> fail TV license test
> ur fucken nicked sonny
> thrown into Scotland Yard then deported to Australia 3 years later, never allowed to return to God's country ever again
Such is the live of an Anglo
edition
I'll stop shitposting please don't ban me janny.
poo
>>58791637
ye I was just curious about whether they'd view australians as a colony of the Queen and shit or take us for the lethal weapons we naturally are
really wish I was in possession of some vienesse whirls
god damn it, just when i made a post without bothering to check if a new thread had been posted because it's page 4
oh well, i guess that was my mistake
poop
(trying to be inclusive of our yank brethren)
>>58791736
irelia is pretty strong 2bh
>He cant afford £145.50 or £24 a month for a TV license
Dont worry lads ill lend you £40 for a black and white one haha
Couldn't make conversation with the slags on Tinder lads so i deleted it
NI HAO FERROW ANGROS, IT SO HARD BEING ANGROSPHERE, AM I RIGHT?
and all of our heroes are gone
>>58791784
You know a South African company called Naspers owns thr majority stake in Tencent, which in turn owns Epic Games?
BRITISH MEN LITERALLY
HAVE TO PAY
FOR BBC
THEIR WIVES SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING THE BBC THAT THE WHITE MAN PAYS FOR HAHAHAAH
>>58791804
>>58791841
FUCK
Riot Games*
>tfw have to wear retainers for the rest of my life
>>58791841
illuminati.jpg
wait, does this mean africans are the overlords, and not the Chinese?
*plays you like a damn fiddle*
>>58791814
>A reaf
blast me with some hard hitting facts
>>58791770
You're murky waters. You're descended from the Irish but a colony of the queen. Could bluff yourselves in either direction, if you needed to.
dof u aliek bratin????
>>58791910
People shouldn't laugh at this, the man just lost his brothers, his comrades, everything he spent so long building.
>>58791804
>Black and white
Why do you need a TV when you can just watch your wife having sex instead?
>>58791891
The boer secretly rules the world my friend. Some of us like Musk aren't as discrete though.
>>58791934
Im a cute girl
>>58791934
9 Hard-Hitting Facts About Hail
Dennis Mersereau
22 . 04 . 16
The rapid sound of tapping on your windows during a thunderstorm is unmistakable—a not-so-subtle reminder from nature that it can mess up your day in a hurry. No, it’s not a flock of birds out for revenge (not this time, anyway), but rather a ferocious hailstorm raining down on your town. Here are nine hard-hitting facts about these potentially dangerous flying ice balls.
1. DANGEROUS HAIL EVENTS OUTPACE TORNADOES 5 TO 1.
Even though we like to focus on tornadoes during the spring, hail is a much greater (but underappreciated) threat. The number of tornadoes that touch down every year is just a fraction of the number of dangerous hail events we see all across the United States and the rest of the world. The U.S. averages more than 5000 reports of large hail each year, compared to about 1000 reports of tornadoes each year.
2. HAIL FORMS IN A THUNDERSTORM.
It starts its life as a tiny droplet of supercooled water, or water that is still liquid at below-freezing temperatures. Instead of condensing into a raindrop and falling to the ground, the droplet can freeze onto a condensation nucleus like dust or dirt that’s lofted into the storm.
3. INSIDE A STORM, HAILSTONES MOVE LIKE LOTTERY BALLS IN A TUMBLER.
National Weather Service
A newly formed hailstone is too light to fall to the ground, so it remains suspended in the thunderstorm by its updraft, which is the fast upward wind that feeds a storm the unstable air it needs to survive. Hailstones move through the thunderstorm sort of like lottery balls mixing in a tumbler, bouncing around in the wind and collecting water on their surface.
>>58791934
DO NOT READ UNLESS PREPARED FOR DEPRESSION:
You share a birthday with like 9million people.
>>58791955
what about the jews?
>>58791944
*plays you like a piano*
>>58791993
why do people keep doing this? it never works out well
actual fun fact: 107 billion people have ever lived
>>58792030
but there are more people alive today than have ever lived
facebook said so
>>58792030
all me
>>58791989
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vela_Incident
>>58791958
>>58791973
>>58791978
*moans*
feel very blasted
ty lads
>>58791978
>Treating birthdays as important
Hello literal fucking child. Off you pop to bed
>>58792017
le democracy and free speech
>>58792017
Because it's a mockery of the poll
>>58792054
una
>>58792059
wew
It's 3:30 on a fucking tueaday morning why are you all awake
>>58792105
not sleeping tonight
*shits*
>>58792078
I think he's talking about opening a naming to the public.
>TFW the top two choices ended up being "Donald Trump Elementary" and "Robert E. Lee Elementary"
a girl sent me a picture of her where she was wearing sandals and the first thing i said was "nice feet"
>>58792105
Because I hate my life.
