japs out edition
cara
thermidor
FOY
wew lads
think inflatable butt plugs are my new favourite toy
>>58870802
enjoyed this post
Normans out
Kyary
someone make a proper anglo-saxon thread
>>58870878
Do you put em in your butt and then blow them up?
>>58870897
I do that too
>>58870878
please be in a borough of london
>>58870794
You shouldn't think like that, you deserve better. The only way to describe what she is doing is "cruel".
the only bernie i'd vote for
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Goetz
>>58870942
yeah, feels great having them get bigger and bigger inside you
>>58870954
london borough of carlisle sorry mate
>>58870574
>>58870844
>>58870886
Renewing Trident would cost about 30% of the total defence budget every year between 2018-2032 and will mean we can no longer fund at least 5000 soldiers we currently have bringing us down to an army of 60k total
>Our proposal uses a British-built version of the new US B61-12 thermonuclear bomb being developed for NATO, delivered by the UK’s forthcoming F-35 Joint Strike Fighters operating from land bases and from the Royal Navy’s new carriers. The weapons would be based in existing facilities at RAF Marham, Norfolk and RAF Honington, Suffolk, removing all nuclear weapons from Scotland in the process.
>Dual-role systems offer two clear advantages. First, the nuclear mission could free-ride on much of the capital and operating costs of the conventional forces. It would significantly reduce costs.
Gives us a two pronged approach, land ands at sea (using the new carriers) while being cheaper
>>58870900
I'm a right wing racist misogynist
and I think Britain is an absolute shithole
checkmate lefty
>>58870951
Look really cool?
>>58870897
Would enter a meaningful relationship with desu
>>58870951
be a Japanese girl?
>>58870894
>tfw probably descended from normans
it's gotta be old blood though.
No Irish
No Dogs
No Blacks
all that is, is metaphor
>>58870878
lüd
>>58870993
big fan of bums
>>58870971
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola wars, I can't take it anymore
>>58870999
>>58871009
wear sunglasses so people can't tell i'm drunk, high, dead and asleep at the same time
>>58870881
enjoyed this post
>>58871052
big fan of u
>>58871032
>No Dogs
rasheed
paki mayour
>I'm a right wing racist misogynist
>and I think Britain is an absolute shithole
>checkmate lefty
fuck everyone in this thread
>>58871012
>no blacks
unlucky brits
I am genuinely racist
>>58870995
yea I'm sure you are
I know your types
I bet you love that old hag in Buckingham Palace too
blasting some absolute TUNES and getting WANKERED
haha lads! lads! look at meeeeeeeeeeeee !
watching old kids shows is pretty comfy
sigh
I honestly think native brits are just jealous of us Muslims.
If you live in a multicultural area and spot a flash new Merc or Audi, ever notice how it's always a muslim brother behind the wheel?
>>58870989
>removing all nuclear weapons from Scotland in the process
Good idea desu
Anything that means the jock no longer has the whip hand over the Englishman
>>58871110
Not exactly love but I respect her as a better representative of the country than muh Obama/Trump/Hillary
>>58871118
I've noticed it's always a Sikh/Hindu
>>58871118
yeah and the police behind them
>>58870989
>Fighter dropped nuclear bomb vs SLBM
This has to be a shitpost.
>>58871222
kek
>>58871096
(you)
>>58871201
I'm not even a woman
how the fuck can you even begin to thing an unelected person is somehow better than an elected official???
>>58870989
>an army of 60k
Cameron is as big of a traitor as Blair.
party at my house right NOW
bring your willies!
>>58871295
what if I don't own one?
