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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>58815154


---Useful Links---

今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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>>58830494
First for Ireland
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second for cute japanese boys?
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Reminder: http://wikidiff.com/cup/bowl
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How do you react when cute girls come up to you in public and try to speak English with you?
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>>58830655
I would smile politely and giggle a little.
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>>58830657
was it study abroad or family stuff? that is very cool. where did you stay?

yes, it is a little usual! my home had a bowl for sake, tea, etc. i only know them by their shape, today i learn new words from you.
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>>58830655
If she had an American accent I'd pretend not to speak any English, otherwise I'd buy her a beer
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>>58830343
>Is this true that all whites think they are superior to asians?
Conversely, I get the idea that Japanese think they're superior to all Asians plus North America.
They only seem to bend over for Europe.
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こんばんは
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>>58830703
>giggle
Why? you may lose the qt girls.

>>58830781
Studying abroad, but I didn't study hard at all. I lived in Spokane.
>sake
I didn't know cups for sake can be called bowl. we say it お猪口(ocyoko) or 盃(sakazuki)、so, I thought small cup was better to translate.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXvGSTywYh

HEE BEBII!
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Question: If you were stranded on an island, what's the ONE video game you'd want to have for the rest of your life?

For me, it would have to be Space Harrier.
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>>58830985
Cup is proper. You should not believe people based on flags. I am using a VPN, and his English is not very good.
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>>58831016
I have nary an idea why you keep posting this.
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>>58831104
starcraft
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>>58830977
おはよう、穴ちゃん

>>58831120
>VPN
then, what is your native tongue?
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>>58830657
So do you call the bowl for your dog a 碗碗??
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>>58831178
>nary
are you an english pirate
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>>58830985
cup is correct, i'm just used to describing it as a bowl by shape.

Spokane is nice, you were on the same coast as me. did you enjoy yourself at least? your english is far better than my japanese, i must work harder.

>>58831120
how is my english inadequate? this is the first i've heard of this, but please enlighten me.
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>>58831104
Dragon Quest Monsters with Game Boy Color
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>>58831255
>碗碗
dawwww
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>>58831104
Suikoden II
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>>58831104
Minesweeper.

I really, really love it and play dozens of games every day.
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>>58831311
People would see me like that if I use "nary"?
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>>58831104
pokemon, finally finish my pokedex.
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>>58831178
in america we do not say nary.

i keep posting it because it is song from my heart.
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>>58831104
Does it have to be a video game? I'd rather do something productive with my life, like post on 4chan.
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>>58831406
I'm really good at minesweeper
I used to play it a lot when I was a kid. It's really easy to space out with some music to minesweeper
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>>58831454
Yes, if you posted on 4chan you would obviously be rescued.
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>>58831420
in my entire life of living in AMERIKA i have never heard someone use "nary" unironically.
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>>58831438
>song from my heart.
Do Americans really say that?
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why is it that Japan lives white looks and English, but are so xenophobic? You can't want to be white AND hate foreigners, it doesn't work like that. You can't have your cake AND eat it god dammit!
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>>58831313
from your posts last thread i seriously thought english wasn't your first language
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>>58831481
Nobody would believe you if you posted that you were stranded on an island.
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>>58831438
>>58831483
So it's a British dialect I guess? thanks.
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>>58831491
no, i like to type in ironically shitty english when im talking to the japanese.
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>>58831501
they're like the bible belt of asia
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>>58831584
i dont live in britain, but im not sure even they say that.
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>>58831590
everybody has their own hobby...
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>>58831104
GTA V, no doubt
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>>58831255
犬の餌用の皿、餌用の茶碗っていうかな
犬のごはん茶碗とも言うよ

>>58831313
I enjoyed too much at there, so I didn't study hard at all. I was fooling around with my friends all the time, especially at night.
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>>58831471
Yeah, I often play it while posting on 4chan - little mini breaks while I'm waiting for people to post faster. I don't even bother marking the flags anymore.

I'm pretty clumsy with my clicking though.
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>>58831643
dont imply i derive joy from this.
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>>58831590
I had a feeling that was it. I know people in real life who pidginify their English when speaking to non native speakers thinking it makes it easier for them to understand.
It annoys the shit out of me desu
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>>58831584
i've only seen it in movies, games, books, etc. where old english is spoken
it's most likely a very old word
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>>58831313
I thought that you were not a native, because here: >>58830781
>it is a little usual
seems like a mistake that a foreigner would make.
And the grammar is weird overall in that post.

