One of these two will be the next PM edition
cara
Need any help, /brit/? :-{D
https://youtu.be/BDmVABJwfkk
Kyary
>esoteric
Pooey Lynx Lad here, ask me anything
Quote this post if you fucking hate pakis
>>58873582
bish bash boom
maisie
Would anybody like to join my new religion?
>ywn be shipped out to india to help expand the great anglo empire and shag a load of indian girls then go back to england and marry a local qt from your village and pretend none of it ever happened
how does it feel knowing you'll be working for me one day
@58873627
not very tolerant of you
>>58873576
This > Trident renewal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7IVfviwyM
Tory majority in Wales confirmed
>>58873582
good post
>>58873627
>>>Pol
>>58873576
>>58873582
>>58873615
>>58873616
>>58873619
>>58873627
>>58873631
>>58873646
>>58873655
>>58873672
>>58873675
>>58873686
>>58873691
>>58873703
You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
>>58873627
What's wrong with them? They make good food.
>>58873740
All you need to do is believe in yourself xxx
who you voting for tomorrow lads?
plaid cymru here
>>58873675
Yeah dying of malaria in some shithole or getting bayonetted sounds boss
I feel Unknown
The City of Poochester
>The City of Poochester
The City of Poochester
>The City of Poochester
The City of Poochester
>The City of Poochester
The City of Poochester
>The City of Poochester
My name is…
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G
>>58873615
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjHI7dZUjo
What do ?
won a competition for a 3 course meal at a 2 michelin starred restaurant, it's for 2 people but i've got nobody to go with
anyone in north london tomorrow?
most handsome british man
wish i had a paki gf
We're being attacked
>>58873703
response from last thread:
It's an interesting read for sure, but it is very flawed. It uses the best case scenario to make his arguments, in some cases to a fairly ridiculous extent. When describing the strike ability of the F-35 force he doesn't make any concessions for those aircraft that would be deployed as part of conventional commitments, such as over central Europe in the event of a war. Given that this would in reality take up a huge amount of the available F-35 fleet (and so also ignoring combat losses prior to a nuclear exchange etc), it's a VERY optimistic report. It also doesn't take into consideration the survivability of the associated tanker fleet, which would have to operate over contested airspace for prolonged periods.
I'll expand on it a bit as well: if the point of this is to make cost savings, converting the Queen Elizabeth class to CATOBAR and building 5 more Astutes and 4 more frigates would eat into those cost savings very quickly.
Ahh yes ANOTHER Madrid derby CL final
>>58873757
spoiler alert: joffrey is a bit of a twat
>>58873703
The only non-stupid parts of that is an expansion of the current forces number and the removal of the moronic ramp on the carriers and B variant joke. Everything else is stupid.
>tfw came to Asia with no jabs and haven't got Malaria or typhoid yet
Feels good man. Did have a few cuts go a funny yellow colour and got a bit worried but they seem to have healed normally now
>>58873842
bit shit
What a shitty game
What do you have to say now Poleaboo?
>>58873891
youre going to die
>>58873755
Lasheed.
>>58873839
In response to the last bit, that's already costed into the savings
>>58873839
nice bait post
> tfw a new /brit/ is made and all the teenagers spam their shit memes and song lyrics
>>58873860
yes.
>>58873781
Many of our cities end with "chester", you need to be more specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZHHmyFhp6M
Need a willy gf
Is that lad who's mum is a proper slag in here? Aha
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>58873886
The point is to reduce nuclear capabiltity because we don't need it, this is to fit in with 1978 government recommendations for minimum nuclear deterrent
>>58873968
are we joining a cult or not?
>walk into room
>get this reaction
>>58873715
I just watched a Welshman herd ducks for five fucking minutes
Bitch you thirsty, please grab a Sprite
My Crips lurkin', don't die tonight
I just want to dance wit' you, baby
Just don't move too fast, I'm too crazy
Man down, down the ave and get shaded
Take a nigga mind off that
We can dip, fuck in the whip, slide right back
In the function, one wrong word, start bustin'
Put that on my Yankee hat
I'm a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap
Where the ladies at? Where the hoes? Where the bitches?
