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Highway 1 edition
smashing a natty ice bros
>>58963340
i don't like germany
>>58963551
That's not nice
>>58963340
>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with sandwiches"
>it's all burgers
Thanks, America.
>>58963441
Haha
Literally me
>>58963659
>go to fill in the captcha
>"Select all the images with canadian man"
>it's all blank
Pppfffff hahaha
eating a can of corn rn
it's not very good
>>58963551
me neither which is kind of sad, because I used to like it.
Any black girls browsing here?
Are you interested in a beaner? Plz
>tfw discussing anime muslim lolis in burka with anonymous posters in the middle of the night on Friday
>>58963951
>Girls
kek
>>58963851
smash a natty light
>>58964043
Hello. Fancy seeing you here.
>>58963951
NIGGERS??? ON MY INTERNET???????
>>58964043
gonna smash some beers in a bit before I head out to a baseball game
don't like natty light, so I'll prob go with something else
>>58964130
epic
>>58964161
thx
>>58963659
>captcha
>select all food
>someone is measuring belly fat
what does google mean by this?
Help me, I'm stuck in the Midwest
Why is the midwest full of psychopaths?
>>58964522
they're all fat alcoholics who go insane from the sparseness of flatland
>>58964522
Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back
>>58964828
All me btw
>>58964828
fuck off
>>58964828
smash it bby
Watching Moribito on netflix
Pretty chill doe
corr here's one lads, was down the dog and duck the other day, necking a few bad boys and havin a bit of pub grub with the fellas like, no aggro or nothing, just bare chilled like, and I sees this proper peng bird like, so I go over and start nattering away, she's got proper dece chebs like, piss poor arse but the puppies make up for it, and we end up popping outside to the baccy area for a chat, oi turns she's well steaming like, and I'm pretty fucked too, and I end up fingerin her snatch round back of tescos init haha
>>58965031
That dress must be hard to wear
If you spread your legs out too much everyone will see your bare ass, especially since judging by the shape of her ass she's wearing a thong
Overall yeah it looks cute, but just wear pants like a normal girl post-1966
>>58965165
are you one of The Inbetweeners roleplayers?
Here's a story, buds. I was at a restaurant earlier, drinking some brews, and having a cheeseburger and fries with my friends. Just hanging out. And I see this attractive girl. So I walk over to her, start chatting. She's got some breasts, like Pam Anderson when she was on Baywatch. She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it. We go outside to the smoking section and start talking. We're both a little tipsy, and next thing we're behind Walgreens and I have my fingers in her pussy.
Great manga
>>58965448
pics or didn't happen
>>58965448
>She's got no ass, but them titties are well worth it.
What are you, some kind of European?
https://youtu.be/22_g_d6vcNg
>>58963441
I wonder if this kid is actually a normie despite the autistic picture
(Considering this is a normie meme after all)
I
AINT
PUTTIN UP
WITH
THIS
SHIT
what should I masturbate to
>>58966545
What kind of a gay ass question is that? Go watch some porn you queer.
>>58966545
Get a nuke in MW2 or a MOAB in MW3 and then try to cum before the timer goes off
>>58966518
wat shit /cum/-chan?
Moose plural should be Meese. It has no business being Moose.
>>58966716
All of it
>>58966742
t. guy that accidentally said "meese" in conversation at one point and got laughed at for being a retard
>>58966742
Moses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tciT9bmCMq8
>>58966796
Meese sounds better anyway
>>58966796
>>58966865
obviously it's mooses
accidentally went down a toll road again
i swear to god these jews make bank from making very nondescript entrances to trick stupid people like me
>>58966865
Messi
>>58966742
On moose related topics, I had no idea they regrew their antlers every year
>>58966992
Go through someone's fields next time
>>58966992
>toll road
w-what? i've heard of toll bridges...
what the fuck
I'm going off to bed now.
Good night
>>58967147
same
I ain't no bitch nigga
>>58967147
>>58967201
the poo man and the poo fetishist, natural kinsman
New battlefield looks like garbage
>>58967239
It's not like we sleeping together
>>58967246
we wuz in trenches n shit
>>58967400
Yeah you poo on him and then leave for your own bed
Why Canada is so boring and non-original?
>>58967622
I'd rather be boring than live in some broke shithole full of niggers or something.
>>58967481
Weird fetishes you have buddy
>>58967669
d'aww do you need a kiss? :(
>>58967669
For example Aussies have lovely kangaroos, edgy spiders and top bantz. And you only have maple syrup and leaf meme and both of them are boring. why so?
