That one lad who didn't realise it's almost 5am and was playing his music out loud Edition
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Anime tiddies
maisie
Stop using the same fucking pictures, shit thread, shit country
I'm tired ask me anything
>>58794209
fuck off, its recognizable.
>>58794162
literally me desu
>>58794209
this
>>58794210
What's your opinions on vaginas and those who own them?
So lads, give me some nice non-meme places to visit in Brittyland. Saving up and wanna visit later.
>>58794230
>recognizeable
FOY
>>58794256
what.
cmon /brit/ its time to choose the yank or the rasheed
WHICH/ONE
>>58794210
want to sleep with me? x
Good evening
>>58794242
>vaginas
can't live without them
>those who own them
good people
>>58794277
Can't make important decisions at 05:00
>>58794291
ye xx
>>58794324
cool hmu xxx
>>58794277
FOR
>>58794327
what's your number again?
>>58794347
07794094834
morning lads
still waiting for my parcel
>decide to check /brit/ for the first time in forever
>anime op
>rasheeds, continentals and yanks freely posting without being told to fuck off
Just remembered why I stopped coming here
>>58794368
>coming here during yank and aussie hours
awful decision
Hey lads,
I'll be visiting London, Edinburgh and Bristol over the course of the next three weeks and I wanted to know what your insider tips were.
You probably get a lot of "uh, which tourist attraction do I want to go to?" but I mean what are some things you especially like in those places?
>>58794368
gb2 /balt/ then if that's still a thing
>>58794368
You're not British and you never will be
>>58794162
fuck off weeb
>>58794192
fuck off weeb
>>58794209
fuck off yank
>>58794230
fuck off rasheed
>>58794242
fuck off yank
>>58794256
fuck off yank
>>58794277
fuck off rasheed
>>58794297
fuck off continental
>>58794329
fuck off yank
>>58794366
fuck off continental
>>58794400
fuck off continental
>>58794405
fuck off nonce
>>58794368
Fuck off back to /balt/, Judas.
>>58794400
Why the fuck are you going to Bristol
That's like coming to the US and going to Cincinnati
>>58794368
It's 5:17am
>>58794420
all me
might go to sleep desu x
>>58794430
I have family that lives close I want to visit and it's the most interesting thing in the area.
I'll probably visit Bath when I'm in the area as well.
I'm that fashion yank last night
You guys know cara is a fashion model and would only date an attractive fashionable guy right
What I'm saying is I have a chance with cara
I've only gone and sht myself in my sleep LMAO
Post the names of your pets
Scout, Isabel, Ray, Duncan
doing a poo
>>58794478
Yes bath is worth a visit, all honey stone and Edwardian, take a bus out to the Cotswolds and find where Sade adu lives and stalk her
Or just see the scenery idk
>>58794500
>>58794507
wahey looks like you've both got something in common!
>>58794406
Don't break their hearts, they can dream can't they?
>>58794489
nah she'd date a tall asian in a heartbeat
o shit
>>58794505
Ed, Ein, Kirra, Snuffy, Moby, Ellie, Marley, Moffat, Barney, Chaz, Fiona, Francine, Lucy, and Chicken
>>58794478
>I'll probably visit Bath when I'm in the area as well.
haha yeah you probably should, something stinks, wow!
>>58794524
haha lmao
>>58794534
They're all fucking cats aren't they LOL
>>58794505
Oscar, Luhan, lime, luciel
3 birds 1 cat(luhan)
>mfw born just in time to see the American Republic turn into the American Empire
>>58794551
the first two are guinea pigs, the four after that are dogs, the four after that are cats, and the four after that are chickens
>>58794547
Maybe air your mothers "work"-room.
>>58794594
I air your mother's special room every night
>>58794585
Fuck off you dipshit pom this entire website is ours
>>58794585
>mfw citizen of the most powerful country that has ever existed so far
Trying my best
>>58794619
that was very rude
>>58794634
me at "11"
>>58794610
I can't really understand you, there's lots of echoes inside the cavernous depths of your mother's woman-cave.
whenever I see the canadian flag I instantly think of reddit
>>58794666
I don't get it
>>58794663
You still sexpatting around?
You fuck any underage girls?
Be honest with us, weirdo
>>58794567
Americans should all be killed (except for a couple of Americans I know personally who are cool)
>>58794697
let me fill my harem first
>>58794697
tell us how u really feel bruce
>>58794691
Being honest doesn't fit your narrative so what's the point?
>>58794716
i just said
>>58794162
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>>58794210
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>>58794305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34vnz_LEX4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
How do filthy limeys make such good music?
m8 is still feeling a bit ill so it's either sit in the hostel or go out by myself again
Fuck sake
>>58794735
You're a good guy Bruce.
