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cara
>>58823222
LADS LISTEN
IF I GOT AN ORCHIECTOMY - WOULD GIRLS STILL LIKE ME?
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM ANYWAY SO WHY WOULDN'T THEY?
crayon pop
There is nothing wrong with being a French jew
Trips win tbf
wew lads bump limits up, start a new thread lads
>>58823326
I agree
*has a look*
>>58823262
*sees cara lad make the first post*
Ah yes, this is the real thread
>>58823222
>British """"""""""""""girls"""""""""""""
>>58823514
not a fan of the black cunt baiting desu
Ah yes let's all stop posting
>>58823575
Yeah
I wish he'd fuck off
Every town looks the same
Same old high streets of 70s terraced housing, decaying and moldy with the bottom half having a shop front punched into it, all selling the same stuff you can get in Tesco
Pavements are dirty and covered in chewing gum
Town centres are nothing but abandoned shops, card shops and bakeries
Towns are bland with random patches of grass and brutalist """architecture""" for town halls/police stations/any council building
Sky is always grey and windy, rains more than it does sun
Roads and streets are tiny, dark and cramped
Houses are stupidly expensive, even in the pakiest of areas. And the only way to not live in a paki town is to pay £600,000 for a country cottage
Every city apart from London is just a larger version of the towns but with a big shopping centre and/or multi screen cinema plonked in the middle
Outside of the town centres, every single area to shop is a "retail park" with the same U-shaped design: big central car parking with shops lined around the edge, same cheap grey steel design for the complexes
>>58825025
She still hasn't replied
>>58825019
>little Japan
Dropped you weeb twat
>>58825056
>>58825056
>>58825056
>>58825056
>>58825056
>>58825056
oh my god htis this this this
>>58823520
hot
>>58825074
What did you say last?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EucisLCqxK4
>>58825107
Ikr?
Fugg
>>58825124
all me
what does it feel like to be british
>>58825082
Don't actually have any desu
deleted tinder so don't have those pictures
her line picture is some tv star
hmm
>>58825124
>Texas
>>58825083
wut
I'm just saying we have a lot of Asians here. Like 14% Asian and most of them are Japanese
>>58825056
>Poorthereners think it's like that everywhere
laughing
NIGE
Caralad commenting first is comfy, like watching David Attenborough on BBC 2 2bh
>>58825056
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>>58825074
Come on m8 post pics, she looks like a real qt (and my ex gf)
guys what does it mean when a girl from work keeps smiling at you and asking you personal questions?
>>58825056
The tiny roads I hate the most. I hate how we're so cramped that cars are half parked on the pavement and you have to spend half your time weaving in and out and stopping to let people though when driving.
At least in America you can just drive straight like normal
>>58825121
We were talking about music so I asked her if she had been to any concerts
>>58825178
Don't have
Why is Gerry Adams so racist?
>>58825156
>Devon
>>58825198
She's probably a lesbian maybe
>>58825198
She's a spy
is there anything more pathetic than reposting every little thing reddit does to 4chan?
>>58825074
This is so pathetic, it's cringey just to read you blogpost about it
>calling someone from the Internet your ''''"'''gf''''''''
>even though she's cut all contact with you
Just end it all, can't imagine to live such a sad pathetic life as yours
>>58825206
Niggers gonna nig
>>58825205
hmm, actually
my theory is that she is a bit autistic, maybe she hasn't been to any and is too scared to reply 'none'
hmmmmm
need to meditate on this
>>58825206
niggers
just saw my dark souls 3 screenshot on reddit lads with over 2000 upboats
>dairy free
>gluten free
>lactose free
Why do people do this if they don't actually suffer dairy/gluten/lactose problems?
Fucking leftists
i accidentally sat on my willie lads
Why are you surprised to find shitty comments on reddit?
>>58825295
i dont think people stop those without reason
>>58825253
its tongue in cheek you angry little man
>>58825144
I feel blessed by Allah PBUH
>>58825295
to protect their pineal gland
Lads, what are we going to do about the bankers?
