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freshly rolled spliff edition
rasheed
>>58847154
i could do better than that when i was 15
crayon pop
>>58847154
the poverty
our nige
>>58847154
Runt
>>58847154
hahahaha I roll my gum better than that
what is ed miliband doing these days?
he always seemed like a nice man
Fuck /brit/ look what I can have and you can't hahahahahaha ABSOLUTE BENDERS
>>58847154
what a shit spliff
>not even made yourself
>saving pictures of spliffs over people make and post on 4chan
embarrassing
>>58847154
That was a "Look Ma' no hands" challenge?
>>58847215
dunno
>>58847086
literally bought a bar of dairymilk (medium size) today for 33 Bhat.
this place is absolutely full of runts tbqh
all of them: smelly, short, brown creatures scuttling about causing mischief no doubt. It's like an even worse version of the north.
here come dat boi!!!!!!
>Yank claims the last thread after this was made
What is it with yanks and always turning up late?
>>58847154
i don't want to brag, b/c I live in Denver where we have legal recreational weed, but god damn if that isn't the saddest looking spliff i've ever seen
>have meeting at 12:30
>don't know whether to have lunch before or after
roo roo yanks are poo
>>58847219
fucking hell your legs are fat
is it weird to go on a cruise by myself
>>58847237
turks?
>>58847215
He's still an MP
>>58847213
Who?
I only post on /int/
>>58847219
>white shit on your nails
eat your vegetables you FUCKING LARD ARSE
>>58847219
the absolute madman
>>58847154
Your mum has rolls that look better than that
>>58847219
Heh, cute toy kid. Do you like mine?
>>58847154
Niggers out of Europe
>>58847252
Ye I got trunks I'm a squat machine
i have a female friend and i obsessively stalk her facebook and get insanely jealous whenever she adds a male
>>58847243
America was simply taking credit for the thread, as should have been done for everything produced by western civilization since 1945
do people actually smoke weed in the morning?
what the fuck is wrong with these cretins?
>>58847256
depends what your definition of "cruising" is lad
if ur a bender I think you're supposed to go alone (not an expert though haha)
>>58847256
Now weird. Reckless.
>>58847219
Every picture you post reveals you to be an even more disgusting human being.
*grabs you round the shoulder in the club*
ANON LAD, PHOTO, COME ON PHOTO
*you turn around bewildered and a flash goes off in your face*
>>58847302
never done a wake and bake hitchens?
>>58847277
when the camera zooms on in him in parliament, does he look sad? i couldn't bear to see that childish porcelain face so crestfallen
How is it like to lose your own land
Video related
Brit bros answer
Paki gtfo
https://youtu.be/SgKMI1wV0ps
>>58847310
Not*
*dumps a bucket of aphetamine into the runts' water supply*
Hohoho, oh deary me!
>>58847274
yup
can't stand 'em but I've still got a coupla weeks left on this trip
>>58847278
I don't know, I think she is an actress.
>>58847291
kill yourself now
>>58847290
>skipping shoulders, bis and forearms day
>no plates on the bar
err
some weird stuff going on outside my house
Reading this
>>58847327
Cancerous accent
>>58847344
why you out there? do I need to get on the blower to GCHQ?
>Be American
>Get caught by surprise two years into a world war
>>58847286
Did you buy that from a gurkha who had to sell everything because he's impoverished due to how your country treated him
also fuck you I still win
>>58847360
>muh failed quantity of money theory
>muh central banks control the money supply
>muh inflation is a monetary phenomenon
>muh free market
milton shillman is a fucking joke
>>58847219
hahahaha absolute wasteman look at you
> yanks call a fringe "bangs"
*closes my eyes and breathes deeply*
yanks...
>>58847327
>British Police go to Hell!
Hmm, some inconsistencies there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tdvfTKO1wU
So I'm leaving Australia next week for a job in another of the colonies
Wish me luck lads
>>58847384
nice purse
>>58847325
>>58847235
I must go to the 7/11, it might have been a rare one like fruit and nuts in tesco, cheers lad
>>58847346
Googled Rye Rye.
