Terrorist Edition
fuck
>>58808665
on the left?
crayon pop
CAN'T STUMP THE CORBYN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36192601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw
>>58808665
Хyй.
hmmmm
*does a fat, rancid shit in the middle of the room*
exsqueeze me, boys :'3
kpop lads
Casuls
>>58808709
corbyn
>>58808737
no fucking way
>>58808729
i genuinely cannot wait for the communist butthurt on twitter when labour are annihilated on thursday
wonder what excuses they'll make now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118256
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118256
>>58808411
M8, sue those cunts:
http://net-solicitors.co.uk/employment-law/help-for-employees/discrimination-against-a-white-person/
You could be onto a fortune here
>>58808761
>>58808818
The right wing bloody tory banker media talking shit about Party Chairman Corbyn
*yanks*
>>58808891
>yank posts
>>58808737
>>58808817
dont realy understand the appeal of dawn of war/warhammer desu
>>58808737
Is this the RTS? Is it any good?
>>58808922
Heretic cuckold
>>58808922
I never played the tabletop but DoW is just a very solid RTS
Who /Chopping Block/ here?
got 35.5/50 for my object oriented design quiz lads
absolutely thrilled that quiz was fuck off hard
>>58808818
What is happening Thursday?
>>58808692
>attach a picture and say literally nothing
>calls me a prat as if I even disagreed
Bit on the defensive aren't we you insecure twat
>>58808945
brand spanking new trailer for the RTS
>>58808915
Paki.
>family member has a stroke
>race them to hospital
>two neurosurgeons on duty
>one has to be assigned
>one is the best in his field and has one numerous awards
>one isn't but fed the homeless and made houses for poor people prior to doing medicine
ahhhhhhh yes this shit isn't 100% pointless at all
>>58808922
Games Workshop is a British company so give us shekels, goy.
>>58808988
kys
>>58809027
what
lads i absolutely smashed the writing code question
>write a function that takes a std:list<std::string> as an input, and reverse the order of the elements in the list. print the reversed list. you can program your own reversal algorithm, if you cannot express reversal of containers with the standard C++ library succintcly
yup 8/10 for that lads had to write absolutely chuffed
>>58809027
english please
>>58808891
The Jews are trying to turn our children gay
like a
g6
>accidentally hit own balls
>start farting for some reason
am I the only one who gets this?
>>58809083
>>58809108
carry on from last thread but i'm doing med school applications now and two of the uni's require extensive portfolios outlining every leadership and community practice you've engaged in
aka utter cretinous shit that isn't relevant
>>58809083
>>58809108
not him but whats hard to understand? clearly he's referencing that post he made prior about trying to get into medicine
>>58809129
>our children
breeder normie
>>58809129
THEYRE TURNING THE DAMN FROGS GAY
>>58809108
Oi yeh nar aye guvna innit gawd save da queen
Better?
maisie
>>58808988
A bunch of elections
Local council
Scottish Parliament (my waifu's face when someone says Labour will win)
Welsh assembly
Mayors in Liverpool and shit
Police crime comissioners
Bascially Labour are looking to get bummed in 3 countries at once
=
>>58809138
just go to uws
"Many of those who raise such concerns about migration...are actually hiding very negative attitudes towards ethnic diversity in our society" - Jeremy Corbyn
>>58809180
Forgot pic
>>58809129
>having children
Ew no.
Gigi or Bella?
>>58809138
heh i was just wondering to myself how hard is it to get into medical school really without being a genius.
>>58809207
two E's
*claps
>>58809105
Well done m80!
>>58809207
Really starting to hate this cuny
>>58809229
gigi all the way
Voting for Peter Whittle as my no.1
Considering Goldstein and Golding as my no. 2s.
>>58808758
wew lads
>girl I want to bang has 39 (thirty nine) friends on facebook and they're all ugly
will give her a taste of the normie life and then pull it out from under her
What party are for the white working class?
>>58809257
Remove nip.
Don't make us call the Americans again. We all seen how it went last time
>>58809312
UKIP
Been feeling a bored in life and lacking a bit of concentration at work, so I grabbed a couple of Ritalin pills to use tomorrow
>hmm
>>58809347
buncha racists
>>58809347
BNP
>>58809299
i met the normiest girl ever who had 70 friends on fb
she said they were all actual friends though, seems to be a trend now instead of having 1200 random mongs
Left or right?
>>58809447
I don't fancy pakis thank you
>>58809357
i probably should hop on ritalin as well cant seem to be able to focus on anything
>>58809366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2epLm34iNok
They actually sounded credible in 2004 desu
Reminder that England should not be shackled to Scotland and Wales and that they shouldn't have any input on how it is run as well.