Anyway, using cup for drinking vessel and bowl for eating seems more accurate to me.
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What's the best way to start a race war in Roppongi?
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>>58831661
Damn I wish I still had windows 7 that's where my stats were saved
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>>58831707
>makes it easier for them to understand.
That's just delusional. It's not like we're learning it that way.
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>>58831707
no, dont think i do it to make it easier. because people learning english tend to use idioms wrong, or say weird "grammatically correct" things, i like to do the same sometimes. for the goofs.

i dont dumb down my english to talk to learners. i dont like to patronize.
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>>58831654
>犬の餌用の皿、餌用の茶碗っていうかな
>犬のごはん茶碗とも言うよ

すれぐらいしってるの
ただ、ネタを作ってみたかった
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>>58831707
I bet you do the same to your student unconsiously desu.
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>>58831590
You should not be patronising to nihonjins on the internet.

If you speak in a weird or unusual way, they might start using strange words like "nary" and sound like they fell out of the 17th century.
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>>58831661
After you know how to play it becomes pretty boring though
It takes zero effort until the last square, in which a lot of times you'll have a 50/50 chance of losing where only luck counts.
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>>58831764
i dont do that.
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>>58831764
Yeah I know. It's awful. Lol I know a woman who speaks mimicking the accent of the Chinese who work for her and uses no articles. Says it gives her a rapport with them.

>>58831767
Oh ok.

>>58831812
Speaking deliberately with English I know my students will understand is not the same as speaking in a pidgin for them.
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>>58831839
i can only hope they pick up my shitty phrases and go use "song of my heart" elsewhere.
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>>58831749
Glad I'm not the only minesweeper autist tbqh.
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>>58831804
かわいいから、今から「ワン碗」を使おうとするw

>>58831855
Oy vey. After soem time I'd actually get offended desu.
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>>58831633
>>58831723
I had no idea. my online dictionary didn't tell me that.
Maybe I should use another dictionary as well.
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>>58831855
I think it can be involuntary. When talking to someone who speaks with poor grammar, some people mimic it out of empathy.
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>>58831812
And I really doubt it. I actually tend to use more difficult language than they can understand. I know cause I try to speak deliberately and because I understand every word they say to me, so when I respond I always respond from my understanding of what they're saying. People develop pidgin languages when there's a huge gap in communication. There's no such thing for me.
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>>58831839
>You should not be patronising to nihonjins on the internet.
Why not? You do it all the fucking time with your pretentious, cute talking, bollocks.
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>>58831961
that's very weird.
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>>58831804
wanwan だよね
うん、わかってたけどさ・・・うん、なんつーかね・・・
>すれぐらい
こっちの方が可愛くて面白かったw

>>58831855
Im not telling you pidgin english, but you may speak slowly and chose easy words or short words.

Im not sure what pidgin english is tho.
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>>58831563
that's a fair assessment, looking back at them i see they were phrased rather poorly.

>>58831654
hahah, that was my experience with studying abroad too. i lived in tokyo for a year and goofed off most of the time, it was fun.

may i ask what inspired you to choose america? and you plan to you come visit us again?

>>58831855
>gives her a rapport
to be fair, i do know some people who take offense when people use complex english with them. they feel like it is meant to make them feel stupid.
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>>58832037
>Im not sure what pidgin english is tho

