That one lad who's still got 3,000 words to write today Edition
me
anime lads
http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/
Feed your narcissism and create and avatar-lad for all to see.
How bout we help him by giving him 100 words each
so tired lads. spend every night worrying about life stuff at the moment, really struggling to sleep. bit of a mong desu
We won't let me more proper like
getting bummed does seem quite nice
>>58842492
whats troubling you lad?
>>58842468
Thats pretty kawaii mate
>>58842521
thanks
>>58842481
anime
>>58842480
>french
cuck
>>58842511
splitting up with my wife. in love with a married woman who's too scared to leave her husband. my life's like a shit soap opera at the moment desu
>>58842480
>>58842586
does your wife have a son?
Support anime
>>58842480
>>58842586
Get on jezza lad
>>58842681
she does not. really wants one though, which makes it all a bit worse cos i'm taking that away from her by splitting with her. feel like a bit of a cunt really
Van this bollocks. I've a shiny fat frog. Does it really have to be so fucking pensive? Eh? You tell me mate. I pardon nobody and slaughter dreams. Dropes and heems. Heem sleepy lol. So just fuck off out of my life you little bitch. You are botched. You are cancer of the scrotum. You grandiose, but me caveman. Bongo bongo man. From bingo fucking bongo longo tongo garongo land. Fuck. Fuck, and shit! Cock!! Big sweaty fucking cock in my arse. Plug it up you monstrous twat, you fiend, ya lout. The burglar what stole my heart, that's you. You prick. Suck my bum, or suck your mum. You are nothing; not to me, Florence Elizabeth Wardrobe. I fucking conglomerate your clangers in my vicelike dental grippage, born of nothing more than a childish desire to see you writhing writhing writhing with me, from bowl to bed and back thence again before mother nature changes her mind.
>>58842739
Just swap wives with the lad you're cucking, problem solved
>>58842480
Birmingham here
>>58842784
that'd be perfect. what'll probably happen is the bird i'm after will pussy out of leaving her husband, i'll leave my mrs and end up alone in a bedsit though. such is life.
>>58842819
are you sure you actually love the other woman? Are yo sure you dont just want to fuck her really bad?
>>58842861
positive. wish i wasn't but we get on brilliantly, she's my best friend but also really hot and loves me. i'd be a mong not to try and make it happen, you don't find that sort of thing very often.
>>58842480
Someone on /cum/ just told me that /brit/ is not a nice general.
You guys should be nice to each other.
>>58842988
FUCK OFF YANK WOG.
>>58842988
Josie would appreciate if you'd fuck off and die
Whats for brekkie lads?
Just had a bacon and egg sarnie with a cup of fresh coffee
>>58843007
every general needs its resident fat fucker bru
>>58842480
Imagine if the hair on the bottom lip was just pathetic as fuck though because that's what I have
I can't shave it because my mum or dad or someone moved the shaving cream and I'm too embarrassed to ask where it is
>>58843036
We have the nova scotian
Any others can take a hike and hopefully be murdered by the driver
Lads, what is your biggest fear?
Me, I'm fucking terrified of the thought of sustaining a brain injury, and being left in a vegetative state
>>58843076
I fear nothing
>>58843075
nevermind then, he'll probably die off sometime then
>>58843076
>biggest
My life continuing the way it is.
>>58842480
Made it as accurate as possible
JUST
>>58843076
Death, unoriginally
Willing to do whatever it takes to stave it off - if any of you know any lonely warlocks I'll gladly suck em off for immortality
>>58843062
>>58842480
>I can't shave it because my mum or dad or someone moved the shaving cream and I'm too embarrassed to ask where it is
I wasn't prepared to see this level of autism today.... Are you afraid to let your parents know you shave?
went to the GP today and had a doctor called "Dr. Graves"
he should have reconsidered his career choice with a name like that
Have you guys seen my new gf yet?
