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Nice guy edition
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cara
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/fr/
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MAISIE
A
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kpop lads
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>>58806094
post full thing

who won?
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>>58806031
yeah
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Fuck all yanks

>>58806121
Hi France :3
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>>58806147
the bint next to her manages to be even more of a munter
fucking hell
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>>58806017
mate never expect gratitude and kindness doing people favours that those in similar positions sort out by selling their pussy for money.
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>>58806107
stop it lad I've got stomach cramp
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you know its true...
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our daisy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-LqLU7CxeA
good lads
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>>58806147
Saucy
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lads if you're given some function what does it mean for it to be subject to some inequality?
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The Jews are getting a bit rattled, aren't they?
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>>58806164
>trying to sell house
>don't want people to come and look at it
How did you get into that position?
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>>58806255
those functions will earn less and have less opportunity
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Oneitis posted a screenshot of our convo on twitter
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HILARY
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hmm it's definitely just a coincidence that all the successful 'aboriginals' that the media trots out are like 1/8th aboriginal
nothing genetic at all
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>>58806209
>shoreham on sea
oh dear, how would a town on the sea work
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ITT: PHAT but not too fat.
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The Rasheeds are getting a bit rattled, aren't they?
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did so much for this girl

she's forgotten it all and now just fucks off with other people who didn't do half as much as me

can't believe the nerve
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>>58806147
Is she the slagest ?
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>>58806191
Hm. Which academic study is this based on?
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>All those dumb slags using the dog filter on snapchat

Is this the most narcisistic generation ever or is it just because it's easier to take pictures?
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>>58806334
tbf he sent them a day a part
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the gf
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>>58806357
do not fucking get me started on people who use distant aboriginal heritage to get into med. they're so fucking hated by other applicants that i'd have genuine shame being one of them. those cunts are literally handed a place on a gilded cushion.
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>>58806334
i never know how to read these

like who is texting who
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>>58806299
i normally do just not today

i haven't slept at all since sunday night and want to take a nap

obviously can't do that incase they walk in on me sleeping ffs
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>>58806357
those people don't look abo at all
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My calves on fleek
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>>58806390
haha you're killing me lad, absolutely creasing!
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Why does gum have a calorie count even though you dont eat it
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Is it true that brit girls have really big heads?
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>>58806433
Blue (right) is the person who screenshotted it
Grey is jack edwards
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>>58806390
see
>>58806181

utter melt
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>>58806461
What the fuck is with these responses.

I'm a /brit/ casual so I'm not up to date with whatever memes you have.

What the fuck are you all on about
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>>58806357
>1/8th aboriginal
who the fuck shags a full-blood abo?
They're ugly as sin
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>>58806468
you absorb sugar and stuff, when you swallow saliva
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>>58806475
Is it true that you literally never take your shoes off?
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daily reminder that poleaboo and 190kg are the alter egos of just one autistic poster
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>>58806334
Does she think we can't read the dates lmao?
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>>58806390
Haha well memed my friend
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>>58806517
Only when redcoats are nearby
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ah yes, if we left the aboriginals to their own devices they would be just as successful as the general Australian population
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>>58806334
dont want to turn this into blog post #534 but..

>tfw currently talking to a qt at work that plays the "respond to messages whenever she wants" game
i just let it slide though so she doesn't think im crazy. i try to respect her space.

but it does hurt my feelings a bit, she could at least lie to me or deflect questions a bit more tactfully rather than just not responding.... ;_;
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Why has Britain never lost a war? You guys seem undefeatable
>US war for independence
More like a civil war between fellow Brits
>100 years war
Civil war between French nobles desu
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>>58806508
you're just a fucking plum mate
seriously, you act like a feta baguette around this bint and cry on an anime imageboard when she doesn't reward you with pussy
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>>58806510
Horney Mick cons will do anything
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>>58806551
can you explain this please
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>>58806562
give her attention for two to three days or something and then cut it

works all da time
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>>58806399
this was a study done by the meme foundation, i was part of the team that collected this data.