>>58792105
its 6am here woke up at 12
>>58792078
i mean why do organisations keep allowing the internet to suggest and actually name things of even remote importance
>>58792134
fuck off paki
HOLY SHIT LADS TURN ON THE NEWS, THEY HAVE JUST FOUND FOSSILIZED LIFE ON MARS
>>58792105
this >>58792110 desu
reminder
>>58792105
Because I'm writing AS levels on Wednesday and I haven't studied enough so I'm spending all night shitposting instead of working.
>>58792144
>The internet
I'm pretty sure the poll was local only. 8 people voted for the Hitler one.
>>58792134
what happened to that half russian UAE /brit/ poster
>>58792168
blood brothers
>>58792163
all me
>>58792171
oh fair enough, even still, it's never going to work out well lmao
Sent my mate a Paul Joseph Watson video about how in Bristol you weren't allowed to fly the Saint George's Cross in some places because the city is deemed 'too multicultural'
He replied saying 'that's bollocks' but hasn't explained further, either he thinks i'm racist or he thinks it's ridiculous, I'm not sure. tad worried desu.
>>58792105
its literally 7:40 PM here you stupid dumb poopoo idiot
>>58792199
he SENSED that you are a CULTURAL marxist
>58792153
nope
>>58792176
never heard of him
Just watched a PMQ vid from the 80s that said that the uk is a dog lmao
3rd eye is beaming
>>58792199
Why be worried if he doesn't believe you he's a prick.
>>58792163
that's not very nice lad
>>58792180
*cuts your wrists delicately so i drop of bloody comes out*
*does the same to mine*
*mixes them both*
*contracts HIV*
*dies in your arms months later*
>>58792169
Me on the right, how did you get me so well? I want us to stay in the EU and I am an ugly brown manlet with a micropenis.
>>58792105
Revision plus messed up sleep schedule means i need to stay up so i can readjust it.
>>58792199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lsAMcP14m0
>>58792244
An ugly brown irish manlet
>>58792242
I
JUST DIIIIIED IN YOUR ARRRRMS TONIGHT
>>58792242
the old pump and dump
>>58792259
is he a troll
orrrrrr
>>58792242
>*contracts HIV*
Just how I like em.
goodnight lads
>>58792285
I'm pretty sure he's a professional troll.
Still..
>>58792294
night x
>>58792242
The old root and boot
>>58792294
night mate
>>58792299
great stream last night by the way thailad
5 viewers today, 5,000 viewers tomorrow.
>>58792294
cheers bru
>>58792199
GOOD lad BTFO those CULTURAL marxists
>>58792294
night lad
*contracts a bedtime kiss*
>>58792259
he looks so Scottish
>>58792328
CAL-CU-LAY-TOOOOOOR
>>58792242
The old smash and dash
>>58792338
It's the Scottish genes that cause this behaviour.
>tfw international rugby is starting up again soon
what a time lads, what a time
>>58792328
damn i missed a stream?
>>58791804
suchg a late reply since i went to smokie a doobie but the mnaths of this post dont add up at all. 24 times twelve is 288
>>58792371
you didn't miss anything, believe me.
>>58792388
nice
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ACl8s_tBzE
>>58792374
You get a discount for paying all at once
>>58792242
The old fuck and chuck
>>58792360
interesting how some new worlders retain their features
>>58792366
fuck your rugby leicester city just won the fucking premier league bitch. it's the greatest story in the history of sports
friend just formatted his external drive accidentally lads
>have to wake up at 7
oh dear
El Classico's about to start lads.
*cracks open cider can*
ahh yes
Anyone here know of The Golden One?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqTj78fJ6PM
>>58792199
These days if you say you're English you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
>>58792422
I wonder how many Yanks look like Anglos rather than Yanks.
>have to wake up
oh dear oh dear
People who NEED to die in their sleep already:
>me
>Bank holiday Monday
>"Coronation day" on Thursday
>3 day week
>>58792457
>alcohol
degen
>>58792495
Me too
>>58792498
Shut the fuck up you gimpy loser cunt
>>58792473
probably more prevalent on the east coast/new england
>>58792495
this desu
except me meaning me instead of me meaning you
>>58792500
Only on special occasions
>>58792460
From just a glance im betting he is an edgy Neo-pagan, listens to metal and is a big headed cunt
>>58792517
I'll leave the front door open if any of you lads want to come over and cuddle
>>58792545
yes
>>58792538
Haha epic post mate why don't you go to Hong Kong next to try and fuck Asian birds there considering white ones are a tad bit too difficult for you, you fucking failure lmao
>>58792461
Anything the fuzz find in your pockets will claim is stolen so its off to the colonies for you lad
>ear on pillow
>sounds like something is moving in my ear
every fucking night
>>58792524
enjoy x
I am an activist for the rights of men.
stayed up til 4am to watch spurs lose the title on a shitty stream on my phone in dodgy wifi
Still crying ;_;
I think we should all just abandon society and live alone in the woods
>>58792595
Its just the sleep tight spiders in yer ear.
