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second for cute japanese boys
>>58815154
おつ
>>58815202
Do you love /japan/?
how to make white friends ?
/Japan for America 1941~2016/
>>58815251
また夜食テロか?
>>58815154
thx for make thread kawaii gif american
>>58815154
This is a good first thread.
You really stuck the landing, anon.
>>58815282
Sure why not?
>>58815304
Be white.
Whites can't be true friends with non-whites (because of the racist gene)
>>58815407
>headphones
qte poster what are you listening to?
inb4 the birds and the bees
>>58815461
mayuyu , your thoughts on this plan.....
my greatest wish is to murder some whites at least 10
Im planning to take a language course in china and live in the international student dorms, make some white friends, the future victims, check all their movements , later one day I will go room by room with a knife , inside I will cut their throats ,one by one, with fun and joy
once I had killed 10 whites with my knife I will take a fight to another country to dissappear
I must master the cutting throat technique and gain some strenght on my arms , also select which knife is the perfect for white necks
Anyone here need a learning budy?
I dont know anything about Japanese language but I would like to learn some basic shit so I can understand what are Japs walking here and maybe even have little conversation whit them
>>58815369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PCaBoQZINS
Thank you Mayuyu, your voice is very kawaii and sweet, and your Russian accent is also very qt.
I don't know how native English speakers think your accent, but at least for me, it sounds very sweet. :3
可愛い過ぎるぜーw
>>58815456
>>58815529
You fool, if they study Chinese they're already collaborating with non-white race, use them and then kill them in the final days of the race war.
You should start by killing whites who study white languages, like Norwegians studying Dutch or something
>>58815620
>I don't know how native English speakers think your accent
it doesn't sound like your typical russian t bh
it also sounds like he's dying
>>58815512
Just old DSO songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osTu38yuuHo
>>58815762
>it also sounds like he's dying.
Is it just because his voice is week and soft?
but for me, it sounds sensitive.
>>58815815
are you fucking gay
>>58815529
That's scary. Thank god I didn't go on erasmus.
>>58815762
It's midnight, I tried to be a bit quieter
>>58815845
No, I'm not a fucking gay like you.
>>58815766
noice, but it's hard to hear middle of the night.
>>58815815
more like he was straining his voice
>>58815897
that's what I thought
>>58815733
yep
another plan its to make a tourist tour company in Peru, pick up white tourists at the airport with a modified small bus, then drive the white tourists to a secret building, I will enter the closed buidling with the mini bus, inside I will get out the bus, leaving the white tourists inside and starting a fire, so the whites tourist will die burned inside the building
kek
>>58816149
are you aspiring to be a brown brevik
To anyone who's able to read japanese:
I want to give this t-shirt to a friend for her birthday, but I cannot read what's writen on it.
I don't want to buy a t-shirt that says "I'm a loser, kick me in the butt", so I'm asking you the meaning of it.
Thanks.
>>58816263
lmao
"sleeping the sushi! its a really delicious"
remind me superdry
>>58816263
sleeping sushi! really delicious
>>58815154
otudesu
>>58816343
so there' s a poorly translated phrase written on it.
thanks!
>>58815390
>>58815407
thanks for being nice, i will do my best!
かわええのぉ
矢は放たれた。宇宙を貫くだろう
>>58816492
おっぱいが揉める程もないだろこれ
>>58816343
>superdry
>super "dry"
ASAHI
>>58816492
こことここが好き
>>58816505
賽は投げられた
>>58816570
極度乾燥(しなさい)
これ見た時笑ってたら、俺のTシャツに"フランスの関係"って書いてあって恥ずかしい思いをした
>>58816549
寿司の具を用意価値あるだろ
ええんか、ええんか
>>58816549
顔で抜けるわ
巨乳好きだけどこの娘は特別
Every picture I've ever seen of Japan looks so comfy.
Tell me how you do it. What's your secret?
>>58816885
this
海外で"東京"って書いてあるニット帽かぶった人見たことあって何でわざわざ東京選んだ?と思ったけど
ParisとかNYとか書いてある服やら帽子を見たフランス人とかアメリカ人も同じ気持ちなのだろうか
>>58816885
My town
This tiny beetle fellows swarm all over my room.
I have to eject them quickly before they start hogging down my apparel, but cannot identify the hatching spot. what to do?
>>58816885
https://www.ashikaga.co.jp/fujinohana_special2016/en/index.html
>>58816885
>secret
わび・さび
>>58817243
Become their friend and start taking over the world with your mighty beetle army
っと書き忘れた。明日行く予定。すごく混んでそうだけどね
https://www.ashikaga.co.jp/fujinohana_special2016/en/index.html
I'll visit this park tomorrow, it'll be fucking crowded,tho.