>>58825295
Gluten makes your dick fly off lad, you're playing a dangerous game
Why doesn’t Israel become the 51st state? Answer: Because then, it would only have two senators!!!!!!!
>>58825320
I want to fuck him
>>58825395
give them a bonus for all the good work they've done
would you live here?
>>58825395
tax their bonuses to 99%
I go out in the early hours of the morning on friday/saturdays looking for drunken vulnerable women, the type that are alone and wobbling from side to side. wearing clothes that allow easy access, miniskirts and dresses you can just hike up. just walk down the road behind them slowly, whistling, they're usually too drunk to notice, it's best when they do notice and start panicking and walk faster, to which I also speed up my pace.
>>58825441
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6LYdtPufF0
CITY
OF
BUYERN
Pooyern Poonich
>Pooyern Poonich
Pooyern Poonich
>Pooyern Poonich
>>58825441
>more clouds than blue sky
nty
>>58825431
>the only non-bent ones are the muslims
they are the only hope sweden has
>bayern shitdicks
>bally ball
>>58825441
bit too remote
>>58825448
Sometimes I sit on the shower floor and pretend I'm a girl that's been raped (I'm a guy IRL).
I sit and hold my head in my hands and rock back and forth sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash the water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes. At this point I'm usually fairly distraught.
Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers in my mouth to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire procedure.
I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapists cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I pretend). I do this for quite a while, making sure it's all gone.
Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go what I just went through, all men are animals.
>>58825441
is it a good night out?
>>58825487
why is it ALWAYS ugly girls who are Britboos
Perhaps because they know they'd be considered 9/10's across the pond?hmmm *cheeky grin*
>>58825498
why?
>>58825552
Cheeky boy
Have a kiss tho
>>58825498
She's pretty cute tb h
Who ever linked all of those Americans in the UK videos, fuck you. I'm addicted to them all.
Americans are like a completely different lifeform.
>>58825639
>fuck you
FUCK YOU
>>58825639
>Americans are like a completely different lifeform.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHU UUEAUHHGGHGHGHGH
>>58825639
i feel like i would have a lot of power over yanks if i ever visited the country. especially the non-touristy places
>SUPERMARKETS IN ENGLAND ROCK!
pretty cool video
I'm obsessed over watching videos of yanks here and how they react to britain
surprised our supermarkets are better than theirs too
was about to do something but forgot
any help lads?
>>58825639
Just wait until you discover louis theroux's documentaries in america lmao
>>58823520
source? or more?
what would you do to her?
>>58825448
rasheed
>>58825699
have a wank
>>58825699
retrace your steps
>Pep Guardi-oh well
>>58825188
What a bender.
>>58825710
bowl of eggs
had a few polos and the roof of my mouth feels sore
>>58825710
fake tits
>>58825699
believe you were going to channel the spirit of stalin
>>58825710
bowl of eggs
1-3 Kingsmen
4-6 Chappie
7-9 Olympus Has Fallen
0 Watch nothing, shitpost.
>>58825725
>le pass it around the back 4 for 90 minutes man
>>58825441
Looks like the view from my window desu
>>58825725
>We won't get to see him play his future self in the final
>>58825699
fuck your shit up
I can't even look at a cute girl without imaging her bent over my lap with her butt out ready to be spanked
I'm such a perv tehe
1-9 kill myself
0 continue memeing
post more yank in britain videos
>>58825552
Very cheeky for a yank.
>>58825773
lying nigger
>>58825800
shut up
anyone else get aroused by seeing a girl with really nice hair?
>>58825800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua7nyAaf3pE
>>58825759
olympus sounds shit
chappie was great and kingsmen was good
>>58825833
why are you in the netherlands?
>>58825794
well goodbye
>>58825683
We should go to America and set up a cult targeting wayward Americans and easily impressed losers.