it's when a native english speaker talks like a japanese trying to speak english
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>>58832037
>こっちの方が可愛くて面白かったw
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>>58831997
Last time I checked, it wasn't illegal to be a hippocrite, jock.
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>>58831988
Oh yeah I totally understand it. You know how you repeat things when you're surprised? Sometimes I repeat exactly what the kids say even if it's wrong and I don't at all mean to lol. Cause I get caught up in the moment and I'm genuinely surprised or something.
But I've practiced to speak very carefully to them lol
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how does studying abroad work? im going to a state uni next year that i believe has a "study abroad" program, but what does it do? i'm going to uni for electrical engineering, and my japanese isnt near good enough to be in a college setting. is it just an excuse to screw around for a year?
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>>58832106
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>>58832037
>you may speak slowly and chose easy words or short words.
Yes I absolutely do this but not unconsciously. I do it on purpose cause I want them to understand me and build confidence and because that's their level. Pidgin is when you deliberately speak incorrectly in an effort to simplify the communication.
I may simplify my English but it's always correct English
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Ok. I'll speak in sitty Japanese when gaijin speaks Japanese in this thread.
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>>58832261
Me first please, 先生.
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>>58832061
>to be fair, i do know some people who take offense when people use complex english with them. they feel like it is meant to make them feel stupid.
I can understand that too. I guess it depends on the relationship. I appreciate people using simplified language if it's something major like if I were buying a car. But if I'm speaking to a colleague or friend and they did that I'd feel stupid. But I still never want anyone speaking to me in grammatically incorrect language cause they think I can't understand correct grammar. That's just demeaning if it's done on purpose
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>>58832061
It was just because of cheapest place to study English except Fhilippine. And my parent's acquaintance lived there, so I choose Spokane.
I think I will visit there again.

>>58832089
pls don't bully us.
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>>58832261
ok madda fakkingu asuhooru.
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>>58832208
this is a good mentality to carry as an instructor, how long have you been teaching?

i had to teach some introductory courses in the past and i often find myself oversimplifying concepts for undergraduates to avoid off topic questions. it was a very bad habit, how do you correct this?
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>>58832261
コレ ワ ペン デス
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>>58832261
日本の車は最高です
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>>58832116
>Sometimes I repeat exactly what the kids say even if it's wrong and I don't at all mean to lol
there was a brit at one place i worked at and one time i repeated what he said in a british accent by accident
thankfully i don't think he noticed though
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>>58832314
I have no idea lol. The only undergraduates I ever dealt with were when I was TA-ing for a short while and tutoring in college. I don't think I ever had that issue but I always worked with very highly achieving groups so maybe they just didn't ask off topic questions.
I've been teaching for maybe two years depending on what you count.
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>>58832429
Lol I think it's really easy to do but I think it only happens precisely because we're realy not focused on the accent but the content
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>>58832429
Yes, like I said, it is an emphatic response.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/7931299/Humans-subconsciously-mimic-other-accents-psychologists-claim.html
It is called mirroring.
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>>58832208
I checked wiki, thanks for your information. And I found we can say pidgin Japanese.
or pidgin French,...

>>58831988
>some people mimic it out of empathy
I do not do that. I do it just to make sure what they want to say, tho
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>>58832261
No conjugation. Instead use の.
あそこに 可愛いの 猫が いる
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>>58832474
Have any of your students ever said something so cute or funny that it made you burst out laughing?
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>>58832533
Meant empathic, stupid Firefox dictionary...
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アンケートだけど暇なら日本人参加してほしい
http://www.strawpoll.me/10122971
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>>58832261
いいだと思います。今ちょっとトイレがほしいですが、日本語もうまいがほしいです
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>>58832551
STOP
DDONT DO THAT
You will cause people to learn bad Japanese and it's really embarrassing. Everyone who does that knows it's wrong and they don't mean to.

>>58832576
Yeah it happens often but I can't remember anything specific. But I do everything in my power not to laugh because they can take it the wrong way and it would break their hearts.

>>58832638
STOP

STOP STOP STOPPPPP
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Seeing native speakers mimic the mistakes we know we make is extremely depressing. Please don't do it.
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>>58832576
Have you ever seen that kinds of post by non native speakers at 4 chan?
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>>58832638
コンニチワ、私が日本を好き。
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>>58832633
アンケートは日本人に限定している?
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>>58832533
interesting article
i find i mimic actions a lot, but less so with accents which i'm thankful for because of all the chinese and indian english accents here
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>>58832633
今は千夜一夜物語を読んでるけど小説じゃないよ
たぶん1か2話くらい読んだと思う
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>>58832818
そう外人は日本語の本を読ま(め)ないから
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>>58832778
>Have you ever seen that kinds of post by non native speakers at 4 chan?
One time I saw someone say "I don't can stop it".

