David Bowie edition
Reposting because I need help:
My computer just played like some sort of bagpipes music for like 15 seconds then stopped, I checked all my tabs and none of them had a little 'audio' symbol appearing so nothing was playing from them.
What was this?
DECEIVE
INVEIGLE
OBFUSCATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4iwzS4Na0
nige
Good times 2bh
>Robbie Savage gets hammered during the Spurs game
>draw hands Leicester the title
>the BBC still put him on the air
Fucks sake, did they not have Michael Owen on standby
What did she mean by this?
Still worth applying for a British passport after brexit?
*directs all anime posters to /a/*
>>58796996
Yes.
>when your club is now even more irrelevant
>>58796965
Scottish virus, prepare yourself for irn bru ads.
>>58796996
Why wouldn't it be?
>People implying we'll need visas to travel in the EU if we leave.
lol y tho?
>>58797027
pathetic scare tactics desu
any mong who says that you can disregard in that same instant
>>58797011
>>58797027
I was going to able to work in France, now Ill forced to live in the UK if I move to Europe
Why does the catalog read from right to left, old to new now? How can anyone think this is a good idea? Doesn't Mr Hiroshima know that English is read left to right, not like his moon runes?
>>58797017
We'll always have are Cloughy days.
>>58797027
Is it actually a virus? I ran malware bytes but nothing came up, though I'm only using the free version.
>>58797047
my thread on the right
>>58797045
If you want to go to France you don't deserve a British passport.
>>58797045
high levels of cognitive dissonance in this post
>>58797043
Isn't it, family?
>>58797045
>now Ill forced to live in the UK if I move to Europe
Yeah.. but no. It is possible for none EU citizens to live within the EU, see like a billion people for example.
Dropped my mac, fucked the screen.
About 1.5cm of the length of it is now dead pixels.
FUCK.
At least it's on the right side and not in the middle or something but..... s m h.
>>58797105
>>58797115
not wrong
>>58797060
I speak french and was going to look for a qt racist white gf
>>58797104
?
>>58797105
would I not need to apply for a visa for permanent resident status/ worker status?
whats the first word that comes to your head when someone says thailad for me its stupid gay idiot
>>58797114
>Mac users
Lmao got what you deserved
>>58797135
>I speak French
Fucking leave Quebecois.
Pick your poison goyim
>>58797135
>I want a british passport to live in france
ahh yes
>>58797152
Name a better laptop for the money.
>internet gf still hasn't responded
>>58797158
brit passport is the only one i can easily get because my dad is from the uk. the end goal was to be a european citizen, to live and work freely throughout western europe and settling down in the country i liked best
>>58797153
im anglo
>monolingual
how pathetic
>>58797052
most likely just a cheeky website lad, don't worry about it.
>>58797115
don't see how this is relevant.
>>58797135
Nobody knows at this point, but I seriously doubt there's going to be a radical change considering how many EU citizens reside in the UK and vise versa, pay no attention to the twats screaming nonsense such as 'but I like going on holiday in Spain!!"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/02/labour-has-secretly-suspended-50-members-for-anti-semitic-and-ra/
LADS IT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE
>>58797178
What do you use your laptop for m8?
>>58797136
best way to browse the 'chon
Is Drum and Bass dead in the UK?
I've been into drum and bass for over 6 years, its hard finding anyone into the music here in the US.
>>58797201
You aren't an Anglo if you learn the language of the enemy.
>>58797226
Yes thank the lord
>>58797155
3 > POWER GAP > 1 > 2
>hmm yes i'll spend a few grand to fly to asia
>hmm yes i'll post on /brit/ all the time
stay at home you fucking AUTISTS
>>58797203
What do you mean cheeky website?? I don't have any tabs open that aren't 4chan
>>58797205
How many of them belong to that group that must not be named?
Why is your media even focusing on this instead of the cover ups of the aforementioned group's misdeeds against British society at large, as well as the overt treason of letting them into the country in the first place?
>>58797250
Well he is living there and I assume mostly posts from work. Not like he's around every waking moment
>>58797250
t. poorcunt
>>58797263
any strange processes running?