>>58871236
Fuck off you idiot we're allied with France and the USA we need to minimum nuclear deterrent possible
Why do you want the army, Navy and air force to either away and to have to fire soldiers from our already small army you paki?
imagine if the united kingdom actually nuked a country
>>58870989
dumbest idea I have ever heard. The F-35 is much too short-legged tom deliver a strategic level response and will offer a much, much reduced capability. The F-35 can't even reach Moscow!
that's without going into how much more vulnerable it would be to counterforce than SLBMs
need a qt right wing gf
night lads :3 x
american girls
>>58871118
They actually just hire the flashy cars for the day and rive around the city purely to show off. Nobody has an inferiority complex as bad as pakis.
just got this from the gf
>>58871295
good advice
>>58871118
yeah and it's a short term hire car, because pakis and wogs are much more susceptible to conspicuous consumption as a form of compensation for their racial inferiority. same reason blacks are associated with bling and they riot over air jordans.
and re: pakis in audis
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/29/third-man-dies-after-horrific-audi-car-crash-in-manchester-5848699/
other than australia haha
>>58871370
the other lad got a new pic, can you get one too?
>>58871317
>Why do you want the army, Navy and air force to either away and to have to fire soldiers from our already small army you paki?
>implying implications he did not imply
>Ah yes, I'll call him a paki. That will surely convince him!
>>58871317
Yep, this is a shitpost.
>>58871307
fannies welcome too but not too many
▲ SLG (SlagPosting) +11.2%
▲ ANI (AnimePosting) +5.4%
▼ FEL (Feels) -2.7%
▲ POP (KPop) +78.4%
We should abolish the armed forces
>>58871271
Don't worry, I also fell for the democracy meme.
She sits on the throne so that nobody else can. She chooses not to use her sovereign power so that nobody else can abuse that power. It's unintuitive but it's by far the best system in reality
Really need a nice babymetal to absolutely drill my face with her ass
>>58871332
might have to nuke spain just to see
it's far enough away that we won't get any fallout, but close enough to study the effect
>Yep, this is a shitpost.
>>58871467
literal nonce
>>58871411
Did you read the post lmao?
If we renew Trident it's less money towards the army, Navy and air force as defence spending will remain constant
Trying using common sense before bashing out posts with your chubby digits
>>58871411
He's just shitposting. It's sad that that is actually how anti-Trident people think though, they are truly stupid people.
jackpot
>>58871447
Paksheed
>>58871510
The nuclear deterrent has never come out the defence budget
>>58871468
>nuking our favourite holiday resort
That would be silly
>Thanks for taking me out to dinner anon
What do?
>>58871443
Paki.
>>58871364
my gf
just saw some frozen water in my 4 degree fridge
>science is real
>>58871523
true, bound to be some valuables in her purse
>I would rather we spend all our money on nukes so we have a tiny army and when the revolution comes nobody can defend against it
Rasheeds out
>>58871464
What a pathetic argument
don't even try and speak to me again
not even sure why I came to /brit/
>>58871580
>frozen water
you mean ice?
>>58870989
>30% of the total defence budget
It's £3bn a year m8, that's a complete lie
>>58871558
turn 360 degrees and bum her
>>58871468
Why would we nuke our colony?
Nah, it would be more fun to nuke *rgentina.
Is the production quality of College Humor videos going up?
>>58871585
or we could keep our current conventional force levels and not reduce our nuclear forces to a joke level.
Why are normies so fucking retarded? Why did this idiot get a refund?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/uber-taxi-first-timer-shocked-11284562
had a chuckle at this
>>58871514
Trident is a waste of money.
The status quo is that we don't need our own deterrent. We should get rid of Trident but maintain the capability to develop nuclear weapons until such a time the need arises.
>>58871558
Be a darling and get the check for us love xxx
*scampers away with a belly full of Chink food*
Looks like I need to make another pilgrimage lads
>>58871552
Renewing Trident does, it would be 30% of the total minjstry of defence equipment budget between 2018 and 2032
Fresh rosy just dropped lads
Want to bend her over
>>58871614
>>58871552
Now why did you have to bring that up? I wanted him to keep spouting his insanity, completely unaware of that little fact.
>>58871676
don't we all la
>>58871558
give her £3000 and ask for a hug
>>58871664
>>58871634
Wrong
You give her a hug and say goodbye
>>58871586
Could you be any more buttblasted right now
Too many fucking neckbeards and faggots on /brit/ now. Hope some of you die.
