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Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
fuck /brit/
xth for dry humping your mates isn't gay
>your country would be India tier if not for our Marshall Plan money and investment after that
>hurr fuck off yanks
Doing a poo at work lads
>>58845382
>>58845408
YANK SCUM OUT
>>58844995
you realise you can just change it to fb right
>>58845358
>its a brit has a chip on their shoulder because yanks are now the world's superpower episode
You fucking dickhead weren't even alive when you were the global superpower fuck up
footage of japlad's holiday: https://youtu.be/HErf4OELzYk?t=528
>>58845394
Pathetic, but definitely not gay.
>this guys coups your country and becomes the new king
What do?
>>58845382
This.
carayonmaispop
>>58845467
>Liz has the personal loyalty of literally every Ghurka
Nah son
why do you keep making this shit OP
it's awful
shameful the way we've treated Gurkhas in this country
absolutely shameful
how's gf 2016 going lads?
>Message sent 4 days ago
>Unread
>>58845382
>>58845408
>>58845471
>>58845491
y*nks go to bed
>>58845508
>my specific flavour of benefit-leeching paki is the exception and they should all be let in because muh feelings
>>58845467
If he doesn't make Geert or farage our prime minister then kill him
Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
>>58845509
It stalled in February. Just starting up again now.
Progress is slow.
>>58845509
Better than gf2015, worse than gf1997
>>58845533
they should be let in because they've served this country and laid down their life for it despite having no real connection to it
they're top lads
going to awesome weather this week and weekend but i have no plans for it. not sure what to do. any ideas?
>>58845563
This gurkas are based
>>58845509
We've pledged to reduce the emission of tfwnogf by 20% by 2030.
>>58845563
>they should be let in because they've served this country and laid down their life for it despite having no real connection to it
They join the army because it pays about 15 times the average wage and their army is corrupt piece of shit that probably killed their nan
>>58845563
this desu
Why are humans so small? Why aren't we the size of planets or solar systems?
>watching a documentary on Japan
>some Japanese pretty boy is paid $800,000 a year to be a host, where he sits with single women all night and gives them attention
wew
>>58845523
u cant make me
>>58845601
you've got a warped perception of the world mate
>>58845645
please do and MAGA
britain i don't want to be mean but god damn spend more on defense. i'm usually a godless marxist and i don't like telling countries to spend more on guns, but it's like you're barely even part of NATO.
>>58845645
Wanna bet slut?
Imagine being a Haitian subhuman leaching of Swedish welfare lads, just fucking imagine that shit.
>>58845616
Cuz we wouldn't be able to build nail clippers large enough, duh.
fucking swedes man
>>58845674
best post on /int/ right now
https://www.fb.com/online.sbtv/videos/10153886429324667/
>>58845683
>"""Swedes"""
>>58845658
Thousands of our boys died in Iraq for that and what did France,Germany or Norway do? Nothing
The only Euros that actually did something were us and the Polish
Piss off
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>
Why do people with brown eyes exist?
Fucking shiteyes.
![CQ87xGdUAAAJqoY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvjwNuQ.jpg "CQ87xGdUAAAJqoY[1].jpg")
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GO TO FUCKING BED
>tfw br*ts are now beating us in the fat race
well fug.
>tfw for several months a disabled autistic boy has been obsessed with me
>he talks like gollum and everything
>literally would shut off his computer and come sit next to me whenever I came to lectures
>would follow me and try to talk to me during breaks
>would literally follow me to the bathroom when I went for a piss
>when I was with my mates he would come sit next to us forcing awkward silences and my mates would have to stop themselves from pissing themselves laughing
>he would then ask on the brink of tears if I'd been talking about him behind his back
>would then tell me about his stuffed animals he talks to by himself when he goes home and how "he can make them talk back to him"
>tells me about his obsession with Owen Jones, and when I tell him Labour is literally cancer he would start getting upset
>spends entire lectures staring at me or my computer screen
>leaves lectures to go cry whenever I deliberately ignore him or give him cold looks
am I gonna get murdered lads
>>58845765
That'll be the Scotchish
paki in subway earlier was actually really nice
>>58845731
The difference being you're a pedo nigger from a third world shit hole.
>>58845765
>2012
Nice try porky
>>58845765
I mean assuming you've already beaten us by now that is considering how badly australia and canada are
what are we even doing god damn
>>58845765
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
>>58845773
Yeah you you fucking poo eyed subhuman scum
why do yanks all burgers sliders? do they slide them to the customer?
