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crayon pop
> london
leelee
nth for heeming ribena
What the fuck is this? It's ain't no penny I've ever seen
>tfw Corbyn will be gone by the weekend
>>58862407
thats not london its a borough
>>58862366
those are incredibly similar.
>>58862407
shit hole 2bh
Eating a chees string lads
>>why yes i do base my political opinions on passionate hatred for a person or group of people that the newspaper told me were nasty
>>58862419
>>58862439
Jokes aside
If you're really in Rochdale, will you be my friend?
>>58862442
what is wrong with your thumbs
Sheev
/brit/ is now lefty and socialist and there's nothing you can do about it desu
>>58862466
"no"
![37901_PAI140029_IMG_00_0002_max_656x437[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VAiYmTb.jpg "37901 PAI140029 IMG 00 0002 max 656x437[1]")
>>58862366
That's not a £400,000 house
I just google around my area and found this for 400
The so-called "gf" just telegrammed me this
kpop lads
>>58862471
fuck off paki
New radiohead is sick but the ending is shite tbqh I think they were a bit lazy and unimaginative
>>58862452
one has an entire garage over the other
>I am not tiny, people are intimidated by me, that's why none attempt to seriously befriend me
>I'm one scary MF
>>58862443
He'll die in his sleep creepy old bastard.
>>58862500
gfaesh?
Sieg Heil lads
>>58862474
No, I'm actually going to destroy you.
>>58862492
They're talking about a house in a normal area, not in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>58862366
Get rid of the shit curtains, clean the floor, walls and drive with a pressure washer and the one on the right would look much nicer
Also the sun/bright blue sky makes the one in the left look nicer
![[Commie] Attack on Titan - 01 [C1A7B58D].mkv_snapshot_05.51_[2015.03.05_19.33.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9QoiSRe.jpg "[Commie] Attack on Titan - 01 [C1A7B58D].mkv snapshot 05.51 [2015.03.05 19.33.34]")
>>58862366
150 tons won't get you anything in America, we only accept USD.
>>58862474
Will you be voting tomorrow poleaboo?
>>58862366
Probably cause the US house is made of wood
the gf
>>58862563
I live in a city actually
>wahhh why are houses in the middle of fucking London expensive
Grow up
>>58862563
Guarantee the american house is in the middle of nowhere
I'm not going to shave or wash my hair for two months. Gonna end up looking like this
>>58862384
crayon poop
>>58862508
Listening to it right now. His voice is haunting, I love it.
New to radiohead.
favourite Skyrim city?
i'm a Markarth man myself
>>58862366
That's a million dollar home in California.
am I imagining things or is the man on the rights banjo string at the top side of his cock instead of the underside
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572143a8310cc
Favourite fictional country? Mine is Scotland?
>>58862597
Do the right thing, find her a Black lad
>>58862660
Palestine
>>58862660
The british empire
>>58862660
Gotta be UK, topkek "United"
>>58862515
Continue believing that pic is me if that gives you pleasure
>>58862557
Why?
We probably have more in common than differences
>>58862589
Not registered (here)
Wouldn't want any autists looking me up on the electoral register
>>58862660
israel
>>58862665
>cuck post
>check flag
fuck, I wanted to be surprised but I'm not.
>>58862621
>Get's called out on his retarded political opinions
>Can't find a way to defend himself anymore so he just responds in memes
Yanks are hilarious.
>I'm not going to shave or wash my hair for two months. Gonna end up looking like this
mouth wound is back
>>58862597
Qt women look amazingly beautiful in the thumbnails but when you open the image you find she's a bit sub-par
No more slags. We need BRIT TEEFF
Doing a tutorial sheet and the lecturer used ton when she meant tonne reee they're different amounts
>>58862691
It's not united until Englishmen are freed from Scottish rule.
>>58862660
Westeros 2bh
we do we think about the trump candidacy thing lads
>>58862751
It's great
Somebody told me there are a bunch of people in America that hate the British so they get together and pour tea into the ocean.. Is it true?