years in the trenches observing the posting habits of anonymous posters across 8 of 4chan's most popular boards
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>>58806158
good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnBvuzjpr4
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>>58806589
>feta baguette
kek
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>>58806562
just send her a photo of your dick lad
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Umm
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Like
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>>58806562
>"respond to messages whenever she wants" game
i know this feeling

why do they do this
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>>58806612
Haha me all over this is
Bet you get a lot of fanny aswell then ay
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>>58806589
what should i have done? told her to get lost in the first place

i never had a father, i don't know how to act like a man
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>>58806586
island jews
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>doing med school applications
>go to application for one school
>massive box to write up all of your leadership experience
>barely any
>massive box to write up community involvement
>none
>massive box to write up other academic and lifestyle achievment
>a bit

hahahaha well i guess i'm not going there then lmao
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>>58806692
I could be wrong but this is what you've done as far as I know
>foreign bird moves near you
>you act nice to her and all that but probably come across as a bit wet
>she meets other people who aren't beta, starts cutting ties with you
anywhere in there where I'm wrong?
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>>58806508
you're a fucking joke mate

grow up.

to quote my boy Jonatan HÃ¥stad: "bitches come and go, bro, but you know i stay"
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this is gonna sound crazy

but i'm trying to pay £700 for stool samples
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>>58806748
Time for you to construct a web of lies it seems. Say you play team sports and help coach kids or some shit. They're never going to check
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>>58806748
>leadership experience
make shit up about being in a football team. say how you led, and followed, both important qualities.
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>>58806748
say you're abo
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>>58806334
Whats all the emojis in the name mean?
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>>58806748
did you pass umat?
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>>58806770
yes that's quite correct, i wanted more back because she was hot
>>58806776
what do you mean i'm a joke
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>>58806801
she's a royal swine that likes eating KFC
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i'm moving to the uk
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>>58806612
yeah was planning on talking to her again on wednesday (shes going to call out sick today)

hoping that she just didn't see the last message i left her. sometimes she legit doesn't see the messages other people send her on our office's skype thing, but i get the feeling she just straight up ignored me this time because i was being a bit cheeky by inviting her to hang out with me more often. she had lunch with me earlier on in the day out of the blue and i told her it was nice and that we should do it again sometime. it was a genuinely pleasant interaction too, i wouldn't have told her it was nice if i didn't mean it.


g-going to say good morning to her on skype on wednesday asking her how her day off went in the hopes that she sees monday's message and gets some feels. if she ignores mondays message entirely and doesn't say "omg i didn't see this!!" i'll know she kind of brushed off the message and isn't comfortable with doing more lunches.


TL;DR

interacting with women shouldn't have to feel like a social and biological chess game
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r8 muh gf, friends
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>>58806785
doesnt matter if you're trying lad at least you're giving it a go
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>>58806798
my only leadership experience is being co-captain of the rugby team in highschool hahahahaha

>>58806800
i wish

>>58806797
i played team sports in school but can't now because of previous injury so i could say that i guess

>>58806815
nah bruh gammy + new gammy score comes out next week
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>to quote my boy Jonatan HÃ¥stad: "bitches come and go, bro, but you know i stay"
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>>58806826
just cut this bitch off honestly
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>>58806826
contrary to popular belief on reddit (where I assume you come from), women aren't idiots. They know when someone is being pathetically nice to them for the sole reason of getting in their knickers. Sort yourself out
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>>58806873
should have done cadets
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Cock ring was perhaps slightly too small and the actual cage is ridiculously small but I was able to fit it in the end

Feels great, just sitting here and posting while wearing pink frilly panties without the slightest urge to masturbate at all
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>>58806785
What?
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Southend mentioned
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>>58806873
Don't see how they're important anyway. I didn't write about any of that and got into uni easily
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>>58806906
sigh....
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i can't even watch Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman because it actually hurts knowing I could never have her

never experienced this before
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>>58806904
this is the only school in australia where portfolio is this extensive. they literally call every reference you put down.

that being said, i've got a massive list of professional references, just not the drum circle paper plane making references
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we are heading for another stock market crash lads

and don't give me that muh brexit nonsense
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>>58806936
'e's a bit thick is ol' Stephen.
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I'm an atheist
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>>58806906
Hows your wife's son going?
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got a nice beard going lads
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>>58806936
>deserves criticism for falling for a spoof article

Haha joke's on him; we were only pretending to be retarded!
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>>58806918
it's a new type of treatment where you take faeces from a healthy donor and transplant them into yourself

it's basically a probiotic because of the beneficial bacteria that is excreted out

it's curing people with various disorders with 90%+ success rates

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy
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>>58806956
I'd like to crash my manpipe into your qt boipucci
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>>58806936
he wasn't even racist imo
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>>58806849
You sound needy as fuck There's only two options... she wants your dick or she doesn't
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>cigarettes to rise to $40 a packet under new tax
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>>58807050
maybe you'll stop being a degenerate then
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>people who hate on smoking

fuck off
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>>58807019

>Haha joke's on him; we were only pretending to be retarded!

