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>NOT AGAIN!
>>58887439
it keeps happening
>>58887405
>>58887439
>>58887459
FUCK OFF
>>58887405
*sniff* *sniff* does I smell a canada
THE COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION WAS A MISTAKE
/cum/ >>58886727 → → one of us is ascending to the heavens. Come wish him goodbye
>>58887405
Time to kill the canada
>>58887405
U die now mable syrup smelling nigger
>>58887507
>>58887547
>>58887589
why are you obsessed with that literal faggot youtube movie reviewer
nigger box
>>58887619
U laf now but not wen u ded nigger
Reminder that we will all one day die in the glory of the fire.
>>58887672
Am ready to kill the canada
*stabs*
>>58887405
Must be why it's so damn hot today
*sniff* *sniff* does I smell a canada
>>58887672
>tfw you realize life is pointless, the world is pointless, nothing happens when you die, nothing you do in life matters, everything is finite, you die no matter what, and that humans being self aware was a complete accident in evolution
>>58887701
>sub 90's F
>hot
Haha no mor mable syrup niggers in this thread I killed them all kek kek kek kek kek kek goodbye no goodbye to canada no one's like canadians bye smelly syrup penis moocher
I've been working this job and it's pretty good so far lads
You really think you can take me down?
Fucking try it and let's see what happens, shall we?
>>58887789
Who the fuck wants to live forever anyway? Not me.
>>58887846
Good to hear, la.
Keep your head up, eyes on the prize, nose clean, upper-lip stiff, and chin sturdy.
I want to live in Massachusetts tbqh
>>58887733
Hey
>>58887924
Are you displaced canadanon?
No one hit 34 right?
Re-rolling for northern california.
>>58887924
we do not care tbqh
>>58887962
WE'RE FULL
>>58887906
I just want to see as much of the future as possible, I want to witness the human race colonizing planets or finding intelligent life on another planet. I just want to know we aren't alone in the universe before I die. It's not that I want to live forever, just long enough to have some questions answered
>>58887980
Cali sucks anyways
13 Colonies or bust
>>58887981
more than likely we'll wipe ourselves out at some point
>>58888888
soon
>>58887980
We're not full for alberta anon.
Pretty safe bet, I think.
>>58888004
we're pretty rad
>unironically live on the east coast
>>58888004
Fine then.
Rolling for georgia.
>>58888024
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING FUCKING UP TARINGA MEMES
>tfw want to help people up North but no car
I donated to the Red Cross jews. They left flyers and shit in my area after the flood, but I'm not sure what they actually do to help displaced people.
>>58888094
>no car
just cucknadian things
>>58887997
tfw no Mexican bf
>>58888087
Hey don't hurt the beby
>>58887981
Fuck that shit.
>colonize space broo daaaamn
That shit would be boring as fuck man, reality isn't a sci fi movie. Try to find some happiness in the little time you have. Fuck spaceships and aliens. Go travel the world and find a nice girl or something. Life is fucking short. I know it's ironic to say this while I waste my life on 4chan, but at least I know what I could be doing.
>le weed man elected
>canada starts blazin'
>>58888108
I live in a pedestrian and bike friendly area, so a car is just a massive waste of money. On top of living on my own I wouldn't really make any money with some rust bucket in my parking spot.
>>58888059
btw I'm not the displaced Albertan, I'm Ontarian
I just like Massachusetts is all lmao, I went to Boston, Salem, and Cape Cod in 2014 and it was the best trip I've been on
>hEy donT hUrT tHe bEbY
post gondola
>>58888137
Neiß.
>>58888124
the human race will cease to exist if we don't colonize multiple planets. One big meteor and the human race is forever gone. Humans getting the fuck off Earth is extremely important if you care about humans living on
>>58888177
nah
baby
>>58888197
look at this fucking nerd
>>58888197
in terms of the very very long term, our sun will eventually grow to hot as it ages and kill our planet anyways
>>58888164
/lat/ memes seem so fucking stupid
I cant read spanish but it seems like nothing but literal nonesense and weed jokes
I'm displaced canadanon. Changing it so doubles is my new home
>>58888234
te re regalaste
>>58888265
Islamic State
>>58888265
Australia
>>58888234
IF YOUR DAD IS A SHOEMAKER???
STEAL HIM THE CAN...YEAH STEAL HIM THE CAN
>>58888234
Check'em
>>58888280
ustedes chilenos no postean en /cum/ lo unico que hacen es observar, verdad?