>>58809314
Would rather you Aussies fucked off desu. Would take the Japs on here any day of the week over you boring shitbags
>>58809447
left
Need to start going to burlesque shows
>>58809463
Just young white girls, Rasheed?
>>58809490
go watch an anime to calm down abnormie loser
More like eww what a bunch of racists kip right?
>>58809516
Can smell the paki cum from here. Urgh.
>>58809447
Right.
She has that "just kill me I'm already dead inside" look in her eyes that assures me she won't spread rumours about my performance in bed because she'll probably go home and neck herself once we're done.
>>58809490
init
>>58809312
Actually working? Conservative
"""working""" """class""" is UKIP
the devil makes work for idle hands
why is gerry adams such a #fucking #madhead?
>>58809516
don't really see the appeal
not like you're going to fuck them
>>58809528
>Implying there's anything wrong with that
>>58809532
Anime is as fucking awful as your "banter". The Japs on /int/ though are fucking hilarious, you Abos are not.
What was that program where slags are de-slagged by a computer?
>>58809543
What?
>>58809603
all that terrorism has knocked a few screws loose
got really hammered last night and cooked a pizza but only managed eat 2 slices before i passed out. just folded it in half and stuffed it in the dogs mouth and he ran off into the garden to enjoy his treat kek
>>58809632
>The Japs on /int/ though are fucking hilariou
No they're not. I've tried having a laugh with them, they've not got one ounce of a clue. They don't even understand how to banter.
JUST
>>58809603
apparently he's trying to appeal to younger voters with his lolsorandomness
Sinn Fein is also a supporter of abortion, gay marriage and progressive things like that in both Northern and Southern Ireland
>>58809613
Get out, paki
>>58809207
who's hiding it? multiculturalism like that doesn't work
see switzerland for an example of successful multiculturalism, because the cultures it takes from aren't fucking backwards
those born with the dragon blood in em, like old tiber septim himself
>>58809207
He is a proper twat.
>>58809632
>The Japs on /int/ though are fucking hilarious
Yeah the lad who tinderposts all day in hopes of snagging a new hug is light hearted fun, not depressing at all..
>>58809632
>The Japs on /int/ though are fucking hilarious, you Abos are not.
Bustin weights wiv me m8's lads
>>58809784
Not a paki.
Just saying that if you're white, you should be balls deep in young cunt every other week.
>>58809608
Yeah but a lot of the girls who do it are amateurs, and they're basically normal girls doing striptease but more "classy". It's a bit of a turn on for me
bussin juugs wit my goons lads
>>58809757
Yes they are. They're fucking bonkers.
If you find "doing a poo" quips, inane shit asterisk posting and Reddit-tier humour funny then fair enough. I'd rather see the Aussies wiped off /brit/ entirely, the fucking boring bastards.
>>58809849
Young white pussy was made for ____ ____
So /brit/ would you be a Royalist or Parliamentarian?
>I'd rather see the Aussies wiped off /brit/ entirely, the fucking boring bastards.
>>58809676
Snog, marry or avoid and the presenter was fit as fuck.
/brit/ is an Australian general iah
>>58809914
Pakistani Penis
>>58809476
what could have been
>>58809919
>rich educated southerners want more democracy
>poortherners and sheepshaggers want despots
no surprises there
>>58809763
Damn, I take it UKIP stole all of their votes since 2010?
na na na na na
this chaaaaaarming man
>>58809757
The Japs don't try to be funny though. They just shitpost daft nonsense in broken English.
The Aussies (and others like the Yanks) try too hard to make people laugh and just come across really desperate. It kinda gets really tiresome after a while, especially as they lack natural humour.
>>58809895
>Yes they are. They're fucking bonkers.
Nah. They're the most insipid, childish twats I've ever had the misfortune of trying to communicate with. I've posted in their general, it's fucking comatose inducing
>>58809919
>North England and Wales supports monarchy
>South supports killing off the royals
What a world!
>>58810034
>I've posted in their general
Weeb scum out
>The Aussies (and others like the Yanks) try too hard to make people laugh and just come across really desperate.
>>58809848
Paki nonce, leave now.
>>58810029
The yanks yes, but you have to be a paki to be anti-South Britain.
>>58809676
I'd like to see the opposite program.
Turn this qt into a cock-hungry harlot
>>58810029
What? Some of the most hilarious posts I've ever seen have been Aussies. Just fuck off, you cringeworthy cunt
>>58810034
You're wrong. Maybe LadBible or Reddit is more for you.