>>58794735
u should see a psychiatrist
>>58794722
ok but really how many?
is the other lad who likes rake here??
they just announced it will start on the 19th of may YIPEEEE
>>58794621
>>58794621
ave, citizen
>>58794753
I don't know. 3/5 of my favorites artists are limey cunts
>>58794760
Truly feel bad for the Vietnamese that you're in their country
Even we were better tourists, ha ha ha
>>58794764
i've seen platoons of psychiatrists, all they do is write you a prozac prescription and tell you to fuck off
>>58794722
hypothetically how easy would it be to find a prime 15-17 year old prostitute in bangkok?
>>58794784
>Implying I should somehow have respect for foreigners
Will you chaps ever learn?
>>58794753
me running to your mum's place in the background at 55 seconds
>>58794784
Thankfully I don't fit a stereotype and I am actually a very good tourist
Most of us are cunts though, yeah.
>>58794796
walking down the street easy, you dirty pedophile
>>58794794
lol I guess that's what universal healthcare gets you!!!
>>58794800
well at least I can be sure that's not a proxy
>>58794784
>>58794800
>british ""behavio""u""r""
>>58794827
I don't think you understand the meaning of that word
>>58794764
You may as well invent the rest of the details.
>>58794796
I'm not sure, the only time I ever hear about noncing is on /brit/ ..
>>58794829
i have private health insurance
furthermore, fight me
>>58794162
need a petite gf with cute little boobies like this
>>58794634
your a Champa-ion
>>58794836
>I'm not a peephole I'm an ephoebeobeoebebeobephile
>>58794863
I'm disappointed that this isn't a real word
>>58794863
PEDOPHILE*
God damn phone channing
>>58794796
you can find 15 year old prostitutes in copenhagen pretty easily
>>58794593
>>58794593
>four dogs
damn, are they ate least small dogs?
>>58794845
Don't know if it's a setup trying to catch nonces out or whatever but walking around Saigon last night at like 2am guys on mopeds kept approaching me asking if I want "boomboom yes? Very young"
Is that really what they think of all white men
>>58794860
>>58794863
There is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to women who have been through puberty.
>>58794902
t. achmed
just dropped a orange on my ball
ARRRRGGGHHHH
how do i relieve this pain
quick
>>58794897
Yeah
I hate them, they're my mum's. They annoy the fuck out of me. I want to move out
>>58794918
*soothes the pain with my mouth*
>>58794905
not an argument
>>58794902
Lmao yikes!
>>58794918
*drops another orange on your penis to distract you*
>>58794898
>"Very young"
I've honestly never heard that here, "boomboom" yes..
I imagine you've got to travel into the sticks a bit, not in the middle of a capital city, or somewhere dodgy af like Cambodia or Burma. Also yeah if people are offering you anything illegal like weed or something, never try to buy it because you'll be stitched up more often than not.
>>58794923
this helped
ty
>>58794943
this didn't help at all, Per
>>58794970
rude
>>58794968
I'm not the one posting pictures of children
>>58794979
you started it
>>58794930
t. abu bakr al-baghdadi
>>58795002
excuse me but I didn't drop an orange on your balls
>>58794979
>>58795002
fight fight fight
I push my fingers into my
ear because
>>58794950
Yeah I never beard it in Thailand, or Hanoi or hué. But then I guess I was never wandering about late at night alone in those places. Always had friends with me. I suppose a lone white guy at night is the one to target...
Also got plenty of "weed? Cocaine? Heroin? What you want?"
Never said "no thanks I don't want anything" so much in my life. I just wanna explore leave me alone ;_;
>>58795013
but you dropped one on my willy
that was totally uncalled for
>>58795044
*drops it again*
ooops
>>58795063
why you lit-
*chases after you with a manic look in my eyes*
>>58794918
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>>58795044
>>58795063
>>58795078
what is the purpose of this conversation?
M8s these are amazing
*dies*
https://www.fb.com/NZPoliceRecruitment/videos/vb.116383195077895/1047084998674372/?type=2&theater
>kiwis
>>58795091
*resurrects you*
>>58795038
Yeah, at least it's only specific areas you get it though. You need to explore elsewhere.
>>58795088
v. nice pattern of (You)'s desu
>>58795090
forgot the pic
*sprinkles Himalayan pink alt in a circle on the ground*
*summons the Beast*
>>58795100
*is a zombie*
>>58795116
what does the e stand for
im seeing lots of hidden reply stubs
i suspect the nonce is running his mouth again
*coats my testies in gunpowder*
*takes out light*
*puts it directly under the she-beats (me testies)*
*ignite it*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCHY MAMA!