Every real nigga know the difference
Bandana brown like the dope daddy shootin' in the kitchen
Real Norfside nigga, never went to Poly, Wilson or Cabrillo
Cocaine color of a creole
T-scrap movin' for the d-lo, what he know?
>>58873792
I like your booty, but I'm not gay.
hello? hello? i cant have done it AGAIN?
>>58873992
The one with the football club
HAXBALL
A
X
B
A
L
L
>>58874051
I think you missed this cryptic post
>>58872321
>>58874026
If you want x
>>58874094
i did sea it but i woz tulate
tulate shakur they call me
>>58874022
>>58873940
fair enough about the costing bit, but my main criticism is still valid. Another point is his assumption that the F-35 deterrent could achieve a similar number of sorties to the V-Bomber force, which is very, very wrong because the F-35 fleet would have a much greater number of different taskings.
Might quit my job and go and live in the mountains
>>58873839
It's interesting because doing what they say would limit us to only being able to nuke European cities, which would be the range of the F35 as opposed tot he global reach of the SLBM.
Never mind the countermeasures and interceptors against a fighter being considerably more effective than an SLBM.
It's asinine.
Proper pissed off that people are actually voting to remain in the eu and sell their country to the Germans so that they can have a cheaper gap year desu
>>58874156
>>58874127
*steals joke*
never walked into a room full of girls you normie twats
>>58874161
Tbf if not having enough plans is the issue why couldn't you spend a few billion on more planes and still be saving billions in total
she's right
>>58874173
Ahh yes, the famous mountains of Grimsby
>>58874022
>because we don't need it
This is wrong.
>london is literally about to elect an islamic extremist to mayor
disgusting
>>58874208
can penises get into the uterus part?
Can I get in trouble if I suspect someone might be planning a major crime and don't do anything about it?
>>58873930
Nah it's all good now boyo. I was stupid though, fell over drunk and got cuts in my arm and feet. But then kept swimming in the sea, swimming pools and lakes and didn't put any plasters on so they weren't able to heal and got infected
Oh well that's in the past now I survived
>>58874057
You're really a Spaceball, you know that.
>>58874263
the first one to show some self awareness lol
how can anyone defend london after they elect a literal terrorist?
need trump over here to build a wall around the m25
>>58874263
>getting a hammer and sickle tattoo on your arse
absolutely howling. can you imagine how much shes gonna regret that when she finally gets over this commie meme?
Might have some ice cream and chocolate sauce mmmmmmmm
my cat is still asleep on my bed
I still need to put my duvet and shit on
REE
Master Shake, he's a genius!
(read this in Meatwad's voice)
>>58874275
You can put your penis inside whatever you want.
>>58874239
Because a plain based nuclear capacity isn't a deterrent and is an extra to an existing force, not something you rely on.
This isn't about money, this is about capacity and they are so scarily naive in their assumptions.
>no armenia gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaSSU1ZEYXw
DIONAURS
god is a metaphor that illuminates existence
>>58874313
I did not know that
Wanna grab a pint?
>>58874239
Then you're getting towards not actually saving that much
It still runs into the problem that the support needed to get the planes to task is quite simply very vulnerable. Tankers operating over contested airspace are just asking to be shot down.
Love it when loser capitalist white men buy me Capital by Karl Marx bitch I'm taking you down via revolution thanks to your present
How do you pronounce "Alain Ouacq-Barre" guys ?
Went 120mph on my bike today
nearly got blown off by the wind
m8 thinks hes the sickest cunt ever on EU4 yet every single time we play together he ends up fucking up his country and basically having to end the playthrough because he cant continue
>>58874386
you posted this earlier you fucking cunt FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58874266
So you know better than the UK government during the cold war about our minimum nuclear need?
>>58874352
Post cat
>>58874363
t. rapist
>>58873703
Yes, Prime Minister
>>58874458
spoiler alert: she dies
>>58874022
A cold war government making these claims is unimaginable unless their plan is to rely entirely on the yanks as the actual deterrent. Not even the V force would have worked as a sole deterrent.
They lack the range to work as an actual deterrent and the less said about the vulnerability and manpower the better.