>>58888228
which is why we need to keep travelling as a species
we should at least be sending out self-sustaining spacecraft out towards habitable planets. Maybe the original people to get on the craft won't see the end result, but their great grandchildren may land on a new planet
>>58888234
el chicANO srs.-
>>58888234
I dunno, the bart memes are pretty goddamn good.
You can't really fake that perfect low-rent feel.
>>58888288
>wildfire country to satan's backyard
it's perfect
>>58888300
>>58888280
say goodbye to that little account, cosmic machine
Why are Yanks on holiday so fucking fat, obnoxious, arrogant and rude but Canadians are the opposite?
>>58888323
Make it Western Australia so you can move to Satan's Wildfire Country
>>58888312
>Maybe the original people to get on the craft won't see the end result
it's like my scifi horror flicks
y seguimos ganando)))
>>58888336
i agree with this guy
>>58888265
>>58888288
Better starch up your dungarees.
>>58888332
suck my dick you funny talking faggot
>>58888332
el pirata
>>58888375
Yank on a proxy
>>58888378
CHI
>>58888401
FYI, the CHI..... joke doesn't work with people with mexican flags.
>>58888401
recordatorio de que la URSS estuvo en contra del colonialismo pirata ingles
fuck quebec
>>58888424
I'll bash your fuckin head in
>>58888288
Do I have to shake out my shoes for scorpions every morning
>Limeys
>>58888433
very good post, very good double
>>58888433
would you consider quebec part latin america?
>>58888444
also the toilet seat
>>58888440
the pirate...
>>58888451
No cos it ain't poor lol
>>58888451
Latinos are bro tier, I wouldn't insult you like that.
>>58888401
close but no cigar
what do people from Saskatchewan do?
>>58888455
Oh god that never even occurred to me. Im going to die
>>58888479
oil, farming, potash
>>58888479
farm dirt
also oil i guess
>>58888479
They grow canola and wheat. Manitoba just does swamp stuff. I always forget Manitoba even exists.
>>58888479
hard drugs prolly
>>58888485
better start injecting yourself with poisons to build an immunity
What happens in Manitoba
>>58888470
But they speak french like the people from Haiti and descend from the french. The economy does not come into play.
>>58888533
mosquitoes
>>58888478
>passeport
Disgusting cuckery to frogs
>>58888550
>European Union
you're one to talk
also, Dieu et mon droit
>>58888522
Kinda like how I shot myself with .22 to build an immunity to larger bullets?
laddos with alberta up in flames my entire post-uni plans are ruined.
wat do
>>58888614
yes, exactly
>>58888614
did it work?
Wrestlemania in Toronto when?
>>58888630
no one is hiring here so your plans were ruined until oil picked up anyways
>>58888630
What were your post university plans? Did they have to do with oil or something?
>>58888630
Land of the free, home of the brave.
>>58888599
>being part of the biggest trade bloc in the world while have the opt outs nopdy else gets (including currency, no refugee quotas, no passport free travel and many others )from everything we don't like is a bad thing
>we should leave because of Internet memes
>>58888633
I can take up to 9mm without injury.
So I'm not sure.
>>58888630
>post-uni plans
What were you going to do? HUH?
Going out with your fucking friends? HUH?
>>58888694
M8 u need help
>>58888684
Memes are extremely dangerous for human health
I honestly think we should just ban memes.
>>58888684
>no refugee quotas
they're getting in anyways via France, you guys only check a small percentage of the trucks for people hiding
and once they get in and are caught, since your detention centres are full you ask them nicely to come back to the centres regularly until you're ready to deport them
>>58888660
>>58888661
was going to work in the camps cooking
>>58888673
hmm is this possible?
>>58888634
never
>>58888630
Just go into medical. Not entirely reliant on the economy like trades are. I'm doing Medical Radiology, easy requirements, cheap, only 2 year course, and they're in high demand and are paid decently everywhere except northern alberta
>>58888684
yo ask me if I care faggot, last time I checked your flag isn't part of /cum/
and yeah I agree that staying is ideal. Scotland staying was ideal too.