>>58795123
erotic x :)
>>58795116
elegant
>>58795139
what about the rp
>>58795152
roly poly
>>58795147
ay corumba! this little snippet o' me life is packed to the rafters with spelling miss takes! :D
1. i mean't to say "takes out lighter" not "takes out light"! LOL! :)
2. it's not she-beats! (but i do beat me testies!) it's suppse to b "she-beats"! rofllmao =]
>>58795157
"everybody roly polying' is fun?
>>58795176
well yeah
*roly polies on the ground*
>>58795105
Yeah I wanna explore everywhere though, once in a lifetime really I highly doubt I will ever find myself in Vietnam again
*roly polies to Germany to roly poly with the lad who is also roly polying*
>>58795150
PFFFFFFBAHAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS FUCK HE REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST
>>58795110
Do Brits even have Triscuits?
>>58795224
what a fucking muppet
>>58795202
now you're getting it
daily reminder that /cum/'s ""mascot"" is a sexualized anime baby
>>58795197
Some IRL Vietlad was telling me about this secluded town/area that has "4 seasons everyday!!" .. Apparently it's warm in the morning, hot in the afternoon, rains everyday without fail late afternoon and is cold at night.
Don't know if it's real or not and I also can't remember the name of the place. SO yeah..
>>58795224
>>58795233
STOP BULLYING ME
>>58795237
*continues to roly poly* Do you want to roly poly with me and the german lad?
>>58795249
waaaaaaay ahead of you
*is already half way across siberia*
suppose I'll join in on this roly polying then as long as everyone else is
>try to send some mail yesterday
>it was a public holiday
fml lads
>>58795265
It is on Thursday as well so you know..
>>58795265
>>58795282
do you enjoy talking to yourself?
still waiting for my parcel
earlier when i went out to my mailbox to check if it had arrived yet, there was a phone book on the ground next to it
what is this 1990?
>>58795282
and friday and monday too right?
>>58795306
Friday is a normal business day
twatted off me monging shite arse
what dem know about lock arf
daily reminder that thailad 2 is just thailad with a thai proxy
been playing catch with this orange for about 5 hours cos i always fuck up opening them
tfw pleb
>>58795335
>>58795313
nice 1 la, how do you cope with
>tfw sweaty back
?
>>58795339
tangerine master race
I have to go to the job centre in 3 hours and I haven't slept yet.
big man ting
>>58795335
Why would he do this
why is thailad talking to himself
>>58795353
http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/thailand/
Also google calendar should tell you if you're using android.
>how to cope with sweaty back
Got no tips for this time of year, it's roasting. Just wait for monsoon season for it to cool down a bit.
>>58795362
why not?
>>58795353
I miss songkran. Really helped with the heat
man need dem pounds and dollar
/sp/ janny got me pretty good lads
14 day ban
what's better, MMA or boxing?
>>58795369
there's two thailand lads
one of them likes anime and I quite like that one.
Pretty much got a full beard lads haha I know you're all jealous hehe rawr :)
IT GOES DOWN IN THE DM
>>58795430
fuuaarrkkk bra very impressive she-beast on you
>>58795425
how old are you?
>>58795430
shit mate that beard is looking 100 100
>>58795437
good post
>>58795430
would trade my first born child to have a beard 1/8 that thick. really impressive feat.
>>58795463
19 next month
>>58795430
well done, mate. looking thick, juicy and rugged.
Who ate all the pies?
>>58795474
Thanks mate
Been wary to post some of my gimmicks in Asia because now I'll be recognisable
>>58795463
are you trying to hate on Karen
might stick my finger in my arse and massage my levator ani
>>58795524
probably the lunatic with the BTEAB (beard to end all beards)
>She opened my snapchat story
Lmfuckingao I win
doing a lunch time
>>58795528
An excellent post Germany. Sorry to hear about your country.
hello,
this is an anime free general. please go to /cum/ for your pedophile roleplaying.
thanks
-a lad from /brit/
>>58795544
What you having lad?
Gonna go out soon and try find some food. Had a maccies felt a little ashamed
Can some ANZACs explain how seperate Australia and New Zealand are for me? In terms of institutions, how much national overlap is there?
Lending institutions
Higher Education
Military
Foreign Policy
Economic policy
Immigration policy
Culture
Media
Sports
etc.
>>58795556
I endorse this message
>>58795569
the only real difference between the 2 countries are:
- landscape
- accent
- national sport (rugby union for poo peeland, afl for australia)
- natives
apart from that we're very, very, very similar.
>>58795569
dunno lol
>>58795528
n,o i'm just interested to learn more about this one lad who loves anime and thailad
he's a very curious lad desu
>>58795556
awoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58795594
and lest we forget, they allow queer degenerates to marry each other
History's biggest traitorous bender, surely?
