What's the deal with /cum/? Edition
First for the desert
George was a true lad 2bh
>>58892185
>kramer
Are ya winning, son?
>>58892198
>cant appreciate the assman
>>58892201
>tfw dad never cared about video games
>>58892252
BLOOD BROTHERS
seinfeld is for jews
>>58892394
all entertainment is jewish as fuck, seinfeld was just unabashed about its jewery.
>>58892394
>HE'S A NIGGER
>>58892394
Here we go again with the fucking stupid Canadian posters
Go catch on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDmA2xoIoFU
>>58892394
t. Anti-semite
Holy shit, some people are inconsiderate af lads
>>58892481
>tfw jewish kid I knew dad got arrested for over 2 million in mail fraud
> May 5
Thanks for liberating us
>>58892618
We chicano nao, feliz cinco de mayo
>>58892682
>chicanos
Ill have you drawn and quartered
>>58892701
1v1 mi irl cabrone cholo chingnada puto duto
I wish Pandora would let you give a reason for why you disliked a song instinstead of just having Pandora do a bunch of algorithms to try and figure it out
Like for example, I might just not the singer's voice, but Pandora will take away a whole chunk of the genre I'm interested in because it detected some other similarity
Or if I just don't like a couple from a certain band, it won't play any songs from that band at all
Here's my proposed reasons that you can select:
>I don't like this song in particular
>I don't like this band
>It's not the kind of music I'm looking for on this station
>This song offends me
That should cover all the bases
>>58892795
Is Pandora something like Spotify?
I also wish I would have a radio that allows me to listen to Sirius XM stuff.
>>58892893
Pandora is like your mom
>>58892893
you can set up "radio stations" for specific artists or genres, and pandora plays everything related to the artist or music based on sound or other links. Unlike Spotify, you can actually shuffle between which station you're listening to so its not just one genre or artist the whole time
Fugg it's almost time for sleep lads XD
>>58893004
A nice lady.
>>58893033
I see. Thanks for explaining.
>>58893071
Rest up
>>58893071
Go to sleep ladm8
>drinking water like a man dying of thirst
>throat still swelling
that does it. My roommate gave me his cold
>We were all created here out of a consummation of love between two people or at the very least some kind of lust or attraction(obviously it's not an infallible thing but still)
Just realized that today, even if it sounds obvious or silly
>>58893286
Floor mate came prancing in here a while back asking to use my printer, people and germs, never considerate
>>58893286
I have a cold that's lasted a week because my body won't go into full blown symtptoms mode
So I have a slight sore throat, a slight cough, a slight runny nose, etc.
Thinking about just downing a couple shots of rum to weaken my immune system for a little bit to kick the immune response into high gear
>>58893286
/cum/ is a sick free zone. Please leave, we cant have people spreading their diseases here
>>58893359
*shakes your hand and touches your stuff*
>>58893359
We already have enough cancer here to ignore this rule 2bh
>>58893388
its a good thing cancer isnt contangious
>>58893380
*squirts*
>>58893438
>its a good thing cancer isnt contagious
Not the kind you find here lad
Good night /cum/
See you in 10 hours or so
>>58893551
gnight
>>58893551
Bye, buddy.
What cities in Mexico would be the most accommodating for Americans?
Thinking about taking a foreign language immersion course desu
>>58892618
ayy
is cum dead
@58894152
Yes
dont @ me you burning canuck
One town is burning, and I'm not very concerned about those oil cucks atm. Smug cunts need to get knocked down a peg.
Its ok, soon your country will burn as well.
>>58894469
Show some fucking respect.
>oil cucks
>everything is based on that oil
literally lmaoing @ u
dumb weeb
holy fuck eh??????????????
I'm an 18 year old dude working at a fucking grocery store part time how in the ever living fuck am I supposed to afford this
yes it's the bare minimum required by state law
>>58894469
>soon
>implying
Yuropoor mad he lives in shithole so it wishes the same for us xD
>Trump's the nominee
>Hillary's numbers plummeting
>Bernie's still a clueless socialist
I don't like this. My brother is disabled and only has health insurance through Obamacare which Trump has promised to repeal, I'd really rather not have to be stuck with his high medical bills and lower my standard of living.
>>58894806
sell drugs or a kidney
>>58895035
Send him to europe. I'd rather have him here than another million of muzzies.
