My edition
Nobody else allowed
cara
crayon pop
our nige
>>58802972
amusing image
>>58802972
*presses close window button*
kpop lads
>>58802961
hahaha pulled pork!! hahahahaha
Australia equals benis.
HILARY
>>58802980
nonce
>>58802979
She looks pretty with brown hair
Georgia
Absolute banger desu. The memories resurface.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Chrqwt-Hk
>>58802972
>>58802999
*speeds away*
hehe stupid yanks, they'll never catch us they drive on the wrong side anyway
>>58803070
Could do with a little less fake, may as well be looking at a blowup doll
SOPHIE
O
P
H
I
E
>>58803087
How often to black people get haircuts?
*marches towards you*
lads what's the best way to get a custom email address for stuff like applying for jobs?
like [email protected] rather than [email protected]
fuck it lads
*fucks it*
>>58803147
Not sure really. I get mine done about every 8 weeks. What about yourself?
>>58803150
me on the right
My gf. Check my 1 if you don't believe me.
>mum found my poo sock
what the fuck do i do lads?
>>58803261
poo in the loo like a good goy
>>58803261
beat her with it and disappear into the shadows
What would poleaboo's Iman think of his sissy shit?
Fifa 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxkRuJz0yrw
>>58803261
put it in the freezer and then beat her with it
>>58803299
Congratulate him for his work spreading sissy propaganda to the pigskins
>>58803261
How crusty is it?
>>58803261
I had a wank sock down the side of my bed when I was younger. One day I reached down to get it and noticed that rather than being all hard and crusty it was clean. My mum must have found it, put it in with the washing then put it back.
Alri
>>58803364
did you thank her for washing your cum sock
*go to shake your mums hand*
*put a folded up fiver in your palm*
*shake her hand*
*nods head toward her*
keep up the good work
>tfw I only put a fiver on Leicester winning the league
>12:30
>no post
Don't think my chastity device is coming today
WHAT PART OF LEICESTER YOU LADS FROM??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3568590/Hundreds-wishers-help-donate-2-000-white-waitress-refused-tip-racist-Oxford-student-bragged-online.html
>>58803463
the northern irish part
>>58803514
White women getting roasted by the sjws now
Me in the post office sending off my dark net orders
Indiana primary today lads
Trump and Clinton predicted to win
Interview in Leicester tomorrow lads. Interviewer will probably try and talk football and I'll have to pretend u like it.
>>58803514
How has this guy not been kicked out if uni yet?
Crawling back to you. ever thought of calling when you've had a few? Cause I always do
>>58803564
why is he so obsessed with weed?
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/may/03/morgan-sats-test-children-primary-school-pupils
>>58803224
>8 weeks wbu
Probably about the same really. Get it cut short then let it grow quite long.
>>58803463
Manchester
Lads, why don't the government let deflation happen? It's the natural order of things, it always has been, then things inflate again and repeat.
Artificially keeping inflation going does more harm in the long run. We'd actually be able to afford houses if they let deflation happen
>>58803463
leisterburgh
>>58803514
Filthy white slag
>>58803661
we HAVE to be higher up on the GDP ranking tables don't you UNDERSTAND?
Popped out to pay some bills, tripped and fell in to the pub.
How was everyone's bank holiday weekend?
>>58803634
>people who have kids but cannot afford private / grammar schools
grim
>>58803626
Legalise the ting
https://youtu.be/6PB2chqwFjc
>>58803634
they're lucky they don't go to chinky countries
>>58803514
Return what land? Is he an Irish unionist?
why are you all ignoring the rules stated by the OP?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
TO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
>>58803727
>South Africa
>Irish Unionist
good to know she can take a joke
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/727258319358955521
>>58802972
>Britain is Australia's wife
>>58803463
London Borough of Loughborough mate
>>58803514
>a radical non-binary trans black activist
Is it saying it is transexual or that it thinks it's black? What an age.
>>58803661
Boomers are greedy 101.
Deflation would make houses cheaper so people can afford them, but boomers couldn't wait 5 years to sell their house.
Instead, they kept increasing the prices so they could sell them on, but lo and behold, no one can afford them.
Deflation should have happened so people can get on the ladder and actually have customers able to afford the houses they want to sell
mate just met someone called danny brown
>>58803753
We already have back south Africa to which land is he referring?
>>58803770
Nigga that's gay
>tfw there's only one good niche imageboard left for NEETs since wizchan got taken over by r9k normals
dunno what I'll do if it gets found out
>>58803699
Been stumbling around a sweltering city desperately searching out cold drinks
Crawled back into my air conditioned room now
>>58803741
THERE GOES MY VALENTINE AGAIN SOAKED IN RED FOR WHAT SHE SAID
AND NOW SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOONE
>>58803699
>that interior
dire
>>58803793
The rapper
>>58803761
Is that an offer?