That would be the point of a satirical article, yes.
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>>58807020
ahah,
sounds like that video where that lash pisses in a bucket then shoves it down the mates japseye.
Have fun with your stools m8
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>>58806906
shit taste desu
the spiral is hella comfy, I can wear it for weeks at a time
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>>58807050
>>58807097

>2016
>cigarettes
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>small hair-folicle cysts that extend up to halfway up the underside of penis

I want to have a pretty penis, not a beardy penis :(
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wheres my welsh bf
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Is https://www.breakeryard.com good?
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This one time I took all the money out my wallet, all the notes anyway and put it all around my room so that when my mates came round they'd think I was really rich

ended up getting robbed lol
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>>58807110
Looks quite big, I want something that can completely prevent an erection
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>>58807143
here if you'll be my yank gf
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>>58807050
that's absolutely ridiculous. are cheap, smuggled in foreign cigarettes a thing in straya?
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So what's the consensus on what I should have done with this foreign girl?
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>>58807141
One time I squeezed it and like loads of old pus came out. Idk how old it was but it wasn't very liquidy.
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>>58806849
>interacting with women shouldn't have to feel like a social and biological chess game
It doesn't.
Stop being pathetic bud.
Make intentions clear, if not reciprocated clear off.
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>>58807143
>>58807164

no fuck off i'm more welsh than him

provided you're a female tho.
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>>58807165
yeah pretty big black market with it now.
mostly chinks doing it of course
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>>58807020
Oh, I see. Read about that before. Good luck, fella.
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>>58807175
not been a fedora tipping white knight poofter to start with
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>>58806684
can't tell if you're being sarcastic m8 hahah

>>58806849
m8 chill the fuck out ay, it's a work situation. you are both paid to be there. there's no rush. you don't need to work out whether she'll fuck you before she loses interest. just fuck the message shit off, particularly at work and just talk to her in person. if i was on the fence about wanting to date someone, i'd be much more persuaded by them saying hello in person than on skype. not only that, but you're at work. let's say you're working and someone won't stop messaging you on the work messenger thing, you're gonna get annoyed at it - it's annoying.

tldr; fuck skype, talk in person and stop overextending toward her.
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>when you find your dream porn fantasy but the actress ruins it
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>>58806704
Speaking of Jews, do Brits like them? I know Protestants here love them because if they rebuild solomon's temple Jesus will return, and Prods in NI love them just to stick it to the taigs, but what's real Britain's opinion? I know about the usual antisemitic jealousy that goes on in every country, and about all the bombings Israelis pulled off against GB, but the general feeling I get is the basically same that goes on here.

Jews may be annoying and Israel may be 100% untrustworthy, but at least they sock it to the durkas
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>>58807050
Good. Maybe now I'll see bogans feeding their children instead of huffin down 30 packs a day because muh addiction since I was 16.
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>>58807222
Jews are literally who tier here
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>>58807109
>>58807196
cheers

it's just a nightmare trying to get a donor

i mean how do you explain to somebody you want their poo for a probiotic treatment?
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>>58807158
>I want something that can completely prevent an erection

How about this?
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>>58807190
>no fuck off i'm more welsh than him

jog on you lanky communist twat
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>>58807262
LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

M8 my accent slays even in my OWN hometown.
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I have to be honest lads

I'm a yank
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>>58806941
for med school?

it's just to find new excuses to cull people tbqh. the entrance exam everyone has to do is utter shit in projecting med grades. it's just there to stop people.
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>ah yes, if I act like a sappy beta orbiter this girl will surely eventually fuck me
a flawless strategy
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>>58807287
I don't believe you.
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>>58807287
shit. how hard was this for you to finally come clean with and admit?
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>>58807222
Excluding Muslims and Ken Livingstone most people don't mind them. I don't think we have the fervent good goy Christians like in America though.
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>>58807327
not all of us are naturals
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>>58807251
But what about all those who fled to Britain to escape "le last defender of the white race" man?
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Giz a durry
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>>58807327
kek
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>>58807357
I don't fucking know mate, as I said, literally who
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>>58807222
I'm a jew (non-practising) and we are shadows at best to Britain.