It was a cold night, but I felt warm on the inside.
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>>58832888
checked. that's really cute.
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>>58832777
Don't worry, English speakers always do it to Japanese, lol.
Maybe Japanese makes too funny mistakes.
大丈夫だです
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>>58832638
tfw i can understand bad english but not bad japanese
>今ちょっとトイレがほしいですが、日本語もうまいがほしいです
what is this supposed to mean
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>>58832921
It's wrong when anyone does it!
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>>58832921
noo, we love you.

please don't teach me bad japanese, i will be laughed out of the country.
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So how many nihonjin in this thread have actually lived/travelled/studied abroad?

This is a map of where I've been
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海辺のカフカが隣の図書館にあったから読もうとしたが難しすぎて諦めたことがある
読み方も知らない語が沢山いたんだ

その御蔭で自分の日本語の卑しさを悟った
英語とフランス語では読める
日本語は進入障壁高すぎ
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>>58832935
I want a toilet but I also want ignorance of Japanese.
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>>58833016
I want my Japanese to be umai?
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>>58832888
warm<hot
if it was a Japanese...

>>58832968
I'd like to do it, but I'm not good at using paint soft.
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>>58833040
Oops, I read 蒙昧
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(For Korea and China)Japan Times and the gaijins should seppuku
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>>58833016
what. that's what i got out of it, but was that all?
i thought there'd be some other meaning
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>>58832935
Correct one should be
トイレに行きたいです
日本語もうまくなりたいです

>>58832962
>>58832964
Okay, okay, I stop. Sorry, I know many kawaii and funny examples.
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>>58833095
>please share it
please share them

I'm gonna correct you every time you do this from now on.
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>>58833118
>those two completely unrelated sentences
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>>58833098
I guess he meant (in broken Japanese) I kinda want to go to the toilet, but I also want to be good at Japanese, or something like that. (も上手い, instead of 蒙昧).
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>>58833151
ah. yeah, those two unrelated sentences got me really confused
>>58833143
>I'm gonna correct you every time you do this from now on.
you should correct everyone's english here
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>>58833143
it was an accident, i was going to ask "what is your favorite song". i've deleted the post, calm down.
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>>58832988
卑しい日本語は存在しないよ。
進入障壁がちょっとわからない、、

>>58833149
でも初期の日本語学習者って、全然関係ない言葉をつないで長い文章を作ってみたがるじゃないかw
I guess beginners of English learner often do the same, too.
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>>58833210
DESU other than my stupid 蒙昧 misunderstanding, I don't think it is very complicated. And I am only ~N3 level in Japanese.
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i know japan loves blonde hair and blue eyes but what about

white (INB4 MONGOL)
brown hair
hazel eyes
6'4
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>>58833221
>でも初期の日本語学習者って、全然関係ない言葉をつないで長い文章を作ってみたがるじゃないかw
i don't speak japanese yet something's really off here
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>>58833143
職業病ですな
>workholic.
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>>58833216
Ok I was still butthurt from when the Japanese poster said いいだと思う sorry

>>58833210
>you should correct everyone's english here
Nah I don't think that's helpful
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>>58833143
You're off the clock y'know, sensei.

That Japanese work ethic's really got into you.
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Oniichan, raus!
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ohayo
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>>58833269
>>58833265
It's not work. I almost never correct anyone's English here.
I only picked him cause my feelings were hurt and cause I know he can write better English
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>>58833221
www韓国語の漢語
初心者が感じる難しさ
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there's too much bullying in this thread, it's not fun to talk to you guys anymore.
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>>58833252
>white (INB4 MONGOL)
We love Finns.
>brown hair
good
>hazel eyes
good
>6'4
too tall
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>>58833248
i was just expecting something more i guess.
like a word that he misused on purpose or something.
>>58833221
>でも初期の日本語学習者って、全然関係ない言葉をつないで長い文章を作ってみたがるじゃないかw
wut really
i don't think i've seen that here desu
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>>58833305
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
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>>58833331
>>6'4
>too tall
;_;
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>>58833331
b-but tall is a manly trait ; ________ ;

are there hikikomori girls in japan and if yes are they all really fat and ugly? skinny and ugly is ok
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>>58833322
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>>58833312
how strong is the urj tu currect mai inglish, eh gai boi?

its ovius yu can undurstand but will the japunees?
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>>58833322
The same water that softens the potato hardens the egg.