Found this. This who you mean?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rye_Rye
oi lads, imagine if the voice in your head had funny accents and told jokes instead of just being your mum telling you what a disappointment you are haha
*glances at a half-empty bottle of calpol*
hmm
>>58847348
I ain't skipping shit, what do you mean skipping bi day I'm literally sitting at a preacher curl bench and there was 85lbs on that shit
Also that was after OHPing I never skip shoulder I need joocy delts
*noticed the runts have stopped working*
*walk over to the barn*
*door is bolted shut*
ah, yes, protesting runts.
MARGARET fetch me the petrol and matches.
*lights the barn on fire*
Care for a smoked runt, well done?
>>58847406
where ya headed m8
>>58847327
>Posting Stacy Dooly
>Ever
>>58847406
which colony? not leafistan i hope?
>>58847407
Thanks it's comme des garçons I got it at barneys
Best wallet I've ever owned ngl
>>58847377
family holiday lad
brought a bunch of 'doms just in case but seeing the state of this lot I think I'm better off shagging a blender
>>58847360
been meaning to give that a read myself
how is it?
Rasheed
>>58847413
NOOOOOO EDDD you were too beautiful for this world
all he wanted to do was help
>>58847435
Check the flag in me post bruv
what is wrong with women
>>58847443
Why what's wrong
>>58847290
is there any exercise you don't skip lmao
>imagining a runt taking photos of himself in the gym when he looks like that
howling
>>58847455
got a saddleback leather card holder Tbh
I was interested in getting one of those but fuck unzipping it and that
>>58847455
>comme des garçons
Vocaroo this, please?
>>58847448
hong kong m80
Still can't believe David Cameron won't take 3,000 unaccompanied refugee children.
Probably because him and the rest of his pedo party want to traffic them all into prostitute.
>>58847414
This one was the fruit one (no nuts) they're all similar prices give or take a baht, they've got oreo and f&n etc. Also the cookies and cream etc. kitkats are like 26 baht iirc.
Have you been to Tops market yet? They've got all the fancy Swiss, German etc. chocolate.
>>58847471
ahh very cool what you doing
>>58847384
No I bought it from Himalayan-Imports.
No dear, a Chinese wall hanger doesn't beat the real deal. It just shows to be even more childish than before.
>>58847426
>was
yeah from when the bloke before you was using it, there's nothing on that bar
pathetic
>>58847520
Telecoms, just finished up a contract with Telstra. What a fucking shit show
>>58847481
I'm 190cm and 82kg I will hold u down and sit on ur face and make u eat my ass lmao faggot
Have you hugged a hoody today?
>>58847415
Fuck no.
>>58847541
>I'm 190kg and 82cm I will hold u down and sit on ur face and make u eat my ass lmao faggot
fixed your spelling mistake for ya lad
>>58847541
>>58847544
No, but I'm about to fugg a foodie.
>>58847559
hehe
what's the deal with their uniform though?
>>58847484
>saddleback
Lmao fuck this mfa quality shit why would I buy that over cdg
NEXT
>>58847491
Com de gyarson
I'm not vocarooing shit I know how to pronounce it, however it's a Japanese brand so I wonder how they say it
Vocaroo yourself saying squirrel
> when some autist replies to you and they've misunderstood your post in such a complete and utter manner, starting with the most basic concepts and you type out half a response but then just give up because there's no fixing them
I do that to literally all of you idiots in here.
Especially *makes eye contact and points using pint glass* with you. Yeah that's right you look away from me and mumble into your fucking coffee there you little cunt.
Have you on the farm in a minute if you're not careful. Little worm. Hmm.
*my work done, I aggressively flick open the FT and recline back in my chair, the best one in the pub as it happens*
>>58847473
They are children in adult bodies.