>>58816492
>>58816866
バットの形はちょっと変だと思わない?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oarUB0tpxsw
>>58817343
this is my final form.
i used to waste every friday on that game.
If you need learning budy contact me on this mail:
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
This mail is going to disappear in 10 minutes please contact me as fast as you can
I am beginner
>>58817411
Yeah but he is actually sucessfull
Pic wasn't supposed to go there anyway
>>58817243
>carpet beetle
I had them for a while a couple months ago but for some reason they just disappeared on their own
apparently they like places that are rarely touched and dark, so you could try those places. just vacuum the fuck out of everything I guess. otherwise call an exterminator maybe
>>58817524
>they like places that are rarely touched and dark,
Did they disappear after you washed your underwear by chance?
how big is your dick?
Why do Japanese people like to touch my muscles? It's really weird.
>>58817600
I use my underwear all the time to stroke my cock, mate
will a nihonjin skype with me?
>>58817524
>for some reason they just disappeared
I'm thinking the some reason...
>>58817686
How many times have you been touched it by Japanese boys?
>>58817779
if you can speak Japanese, you'll find skype mates who are English learners in Japan easily.
>>58817784
what reason would that be?
>>58817664
about 6in erect but shitty girth
>>58817784
>>How many times have you been touched it by Japanese boys?
Many times. When I walk in Tokyo people like to come and ask if they can touch my arms. Lots of boys. Also the women ask if they can touch my stomach.
>>58817524
Thanks. it's so pain to clear up my room because it's such a rubbish heap, but I'm gonna try my best.
>>58817908
post your room plz
>>58817841
i do not see them often, my japanese is conversational. i would like a friend from /int/ so we can talk about random things.
>>58817908
can we see your room?
>>58817891
If it's true, it's really really weird. Even if you're very fit, it usually doesn't happen in Tokyo.
Can you show us your body and face?
>>58817891
How buff are you? Post a pic similar to your body
>>58817928
>>58817965
No, sorry it's too embarrassing to show anyone.
>>58818011
>>58818018
I'm not very big but I am very muscular and lean. 185cm and 70kg. It's really weird when boys ask me to show them my arms and such but I like it when girls do it. But this has never happened to me before. Is it because I'm really white?
>>58817885
did you burned the carpet or...just did you open your window?
>>58817965
>a friend from /int/
All of us are already friend, only at internet and here.
>>58817908
yeah I didn't want to clean my room either because it's so cramped. it's about 2m x 3m lel
>>58818078
it will inspire you to clean if you show us
>>58818121
you are nice
>>58818102
>boys ask me
I wonder they're gay or they love muscular.
If they were also muscular-guys, gay or ''muscular addicted.''. (筋肉大好き男 in Japanese)
>>58818176
:3
>>58818121
my window is always open but it has a net
>>58818229
Most of the boys had muscles yes.
>>58818102
We basically have a desire of touching something interesting.
When I see a bald man, I always want to touch his bald head, but it's not allowed.
>>58818345
isn't that everyone in the world?
>>58818345
if my dick was s-shaped would you touch it
>>58818257
I see, then they must be '' 筋肉フェチ''(muscular fetish). They're not rare. and they love to praise their muscles each other as a communication tool.
>>58818469
Alright, thanks for telling. Do the girls also have muscle fetish?
>>58817243
These live under my bed. I only see one or two a day. They like the dark and places with fabric or hair.
why do japanese hate koreans and chinese so much?
As a half chinese/korean guy, im scared to visit japan
>>58818345
俺のちんぽをさわってもかまわないよ
>>58818426
Your dick is already touched by yourself too much. There is no room to touch it by other people. :3
>>58818515
Some girls are. Mostly if girls did to it to you, it means they praise your muscles and expressing they may be interested in you.
>>58818608
>As a half chinese/korean guy
>>58818608
as long as you don't act like a nigger they won't even notice you're either
>>58818790
is it easy to get around with speaking english?
>>58818614
デブが移るから、やだ
>>58818679
I don't know if they are interested. Some of them had boyfriends but still wanted to touch me. I don't know, it was really weird.
Kyoto was much better because there people was still friendly but they also stayed by themselves and didn't ask me many questions.
>>58818810
from all the anecdotes and japanese flags here, only if you stay around the tourist cities like tokyo and kyoto
>>58818825
ひどいなお前
>>58818608
>Canada
>Chink
ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER ONE
>>58819073
France
10% muslim.
>>58819073
>implying you're not a sand nigger
>>58818608
If you don't act like them, no Japanese hate you.