Things changed...you see
They don't /cum/ anymore on the beach
taco tequila sombrero
*gets beheaded*
>>58894974
I was on your side, cunt.
Abybody wanna suk my bbc?????
no haha
>>58893947
I knew that artillery shell would say "sorry" on it before I even opened the thumbnail. Pls never change maple leaf people
>>58895225
Thought about Canada for a while now but he's not fond of snow.
>>58896184
We don't have snow here unless he goes to bavaria or the south of Baden Württemberg.
The disadvantage is that there are a lot of muzzies and real "cucks" here and I don't think this might change soon.
Any girls here
>>58900087
>going to /x/ in 2016
why
/cumansea/ sure fell apart real quick, huh?
>>58900293
it was a shit idea so no surprise
>>58898112
FUCKING SAUCE
>>58892766
I can't wait for Trump to win. Smelly dumb chicano scum.
>talking with a qt from Alberta
>she shared all of my hobbies and interests and we also share the same outlook on society and politics
wtf I love canada now
>>58900478
Too bad she's gonna be well done when you meet her
>>58900674
Club Penguin
>>58900547
S-she's pure!
>>58900834
She's gonna be toast when you meet her dude
>>58900902
Well it begins with R. Pls no bully.
>>58900911
Ree stop pushing your cuck fantasies on me.
>>58900962
Ya big goober!
She lives in Alberta.
It's on fire.
Well done, toast, c'mon man.
What's the point of these threads? Is it just suppose to be an American shitposter containment?
>>58901157
More like having conversations, the amount of shitposting usually increases when normies go to work, i.e. why it is looking like this right now
Hello, my friends.
عَنْ جَابِرِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ قَالَ كَانَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ إِذَا اسْتَفْتَحَ الصَّلَاةَ كَبَّرَ ثُمَّ قَالَ إِنَّ صَلَاتِي وَنُسُكِي وَمَحْيَايَ وَمَمَاتِي لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ لَا شَرِيكَ لَهُ وَبِذَلِكَ أُمِرْتُ وَأَنَا مِنْ الْمُسْلِمِينَ اللَّهُمَّ اهْدِنِي لِأَحْسَنِ الْأَعْمَالِ وَأَحْسَنِ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَهْدِي لِأَحْسَنِهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ وَقِنِي سَيِّئَ الْأَعْمَالِ وَسَيِّئَ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَقِي سَيِّئَهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ
>>58901157
no such thing as containment threads
they just serve as nesting grounds for cancer
avoid this thread
>>58901216
Goddamnit speak English like we taught you Pinoy pieces of boipucci!
/cum/ is a great general for great people
>>58901117
O-oh. I guess I'm retarded.
Have some cute anime grills for your trouble famalam.
jAnny felling unsettled
>>58901464
Thanks!! :DD
Discuss things
>>58902336
Ur mom xD
>>58902336
go away fake america
>American """""""""education"""""""""
>study all night
>get rudely awoken by fire alarm at 7
>dash outside because house filled with smoke
>standing in pouring rain in just my undies
>fire department gets here
>I left a pot on the stove
Welp that ain't ever happened before
Who here /cincodedrinko/?
>I'm not racist. I just don't like black people.
Why do Trump supporters say this?
>>58903003
>>58902966
I'll enjoy a margarita after work if I don't have to give my gf a ride
Hello?
>>58903003
so what's racist about that?
>tfw no (You)
>>58903301
Don't (you) forget about me.
*gets stumped*
*fades into obscurity*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
I really liked Seinfeld. That and 70s show and married with children are my favorites.
>>58903940
The big bang theory is the best
>>58903980
Really dislike it. The audience laughs at everything they say and only 20% is actually funny. If that.
>>58904012
https://youtu.be/jKS3MGriZcs
>>58903980
No it isn't.
>/cum/ is actually dead
What went wrong?
>>58892618
hope your holiday is going well, buds.
>>58905336
Everybody is at work
I cry everytime ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
>>58906315
Is that a nendro you bought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUi1A2zuHdk
Shits exploding, lads.
>>58906560
>Japan thinks it's okay to take literal nazi shit and moe-fy it
Fucking cunts don't realize how many people those fuckers killed
>>58905336
I'm preparing the grill for some burgers.
