Her Royal Majesty Edition
>>58799921
that at least the girls i fuck are old enough to know my name
CL coming home next year.
t. lifelong
>>58799976
>the girls i fuck
nobody who has ever had sex has been as eternally mad on the internet as you my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-6Y_91v5I
lads
our nige
>>58800001
m8 wut that's like the first time i've replied to you in months
>>58799957
Fuck that bitch.
The British East India Company sort of accidentally conquered India at first, they helped a local governor in a war against another governor and in return they were given tax jurisdiction over a large area for the payment of their services, and then they said 'oh shit we actually need to govern this to properly extract taxes' and so they formed an administration for the sole purpose of extracting taxes, one thing led to another and more and more ministries and services got added on, more land conquered to get more tax for the crown and then boom, British India
I like saying lads lads
>>58800001
>58800001
fug
>>58800001
so close to the get Thailad and you fucked it
baka
>>58800001
thank the good lord Kek that such a GET didn't go to a post in a stupid pointless argument
>>58800035
tune tho init
>mum texts me to tell me the RBA dropped interest rates
hmm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LKYLnrTMq0
Is this really funny?
>>58800054
reply with the shit emoji
contributing a post to sooner reach the bump limit
mum's in a good mood tonight but i'm still not talking to her because she still hasn't apologised for being a bitch on friday
bobba
sent the son a text regarding the RBA dropping interest rates, hopefully the no life can get off his arse, get a job, get a loan for a house and fuck off out of mine.
gotta defend my title with the family in scrabble tonight lads
i'm gonna blow them the fuck out and watch them get salty as fuck again hahahaha
>>58800086
>tfw scamming kids in falling furni
get rekt kiddo
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket
>Casualties and Losses
>Town bucket
>>58800086
pool's closed due to aids XD
>>58800086
WE HABBO NOW
Anyone else get regular calls from numbers starting with 020(London)? Blocked 5 numbers already
>>58800086
>there are newfags in this thread RIGHT NOW who did not participate in 'pools closed' saga
fuck OFF
>>58800093
>>58800054
WTF!? O_o
>>58800093
shouldn't have given birth to me bitch
i'm so broke i haven't eaten in literally 5 days hahaha
>>58800100
>>58800131
I'm going to cut off your internet. Get off your arse
>>58800100
your mum?
>>58800120
that was 10 years ago
christ
i only came here in 2010 and even that seems like a lifetime ago
>>58800135
ANON'S SO POOR HE WALKS DOWN THE ROAD WITH ONE SHOE AND IF YOU ASK HIM IF HE LOST A SHOE HE SAYS 'NO I FOUND ONE'
>>58800020
that's not nice at all
>>58800171
fuck off newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
kante and drinky and all the boys put on the next level
we are the fox we are the blues and we always make it through
great today to be leicester fan today
dropped to my knees and started balling when hazard scored that goal
>>58800150
*turns off the wifi*
good luck checking the interest rates now
Fine thanks
>>58800191
*cuts your centrelink payments*
good luck leecher
Welling up desu lads
>tfw mate literally showed me 4chan in year 6
2006 lads
mental
only started browsing in 2007, when longcat, shoop da woop and efg were around
might get out of bed
>>58800223
daniel
>>58800224
Got back into bed
WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP GETTING OLDER
hi im dr.tea .tea is a very good way of haveing good anul sex while you slowly stick your penis in to a condom you can start getting you female/male horny touching him/her.then slip you erect penis into the females sex organs and move up and down when you start to feel like you going to have a multiple orgasim hold back and then slip you penis out of the female take the condom of and hold it so no semen comes out,then get a tea bag mix the tea and seman together in the condom and smoke it it will get you so rekt ur mum would think u were a duck pilled platipus skin up bitch rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>58800223
I miss efg, I made one last year for old time sake but didn't go down well
You're no niggard
>>58800219
can I use your well?
mine's dried up
>>58800223
mate showed me /b/ in 2007 I would have been like 13
I remember just looking at porn threads on his ipod touch
didn't get addicted to 2012 when i found /fit/
>>58800257
Did I ask for your opinion?
>>58800245
>you will cease to exist one day while the rest of existence continues on
bit weird innit
Do brits actually treat gingers badly or is that just a meme?
t. ginger
>>58800257
the humour on 4chan has changed so much I think
probably because the userbase is gradually getting older
/b/ was always shit but it's atrocious now
Honestly lads what is the point of a fucking Mayor.
We already have an MP.
This Mayor bollocks is horseshit.
literally just started browsing 4chan yesterday
Jimin
I got bored and made shinjimin.xyz (only like 50p for xyz domains atm)
>>58800287
Meme.