Make Britain Great Again.
>>58847591
good old chaps
>>58847538
hahah sounds good lad how long are you there for
>>58847591
>wearing leather gloves
wew
>>58847528
are u trying to make me angry
*suddenly appears behind u*
u wouldn't like me when I'm angry...kid...
>>58847591
Paki.
Anyone else picked up the latest GQ magazine today, lads?
I for one love reading about the hottest London restaurant this month and the top 5 £6,000 suits I MUST own. You just don't get pages full of quality advertisements like in GQ without paying £5 for it
>>58847647
*tips peak hat*
>>58847473
SHAME SHAME SHAME
someone get the feminists over here
>>58847649
Breaking News: poor person is poor and butthurt about it
We'll keep you informed as the story develops
>>58847595
it's lasted me 5 years you mong it's a good wallet
only cost me 20 quid shipped too, get to fuck
>>58847473
>implying this bullshit isn't written by MRA autists to get you angry
Fingers are ready
>>58847595
it's the germans who have a hard time with squirrel.
>>58847491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJtDWwJeCt
i'm mostly doing this to anger the brits with french in their thread
>>58847591
Rasheed.
>>58847621
12 months with a view to extend if both parties are happy. Only ever been there once before so I might hate it. See how I go
>implying this bullshit isn't written by MRA autists to get you angry
>>58847613
with his fake eye and evil agenda he legitimately a comic book villain
>>58847674
Gizza look at your fancy suit en
Told her to imagine getting a hotel room and posting an add over the internet with her address and room number with the title "rape me and degrade me"
she sent me this
I need some hot glue
>>58847690
I didn't click any of this.
£6000 isn't really a lot for a quality suit that'll last for years and years
well looks like trump is the nominee.
get ready for the racists -_-
*aims down the sights at a very large and ignorant looking runt, trying to hide in the treeline*
Just the tranquilliser for you today I think... We'll bring you out again when the next runt hunt is called.... Heheh
*pulls the trigger*
>>58847721
>evil agenda
Dummy.
There aren't any adverts for lamborghinis, maseratis, etc etc, because the kind of people that can afford them don't waste their time watching tv all day
>paid for delivery before 11am
>arrive 30 seconds ago
mugs, could have stayed in bed
>>58847290
>1.74 MB
Much bytes, not much definition.
>>58847670
Oh, an exotic kind of annoying.
>>58847690
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJtDWwJeCt
Parfait !
>>58847595
>squirrel
Is that supposed to be challenging or something?
(And yes, Germen pronounce this "skvirel", which is funny)
>>58847730
Is this like spoken word poetry or smth
>>58847789
what are you complaining about?
>>58847747
it doesn't matter. you probably don't think about the Irish who live in London either, but that knowledge still itches in your mind. just as in this thread, the ineffable, unavoidable sensation that someone posted french in your proud british general, will eventually drive you insane.
cancelling JSA because it's so depressing lmao
I'll just get a job
>I advocate far-right politics on an online anime imageboard to fit in and get upvotes from my online contemporaries
doing a poo
>>58847807
>Hope not hate
>Rasheed
There is nothing good about who you are.
>>58847790
I'm wearing clothes u can't see shit except my sick as fug calves
u wanna succ on em
>>58847778
BNP pls go
>>58847701
ahh good luck m8
@58847854
Be silent you bellicose little limpet shit.
>>58847825
Nobody cares yank.
>>58847807
>flat cap - nod to the working class and also appeals to historicity
>suit and tie - formal group, proper party, not just some yobs
>white ceremonial gloves, strap/belt and vaguely camo bandana - pseudo para-military image
>posture and position of flag ^ see above
pretty fucking gay 2bh
>>58847879
what made u this way
>>58847863
What the fuck does a yank even know of our politics?
>>58847854
Ten years of riding a bike uphill and my calves are sicker than yours anywhey.
>>58847807
what's with the masks?