>>58906624
shit how many people do you think the us, japan, russia, literally everyone has killed?
I just realized that I have no idea what the fuck to do with free time.
I just finished classes and my summer classes dont start for a week and a half so now im sitting here aimlessly browsing 4chan and watching shitty TV. Ive found videogames pretty boring for awhile now and all my friends do nothing but work and play videogames themselves
I guess its a sign of growing up where I actually feel like im wasting time not doing anything for just over a week but it actually fucking blows. There is only so much sleeping, watching TV, and masturbating I can do in 240 hours
>>58908200
I know this feeling well. Once you start a job in life your free time suddenly becomes valuable again. I'm planning on hitting up national parks as soon as I'm done. I've seen pictures of so many, I want to finally just visit
>>58906315
Can you fuck that rabbit?
>>58906572
RIP Canada
>>58908152
I mean, you don't see them making a show with 2D waifu WWII soldiers invading china or the pacific or doing pearl harbor because they know they shouldn't.
Smashing a buddy light lads
>>58910516
Why? Is your tap water poisoned or something?
>>58910516
Absolutely disgusting
>>58910786
>>58910927
>muh microbreweries
>>58910984
>Liking Budd light
I just took a piss not too long ago, you thirsty?
>>58910984
>Unironically liking light beer
Pure trash
>>58910928
>dat plate
>>58911168
Sounds like Budd light was all you could get from that 21 year old junior for your Freshman party kiddo
>sitting in bathroom stall trying to squeeze out that straggler
>guy comes in and sits a couple of stalls away from me
>grunts and takes the nastiest sounding shit
>couple of seconds pass
>he gets up and leaves immediately
>doesn't flush
>doesn't wipe
>doesn't eash his hands
>he's up and gone as if a sewer skeleton crept out of the toilet and rang his bells
>>58911168
Confirmed for 19 year old who thinks beer pong is the pinnacle of drinking
To you drinking is a game, to me drinking is a way of life
>>58892101
so.. my neighbor just stopped me and asked if i got high. told him i smoked weed and he gave me his number and everything was good. but then he said he had crystal too. Told him i didn't fuck with meth and he said that was cool but maybe i had friends who do, and that if i brought them by he'd give me free weed.
wtf do i do? they live right next door and they stare HARD at my gf whenever she goes outside. i'm stuck here for 6 mos, can't call cops cuz it'll be obvious i did it. can't tell LL cuz she'll call cops.
i've dealt with dealers before but i was always a customer. if i just ignore him do you think he'll be pissed? probably just being paranoid but i feel like i'm getting roped into something here.
>>58911889
>Shitting in a public bathroom
disgusting feel like vomiting now
>>58911168
seriously, at least drink regular budweiser.
>>58911952
stay away from him, anon
>>58912004
i didn't feel like a man until the first time i shat next to total strangers in a truck stop bathroom.
>>58912004
I don't feel like getting chiggers in my buns outside, it was either that or my pants.
>>58911952
Just tell him the truth
You have no friends outside of your gf
>>58911952
Do meth,pussy
>>58912155
that is the truth. and he knows it lol i just moved here. i'm skinny as fuck and i think all that combined made me look like a bitch.
he was doing that typical black-guy i'm your friend not piece of shit shtick.
>>58912045
Or Corona or something
Corona is much more enjoyable and is only a bit more than Budd
Pubic hair is disgusting
>>58912612
how did people fuck back when full bush was cool? my gf has a little bit and it fucking hurts if i touch it just right. must've been like rubbing a brillo pad on your dick.
>>58912179
this.
>Be Mexican
>Get punished for memeposting
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/05/mexican-congresswoman-wants-ban-memes/
If you're not the descendant of a viking, you aren't white.
>>58912656
Pubic hair is soft unless you shave it, just like facial hair, then you get the prickly thing.
You either keep clean 100% daily/weekly or don't shave at all. those are the only options
I am Astar
a robot from planet danger
smashing a maccy light lads
>>58913018
That's a meme
The hair only feels thicker at first because its thicker near the root.