>>58845789
thats his job mate
>>58845787
lol
>>58845808
sliders are tiny burgers, you get like 3 of them per meal
>>58845765
YOU FAT BASTAD
YOU FAT BASTAD
>>58845408
>Implying we're not India-tier now
>>58845765
>Mexifats
>>58845729
well, whether or not anyone should have been in Iraq is a very different question than how much defense spending is proper...
>>58845808
the fuck do you call little burgers then
i was about to say "regular" but you guys are fatter than us now HAHAHAHAHA BRITFATS
>>58845814
is it though? he was real chatty, told me he liked my jacket, I asked for extra sauce and he said want extra meat too? and bunged a bit more chicken in there, gave a cheeky wink. bit of a lad like.
>mfw blue eyed people actually think they're better than brown eyed people
>>58845863
he fancied you
mum's just emailed me some club nights
thanks mum
>>58845826
>only 3
>>58845853
>amerifats
>>58845869
nice filename haiti
>>58845878
That's what they gave me in Chicago
>>58845863
lol sounds extremely bent
>>58845869
>>58845890
as someone who lived in the US, there are no fat white people living in the liberal cities, however in the south, every single one of them is scooter tier fat.
>>58845870
he didn't strike me as a bummer, but either way, nice fella.
>>58845896
OHHHHHHHHH I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, IN AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
>>58845863
>he said want extra meat too?
Bit gay
Just punched a kid, lads.
>>58845896
if they give you less than 26 kg of meat it wasn't a proper meal and you sadly got cheated m8
>>58845908
>the stuff nightmares are made of
>>58845935
mental, mate
>>58845935
savage paki
>>58845911
i'm a very fat person who has lived in many liberal cities and my shame is eternal
>>58845949
Haha, I took his lollipop too lad.
can a yank tell me what delaware is like
my uncle lives there and i'm going to stay with him for a week
>>58845924
a woman came in for some velvet
Some Paki just punched my girlfriend's son
>>58845996
>>58845985
i'm so sorry
delaware is the absolutely least interesting state in the union
>>58845985
it's a "literally who" state and I'm not sure how given its location
nobody is going to be able to tell you because nobody really knows, we all assume it's like new jersey, ie: not good
>>58845991
FELT SHE GOT
>>58845996
Fucking rasheeds lad, maybe I could give some comfort to the boy.
>>58845964
>>58845935
lollypops are haram rasheed
>>58846029
did you take his ding dong bubbles?
>>58845996
Don't tell the shaira court lads.
>>58846040
Of course.
>>58846029
That's a good i-Wait a second fuck off Rasheed!
>>58846012
>>58846013
oh
ok
it's on the coast which is nice right? are there sharks in the water there? deadly ones?
>>58846063
Oy vey, reporting to this to the future mayor of London
This is a girl I know. Do you think she's pretty? I think she looks fresh and gorgeous.
>>58846070
You sound pretty dela-wary of this place, mate haha
Business idea: autoban for rasheed, the haitian and all yanks that post in /brit/
>>58846089
This is another pic of her (on the left). She is young, healthy and happy.
Do you guys reckon she'd pick an attractive guy if she were to date? Probably has pretty high standards.
>>58846089
she's a bit of alright mate, yeah, you know, bit of alright like, yeah, go on mate, go on, yeah, she's alright in'she, yeah, she's alright, go on then
>>58846098
*throws you a fifty*
entrepreneurship at its finest
>>58846098
Rude
>>58846089
This seems like a trick
But yeah she looks nice.
>>58846113
This is her and her boyfriend. What do you think?
Why was she drawn towards him? What makes a girl like this date a nigger? Why the fuck have Jews destroyed everything that was once good about the white race?
>>58846070
yeah there are great whites up and down the atlantic
tho really it's the bull sharks you need to watch out for but i'm not sure if there are many there, fucktons here, also you prob won't wanna get in the water that far north it's cold and dark
>>58846147
wahey
>>58846147
>>58846155
>don't worry about the whites, just the bulls
Yeah, I've heard that about America
>>58846098
whoa can we drive really fast on that?
>>58846147
She did not pick just a nigger, she picked a quite astoundingly ugly nigger.
She sucks his dick every night. She takes him in her butt and her vagina. She kisses him, spoons with him and hugs him. Yet she would never do the same to a white man. Why?