>>58967849
Stay back, pedojew.
>>58967913
respond this pls
>>58967891
@58967967
nah
>>58967967
>be eiffel (shit) tower
>shorter than Rigas TV tower
>>58968039
bad boi, u don't deserve my puss then :((
>>58968048
I didnt mean to respond to anyone
@58968058
You don't have a puss, you have a 4 inch jew """dick""".
>>58965338
I'm mean she's exposing her breasts so I don't think the ass is much of a problem.
Would you fuck Canada?
>your favorite potential Trump VP pick is extremely unlikely
why live
>Would you fuck Canada?
>>58968222
I can fuck Wouldada
Good night
>go to cafe at uni
>qt sitting in the back all alone
>eat my food and ignore her because she clearly prefers to eat alone and wouldn't want to be bothered
>>58968563
>chad walks up to her
>they leave together
I've officially gone vegan lads
who the fuck is the anime baby you weebs post all the time
>>58968222
I'd fuck canada so hard it'd become australia
>>58968744
ur mum
hahahahahahah Xdddddd
guys, is it weird if i can't cum unless im watching/looking at something pornographic?
flashback to me 9 years old beating my head into a shower wall for reasons I can't remember
>>58968943
U got him gud
flashback to me fucking ur mum for reasons I can't remember
>>58963340
GOAT highway
>get back from college
>dad's beard is gray
>dad comes home
>he's mad again
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a44626/jury-sentences-houston-man-in-prom-death-to-25-years/
>Literaly fucked to death
>http://www.somaligov.net/
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of Georgia
>take dayquil
>suddenly cant stop blowing nose and coughing
This is the exact opposite of what its supposed to do
>>58969338
Medications like that a while to come into effect.
>>58969336
Honestly the GA flag is better anyway
Why is immigration bad again?
>>58969336
how does Liberia get away with it
>>58969484
>he doesn't know the history of Liberia
>>58969533
>history of Liberia
hehe
BIG
MEATY
vaginas
FOR
me
BIG
FUCKING
MEME
did american native americans die because of lack of tech support, like ours?
I rarely get mad but when I do I like to break stuff
Now I have permanent mark on the screen of my TV because I threw my fucking remote at it because it was working
Fucking piece of shit "smart" TV
I've seen calculators smarter than this shit
>>58970168
*wasn't working
>>58970168
JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>58970179
Come on he doesn't look so bad.
does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
tfw time goes by and I'm still the same idiot I was 4 years ago
>>58967891
They're America lite. What country is Russia lite?
These people on Kitchen Nightmare's are so fucking oblivious
These people act like Gordon Ramsay is some magical fairy that'll magically fix all their problems (which they're completely unaware of) and make their resturaunt popular
Then Gordon Ramsay comes in and aside from the redecorating, menu changes, and the buzz that he causes, Gordon Ramsay doesn't actually do anything special. Anyone can come into their resturaunt and see if they're dysfunctional, if their food tastes like crap, if their health conditions are up to par. It doesn't take a top TV chef to see any of that, and it's a real travesty that a lot of these resturaunts could make it if the owners and employees would just get their heads out of their asses
It really makes me mad how fucking stupid people are sometimes
>>58969460
they're going to take all our jobs and womenz
>you will never be a Southern plantation owner sitting on your porch drinking iced tea and smoking robust perique while watching your slaves work the fields
No really, why the FUCK am I alive?
this pretty much explains my life
>>58970965
>you will never live in the south
thank god
>>58969460
Immigrants smell bad and don't speak English.
>>58971351
I'm a good smelling immigrant and I speak English better than my native language (Russian)
>>58971417
You probably smell like boiled cabbage and dirty laundry.
>>58964449
come to the south
smashing a nutty bros
>>58966992
they started adding them in my state too. Supposedly its done to pay for the roads but the state already has a gas tax as well for that so...
80,000 people used to live here...now it's a ghost town
>>58970840
And then when they start taking Gordon's advice (which basically amounts to telling them to get their heads out of their asses) and they see that it works and actually does make them better, they act all grateful because someone came in and told them off. That's something literally anyone could so, even a retard. Fuck these people. Fuck their parents for raising them to be self absorbed dickheads.
>>58971726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAraRmol9Eg
>>58970683
I know what you mean, brother. Seems like it was just yesterday I graduated high school, meanwhile it's been 5 years. Haven't accomplished a damn thing, if anything I've gone backwards.