>>58871640
No because we need to RENEW Trident which requires extra money
We aren't keeping what we currently have, that's the point of the debate
>>58871639
>Watching College Humor
>>58871663
>We should get rid of Trident but maintain the capability to develop nuclear weapons until such a time the need arises
>sir, the Russians have launched! We have ten minutes!
>ah, I suppose it's time to restart our nuclear weapons programme!
IM A CAPITALIST!!!!!
GET THAT THRU YOUR TICK SKULLS
>>58871709
wish I could be as cool as you >.<
>>58871740
exceedingly good post
>>58871500
they are all literally sixteen or older
>>58871676
wew
>le russian bogeyman meme
>>58871740
>>58871747
Ghost is that you?
*collapses tower of empty beer cans*
>>>/mu/64583181
>>58871675
>equipment budget
Key word there is 'equipment' you fucking mong. The equipment budget has fuck all to do with maintaining manpower.
>>58871785
>le German bogeyman meme
bf just sent me this
>>58871614
It's still water you donut
>>58871659
I love how the half-breed kids are always Eliot Rodgers in these comics.
What is UBER exactly?
>>58871843
GET HIM JANNY
>>58871854
donut call me that
>Looking at oneitis' Facebook
>First black president
>First female president
The president after Hillary will have to be interesting
£5 bet it will be the first gay/asian president
>>58871877
taxi service
>>58871843
>garter belt with elastic stockings
tell him he's a moron
>>58871877
Rape simulator
political pepe lad you in here?
>>58871843
not safe for work webm
>le logical fallacy bogeyman meme
>never have to use our nuclear deterrent
>ie, it works
>'we no longer need it'
policy idea: nuke south africa, they literally couldn't do shit
pussies
>>58871740
Trident isn't the only nuclear delivery system you fucking idiot, fuck off
>>58871825
Nick Harvey MP in the house of Commons mentioned it would require 6000 less soldiers bringing the army down to 60k
>>58871943
Business idea: pretend that we're renewing Trident
>>58871843
MOAR
>>58871843
Laughing and wanking at the same time
I'm skinnyfat. I tried bulking recently to get buff just got fat even though my diet was great and i was consistent and ate a surplus.
If i just cut down to 1500 calories and continue lifting without cardio will i lose the fat?
>>58871964
You're really dedicated to your bait.
>>58871983
>he actually believes Trident ever existed
>>58872003
SS + GOMAD
>Gary Lineker used to look like this
What happened? surgery?
>>58871913
Go on.
>>58872009
>everyone who doesn't agree with my idiotic opinion is baiting
>tfw no affectionate sissy bf to service me sexually and cuddle
>>58872035
>>58872003
This desu. Gotta eat big to get big
wew
gf just e-mailed me this
>>58871814
oh my~
show starts in an hour
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/05/04/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-257
>>58872061
Right babe?
>>58871964
>Trident isn't the only nuclear delivery system you fucking idiot, fuck off
No, but it's the only decent one for our needs.
>it would require 6000 less soldiers bringing the army down to 60k
First off, because it comes from the equipment budget, not the overall budget. Secondly, the Army currently stands at c. 110,000 soldiers, so even if it did require a 6,000 cut in manpower it would be nowhere near 60k.
Caught up with the Kyary chan tumblr lads
>>58872037
shat on pitch
>>58871740
>implying that would happen
>implying the Americans aren't our deterrent
>>58872037
>Ancient Egyptians used to look like this
What happened?
>>58872079
WOMAN'S BRA!!
>>58872085
me lying on the bed
>>58871960
>>58872102
Why do you lads even need nukes if the yanks are your allies?? so unnecessary lol
>>58872085
thats extremely gay
>>58872089
Hes back? is it as good as it used to be? Dont know whether to listen to it or wait for some memer to make a video
>>58872136
Christ
I've only had my car since Saturday and I only went into uni yesterday and I've already done 95 miles
>>58871558
Wake up ;_;
>>58872089
I keep seeing threads about this on /pol/. What exactly is it?