(ctrl + shift + esc | 2nd tab )
>>58797136
the case could be better.
>>58797235
>what is the entente cordial
>what is more than 100 years of cooperation between France and UK
>what is WW1
>what is WW2
>Suez
>chunel
>concorde
Face it, France and Britain are allies whether you like it or not. Realistically, white French are the only people opposed to mass immigration and the only people that actually admit to being racist.
>>58797307
this
>muh tacky led lights
not tasteful at all.
>>58797319
>Suez
We were proper gimps to France over there
>>58797319
>white
>French
>>58797300
what kind of ones should I look out for? I don't know what a strange one would look like
>>58797276
It's the Labour Party's fault, like always.
>>58797332
Ok
>>58797332
looks kinda reptilian
>>58797332
bb did your cat scratch your arm?
>>58797332
Pretty light for a Paki, Faisel.
>>58797279
Not thailad.
>>58797281
Oh fuck off, if I was in Bali (fuck spending extra 300$ to go to commie vietnam lol), I'd be sinking the brews with the lads not on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt90VCye6Vk
Conan is the only bearable yank 2bh
Me on the left
did those lads post any pics of the leicester street party
>>58797377
>Not thailad.
lol, I cant imagine someone going there for work.= reasons.
>>58797333
You should get to know what runs on your computer on a daily basis and whether or not it needs to be running.
A general rule of thumb, albeit a flawed one is if the process as no description it's worth a Google. Doesn't necessarily mean it's bad though. Just brush it off for now and it it happens again you can start investigating.
some home run
Might vote for Women's Equality Party in the mayoral election
>Wage-slavery begins in one hour
RRREEEEEE
http://news.sky.com/story/1688887/frances-english-euro-2016-anthem-sparks-anger
KEKED BY US ONCE AGAIN
>>58797420
Oh my god, that was surprisingly unsettling. I actually ducked, what the fuck.
im a real roadman blud, i listen to skepta wit the croo
>>58797396
Are you the K-pop poster? Is it easy for you to meet Koreans in the UK?
>>58797476
No I'm the jpop poster
answer is still no
>>58797414
I've got one called Spooler Subsystem App which is like
for faxing and printing and it takes up 1 entire MB of my memory, how do i get rid of it? I've never faxxed or printed in my lyf
hi
>>58797446
Cucked by Perfidious Albion once again.
doing a poo brb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNehrGHip00
Thanks for the recommendation anon, been listening to this for a while now.
>>58797490
oi m8, r u a sheila?
>>58797487
1MB is nothing lad.
The spooler just sits there, waiting for you to print something. Wouldn't even bother disabling it
>>58797487
1. Go to Programs and Features in Control panel > click Turn Windows features on or off
2. click + sign of Print services
3. Select LPD and LPR. You should remove Internet Printing Client. > restart your PC to ensure there is no error of spooler service.
Just googled it tbf
>>58797531
THAT'S FUCKING LOADS
MY PARCEL CAME LADS WOOOOOOO
This has been an ordeal for me. Why did the postie have to show up at 5pm when he usually comes around noon? I don't know, but I'm just so glad it's finally here
>>58797520
Struth! he's a bloke, ya bloody drongo!
*parp*
>>58797446
>I had fun once and it was awful
What a fucking non-story
>>58797549
dont care
>>58797549
hmm the cord is a bit too short
bantered out of an entire nation
>>58797420
did the wicket keeper catch him out?
>>58797247
Interesting choice
Let's see how you handle this one
Going to work bye
>>58797620
Have a nice day
>>58797592
>Anonymous 05/03/16(Tue)08:07:53 No.58797592 â–¶
>File: Screen Shot 2016-05-03 at(...).png (266 KB, 673x712)
>bantered out of an entire nation
>>58797446
>Mat Bastard
>>58797633
So says the man from a literal nation of chavs.
muching a derrie
>>58797618
i'd probably go right here in this scenario mate
as for this one >>58797155
i'd be inclined to say that I would go for the one on the left. the one on the middle has nice legs but she looks like she doesnt even have a torso and one on the right is still passable but L > R
literally nothing to do and bored all ready
>>58797698
Buy Football Manager and take Wrexham all the way to the premierb owl
tummy feels weird
im gay desu
>>58797734
I'm afraid it's terminal.