>>58795569
they're like "wheres the car" and we're like "wheres the car"
>>58795594
basically this
plus nz have more of a history of telling america to fuck off than australia
>>58795648
was NZ in vietnam?
can you at least post k-on
>>58795658
Nah. But they did tell the seppos to fuck off with their nuclear shit and therefore they're not apart of ANZUS
>>58795673
they are part of anzus they lifted that back in 2012
>>58795556
>pedophile
yanks do NOT make rules here on /brit/
stop trying to recruit for your shitty general rasheed
>>58795683
WASHINGTON THAT IS
>>58795658
they contributed a very very small combat role and almost all of their involvement in vietnam was in non combat roles
i was thinking more about telling america to get fucked with the nuclear shit
>>58795594
Afl is shit lad, too bad Australia went limp dick with both rugby and cricket and will never dominate a sport internationally
>>58795595
(You)
>>58795631
(You)
>>58795690
it's an american board, speak american or fuck off
I'm here lads
Ama
>>58795686
Nope, they're not.
>2012 the United States lifted a ban on visits by New Zealand warships leading to a thawing in tensions.
>New Zealand maintains a nuclear-free zone as part of its foreign policy and is not part of ANZUS, as the United States maintains an ambiguous policy whether or not the warships carry nuclear weapons
>>58795709
we're literally the best in the world for cricket and 2nd best for rugby so um try again sweetie x
>>58795709
>too bad Australia went limp dick with both rugby and cricket and will never dominate a sport internationally
you honestly couldn't have chosen two worse examples to make your point
>>58795709
>afl is shit
get the FUCK OUT you FUCKING LEAF so help me fucking god
>Work today
Just fucking shoot me
>>58795732
>Pedo
Fuck off Yank
>>58795717
Why are you the coolest poster on /brit/?
currently smoking cannabis
currently informing the constabulary of the lad who is smoking cannabis
>>58795768
reported to the GCSE and MI5 and MI6 and the police
>>58795788
>GCSE
OH SHIT
>>58795717
Why do you have a bigger weewee than anyone on 4chins?
>>58795758
It's likely because he's American
just took a photo of the gf
>>58795753
impossible.
you're not a yank
i mean GCHQ
>>58795723
you literally get beat by barbados and pakistan every time, honey
>>58795735
>implying australia is as good at cricket and rugby as canada is at hockey
lmao'ing @ ur life rn
>>58795739
ill shirtfront ya cunt
>>58795788
Which branch of the GCSE though? AQA or Edexcel??
>>58795800
Yes
>>58795816
Good banter mate found it very funny.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>58795768
if i visited the UK would you smell me marijuanas at market prices?
There isn't a single yank post I haven't reported in this thread so far
>>58795797
It's likely because he's American
>>58795800
commence the bong hate
>>58795852
You're doing god's work.
>>58795815
>you literally get beat by barbados and pakistan every time, honey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_World_Cup
>most successful
>australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bradman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_World_Cup#Team_records
ice hockey is a seppo sport and the seppos bet you at that anyway lol
>>58795834
If you're being sarcastic I will cry
>>58795815
You don't know what your talking about. You have absolute zero taste in superior sports.
Sit yourself down.
>>58795884
No I'm being sincere had a right old chuckle.
christ i fucking hate camericans they're not even funny they're just agitating. they're like lice.
>>58795866
OC
>another pom posting on /brit/ overseas
ah, yes.
>>58795815
please stop pretending like you have any idea what you're on about. ARU has gone through 3 coaches in 3 years, and the wallabies have shifted 5 spots in the world rankings in the last 6 years. the fact that the wallabies ended up runners up to the best rugby country in the world with rugby support from 10 year olds upwards is unreal. australia is easily dominant in rugby and in cricket.
>>58795900
Jiji thx, will try to continue this level of banter in future :D
>>58795884
don't cry or i'll cry
>Interview tomorrow at 9:30 an hour drive away
>Another interview at 14:00 an hours drive away from that one
>>58795910
Plastic Anglos
>>58795878
Ice hockey is actually a canadian sport based off an abo sport called lacrosse that we also play.
>daily reminder that during the cold war hockey was the main sports winter competition between USA and USSR and that Canada beat them both all the time anyway
>>58795891
>>58795937
>actually taking the time to type up these angry posts to a canadian thats never even watched a single game of AFL or cricket in their life
The fact that the kiwis cuck you in rugby is almost as bad when we cuck the seppos in ice hockey.
>>58795866
VERY tired
>>58795946
Lads it's suddenly gone sour with this girl I've been dm'ing the last couple of months and I'm not really sure why
She was getting super keen, way too keen, more keen than I wanted, but now suddenly things are weird and I miss her being keen.
I'm also aware though that when/if this resolves I'll want her to distance herself again
Why don't I know what I want