It's not like in America where every single TV programme and film has a jewish character, jews are very rare in the UK so nobody even thinks of us, let alone even sees us outside of a few very small areas.

That will be five Pounds please.
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I just realised something. If you're trying to get with a girl, the likelihood is that she is also talking to at least three other men. At least two of them are going to try the nice guy approach to get into their pants. You have to stand out from the crowd and make her want/chase you. How?
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>>58807153
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>>58807378
there are tons of jews in this country you spastic. but then again they don't tend to live in council estate shitholes so you probably never met any
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>>58807353
don't think you have to be a natural to realise that if she's fucking other men she doesn't want you
you're literally just a distraction for when she's bored
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>>58807414
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>>58807345
i'm muslim and i don't hate jews

one of my best friends at uni was a jew and we got high nearly everyday

i have no idea where the "muslims and jews don't get on" meme comes from

Israel vs. Palestine is nation state issue not one of religion
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>>58807165
yeah if you ask some fob outside of a tabbaconist in china town theyll usually go in, speak their moon runes, and come out with an $8 deck
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>>58807357
You would think that means we would have a massive population of them, yet we don't. That's how my great grandmother got to England.

It's really weird.
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>>58807327
Poleaboo legitimately just wants a female friend

He would love to hear her girl problems and help her choose and outfit that Chad would like
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>>58807353
As living beings, our 2 natural instinctive missions are 1) Mate to ensure the survival of our genes and 2) Live long enough to do the mating.

We are all naturals.
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>>58807425
>you're literally just a distraction for when she's bored
that cut really fucking deep man

how do i become the man that isn't the distraction but the one she wants to fuck
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banter has been absolutely


today lads

give yourselves a pat on the back
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>>>/sp/67313108
>>>/sp/67313108
>>>/sp/67313108
New
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>>58807287
I'm shocked! SHOCKED! How long have you been keeping this from us? Can we even trust you any more?
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>>58807436
>i have no idea where the "muslims and jews don't get on" meme comes from
divide and conquer desu
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>>58807436
Fuck off Rasheed
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>>58807474
Fucking stop and listen to yourself, man
Does that sound like the kind of guy you wanna be? Or she wants you to be?
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>>58807435
>tfw no mime gf
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>>58807436
>i'm muslim

fuck off
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>>58807474
unless you significantly change then you won't (that probably still wouldn't be enough)
just stop talking to her
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>>58807327
Used to be me before I snapped out of it.

Now I just live as a shut-in and spend every waking second on 4chan while avoiding normies all together, but I'm not a beta orbiter when I have to deal with them.
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quite grimy
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>>58807502
i don't know what to do

i know i'm a loser
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>>58807414
Calm down Shlomo.
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>>58807436
>i'm muslim
fuck off
>i don't hate jews
fuck off
>we got high nearly everyday
fuck off
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lads
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>>58807436
t. Mohammad Al-Taqiya
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>>58807494
who's dividing us

the elites???
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>>58807474
>how do i become the man that isn't the distraction but the one she wants to fuck

You don't. If she was going to wanted to fuck you out of lust, she would have done it already.

Move on and fuck other bitches, there are a lot more of them.
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Poleaboo just realised his 1 (ONE) follower on tumblr was someone from /brit/ or /britfeel/ so from now on he will be posting privately/invisibly
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I'm thinking about studying in Australia lads
Should I? I want out of this hell.
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WHERE'S MY WELSH BF
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>>58807384
The best thing a guy can do to compensate for being ugly or a manlet is to workout and get a great body.

Everything else is out of your control.
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>>58807604
how do i make sure i never find myself in this situation again
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>>58807606
can you post invisibly here too x
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>>58807557
get it through your head lad
you
can't
have
her
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>>58807595
The illuminati world order death squad. Duh.
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*shoves you*
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>>58806147
This girl is fucking hideous. Why do you think she's hot?
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>>58807474
give her reasons to want to talk to you, and then stop talking to her. the girl i'm talking to now is fun to talk to, and i'll start a few convos but really, i couldn't give a rats red arse if she doesn't reply. I invited her out saturday and she sort of dodged the question so i didn't message her at all saturday and then she messaged me sunday morning asking to see me.

at the end of the day, don't fantasise about the girl. don't lie in bed and dream about how good life will be when she's yours. treat her like you would anyone else and if she's not keen, she can get fucked and you move on.
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Is this helpful? Please let me know how. Thank you.