>>58810083
That's called beingwithin5metresofmydick
How much do we think UKIP will get in 2020 lads
>>58810070
>He's not balls deep in young clunge every other week
>>58809895
>I'd rather see the Aussies wiped off /brit/ entirely, the fucking boring bastards.
And I'd rather shit in a solid gold toilet and have that sewer line go directly into your showerhead.
But we all don't get what we want lad.
>>58809997
Christ, you're thick
How do I stop my hair from getting so fluffy/frizzy after I shower?
>>58810128
less than 2015
>>58809997
>>58810083
This. Nothing hotter than qt innocent looking girls craving cock.
>>58810155
>>58810175
>are lizzykins
>>58809239
it's really just a giant pain in the arse tbqh
>>58810109
not an argument
>>58810211
Cromwell's actions were morally justified considering the actions of his king.
>>58810072
The Aussies are just as desperate and just as boring. At least they aren't smug cunts like the Canadians or that Swedefag, so I guess that's a positive.
>>58810093
>cringeworthy cunt
>arsecrawls the aussies and their crap craic
Hmmm. Which London bar are you working in, Bruce?
>>58809490
>>58809632
>>58809895
>>58810029
>>58810109
Wish I could focus lads, maybe that isn't quite the right word.
I can work at something for hours but it's as though I get tunnel vision and ignore something obvious that causes me to waste time.
What is that?
Any lads here had any luck on Badoo? Seeing what it's all about at the moment it looks shite
>>58810158
blow dry it
>>58810132
>he's a paki plying minors with weed and rubicon
>>58810301
chuckle vision
>The Aussies are just as desperate and just as boring. At least they aren't smug cunts like the Canadians or that Swedefag, so I guess that's a positive.
hello /brit/, my friends
>>58810239
Wasn't meant to be an argument. Just pointing out your error and recommending somewhere which may be more suitable for your "types"
when are media outlets going to call out the radical centre for their beliefs?
>>58810326
What part of "I'm not a paki" are you having difficulty understanding?
>The Aussies are just as desperate and just as boring. At least they aren't smug cunts like the Canadians or that Swedefag, so I guess that's a positive.
>Hmmm. Which London bar are you working in, Bruce?
>>58810328
to me
>And I'd rather shit in a solid gold toilet and have that sewer line go directly into your showerhead.
>Hmmm. Which London bar are you working in, Bruce?
>>58810377
Bangladeshi
Indian Muslim
Afghani
It's all the same Paki, If you're a brown muslim you're a paki
>>58810377
What part of "12 year olds are out of the question" are you having difficulty understanding, Amir?
>>58810349
Sup senpai.
>>58810369
All right then.
Let's all go to their general and witness how funny they are shall we?
Perhaps you could do us a favour and point out the hilarious posts?
>>58810377
Paki cunt
>when are media outlets going to call out the radical centre for their beliefs?
>>58810489
>arse anal
kys
hat
>>58810310
is your mum on there mate
>can't actually defend the aussies
>shit post hats instead
BTFO
someone lend me a quid
>BTFO
kek, so true
>>58810582
Rasheed
>He hasn't creampied a teenager
No-wonder Pakis are out-breeding whites in England, the majority of white 'men' are limp wristed betas.
I didn't know you were British but just looking at those guy before I did. I knew they were Irish. You can tell the difference from the white terrorists in the US.
>>58810533
>mfw everyone likes the aussies and you're just pissing against the wind
cue for you to call me bruce, since that's all your tiny brain can handle
>>58810603
this
sort it out, gentlemen
Alright lads. Boycey suggested having a bbq in this sun but it's 10 degrees out. Haha, what a madman
>>58810611
what are you on about yank? both of the men in the OP are of british heritage
their surnames are Adams and Corbyn.
>>58810533
Bruce contributes a lot to these threads Tbh
>>58810524
An American Arse fan posts here, I took a guess it was him.
>>58810582
Ahmed
is that nutter still raving on about us?
poor widdle babi maybe he should go back to r/unitedkingdom
>>58810622
I like Bruce and think the bastards who hate him need to fuck off.
>be me
>playing pokeman
>flatmate sees my 3ds
>o anon do you play pokemon
>why yes i do
>we agree to have a battle
>sitting on the sofa
>she reks most of my team somehow
>manage to get a leech seed off and have 2 defensive walls left
>she's got no real attackers on her team
>start timer stalling
>she doesn't wanna play with me anymore
>>can't actually defend the aussies
>>shit post hats instead
>BTFO
SOMEONE LEND ME A QUID
>>58809834
who?
well /brit/?
