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squad goals edition
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crayon POOP
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>>58789621
cactus
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halo reach was good but 3 was better t bh
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Didn't get as into actually watching as I had hoped, but I've been checking in throughout y'alls season. So fucking awesome to see y'all win the league! To use a line from the Panthers, y'all just Kept Pounding!

Even though Carolina couldn't win the Super Bowl this year, I'm going to choose to just be happy that you guys got your win instead.
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is shite
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>>58789621
gaylo: reach around
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Squad goals
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Fun Fact: The Pokémon Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are based off of General Lee and Jackie Mason.
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>>58789621
now what if these guys slapped your gfs arse in the club
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Fun Fact: The testicles on an octopus are located in its testes!
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got a cracked rib and a broken collarbone

whats the CURE?
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>>58789686
be delighted id suddenly have a gf
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Every single thread I have posted in for the last few hours has been deleted by janny.

Let us test if this one lasts.
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>>58789706
time
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Fun Fact: An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you have no sense of taste
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reminder that no matter how much she says she loves you now she will eventually get bored and leave
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>>58789706
go hopistal
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>>58789686
MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor greatly augments the user's physical strength so she'd probably fly through the ceiling and die.
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o shit!!
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Fun Fact: a 2/10 becomes a 10/10 if you have no eyes
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Fun Fact: Mel Blanc – the voice of Bugs Bunny – was allergic to bullets.
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>>58789740
They all look the same if you're blind as well.
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/brit/ is the worst gen lmao
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off my fucking nut on codeine
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Cohort goals
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Fun Fact: I am actually your biological father
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did you know: cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, savoy, kohlrabi and kai-lan.

are all the same species of plant
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Fun Fact: Over 1000 birds a year die from the horrific civil war they've been waging for the last 56 years
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>>58789785
bad lad
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Fun Fact: The ancient town of Pompiie in Italy has been remade in clay to look like it was destroyed by a volcano!
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serious question

how do i become happy?
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>>58789718
that culture shock thread just got deleted and it was actually good what the fuck is the janny doing jfc
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Fun Fact: China has more Chinese speakers than the United States.
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American are less than cattle.
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oops
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>>58789808
Move somewhere where the weather doesn't depress you I'd imagine

Feel like the south of France would be nice this time of year
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>>58789786
OH NO THE GAUL INFANTRY ARE SWARMING AND GETTING READY TO CHARGE!

what are our orders my legate?

"f-form testuedo"
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>>58789797
that is terrible

how can we help these noble creatures?
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>>58789785
u got that actavis mang?
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>>58789808
Fun Fact: you slave away until life gets so bad that in hindsight, you think you were happy but really things were just a little less bad
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>>58789827
this
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Fun Fact: Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of paraskavedekatria
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>>58789686
Throw a plasma grenade on the cunts faces.
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Fun fact: Lion chocolate bars are bio degradable
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Fun Fact: Every year more than 2500 left-handed people are killed from being witches
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>>58789843
Pretty much this

All forward progress essentially moves your sanity backwards 2bh
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>>58789837
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>>58789808

you have to find the answer within yourself. plumb the deepest reaches of your soul and ask yourself "Self. What constitutes a good life?"
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rate my jav star gf
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Fun Fact: You can fit 3 isosceles triangles in a circle
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>>58789785

Off me nut on vodka and benzos.
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sigh, having the realisation I have no talent irl.
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fun fact: spiders
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>>58789897
lot more than that depending on scaling and overlap
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>>58789907
you seem to be quite tall
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going to play the sims and talk to this girl in the game i was having my sim talk to last night


going to pretend is the qt i fancy at work and in the sims ill get to pretend that she actually answers my messages
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>>58789809
Yeah that was one of them. I was the one pointing out how the American sense of taste is utterly fucked because your food is so overly salted and full of sweeteners and this causes you to call everything bland.

That, 2 threads on /ck/ (the anti-British shitposting one with the pie barm as the OP and one about modern life skills such as cooking) and two others on /int/ have all been wiped out for no reason.
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Fun Fact: one of the fun facts i posted isn't true
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>>58789808

Suicide.
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Fun Fact: The mud at Glastonbury festival is thicker then marmalade
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>>58789928
which one
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>>58789743
That goes without saying. People live too long these days and the female brain gets bored and looks for something more shiny.
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>>58789886
conquering gaul obviously, easiest question I have ever been asked
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>>58789907
so go learn some talent, lisicki


>>58789938
yeah, so's the shit in your mum's bum when i get done packing her fudge in
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Fun Fact: facts are fun
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Fun Fact: fun facts are fun
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>>58789836
But that's full of Frenchmen.
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Fun Fact: The acts of union was a Scottish orchestrated power grab that must be broken to assure English liberty.
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whats the greatest thing you've achieved with your life thus far
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Fun fact: I work hard but still cannot afford to impregnate a qt AND not lose the only hobbies and enjoyment I retain in my adult life.