UK IS SHITHOLE
AUSSIES WILL NEVER BE BRITISH
KIWIS WILL NEVER BE AUSSIES
Just joined the 969 movement, lads
morning lads
>>58843223
yes, many times
>>58843239
morning
>>58843223
good gf
>>58843160
lol give us a sweet and sour chicken there peng
>the emirate of ajman
the gf
i honestly wouldn't mind being a yank if it meant i could live in seattle
>>58843305
you are already an antipodean yank
>>58843239
Mornin'
Morning news is on and it came up that Are Donald has effectively won the Republican nomination.
It's weird. My parents didn't say anything and they usually have something to say.
I'll wait and see what the leftie twats at Uni say
>>58843331
hey thailad, you alright m8?
>>58843331
hey sexpat
bang any trafficked children last night?
>>58843341
sound m8
Quite pleased about a day off tomorrow. Yourself?
What makes Aussies so exceptional at shitposting?
>>58843340
The Ruse Cruz quit after his embarrassing last minutes pact with Kitch didn't work
>>58843340
grumble grumble islamophobia grumble grumble bigots grumble grumble how can this happen in 2016 grumble grumble
Had a strange dream where I was being exiled and hunted, but someone set me up a job as a chef for a millionaire that would protect me
I only know how to cook about 3 things
>>58843356
i'm contemplating how much of a loser i am and how and when to commit suicide desu
>>58843363
Moot apparently
>>58843373
I know he's dropped out but I didn't know he had a pact with Kitch
>>58843381
I can cook meatballs, curry and bacon
>>58843363
put me on a pedestal and i'll only disappoint you
>>58843404
choon
>>58843381
But can you cook them REALLY well?
>>58843394
Kitch didn't campaign in Indiana to give Cruz an easy win, and Cruz reciprocated in a couple of other states.
Trump won anyway and the pair were BTFO
>>58843383
don't do that lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIj-6fr2SlI
>>58843383
don't pls
>>58843401
I hate bacon. Make something else
>>58843417
I consider myself an expert at pasta
>>58843431
>I consider myself an expert at pasta
Selling a laptop on eBay, and some Scottish twat immediately lowballs me
Fucking cunts
>>58843427
no they can't, all they can do is continue to be shit while i get older and my chances of turning my life around get slimmer and slimmer
>>58843454
forever bitter them scots
>>58843450
want one of these
>I consider myself an expert at pasta
>>58843381
I lol'd.
Doesn't matter if Trump is the Republican nominee.
Bernie (pbuh) still has a great chance of becoming President. All we need to do is donate more money to the old white guy who is going to change politics and get rid of all these old white guys!
Feel the Bern!
>>58843401
fuck off murderer
>>58843464
do you consider yourself an expert at having sex with trafficked humans
>>58843464
need an asian gf to eat my pasta
>>58843461
not necessarily lad you might end up with a comfy job and whatever.. the future isn't set
>>58843461
I feel the same way. What age are you lad?
>Donald Trump - America's Alan Sugar and racist old man with no experience of government at all
>Hilary Clinton - cuckquean wife of a former president who has failed in every political role she's ever held
Well, I look forward to spending the next 8 years with America fucking everything up
>>58843512
don't bully thailad, you're just jealous because he's the most intelligent and creative person in /brit/
>>58843521
sounds lewd
>>58843512
sounds lewd
not satisfied with my life anymore
got extremely itchy feet
>>58843547
t. Not old enough to remember what people said about George Bush Junior
>Leicester pretending they're not a rich club
>thai owner has $2.90 billion
ah yes very impressive
Ex wants me to convince her to call the cops after her house was broken into, again
People can be pathetic sometimes desu
>>58843568
I'll show you lewd
*squeezes bum*
>>58843588
Oh yeah, and that worke out brilliantly
>>58843594
yeah but aren't they limited in how much money they can spend now
おねだり大作戦 is a banger lads
>>58843607
He was a fraction of a percent as bad as people were saying
>>58843624
Fuck off, you're basically a child. Fuck up about your life being shite.
>>58843584
*scratches your feet*
*starts licking and sniffing them*
>>58843610
why would they be more limited than the rest
>>58843549
"no"
>>58843606
*makes a "woo" noise*
don't do that
>>58843624
You haven't even started yet lad.. behave.