>>58803796
I think he's implying that since Afrikaans and Anglos still live in South Africa, it's not truly "given back".
>>58803819
/brit/ is a normie general get the fuck out
>>58803843
yeah the rapper
he posted a picture of him meeting him and i said "HE wrote the da vinci code?" haha
>>58802992
Fedora tier image desu
>>58803859
you seem to be mistaken
>tfw might move to America next year
I'm scared lads. I don't have to worry about paying for health insurance and the cost of living out there, but I'm going to have to move out of my parents house at some point then worry about that myself
>>58803796
He's probably referring to the large disparities in wealth between white south africans and black south africans. This leads him to believe that white people still control south africa, making him ask for south africa back from a waitress on minimum wage.
was at a cafe earlier, got a cup of tea and 3 acres
Business idea: apply for black scholarships and get in due to highly reduced criteria. When they notice I'm white say that I identify as black and btfo the sjw who will either have to go along with it or admit that trans shut is bullshit.
>>58803514
>Ntokozo Qwabe debates in Oxford for removal of Rhodes statue
>South African Mr Qwabe is a Rhodes scholar at Oxford University
lol
practising some forgiveness desu llids
what a shit thread
>>58803861
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1IylErzKts
>>58803834
It's not a fancy pub but it's the only place nearby that sells what I drink and is rough enough for me to not feel out of place
What's this? Pepe?
POLEABOOS CHASTITY DEVICE HAS ARRIVED
>>58803879
Lad you'll be fine. There will be a small adjustment period but you'll love he freedom and independence and you'll never want to to back
>>58803855
Doesn't he need to speak the the black south African government then?
>>58803956
it means he's a frogmug. in other words a stupid french person
>>58803956
Do you know Liam Devlin?
>>58803948
>saying "nigger" on radio
bit crass
>>58803956
Nah its a normie meme of kermit the frog drinking a cuppa
Someone post pic pls
>>58803879
how is moving out of your parents house remotely scary
>>58803970
But I can't afford to live in America on retail work
>>58804030
From kingshurst?
might start claiming that im a long time Leicester fan lads. Even though i dont pay attention to the childish past time of kickball haha
listening to some brian eno ambient to empower the right side of my brain
>>58804050
then dont move
Just got a 50 year mortgage on this beauty. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life paying this off
lads, post perfect girls
>>58804077
Good lad
>>58803402
Funnily enough we never spoke about it
>>58804092
business idea: apartheid in /brit/. brits, aussies, nzs are the whites. rest are blacks
>>58804086
>2 bed
are you only ever going to have one child?
>>58804030
who?
>>58804037
this?
>>58803976
While he probably does believe it should be the case, it was meant as a snarky gesture towards the girl.
>>58804117
isn't she nearly 30?
>>58803879
how does one actually go about moving to yankistan
I hate the summer because I'm quite fat and it's harder to hide my fatness when it's summer.
>>58804118
the premise is good, but the implementation sounds difficult
why do so many aussies post here anyway
>>58804140
probably have to be if you're still scene lmao
>>58804153
>current year
>being body conscious
Don't understand the people's fascination and obsession with defending the people that want to kill us
>>58803661
Without a a bubble we'd be like Africa.
>>58804171
chip on their shoulder
realisation their ancestors are criminals
australia internet time is dead
>>58804086
post some new ones
The gf
>>58804140
Nah google says 21. She looks young too. Plus if she was 30 she might be too old to have got caught up in the emo/scene trend
>>58804122
That's it
>but that's none of my business
BLOODY
RACISTS
>>58804171
we've been here since day dot, came over /anglo/ died.
/aus/ was just poofs posting their bfs
England's gonna be hotter than Ibiza this weekend, lads
>>58804171
Because they are subject of Her Majesty
Had two full-sugar cokes today. Can already feel my third eye detoxifying. YEARS of aspartame buildup literally being cleansed away from my pineal right this very second.
>>58804206
her face is too flat.
listening to children of bodom
\m/ d(-_-)b \m/
>>58804206
that's my mum. hi new dad o/
>>58804211
I dont really understand this normie meme
Faggots
>>58804224
definitely feel my balls heating up
>>58804171
Because they're the lads
Might give em a cheeky dig if they post in that disgusting baltic general though
>>58804193
you should in all honesty heavily consider suicide mate
>>58804092
>>58804092
>>58804287
>thin
>WHITE
>female
uh racist and sexist much?
>>58804254
What is a flat face
>First US cruise ship arrives in Havana since Cuban Revolution
Cuban capitalist revolution when
>listening to the tv in the background
>first-home buyer talking about the market
>"I can't really fantasize about a specific home anymore, because either someone else will snap it up or it'll end up being out of reach"
>tfw this encapsulated my view on partners
I almost wish I could go back to who I was before I started dating
brutal fisting and insertions
>you are now aware that poleaboo and 190kg are the alter egos of just one autistic poster
>>58804318
I was reading the other day (on Reddit) that Puerto Rico is now literally bankrupt as a nation thanks to their own efforts at becoming a capitalist nation.