AGAINST THE WIND
STILL RUNNIN AGAINST THE WIND
*shoved my 4 inch jew dick in canada's mum*
>>58972019
>And the years rolled slowly past
>And I found myself alone
>Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
>I found myself further and further from my home
that song brings up too many bad feels
Hey lads. Post yours
>>58971726
>tfw can live out my innawoods STALKER dream now
>>58972098
Redpill me on Central America
>>58971726
what happened?
>>58972147
wild fire
>>58972147
The leaves
>>58972178
>CMU
ya blew it
>>58972173
oh right I remember seeing it on the news
my most sincere condolences
>>58972074
I'm right there with you my man.
>>58972232
lol mexicANO
>>58972147
Entire town pretty much burned down in like 2 days
>>58972206
>hating something that used to be part of your country
got u're nose
>>58972143
Gangs, violence, drugs, natives. The only respectable countries are Panama (which should be part of Colombia) Costa Rica (which is freaking amazing due to its weather and people) and to a lesser extent Nicaragua (however they're too commie for my liking).
El salvador, Honduras and Guatemala need some freedom (if you know what I mean) ASAP.
Mexico. Beautiful country with ugly people.
Russia. Ugly country with beautiful people.
why is this?
>>58972427
because you chose communism over freedom
>>58972461
shove ur freedoms up to ur arse.
>>58963659
>he doesn't own a 4chan Pass
>>58972513
say that to my face and not behind the iron curtain, pinko fucking shit
>>58972382
Kek. Thanks lad
>>58965338
Looks live the average girl/attire I see here every night I go out. Girls are pretty good at adapting and talking in dresses like that.
>iceland
>india
>russia
>latvia
>germoney
how cum we have so many immigrants ?
>>58972558
lol nigger. and implying mexico was ever ***capitalistic***. it's just colonial0tier monarchy with castes,
>>58972587
s/talking/walking
>Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOA24hAe60
>>58972609
Opportunity.
The eastern hemisphere is a backwards shithole.
>usa is still a super power
>>58972612
How would you know tranny pedo jew?
Fucking terrified I have to fly to Arizona. Hate flying
>le its safer than driving!!!
Why are there so many plane crash tv specials then. Thats the same as saying you have more of a chance of being killed by a cow than a shark but people still get killed by sharks anyway
I like Trailer Park Boys because they're nice to animals on the show
>>58970814
Ukraine
>>58972847
we sure are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRPP2WXX0U
>>58972867
What state are you from?
>>58972864
I read in wiki
>>58972841
they really like us
>>58972932
Florida
>>58972948
>trusting wikipedia
Lmaoing your life
>>58972867
>Why are there so many plane crash tv specials then
Because you're the fucking target audience and there's a lot of people buying that bullshit.
>>58972847
>be soviet and communist
>incapable of competing with capitalism
>collapse
>adopt capitalism
hurp
>tfw bad at games but just good enough to feel invested in it
literally the worst of both worlds
>>58969460
it isnt as long as the country doesn't take too many at once
>>58972978
who's that mexicANO? I'd stick my 4 inch jew cock in his boipuss.
I like some of you guys, don't visit your local walmart tomorrow
>>58973001
He fucked your mom kek
>>58972982
>passing interest in game on steam
>buy
>play half hour and never touch again
why do i keep doing this
curse you gaben
>>58972867
Lmao I get to visit my brother in Australia this December. I'm going to fucking die m8.
>>58973028
b-but i need mac and cheese and toilet paper
i cant live without either of those ;_;
Just started a new world.
How are you guys doing tonight?
>>58972867
because a car crash isnt news worthy unless there are hundreds dead
Hurry the fuck up Tegan
this dayquil has done literally nothing but make my flu worse
>>58972867
>Why are there so many plane crash tv specials then
That's stupid
Because a plane crash is a big spetacle, obviously
That's like saying that knives are deadlier than nukes because there's been more stabbings than nukes dropped in recorded history
>>58972981
But they're showing actual crashes that happened
What a fucking terrifying way to die. You have no control. I honestly think it would be worse to survive the impact and burn to death in pain or drown if you're over water
>>58973085
cum world
>>58973112
>have no control
That's all death senpai
Memento mori
>>58973104
i'll pray for you
>>58973112
Well can you drive instead?
>>58972952
haha i know u
>>58973099
what kinda pizza did you order bro
>>58972920
I feel cucked.
