecois trump memes
>>58934252
welcome to a week ago
>>58931709
translation: "my mom works at walmart and might lose her job"
top kek
Yes I'm a bloody racist.
Anyone here got a problem with that?
>>58933100
>>58933126
ayy lmao
look at a picture of Bush and Obama at the beginning and end of their terms
Can you imagine what kind of decrepit, Emperor Palpatine-like manner or corpse Bernie would look like after 8 years in office?
>>58931709
DREAMERs >>/out/
>>58934311
No, now piss off tosser
>>58934328
he might not even make it to the end of his first 4 years
>>58934334
haha you're fat
>>58934328
its okay, Bernies so mainstream he has fundamentally changed the Democrat party in America
>>58934360
dude what the fuck i was just joking
god dude im fucking crying now whats wrong with you why would you cyberbully me
>>58934292
No, dummy, the leak is missing a track.
The actual full album just dropped on their youtube channel.
Guy, I made a sweet video, check it out please? Like comment and subscribe.
https://youtu.be/KJr0nv0kJNo
goodnight you mentally handicapped swine
I miss you boys
>>58934481
we're always with you
>tfw should go to sleep but don't want to
another tired day ahead
>>58934490
In a couple months I won't be able to come back for like half a year almost very often
Makes me sad as heck
>>58934391
>That intro and outro
Nice, it's like i'm really in 2006
>>58934526
>going to sleep before the RNH
YGSIU
>>58934529
we'll light a torch for ya
>>58934526
I was getting into a good sleep schedule a few weeks back but then I got depressed and started drinking more alcohol again lamo.
>>58934542
I'd make a pretty bad nigga anyway what with having a job and all.
lol my assignment was due 4 days ago
>>58934607
Well, no reason to worry about it anymore
>>58934607
lmao just drop dude
>>58934698
This
>>58934716
This
>>58934607
Just fuck it, man
>This is only the second /cum/ thread made today
>The previous thread lasted 17 hours
Where the FUCK is everyone?
>>58934879
idk man /éire/ is deaf af today too
how do brits have such fast generals? bunch of meme stealing basterds
Am I the only one here with a middle name?
>>58935030
Wait, that's uncommon?
>>58934879
Just came back from the movie theater.
>>58935030
I have two.
>>58935041
I think it's a white/European thing
>>58935030
i have a forename a middle name and two surnames
>>58935041
no
>>58934879
Don't know man. I've been wondering the same. /cum/ just sorta dropped off out of nowhere.
my thigh hurts like the dickens, but its only on my left side for some reason
I havent even done anything physical besides walk to class today...
>>58935030
Obviously not. The fuck you on about?
>>58935099
I don't know I'm sorry to bother you
>>58935065
Do the Irish do the same stuff as Latinos?
>>58935126
You look Mongolian.
>>58935163
This was taken few days ago and I think I'm still pretty not mongolian so
It's a quarter after one, I should be sleeping but I'm sitting here drinking bourbon and looking up barbershop quartets on youtube. how did I get to this point
>>58935237
>>58935266
I don't even know that dude, how could I be Mongolian?
>>58935287
That's your long lost father. Your mom got KHAN'd, I guarantee it.
>>58935307
My dad is white I'm pretty sure like my mother usually
>>58935237
Stop posting this slut
>>58935339
Your mom's usually white?
>>58935237
Where are you from?
My guess is maybe there was one guy doing like half the posting to keep the threads alive but eventually he fucked up and got banned for shitposting
>>58935354
Make me, Prince Charming.
>>58935396
The USA
>>58935363
Yah
>>58935424
State..
>>58935424
>The USA
Bitch I live in SD there are people here who have an extension that displays their state
Gib state now or else you'll forever be CHI
>>58935424
What do you get from pretending to be girl, attention? Come on, don't shit up the thread.
>>58935428
>>58935441
I was born in WI but I now am in IL
>>58935463
Have they done this for any more countries? Cause so far this one is still miles better than the US one.
>>58935463
>hongcouver
>>58935463
>Wisconsin
>>58935463
>tickling
>>58935461
I donno, I'll see what I can do about modifying my anatomy I suppose if it makes you feel better
>>58935501
It's a friendly state you're right, we don't even really eat cheese so you don't need to worry about us that much
>>58935486
Sadly Ive only seen it for yall and (I think??) the Netherlands but man I don't remember
>>58935537
Yukoners are cute desu.