A plane based system only works if it is entirely for show and you are just relying on the yanks.
These "masterchefs" are a bit shit desu
>>58874455
ALLAHU AKBAR
we could be industrialising the moon right now...
>>58874291
Good question actually.
If someone admits to a priest in confession that they are going to murder someone and the priest doesn't tell the police, because they obviously can't, can the priest be prosecuted?
>>58874472
>reognising my posts from 12 hours ago
m8, you need to get out more
the lush life giving me a rush
>>58874558
Exactly. I thought you wouldn't get it because of the accent.
"Alain Ouacq-Barre" sounds like a breton name.
>>58874616
loooove her
>>58874186
>>58874516
>So you know better than the UK government during the cold war about our minimum nuclear need?
The point of contention is that the proposals in the 'retiring trident' paper do not meet this minimum need, and any claim that they do is based on highly optimistic assumptions about the durability of such a force.
>>58874338
You can't. London is lost and they are actively electing in a caliphate.
Only someone living in a dream world can be deluded enough to think nothing of it.
>>58874463
>playing eu4
>not superior CK2
Pleb detected
>>58874612
That is some paranormal activity right there
>>58874616
second time is one too late
>>58874356
Commence tha jigglin'.
>>58874685
Just carpet bomb East London Harris-style and you will be fine
remember the london underground song lads
Why do you call the gas expelled by the anus a "fart" ?
>>58874419
Can a yank handle a whole pint, or are you just having a shandy?
To the pub!
wife's son said if i didn't let him have a party he'd say i was cheating on her
Subway or chippy or wog and go lads?
>>58874768
why do you call it a pet
Cute webm here
>>58874667
What exactly is your reasoning on how they don't meet the minimum requirement?
>>58874612
Which also means you need to get out more because you were here 12 hours ago too
>>58874797
Chippy. Get a battered jumbo sausage and curry sauce
black people are really ugly
Kind of feel sorry for them
>>58874589
We could have been colonising the Moon in the 80s' if the money was there.
The finances are the only obstacle, the technology has been there for decades.
>>58874855
black people are more moral than white people
>>58874817
Because pets fart a lot. Especially bulldogs and pigs.
>>58874840
I went to work inbetween. Saw a tiger pooing
>>58874522
>>58874768
Allow me to explain.
The f is an onomatopoeia for the "ffff"
sound when you fart. The Anglos considered this a form of art, hence why it is called a "f-art"
>>58874873
Ah yes
Stealing water at a marathon, how moral
>>58874878
So could the other person
>>58874876
thats not the etymology of the french word for it
>>58874862
>standard supply runs to the ISS routinely fail and/or blow up
But we totally landed on the moon in the 60s a week before the Russians
>>58874772
Nigga, I'll drink you under the table
I grew up with the IPAs and American Imperial Stouts
Your 3% abv lagers go down like water
I say we emerge from pure chaos by stochastic processes
>>58874915
>the ones affected my white society
>>58874936
>IPAs
Shit choice in Ale there
>>58874936
>>58874664
So the paper itself acknowledges that the paper is flat out stupid, then what is the point in this back and forth?
I have been saying this from the start.
>>58874936
>>58874772
>>58874419
>because America uses the US customary system their pints are only 473ml while our imperial pints are 568
>a week before the Russians
what did he mean by this?
>>58874835
>>58874664
That's it, the paper acknowledges it is wrong, argument over.
how are you dressed lads?
>>58874893
Minor league kek, not bad
want posters on this site who dont read file names to fuck off to reddit
>>58874919
Yes it is. And is my japanese friend right ? >>58874893
You consider the fart as an art ?
reminder that the USSR actually won the space race
>>58875018
>>58875060
>He didn't even read it
>>58874981
Too hoppy for you laddy?
>>58875069
Just in boxers
>>58875086
Nobody but yanks denies it
>>58875080
>french for pet is pet
don't believe you
>>58875086
Mad that Yanks actually deny this
It's like doing a penathlon, losing the first four events but winning the 5th and then claiming you won
>>58875153
need the uncensored version
>>58874797
Chippy lad. Why even consider giving Subway a penny after they embraced islam with the whole forcing halal and stop selling pork thing?