>>58792563
Are you asian?
>>58792596
ty x
doing a poo
>>58792637
No mate so you can't stick it in me
>>58792338
average Canadian
>>58791978
>>58791978
>>58791978
>>58791978
Anyone know what anime or cartoon or whatever this is from?
It looks good.
taking a risk
>>58792473
barely any of them do outside the North East and Appalachia
they look like gross Germans
>>58792673
Explain your grumpy bum.
why do brits make the best music?
why is twee pop of the 90's the greatest contribution of britain to mankind after Darwin?
why were they mighty enought to bring us Another Sunny Day and Joy Division?
>>58792673
can i
>>58792729
I detest how narcissistic you are and selr-involved you are
If you know how to self reflect now would be a time because I will cease responding to you after this
>>58792708
Sad 2bh that anglo genes have been tainted in the americas
I have to be up in a few hours but I'm too lonely to sleep. Might just stay up all night, power through the day with coffee and pass out and sleep for 12 hours when I come home.
you used to call me on steam chat
>>58792758
OH DEAR
>>58792758
Is he actually that bad
I'm a massive autist so I don't really notice bad things in people unless they're trying really hard, but he seems fine to me
>>58792742
Is it electricity day in venezuela?
>>58792810
He literally had a stream last night mate
>>58792742
all me desu
>>58792810
thailad is a good one imo
>>58792822
burst out laughing read this
ah yes
>>58792810
Yeah, I don't think Thailad seems that bad but then I don't even dislike Lisicki or Poleaboo so maybe I'm a bad judge of character
>>58792834
Is that inherently a bad thing?
>>58792837
I tend not to value the opinions of literal and actual rasheeds very highly desu
>>58792822
not really
i just happen to have a power plant
listening to Sarah Record's singles all day n night
>>58792810
Not really, he's one of the few here you can have a conversation with. Some people hate him for the same reason they hate tripfags, attention whoring, even if that isn't his intention, because it's undeniable that he's one of the most recognisable posters.
>>58792867
Idiot. Shoulda just wrote 'oi'
then if she didn't reply say 'oi woman'
>>58792879
I'm a mohammed actually but yeah, do you :D
>>58792834
What was it a stream of ? was it a camgirl (or boy) thing?
>>58792869
>i dont dislike a literal pervert Rasheed
Its fun to read the posts of denial though desu. if its even him anymore
https://youtu.be/HaI4Fn-KzxU
who here /rare music/?
>>58792879
It is because it conforms to a trend he has where he thinks he's some sort of special snowflake in /brit/ because of this pseudo identity
Hello.
>>58792907
that's her talking you anime trog
business idea: post normally
Lot of hotheads in here
>>58792951
this
>>58792951
do another comfy stream lad
>>58792968
eh its chill
>>58792896
sounds like the apocalypse
so glad i dont live in a third world country lmao
This lad is a top.
Why is the world so cruel?
>>58792951
CHILD PORN HARVESTING KIDDY FIDDLING TRANNY LOVING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT 4CHAN JANITOR PROXY CUNT
>>58792943
right
sorry
>>58793000
fuck off bender degenerate fucking cretinous melt
>>58792982
can't, at work m8
>>58793004
PLS
>>58793000
Wouldn't be a top when confronted with 200 lbs of pure test
>>58793010
sorry
i've been neet for too long
i'm sick of living at my mum's house
>>58793035
how long?
>>58793035
What's stopping you getting a job?
thailad doesnt seem high test enought to be a pedo tbf
>>58793035
arent you rich
>>58793035
me too, friend. me too
>>58793049
long enough to know better
>>58793024
2AM - 6AM is designated bender hours m8 x
>>58792724
been listening to this since you posted it for some reason.
Taken more benzos.
business idea: start an offshore money laundering scheme and use the profits to fund tribal war in central africa
>>58793000
wew
>>58793051
even shitty menial jobs require diplomas in something or other, it's bullshit
also, i'm lazy. so lazy in fact, that i suspect it should be considered a disability
>>58793069
what's stopping you other than yourself?
>>58793076
Listen to this one now:
http://i.4cdn.org/f/noworries.swf
This mad me tear up, 2bh
drinking strongbow dark fruit desu
Business idea: Kill foreigners again
>>58793087
To what end
>>58793035
real depression hours
>>58793104
depression and anxiety basically
i'm a poster child for the outcasts of this generation
sorry lads just had to pop down the road for a bit
back now
>>58793135
large numbers of dead blacks
>>58793115
worse than watership down
>>58793130
Homo 2bh
dislike how no one replied to me :\
>>58793094
>also, i'm lazy. so lazy in fact, that i suspect it should be considered a disability
are you like me? literally been given everything in life and now can't really deal with the fact i have to actually do something other than have fun
>>58793094
>i'm lazy. so lazy in fact, that i suspect it should be considered a disability
Weirdly enough I kind of get that so I won't give you shit for it. I've been lazy enough to see down that rabbit hole.