>>58800267
Sorry I don't have any walls
started 4chan in 2009
still makes me a newfag
if u came here after chanolog ur a newfag
Ginger hair looks a bit like poo
>>58800304
>expecting me to open a link so you can collect data on me and/or hijack my browser session
I don't think so.
>hi im dr.tea .tea is a very good way of haveing good anul sex while you slowly stick your penis in to a condom you can start getting you female/male horny touching him/her.then slip you erect penis into the females sex organs and move up and down when you start to feel like you going to have a multiple orgasim hold back and then slip you penis out of the female take the condom of and hold it so no semen comes out,then get a tea bag mix the tea and seman together in the condom and smoke it it will get you so rekt ur mum would think u were a duck pilled platipus skin up bitch rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
going to start browsing 4chan next month
just doing the inspection today
>>58800281
Yes.
>>58800289
Remember when memes were literally irrelevant and had no meaning other than a reference to popular [something] that other 4channers would understand? I liked those days.
>>58800289
I went on /b/ a few months ago and people were doing "bump for bump" where they were bumping each others shit threads. Never been back since.
>>58800293
Agreed, but it's what the proles (literally) want. People want to elect a village headman even if that's not actually how politics works in an advanced society
>>58800282
>your mug
bit weird innit
in 5 years, I might just give this "4chan" a look
What am I even doing with my life.
>>58800346
>posturing this hard
>>58800346
>>58800351
think the last time I browsed /b/ was back when the balloon kid was on the news, or maybe jessie slaughter, whichever came last
that was hilarious
Booking my tickets
>>58800172
that's an old abo joke
i remember hearing that one in year 7 in 1998
>yank """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
marker called my essay "a superior work"
think I might just give Harold Bloom a ring
>>58800120
>tfw was an 11 year old playing habbo casually and used to join in and do it myself even though I didn't know what was going on
>>58800333
You foiled my master plan
Tummy's doing a grumble lads
I want to break free
bored with life
dont' know what to do with myself
i'm too sweaty
I've got spots in my ears
>>58800287
Best mate through school was ginger and honestly they get it the worst
Being openly racist is unacceptable but you can say what the fuck you want about gingers
It's all banter though
Pint of milk is 10p less than a litre
A litre is 10p less than 2 litres
Why not just buy 2 litres
>>58800287
if they're ugly they get hurtful banter, if they're decent they get playful banter
and my wifey is a spice like I'm David Beckham
Just did a cheeky linux distro installation lads, AMA
>>58800287
Had a ginger mate at school.
Got the absolute piss taken out of him.
Wasn't cause he was ginger though.
It was cause he was a fucking nerd.
And a rumour he made one of the other lads in our year suck his dick in Year 10.
>>58800518
when are you going to do a cheeky suicide?
Autism shown right through in my job interview lads
>>58800461
stick an electric toothbrush handle up your bum and turn it on full blast
>>58800528
After you lad
Age before beauty after all HAHA WAHEEEEY
>>58800518
Cheeky Linux? I'll stick to Arch thanks
>>58800529
blog
>>58800548
and pearls before swine.
*micdrop*
>>58800518
wot distro
>>58800551
I'm a casual faggot so i decided to do Kubuntu
Had Mint prior to this, thought I'd give KDE a go for once and stop calling it a faggot DE
Still not sure if i like it or not
>>58800287
They get bullied awfully in school, worse than anyone I'd say
>>58800548
I just turned 18 a second ago, are you underage?
>>58800573
using linux as a desktop environment. .why?
Which one, how and for what reason, goyim?
>>58800571
see:
>>58800573
Used Cinnamon on Mint, also had a bit of a go with Xubuntu (XFCE) which was....okay
>>58800573
KDE a best
>all dat snapping
>windows going transparent when you move them
>breeze
it's orgasmic
>>58800287
never really got bullied because i got tall really fast so it looked like i was strong
Kaffeine is unironically the best media player
>>58800594
short one so she can suck my nipples when we fuck haha
>>58800606
> mfw wobbly windows
doing the #runningmanchallenge
>>58800590
you're one of them special folks aint ya?
>>58800557
Not really got an interesting story to tell
Was just a bit stuttery and autistic with my answers
>>58800579
Smash a ginger day best day of my life
>>58800626
>mfw wobbly windows
>>58800627
FONT meme
Good choon though going to listen now whilst rolling a cheeky morning spliff
>>58800626
A girl once played with my nipples when we fucked and I was just thinking
>"what the fuck are you doing? "
>>58800630
yeah, tell me why you want to use linux
http://www.strawpoll.me/10117076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10117076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10117076
>>58800653
I don't use it by default because I'm not 16 years old
It's probably my biggest issue with KDE
The amount of shit on there for the same of aesthetics
Obviously coming from Cinnamon and XFCE it's weird to have a desktop with anything more than basic visual settings lmao
>I don't hate Jews but I think that they are the sole cause of war in the middle east and think that they should all be deported
LOVING this hypocrisy lads
https://www.fb.com/VICE/posts/1273268506039738
literally me lads
>>58800668
>I have never used linux and am getting super defensive about it for some reason
why
why don't they make r'n'b songs about having sex anymore
>>>/pol/72802460
>>>/pol/72802596
>>>/pol/72799471
>>>/pol/72799545
Going to stop visiting /pol/ i think
>>58800663
had sensitive nips all my life la
> mfw she blows me while playing with them
such a dirty feel
>>58800663
W-why would she do that?