>>58810701
epic!
>>58810744
go on then i'll have a go
>>58810744
roll
>>58810744
Well what?
>>58810697
>bastards
its literally one widdle babi and its hilarious
Just heard someone call weed 'ganga'
haven't heard that in a while
>>58810744
bannable offence desu
>>58810785
Don't let that chap get you down Bruce, we think you're great.
Most Aussies on here are okay, although there is one annoying thin-skinned little brat who does a lot of that 'action posting' stuff and gets easily offended when people insult him.
Wish he'd fuck off, the dweeb.
>>58810762
thanks
i actually made it all up, except for us having had a good pokemon battle
>>58810839
ta love x
>>58810744
go on
>>58810868
no we don't, wish you'd fuck off to /balt/
>>58810622
Pakis and Aussie immigrants you mean?
Yeah, great. Funny how you've failed to actually defend their contribution and just hat post.
Says it all.
>>58810744
Might as well
>>58810701
You better have been using your favourites.
>In this country for centuries
>Still refuse to learn English
Dog genocide when?
>>58810920
Rasheed
If i get a letter on a Wednesday saying iv got 7 days to pay something, does that give me to the following Tuesday or following Wednesday?
>no we don't, wish you'd fuck off to /balt/
>Yeah, great. Funny how you've failed to actually defend their contribution and just hat post.
>>58810891
>posting on /balt/
I'm afraid you don't know the rules of Her Majesty (may she live long), paki, that's high treason.
>>58810946
it means you're in the shit
>>58810920
Poleaboo wishes the vermin was banned from public. If you want those vile animals then keep it in your shithole of a house.
>>58810839
>we
>pakis
You don't speak on my behalf, Rasheed.
>>58810898
Why would I feel compelled to defend a whole countries contribution to a little girl cartoon forum? How autistic are you exactly?
>>58810906
whas your favs
i like emolga and weezing
>wish you'd fuck off to /balt/
>You don't speak on my behalf
>>58810953
zero tolerance for all aussies now since your bender and action posting mates started
>I'm afraid you don't know the rules of Her Majesty (may she live long), paki, that's high treason.
>>58810966
Britain didn't have a culture until Pakistani immigrants came along.
We make the UK a better place to live.
>>58810966
Sorry I don't speak on behalf of the Pakistani community but we Englishmen love the Australians.
>>58810946
Anybody know?
>>58810965
>Ooh! Ooh! A chance to remind everyone my character is a muslim paki!
Fuck off you transparent twat
>>58810965
I hope you like the fact I would rather see every muslim in Britain die than a single dog. Dogs have far more place here than you shitskins
>>58810920
>shits in the street
>doesn't learn english
tell me why dogs are better than indians?
>>58811018
this
>>58811011
*slams the phone down*
fucking telemarketers fuck off rasheed
>>58810984
Alri, Ahmed. Calm down
what an awful thread
Why do foreigners post here? Go get your own generals ffs
>Sorry I don't speak on behalf of the Pakistani community but we Englishmen love the Australians.
>Why do foreigners post here? Go get your own generals ffs
>>58811036
you can train a dog not to shit on the road
>>58811091
all me
>>58811081
nah they keep chatting some weird shit
Apparently, this is hilarious>>58811057
>not an argument
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672
http://www.strawpoll.me/10118672
>>58810991
Jumpluff senpai. Which is handy since I usually don't like grass types.
Weezing's sweet but Emolga has Pikachuface.
>hummus, chopped tomatos, olive oil & toast
good snack
>IMPORTANT POLL LADS
>Do you think the Australians belong in /brit/?
>>58811120
H O W L I N G
>>58811120
and what exactly do YOU contribute exactly? fuck off sperg
good morning lads
>>58811165
>hummus
off you jog rasheed
>/brit/ is NOT for members of the commonwealth who are anglo
>>58810744
Rolling for Lancaster
York autistics - get out
goodnight lads
>Apparently, this is hilarious
>>58811206
>rasheed
ironically its all just healthy middle class types that buy hummus
>>58811180
post webms
*tuts*
cognitive dissonance
>and what exactly do YOU contribute exactly? fuck off sperg
>>58811134
British posts for British citizens
These Australian bastards are a leach on our bump limit - and contribute nothing in return.
It's time we focus on our own country's posters.
>>58811206
EDIT: i do agree that hummus is a delicious accompaniment (good choice)