>>58875069
Dark green velvet slippers, grey flannel trousers, white shirt, green velvet smoking jacket.
>>58875230
>whole forcing halal and stop selling pork thing?
do you live in london or bradford or something?
This literally hasn't happened
>guy's dad dies
>now I have to work his weekend
Fucking selfish desu
>>58875230
Nah it was embracing the free market
Only a few subways in areas with more demand for it went halal
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3573199/Russia-offers-person-FREE-land-long-frozen-wastelands-country-s-Far-East.html
Time flee Europe lads, new white colony in russia
kebab and curry quintessential british food
>>58875069
oipolloi-catalogue
>>58875254
There's quite a few halal ones
Went to one recently next to the bull ring in Birmingham and it was halal
At least one halal one in Nottingham
They're all over the country
Okay lads, I admit it. I buy my groceries at Waitrose and M&S.
>>58875327
>Birmingham
obviously it's going to be halal
>>58874928
Chemical rockets are retarded and we have had significantly better capacity for decades. the nuclear test ban treaty just prevents their use.
Fucking hippies.
do i watch question time or play fifa?
hmmm, decisions.
>>58875343
>groceries
FOY
major problems:
yanks
benders
pakis
>>58875371
What happened to trannies?
Why can't we get a nuclear triad
>>58875366
>Wednesday
>QT
thoughts?
>>58874936
Americans drink beer in coke can sized cans.
I laugh at your shitty drinking abilities.
>>58875391
included in the bender category
>>58875400
oh wow.
thought it was on all day as well ffs
someone posted the panel earlier
>>58875366
Everyone on tonight is a no name
>>58875353
Yes, hippies are to blame.
Friday tomorrow lads
>>58875353
Well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME for not wanting another Chernobyl
>>58875394
Costs a fuck-ton and 2/3rds of it is irrelevant shite.
>>58875469
good meme
>>58875371
Don't see gypsies, and Chelsea fans listed there
>>58875343
>Not having Ocado deliver them for you
>>58875353
>how do you want your atmosphere senpai?
>>58875484
But India is getting one
whoever said peaky blinders starts again tonight, just found out it's tomorrow
absolutely fuming ngl
alri
>>58875469
OMG LOLS SO FUNNY HUMOR
XDDD
>>58875535
Well then, must be a good idea.
oy vey
Absolute madness how many people live in India/China
Imagine if they were all protesting how could the army do anything there's so fucking many of them guerilla war would be mad
>>58875353
freeman dyson also said that humans will ultimately evolve in clouds of iron dust
>>58875421
benders are an issue
>>58875554
i cant remember what happened at the end of season 2
>>58875425
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/638/1741/
Got one of those in the fridge
A 35oz jug o' beer famalam for only $3 too
>when you realise 9/11 was twenty five years ago
Lidl is getting pretty posh these days i think i saw a free range egg there the other day i mean what on earth lads i don't want a free range egg i just want a regular egg with all the hormones.
>>58875593
probably if they didn't live in caste societies . civil war would break out and a lot of them would be genocided to keep numbers down.
>>58875631
hasn't got a very good rating lad
i love how 9/11 will be defining our history when America commit such atrocities on a daily basis.
>>58875425
We drink beer in 330ml bottles you mong.
It's a good size imo.
>>58875626
he get's taken out to the field where they have dug a grave. one of the henchmen kill the other two and tells the main guy Churchill will be in contact
business idea: inject human sperm into an egg to create a homunculus
>>58875639
fuck off lisicki you fucking virgin
>>58875712
is that how you were born?
IMPOTENT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10121738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10121738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10121738
EMPOURTUNT
>>58875681
No, but it's not shitty either
What's there to expect from a $3 jug o' beer?
Like you lads that get the 10% polish beer
Trying the pulled pork subway lads will post review
>>58875727
G O O D
O
O
D
T W O
W
O
H O U R S
O
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>>58875693
>not getting a cheeky pint in with the lads
>Only ever pre-drinking
I pity you for within this mead I am euphoric
>>58875092
I didn't read it because it is stupid, but your image again proves that it is a stupid idea. The best case scenario combined with luck means that the range alone puts the plan in the bin.