Be an egg, anon.
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>>58833221
I guess by 進入障壁, he means that the learning curve is steep. 初心者として漢字を読まないと何も読めないで、壁を超える見たいに難しいという意味じゃないかな

わかりづらいならごめんなさい、酔っています
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>>58833322
Don't say such a thing.

>>58833346
I'm not talking about posters here only desu.
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>>58833410
wot?
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>>58833410
Everyone understands that gibberish
Took me a second to get urge though
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>>58833427
>酔っています
sasuga frenchman
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>>58833446
ai will fuckin wrek u kunt bag

>>58833451
Fuk off
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you are going to an anime convention in tokio
suddenly you see this outside the place
what would you do ?
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>>58833472
WOT/??
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>>58833375
They are ugly and some are fat and others are very skinny.
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>>58833469
俺も
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>tfw you're neet and plumbers are coming here at 10am and i can't sleep and wake up early and go out because i'm too scared

maybe i will take a sleeping bag and go in the woods in a few hours so i'll wake up after they're already gone

but i once saw wolves there, might not be safe desu
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>>58833375
but 6'4 is more than 40cm taller than the average girl in japan!


>>58833410
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
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>>58833483
Activate gaijin powers and walk straight in
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>>58833483
I get a sudden urge to check the nearby area for Peru.
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>>58833517
You just reminded me to put my pants on cause I'm getting a delivery
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>>58833516
sasuga german
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>>58833483
>>58833529
Yeah, seriously.

What can they even do about it?
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>>58833375
>hikikomori girls in japan
this.
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>>58833523
Nais
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>>58833505
かわいくなくなるほどやせってるのもいるのか
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>>58833555
i would hikikomoru with her
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>>58833555
小3から
え、親ってアホか
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>>58833555
would do desu
>小3から
does that mean she can't even like read?
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>>58833601
いるかも。are you kyoko?
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>>58833427
韓国語の漢語なので、日本人にはわからないよ
Did you drink wine?
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>>58833523
isn't that a good thing? my dad is 6'6 and mom is 5'2 so it seems normal to me

i hate tall women, i once made tinder and i only got 3 matches in that month, all were 6'0+ girls

they're really desperate and want any man taller than them i hate them

i never went out with any of them i talked to one but she was too normie so i deleted contact
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>>58833653
You always get me m8
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>>58833692
Did you get a gf?
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>>58833691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ks7du54ZgI
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Where is フィン太郎
I miss him and I worry he can keep his virginity.
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>>58833759
yeah, but she's just a German gf. I'm happy but sometimes I feel like I missed my goals....
How are you?

>>58833783
I bet he's still around but the age of tripfags has ended for good I guess
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>>58833783
Don't talk about a dead person...
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>>58833783
Died and went to Finnish heaven.
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>>58833252
>white
in
>brown hair
out
>hazel eyes
out
>6'4
=188cm? too tall to live in Japan.
not blonde nor blue eyes.
>detected worthless gaijin
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>>58833641
aren't a lot of hikikomori school dropouts?

i know i am
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>>58833836
6'4 is 194cm
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>>58833562
i'm glad you recognize it! i'm disgusted to admit i enjoy that book unironically.

>>58833691
i don't think badly of it. some people find it intimidating and a little difficult to have such a height difference though. for example, cuddling is tough when you are so tall. it's nice being free to wear extravagant heels though.

to be fair, i'm <150cm though, so it may be different for someone in the 160cm range.
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>>58833845
But that's pretty early to drop out innit?
At that point you can hardly function in society

>>58833865
>to be fair, i'm <150cm though, so it may be different for someone in the 160cm range.
may I pet you
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>>58833662
No, whiskey
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>>58833855
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!!