>>58862751
very funny
headlines are gonna be mad banter
i wanted Randlet Paul but alas, forced memes will be the future the yanks choose
>>58862751
Ted Cruz was a better candidate imo
Bf is being racist on twitter again lads
>>58862715
Suck smaller dicks mate
>>58862751
12 years of democratic rule in the US sounds decent, hope hillary's as good as bill
hope they get congress as well 2bh
>>58862751
guaranteed democrat win now
>>58862751
Wish we had Trump as PM
>>58862366
Both are fucking ugly desu
>>58862771
Couldn't agree more, love this man desu.
why should I have to pay to live in a planet I was born on
>>58862751
Not really followed it 2bh
Remember everyone going on about George Bush's brother and Bill Clinton's wife both running and political dynasty etc
Whatever happened to those 2?
>>58862821
>>58862823
reckon that hangs on what bernie does desu, if he goes full madman and runs as an indie could be trumps
>>58862808
Ted Cruz has literally the same policies as Trump, he's just boring as fuck and less racist
>dislikes people who respond in memes
>responds with normie memes
Someone must be tuckered out from his three hours of work without drinking!
>>58862780
To that, it is impossible to answer, good sir. However no doubt those yankees have a poor imitation of the real deal. If they do engage in such symbolic, but ultimately, futile activities they're probably helping to diminish the quality of substandard life sauce from around the world. Lets hope they throw the rich teas away as well! Tally HOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58862880
What? You realise Bernie is getting trounced by Hillary? His so-called "success" is horrifically overblown
>>58862900
/a shit load more christian and muh freedom muh constitution
>>58862880
eurgh pls no, don't do it bernie
Remember when ukip policy was a 31% flat tax haha
>>58862574
Pound sterling is older than your country.
>>58862879
How was your trip then? Nab any more hugs since you got back?
>>58862873
Can't be the only one who thinks that birds arses don't even look that good when they're laying down? They all look flat to me
>>58862782
>>58862818
>>58862918
Why do working class people always have disgusting teeth?
Fresh OC
>>58862954
>hugging english whores
no thanks
>>dislikes people who respond in memes
>>responds with normie memes
>Someone must be tuckered out from his three hours of work without drinking!
>>58862924
thats what i mean you nonce, when hillary gets the nomination bernie could still run as an independent
trump realises what a great idea this is and has thus encouraged it
>>58862957
toothpaste is expensive
Just sent out 50 phishing emails
They were a bit half-arsed so I doubt they'll connect
nice weather lads
>>58862956
m8...
>>58862975
So you're fully hooked now then
>>58863002
Innit though
>>58862903
>believe in O N E S E A T
>>58862979
Bernie could run as independent and will get nothing
>£400pcm
ahh yes
>>58863002
just got out of bed lmao
gonna go outside in a sec and take a peek
>>58862957
*looks at teeth*
fuck theyre yellow am i a benefit cheat lads
> Buzzer goes off in my flat
> Answer it
> "Hello Im a volunteer for the Scottish Green Party.."
> Hang up
Sure showed him, lefty twat.
>>58862972
Terrible
>>58862924
Just had a look at the numbers for the first time
Fucking hell he isn't even doing that badly, from the way people go on about it you'd think he'd hardly got any delegates
>>58862905
>Deliberately doesn't quote my post in a pathetic attempt to try and get the last word and not have me come back and punish him for it.
Nice try Fattie. But you've already been put back in your place.
>>58863025
yes
leaving UK asap 2bh
>>58863002
Think I'm going to put suncream on tomorrow, could feel my neck burning walking to/from work sm h
>>58863038
good lad
>>58863030
naw reddit will vote for him
>>58862957
>disgusting teeth
You wot m8?
Why do you deny the beauty of BRIT TEEFF!?
look /reem/
smell /reem/
am /reem/
>>58862880
He's loyal to Hillary so he won't, the question is what his voters will do once he steps down to lead in "the first female president!" I think they'll just not vote and make it easier on Trump by screwing predicted voter participation.