>>58843654
>>58843659
welp, i'm a neet highschool dropout with severe social anxiety. I don't see my life changing course any time soon
>>58843655
*punches you in the head*
Back off mate he's mine
*puts his feet in my vagina*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36195209
The Expand Heathrow meme needs to die
>>58843454
What is it
>>58843549
no that's me, have you not seen my gimmick portfolio?
>>58843656
because its based on their income or something, so they can't spend a % over what they earn I think
obviously now they can spend a lot more
>>58843655
no one would ever want to touch my feet
>>58843679
People coming from much worse conditions have become millionaires.
You can at very least get yourself into a suitable job and have a decent life. Don't be so defeatist
>>58843695
>foreigners will want to land at crawley instead of london
wew
>>58843712
how will the eastern eu countries even afford that
eu is finished desu
>>58843695
But how will we achieve our Northern Powerhouse?!?!?
>trump won the gop
>UK still hasn't left the EU
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>58843743
The fire rises
>>58843697
so they just pay small up front fees, paying more over time and in wages.
sick of this underdog meme. at least recognise it as underdog with 2.9 billion dollars backing
>The EU is making plans to fine ever country that wont accept refugees
Ah yes vote to stay.
>>58843695
Why does London need more runways?
Don't they have like 5 fucking airports?
>>58843715
Why aren't you a millionaire
>>58843743
Because the vote has happened, right?
>>58843755
good thing dave opted out of refugee policy
>>58843755
>UK & Ireland have an absolute opt-out on accepting refugees
Nice article, but this doesn't apply to us. This is Austria and Slovakia's problem.
At work lads haha x
Shoes a bit dirty desu
>>58843768
Because of the Tory banking bonuses
>>58843777
Ah yes the famous "opt out" that lovers of the EU love talking about.
If you knew a guy that went around punching people in the face but allowed you to "opt out" whenever he went to punch you in the face, would you want to be around that person?
can't wait until leavers start moaning about cheating after the stay vote comes in. just like yes voters LOL
>>58843802
>>58843777
still the principal of the thing
>>58843764
Heathrow's running at nearly 100% capacity all the time. Expand or die.
Where else are they going to put it, Liverpool?
>>58843768
I am ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵃᶦ ᵇʰᵃᵗ
but yeah nah, I don't have the drive of a business man, as long as I'm content in life I don't feel the need and greed for MOAR MONIES! Being comfortable is fine desu
>>58843755
>scaremongering
Come one. At least get your facts right. We have an opt out
>>58843775
>>58843775
we'll elect trump and build a wall in the english channel
all you guys have to do is leave the EU
>>58843813
yes thats a pretty good deal
EUIDF out in force lads
>>58843818
Yeah it's a stupid rule, and if it applied to us I'd be butthurt as fuck.
But it doesn't.
>>58843813
Yea he sounds like a funny guy
What happens when the EU stops letting Britain opt out of their core ideology?
Africans did have some interesting kingdoms desu
>>58843857
need a perfect doll face babby like this. where???
>>58843857
and in the future, if something similar happens and we cant' opt out, what will you do?
>>58843822
What do you own there
>>58843819
Yes
>>58843867
They can't, all 29 nations (including us & Turkey) would need o agree it. And we wouldn't.
Neither would Ireland, if we lose ours then they lose theirs too.
>>58843867
we leave or threaten to until they back down
australia is getting greggs this year
>>58843679
Go back to high school then before it's too late.
>>58843901
You really think we can ever leave the EU after this one chance?
>>58843888
nothing of value
>>58843904
Hope you get called a racist there
>>58843912
i'd rather kill myself in all honesty
anyway i think that's the least of my problems
>>58843904
good
Reminder that the EU keeps fining Britain for being an economically successful country.
>>58843904
hello australia, explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1vD8a5TH8
>>58843940
Sure it does buddy
>>58843940
Reminder that if they weren't, the money would disappear somewhere else.