We would rule them like kings.
Was considering playing fallout 4 but I can't be bothered to play through the intro again
>>58825858
to visit
fuck me didn't realise the Junior Doctors actually made that little
madness desu
>>58825794
Are you a real croat or a brit abroad?
>>58825867
>>58825861
brb lads killing myself
>>58825721
>>58825723
>>58825751
>>58825784
None of you were any help in the slightest but thanks
javi
gcostanza
nicoarg
akarifag
el boli
el de las chinas
el pobo
el croata
el galle
el chicano
el polaco
chihaya
el plugdj
el fresco de la paz
el buliado
el colombiano calvo
el chino gai
el ""circlejerck""
texasgrill
el fresco de montevideo
el paraguayo de 36
/esp/
el congolombiano de 27
el putaso """God of Mu""""
el uruguayo de 1.55
el eskaip
el estim
migue
el trabuco de finlandia
liverbunker
osobuco san
el trabuco anzu
el delfin
los peruANOS
marco gay
limon
el rudecado
el chamuyador de trabucos
el trabuco cordobes
el congolombiano de los buenos
el /bul/
si falta uno agregalo...-
>>58825882
Or the 40 hour shitfest that follows it
>>58823222
she's just an edgy whore
also lads
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eastenders-tamwar-masood-actor-himesh-7879425#rlabs=7%20rt$category%20p$5
such a rasheed article
>>58825710
would take her out for a nice meal, treat her like a real gentleman then give her a peck on the cheek at the door. then I would sneak into her room when she's sleeping, cut her pretty face with a rusty razor blade and use her blood and tears as anal lube. I would make passionate tender lovemaking to her pootube for a brief 30 seconds of pleasure, then I would moonwalk 360 degrees out the door
>>58825891
tories are evil scum
>>58825843
no you shqip mug
>>58825917
Yeah that's also having an influence
>in America eggs go in the fridge
>>58825882
its good for the radio desu
una vela...
Ahh yes the welsh cunt is here
How long before he starts an argument and chats absolute shite with authority about something he knows nothing about
>>58825891
Isn't that just to weed out the people who aren't cut out to be Doctors? Doctors make a fucking mint after a few years working.
>>58825891
I can't believe this is accurate.
Definitely should be on something like 28.
However, they should appreciate the fact that the state/other students have subsidised their education heavily.
>>58825891
take the bankers bonuses and footballer wages and give it to them
>>58825930
>moonwalk 360
are you retarded?
>>58825163
want to go to the arb and smoke weed or do heroin, its a very nice day to be in the deuce?
How do you lads pronounce whore?
"Hore" or "Hoor"
>>58825706
BUMP FOR THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJyQpRfaGnw
good bantz
>>58826018
Hoo-wah
>>58825986
so what's the deal here?
2 cheshire posters eh?
>>58826015
You're in A2????? whhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt seriously?
>>58825843
She's a qt
>>58825945
he's even more homosexual now believe it or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2_1P-Ogpdc
>>58825892
i'm a real croatian boy :3
>>58826042
3 desu mate, shitposting from Chester
>>58825955
everyone puts eggs in the fridge you fucking stupid mong
>>58826018
both of those are pronounced the same
>tfw in amsterdam you can just walk into a coffee shop and buy weed, hash, seeds, etc. from the counter
>>58826072
I like your president
>>58825056
but I like this
>Got my A machines on the table
>Got my B machines in the drawer
what did she mean by this?
>>58826079
lost my virginity to a girl from chester
just thought you'd like to know
>>58826047
yeah man, are you that grad student?
>>58826092
Only spastic pseudo-yanks do.
Are they in the fridge section of the supermarket? No.
>>58826072
will you be my real croatian boy(friend)
>>58826018
aoife
>>58826096
dude
its the half hour commute that tires me out instead of work tbqh. zonked
>>58826096
go to a smart shop, you can buy truffels which is a weaker lsd
>>58826092
In the shop, you utter twat.