>>58863061
>800 delegate gap
He's doing awfully
>>58863061
Bernie literally has a 2.6% chance of winning the Democrat nomination
>>58863061
What's even funnier are lefty types in the Guardian shilling so hard for Hillary when Bernie's much closer to what they should want.
At the end of the day having a president with a vag overrides principle for them.
>>58863044
Lord have mercy.
>>58863044
are you the swede on hoilday?
>>58863130
Who the fuck is Ryan?
FOYs
Ver 2.0
>>58863122
>Super delegates
Ah yes, truly the voice of the party membership.
>>58863122
It's all superdelegates
>>58863061
because he has almost no superdelegates
>>58863122
1300 won vs 1600 won
He isn't doing that badly in terms of votes, the way you cunts go on about it you'd think he'd won 1 delegate and Clinton 10,000
>Occupation
>Professional
What did they mean by this?
>>58863070
>deliberately
Quite wrong, was an accident, sorry lad, try not to take things so personally in the future. I know you are all hot-blooded but it's silly.
>>58863167
The website still shows candidates that have dropped out for some reason - no clue why
>>58863178
this tbf
>>58862500
Nice dubs
go meet some real girls
what girl comes to mind when you think "6/10"
>>58863185
>>58863187
>>58863193
Superdelegates are counted just like any other delegate
>>58863167
my good old buddy old guy ryan
>>58863184
Poleaboo is quite attractive for a paki desu
>>58863237
except he has almost none
>>58863130
The conservative party had a similar chance at getting a majority in the 2015 general election lolq
>>58863233
rachel riley's quite good at maths
>>58863073
still got a brown patch on my arm from sunburn I got last June
literally hate being white
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/uk-bows-to-pressure-will-accept-syrian-children-from-europe/2016/05/04/fcb03132-1204-11e6-a9b5-bf703a5a7191_story.html
>>58863244
keep posting lad
good stuff
At least Brits are all dentists. They all can DIY on their BRIT TEEFF.
Thoughts?
@58863241
t. poleaboo
>>58863254
bizarro rorkesheed
When the world comes crashing down on you
You can run but I will fight
I've called upon your gods
I've cried on what you believe
Believe
These wounds cease to bleed
I will never rest in peace
>>58863237
Yes and in terms of votes he's not even doing that badly
>>58863233
My ex. Though she was taller than that. 212cm. I am a manlet, I know.
Why are house prices so high? Were there so many more houses in the past?
>>58862366
That's because every cunt needs to live in central London.
You brits with your unhealthy fixation on the capital are making me mad. It's a shithole that will soon literally be ruled over by a muslim. Why do you want to live there? Go live on the countryside for 1/10 of the price and 99% less sharia.
>Driving in rush hour
>Go 40 miles in 30 minutes
>Spend an additional 30 minutes going 2 miles once you reach the city
Ah yes very impressive.
off for a /reem/ night out lads
see you later
DID THE MAN PUT AN X NEXT TO THE OTHER MAN'S NAME????
>>58863341
because the chinese are buying them all
>be a refugee from a country thousands of miles away
>get a free home + free money in the UK
>be a homeless UK citizen
>get fuck all
Ah yes, very impressive
>>58863267
literally disgusting
wish those fucking children would just die before they grow up to be radical islamic militants
>>58863362
don't be so racist
>>58863341
population increased
house building can't keep up
households are getting smaller
>>58863167
The person people think the party will send forward at the last moment to derail Trump. The idea is that he would just step forward, announce his candidacy, take all the party votes at the endorsement, then quit and give the election to Hillary.
>>58863351
speeding is against the law
gonna make lunch
>>58863002
>UK
>nice weather
jej
>>58863357
So the demand is higher now. Is your government doing anything about this?
>>58863301
Hillary has 2 million more votes
>>58863372
This
They'll also never leave, and never integrate.
Fuck off we're full.