I've been studying chickens for a final project in a class and there is an absolute dickbag one. All of them do an alarm call when something dangerous from above is spotted or when a possible predator is in the area but this one fucking rooster doesn't give a shit. He never warns the flock As many chickens that I have owned and seen over the years, this is the first one like this. He just doesn't give a shit about the others and spends his days trying to call in and rape hens
>>58911952
if he's selling crystal he has enough customers that he doesn't really care if you bring in more. don't call the cops and ignore him, if he asks again just explain that you don't want to be around that shit, or know about whats going on over there. he'll understand. if he threatens you or tries to make you do something break the lease and call the cops. a sec deposit aint worth getting wrapped up in that shit.
he probably already forgot he talked to you though if he's asking randos on the street he's gonna get busted soon anyway..
>>58913838
is there another rooster around? he probably wants it dead, can chickens plan like that?
>FDA to regulate E-cigs and Hookah
TOBACCO BTFO
>cinco de mayo
>want to go to bomb ass mexican restaurant downtown
>its usually packed to the gills already, and now itll be double that with everybody celebrating
>>58914076
good maybe now we can figure out whats actually in e-juice.
>>58914068
There is one more, however it's a subordinate male. The one who doesn't make alarm calls is the dominant male, which again gives all the more reason to make calls. Maybe they can plot
>>58914267
if you can prove thats he's plotting the other ones death you could get published. try taking the other rooster away and see if he does the calls.
>>58914267
Isolate the subordinate male. Remove him from the flock and see if the dominant one makes alarm calls. If he does then that sure would be neat as hell. If not then he's probably got something wrong with his brain or somehow has no ability to recognize predators which is what I'd assume is going on
Nice, the schedule for RPG Limit Break 2016 is up
https://horaro.org/rpglb/2016
Will there be any more GOP primaries?
are they all cancelled?
>>58914359
>>58914357
Sounds like a good idea. I've been recording data for months and he's the only one with 0 calls on mics and when I'm observing.
>>58914414
No they go on I think but Trump just wins all of them by default even if only like 100 people vote.
>>58914420
post the results here when you do it. i'd love to see what happens.
Any Mexicans here ???
>>58914593
cinco de mayo. all the mexicans are drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxcbppCX6Rk
How far can you hear lads. Got to 17,000 Hz and then I lost it.
>>58914753
15,000
>under 40
WTF mates
>>58914753
19,000
was really quiet though
>>58914849
clear your earwax m8
>>58914414
Unofficially the primary races are over for both parties, but officially no.
Its looking to be a Trump/Kasich for the GOP and I haven't heard who Clinton may be choosing as VP.
>>58914641
sinhkhole del drink'o
>>58914753
should i be using in-ear headphones? i got to the last one just fine but i have a hard time hearing day-to-day.
>>58915028
think she'll pull a lincoln like obama did with her and grab sanders? guaranteed win if she does i think.
>>58915028
Rumors about Virginia senator Tim Kaine.
WTF I can't buy cigarettes anymore
>>58915223
not that she was vp, i worded that wrong.
Bhailog
>>>/pol/73087340
>>58915404
they raise the age? they raised it to 19 when i turned 18, got me to quit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU7LmmyQHRc
>>58915522
is cruz autistic?
Slept for 10 hours again
>>58912759
REMINDER ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FORREST FIRES
>>58915565
Probably. Basically no one has anything good to say about him, even after he dropped out.
>>58915572
unless it's unseasonably hot and dry, and the wind picks up
then you're fucked
>>58915572
is that an oil fire? i saw a headline that said wildfire in oil town or soemthing and i got confused. couldn't be assed to read the article cuz its about canada.
Cino de mayo is a shit holiday
>>58914411
>bunch of boring games with more menuing than gameplay
>>58915689
No, it's a wildfire that is out of control and burned it's way into the city of Fort McMurry. Apparently it's still spreading and some evacuation camps that were set up for the evacuated city are also now being evacuated.
It's a city with lots of workers who work up in the tar sands, which is where the oil associations come from. There's lots mining and oil industry in northern Alberta.
>>58915878
It's not even a real holiday
Playing overwatch
It's a bretty gud game but I stil think blizzard will ruin it by release
>>58915878
Its the mexican version of St Patricks day
Its an excuse to drink
>>58915993
does this happen often? i don't think i've heard of wildfires in canada. is el nino just making shit too dry/warm or what?
>>58916128
Every game these days gets ruined either by it's release or within the first two updates where they fuck the balancing up to the point of no return.
