tights and socks edition
cara
anime
>>58865350
>only get to sleep at 1am/2am
here's your first fucking issue you fucking mong
>get stoned
here's the second
Who /approachingtheir30s/ here?
Will be a Wizard as of September next year
anyone who posts during the 2 minute silence at 19:00 GMT is a rasheed
>>58865410
Fuck off grandad
bellend stinks of skips
Kyary
The latest shipment of doctors, engineers, and scientists has arrived at Dover lads
>tfw no british gf
may the 4th be with you guys xD
>>58865393
It's not like I'm actively choosing to go to bed at that time, I just can't sleep it.
And if I can't smoke weed then I will fucking kill myself, it's my one respite from this hellscape. You can't take that from me.
>>58865476
On the cross you go profligate
>>58865458
where even is the boat controls
>Self-proclaimed "Sharia Police" in Germany to stand Trial on the grounds of violating laws against wearing uniforms with political messages
why do people pretend chemtrails aren't a thing
>>58865476
what if weed is your hell?
You can sleep just don't fuck around on your phone in bed, just lie there for however long it takes each night
Is it gay if I wouldn't mind sucking and gagging on a nice sweaty salty cock?
Peterborough
>>58865458
Poleaboos mum is making pasta so he won't be getting a takeaway
can't wait lads
pineal gland will be thoroughly decalcified
>>58865476
>And if I can't smoke weed then I will fucking kill myself
ah, weed isn't an addiction though
>>58865521
If you take good care of your pineal you can (usually) negate their effects anyway.
>>58865512
Allah pushes the boat
>flatmate having a bbq
>she didn't invite me
>ground floor flat
>they keep walking past my window
>had to close my blinds
>sat in the dark on my own with the sound of laughter and chatting in the background
>mfw
>phone says "new voicemail"
>ring it
>"you have no messages"
Blogger who exposed voter fraud died right before primary
Voting-fraud activist Gary Welsh, who tipped off Infowars’ Wayne Madsen on Marco Rubio’s foam sex parties, was found dead leading up to the Indiana primary.
Police found Welsh’s body in an apartment complex stairwell in Indianapolis, Ind., on May 1 and quickly ruled it a “suicide.”
>>58865578
It's as addictive as the internet, 4chan, video games, porn, etc.
Is it just my Uni or is the library disproportionately full of black people but they just talk and dont work
>>58865592
Now is the time for the revolution lad
>>58865521
pineal calcification
>>58865607
what a loser
>the alphabet went shit after the letter H
oi political pepe lad you here? you never replied to my email last night fammo?
>>58865673
t. Harry
gf's bringing me a present from work lads
she wouldn't say what it is but apparently it's better than the scones I usually get
if god isn't real why is billy graham still alive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Graham
>>58865572
oh my, poor David. At least he has work. If he hadn't banged his PA he might be presenting the Olympics for the BBC or discussing a ball being kicked or thrown.
>>58865530
I highly doubt it is, I don't know I just like getting stoned at 10pm-ish and chilling for a bit, nothing wrong with that. I've been smoking it every single day for almost 2 years, no impact on me (yet).
That's what I do. I lie in bed and close my eyes and listen to ASMR for like an hour or two before I finally drift away
WTF I love kpop now?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
ffs i fucking hate this stupid router dns problems every day
A US design collective Third Mind Foundation has announced an international design competition to design a wall on the border between the US and Mexico, in response to ideas of border security floated in the US presidential debate.
The real-estate tycoon and leading candidate in the Republican Presidential Primaries, Donald Trump has proposed to tackle the issue of migration by building a wall along the US-Mexican border. The idea is nicknamed ‘The Great Wall of Trump.’ Trump has compared it to the Great Wall of China, promising for a more efficient, modern, and aesthetically pleasing solution – as well as noting that, at a little more than 1,000 miles, the proposed wall would be a fraction of the effort it took to build 13,000 miles of protective wall 2,500 years ago.