>>58863362
do you genuinely believe this
>>58863393
Get out of my thread you fucking nederpoop
>>58863362
Pretty sure homeless people can get free housing but so many have underlying mental health problems and or are drug/alcohol addicts and either don't ask for it or get kicked out
Support the software developers. If you like this game, BUY IT!
I'm a white boy lads
No bully pls
>>58863400
I read that there are more houses per citizens than ever before in britain though
>>58863418
no of course not, that would be racist
It's 2016
>>58863431
how is he wrong?
>>58863424
Yeah but like i've said loads of times before the way you cunts go on about it yiu'd think she had 80% of the vote
>>58863438
Bit more pride in your TEEFF heritage m8.
wish my cat would stop going behind my fucking monitors REE
>>58863490
Rich foreigners who only live here for a small fraction of the year buy loads of UK housing especially in London but also in places like Brighton is one reason
>>58863476
Number of Software Devs whose wages are paid based on sales figures after they've written the code months earlier: Z E R O
Same for the people who work on films. The only people losing out when media is pirated are the Mr Nosebergs and Schlomo Silversteins at the top.
>>58863561
Stop banging on about your cat
internet gf still hasn't responded
Think it's over lads
>>58862302
I'm not totally convinced that's him
Payday lender Wonga saw losses double in 2015 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36201486
Lads, are City gonna pull it off today?
>>58863630
>internet gf
come on lad
>>58863630
>450,000p
>1 (one) hug
>>58863649
Lad, is your mum gonna pull me off today?
Pull me off your sister, that is
Ahh yes
>>58863490
Same in NL. And where 20 years ago it was decided the average person should spend about 1/3 of their income on rent right now it is 65%. My aunt bought a house 12 years ago for €155.000 and now it is worth €300.000. I rent what is essentially a studio with a bedroom attached, €560. And that is me being very lucky. I have to get out and am looking at €700 rent, most likely more.
>>58863507
how is he right?
nah this lad said it better 2bh
>>58863474
>>58863372
fuck off paki
>>58863680
I've already told you that number was vastly over the true cost
i took woking from the conference to the champions league in six seasons
AMA
>>58862442
>those nails
what the fuck sort of petri dish did you crawl out of you fucking mutant
Very affordable
>>58863574
Tell them to fuck off, cause i wanna go there
>>58863630
better to have loved and lost than to love lost left to have llove never klvesadas[das taatralll
holiday romances
*looks up from newspaper*
oh no no, please go on. I'd hate to interrupt your conversation about yank politics in the thread for British Culture.
*passively aggressively rolls eyes and goes back to reading*
>been a shut in for a few year
>finally coming out of my cave and making friends
>even have a potential love interest
>fapping to pictures of her scantily dressed on her fb instead of the usual hardcore degenerate shit i usually fap to
is this what being a normie is about?
>>58863731
Mate, I spent the first 8 years of my life in Woking
Good lad
>>58863685
Can I have a go bruv. Got a tenner rite here m8.
>>58863717
sorry i'll put a trigger warning next time
bloody lefties
>>58863755
this speaks to me
going to meditate on it
>>58863780
>>58863630
Haha what a fucking LOSER
>neighbours smoking weed
>call the police on them
Love how everyone complains about house prices until they own one
>>58863714
>refugees getting free housing
>homeless people living on the street
it's not rocket science
All you bigots are scapegoating immigrants thinking they raise house prices and take your jobs BUT THIS IS ALL A DISTRACTION BY NIGEL FARAGE AND THE TORIES TO LET THE BANKERS OFF THE HOOK
>>58863839
Yeah then they vote Tory to make sure they get their house price inflated
Something for nothing culture
>Had an interview today
>Went well and they want to make me a job offer of the highest salary in the bracket
>I've asked them for £2k more because of petrol prices
Think I'm being cheeky lads? They might turn around and go "Well you knew the salary when you applied".
>>58863474
Do you have group homes for the homeless? It's half home, half institution.