>>58797155
kill 1
kill 2
kill 3
>>58797759
alri ted
>>58797710
I took Millwall to the CL final but there were barely any britbong players left on the first team
A hollow achievement
>>58797784
how quickly does a nightly does of alcohol, cigarettes and whatever else these slagathors chug burn through their youthful outer shell?
Eating a juicy pink lady
>why yes i am an individualist
>deregulate the economy? of course!
>the war on drugs has failed. 420 blaze it, homosexual
>it doesnt matter if a girl is a slut
>i do go on tumblr
>god is a form of mind control
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
>>58797784
Mate, what the fuck? Why would let some dirty foreigners dirty your clu-HOLY SHIT DEM CHEBS
Why do people these days have no sense of duty to the country? Fucking shameful if you ask me.
Having a tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdXgrfhstFE
>>>/pol/72798519
Opinions on this post?
>>58797869
BRITS FOR INDIFFERENCE TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES POLITICS
>>58797869
I would prefer it if he won, but don't see how it's any of my business enough to show any kind of support either way.
How do I stop being so stressed out lads
>>58797869
Trump's a wanker
>>58797855
apathy and hedonism has been the norm since the 60s
musicians have accelerated moral decay absurd amounts, so theyre pretty much to blame
>>58797831
Argie regen wingers are technical and agile
African DM strong and aggressive
Mexican forward dirty but effective
Sorry m8
Had an English left back regen if that helps. World class lad if a bit injury prone
>>58797910
Watch ASMR
>>58797910
take a nature hike.
>>58797910
DUDE
>open up video
>someone's filming some guy swiping right for all his tinder matches
>comments are all making fun of him
>mfw I swipe like this in public
I at least try to hide the screen
>>58797917
Anglophobic sentiment and a lack of duty have been around far longer than the sixties although they seized control then.
Jeremy Corbyn is an embodiment of this political cancer that ruined Britain.
>>58797925
>English LB
>world class
Did your parents ever beat you?
My mum wasn't afraid to give me or my sister a good hiding.
>>58797961
>comments are all making fun of him
for what purpose? lad gotta eat
>>58797961
Who has time to look properly at them all? Just smash that mf like button and then disregard the shit matches.
>>58797961
Me on the right
Feel dead 2bg
>>58797047
he want to remind that 4chan is a weeaboo website
Hello boys
>>58797047
because u've got it on sort by reply count not sort by bump order u potato head
Lads my exam is at 2 and I'm already about to fall asleep
Not gonna make it :(
>>58798035
>mum and dad
FONT
>>58797981
do you have any weird fetishes now?
>>58797981
Your mum used to beat me all the time mate
>>58797981
yep.
turned out fine
>>58797981
Your dad would beat my arsehole raw
very good news lads
NEW rake starts on the 18th of may
>>58797811
We're diverting everything we have to the shields captain but that hull won't last much longer
need some girl advice but going to wait for /brit/ to get more active
Had a dream where i went and bought a load of drugs and went home to do them and then I realised I was late for work, woke up thinking it was real. Absolutely shit myself lmao.
>>58797981
I thought it was normal for Catholics to beat there kids. Worst thing I did for a beating was throwing a sharp pencil at my sister. The pencil stabbed my sister in the cheek. I got beat to the point I could not get up.
>>58798110
what u need senpai
>>58798110
You were right to wait but #1 advice giver lad (me) is here now, tell me what's wrong
>>58798055
I have never, ever masturbated to vanilla porn.
>>58797476
There's about 17,000 in the UK and more than half of them are in the same town
>>58798136
I masturbate to you.
>>58798134
look mate idk what mickey mouse institute gave you that title, but the title of "female advice sensei" belongs to ME
>>58798124
>>58798134
if a girl has less than 50 friends on facebook what does that mean
>>58797319
You've clearly never been to France haha
I'm part French, you're in for a big shock mate
>>58798165
How do I fuck your mother babe?