Where did it all go wrong with her? She is not crazy, at least not outwardly. She comes from a good upper-middle class home. She's a popular girl and kind to most people she knows.
Why the FUCK HAVE JEWS RUINED EVERYTHING?
>>58846155
wew always scares me being near water with sharks
might try to do some fishing
>>58846147
me on the right
>>58846147
That guy looks like a literal house-nigger from the 1800s.
>>58846191
Yeah, you just can't turn corners
>tfw bird I've been shagging has an amazing arse but small tits
quite comfy, might make her my gf 2bh
>>58846188
i mean still definitely worry about the whites too though
These bitches
How do I work under these conditions
>>58846147
Come now, I'm sure he's a very nice boy.
>>58846070
>>58846155
water off of delaware's coast also might be filled with industrial waste
>>58846213
howling
>>58846221
Cover your dick with a dead snake
>>58846214
That's the best way round tbf
>>58846221
Give that bitch a snake
>>58846214
Do it.
>>58846214
Objectively the best proportions.
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1461753792741.jpg
>>58846237
Oh I'll give her a snake iykwim
need a trashy yank gf
if i go to yankland and find a trailer park in the south would it be easy to have sex
>>58846255
where are the tits
send in the tits
Imagine if I said to you a year ago that Trump would be the Republican nominee and Leicester will win the Premier League
Got my day sorted lads:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles
>>58846222
WALK ON JAP
Just had my hair cut by a Scot
Could only understand half of what the bastard was saying haha
>>58846147
I can just tell that's Melbourne
>>58846147
err bit racist mate
>>58846270
Had a bird from Alabama added on MSN way back when; she was a massive prude but got proper frothy for the cheeky British banter
>this smooth motherfucker walks into Buckingham palace and starts to pound the queen
What do?
>>58846147
give me ya pud pud
>>58846255
>those baby hands
no
>>58846255
If I wanted a mini-fridge I'd get a hotel room
>>58846281
I'd say to you: m8, i'm a lifelong. As long as we wear the fox, wear the blue, we will come through!
>>58846349
You can always have me anon
>>58846270
I mean you're probably ugly given this is 4chan but if you're not and you just speak it'll be pretty easy with your accent
I think they like northern accents even more, my friend from Liverpool has that deep English accent that makes girls moist here
>>58846328
>(Slag) has invited you to start viewing webcam
>>58846313
No, she's from a wealthy area in northern Sydney.
>>58846316
Racemixing deserves the death penalty.
>>58846222
>boy
You'd get punched for that mate make no mistake
>>58846365
Meant to post this pic
>>58846214
Had a girl like that but she already had a bf and was just using me for sex
Seems like a great situation but took all the fun out of it desu
>>58846362
>I think they like northern accents even more
You lot got our Cheryl kicked offa your X Factor 'cause you couldn't understand a word she were sayin' pet
>>58846281
>Trump would be the Republican
was p clear
>>58846369
cease an desist with the racism mate last warning
>>58846400
Please delete my picture, thanks
>>58846376
Laughing at the thought of some hapless jap getting chimped on having no idea what he did to deserve it
>>58846426
You should watch Rush Hour
>>58846426
I don wan no rouble.
>>58846404
I mean I'm not even sure what you just said to be honest
>>58846419
fuck off you paki cunt
>>58846408
IN MAY?
FUCK OFF
>>58846449
A bit rude, mate.
>>58846447
Wye aye man, s'what ah'm sayin' like
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another year of misery lads
bonjourno laddios
fave drink?
>She has kids
Dropped
She seems like a lovely girl but kids are a no.
I'm not dealing with that.
>>58846502
Your mums cum
>mfw I'm officially a student now
WTF I have a beginner thai qualification! Where's my £120,000/year job offers!? FUCKING BOOMERS RUINED THIS COUNTRY
>>58846502
you black?
>>58846502
>>58846221
give her the snake
>>58846516
rasheed.
>>58846544
I'll ride with you, Rourke.
>>58846527
He like the mango
Norway like the mango
Woah-oh-oh, they like the mango
>>58846518
>I have a beginner thai qualification!
555+
make my post into a meme please thailad
lmao
>>58846599
kek
fave chocolate
>>58846576
my meme making software is at home lad
who's the biggest fool in Manchester?