Leaving the EU isn't going to increase your bennies or magically make the NHS work again. I don't know what people expect to achieve by leaving
>Germany to push for progress towards European army
>Germany is to push for progress towards a European army by advocating a joint headquarters and shared military assets, according to defence plans that could ricochet into Britain’s EU referendum campaign.
https://next.ft.com/content/e90a080e-107b-11e6-91da-096d89bd2173?siteedition=uk#axzz47c1CQziH
>>58843958
He's paraphrasing but they are, we get fined if we misspend the money that they give us. That we gave them.
Business idea: create a single currency spread over diverse economies and expect it to work for wealthy countries and poorer countries without causing any problems.
>>58843977
in other words, the first army of eurabia
>>58843982
No, that's not what I'm referring too. The EU has a plan of how much growth each EU country is going to have in a year and taxes them that much. When Britain exceeds their planned growth we are taxed more.
ie we are being fined for being economically successful.
>>58843957
it's a man making sexual innuendos for comedic effect
>>58844016
>taxation is theft lololol
>>58843977
>Farage says that the EU are going to try and make an EU army
>Everyone laughs at him
>Is now a proven fact
Greggs is fucking shit lads, minging sausage rolls
My local garage does well nicer ones
>The Palestinian Islamist movement Hamas praised the head of the British Labor Party for his refusal to condemn the organization considered by Western governments and Israel to be a terrorist outfit.
>According to Breitbart Jerusalem, a Hamas spokesperson bragged that Corbyn’s readiness to maintain contacts with the Palestinian organization was “a painful hit that the Zionist enemy received.”
Why is Britain becoming a war ground for Jews and Muslims?
>>58844028
10 Euro(s) have been deposited into your account. Keep up the good work!
>>58844016
>ie we are being fined for being economically successful.
like tax?
>>58844054
Because those feet in ancient times, walked upon England's mountains green.
rate me dekky lads
wish someone would give me $40 for free
Going t'up work bye
>>58844109
have a nice day
>>58843547
>8 years
there'll be another election at 4
hopefully she's done a shit enough job that she'll get turfed out
> two processes crashed at once
use linux they said
Lads
>>58844126
>one-termers
Dreaming son
>>58843725
buy taking in refugees like good subjugates
Still waiting to explain how Trump is racist tbf
What should I buy with my EU shill money today lads?
THAILAAAAAAAAAD
>>58844164
he's white
>>58844148
I have confidence that Shillary will fuck it
>>58843918
you own my heart <3
>>58844164
trump is a populist centrist liberal
t. spectrum expert
>>58844164
the libdems spent $75mil for a smear campaign against trump. it had no basis and that's why trump is still winning. he isn't a racist
>>58844101
I SAID RATE MY DEKKY YOU NONCES
haha having a very good laugh at this lads, hope you enjoy it
#livelaughlove
>>58844190
Then I'm truly a rich man
>>58844188
>>58844194
haha good memes
>>58844198
>libdems
fucking nick clegg at it again.
>>58844164
coz he hates all the immigrants innit
>>58844202
It's shit m8
>>58844259
cheers la xo
>>58844246
>This 3rd grader is a 53-year old Pakistani car dealer
>>58844246
>there are people that actually believe a child wrote this
>>58844231
I wasn't meming
trump isn't as redpilled as people think
t. pill expert
>>58843925
Do as I say. I'm speaking from experience mate and I'm a lot older than you and close to suicide.
>>58844290
> OI ROIGHTO BLOODY NORA, WHERE'S ME BOTTLE MATE FAHKEN CLOSE TO SUICIDE AY? TIDDLY DEE CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND BASH ME CATHOLIC WIFE TEEDLY DEE
>>58844134
No I told you not to yesterday
>>58844299
it's ruddy nora not bloody
like the post though kid, you've got potential
>>58844299
literally my uncle
>>58844317
hey thanks lad i do try for you lads
>>58844285
Wait, the Red one gives you the runs, and the Blue one makes you costive? Or is it the other way round?