>>58804287
I believe she is pulling that sneaky trick of bending her upper-body forward
Bad girl
>>58804305
lmao (leave me alone okay)
honestly can't think of anything uglier than Maisie
>>>/gif/8500050
literally me
>>58804343
all me
>>58804334
grimacing at this post
>Watch homes under the hammer
>either a boomer couple or some Paki business partners buy some one bedroom terrace in Scunthorpe
>Do it up, sell it for twice its price
>no one could afford the house to start with, let alone buy it for its renovated price
>Put it on the rental market for some "young professional" for £800p/cm
Ah, yes
>>58804325
>>58804394
that is literally happening everywhere but the pakis are usually chings
>>58804357
is it even a nation?
>>58804360
she looks just as good without doing that desu
>>58804226
want her to milk me desu
I live in a city named Manchester
can I post here
>>58804364
ur mum
>>58804092
Would genuinely move to America tomorrow if I could.
All our towns look the same, they're decaying old 70s terraced housing converted into little shop fronts, everything is grey, miserable, pakis everywhere, and to live in this shithole costs more than you can afford
>>58804433
Really enjoyed those digits lad. Thanks.
>>58804449
Same, though wouldn't wanna move to a bustling large american city. Just a comfy town with about 1000-2000 people
>>58804449
>ruined your own country with stagnation and immigration
>want to move to my country
I'd prefer you don't
>>58804438
yeah but there is an 18% chance you're not white so i'm going to have to keep an eye on you
how do I lose weight lads?
me and the cunts at work go to the pub at least once a week after work, and they always bring snacks to work with them. it's made my titties grow
>>58804449
holy shit
You have literally described Britain perfectly
>"elections are about sides. Labour is on yours"
Ah yes the paki advancment party stand for the white working class
>>58804481
People like me didn't choose this and we wouldn't choose it for your country either
>>58804449
>>58804477
same, just a small conservative town but close to the a major city. nice landscape etc
just pure comfiness
>>58804495
>holy shit
FOY
>>58804431
It's demeaning
Like Lance Armstrong using training wheels
>>58804449
Move to Edinburgh. It's not that expensive and it's not a dump.
>>58804486
It's closer to 14% because I live in the most diverse city in my state, but I swear I'm white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester,_New_Hampshire#Demographics
>>58804477
could probably find a similar sized town in the uk just as good
>>58804519
>scotland
>>58804537
And pay £600,000 for the cottage house
>>58804505
Can't you just become a great person and make your country great again
I think it would be better for both of us
>>58804508
Can't you get that in Australia?
>>58804519
Shut the fuck up about fucking Edinburgh.
>>58804189
>>58804449
as long as you keep away from Wales, Rasheed.
>>58804566
Yeah, or you could actually do some research yourself instead of basing your opinion on memes and hyperbole
>ywn live in North Cali/Virginia/New England/Colorado/Minnesota
Babies are basically tiny retards lol.
>>58804587
>that entire post
I live in Wales. Swansea is a fucking paki shithole
Stretching my foot and for a cramp. Just kill me now
>>58804501
>>58804189
which people want to kill you
anyone got a video of some slut walk and there's some heaps hot girl in it with her titties out? wnat to rub my snake rn
>>58804573
nah, not really
>>58804624
you need more salt in your diet
*unzips dick*
>>58804624
I believe standing on the foot that is cramping is better than stretching it, put as much pressure on the arch as you can when standing on it.
>Trump bragging about his wealth in the Indiana rally
why
I'm honestly dreading to see how fucking mad left wing Australians get when Turnbull wins the election. If the outrage is worse than 2013 there may literally be riots
Any northumberlads on?
>>58804652
A foot job hmm, tempting
>>58804622
>swansea is a paki shithole
depends what part, all of it is a shithole don't get me wrong, but I can only think of two paki shithole areas.
Think I may of been denied a job because I'm a non-practising Jew, lads.
>go for job interview at an insurance brokering firm
>taken on a tour of office
>usual stuff
>get shown the lunch room
>about 50% are South Asians
>40% white
>rest are black and orientals
>notice that the South Asians are mostly sat by themselves
>whites, blacks and orientals are mixed together
>nothing new
>secondary school, 6th form and uni were all like this, but less South Asians
>go to interview room
>being interviewed by 3 South Asians and two whites
>go through all the usual stuff
>I had on my CV that I travel a lot and I can adapt to and appreciate local cultures and customs easily.