Tell me, brits, does the queen actually have political Power on your Islands?
Or are we really the last true Monarchy in Europe?
Me in the black cap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41cOOfjl2NI
>>58800715
post passport
>>58800696
I see nothing wrong with those posts
me out last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Izy1trNv1k&feature=youtu.be
I want to kill myself
Britain has no future
>>58800712
because either-
- she's had previous lovers who did get off on nipple play
- she likes having her nipples played with and infers you will too
- she pays too much attention to Cosmo articles
Got some pom-bears lads and I'm not even on holiday haha
>>58800696
/pol/ did nothing wrong tbqh m8
>>58800715
>Liechtenstein
>Power
>>58800663
Had a gf that used to suck my nipples during foreplay.
Weird af.
> >>58800715
post scrotum
wish all my friends would break up with their gf's tbqh
>>58800787
> when a normie you know loses his girlfriend and he sinks deep into depression
such a good feel hahaah
>>58800805
FOAL
>>58800752
Most of the world hates us too and thinks we should pay them for the £10^n we "stole" from their country. Isn't it great? xD
>>58800805
literally me, its been 4 years.
still a normie but ahahahahaha
>>58800752
Just don't think about it, keep calm and carry on
>>58800824
>using an abnormie gimmick
>>58800824
thats actually my gimmick please check in with me before using it
FOAL
FONT
Had to give the Job Centre my phone number
>>58800849
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
>>58800855
Don't care
Guarantee I've posted it more than you
It's mine now
Right, I've seen a fair few gimmicks that have been used without prior consent.
This is officially and cease and desist to all relevant parties.
Thank You.
![IMG_1445[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CE20KHO.jpg "IMG_1445[1].jpg")
>>58800722
why am i always met with so much distrust?
I mean really...
F.O.A.D
>>58800917
are guys cute there? :3
>>58800805
>break up with gf
>she start liking memes about depression on facebook
>when you wipe your ass and it scratches an itch
>>58800904
>>>/fa/cebook
off you go
>>58800917
just wanted to see it pls adopt
>>58800917
>>58800930
seconded
>>58800940
> when you wipe your arse and your finger rips a hole in the toilet paper and your finger wipes against your arsehole poo
>>58800937
did you just steal my frog?
>>58800930
>>58800954
>there are pooftas in /brit/ RIGHT NOW
exterminate
>>58800930
i dunno, just the average european i guess.
But now again, does the queen in Great Britan have Political Power and can make Decisions, or is it more like an "accessoire"?
morning fuqboiz
>>58800961
getting a little too cheeky there mate
>>58800981
I'm not a poofta anon
I'm a girl
>>58800691
answer the question
>>58800995
>accessoire
well la de fucking da with your fancy upper class way of spelling words
fuck off
>>58801017
cause it's easier to use
>>58801013
same thing
>>58800995
She has power which she never uses.
>>58800995
She's just for show, she has no real power
Although I think she can veto stuff but never would
>>58801013
The thought of a girl referring to me as anon makes me hard as fuck.
Opinions?
>>>/pol/72806217
cant wait a week for the next got episode if im honest
>>58800995
She has the power to disband a corrupt government and can technicall use the army
that's it
>>58801086
stop shilling your shit thread you twat
RACISTS GET OUT
>>58801085
anon anon anon anon anon
watching the first episode of new game of thrones while have lunch
>>58801051
Wrong, dumb paki
>>58801086
>forcing memes
I couldn't beat that sewer level on Ratchet and Clank yesterday. In the end I just gave up and dropped the difficulty to normal and did it first time. Pretty annoyed at how scummy the level was.
>>58801111
Sansa dies.
>>58801102
what's going on here?
>>58800995
The Crown has power just not much public power anymore. The Armed Forces and Police are sworn to the Crown, the Civil Service is loyal to the Crown and even the City is a big Crown supporter at its top level, without those on your side you have no power even as a PM, by design. So its a big game of favours really outside normal daily business. No one says what really happens but everyone knows it happens, it reduces the power games available for newcomers and so stabilises (for better or worse) the business of government.