>>58935544
They would be better if there was more variety, but still pretty good
>>58935544
I know, the Dells and Madison are pretty good places to be in Wisconsin.
The rest of the state leaves a sour taste in my mouth from my experiences.
>>58935578
>fart porn
>>58935544
Who dis then?
>>58935578
(-;
the Englishwomen know
huh, maybe I was wrong about yuri
>>58935604
What's up with germanics and scat and farting and shit? Seriously. Master race my ass.
>>58935608
Some dude I assume you found on here or Facebook or snapchat or something?
>>58935600
Not too big a fan of the dells t.bh since I'm not a big camper, my dad show me to shoot some of his guns when I was younger though which was cool
>>58935650
Pretty much a maym. I don't know anyone who could get off to this.
>>58935674
t. fart porn addict
>mexicans actually celebrate running off their chance at having a stable country as a national holiday
>>58935656
Don't play coy, you super imposed faces in the faces of int thread.
>>58935610
>English coalburning, race mixing, heritage destroying "women."
>>58935693
Nothing hasn't changed here while Americans specially Chicanos with no culture are celebrating kek.
>>58935610
>ebony
Why do english woman watch black girls getting fucked by whites?
>>58935728
I don't know who that is inspector gadget
What's /cum/'s opinion on Wilfred?
>>58935776
It's your face imposed with this girl you're pretending to be
>>58934502
>>58935774
Fetish
>>58935674
It has become a meme but there is certainly some truth to the fact from what I can gather. It didn't come from nowhere.
>>58935735
Ebony is white on black
>>58935803
and again
Yes, of course
haha woooooo
morning friendos
>>58935829
Can't even produce a time stamp
Besides you claim to not even be wearing that now, before
>>58935237
Time stamp or your a pathetic little boy pretending to be a gril for attention
>>58935829
I swear you posted this same exact picture like, two days ago.
>>58935880
s(he) did
>>58935835
hello mang hahah
alright which one of you beaners went to the hillary rally in LA?
>>58935815
I blame the disgusting 68ers for this. They are the reason everything that sucks here.
>>58935895
Hey that's me.
>>58935895
>living in/ going to LA
>>58932630
>resisting decadence by choosing to surround myself with white conservatives rather than SJWs and chicanos
how does that remove decadence from your life? your image implies a classy person who perhaps enjoyed a little decadence compared to the mean
>>58929110
>tfw it's 2am and all I want is fish tacos from the really fucking good taco place nearby
HEY BLOOOOOOONDEE
>>58936063
>tfw Eastwood is the only actor alive from this film
>>58935890
>>58935880
>>58935869
>>58936063
Hey /b/ros, look at me your fellow male cumpatriot
>>58936093
:^((((((((((((((((
>>58936108
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
>>58936130
I think that I will stay
>>58936108
you look like one of my cats lmao
>>58936155
Hopefully your cat isn't ugly :/
>>58936093
Of the trio yeah, probably some randoms still ticking. Was pretty choked when Wallach passed 2bh
>>58936173
he kinda is but in a cute way
>>58936108
pretty qt tbqh even though you're a complete attention whore
Miss me yet?
https://youtu.be/Ix_Q_tSQc1Y
Comrade Russians didn't appreciate this as much as me. Landed at night going twice the velocity. America has once again proven it is the future.
>>58936183
I don't really think I'm ugly so hopefully you guys don't here
>>58936108
Does your daddy know you (heart) cum
>>58936108
>/b/ros
This isn't /b/...
>>58936180
Literarlly every single minor side character is dead as well, he's the only cast member alive from the entire dollars trilogy now
>>58936188
Yeah but I'm bored, why not?
And they asked for the time stamp part I'm just too lazy to do it
>>58936236
>he's the only cast member alive from the entire dollars trilogy now
Holy fucking shit
>>58936108
>1 am
>clock says 9
>bright room
>>58936246
I guess I shouldn't complain too much since I've posted my face here before.
>>58936205
>that USA USA chanting at the end
godbless
>tfw no qt Mexican waifu who will make me pollo en mole and get drunk off mezcal with me
>>58936252
So much for the "Italians love forever meme"
>>58936246
How long have you been posting here for?
>>58936108
draw a smiling penis and I'll believe you
tfw dealing with explosive diarrhea