>>58825639
Is there any more? I'm intrigued by the way americans act
>>58826155
>half hour
kek, try 90 mins laddo.
>>58826161
yeah i probably will
i'll also get a nice grinder
>>58826092
literally never heard of this
>>58826186
JUST
>>58826175
I'm American
Ama about how I act
>>58826144
ok, if you stay in the EU
>>58826120
t..thanks
>>58826155
I cycle 40 minutes to and from work every day mate
what you doin with your life lad
>>58826139
>>Are they in the fridge section of the supermarket?
Yes
>>58826128
Thanks mate, I appreciate you letting me know
one by one my whole family are being diagnosed with being ''depressed'' and now they all won't stop having a go at me because I don't care, not amused.
>>58826186
hah
when I finish work I have to wait an hour for the train, the train takes 40 minutes and then it's a 30 minute walk from the station to home
>>58826217
Why do you always seem so exited about trivial shite?
Watching coronation street AMA
>>58826218
>ok, if you stay in the EU
;w;
sorry bb
time to apply for visa
>TFW 91 minute cycle to and from work four times a day up hill every time
air in london is actually so fucking shit
your nose feels acidic and like its buzzing
>>58826155
I backstroke 3 hours to and from work every day mate shape up
>>58826042
Working on doxxing and neutralising him.
I'm really not comfortable with all the mansplaining about how I should store my eggs
>>58826264
>trivial shite
like what?
>>58826252
no prob lad
was on her mums sofa while she was at work
>speaking to yanks
>my accent automatically switches to yank
why do I do this
>>58826248
It's like the Canadians and their bagged milk, you're all weirdos.
>>58826274
>up hill every time
>>58826273
i'll just find an irish bf then
>>58826023
Don't take tumblr to work, you idjit
>>58826322
fuck up cunt
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/03/sadiq-khan-mayor-london-terrorists-worst-nightmare
>Electing Sadiq Khan as mayor of London would be the terrorists’ worst nightmare
>>58826320
What, you put on a yank accent when you start talking to them?
>>58826255
pfffttt
When I finish work I have to run 30 minutes to get the last train home, a three hour journey. A few years ago I realised it was better to just hide under the seats at the final stop, wait a few hours in the depot and stay on for the first train back into work.
Freshen up in the shitters and grab breakfast from the trolley.
no woman will make a 9 month genetic investment in my semen
>>58826320
because you're a cuckold.
sometimes I feel like America and Russia aren't so different
tb h
>>58826320
You really do love us! <3
>>58826367
I subconsciously copy their accent, I can't stop
>>58826283
got your back pham
>>58826341
eww
baka desu onii senpai
>>58826348
me on the right
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462289895262.webm
Doing a wank lads
keep thinking it's 2015 still ahaha what am I like haha :L x
>>58826248
In yank-land, because you superficial runts blast the shells with water/bleach to make them white, which makes the eggs less resilient to bacteria and necessitates refrigeration.
J U S T
U
S
T
>>58826355
I assure you that as a jf your opinion actually means very little to me.
the FT is fucking impractical to read it's TOO FUCKING BIG AND NOT STAPLED AHHHHHH
>>58826425
>reading physical newspapers
>>58826365
>Linking the Guardian
>Ever
>Was going back through my Facebook timeline deleting anything remotely dodgy or edgy from my teen years
>Found posts by *her*. There was one in your past you miss too.
>JUST
>>58826421
growing up my daddy always told me eggs were naturally white. Every time we found a brown egg we'd smash it on the ground.
>>58826425
This 2bh, broadsheets are shite except on the breakfast table on a Sunday morning.
>not using FT.com
>>58826425
bet u only read it cause of th pink paper ;)))
>>58826496
racist
>>58826496
racist
>>58826320
This happens to me too. I reckon if I moved somewhere I'd be easily switched to the local accent.