>>58888729
>was going to work in the camps cooking
most of the camps are closed down before the fire, unless you knew someone you'd be one of the 400 people applying for a job
>>58888688
Impressive
>>58888684
>we should try to fight against memes
Haven't you been paying attention to our election? It doesn't work out well
>>58888724
No they aren't lol, they only get free movement when they are French citizens
Unlike everyone else we have passport controls on our borders and have only taken 5k refugees compared to pic related
>>58888754
I do know someone. He's warning me not to go anymore though
>>58888729
>was going to work in the camps cooking
none of the camps have burnt down afaik, in fact they just sent a shit ton of the workers up there so they could open them up for refugees from macklemorey
>>58888729
depends on what you're taking in uni, but really you just need to find an American employer willing to get you a green card
>there could have been /cum/ posters in the Canada fire
>>58888769
yes they are, it's why those lorries are so controversial
also need I remind you a literal muslik paki will soon be the Mayour of London. you are literally as fucked as the rest of the EU and there's nothing you faggots will do about it.
r8 my family's new kot
It's not """officially"""" ours but we take care of him.
He's basically a refugee.
>>58888550
>Literally Dieu et mon droit on yours
>>58888778
Time to look around then. Hopefully you've got some other connections in the food industry.
DIGITS FOR TRUMP
>>58888888
it's coming up soon
GET
>>58888806
At least two people in the last two threads have fled from MacMurray. There were also no injuries reported in the evacuation.
>>58888888
Trump
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>58888806
I was in fire
>>58888811
Yes a very small amount have crept on on the order of 10s
You cunts can hardly talk about immigration
We have free movement of labour and people with 500m+ people and you have twice our immigration. Rate??
>>58888888
Trump
digits
>>58888811
>>58888822
good doubles
>>58888861
>There were also no injuries reported in the evacuation.
heard there was a fatal crash desu
what a waste
Get
>>58888913
Paki Muslim Mayour.
Get your brown ass back to your faggot containment general. Europe is dead,
>>58888861
2 people died in a collision on the highway. Also it took me 10 hours to drive to lac la biche when it should take 2
>>58888986
Canada has a higher immigration rate than SWEDEN
Absolute madness
London doesn't even have a new mayor yet the election hasn't happened lol
>>58889000
Were the roads that packed? I saw some photos but it looked like traffic was at least moving. Fuck, that sucks.
>>58889040
>photos
>moving
>>58889075
I meant GIFs, webms, and the like.
Cool your ash laced panties.
>>58888921
>>58889000
Oh well that's sad.
Pretty good for an evacuation of 80,000+ people I think.
>>58888986
This is the mayor of London btw
>>58889040
Yeah it was literally 5km/hr until Anzac, then it sped up to a whopping 60 the rest of the way with periodic (hour long) slow downs to 5 again.
I drove for 15 hours straight yesterday since we drove North first then back South, most of it was just waiting
Today it was shoulder day at the gym. What should I fap to?
>>58889229
Cuck porn
>>58889229
futunari.
>>58888911
were you on fire?
>>58889229
>doing a brosplit
Zyzz, Jeff Seid, then finish with Rich Piana
>>58889305
Yeh I mean technally a ember landed on my shoulder and it was still fire a little bit
think my roommate is getting me sick
Today is just not my day
>>58888889
>>58889429
diarrhea?
night /cum/sies~~
>>58889468
gud nite
>>58889466
cold
already have signs of a sore throat and now my nose is clogging up
>>58889459
This is a subtle request for sympathy (You)s btw
>Sam Lake stopped working on Alan Wake because of this stupid shit
>>58889481
You should stay in bed with him desu
>>58889468
see you soon bb
>>58889536
but thatd be gay
Why are brits on /int/ so fucking butthurt over everything? Not even just about america but literally every time something fucks up for them they always seem to blame everything on another country
>>58889568
Its been all downhill for them for decades
>>58889568
I learned that it's the food
Just imagine being a brit, every morning you wake up and the first thing you eat is some shitty food. Imagine doing this for the rest of your life
I don't blame them.
can't fall asleep desu
>>58889568
because most brits on /int/ are rich smug cunts who blame their autism on others
any of you nerds try out the Overwatch beta yet? Actually kinda fun desu although i'm sure i'll get bored after a day or so
>>58889642
the only nerd here is you
>>58889568
thats just the way they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqy0cpUkuB4
digging this song buds ahah
I'm back you dumb stupid faggots
>>58889669
jokes on you, i'm just a dork, not a nerd
I-I'll do every one of you fuckers right now, I swear man! I'll fuckin' do it man! I'll I'll-
>>58889733
d-d-dude relax
chill chill
>>58889568
Lack of sunlight
>>58889724
>dorks in my /cum/
>>58889724
you're a dork by default if you post on this gay ass website
>saw a guy i hadn't seen since high school today at the gym
>complemented my squat depth and the fact that i was keeping a str8 back during diddlies(it was kinda not 100% str8 imo(no homo tho))
>he was clean and jerking 2pl8 compared my shitty noteven2pl8 squat
felt good lads
>>58889780
>''no homo bud''
what is this dat boi meme
did i miss something????