Now, in a unique twist, Third Mind Foundation, an art, architecture, and design collective, has launched a design competition to re-conceptualize the US-Mexico border wall. Under the title Building the Border Wall?, the competition is open and anonymous, with the first prize award of $5,000 for the entry that best tackles the practical and conceptual challenges of the proposal.
>>58865638
the revolution sparked by my suicide?
who is the next celebrity to die
It's time to get our revenge, lads.
>>58861720
>>58861720
>>58861720
>>58865720
>>58865727
>I've been smoking it every single day for almost 2 years, no impact on me (yet).
>I lie in bed and close my eyes and listen to ASMR for like an hour or two before I finally drift away
>>58865359
I came here for the tights and socks but I only found disappointment.
>>58865735
really want to go through that one in the middle like diarrhoea
There are about 300,000 people in the world aged 100+
149 of them are 110+
5 of them are 115+
The United Nations says that by 2050 there will be 2.2 million people in the world who are over 100.
>>58865766
I had this shit for a long time, was annoying as fuck then my internet just randomly stopped being a cunt and now I can actually download stuff without my internet disconnecting every 5 minutes.
>>58865458
"(take deep breath)*yells* ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIITE!"
>why yes, I do believe the letters X and Z are important components of the alphabet
>>58865735
>working class
Took a ton of etizolam last night and was late for work
>>58865359
Tights are top tier
>>58865894
no you are meant to wear them on your legs
reminder
>>58865428
>>58865428
>>58865835
Hope I'm one of them
>>58865806
Revenge for what? What did they do to us, lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>58865806
/brit/ is not your personal salami
>>58865920
whats it for
>>58865943
classic
>>58865941
we dindu nuffin lad
walk on
>>58865960
remembrance of the death in ww2
posting tights
>>58865960
Rotterdam
>>58864741
I wish she fucking did
I despise the whore for not aborting em when she had the chance
if we just put the royal navy in the mediterranean and sunk a few migrant ships and got a few border guards in the balkans to shoot any rasheeds passing through theyd stop coming overnight desu
>>58865982
I see a human
>>58865806
don't bring them over here
bait out the biggest redditor you know innit
>>58866007
It's too late.
>>58865634
rasheed
>>58865982
>Look up low risk insurance post codes so I know where to move to get cheap insurance
>Rent is always higher in these areas
Do the landlords know this and raise the prices on purpose?
exams are over lads
now its time to wank my willie and shitpost without feeling bad about it
>>58865982
Continue
>>58866065
Post celebratory bum pic
>>58865894
Poleaboo agrees
>>58866046
generally there's no pakis and chavs in low risk areas, and people who aren't a paki or a chav have more money
>>58866065
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
>gf keeps sending me pictures of herself like pic related even though I keep telling her to stop
I just don't want to objectify her, lads ;_;
>>58866102
I promised baby Jesus that I wouldn't be a boywhore anymore so I can't, sorry.
>>58866046
Troll?
Insurance is cheaper because it's a nicer area and nice people take care of their stuff and don't damage their neighbours' stuff.
>>58865727
The light from your computer is doing more to keep you awake than the pretty girl mumbling to herself is doing to put you to sleep.
>>58866144
oh... ok... :(
>>58866107
>>58866126
>>58866148
wow I gotta step my shitposting game up, you lads are way ahead of me
>>58866177
I'm not expert but they are definitely not a pair of tights
>>58866201
it's the same >girl though, silly
>>58866189
u should post ur BBC m8
Thighs >>>>>>>>> tights
>>58866237
Is her name tights?
>>58866238
I was silent when it was 19:00 in my timezone.
Not my fault you Brit boys are in the past.
>>58866264
no it's katya
> '>girl'
what did he mean by this?
Hi, I'm Steve from the BBC doing a report on /brit/ memes, could you guys explain the Rorke meme to me? Thanks.
Why is discrimination banned except in the case of insurance companies?
>>58866142
What if she wants you to?