Their act: very high crime rate such as robbery, rape, extortion. very rude and no respect like cockroaches to our history and culture. very noisy and smelly. (garlic and alcohol).
>tfw I realize the only "souvenir" I bought in HK was an asahi glass
>>58819120
This was in UK.
Stop spreading the brit lie
>>58819179
>>58818843
>interested in you
it doesn't mean they want you as a boyfriend, it just mean they want be your friend. :3
>>58818910
ごめん、冗談だよ don't take it so seriously.
If you an American, you can take my words seriously, tho.
>>58819203
>Barbes
>France
>>58819258
Islam is the second-most widely professed religion in France behind Catholic Christianity by number of worshippers. With an estimated total of 10 percent of the national population, France has the largest number of Muslims in Western Europe.
夏きらいけど夏っぽい曲が好き
https://youtu.be/oEzBsa-PY_M
>>58819179
I heard that almost 40% are Muslims and Black in Paris. Is it also a brit lie?
>>58819335
"Is this Africa?" - Japanese Girl goes on Paris vacation for her VLOG, can't believe her Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk
>>58819388
I think the bullying has gone far enough(´・ω・｀)
>>58819291
Yet we have 35 can go up to 49% in some part of France voting FN.
We have the largest number of extreme right wing in France.
>>58819335
Would say 25% as a parisian.
>>58819247
>>it doesn't mean they want you as a boyfriend, it just mean they want be your friend. :3
Why didn't they just tell me that in English? Lol, my Japanese is bad so I didn't really understand what anyone said.
>>58819477
enjoy your rapes and terrorist attacks ahmed
俺は愛を探しているのだ
>>58819314
これが夏っぽい曲なのか?
服だけで全然夏っぽくない気がするよ・・
日本の夏といえばTube なんだぜ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhdXswwK8u8
別名、夏にしか売れないバンド=tube
>>58819512
because their English is sämst mann1
du skulle ha tinder då hade du nog fått doppa :^)
also send pics of your biceps
>>58819388
Goes to an arab part
Then goes to Jewish part of Paris and no black
this is how it goes
>>58819543
Get fuck by turks and commies
>>58819512
we don't (no matter what the sex is) have the custom (or culture, if I can say).
We hardly say ''I want to be your friend'' in Japanese.
>>58819609
Hey, stupid Shikaku-kun. Don't tell a lie.
It's a part of our culture.
Japanese write '' please be my friend'' or ''please get along with me'', but we rarely say '' I want to be your friend'' face to face.
>>58819661
>>58819314
バブル臭ぱねぇ!
>>58819570
そんなものは見つからない
母ちゃん以外は
>>58819609
The waitress at the sushi place I usually ate at in Toyko had amazing English. But maybe she studied really hard so I dunno.
Do they even have Tindr in Japan?
>>58819773
Yeah that sucks, in Sweden I don't know if you want to be my friend or not unless you actually scream it in my face lol. I did meet some cool bros in Japan though.
>>58819903
そうだな
>>58819779
meanwhile in Canada....?(´・ω・`)
>>58819773
I didn't say anything else, I just said they didn't say whatever in English because they couldn't
>please be my friend
>I want to be your friend
to a gaijin this means the same thing anyway
>>58819966
Good English is rare tbqh
I know tinder works there because I fake gps'd it for teh lulz b4, though I didn't use it when I was actually there becuz I was busy checking out all the cool stuff
>>58820052
>make some white friends
Seems pretty unrealistic to me, Peru.
Is the radical reading of kanji the most important?
>>58820042
>>58819966
haha, anyway, when we praise something about people = we're interested in the person to be a friend.
>>58820092
More or less, we don't say both of them face to face.
Do you guys actually do it when you meet someone at first time?
Don't bully France
>>58820171
no we don't say it, we just say hello and start talking. then we have sex immediately
>>58820092
Cool, I will try Tindr later this summer when I travel again with friends.
>>58820171
Lol thanks now I know.
>>58820155
Chinese Canadian detected. :3
I hardly saw Muslim in Tokyo. where did you get the pic?
>>58820171
>Do you guys actually do it when you meet someone at first time?
Scandinavians can't express any emotions unless they're drunk - so unless they meet at a party or something, they probably won't say it at the first meeting.
>>58820307
im just bantering you
relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFkJiPczCTA
>>58820274
>>58819575
プレイヤーのシャッフルから出て瞬間夏だなあと思ってた。たしかにその曲も夏っぽいだね
僕の理想な夏はいいベースとシンセかな
トロピカルアイランドやクソ青空にクソ暑い太陽で海沿いのドライブを思えるようなやつ
>>58820393
>クソ青空
わざとじゃないけどこれもおk
>>58820274
>then we have sex immediately
I,...I want to move to Sweden, no I know why so many Muslims moved to Sweden... :^)
>>58820281
You're welcome. I'm glad you understand.