I really want a cheese and onion sandwich from tesco
>/pol/
I don't give an ever living SNOT about GoT lads
>>58801142
idiot
ugh beer farts
>>58801153
bit of an albleist post here lads, be careful around it
>why yes my esteemed nobleman, of course my eyes are privy to the happenings of HBO's very own 'Game of Thrones' television show each and every Monday night! It is with the utmost glee that I follow the schemes of Varys the Spider, the razor sharp wit of canny Tyrion Lannister and the bewitching beauty of Sansa Stark. Truly there is no greater delight than feasting one's mind on the sumptuous twists in the tale that George R R Martin (or GRRM as you might know him if you frequent online discussion forums as I do) has so masterfully woven and put forth for adaptation by the finest television studio of our modern age!
>>58801140
Hello Rasheed.
>>58801171
>albleist
excuse me? LOL
>>58801121
What couldn't you get past? The ameboids or those dragony things?
>>58801179
Poleaboo has 2 (TWO) golden heroes on Hearthstone
I bet most of you pathetic microbes don't even have 1
been getting prank calls lmao
is GOT a british or american series?
>>58801179
>he actually took time to concoct a post like this
ah, yes, autism at its finest.
>>58801196
It was the escape at the end of the sewers when the water floods in. At first I tried killing the ameboids in my way but then later I realised you could just jump over / around them.
Even with that though I ALWAYS drowned at the very end. Even when I felt I was frame-perfect, I still drowned every time at the end.
>>58801236
It's shite, full of violence and rape
It's American
>>58801215
poleaboo doesn't say "I"
HOME MADE BREAD IS READY LADS
>>58801236
It's filmed mostly in Ireland but made for the states.
Do slags have souls?
>>58801287
Now I remember that I need to buy a bread maker, thank you.
Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAPMt0T0H9A
>>58800995
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_monarchy
They have power, but no where near enough to really change anything by themselves
Got a bruised banana lads
THAILAAAAAAAAAAD
hi is this dominos
*sniggers*
>>58801340
>thailad?
>>58801339
It's good and it's not like I can nip to the local spar for a loaf of Hovis or Warburtons here.
>>58801323
now i wonder, its the same thing here. but the ... Fürst.. can do whatever he wants. when he wants something, he can order the Parliament to do it.
Same when the Parliament does something what he dont like, he can make his veto,
Imagine getting a (You) from an Australian lads?
Fanny's getting moist just thinking about it
>>58801256
I had like 1-2 seconds left IIRC, felt designed to be like that tbf
Poleaboo is quite jealous of all these trans kids
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36141165
>>58801236
american they just make it seem british
drying out the fannies of my enemies
>>58801423
>>58801392
wtf is your country
le venti good men
>>58801434
>>58801486
i will kill myself
i will do it
>>58801215
I don't have a court date soon either
Got brand new boxers and socks on today lads
Swags on 1 hunna
HERO OBEDIENT COMRADES OR THE GRORIOUS PEOPLRES REPRUBRIC OF CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z8_KRMdbbs
ENRIST NOW OR FACE DEPORTATION TO HARD RABOUR CAMP FOR 15 REARS.
>>58801300
Their skin looks plastic. Kind of uncanny valley tbqh
>>58801102
yea nah
>>58801516
Technically I don't wither
Haven't been indited yet
>>58801509
Will you take out Piers Morgan before you do please?
> tfw home made bread with luncheon meat and a cheeky squeeze of tomato sauce
>>58801554
Piers Morgan has been getting better, he's defending Trump a lot recently.
>>58801574
Defending is right to freedom of speech.
Who cares? Morgan is a cunt that deserves necking.
>>58801574
>>58801574
> defending trump
and that's an improvement!?!?!?!?
like ugh
seriously!?
>>58801614
There are more deserving people, like that new muslim mayor or Angela merkel
>>58801574
>defending a racist
>getting better
Hmm
> mfw i'm developing feelings for the fedora posting lad
>>58801614
How about you defend Poleaboos freedom of speech?
>>58801631
>targeting a muslim and woman
/r/ing the gif that say's "umm racist and sexist much?"
>mfw i'm developing feelings for the fedora posting lad
>>58801631
FUCK
MUSLIMS
>give /brit/ tier political opinion
>bombarded with shite for it
It's like being on Twitter
didn't know this was RASHEED HOUR hahahahah
let's be honest
Trump is a massive mong who isn't fit to run a country
he's just the "best" of a bad bunch
>>58801662
>>58801669
senpai noticed me!
>>58800715
Cutest princess
also new region flags :3
>2 (two) interviews tomorrow morning
>>58800594
middle because i like shiny
>>58801631
Yeah, but they have security. Morgan's an easier target.
is it too early for an early lunch?