>>58889758
frig off shoobie
>>58889755
>the mexican that always responds to my dank balaclava shitposting
Y-You're alright, don't come to /cum/ tonight. Just fucking go home man. S-some shits gonna happen.
>>58889795
reddit shit
>>58889812
>>58889817
this is the most autistic meme i've seen in a while
>>58889827
ikr?
Buffalo is best meme though
>>58889827
havent been on /tv/ in a while, I take it?
>>58889812
>here come dat boi!!!!!!
>o shit waddup!
What did he mean by this?
>>58889834
yes my dude
>>58889840
na, I only visit that board for bantz
>talking to super qt flip girl
>she tells me I look like Jim Carrey
What's the most painless method of suicide?
;_;
>>58889884
Death by Buffalbabie snuggles
>>58889884
jim carrey is pretty passable 2bh
Morning, friendos.
>>58889780
also just found out I got all A+ in all my courses except one which I got an A in, which is still a 4.0
haha oops :3
>>58889884
>flips
>>58889807
God, rocket power was so fucking gay.
It was with that show that I began to realize how lame and insufferable hawaiian culture is.
>>58889904
it was my evil twin
>tfw autistic as fuck most the time
>tfw have hard time joining random parties/matches with strangers while playing vidya so play alone 99% of the time
>tfw decide to match make with some random normies for once
>tfw it actually goes well and we become total bros afterwards
>tfw now I have friends to play with
>>58889780
>complemented my squat depth
What. The. Fuck?
>>58889912
maybe its YOU who's the gay one
>>58889922
hello /r9k/
haha
>We were all created here out of an act of consummation of love between two people or at the very least some kind of lust or attraction
Things to consider
>>58889780
if you've been lifting for more than a few months and you aren't squatting 2pl8 you might wanna consider necking yourself
>>58889905
>anzu posting and not even changing the tumblr filename
oh my
>>58889904
I didn't get the chance to kill him, i'm sorry
>>58889892
I dunno man
Old pic
>>58889954
I think she's pretty cute
also thats where she pukes out most of her selfies
>>58889960
topkek
>>58889945
a-ayyy lmao
>anzu
>in /cum/
nah. fuck nah. take that shit elsewhere. I'll tolerate a lot of shit here but I won't tolerate that.
>>58889992
ok fINE CAnDa
jeez you're so bitchy
>>58889992
This
>>58889935
i was hungry
goodnight you worthless cunts
>>58890036
Goodnight, buddy
>>58890036
sleep well you whoremonger
>>58890046
aaddaddzzzzsss
>mfw there will one day be one unified glorious Dakota
>>58890075
and the population will jump from 15 people to 20
>>58889987
eat more
>>58889992
will u tolerate this :3
Gonna go make some Sleepytime® tea!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3434005/Oregon-talks-fastest-Kentucky-impatient-Speech-analysis-ranks-50-states-gabbiness-impatience-fast-talking.html
ayy
>>58890082
S-shut up
>>58890117
Why is it called sleepytime? tea doesn't even make you sleepy l m a o
>>58890117
>Sleepytime
>caffeine free
I would fucking hope so.
>>58890144
>what is Chamomile tea
>>58890144
>>58890147
Lads, let's just go to bed, ok?
>>58890123
>who talks the most
>new york
Wow what a surprise here, can't wait to go back and listen to everyone's bs again
>>58890117
Top tier stuff
Since I have ADHD and caffeine acts as a depressant, I add a little bit of black tea to it
Laredo is arguably the best city in the nation desu
>>58890179
I got some of that extra dank kind for nights I'm really antsy.
>>58890249
why?
>>58890260
Sunny all year long, yet cool enough to enjoy the outdoors, doesn't storm...
Basically heaven on Earth
I must tell you to never visit my home town
what should I do?
Chinese cartoons or slav sim?
>>58889967
Well - what's the verdict?
Do I look like Jim Carrey?
I don't see it desu
whens the last time had a campfire /cum/-chan?
>>58890382
you're canadian so you're currently having a nice one
>>58890382
too long
>>58890382
probably my senior year of high school with my friends
I keep trying to get them to come along on one again when Im back from uni, but theyre always busy
same with my dad
>>58890412
that was a gud 1 !~
>>58890382
>campfire
We used to have bonfires that made Fort Mcmurray look like candle flame
Also, you know what else sucks? My county has 60,000 people and the fucking median age is 46 years old.