>>58847852
just found em off google 2bh.
racketball lesson was ok
im slowly improving
>>58847892
Rasheed.
>>58847905
Haha you've got the right idea, "why would anyone even care", you're smart, I like that
>>58847905
>what is a book
>>58847938
>this cringeworthy uniform appeals to him
literal runt.
>>58847952
And what fucking books feature the BNP?
>>58847907
Not to speak of your quads though???? Post cyclist quads I need a jacky
>>58847934
It's racquetball you absolute fucking simp
Every town looks the same
Same old high streets of 70s terraced housing, decaying and moldy with the bottom half having a shop front punched into it, all selling the same stuff you can get in Tesco
Pavements are dirty and covered in chewing gum
Town centres are nothing but abandoned shops, card shops and bakeries
Towns are bland with random patches of grass and brutalist """architecture""" for town halls/police stations/any council building
Sky is always grey and windy, rains more than it does sun
Roads and streets are tiny, dark and cramped
Houses are stupidly expensive, even in the pakiest of areas. And the only way to not live in a paki town is to pay £600,000 for a country cottage
Every city apart from London is just a larger version of the towns but with a big shopping centre and/or multi screen cinema plonked in the middle
Outside of the town centres, every single area to shop is a "retail park" with the same U-shaped design: big central car parking with shops lined around the edge, same cheap grey steel design for the complexes
hot mess 2bh
>>58847730
kind of creepy af
want her to actually get raped
>>58847154
bliff :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*pulls away at my puppet strings*
*you fall down*
heh.. pathetic runt
>>58847390
Not an argument
>>58847965
Rasheed.
LETS ALL GO ON AN URBAN SAFARI
WE MIGHT SEE SOME ILLEGAL MIGRANTS
OI LOOK THERES A CHAV
THAT MEANS COUNCIL HOUSED AND VIOLENT
>>58847983
looks like a cheap corner crack whore
>>58847973
>racquetball
this is a different sport to racketball
racketball is played on a squash court and it's a british thing
racquetball is played on a specialised racquetball court and it's an american thing
>>58847976
Stop posting this ;_;
>>58847976
So move to Spain. Or Netherlands, or Luxembourg.
The EU gives you 27 alternatives to Britain and many of them not filled with refugees.
>>58848002
Everything Friedman thought was true proved to be wrong. Everything.
Deal with it dumb /pol/ack.
>>58847997
>>58847971
really happy to see runtposting is still going strong tbqh
>>58847972
i'm in a graduate program in political science/international relations, so they've made us read a few of them. but it doesn't take an expert to know how profoundly fucked up the BNP is. can't you just vote UKIP like most of the other garden variety racists?
Literally nothing wrong with mass immigration
>>58847878
cheers lad
>>58848018
Of course we can't play the same sports
>>58847976
Do a cheeky spliff to forget
literally nothing wrong with mass immigration*
*from muslim to muslim country
>>58847976
well, I've been here in turkey for a few days now and I properly miss those "dreary" terraced houses.
everything looks like a cheap shit cowboy job here
>>58848039
How's it going Corbyn?
>>58848056
>doesn't like the BNP
>recommends to vote UKIP
You do realise UKIP are identical to the BNP in politics, but simply differ in PR?
Nick Griffin was asked why the BNP had lost so many votes and he said because UKIP took all his supporters away.
>>58848060
This. Who will work menial labour jobs for us
>>58848084
*grabs roach spray*
heh...nothin personell kid
I am a mass immigrant
Ask me certain questions
>>58848056
It's like yanks desire being hated.
>>58848098
People born in this country
>>58848110
Are you a qt Yazidi who needs someone to protet her?
>58848106
>personell
maggot
>>58848115
UKIP voters and everyone similar need to be gassed posthaste
>>58848086
>>58848086
How does it feel to know that the Bank of England literally contradict everything Friedman says about central banks, money supplies, inflation?
http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/publications/Documents/quarterlybulletin/2014/qb14q1prereleasemoneycreation.pdf
His whole life's work was a joke. Nobody in economics even denies it anymore.