>>58793110
this isn't nearly as mesmerising/catchy.
>>58793171
hope you contract aids in a viet brothel desu
jk x
just wanted a change of drink, i'm enjoying it
>>58793137
why is everyone always so fucking sad?
even this living meme is constantly talking about how sad he is
>>58793094
>>58793143
tfw i am in the same position as you
we are not so different after all
>>58793077
pics of something
>>58793176
Hey :]
>>58793077
OH!
>>58793176
kys
>>58793194
Won't go near one kek
Cloudy strongbow is pretty good 2bh, give that a try.
>>58793195
>even this living meme is constantly talking about how sad he is
literally why would kev be happy though
>unattractive
>average intelligence
>bleak prospects
>both parents have dementia
cunt cunt ass butt
been teasing the lad about not being able to get it up with a girl despite having had the same problem once before ahahahahahaha
>>58793182
It's at least 4 times better. You've got shit opinions mate. It's really nice and pleasant. I love it .
took a naked picture in the mirror and boy oh boy does my pecker look tiny despite it being pretty average.
>>58793077
Im jealous. Which ones
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115984
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115984
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115984
http://www.strawpoll.me/10115984
>>58793094
Try living in Adelaide son, there's currently about 500 people per 1 job opening and the unemployment rates only getting worse.
I fucking hate this place REEEE
>>58793195
People tend not to talk about how happy they are to Anonymous strangers desu. more likely to mention that they are depressed. Maybe because they want sympathy, they feel trapped or want a magic solution that someone might mention
>>58793230
i'll buy a pack next time i go tesco if they have any, i've got to be in the mood for cider though
*reeees internally*
>tfw literally starving because work hasn't paid me on time
4 days now having 1 maple snack bar each day and drinking water. Just finished my last one
I think I'm dying
evening boys
back from my extremely spontaneous night out to leicester
went to the stadium and then to the same club that a bunch of leicester players were at haha
quite sick ngl
Enjoy having degenerate weeb loser friends so I can show my power level with them but also make fun of them when girls are around
>>58793176
benzos
>>58793277
pics
>>58793285
i live in brisbane but i'm thinking of moving to melbourne, if only to get as far away from my shitty family as possible
>>58793308
just go to a friends or your parents and pinch some grub
>>58793267
Hahaha oh I remember that problem well it was top bants lmao. She got insecure and thought I wasn't attracted to her and it gave me anxiety haha oh what fun times
>>58793308
ffs la hahaha i'd unironically swing you a pava or something
>>58793277
Post pics
>>58793308
i'll tfer u some money if u want lad
>>58793336
Parents are on holiday and I unironically have no friends
>>58793323
it's embarrassing
>>58793198
aren't you that british lad who's a sex slave for a billionaire oil baron?
>>58793365
doubt it
>>58793269
I seldom see anyone post 'good' music on /brit/, I'm willing to resign myself to having bad taste rather than argue about it though.
>>58793284
Aussies and NZ are basically the same thing and on a whole other level of Anglo than Yanks and Leaves.
>>58793331
I get that. My mums side of the family are a bunch of cunts. But luckily dads side balances it out by being filled with sick cunts.
>>58793373
It's just a pleasant song to listen to and i like it
>>58793308
Go to one of those foodbanks. If its anything like the UK the whole country is supposedlly living from them apart form the literal billionaires on here. Failing that go hunt Bush meat with Abos
>>58793353
Thanks for the thought m8
>>58793356
Please don't try to trick me in my hour of need
>>58793395
I don't disagree with this.
Think I'll do an all nighter then.
>>58793372
it's 6.5 inches but it looks like it's 4
I'm starting to think all the rulers in my house are fake and I'm being trolled
enjoying this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJlUribp3c
>>58793423
perspective
>>58793371
no im Sudanese
>>58793400
kek i'll shoot you $15 or something idc
is it as simple as a online bank transferor would it be difficult and take longer because it's international?
>>58793396
>Failing that go hunt Bush meat with Abos
Gotta get dat daily witchetty grub intake m9
>>58793431
enjoying it very much
>>58793400
which bank you with la i'll see if i can
>>58793444
Jamal
probably shouldn't be playing music out loud haha just realised it's nearly 5am
lol broke niggas
gonna take a mallet to my bellend so I have an excuse for being a virgin
>>58793465
ye brudda chek dat big lawg fo dem brudda
What are you opinions on people on Steam or whatever with celebrity names for their accounts?
Like if you were playing online and you saw someone playing called 'Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II' what would you think?