>asked to run off a list of places I've visited by one of the white interviewers
>South Africa, the US, China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Israel, Egypt
>SA interviewer asks me what I did in Israel
>said a family members bar mitzvah
>they then ask if I'm Jewish
>I reluctantly say "technically yes, but I'm as much a practising Jew as a bacon sandwich is"
>one of the white interviewers smirks
>two of the SA ones don't look happy
>one of them says "well I think we're done here for today, we'll phone you in a week to tell you how it went" and then got up fairly quickly and went off
>I shook the hands of everyone else and said our goodbyes
>get a phone call about a week later
>get told I didn't get the job
>ask why
>get told they don't think my skill set is best suited to the workplace and that I wouldn't be able to mesh in with other co-workers
I should of just asked why they wanted to know if I'm jewish or not
>>58804684
when is your election? redpill me on turnbull la
>>58804731
>Jew failing to make money
well maybe you should've practised lol
http://efukt.com/21370_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K16!.html#
>>58804684
Sad that the only people that riot are left wing, And right wing protesters are shown as a scourge
>>58804731
not reading that.
>>58804690
yep
>the current PM of australia isn't abbott
what
>>58803261
Put it in her pillow
>>58804673
Well if you want me to come up with my own explanation I would say it's to show that he can successful run a business, something that the other candidates in this race probably can't say (outside maybe Cruz).
Hillary was a pampered child, Bernie didn't have a job until his 40s and Cruz was raised by Canadians who owned a big Canadian business and was indoctrinated by Canadians.
>>58804748
>>58804684
they'll do absolutely nothing cause there fat fucking shits who will just print out fuck turnbull shirts and distribute them
>>58804739
Turnbull is a narcissistic ex banker and our election will be on July 2
my shakras
>>58804865
but isn't he already PM? what difference will it make
who /hatedbytheirentirefamily/ here?
>>58804731
lad clearly they were muslim and were offended by the bacon joke
probably wouldnt have gotten hired if you were jewish anyway
>>58804920
what did you do?
>4 months out
>mostly same shite spouted here
ah yes very impressive
anyways lids, is kev dead?
SQUIRTING
>>58803463
Whetstone, Blaby. mate.
>>58804920
I'm a loser and probably should be
But I'm blessed with an amazing family full of strong and loving people.
Here's hoping you make it one day nigel
>>58804947
>is kev dead
maybe if you stuck around you would know, punk.
>>58804947
cute
BUT WHY ARE YOU LETTING YOUR FLAG TOUCH THE GROUND
AND WHY IS IT WRAPPED AROUND A DOG
ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF THE SYMBOLISM
>>58804920
Just the parents. I like the siblings
>>58804889
>Having no ides how elections work in a parliamentary democracy
>>58804731
>"technically yes, but I'm as much a practising Jew as a bacon sandwich is"
that lost (You) the job
>>58805038
explain lad, I'm lost
>>58805060
you utter fucking pleb
if could happen to big dave, you simpleton
>>58804932
Nothing. But that's the problem... I do nothing at all.
>>58804731
Why didn't you just say no. Jew isn't an ethnicity, it's a religion
>>58805024
>referencing the american flag code with a brit
the fug is wrong with you boy, we don't even abide by the flag code in our own country why do you expect other countries to abide by our flag code
>jew in the thread
this is the literal JIDF that posts RASHEED when you say anything bad about jews
Fun-fact: It's not anti-semitic to be anti-zionist.
>>58805094
There's no provisions in American flag code for wrapping it around animals.
It just makes sense that you wouldn't let your flag touch a dog. I thought that the Pakis of all people would understand this
Convinced my uni flatmate that leaving the EU is the better option yesterday. Didn't realise it's so easy lads
>Know this girl who likes me
>She's kinda a bitch
>Talk to her a lot
>Ask her advice on stuff
>Give her advice when she needs it
>One day message her how important she is to me
>"Oh yeah anon?"
>Yeah. I love you like a sister.
MFW
>be lisicki
>enter uni
>immediately become marxist who wants to kill all white people and believes in 500+ genders
textbook uni student
>>58805159
>Know this girl who likes me
>Yeah. I love you like a sister.
uh.
>>58805098
>>58805113
Rasheed
>>58805169
you are now aware that poleaboo and 190kg are the alter egos of just one autistic poster
>>58804792
Your flag says you aren't
>>58805141
>There's no provisions in American flag code for wrapping it around animals.
Are you sure about that?
It's against the flag code for civilians to wear the flag in any way, so a dog wearing the flag seems like it would be in violation of the flag code.
unpopular opinion: the stolen generation was a good idea
>>58805188
yeah beginning to believe this is true
which ego is the real one though?
>>58805169
>be you
>has a level 2 BTEC
>went to the uni of life
>hates all students
textbook worker
>>58805227
none, they are both created by just the one autist