>>58863033
haha (btw)
>>58863880
Why not both
>>58863865
>limited resources
>focus all of them on the mental smackheads
>waste money
>now still homeless man
>and also homeless refugees
ahh yes, very productive
>>58863352
dead cheeky lad
smash a jaegerbomb on me x
wish my housemates would stop using all my fucking stuff jesus christ it's like i don't own anything anymore
every time i want a plate or a knife or whatever i have to wash my own fucking shit up when i haven't even used it
roooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>58863890
literally me
>>58863767
>is this what being a normie is about?
everybody grows up.
https://youtu.be/W4aqt2LpYtc?t=34
>>58863902
>>I've asked them for £2k more because of petrol prices
what
>>58863933
So he's not wrong?
What should I eat for lunch?
Feeling quite hungey now
>>58862442
Canadian penny. You see then floating around from time to time
>>58863950
store them in your room
>>58863890
Rational self interest. Still, them them to fuck off. Burn their houses idk
https://fb.com/TheIndependentOnline/videos/10153463957306636/
dude it's 2016 and i cannot tolerate your comments
>>58863839
sounds like BANKER talk
>>58863640
they accidentally took out a £5 loan with themselves lol :)
>petrol tax mong is here
>>58863640
This is good on two levels:
1) Cunts exploiting poor folk with their predatory loans deserve to go bust
2) Less people relying on payday loans probably points to a better performing economy overall
>>58863995
it's my butter and other food too
have used barely any of it and it's pretty much gone now already
>>58863976
>get fuck all
endless hours of support, counselling, addiction therapy, social housing, jobseekers allowance
these are all available in the UK
>>58863865
mate I've worked with homeless people, addicts mostly and many are literally beyond any help except that which a secure unit can provide. You cant just give them a flat, it will just get fucked up, burned down or turned into a dealers free for all and it completly shit for the people that have to live around them, who then have to call out environmental health, the cops, the ambulance whenever shit happens. Best thing would be secure units but its too expensive so that how it is.
spent a good percentage of my day abusing a coworker with my new best friend for vaping
>>58864054
cum on it
>>58864014
haha saw this on facebook earlier too lol!
>>58862612
Probably a suburb outside of a city
>>58864060
So if I go declare myself homeless I'll get a free house next week?
>>58864090
FONT
>>58864092
ok
>>58864090
very very good
>>58864009
>tram
the north really is a time machine
>>58864022
>Cunts exploiting poor folk with their predatory loans deserve to go bust
Ah yes it's definitely the fault of the company and has nothing to do with the idiots who don't read the fine print and then take out the loans
>tfw just realised I haven't normalised one of my tables
fs
>>58864155
t. Wonga
>>58864060
Do you know how difficult it is to get social housing in densely populated areas of England like Birmingham and London? Do you know how many loops you have to go through to get JSA? It's not just bums and the homeless. It's poor families without adequate housing. Council houses aren't being built. You have to wait years to get get adequate housing. The government has the audacity to just give these places to refugees. Refugees who aren't even predominantly Syrian. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>58864126
>declare myself homeless
Yeah m8 just walk outside your home and "declare homelessness"
>>58864178
FOAL
>>58864178
FONT (fuck off normalised tables)
>>58864155
Who said it was the fault of the company, you strawmanning Jew cunt?
>>58864054
Well cuck. Tell em not to do that anymore.
I'd not buy anythign anymore, chippie for the next 2 weeks, and then when they buy a damn thing I eat it. The end.
>>58864155
well said mate
dodgy dave at my local is a loan shark and he's only smashed my legs in twice for missing payments, stand up bloke
>>58864210
VERY impressive
want to learn german lads
>>58864224
you by referring to them as cunts
ALso just realised I put a album on which I wanted to listen to in order and I had bloody shuffle on
this day gets worse and worse
>>58864210
FODT (fuck off denormalised twat)
>>58864209
rude
haha he sure told them lads didn't he
>>58864146
tons of european cities have tram systems you utter mong
>>58864210
this is a spectacular post
spectaculary pamyu pamyu
>>58864145
>>58864139
*blows air dramatically towards you*
>>58864210
good psot
>>58864009
>pakichester
Lads, I'm an immigrant.