>>58798136
Same. I want to defy the logic of all sex laws.
>>58798188
>I'm part french
I'm so terribly sorry.
>>58798188
>French
>>58798187
Ugly haha
>wake up from one of the worst nightmares of my life
>only slept 2 hours
>>58798187
Means she's not a turbonormie, probably gf material if you're an abnormie.
>>58798218
the thing is she's not ugly but her friends are
this is the thick girl btw
I think I can do it lads
>>58798187
could mean a couple of things desu
that she's slightly stuck up and sees talking to her/being in contact with her to be a privilege
or she sees fb usage as practical rather than social standing so only has people she counts as real life friends/contacts
or she's weird as fuck. it's usually 1 or 2 desu
>>58798188
>I'm part French
My deepest condolences
>>58798240
Yeah, so my girl likes x instead of y, what's the deal with that?
>>58798238
Just yanking your chain ha she sounds like an honest to goodness catch
Choose wisely goyim
said 10 months ago Leicester City would win the title
check the archives
Cigarettes and coffee in the morning make my shit really fucking hot
>>58798270
Kill the one on the left
Kill the one on the right.
>>58798270
right, both look like jail bait though.
>>58798286
el pakiSTANO
What the fuck is wrong with you?
WHAT the fuck is wrong with you?
>>58798304
el americANO
>>58798286
I wasn't asking about suicide bombing, i was asking about consensual insertion of benis into bagina
the lads
>>58798296
>>58797957
WEEDE
Feeling like shit so phoned in sick. Netflix day.
So tired of seeing the looks of disgust and contempt on people's faces when they look at me. So tired of the smirks and laughter behind my back. Tired of people looking at me with pity. Tired of the stupid jokes at my expense. I get it. I'm ugly. I figured it out after I examined myself in the mirror so many nights in the past. I figured it out when stupid pricks went out of their way to insult me in front of my peers at school. I figured it out when every single member of my immediate family implied or outright said it at one point in time. I fucking get it. I hate myself for it. Are you all satisfied yet? Just shut the fuck up and stop throwing it at me any chance you get.
dad drunkenly told me i was too ugly for any women so I better win the lottery.
>>58798324
Chang
>>58798319
How about my guns barrel in both of them?
>>58798324
Tell me about the crayons, why do they wear the helmets?
>>58798345
>I better win the lottery.
you either win or lose, it's 50/50. good luck m8
kms
>>58798352
*cums on u*
>>58798345
Start playing an mmo while roleplaying as a girl
Will get you attention until you die thus giving you a rich and fulfilling life
>>58798395
*cums on u more*
just made some nachos lads
lads if this girl really is an autistic abnormie it's a sign that I need to pursue her
>>58798400
is this what yo do?
>>58798428
oi share
>>58798433
go for it my son
>>58798433
True.
>>58798433
Post her pic lad.
>>58798456
ill send you some in the mail mate
>>58798444
Yes
Pretty strong autism here (been diagnosed)
I always see people texting on their phones constantly throughout the day. whether it be on the bus or trains or just walking
what do people talk about all day to each other? why do people text so much and what is being said or done?
>>58798479
Hey, I am coming to your house, lad.
>>58798496
dunno, ask your gf
>>58798477
there's only 1 pic of her and it only shows her face surrounded by her ugly friends
her body is unreal
>>58798493
Which mmos do you play?
>>58798496
just talking shit in group chats. it's literally identical to 4chan except you know who you're messaging
>>58798496
Here's your green text story about you.
>Hey
>This creepy anon is staring at me
>Why is he so ugly?
>I wish I was with chad right now.
>>58798519
Wow
doing a hate crime:
Black people in America, despite being around 10% of the population make up over 50% of the homicide statistic.
>>58798512
my gf's phone doesnt text and were usually together. shes autistic too though
>>58798538
I would have assumed you play Final Fantasy.
>>58798516
Post it lad.