More twink webms
>>58872145
lad
>>58872102
There aren't 110k soldiers in the army though
Trident isn't the only decent one for our needs, our needs are the minimum nuclear deterrent not Trident - repeating it doesn't make it true
people should only be allowed to form opinions for practicality's sake desu
people should be dedicated reaching consensuses, not being open minded until they find the flavor of worldview they like.
>>58872102
Stop replying to him, he just wants (you)s.
>>58872175
To scare those argie cunts into staying away from our Malvinas, is why.
>>58872085
I sent you that in private :\\
>>58872276
Stopping replying means you can't counter my argument and i've won
we shall sea
>>58872085
Genuinely looks underage desu. Slightly disturbed
>>58872175
>implying Big Dave isnt planning to go FOY and nuke the Yanks on his last day
>enjoy doing this thing where i squirt lube into my arse then squeeze it out and let it drip over my body
>filled myself up with some lube
>swung my legs over my head
>go to squirt it out
>when i put it in i must have let a load of air in because i ripped a gigantic fart
>at the end of the fart the lube fired out of me like a rocket and into the air just before landing on my face
>managed to shut my eyes just in time
>went to the mirror and opened my eyes
>face was covered in mostly shit mixed with a bit of lube
bit grim even for me i must admit
>>58872232
>ywn be so alpha that women everywhere have your name on their undies
>>58871637
>wanting to nuke the falklands
>>58872245
>There aren't 110k soldiers in the army though
80k regular, 30k reserve. Stop spouting off about shit you know nothing about.
>needs are the minimum nuclear deterrent not Trident
A bomb slung underneath an F-35 (that can't even reach Moscow on a good day with the wind behind it, let alone make it back) is not a minimum deterrent, it's a bad joke.
>>58872175
With that logic why do we even need a military? Why do we need a government? Why do we need anything?
might have a wank to myself in the mirror
>>58872367
>reservists aren't soldier
m8...
>>58872204
The threads about to die ;_;
crying irl
>>58872336
holy fuck. kill yourself
>>58872035
>>58872061
No i did eat big, i had 3000 calories every day and that was mainly chicken rice pasta steak fish etc...
And i got stronger but mainly fatter.
>>58872367
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201415/cmhansrd/cm150120/debtext/150120-0002.htm
>All those things will be on the table and wrestled over in agony this summer. In addition, paper exercises are already being done looking at what an Army of just 60,000 would look like, because of the financial crunch that the Department will face. Yet, for some reason, keeping a nuclear deterrent going at the level we thought necessary at the height of the cold war in 1980 gets an automatic bye and is assumed to be beyond debate. Nobody even wants to put it on the table and debate it alongside those other things that are there to mitigate the dangers that our own security assessment said in 2010 are first-league threats that we face here and now
Sick of you spouting off about shit you know nothing about.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/danny-healyrae-on-climate-change-god-above-is-in-charge-of-the-weather-and-we-cant-do-anything-about-it-34685561.html
this man speaks the truth
>>58872385
yes they are. They deploy on operations alongside regular soldiers all the time.
>>58872031
>mfw french and british subs carrying so-called """""nukes"""" crash in to each other
>>58872061
Just want to know if i can lose the fat with just lifting and eating at a calorie deficit without cardio
>>58872367
Stop
Replying
To
The
Shitposter
>>58872382
>There are people who actually believe that
>>58872382
so much this
who /anarchist/ here?
>>58871919
Not him, but he hasn't responded to my emails either
>>58872453
need my face in that crack NOW
imagine the adrenaline rush of a suicidal jump from beachy head
>>58872453
What does ass even taste like besides sweat and flesh?
>he thinks russia won't shoot down the nukes
>>58872545
shit
>>58872382
You need a military to defend your land, nukes wont make that any easier.