>>58820366
I know, I'm just bantering you, too. relax.
This one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KXLzAqdVY
>>58820366
>Canadian """"""""""banter""""""""""
>>58820393
こういうのは?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjGbnPYwt1g
>>58820362
>Scandinavians can't express any emotions unless they're drunk.
having sex without any words, it sounds my dream.
>>58819314
NOKKOが好き
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezf1jDeLGsY
>>58820366
>tfw no Chinese-Canadian friend to hang out with
can't stop touching my dick.
>when you find your friend prostituting herself japan
is it really that easy for foreigners to do this?
there was a website with her listing and price per hour.
>>58820845
すげー古い曲だけど、いい
>>58820862
>twf no British-Japanese friend hang out with.
>>58820916
You are just giving it a massage
do japan love KPOP
yes or no
>>58815154
7時で寝て6時で起きた乙
>>58820954
Link us my fat friend
>>58821081
as a tool of fapping, yes
What's the best cheap japanese beer?
>>58821190
orion
>>58821081
not interested, they have all same face.
we love good women like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLnwmaWXOmQ
>>58820916
しこしこ
>>58820042
when will it all end
>>58820954
>is it really that easy for foreigners to do this?
it's easy. If she wants, she can simply go to sex shops to apply her sex job. No one would check her visa.
>>58821211
why are orion and onion so similar
>>58821286
Not sure if serious ...
俺と結婚して
Is it actually common for Japanese high school students to live alone or is that just in anime?
I cannot imagine doing that at such a young age
give me (You) asap
I'm nervous now
>>58821583
it's not common, of course. only in anime, my fat friend.
uncommon situation= make a special story easily
>>58821081
Her face looks like "I'm hungry, it's too noisy, my feet hurt"
>>58821507
if serious....
>>58820548
んー違うかな
このようなの
https://youtu.be/3YbPKAJlJuI
>>58821707
There yoou go old bud
>>58821737
She can suck my dick if she's really hungry
>>58821715
thank you
I was concerned for the Japanese children
>>58821707
I love (You)
BOOOOOM!!!!!
This is what an innocent Chinese person would have heard during the last moments of their life as a brutal Japanese soldier shot them dead at Nanking.
Good bantz, lads!
>>58821880
>>58821936
thanks and sorry for being an attention whore
good nite
>>58821964
>Chinese person
>innocent
>>58821964
>Chinese British detected.
>>58822148
>>58822186
>>58822135
Yume de aimashou.
>>58822315
I heard Chinese eats dogs.
I heard British loves dogs.
Then, what about Chinese British?
Love and eat dogs?
or Eat and love dogs?
>>58822431
they eat dogs with love.
>>58822431
We have assimilated into British culture therefore we, like the Brits, abhor people who mistreat dogs and other animals.
>>58822555
Then why are you invaded by muslims?
風強すぎ
>>58822601
Are we?
we eat bugs.
>>58822630
Yeah, I guess those rape gangs were Asians after all and totally not muslims, right?
>>58822632
I ate salt and vinegar crickets once. At least I think it was crickets.
They were pretty good.
>>58822555
sorry, I didn't expect serious answer.
>>58822684
England is inundated with Muslims not the Chinese
>>58822750
No worries
>>58822826
>England is inundated with Muslims not the Chinese
That's what I'm saying.
If the Brits abhor them, why do they welcome them?
>>58822684
>they were pretty good
food adventure.
>Chinese Canadian detected.
>>58822893
No way.
I'm white, baby.
I also ate this really weird honey lollipop that had a worm in it. They sell really weird shit at the Montréal Insectarium.
>>58822880
I've not got a fucking clue, mate. It's incredibly stupid what the English are doing to themselves and their country
>>58822893
not chinese but it always amuses me when people use chinada as banter/insults
>A FUCKING LEAF
triggers me more than ching chong chang
>>58823042
I'm pretty triggered by chinks.
I went to Toronto once and I'm never going to that godforsaken place ever again.
They don't even speak English or French. There was this chink old lady working at a KFC and she got all mouthy with me because I couldn't understand anything she was saying.
Nihonjin san, could you please tell me what this means?
>わたしは そうは おもいませんが
Does it mean something like "but I don't think so"?
>>58823180
I don't think so
simple
>>58822978
Are you really Chinese British?
>>58823231
Sweet, thanks man. I wasn't quite sure.
>>58823180
Yes. It does.