Send help.
>>58864202
Aren't all the Syrian refugees being sent to the western isles? Should we do that with homeless people?
>>58864145
hit me up if you have any of that cum left over pham
>>58864286
glad to see him representing the UK with such fine banter
>>58864284
was saying it to your abnormie table desu
>>58864269
Michel Thomas la
>>58864191
>>58864224
>>58864255
t. council state plebs with sky sports on their 50 inch TV who then complain that they can't dress their 27 children in Burberry
kot
>>58864303
stop wearing my stockings, mum you whore
>>58864303
mum you have literally 0 tits no wonder dad left baka
>>58864235
I have so many BRIT TEEFF saved...
Brings tears to me eyes. Tears of joy.
>>58864345
Hello The Sun!
>>58864303
stop leaving skidmarks on the sheets REEE
>>58864303
thought that was a very feminine lad from the thumbnail
not sure if I'm disappointed or not
>>58864352
her boobers are perfectly adequate you spigot
I bet Real Madrid to beat City 2-1. How likely do you reckon this is?
>>58864345
seem to know a lot about what it's like to grow up on a council estate you troglodyte
*pours myself a glass of water*
ah yes
*sits down*
*goes to put glass on table*
*realise at the last moment I forgot to normalise my table*
*glass slips right through into an alternate abnormal dimension*
Fuck sake
>>58864303
who are you
why has my parents room changed?
>>58864407
p likely
>>58864396
>spigot
last time i saw this word it was on the t-shirt of a fat greasy minecraft autist with very long hair
>>58864396
had to call the boys up at NASA to point the hubble telescope at my monitor just to see them
>>58864303
Well, no kissing. Let's do it.
Not really though. My mother is an ex-alcoholic that has been chainsmoking since she was 12. That is almost half a century of a whole pack of fags a day.
>>58864277
Wasn't my post, you beady-eyed piss ant
>poopinghamshire
>>58864396
>96
v. insensitive of you
>>58863963
Petrol prices are a considerable sticking point when deciding whether to take on a job or not for most people.
I'm going from 2 miles commute to 15 miles I'll easily spend £2k more on petrol.
it's all over
Looking at pictures of willies online ;3
>>58864380
I was under the impression that only benefits scrounging scum read the Sun?
>>58864409
did I hit a nerve there?
>>58864464
>Noteatinghamshire
lelby
Reminder the British have the best teeth in Europe.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35872574
>Joe Cole is still around
Most British man alive today.
>>58864407
>soccer
>>58864495
all me x
>>58864495
willies willies, I like willies
>>58864496
not at all lad, I'm comfortably middle class I just don't believe vulnerable people should be preyed upon by jew companies
>>58864485
this is why we must accept more refugees
>>58864495
Link
>>58864520
>he will be playing in the NASL, a level below Major League Soccer
dear oh dear
>>58864520
i know la, its proper mental
How do you lads feel about high quality Korean entertainment?
>>58864511
>the British have the best teeth in Europe
Agreed.
Oddly familiar tale.
ah Noporkshire, where even the air is halal
>>58864590
>The 18-year-old, who was only named by his surname Pratt
I feel like there was a misunderstanding here
21 today lads
>>58864529
Any chav and slag wets their dirty cumstained knickers when this bloke comes round the house.
>>58864563
>I just don't believe vulnerable people should be preyed upon by jew companies
I believe we shouldn't have to save people from their own stupidity
>>58864590
What a pratt
>>58864590
>his name was Pratt
it's like pottery
>>58864590
>Pratt
yes he is a bit of one isn't he
>>58864590
at least japlad didn't almost freeze to death haha
>>58864653
Hey now you can legally drink in the US!
>>58864582
where's the rest????
>>58864590
mad man
>>58864660
Shut up you fedora tipping retard
>>58864590
>just 1 (one)
Are they trying to rub it in or something?