>old folks
>every dudebro drives a $50-60k lifted truck
>tobacco and other farms
>small little shit farm towns
>WEED LMAO and occasional cocaine
literally nothing to do, and when there is something to do:
>dirtbiking/quading/mudding/snowmobiling
>hunting deer/turkeys during the right season
>fishing
I just want out to a big city for a while, any city but Toronto
>>58890448
But everything you described there is awesome (Except for old folks I guess)
I would literally rather kill myself than live in a city
>>58890448
know that feel
>>58890346
both of course
>>58890496
what could go wrong?
>>58890472
I mean it's not terrible (pic related) but it gets really fucking boring
>>58890486
where are you from bro? I even remember high school being like this
>hey buds check out my lifted chevy xDDDD
>eh boys come out for a dart
>playing nep neps instead of studying
>>58890448
Everything has advantages and disadvantages.
What do you expect from living in the city besides maybe partying as stuff to do?
>>58890547
>playing neptunia games
have SOME dignity
RNH coming up soon
>>58890544
Brandon
>>58890584
not for another hour
>>58890536
it is a known fact that japanime can increase one's piloting abilities. Why else would they put tv screens in so many cockpits
that autist canadian hohol from manitoba
>>58890560
Nepgear is my waifu lad. She's even better than my actual gf
>>58890639
Those games are misogynistic anon
wish my back would stop hurting like hell
>>58890639
Based Tsunako
WHEN I WAS AN ALIEN
im tired !
tell me a bed time story /cum/-san !~
>>58890722
Does your pain come from a muscle, or is something dislocated? And have you tried to do some gymnastics?
>>58890757
once there a was a homeless man and a syrian Refugee
Justin Trudeau picked the refugee because he was muslim, and thus the homeless man died of hunger
the end
>>58890771
Feels like muscle. I have not tried gymnastics
>>58890795
That story sounds familiar...
>>58890838
it does doesn't it? I think the other version had a woman named Merkel though. Same idea though
>log onto game
>anime everywhere
>go to youtube comments
>anime everywhere
>go to social media
>anime everywhere
>come to /int/-international discussion
>anime everywhere
>>58890880
>he actually comes to /int/ for international discussion instead of posting in online chatrooms with >DESIGNATED locales for chatting
What did he mean by this
>>58890880
You'll never escape it lad. No reason to be bothered
>spend all my time shitposting
>not even good at it
>>58890820
Try to apply something warm to the place where it hurts, to relax the muscle, that's the first thing. I won't advice you any other thing as I don't want to be the reason for you ruining your back, but maybe you could talk to somebody with actual knowledge to help you find some exercises. I had a lot of back pain and a slipped disk and it got a little better now that I do "my" exercises.
>>58890912
Ron "when I prep the bull I don't get jealous" Ellis
>>58890880
anime?
>>58890939
thanks for the tips. I've heard slipped disks are pretty painful
Are we just going to ignore the weasel that chewed through the Hadron collider and just saved the world. It was clearly sent back in time to prevent something catastrophic from happening.
>>58891058
They are. I couldn't stand straight the first time and every wrong movement (so basically anything that wasn't sitting) hurt like hell. Fortunately it gets better now and I can slowly start to do some sport again.
>>58891089
I for one accept CERN as our overlords
>>58891089
>look it up
>story is actually real
>>58891100
Well that's good that it got better 4u. I can't stand just sitting around so that would bug me so much
>>58891229
Same for me. That quater year I had to wait to get the permission to go on the soccer field for twenty minutes felt like a century.
Ahaha, what the hell is wrong with him?
D E D
No really, where the fuck is everyone?
>>58891550
RIP /cum/
You rang?
>>58887405
just pranked canada by lighting some things on fire :D
>>58891574
maybe people still have finals. I know I do
>>58891632
cheeky
>>58891632
>>58889904
Same :3
>>58891665
hehe
>>58891574
isnt it late?
I know its like 2am in Alabama
>>58891574
We're in fucking bed u walnut
>>58891679
we /Real nigga hours/ now
WHY
TF
AINT
U
CLICC
DAT
LIKE
>>58891692
>>58891714
Cliccin' dat (you)
>>58891751
What's up fritz? Play any simulation games today? Genuinely curious.
>>58891692
das RIGHT
who was in the wrong here?
>>58891824
They were both imbeciles
>>58891768
Nah, today's fathers day, so I'll be visiting my grandpa. In general I think I've never played a Simulator.
>california just moved the smoking/chew/vape age to 21 today
No ones awake?
New
>>58892101
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