I'm almost done with modern gaming, it's not even worth it anymore.
>>58916234
dota lives strong
Mexico?
I'm glad you said sorry to our next president
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/04/president-fox-apologizes-invites-trump-mexico/
>>58916414
dota is shit
>>58916569
YOUR SHITTTT
>>58902521
link to said video?
>>58916414
>>58916588
dota is a shitty game because of the community
Private games with friends who are competent and of equivalent skill can be fun
>>58911952
its too late you have to kill him
>>58911952
this is easy
whore your GF's sweet pussy out to them for cash and make them start having meth and whore parties all the time. Soon enough they'll run out of money and get evicted
>>58916767
build the wall paco
>>58911952
Buy weed maybe once or twice from him and he'll probably leave you be
If he sees you as a potential source of revenue he'll be less likely to fuck with you
Our media here is constantly shitting on Trump. Why are they so buttblasted?
>>58917565
Same reason the lefty American media is buttblasted. They're crazy lefties.
Weird things he says will sell paper though, you think they'd want him for better ratings.
>>58916198
we always have wildfires, but it's usually just camp grounds or tiny communities that get evacuated. normally they keep a handle on them.
but yes, this years winter/ spring was dry and very warm so the forests are perfect tinder. it's been very windy, which is what made that one get out of control. Fort McMurry is also in the middle of no where so lacks resources to fight something that big.
>>58917730
Lefty media isn't buttblasted, they WANT Trump to win so that they rip on him on a daily basis and get sales from retarded libcucks who think they're contributing to progressivism by supporting these low-brow "news" outlets.
>>58914753
18,000 here lads
HI /cum/-chan !!!~
>>58917077
if i buy it once he's gonna keep hitting me up. all my old dealers used to call me if i didn't stop in once a week or so.
someone explain to me why someone in their right mind would vote for hillary over trump? do they not have any idea who she is or something?
>>58918737
stop pretending they're not both shit. what about trumps policy do you actually like?
>>58918770
I don't even like trump, but I'd rather choose him over snakelady
>>58918716
Sounds like you have unusual dealers then
When I used to have contacts I would have to contact them first.
>>58918770
he's the underdog, senpai. he's different.
>>58918704
fucking kill yourself holy shit
>>58918917
yeah that was a small town i guess, dealers didn't have more than 10-20 customers. and this is a big city, maybe its different out here.
>>58918923
and he loves hispanics. does hilary? i think not.
>>58919089
Hillary "Inner City Minorities Literally Don't Have A Conscience" Clinton
rip /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI
Why did porn music use to be so awesome?
>>58919089
>Advertising your restaurant while appealing to a demographic as the Republican nominee for president
That fucking madman
>>58921243
Porn music sucks, nothing's worse in porn when the sound of sex is not heard because some shitty music
>>58921755
he's also eating on an image of his ex wife in a bikini
#comfy
7eleven
>>58921888
Nice feet
sup guys
>>58921807
You suck
>>58921957
y-you too
Do you guys care to help me figure out where to live? I don't want to hijack the thread for it though, so I made my own
>>58921519
>>58903003
Live in detroit for a week and ask that question again.
I support Trump but I like Mexico.
>mexicANO
http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Mexican-Congresswoman-Declares-War-on-Memes-20160504-0052.html
>>58922628
I support Trump too and I'm a Mexico, holy shit what a coincidence!
>>58922792
ikr I wish Tump hated C*nada instead of Mexico τbh
>>58922892
This
Fuck Canada
>>58922892
Trump does not hate Mexico, he hates that our corrupt politicians let illegals in for corporate and mexican profit.
>Fuck Canada
What are some good country singers/songs?
Thanks for keeping Wilders safe, small guys.
>>58923235
I'd tell you, but since you decided to be a cunty faggot you can go fuck yourself you fat Turk.
>>58922892
>>58922938
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>58923274
Wilders and the seven dwarfs.
>>58923295
LMAO im asking the Americans not the Canacucks
>>58923347
there's no such thing as "good country singers/songs" sorry to disappoint you
>>58923347
>LMAO I'm a fat greasy Mediterranean shitskin
fuck off greasopolis
>>58923235
Do willy nelson and johnny cash count as country music?
There don;t seem to be enough ford or john deer plugs for them to be country.