>Why do we need a government? Why do we need anything?
not even gonna dignify this irrelevant question with an answer
>>58872541
really makes you think
>24 degrees tomorrow
>>58872521
>>58872382
>>58872499
it's true. the US has enough resources to look after all of NATO.
the only reasons we have to preserve our own is 1. because we're buying it from the yanks and 2. it shows solidarity and doesn't give the game away (that we're leaching off their military security )
>>58872545
salty coins
>>58872545
>he's never eaten butt before
>>58872490
Fuck off you melt just because you can't counter an argument doesn't make you right
I found a job for Ribena
>>58872438
>Yet, for some reason, keeping a nuclear deterrent going at the level we thought necessary at the height of the cold war in 1980
It isn't though you fucking prat. The deterrent is far smaller now than it was then.
>In addition, paper exercises are already being done looking at what an Army of just 60,000 would look like
Paper exercises are conducted constantly for all sorts of eventualities.
And I'd still like to know what you consider a minimum deterrence is.
rosie jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JwJpP5Zzw
Thanks. Please let me know if this helped you and in what way.
My name is…
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G
want a hairy gf
>>58872586
>>58872643
That's illegal
Women are naturally submissive no matter what they tell you.
Is it any surprise that whenever a country gets invaded, the women stay and take on whatever culture takes over.
Just look at all the women in Sweden etc marrying Muslims and wearing hijabs.
This is why you don't give women positions of power, no matter how fedora or edgy it sounds (apart from Maggie)
>>58872643
I'm transasian. can I apply?
>>58872652
Uh, uh-uh, ooooh
Welcome to paradise
Now, leave all your worries and
other TV shows behind baby
It's time for Aqua TV Show Show
[Frylock] Aqua TV Show Show
[M Shake] Aqua TV Show Show
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I said Aqua TV Show Show
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I said Master Shake, Frylock, my little homey Meatwad
Lotus on the beats, yeah we heavy in the streets
Yeah we got the whole planet in the palm of our hands though
So give thumbs up for the Aqua TV
Ian Nacho is on lads
>>58872643
>TV production
He was filming those Polish girls
>>58872586
Going fishing with Dad tomorrow, excellent if it is warm desu
>>58872695
come on
>Women are naturally submissive no matter what they tell you.
>Is it any surprise that whenever a country gets invaded, the women stay and take on whatever culture takes over.
>Just look at all the women in Sweden etc marrying Muslims and wearing hijabs.
>This is why you don't give women positions of power
>>58872557
Really hope not tbqh
>>58872645
Recently declassified government definition of minimum deterrence developed to deter the Soviets in the late Cold War: This minimum requirement was defined as the ability to destroy 10 Soviet cities other than Moscow or Leningrad, or to deliver 30 warheads against Soviet targets. Given that this would result in several million casualties
>>58872643
honestly wonder if I could get this job
my mum's parents are mixed race, so she is mixed. My dad is white, but I have had people ask me why I'm brown
>>58872678
>apart from Maggie
Oh fuck off this was nearly a good post
>>58872577
>Nukes don't help defending your land
You can't answer it because it proves just how stupid your question is.
having inner struggles about whether or not hitler was right again lads
>>58872761
t. coal miner
This game is boring as shit lads
>>58872761
>Even in death Thatcher is still triggering people
Master Shake, he's a genius!
(read this in Meatwad's voice)
mate has moved to southampton and invited me down
need to work a visit to hayley in to my trip
Am I welcome here laddsu?
>>58872590
You're an idiot with terrible reading comprehension, but then you do have that flag.
>>58872811
Never trust jap
>>58872746
>This minimum requirement was defined as the ability to destroy 10 Soviet cities other than Moscow or Leningrad, or to deliver 30 warheads against Soviet targets. Given that this would result in several million casualties
Yes, and you can't do that with the earlier proposal of bombs under F-35s.
>>58872811
every race and ethnicity is welcome here m8
>>58871455
When it comes to news, comment and analysis, the FT offers something different. I invite you to try the Financial Times. You will not be disappointed.
>>58872765
would happily clean the poo stains off her bikini bottoms
>>58872829
>Masterchef
>serving street food to ugly impatient mexicans
lol