>>58844285
teach us about the pills
isn't the UK technically not in europe?
tried on a fedora today. thought i didn't look half bad
>>58844345
> AYYOOO HOL UP
*shoots a child*
> U BE SAYIN
*eats a deep fried burger*
> AYYYY U BE SAYIN
*watches fox news*
> U BE SAYIN DA UK NOT IN EWROPE HURRRR WE DONE WON WORLD WAR 2 I HOPE YOU BRITS NO DAT
17.65mg of speed up the plumbing
vroom vroom
>>58844345
>isn't
>not
Back to school lad
>>58844359
> masculine face
> try on fedora
> it suits me more than it should
> put it down and never wear one again
>tfw Hillary will win in a landslide
Any of you lads ever shaved your arse?
Just looked at mine in the mirror, proper hairy and shitty
>>58844345
There are several shades of Europe, you see.
UK is in Schengen and geographical Europe, but note in the Eurozone (they use £ not €), etc.
>>58844377
How would you say it, smartboi?
>>58844377
>reading things literally
>>58844390
> shave the inside of my arse
> itches for fucking weeks if i so much as walk
> mfw when i go running
accepting bf applications
>>58844394
>UK is in Schengen
>>58844409
*applies*
business idea: leave the EU to stop all the immigrants coming from China, Pakistan and India.
>>58844409
*sends in CV*
i-ignore the gaps
accepting bf applications in MEME CITY ONLY
[spoiler]*posts this gimmick*[/spoiler]
>>58844406
So you wouldn't recommend it then? Might go at it with some scissors to tidy up
thinking about joining the army and then shooting myself with my service rifle at the first available opportunity
>>58844390
nah, mines not hairy. Wouldnt you get an infection or cut
>>58844444
who was the lucky la
>>58844440
*applies*
>>58844413
Oh, ok. But you see the idea.
I used to vote UKIP and believed they represented English interests but after seeing how unionist and pro-scottish they became I realised they are nothing more but another scottish-controlled party intent on destroying English culture
I'm voting English Democrats from now on
>>58844471
So tell me what you wish to bring to this company...
>>58844451
If you've seen a doctor about depression etc you won't be able to join
>>58844424
Invited to interview
>>58844438
Rejected, sorry (strong cohort of candidates this year)
>>58844497
Typical.
bout to do a cheeky jog to south bank from Milton lads, AMA
*pretends to apply just for JSA*
>>58844299
Go fuck yourself m8.
me and me best lad rate us
>>58844482
my dick
>>58844547
AY GO SOD YASELF YA CHEEKY WANKAH
*drinks whiskey while crying about the "bad bad English"*
Last night my flatmate went on YouTube on my laptop to put a song on (it was just playing on Spotify connected to the speakers), and he saw all the recommended videos like "Milo Yiannopoulos WRECKS a feminist", "Feminist absurdities DESTROYED by Milo"
Only seen one Milo vid about a month ago
>>58844484
i know people in the military and apparently that's not true
> there are racists and sexists ITT RIGHT NOW
Should I go for it lads?
>>58844517
damn boi nice jog
where is Brisbane do you live?
>>58844600
yes, before she walks towards you first
>>58844600
yes
>>58844548
a tad gay
>>58844517
how long's your willy
>>58844600
Yeah go on
>>58844565
WELCOME ABOARD!
>>58844575
>Milo Yiannopoulos WRECKS a feminist
Literally watched this an hour ago because it was recommended.
>>58844606
In Milton lad, close to the train station
Jogging track is perfect
> mfw all those qts in yoga pants running every time i jog
>>58844517
milton keynes to the south bank is a long way lad you're going to be at it for hours
what's /brit/'s most tenured gimmick
>>58844600
you totally should m8 jk rowlings is loaded with cash
>there is a frog posting in here RIGHT NOW
>>58844636
sod OFF with your British shite lad
>Random questions make the best conversation starters
*scratches chin thoughtfully*
Hmmm
>>58844570
Why are you writing phonetically like an Aussie?
>>58844655
fuck off bruce you're the one coming over here jogging all over our country all day
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