I masturbated with dirty condoms I found at public toilets. I'm much stronger now, and I enjoy with bliss the new rising ability to touch girls with confidence and friendliness. Please see your experience with a bit of humor and TV-cartoon like. Strange behaviours pass like the wind.

Is this helpful? Please let me know how. Thank you.
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*goes mental*
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>>58807609
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
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>>58807443
Yeah I know. My in-laws' family escaped the holohoax via being stowaways on a boat to England. I guess a lot of them continued unto America where'd they'd be worshiped as gods
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Going down to the servo, anyone want anything?
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>>58807638
stop idealising girls in general
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>start up POV porno
>young girl in slutty blouse/skirt combo gets her arm stuck in a floor grate
>calls out for help
>brother comes along and goes to get some baby oil
>at times I can see her hand almost leave the grate
>"it's a porno, low production quality's expected"
>brother does gradually more and more pervy things
>starts fucking her
>"she doesn't seem nearly horrified enough"
>he comes in her
>she starts sucking him off
>"she still seems a bit too eager"
>he comes again
>she stares at the camera and breaks a smile
>camera cuts to her slyly drawing hand out of the grate with ease
>"haha sorry bro, don't be mad I tricked you"
>mfw this accounts for everything

Now that might've been a shitty story for anything else but for a porno that shit's 2001 a sperm odyssey
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>>58807699
>servo

Fuck off Bruce
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YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIT
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
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>govt doing a census
>have form filled out and waiting for enumerator to collect it
>missed them the first time and received notification of when they'd be back this evening
>receive whatsapp message from my brother
>its actually a message from the enumerator reminding me they'll be around this evening

WTF? brother still hasn't responded to my reply but obviously he didn't send it, but there is no way the enumerator should even know who I am let alone my number/whatsapp
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>>58807699
Ciggies
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>>58807699
get me some skittles lad
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>>58807284
>You
>Slay anything nevermind pussy
Tab back into runescape you permavirgin
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I'M THINKING ABOUT STUDYING IN AUSTRALIA LADS
SHOULD I? I WANT OUT OF THIS HELL..
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>>58806147
Her body is ok but the face. She is a potato
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>>58807762
FOB
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Personally, I firmly believe that Jesus Christ is God and that he is close to the poor and needy as evidenced in the bible:

Who is like the Lord our God, the One who sits enthroned on high, who stoops down to look on the heavens and the earth? He raises the poor from the dust and lifts the needy from the ash heap; he seats them with princes, with the princes of his people - Psalm 113:5-8.

Looking at his disciples, [Jesus] said: "Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh - Luke 6:20-21

Could I ask if you have asked God to help you? Have you literally knelt and cried out to him in your pain? If you haven't, could I ask if you could kneel (as I do now) and ask him to reveal himself to you? I do not mean to force anything on you, but the love of God is strong enough to banish all pain. Commit yourself to HIM, trust in HIM and serve HIM and all will be well.

As you saw from the bible, THE LORD is close to you. Closer to you then any other. While it doesn't seem like it, you are truly blessed. You need only humble yourself in prayer in order to be set free from the sadness.

It you could attend Church (and if possible) obtain a bible it would go a long way in coming to Life in Christ. Also, if you could commend yourself to Our Lady, I can say with full confidence that you will be okay. She has compassion for the poor and will implore Our Lord to obtain for you every grace possible.

God Bless, I will be praying for you. Know that I love you and that more than I (who being flawed and lowly) The Lord loves you - which is a love that cannot be measured as it is infinite. It is seen most clearly by Christs passion on the Cross...As Jesus took his final breaths on the Cross, having been innocent and without fault yet lead to slaughter, he cried to Our Father in Heaven "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do".
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>>58807779
as long as you aren't 100% autistic or at least willing to come out of your shell, then go for it m8

i only say that because abnormies have a tough time here by the sounds of it
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can't stop eating
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>>58807779
Why go there just to study? Seems like a temporary escape at best.
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>>58807762
christ mate, think im a millionaire?