>>58866312
she has a benis
>>58866323
>BBC
Bizarro rorke
>>58866142
Perfect body.
>>58866345
>she
>benis
hmm
>tfw no Jewish gf
>>58866323
you basically say it to someone you admire/agree with
>>58866323
Hi Steve, professional meme creator here. It means fuck you Steve. Fuck you in your shed, Steve.
So much Guardian
>>58866323
Rourke is a term used to describe someone who is overly far-right and holds views that are incompatible with modern Britain in 2016
>>58866373
rorke <3
>>58866349
My name is Philip tbqh.
>>58866323
It's satirical support of far-right views, racism, and bigotry.
>>58866362
Jews are the most vile creatures ever spat out by this Earth.
>>58866362
God's chosen people
>>58866349
what are we doing a 5 minute silence for?
>>58866398
It's a fair topic for discussion
>>58866361
she qt
>>58866455
a minute for every penis your mum can fit in her cunt
>>58866398
They have to go back
who /nevertouchedabreast/ here?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462349584079s.jpg
>>58866398
Don't bother with that trash, dailymail and piers morgans column is all you need.
>>58866398
odd how it isn't a white, middle class female who wrote this
>>58866413
*giggles from behind a paper fan*
>>58866465
she has a benis???
>>58866440
Gas yourself mein fuhrer
>>58866323
Basically anyone that is right of Corybn is rorke.
>>58866486
You can touch mine :3
>>58866486
>r9k
Literally no
>>58866486
>accidentally pasted the thumbnail link
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462349584079.jpg
>>58866520
yes, google her name, there's an imgur gallery
>>58866431
doxxxed gg kid
lads I am fucking SWELTERING
>>58866398
He's right in that clubs should be doing more in their local community. Don't see why though they should pander to Asians though.
Mummy left dindins in the oven
>British sub killed a ship full of Indonesians during ww2
wew bit rude
>>58866547
GOAT nipples
v suckable
me on the right
>>58866606
why should they?
>>58866596
hate this weather so much, sweat bad no matter what i do
>>58866612
Very clean oven. Must be nice to have a mother who isn't mentally ill and to not live in poverty.
threw out my third fleshlight today lads
I keep them for 2-3 week then throw them away in disgust at how pathetic my life has become, then a couple of months later, when I'm drunk and horny, I order one and the cycle continues
>>58866486
>posting a thumbnail link of a picture
>>58866633
Is this the same guy that runs away in New York?
>>58866651
it's your fault that your mother is mentally ill and you live in poverty
>>58866636
Why should they what?
>>58866658
Onaholes are superior.
>>58866633
What's happening here?
>>58866700
do more in their local community
>>58866640
bollocks are fucking cemented to my leg
fucking ridic
>Currently live at a post code where the risk for insurance is "refer" the worst it could possibly be
>Want to move to a post code that is rank D which is 4th from the top
>Insurance at this location is more
Can anyone explain the logic behind this?
>>58866699
Well I cannot deny those digits.
>le sweating man
can't wait to die next week
just realised I've been making some vile posts tonight
sorry if I've offended anyone
>>58866816
well that's not good enough
>>58866744
get round this by not wearing trousers desu
>>58866718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF3R8t9T9BY
Does she want my dick?
SWEATING MY FUCKING CUNT OFF AND I'VE GOT HAYFEVER REEEEEE
des des des des des des
anonmetal des
might pick my clean clothes up from the floor lads should i do it
>>58866802
>it's only 10 degrees here
REEEEEEEEEE BIRTS ROBBING OUR FUCKING SUN
just bumped into my flatmate's friend in the kitchen then got a text 'inviting' me to the bbq 2 mins later kek
>tfw youre an afterthought
any good pornstars born in 1998
>>58866802
I'm looking forward to Saturday 2bh
>>58866857
I'm wearing loose pyjama shorts mate
would go nuclear and go starkers but housemates are in
>>58866732
I can only assume you're trolling, or some middle-class out-of-touch rara type.