DO IT
>>58798502
l-let me c-clean up first
>>58798496
They talk about other people like the simpletons they are
>>58798540
sounds like you need a dose of leftie programming la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKB8hXYod2w
>>58798188
>tfw ive been to france multiple times
Paris for a job, Lyons for studies, Cote d'Azur for living life.
Ive got it all figured out,
>>58798562
I'll help you "clean up".
Can't stand posh people.
>>58798554
I am only on vacation here in Japan
>>58798574
You wonder why we call slaves slaves?
Because of slavs, who were white.
>>58798627
I never wondered that ngl
>>58798606
This is why Jamals are cucking your country into oblivion
>>58798606
I wish I had a Swedish bf. He would offer me money and let his girlfriend fuck me.
>have showered 4 times in 2016
>living in friends unfinished basement with water puddles and mold
>stealing neighbors internet
>masturbating on chatturbate for gift cards
>sneaking into mums house to steal food
>kisless, friendless, virgin
>forever unemployed
>autistic
>ugly
Life is good lads
>>58798611
Is it hard to meet Japanese women? Idk, most people make it seem like its really easy.
>>58798652
Did you know Swedes are being enslaved right now?
>>58798655
This.
>>58798663
About as easy as meeting a nigger in Brooklyn
>>58798662
>mum
Fuck off
uh oh lads it looks like she likes the beach
>>58798706
Post her lad or I will Tasmania your shit up
>>58798706
as in literally likes the beach or is a whale?
>>58798730
not going to post her you thirsty rasheed cunt
>>58798731
her cover photo is the beach
>>58798662
>35
>Live alone
>No mental or drug abuse problems
>have a job
>Used to have friends, now they are all gone. Married off to roasties or moved away.
>work 50 hours a week
>when not in work just browse 4chan and watch shitty action films
>my work involves barely any talking so I maybe speak out loud 3-4 times a week
>forget what my own voice sounds like
>will die completely alone and this money is useless to me
My life peaked around the age of 24, it's all been downhill from there.
Women have never be interested in me, I'm ugly and have a speech impediment. They dont want a broken man, I can respect that. Still hurts though.
Has anyone here ever jacked off with 2 in 1 head and shoulders shampoo and not washed it off? I did this and now the front of my balls and the base of my dick are raw and the top layer of skin is peeling off. The reason I ask is that i want to confirm that the shampoo caused this and that I dont have some sort of infection or something.
>>58798753
;^(
That's rude, Rourke. I just want to see your gf.
>>58798753
oh good lad
just post a photo of her in the australian /brit/ super secret group chat so rasheed cant see it
>>58798647
I met a submissive girl in high school she was cute but really weird. She was that kind of a girl that would have done whatever I asked her to do. Never went for it she had a lot of issues and problems.
I long for the halcyon days when we'd beat the shit out of foreigners for even existing 2bh
>>58798806
I am thirsty for u anon
>Bought a hazelnut kitkat chunky at lunch
>Don't even want it
>>58798786
You sound like the sort of lad that could do with a kitkat, can send it via post if you want.
reminder that the french are an inept and depraved people
>>58798786
I did this when I was 17. 24 now. My dick was so cracked i couldn't sleep at night for 2 days.
>>58798786
Put some lotion on it
Any Welsh speaker 'round here? Gwyneddlad, you there?
>>58798840
Nobody in Britain needs to be reminded of this, Yank. It's accepted as a fact.
>>58798806
sent
>>58798825
dunno just copied and pasted it from r9k desu
>tfw 63 year old kissless virgin
Is it too late lads?
erect nipples lads
>>58798875
Erect duck lad
What's that word that essentially means "leads to"?
>>58798900
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/leads%20to
>>58798900
Leads to
>>58798900
ergo
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. Stop blaming other people for your own failures.
Watch out lads, the nonce is trying to peddle his poisoned chocolate out to us online
>>58798972
Wanna try some gum?
>>58798920
Already tried that, not there.
>>58798950
Not that either.
hello runts. another day spent on wasted with squabbling about politics and useless chatter i see. someone should euthanize you lot
>>58798953
Fuck off Continental.