>>58807767
okay, ill get you the sour ones x
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just wanked to some jap lezzers
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Should I try to fugg or nah?
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>>58807474
As someone who gave away a decade of his life in the hope that she would fall for me I'll tell you straight, she won't.

You have a very brief window when you first meet a woman where she decides if she wants you as a friend or something more.
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>>58806349
>HILARY
clinton
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>>58807637
>just work out bro you'll get girls
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>>58807779
Sure, why not?
Where do you want to study?
What do you want to study?
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>>58807636
What a fucking odd thing to desire.
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>>58807836
Just realised she really looks like nick cage
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>>58807823
looks like a hollow from Dark Souls
ngl I feel really sorry for girls like this when they pop up on tinder
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>>58807823
you are one sick normie
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>>58807638
Know when a woman wants you, and when a woman wants to use you.

If a girl wants to see you and actually spend time with you, you'll know it. If you find she only talks to you when she sees fit, leave her ass. If the relationship is wholly one sided, leave her ass.

When you both put in not an equal, but similar amount of effort to keep the relationship alive, that's when things are good.
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>>58807821
uncensored?
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>>58807815
My uncle is from Brisbane and he said that he'd let me stay at his whilst I look for a job
Is Brisbane a nice place?
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>>58807638
Lift weights, stop being a beta, don't let women control you.
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>>58807823
damn.............
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>>58807876
stellar observation watson
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>>58807909
yeeee i'm from brisbane m8 so i'm biased but i think it's nice

close to gold coast and sunny coast, decent uni's and no one is pretentious or stuck up fuck wits like sydney and melbourne
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>>58807909
eh its okay.
a lot of kiwis/maoris.
kinda hot and humid though?
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>>58807909
Its pretty gewd. There's certainly worse places.
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>>58807634
>I consider this place hell so I want to go somewhere exactly the same only hotter, that will be much less hellfish
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>>58807671
Zyzz has returned from the dead to provide sage advice.

I would listen to this.
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>>58807828
>You have a very brief window when you first meet a woman where she decides if she wants you as a friend or something more.
this sounds intuitively right

the question is what to do during this window of opportunity
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>nice guy edition
>thread is full of unironic nice guys thinking it will make girls fall in love with them
damn...
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>>58807895
Shut up kike. I shag who I want
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>>58807828
also, sorry for your lost decade bro
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>>58807971
You don't talk about Zyzz, let him rest in peace ffs
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>>58807699
A pie. I could do with some scran.
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>>58807991
>thread is full of unironic nice guys thinking it will make girls fall in love with them
It's just one sadcunt though innit really
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>>58808022
there was a yank doing it too
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*squeezes your leg*
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>>58807991
>f unironic nice guys thinking it will make girls fall in love with them
so i have to be a bad boy to get a girl

i don't even like being a bad person though
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>>58807859
Either you're shitposting or aren't lifting hard enough.
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>>58807991
It works if you have other redeeming qualities
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>>58807971
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>>58807943
What about drugs in Brisbane? Asking for a friend btw
>>58807956
better than muzzies
>>58807969
Kek I can just about handle 20 degrees
It will be a problem but I'll get over it
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>>58808079
>if you're not a nice guy, you're a bad boy
Stop being so fucking stupid mate, it upsets me
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>you will never be a qt reverse trap girl
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>>58808112
m8 like I said, brisbane is close to the gold coast aka fucking pill capital of the world. drugs are everywhere here and the youth view on drugs is very nonchalant.
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>it's a captcha won't let you post episode
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*shoves burgers down your throat*
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>>58808116
>Stop being so fucking stupid mate
i don't know how to :3
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>>58807977
Mae her know you want the something more, be forward.

If she can't accept that then she wouldn't have liked you anyway so you saved yourself a lot of fucking around.

Straight up ask her to go for a drink.
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lads, is not liking europeans a good enough reason to vote to leave?
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>>58808152
lurk moar
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>>58808079
are you 14 lad?
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Gf just retweeted this
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>>58807977
I'm not usually the kind of person who preaches that kind of "just be yourself" shit you see in Hollywood movies but tbqh senpai, that's all you really have to do.

The success rate is astonishingly low, but its better than spending all your time pretending you're someone you're not. Its good to get a quick pussy fix, not very good for sustained relationships.
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