Then when you take into consideration the hostile reception, the man hours needed, the fact that you would need a WW2 mass swarm of planes we don't have or have the capacity for in the current budget or that both carriers entire wing capacity can't manage in order to break through the enemies defences then the entire thing just goes right to the bin.
if we are using nukes, we aren't using them against third world goat fuckers with an AK, we are going up against the best that the first world has to offer, and we are the ones doing the attack, so have to face their defences.
I mean Christ, say china does rise as a power and all hell breaks loose resulting in a world war with them.
They have the largest airforce on Earth, It is the aerial equivalent of the Soviet spam in WW2.
We can't take that on with our plane capacity, we would have to increase our carriers and F25 order 20 times over to ensure a real chance at a nuclear delivery by fighter.
then there is the manpower needs and everything needed to support the logistical nightmare.
It is so unimaginably stupid.
How the fuck do I loot a paypal account without getting caught?
You can't buy bitcoin with paypal
I'm just going to have to order a load of sex toys to her home address if I can't steal the money for myself
>>58875765
I quite like it
what sauce did you get?
was a bit annoying with mine because all the pork was only on one side s m h
>>58875765
>hearty italian
dirty cunt
>>58875794
Southwest and mayo
>>58875756
poles make good beer though.
>>58875822
please be lying
>>58875254
They banned pork in over 200 shops lad, that isn't fear mongering.
i love how 9/11 will be defining our history when America commit such atrocities on a daily basis
>LMAO BRITS DRINK BEER IN TINY 568ml glasses
>Not drinking in 1 Litre steins
People like this exist, there are even some in this very thread.
>>58875790
You can't really
Dsigusting Israeli propaganda on BBC news right now
hope the local newsagents fucking goes out of business lads
just as i was about to open the door the fat slag who owns it fucking locks it, and it wasn't even 10, it was 10 to 10. mongy fuck.
Cat finally woke up
>>58875267
And it is also the free market for me to not give them money after they started to pander to the destruction of British culture.
Offering halal beside their normal menu is fine, banning pork and forcing halal on everyone is wrong.
might go back to slepp
>I don't work for the British Antarctic Survey
JDIMSA
>>58875833
No, why
>>58875816
Best bread
>>58875838
Eating pork in a subway right now
>>58875874
Fuck
So buy sex toys and send them to her home or do a giveaway on /b/?
>>58875929
BOATY MCBOATFACE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>58875790
give it all to charity.
>>58875915
Get a job you lazy feline dole monkey.
Had it up to here with these free-loading '''''pets'''''
>>58875785
>man hours
More jobs = popular
>budget
Already costed for, check earlier pictures - the point of this is that it does save money
This is intended to be a realistic policy for our actual current situation based on the minimum nuclear deterrent needed by the cold war UK government
We are allied with France and America, we aren't going to be going 1v1 against China in a nuclear war
>>58875948
Don't do it on /b/ they'll get it banned without doing anything
there are now four kinds of space - euclidean flat space, lobachevskian negatively curved space, riemannian (gaussian) positively curved space and fullerian synergistic space
How does /brit/ drink their vodka?
picking up my first car tomorrow
feel like i'm going to spend a lot of time in it
>>58875930
then you are in one of the ones that didn't pander to muslims and ban pork, what does that have to do with the fact that they did it in over 200 outlets?
>>58875994
pour in mouth and swallow
>>58875970
Bit of a risk since a charity is more likely to be sympathetic towards her and give a refund if she asks
>>58875987
Different board?
>>58875994
with orange juice and my fanny out
>>58876016
Any chaser? Or do you get the fancy french vodka?
>>58875785
>increase our carrier order over 20 times
No mate we wouldn't need 40 fucking aircraft carriers
In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due
I know
Watch my daddy in bed and tired
Watch his hair been turning gray
He's been working and slaving his life away
Oh yes, I know it
He's been working so hard
I've been working too babe
Every night and day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We gotta get out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
'Cause girl, there's a better life
For me and you