Why Sonic games have the best music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUpCPpdjh1E
>>58973112
Car crashes are awful too man. I've been in a very bad one. The impact is terribly violent. It was just pain and blood everywhere and I felt like I was going to die and I couldn't do anything about it. It's a terrifying thing
>>58973213
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT TO PICK IT UP YET
TEGAN YOU SHIT
>>58973257
>tegan took it out of the oven
what madness is this
and you didnt say what kind
it better not be hawaiian god damn it
>>58973209
Hiya, how r u
>>58973314
Chicken and bacon. Tegan better not have given my order to someone else.
>>58973257
Just make your own pizza
>>58972952
what part of Florida?
>>58972370
NO MY NUSE
>>58973257
KEK
>>58973244
omg ikr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAZjXJNVTmA
>>58973349
I just got out of a final exam and I'm hungry now.
Unironically hoping for a new genocide in europe lads
>>58973381
lazy fucking faggot cunt whore
>>58973433
>sitting on 4chan all day
>calling others lazy
sounds like you're projecting faggot
>>58973350
Broward/South Florida
>>58973417
There is already an ongoing genocide in europe
It's okay. I got the pizza guys
>>58973417
Shit man, last time they had an ethnic cleansing was back in the 90s in yugoslavia
theyre about due kek
>>58973578
Nice. Enjoy
>>58973417
Is Russia included in "Europe"?
>>58973611
Probably not but you have my moral support anyway
>>58973611
Russia is Asian too.
>>58973417
you have gone mad
>>58973611
That's never once happened.
So no.
>>58973648
>The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk.
~George S. Patton
>>58964130
Good lad.
Had to beat the gf again today
She lets the damn dishes pile up so high
>>58973611
Yall are wise enough to not have the negro worship europe has.
You should annihilate all muzzies though
Do most people even know what an islamist is? Do they think it just means a muslim?
>>58973691
Why being European and not Asiatic is considered smth good on this Japanese memeanime forum?
>>58973653
What do you think happens to people who are aware of their cultures suicide, who know that in a scant century or two the white european will be a myth?
if tinder says i have a match with someone i never rated before does that mean that person rated and liked me?
>>58973779
There is nothing wrong with it. Asians and slavs arent self hating like euros
posting badass russian man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oq8KDqYFOw
>>58973792
>century or two
haha good meme
I hope you realize at the current rate they have 2 generations at most
>>58973808
>even having a tinder
Fuck of norm
>>58973779
Nothing.
I prefer y'all to euros honestly, you guys are patriotic about your homes and don't give a fuck in a way I can respect.
But /cum/ has more in common with euros in general.
>>58973844
/cum/ is normalfag general yo
>>58968048
I am a big fan of this.
How to move to riga
the fuck is this shit
this is false advertising
>>58973879
>But /cum/ has more in common with euros in general.
But you don't. You have more common with Russia is cultural ways. The only common thing you have with Euroe is English language (Uk)
>>58973900
Maybe the sauce you got threw off the coupon. My pizza came out to $6.66
how hot are you?
i got hot
https://howhot.io/
>>58973808
That's basically how tinder works
>>58973900
I think that box is meant to display the original price before the coupon is applied
If it does come out like that on your receipt though you can legally sue for false advertising
>>58973957
I wouldn't quite say we have a ton of cultural similarities
More like we've had a lot of the same hobbies on the world theatre since the Cold War
>>58973995
Not falling for your tricks
>>58973827
Tfw love the tranny im dating too much to go make kids
Tfw the kikes got me
Damn it the day has just slipped away once again
I even woke up early, what the fuck?
Half of meme ***Yurop** is fucking slavic you dipshits. When you mention Europe you always refer to your fucking cucked Brtibongs. Like Europe only consist with 4 country. Russia has more ties with Europe than you, niggers, and your island UK.
>>58974045
wow i just got stunning, how do i not have a gf estonia?
Fucking American niggers think they have more ties with Europe than Russia. Jesus Christ. You've been far away and isolated from Europe for 400 years. All of you are just bunch of niggers, indians and asians.
>tfw the Civil Wars will never get back together
;__;
>>58974081
>>58974105
Russians are shit heads who wouldn't think twice about nuking us, why would we relate to them?
>>58974105
More like a bunch of micks krauts and wops tbqh
>>58974090
Try not being yourself, if that doesn't work be yourself
>>58974135
Czech-German here tbhf
>>58974090
Stop posting that picture faggot
>>58974105
Thats really mean russia you shouldn't bully us here
>>58974166
Ill try that
>>58974115
>tfw my culture is actively being erased by yankees
>>58973349
>making your own pizza
No.