>>58826395
I love to hate you if that counts.
>>58826496
bit racist tbqh
>>58826496
racist
>calling Eva Green a whore
>using tipfag
> useing masterr ace non-ironical
you would make the wolrd a whole more better if you just kill yourself
>>58826453
Joke's on you, I want to anyway ;)
um, racist and sexist much!!?? x
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has suggested that Rafael Cruz, his chief opponent's father, was connected to the man who killed President John F Kennedy.
>>58826139
why does my fridge have a thing just for putting eggs in then?
check
and
mate
>>58826453
you're about to see the wrath of a menace
>>58826568
>>58826572
>that picture
who else bumpin dis shit rn? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
just realised our accent is so cringy
https://youtu.be/tDtiTNHPfyo
>Lindybeige on immigration
WEW lads
>>58826572
Vintage meme
>Image of many travelling to page 15
>Does anyone like Mudkipz?
>Is Millhouse a meme yet?
>>58826620
Are you from Liverpool?
never been turned down by a girl, ama
I'm looking for that thrill of rejection but it hasn't happened yet
I go for increasingly better looking girls each time but I keep getting yeses
>>58826568
me at 0:32
>>58826572
It finally happened, a yank that I actually like.
What are the odds?
Sorry to everyone I've ever been racist to
>>58826646
deletet this
LYIN' TED BTFO
>>58826023
absolutely
b
t
f
o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kIrhwA6-c
>oh hey!
>>58826674
apology accepted x
>>58826579
To soothe the anxieties of third-eye-blind runts that have seen yanks put eggs in the fridge on tv/films.
>>58826657
I've never chatted up a girl but I've still fucked one
>>58826646
no, london
haven't got a posh accent but it isn't pleb either
>>58826579
Because you're a bender who likes your anal beads to be cold and refreshing.
keep posting slags lad
>>58826568
I know some of those flags.
Got skin of a dark shade lads
No bully pls
>>58826705
Such a wonderful country, such a cringey, leftie PM
found a lump next to my bollocks
how much time have i got left, doctor
>>58826705
fucking hell
Just look at Ted Cruz
I've never seen a more hopeless looking man. Could never win with a mug like that.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ted+cruz&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwibuI-A6L7MAhXF6xoKHYN0ACIQ_AUICCgC&biw=711&bih=952#imgrc=gdAuymFwiNRHvM%3A
>A levels are straight C's
>dropped out of university in 2013
>do nothing for two years
>go to america to live with some friends
>enroll into a community college there
>do one semester, get straight A's
>decide to go back to uni in england
>got accepted to go to liverpool this september for mechanical engineering
Is this a bad idea going back? I'm 24 years old and I want to begin the progression towards a better life. STEM has always been interesting to me and I am quite sure that now I have myself together mentally I shouldn't have a problem studying and getting through the degree.
I am extremely nervous though, being a drop-out and going back to school is making me wrought with the fear I'll not be able to handle it.
>>58826705
>mfw 95% of brits will have no idea who he is
>>58826757
I'll need to examine them myself to be sure
>>58826741
vocaroo
is there anything more pathetic in this world than the jf way of life?
>>58826627
Is he intelligent or cucked on the matter?
>>58826735
some people have it, some don't
girls always smile when I talk to them
>>58826757
roughly 60 years
>>58826757
that's just your knob
>>58826735
>Never chatted up a girl
>Still had sex with her
Reminds me of a joke:
>What do niggers do after having sex?