>>58848097
I don't think UKIP ever engaged in holocaust denial m8
>>58848097
i think they're both horrible parties, but to choose the lesser of two evils, perhaps go with the one that doesn't have quasi-fascist origins, and at least has some platform outside of hating immigrants.
Mass immigration is perfect because we have an ageing population and immigrants don't age
>>58848118
Unlikely
>>58848142
>The amount of money created in the economy ultimately depends on the monetary policy of the
central bank
Ah yes, really contradicted him there
AH YES
it is approaching summer
i might go to turkey
ho hum what to do in turkey
I KNOW!
ill post on /brit/
honestly wtf
playing dark souls 3 on steam with a qt indonesian girl lads. wish she was my irl gf
>food van arrives at work
>both me and probably-autistic-colleague get up for it
>he sits near the door so he holds it open for me
>say thanks
>he absolutely bombs it down the stairs, three at a time, like autists do for reasons only known to themselves
>follow behind at regular pace
>he has to sit at the bottom of the stairs for 10 seconds holding the door again
Just fucking why, mate
>>58847610
much like everyone then really.
>>58848151
No they just fill the void British women have in their lives because the men are all milquetoast pussies like to guys itt
>>58848151
nah coz when the immigrants age you get a fresh bunch next and keep the cycle repeating
Don't think I've taken speed for several months now. I'm in a speedy mood today, however...
Why did they stop making dinosaurs look cool?
This piece of shit is never going to inspire kids.
Anyone else remember David Cameron's "Hug a Hoodie" initiative
>>58848176
Lmao he beat you down you're slow as fuck
>>58848172
>In normal times, the central bank does not fix the amount
of money in circulation, nor is central bank money
‘multiplied up’ into more loans and deposits.
Friedman's whole ideology were based on an exogenous money supply. Something that is proven false and was known to be false even by Keynesians decades before him.
open immigration???? nah not a fan
>>58848139
Didn't read any of this.
Just did me run lads, had a cheeky squizz at the ladies on the way haha wahey!
Went to the bottle--o afterwards to buy a cheeky bottle of red wine and a couple of big bottles of beer
about to make dinner now, hope you all are having a blessed day
>>58848233
racist
bet your a drumpf fan
might do a cheeky suicide
>>58848176
I walk faster than 90% people on the way home because I want to get home asap.
I wonder if I look as mental as this spanner does.
>>58848217
Guess what, tubsy, some people actually choose to move at a leisurely pace rather than have it forced upon them by having to navigate bannisters and avoid shattering their ankles with each step
even turks are better than yanks and I say this as someone who's shared a lift with a turk recently
>>58848233
bit of a racist post here lads, be careful around it
>>58848145
Farage denied the holocaust.
>I won £300 thanks to Leicester winning the league
>yanks will never be able to do this because it's illegal to bet
L m a o
O
L
>>58848265
[citation needed]
>This anally anguished yank Rasheed
>>58848255
Lmao you're afraid of going too fast
am in a horrible catch 22
i'm getting more and more desperate for female companionship but i can't get a girl because of an embarrassing health issue
feels bad man
>>58848267
u proud?
>>58847952
fun fact: i made this image go viral. saved it from a yank friends facebook about 5 years ago. i know the exact mall it was taken in.
>>58848288
>an embarrassing health issue
go on then..
>>58848288
whats the health issue
>>58848203
>>58848210
Bringing back memories of the fucking ludicrous media campaign against hoodies at the time. I remember being a kid, wearing my band hoodies, and the security at the local co op at the time used to ask me to remove my hoodie completely, not just take the hood down, but take the whole fucking thing off.