進撃の巨人 detected.
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>>58833820
>having a German gf
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>>58833865
>tfw you like short girls but they think you're too tall

just end me
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>>58833865
Are you a girl? and the person having a japanese mother?
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>>58833901
>But that's pretty early to drop out innit?
maybe the japanese school system is so harsh that even kindergarten is highly demanding

personally i would not have survived if my parents moved me to japan as a child, i hardly survived my own school system
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>>58832988
>読み方も知らない語が沢山いたんだ
「いた(居た)」は生物に使う
生物じゃないものには「あった」だ

*読み方も知らない語が沢山あったんだ となる
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>>58833820
How did you get a gf?
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>>58833865
>i'm <150cm though
are you a gf
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>>58834008
You go outside and talk to a girl. (〃ー〃)
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>>58833978
I wonder how can you sex with 148cm girl. It must be having a sex with 6 years old girl having tits.
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>>58833976
ドイツ人として普通なんだ…

>>58834008
Tbh. she was chasing me for ages and I gave in after a year or so. It's actually a funny story I was buying a tv and it didn't fit into my car, I called her and she came to pick me up, with her parents in a car that was big enough for my tv...in that moment I kinda knew she was the right person for me.
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>>58833938
bertholdt did nothing wrong

>>58834063
it isn't that easy when you have aspergers and depression and no friends

>>58834064
i don't know i haven't had sex or kiss or handhold and i'm 20 already ; _____ ;
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>>58834087
ちくしょう、もて男自慢じゃないかw

>>58834139
>haven't had sex or kiss or handhold....20 already.

another fin-taro detected. Why not even hondhold?
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>>58833901
w-why. how tall are you?

>>58833978
noo, don't be dejected. i see lots of tall guys with short girls. i'm just jealous of your vertical advantage.

>>58833984
my mother is japanese

>>58834043
i'm a good friend
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>>58833483
>walk in being my tall white self
>if i get asked to leave say 私は日本人です
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>>58833845
>hikikomori school dropouts
MOUSIWAKENAI
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>>58834139
>>58834195
>handhold

>tfw luck my highschool had square dancing for PE so i got to hold hands with pretty girls
>but tfw they barely held on to my hands and were quick to let go
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>>58834139
Thing I like about Finland is that you don't have to bullshit when talking to people.....you really can just speak your mind. You see a qt doing something cute, don't waste any time mentioning that you noticed, and you like her.
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>>58834245
the hell does that mean?

anyway, some people just aren't meant to suceed
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>>58833978
>girls think you're too tall
No they don't. Try being 170cm though - the wind blows worse in the opposite direction.
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>>58834215
i've already given up my life is shit desu i've never even met a girl i would like to date they all have the same normie interests and they aren't interested in things like history and philosophy, you can't have intelligent conversations with 99% of women and there's no reason the 1% would want anything to do with me if they even exist

>>58834268
our school had that but i skipped it every time because i know girls think i am gross so i didnt want them to have to suffer through it because teacher told them to
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>>58834215
Around 190cm...you just sound really cute. We even have a word in German for people like you it's "Standgebläse"
I guess the proper translation is ventilator, but if your translate the parts by themself it means "Thing that blows while standing"

>>58834195
まああ彼女ができてよかったけどそんなことじゃないw
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>>58834245
it means i am sorry
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>>58834362
oh, i get it

well thank you anon
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>>58834329
i always see short men with girls and it hurts me every time because being tall is my only good attribute

>>58834215
>>58834359
i'm taller than him notice me
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>>58834215
If you're a short girl, you let him be your boyfriend.

>>58834329
I'm sure Japanese girls think he is too tall.
It's true. but it's better than too short after all.
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>>58834409
>being tall is my only good attribute
I think this might be your problem...
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>>58834352
tb h i felt the same but my morals told me to not skip class and i ended up suffering through every one
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>>58834268
high school girls are usually very mean.... ; ;
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>>58834468
i know that, you don't have to rub it in my face fucking bully
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>>58834352
history and philosophy.
In Japan, there are so-called 歴女(reki-jyo), the girls love history very much.

>>58834359
そうかぁ?w 何年も追っかけられてたとか、爆発しとけよw
>>
Ohayooooo〜!!
Today is holiday!
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>>58834581
ohao
every day is a holiday for me
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>>58834581
ohayougozaimasu nihonjin
if today is a holiday, why are you up so early?
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>>58834625
>
how do you support yourself?
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>>58834680
i live with family but i used to work full-time for some time so i help them with bills and shit
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>>58834625
That's sounds great

>>58834650
9:20 am is not early at all
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>>58834773
yes it is
t. wake up at 5pm normally
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>>58834793
>5 pm
Ah, 昼夜逆転…
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>>58834773
>That's sounds great
it's not
i want a job again but i don't want to work again
i want to go to college, but i'm too dumb
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>>58830494
Why are you people so fucking annoying. Are you even capable of holding a conversation? Do you understand what social skills are?