>15 years to life
But really I'm just distracting myself from my loneliness
>>58826776
>linking to a google image search on an imageboard
>>58826783
how new are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cPbuw2AUCI
>>58826834
what, new to the country?
very
>>58826828
there's no reason to be lonely
there's someone out there for everyone
>>58826608
and we still 10 times better
>>58826705
who is this gorgeous man
and why is he talking to my queen like that
>>58826780
24 isn't even that old to go to uni when you think about how many years you'll spend working
>>58826801
It's called being a sexy fuck mate
>>58826828
I was implying that she chatted me up
>one shot at life
>born as a white western male
>>58826891
t. a literal client state set up by the yanks
>>58825769
How did they score then, eh? Answer me that. Go on
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
>>58826924
>spend all your time shitposting on /brit/
>The queen and prince harry does a message
>Prime minister of Canada assumes it only applies to the UK
canadiens make me feel sick
>>58826891
the most popular dog in America is the labrador retriever, actually
>>58826891
UNITED KUCKDOM LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN THEIR OWN THREAD
HOLY SHIT
>>58826757
Go to the gp
>>58826780
if you're interested in it mate, then don't be worried and try a year
you won't be the oldest (probably)
>>58826938
jeh we fought and lost
while you accepted your new master without hesitation
>>58826880
>tfw for me that's not true
>>58826891
lmao, the German Shepherd has a scrotum hanging from its mouth
>>58826368
Erm
Why have you not converted to Buddhism yet lads?
Would quite like to drop off the map and drink beer all day every day for a few weeks with no adverse consequences 2bh.
>>58826891
If that's how you need to justify the death of your nation then good for you.
>>58826986
My German friend Konni eats McDonald's 4 times a week.
>>58826957
not sure what you mean by this
>>58826421
Absolutely rekt
Yanks on pooicide watch
>>58826917
not me on the right
>>58826986
I like you sausage wogs desu <3
>>58826955
even if i did do that, it would be preferable to scavenging in a rubbish dump in bangladesh or getting shot by cartels in nicaragua
>>58826368
living the dream lad
t-thanks tories
>>58826986
yanks > g*rmans dominating europe
>>58826998
where do footballers get their upper body physique from?
>>58827014
me on the far right
>>58827024
Well my friend Hermann the German does not eat McDonald's 4 times a week.
Your move.
>>58826986
It's more like a son looking after their father in their old age than being cucked 2bh.
>>58826986
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
BRITKEKISTINIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
oh dear
>>58826915
>>58826985
Well, of course my family is telling me they dont want me to do it and theyre all wondering when ill "finally get a job", so there isnt much support outside my own mentality on going.
But I am very much interested in going, when I was in the US it was my first time back into education in a long time and ever since then I have had my nose in textbooks.
Every day is exactly the same.
>>58826421
We have our own chickens but put them in the fridge, how does that fit in to your master plan?
>>58827058
banging those who chat shit
>>58826579
Because you're a bellend with a shit fridge made for pseudo-yank melts such as yourself
Yeah I'm rolling a joint
No there's nothing you can do to stop me
we dem boyz!!
neets actually do have it really good.
i hate working. the job is fine but i really hate working.
>>58827135
>pseudo-yank melt
never had that sandwich before Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clM1i88s-7Q
>>58827101
You have the power to change it mate.
>>58826047
come on man we'll do coke together, you got a connect?
>>58826986
It must burn you up that we choose to be ruled like dogs by the yanks than you.
>>58826705
Such a meme of a country
>>58827141
>a joint
Welcome to the Kool Kids Klub lad
We don't smoke shitty spliffs in here
>>58827057
prove it
>>58827163
I was on the dole for 8 months once, it's not fun
>>58827163
every year unemployed is potential earnings you'll never get back, every year is another death knell to your CV as the gap between jobs gets wider the task of gaining employment becomes exponentially harder and a year lost in possible progression up the ladder
when they finally get their shit together they'll be 35, earning 14k in retail and probably kill themselves soon after
>>58827107
Just a waste of fridge space 2bh. You can put your shoes in the fridge for all I care mate.
>>58827307
What a horrible way to live life, constantly worried about this shit.
I'm gonna go travelling and I'll take a £14k job, who cares.
>>58827411
Really hits me in the feels seeing pics like this.
>>58827729
You wouldn't be an ANTISEMITE would you?