Pizza is something you leave to professionals, like sushi, or french french fries, or chinese food, etc.
>>58974187
Don't worry. We'll always have animals to shoot, giant trucks, and pop country music
>>58966518
>Canadians get to purchase Chinese firearms but not Americans
Fuck this. I just want a nice Norinco AK.
>>58974187
What are you talking about? Every time I turn on the TV I see fat fucks "noodling" or "mudding" or whatever stupid dumb shit you southerners consider culture
>>58974121
Mutually assured destruction is tsundere
>S-Stop it Russia-kun, it's not like I like you or anything
>G-get away from Cuba before I nuke you
How is it almost 6 pm? I've done nothing all day guys
Why didnt we hang out? We couldve had fun...
>>58974292
This is how I feel about life in general.
>>58974320
Why didnt you come over? We couldve ordered pizza and played games...
>>58974227
>pop country
Fucking kill yourself.
>tfw you literally make the perfect burger
I want another one so fucking badly
>>58974351
You didn't call me, motherfucker. I ain't psychic.
>>58974292
>think about texting bro i haven't seen in a while and order chinese food
>just order chinese
The lo mein was good
The steamed dumplings had too much cabbage.
Also eggdrop soup because it's delicious as fuck
>>58974292
See, I want to go hang out with my friends but then I realize that takes effort and I could much more easily lay in bed all day
>>58974357
>only making 1
silly
you make 3, 2 for now, 1 for later
>>58974187
feels good
>>58974357
>making one burger
Fatty on a diet?
>inb4 cutting
>>58974396
It was a pretty fat burger. I just didn't think it would turn out so good.
>>58974417
No, more skinnyfat on a diet. I just never expected it would be so perfect
>>58974353
It was a joke. All of those things I listed are terrible. I've lived in Alabama my whole life and Southern culture (at least our version of it) is pretty crap. Except for southern food.
>>58973879
>>58973957
Jesus Christ. Russia West of the Urals IE the REAL Russia is European. Hence ethnic Russians or white Europeans. I fucking hate that many Russians and others don't regard Russia as a European country. It is as it's home territory is European. This lie of Russia not being European will only drive white Russians further away from helping fellow whites. America and Western Europe need to cut this shit out.
If the government said they were going to create a force purely to liberate europe from muslims would you join it?
>>58974492
lmao nigga your "Real Russians" aside from some St. Petersburg hipsters don't give a flying fuck about Europe and that's what defines them. It's part of their identity. Keep slobbing on that knob, you'll always just be a dumb American to them.
There's no such thing as Europe. It's jewish meme European Union which unties COMPLETLY different countries, nationalities and cultures.
>>58974456
Diet not answer.
Get a bike.
Not a mountain bike.
>>58974479
Ah. Well.
We're all gonna make it, brother.
>>58974552
excuse me sir, but as a Russian intellectual, I can't agree with you at this point.
milking the utter atm
>>58974504
I would
why canada is such a leaf?
>>58974732
lumnuts
>>58974244
>doesnt go noodling
God northerners are pathetic, ill-mannered beasts
>>58974778
As an absolute fucking northerner (I won't use the word yank because I hate the yankees) I respect that you guys are actually different without being total fucking faggots like the west coast but jesus christ is your "culture" fucking stupid
why does Florida respond to me?
>>58974732
lots of trees
>>58974811
What aspect of southern culture even survives today other than the accent and some food? You're all the fuckin' same to me.
Should we go camping ?
*sharts loudly*
>>58974552
Are you actually implying that ethnic Russians don't consider themselves to be white?
>>58974860
They consider themselves to be Russians.
>>58974860
There's mo such definition as whites or Europeans in Russia. There're only Russians and churkas. We don't have any other nationalities and we don't communicate with euros due visa/money issues.
>>58974835
if can sleep next to you then yeah
>>58974848
Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Holy fuck this is the last time Pedro is coming with us to the bar.
>>58974909
we can share a tent but u have to bring marshmallows
>squats feeling lightweight
>feels good, made some gains
>unrack weight
>loaded up 25lb plates instead of 35lb plates
FUCK
>>58974940
hey i do 35s too
Guys
I actually respect sweden more than the UK now
the fuck is happening to the world
we should've let the ruskies have europe
>>58974954
m8 i have more than just the 35s on the bar
keep at it tho lad
>>58974994
I still don't respect Sweden.
The glans (the part of your penis that is normally extremely sensitive) of my penis is numb but I simply cannot stop whacking it
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