>>58846599
ah yes, the strong link between defending people in court and making a sandwich, very impressive
Trying my best
>>58846599
Wowzah
>>58846599
Wait a second. Did they think "barrista" was getthospeak for "barrister" like "gangsta" is to "gangster"?
alri kpopers
>>58846638
obviously they mean a barista you stupid cunt
>>58846599
I think they meant barrista
I could be wrong.
Anyway, it's not a hard job, pouring coffee.
at the gym lads teehe
Thoughts?
>>58846673
fucking hell lad you've be absolutely done, trolled into oblivion.
must be a yank
do u like this?? Is this good??
>>58846677
nah they need a lawyer to serve meats
>>58846685
I don't get how people can be against waterboarding.
I mean, it's just top quality banter.
>>58846690
>gif
>>58845509
already written this year off
might try again in 2017
>>58846690
You stupid yank, it goes "Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked?"
>>58846690
p good in my book tbhonestly
>>58846685
this might be logical if al-qai'da ran the CIA
>>58846686
nah you've just made yourself look a twat and are trying to save face
>>58846716
Do you actually enjoy this?? Is it peng??
>>58846685
everybody breaks bro, it's biology
Good morning my snivelling little pawns. Looking forward to another day of dancing to my tune? Excellent.
>>58846690
>>58846719
reckon she smells like when you run your fingers between your toes and give it a sniff
>>>/s/16679589
lads
>>58846502
Ka Karibbean Krush because the abbreviation sounds naughty.
>>58846721
howling @ this
i've had your fucking pants down lad
>>58846705
problem?
>>58846733
Chuckled at this
>>58846743
fuck off mehmet
>>58846743
rasheed.
>>58846620
Fuck off with your shitty yank biscuits.
>>58846759
absolute bunch of twats them
>I watch kpop because anime is too mainstream
feel pretty non-anonymous lads
on holiday in kebab btw, what do?
>>58846569
start on the 24th la, let's get lunch sometime.
Is there any good chocolate here m8? There's dairy milk and shit but it's like £3 a bar and I refuse to pay
>>58846753
ah you're the twat last night I made look a right mug and then said "you've pulled your pants down there lad"
you are now attempting to use that phrase against me
snivelling little oik, you are nothing
>Leicester won
>UK will stay in
>Trump will win
Good year
>>58846754
is this right peng lads??
>>58846631
Me 2bh.
I wouldn't mind crumpets and a bf right now lads.
havent had to enter the password for my youtube account for so long that i have no idea what it is and if i had to clear my browser history i'd be fucked
>>58846799
it's minging
>my area flag is a literal gay pride flag
>>58846741
quit messing about, lad
her sister will make you look lower than a leprechauns nutsack
>>58846759
was thinking of giving golding my no.2 but i reckon that'll go to goldsmith to ensure rasheed doesn't get in
>>58846799
>peng
can't stand that word
>logging
How about you stop destroying the fucking earth you cunts
>>58846813
I keep all my passwords in my safe, for just such an emergency
>>58846727
>peng
Fuck off Brum.
Washing the kgf
>>58846818
I'd knock her into next week if she ever had the audacity to enter a 20 mile radius of my person
fucking bloody yanks i swear
>>58846786
this is my first ever /brit/ thread actually, found this general from based /sp/
what are you on about? you seem incredibly MAD that i trolled you
>>58846808
ce sentiment quand pas de petit ami français
mais les français ne veulent pas jamais des américains en surpoids
>>58846832
How about you stop driving your car around, turn off your computer to save electricity to save the earth, sweetie :)
>>58845358
That is Oswald Mosley.
He was a muppet. Just like you.
>>58846779
Rasheed.
>>58846846
i know aye, fuck those yanks
chatting to a couple of locals on tinder
>>58846848
shut the fuck up
>>58846843
she'll conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and backhand you into the next life
Hey hey you you
Me in the back
>>58846846
>>58846870
preaching to the bloody choir lads
>>58846808
No crumpets for frogs.
*notices one of the runts looking at me out of the corner of my eye*
GET BACK TO WORK YOU DISGUSTING RUNT OR IT'LL BE THE HOUNDS FOR YOU
*watches and laughs as the runt squeals and frantically scrabbles away*
>>58846868
>That is Oswald Mosley.
oh wow, is it?
>>58846884
funny thing is, it probably is you
>>58846884
banter
/brit/ is by far the least civilized general on /int/, i'm just saying
>>58846884
that's a toy gun, you can tell by the orange bit
>>58846864
Fuck off with your spic shit yank.
How is Brazil?
Not the tourist spots, the residential places.