There's a reason why only the idiots of western culture adhere to Japanese bullshit.
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>>58835006
>There's a reason why only the idiots of western culture adhere to Japanese bullshit.

Relax, eat pizza and get weight. You have nothing to lose.
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The time.
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>>58834793
why do you suck? you said you have autism, depression, and you wake up at 5 pm? how old are you? do you even have a job?

im 18 and already have three years of work experience. is that already more than you?
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>>58835006
The top right guy literally looks like a nuclear explosion went on inside his head.
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>>58834773
>9:20 am is not early
for me it is. I wake up at 8:00 normally for work so an extra hour is like nothing
on weekends I wake up no earlier than 11:00
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>>58834793
you sound pathetic. you said you have autism, depression, and you wake up at 5 pm? do you have a job? have you ever had a job? do you leave the house? do you have any level of physical fitness?

im 18 and im confident i have more work experience than you at three years.
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>>58835006
Excuse me, Sir
This is Japanese thread so you have to tell us what is like your dick in detail
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>>58835254
>>58835172
accidentally double posted because it said it aborted.

>>58835258
good question.
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>>58835172
>work experience
Full-time?
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>>58835314
at all. even part time. but it wasn't directed toward you.
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>>58835254
>s/he's proud of being a wagecuck
>>
東京の電車乗り換えアプリでおすすめってある?
グーグルマップで十分?
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>>58834352
history and philosophy are such a broad terms, what areas are you interested in specifically? take it easy anon, things will get better.

>>58834359
lol do short german girls actually like being called that? are the girls you like typically short?
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>>58835364
>rebutting legitimate criticisms on one's life with
>wagecuck

im actually currently not working. im finishing HS.
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>>58835334
I know
But why don't you go to university
Why you are working ?
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>>58835419
we've got some miscommunication going on. im still currently in HS, but i started working when i was 15 to get spare cash. i recently stopped working for the first time since then to focus on finishing out my senior year. i've got a university set up, however.
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>>58835418
>finishing HS
you have to be 18 to post here, anon.
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>>58835258
It my Japanese fiance almost two weeks to be able take my cock because it hurt her too much.

And yes I honestly do have a japanese xpat fiance. Kindof why I'm in this thread desu
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>>58835476
18 last august
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>>58835493
Get held back a year or does education start late in murrica?
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>>58835483
>why I'm in this thread
Who knows?
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>>58835365
ekitann 駅探
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>>58835365
乗換案内ってやつ使ってる
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>>58835549
our cutoff time is weird, some people do turn 18 while in high school, it's normal.
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>>58835549
i started school in california, moved to texas and for some reason am now older than most peers. i think school starts earlier for kids in california? not sure. some kids are born in texas and stayed here their whole lives and were born in like june and july. they start their senior year already being 18.
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>>58835583
i'd even say most of my senior friends are already 18. the "late" people are born in like may.
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>>58835550
>Who knows?
i can never tell when a japanese flag is being sarcastic
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>>58835583
>>58835605
>>58835637
odd, in my province the school year is september-june with i'd say 95% of students turning 18 in or after the january of their senior year
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>>58835550
I just told you why I'm in this thread. Never mind I'm out.
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朝なのか昼なのか
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>>58835373
i'm mostly interested in culture history like traditions and folklore, lately been digging through native-american stuff.

I read Rothbard, Rand, Nietzsche and classics such as Plato, depending on what's available cheap as .pdf

>>58835254
i actually just completed the couch to 5k which isn't much but it's a start considering i've lived a 100% sedentary lifestyle outside of gym class which i last had 5 years ago

i'm 20, i have no work experience, i haven't gone to school since i graduated from high school i go for a 30 minute run at 3am 3 times per week, i can't go at day because i'm scared of other people laughing at me if i don't run as fast and effortless as chad other than that not much going outside

I don't know why you have to be so rude with your """"""legitimate criticism""""""", different people lead different lives
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>>58835824
午後6時はまだ昼なのか
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>>58835842
>30 minute run at 3am
sounds comfy as fuck
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>>58835884
夕方だ
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFbfY2TsFa0
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