>>58864660
okay, so we shouldn't treat people in hospitals who are ill because they had an accident? if that was the case your mum would have given birth on the street
>>58864632
I shave too. Good choice. Nice penis btw.
ah yes
>>58864632
Suckable desu
Looks a bit big though
ate 400gs of custard creams lads
>>58864692
fuck off yank
bit gay
sweaty arse lads
it's grim
inseminated 400gs of cream lads
>>58864795
We call that swamp ass.
>>58864773
The ones in the yellow packet from Tesco yeah? Some bang tidy custard creams those ones. Polished off 400gs myself at the weekend. Only cost 40p a packet as well.
>>58864827
Nobody asked
The name English bull is not because it comes from England but because English women look like English bulls and like to be had by black bulls.
>>58864590
>1 (one)
top gimmick
why don't they just legalise the weed and tax it the 30%
>Live in Nuneaton
>Pay £400 a year insurance on an Audi TT Quattro
>Want to move to Wolverhampton so I can stop getting raped on petrol prices on my commute
>Cheapest quote is £2,000
Ah yes this makes perfect logical sense!
I will just leave this here.
>>58864903
They'd lose the grey vote (which is like 90% of the vote).
>>58864880
the reason why I have over 10TB of JAV spread over all my external hard drives
>>58864924
>>Want to move to Wolverhampton
lol
>>58864924
mamba addict
>>58864903
why don't they just legalise the soldiers, give the nurse's weed banks the footballer's bonuses and wage the taxes 30%
>>58864857
yes my don, exactly
inb4 fat bastard, im bulking and cba to make proper food
>>58864590
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2975990/Infatuated-American-teen-drowns-freezing-Chinese-river-flying-7-000-miles-meet-girl-fell-love-internet-getting-blind-drunk-told-wasn-t-interested.html
>Police tracked the young woman down, but she again refused to meet him despite hearing about the fact that he had almost died.
>>58864924
you got any space free to cut my hair tomorrow mate?
>>58864971
big narstie looken ass
>>58864952
There's literally nice houses down the road from my new work within walking distance.
But it seems instead of paying the money to the petrol garage I'll just be paying it to the insurance company instead.
>>58864939
>grey vote
>im bulking
going to uni to do some work
wish me luck xo
made stew hehe
>>58865053
i hope you develop a particularly aggressive form of rectal cancer
>>58865053
fukin nerd
Only had a job for 2 days and I already want to mill myself
I-is this al there is to life? What the fuck is the point
>>58864985
I will bet both my balls he sent her a shitload of cash. And that is all she wants from all her online men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1n3RQ0tJo
>>58865090
over the line Tbh mate
>>58864934
>2013
my Dad is still using norton
It's 2016 ffs
>>58864330
oh ok
never had sex
>>58865121
Take some pride in your job and work hard instead of dragging your heels and you will enjoy it more.
>>58865121
Arbeit Macht Frei
>>58865121
life's a bitch and then you die
>>58865121
>mill myself
Nasty way to go
err.. where's the new thread???
>>58865171
hahahahahahaha!!
wow dude!!
thats so freakin' epic!
>Audi TT Quattro
>Used to own a 1995 Subaru Impreza with 300hp when I was 21
>Now I'm 26 and pay over double on a car with only 240hp because I live in a different city
>>58865171
Why would anyone do that?
any last minute memes before the new thread?
>>58865329
your life
>>58865183
I do work hard, it makes time pass faster.
>only get to sleep at 1am/2am
>wake up tired as fuck at 7:30
>start work at 9
>finish at 6
>wank, browse /brit/, listen to music
>get stoned
>go to bed
>repeat
That's it, for the rest of my fucking life. The odds of me getting a gf are a million to one so its not even like i can deal with life's bullshit so I get to go home to a qt
>>58865329
your life
>>58864692
FOY
New Gimmick: FOJB
>Fuck Off (Ya) Junkie's Bastard
>>58864964
kek