What makes you to study Japanese?
>>58823177
lel yeah the old ladies and snobby 13-20 year old shits are the worst but everyone else is alright in my book.
>>58823042
>>58823177
>>58822978
okay, maples and Chinese Brit, I'm too sleepy to continue talking to you guys..you guys are very funny, tho.
>>58823180
right.'' I don't think so, tho.''
日本語スレなのに全然日本語しゃべってないよ
>>58823334
Keep in mind that when I say chinks I'm not talking about the Japanese. The few that I met in real life were nice.
>>58823335
今日本は朝5時だぞ
>>58823335
ちんちんはおいしいです。
![n35Vn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OI0K1Fl.jpg "n35Vn[1].jpg")
>>58823335
どっちでもいいよ、ただ眠い
I can't speak French, tho.
>>58823274
Yes
>>58823320
I like the language, the sound and feel of it. Nice people, and the countryside looks beautiful too.
Thanks btw.
>>58823334
Thank you matey.
>>58823408
I've never said Chinese are not nice, m8.
I was just curious they still eat every animal except panda.
>>58823568
No, I meant that the Japanese people I met in real life were nice.
Anyway, good night.
>>58823439
Where you at f a m?
London? Liverpool?
>>58823638
>Germany
I would be, wouldn't it?
>>58823671
>It would be
>>58823439
>>58823615
don't tell him, he's going to meet up with you and use your photos to make the Japanese Thread even though you're not japanese
My money's on Lewisham.
>>58823671
just report, not repond
they want attention
>>58823599
ah, I see. I don't know which post you mentioned. 2 maples at here, and I got confused.
thanks for explain, good night,
>>58823776
Yes, good point.
5am japan now.
my last GW holiday just started.
>>58823638
so it IS true that women always shit themselves when they give birth
that's messed up
>>58823874
it's more like we are born with shit.
>>58823724
canacucks out
become a chinese colony already
>>58824049
we are born into a shitty lives
that explains so much
>>58824075
post more giraffes already
雨強すぎィ!
>>58823335
日本語は今、休憩してるから
stop tainting my beautiful thread.
>>58824418
風雨すごい
>you will never be real japanese
小人になってお前らの玉袋でボクシングの練習をしたい
>>58824766
>we will never join EU.....
>>58824835
like you need to...
I like rainy days, because it's like I'm totally okay not to go outside. It's comfy to stay inside and watch how the rain goes from window.
>>58824766
you can be finnish japanese
![[Commie] Love Lab - 08 [EF5CC4A2].mkv_snapshot_05.13_[2015.04.29_18.18.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dezKj6b.jpg "[Commie] Love Lab - 08 [EF5CC4A2].mkv_snapshot_05.13_[2015.04.29_18.18.56].jpg")
>>58824766
>you will always be スコットランド人
>>58824879
me too, your post is comfy. it's raining here today so i made お茶漬け.
>>58825072
Eating hot meals like お茶漬け in warm room is comfy.
I saw a news saying that you are having a big hailstorm right now in east coast area of the US. If you live in that area, please be careful.
>>58824999
>Scottish people on my /int/
Away back tae yer ain countrie, jock.
![[BudLightSubs] OWARIMONOGATARI - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.09_[2015.11.01_23.34.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wt1BWw8.jpg "[BudLightSubs] OWARIMONOGATARI - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.09_[2015.11.01_23.34.52].jpg")
>>58825361
am in ma ain country, ye sasanach
>>58825420
Fuck off shrek
"きっちょむ"さんって何だっけ?
>>58825072
>お茶漬け
>American
I should teach you, お茶漬け should use Japanese tea and rice with small cup. Do not use bucket.
What's a good source for kanji learning (beyond Anki)
>>58825762
manga
>>58825762
Japanese girlfriend.
>>58825762
this
>>58825762
Japanese boyfriend.
>>58825762
manga
>>58825720
I don't use green tea to make お茶漬け though.
I always put 永谷園's one on rice, then add some boiling water to it.
>>58826055
Banz goes to nowhere.
>>58825762
If you trick a Japanese person into loving you, they might teach you some kanjis.
>>58825296
it is very comfy, i like to eat oranges after. the sweet flavor is nice when i am warm.
thank you, i'm on the west luckily.
>>58825720
>japanese family
no bully pls. i used genmaicha with some miso and ginger for the base, pour tea over rice + salmon. what is your favorite?
>>58826241
not bully, just an innocent banz.
genmaicha with some miso and ginger?
I've never tried that one, who taught you?
I like plum and seaweeds with green tea.
>>58826241
How do you cook rice by the way?
Do you use any rice cooker?