>http://www.supporters-direct.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/svoff-summary-report.pdf
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2011/03/why_football_clubs_matter.html
>>58866918
FON
>>58866899
Never know if they're saying "Babymetal DEATH" or "Babymetal DESU" in that song.
Not gonna look it up either because I enjoy not knowing.
>>58866879
do it m8 fuck her hard
>>58866899
autismetal
>>58866914
Theyre probably thinking aww its so sad he's in his room all alone
Dont go, itll probably just be awkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>Etsubatsu
what did he mean by this?
>in 2 years time people born in the year 2000 will be 18
>>58866951
I like to think it's des so it's less autistic 2bh
>>58866948
People born in 1998 are 18 now
>>58865359
Why doesn't this thread show in the catalogue?
>>58866732
mate football clubs are a huge influence in local areas
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>58867013
/brit/ racism
this new living wage has turned my life around
>>58867007
>>58866939
I'm not asking what the benefits are, I'm asking why you think they have some sort of obligation to
>>58867030
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58867053
Yeah a whole 50p more!!!
>>58867053
fuck off tory plant
>>58867083
thats like an entire freddo, don't take the piss
>tfw you live in a meme safe seat and the Labour councilor lives miles away from the ward
Who /JUST-Tier/ Vote here?
not really a fan of this 'work until you die' meme ngl
which one of you motherfuckers was talking shit about me while I was working??
>>58867013
the pleb's back that makes it unsearchable so that caratwat and crayonnonce can't get first
>>58867054
Because they wouldn't exist as they are without the local community.
>>58867115
it was him
>>58867120
fair point
>>58867102
Not sure but I just had a Labour canvasser knock my door and tell me to vote Labour.
>>58866987
holy fuck
who /postalvote/ here?
>>58866398
>nearly 30% of lecister are muslim
haha england
>>58867148
WHO??
>>58866692
this dood?
>>58867200
Me :^^^^)))
>>58867200
more like poostal vote
haha
poo
>>58866987
HOLY FUCK
THEY FUCKING DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>58867200
Rasheed
>>58866984
yeah i said im eating now and got reading to do for uni as well but might after
aka no
>>58866987
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58867210
IIRC they're all hindus actually
>>58867102
>tfw live in a tory area
>tfw live in an area with lots of pakis and they all vote labour
>tfw in a few years this area will be majority labour
JUST FUCK OFF PAKI CUNTS
>>58867219
That's the same lad innit?
>>58867259
mate i dont live in tower hamlets or nuffink
major issues:
muslims
benders
trannies
>>58867297
>he isnt a Bender
>>58867297
pick two to keep
>>58867297
bit triggered ngl
>>58867331
how about none
>>58866999
HANGING ON IN QUIET DESPERATION IS THE ENGLISH WAY
>>58866987
what a depressing life
May the 4th be with you, lads
>>58867297
Why are you so obsessed with benders, lad? You in the closet?
>>58867297
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
racist and sexist much??????!!!
>>58867322
>weeb retard is also gay
color me surprised
>tfw get new living wage
>co-workers under 25 don't
less arguments, more birds
sweatin like a nonce in a nursery
>>58866987
That lad is actually better looking than me and I imagine has a much better chance of pulling
>>58867357
rasheed
>>58867391
You guys ever be drinking something that is so good that you wanna try and like, eat it?
>>58867322
are you?
lads watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPmLwW1-PA
>>58867460
Depends how cute you are desu x
>lemon weed that literally smells like cif
not sure if want
>>58867477
>James Meme
no
>>58867368
Alri grandad
>>58867450
wat
>>58867460
*bends at you* no
>>58867493
reported
>>58867505
>doesn't like James May
fuck off Stew
one of my home movies lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
>>58867489
>>58867539
I'm pretty high right now but I even feel this when I'm sober iirc.
>>58867580
>Liking anyone from Reddit Gear
>>58867595
Spacker
>>58867450
all the time, bro