Only in the UK can fucking hooded jumpers be ciminalized
AAAAAAAAAAALLL BYYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYSEEEEEEEEELF
>>58848263
bit of an australian post here lads, be careful around it
>>58848288
that's not a catch 22
>>58848301
>>58848302
i have a terrible skin condition :(
>>58848306
>>58848255
Haha you're slow
![wpid-article-1308158045411-0c94642800000578-274767_636x331[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L0iHw8N.jpg "wpid-article-1308158045411-0c94642800000578-274767_636x331[1].jpg")
>>58848288
Why not try getting your knob out on national television?
*notices the runt I placed in isolation two months ago has begun singing to itself*
hmm, fascinating
>>58848329
How terrible?
>>58848315
bit of a seppo post here lads, please censor it
>>58848312
I miss TMO
it was over as fast as it begun
>>58848301
>>58848302
perpetually prolapsed anus from too many bum wanks.
the inside of my sphincter permanently hangs down like a spongy rear ballsack
>>58848329
circumsion, i bet
Well good morning. cold out, Irish whether. Suns out though, hopefully it will warm up a bit. On my way home back from Dublin, sixth time this week. Erm... Yep... Not sure what I'll do the rest of the day, guess I'll just have to see how it goes. Talk to you again, bye.
>Eurovision will be shown on American TV this year
By the time Trump is president they'll have arranged to take part in next year's contest like Australia
>>58848341
it affects my private parts :(
>>58848297
well, you're doing god's work. it's one of my favorites
>>58848312
Just bee yourself.
How does this image make you feel?
>>58848329
A skin condition that prevents girls from liking you...
Are you white?
Should I have lunch now?
>>58848386
VVE \/\/UZ |<ANGS
>>58848358
Is Eurovision before or after the referendum?
>>58848386
women shouldn't be allowed to be medieval soldiers
>I grimace, grinding my molars together in blistering fury
>"Martha" I mutter to my wife, "get my rifle"
>her face is painted with a look of worry but hurries off to retrieve my rifle from atop the kitchen cabinet
>I stomp across the hardwood flooring to the french doors, turn the key and swing them open, slamming the runt in the nose.
>He falls to the floor and grabs his face, blood streaming out across his trotter-like fingers
>I manage to make out the writing on the sash now, written out in the runt slurry I feed to them as well as clear remains of runt fecal matter. The smell is overpowering.
>It reads: "Runt union leader"
>veins in my temple are now visible, and my mouth has begun uncontrollably frothing, I am slowly losing control over bodily function due to the stress this fury is placing on my ageing body
>the runt opens its mouth to speak but I do not allow it the privilege
>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, RUNT"
>I kick it in the stomach and it doubles over on the ground, wheezing
>"ANSWER ME, RUNT"
>"w-we formed a democratic system an unionised, s-sir, I was declared the leader and was tasked with handing you o-our demands, s-*it coughs up blood*sir"
>I snatch the paper from its hand, it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks and is difficult to make out
>I crumple the packet in my hand and stare down the runt
>"you just lost your free-range privileges, runt"
>by now, Martha has returned with my rifle, the Runt screams and squeals at the sight of it and attempts to run, but I stomp on its tail, making it whelp
>I take the paper and jam it into the barrel of the rifle, along with some gunpowder, then insert it forcefully into the anus of the runt
>pulling the trigger the runt fires off down the garden and into the runt field, the others squeal and scratch at the walls as he lands in a frenzied panic
>>58848386
like a big guy
>>58848397
you will wait until feeding time
>>58848362
gutted lad, still could be a lot worse.
>>58848386
The true QUOIN of Brittain.
>>58848386
> Stealing white people's culture
Niggers doing nigger things, nothing new here
i should have gone to sleep hours ago, but this is my first time in a /brit/ thread, and i have to say, the bantz are really quite outsanding. but i do have to go now, so have a nice day everyone.
*set up the tennis ball launcher*
*loads shotgun and fires*
*somehow runts have found their way into the ball launcher*
*continues to fire*
*runts squealing*
hehe .. oops...