Going to have to kill my way to the top
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Got this lad on Facebook who I hate recreationally. Every few weeks I go to his profile and look at the pseudointellectual drivel he posts and imagine tying him to a truck and dragging his smug face along a gravelly road.

Is this weird?
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Fun fact: the vuvuzela is the loudest natural sounding instrument
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>>58789929
Mate it doesn't take an American to call your food bland though
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>ywn be a girl
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Fellow unifags: seek out continental Europeans at your uni. Their butthurt about a potential brexit is delicious. You may have to pretend you agree with them though kek
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>>58789986
Getting 3 50's on Halo: MCC

Only one other person did it
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Not sure if I should order a japanese fleshlight
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>>58790002
Brexit would be worth it just to see the continentals leave TBQH
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THAT'S ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD DELETED BY A MOD!
What the fuck is going on?
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>>58789993
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>58789963
>learning a talent when there's always someone there who's been naturally gifted at it and has been doing it since the age of 4

nty.
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Being an adult really sucks

Should have just ended it at 17
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Parents told me they're both voting to leave

Suprising since they voted Lib dems for the past 2 elections


Think I'll vote to leave too
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>>58790021
jog on jap
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>>58790042
>virginia
re-live blue ruin
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>>58790000

—_—
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>>58789986
I have worked up the strength to not kill myself.
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>>58790058
My mum's a Catholic school teacher and she's voting leave because she says Polish kids who can barely speak English are fucking up all the Catholic schools
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>>58790072
are you that mako poster from years ago
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left testicle aches
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>>58790058
>Suprising since they voted Lib dems for the past 2 elections

retard parents
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>>58789998
Why would you come to this den of wolves only to wave meat in our faces?
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I'm a 27 year old virgin NEET addicted to benzos
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Fun Fact: Spiders are insects not arachnids

8 legs

6 legs

8 legs

6 legs
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Fun Fact: in London, you are never more than 4 metres away from literally hundreds of spiders all crawling towards you
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>>58790039
thats a pretty shit excuse 2bh
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>>58790093
>tfw probably have testicular cancer but doing nothing about it
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Going to have a wank and go to bed I think.
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>>58790058
Yeah I was gonna vote to stay but since Obama did that arrogant fucking stunt I'm voting to leave
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>>58790102
me on the left
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>>58790093
punches the right one
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>>58790108
t. few years at the university of life
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>>58790072
>>58790088
mako?
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might make myself a cuppa lads

u need anything from the kitchen?
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>>58790113
but it's true
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>>58790102
Because that's the only thing /brit/ is good for desu
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>>58790069
All the yanks who swarm the general seem to be from Virginia.
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I'm a 21 year old employed asshole addicted to money who hates pretty much everyone including himself
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>>58790139
Oh yeah, I've thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?
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>ywn live in america

fdsgn;kjfgshdfglhidhf
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>>58790173
i'm a full time mummy to 3 lovely kids!
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naproxen is fucking shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKQPqs-cqc

tune
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>>58790156
It's cute how obsessed yanks are with Britain.
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Just finished watching Look Who's Back. Felt like it was supposed to make me worry about the rise of the far right, but only succeeded in making me much more sympathetic of Hitler and much more excited about the current rise of the right across Europe.
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>>58790209
<3 x
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>>58790205
massive tune, haven't been able to think of the name of this for ages cheers pal xx
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pratesh_Shirodkar

>this guy is a pro footballer in india
>his height

literally what stops any of us just banging him the fuck out?
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Need a sissy trap to bully
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>>58790283
me
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>>58790267
What is your deal with height? I get the impression that being slightly above average height is all you've got going for you
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>>58790088

Maybe...
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make tinder bio "possible autistic" for a week long social experiment

y/n?
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>>58789998
>sugar bread
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feel like dying
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>>58790093

Have you been sitting on it?
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>>58790298
>said like a true manlet

anyways, he's 5'2.

>playing football at that height
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>>58790209
It's cute how much of an inferiority complex Brits on /int/ have with us
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>>58790298
4chan is full of hopeless rejects so they use anything to make them seem like a somebody

e.g. those on /int/ and /pol/ use whiteness, height on /fit/
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>>58790338
Your presence would state otherwise.
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alri then lads
how are we doing then?
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>>58790322
probably autistic, definitely sexy ;)
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>>58790103

I'm a 24 year old NEET addicted to benzos and alcohol.
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>>58790298
he is probably just 6 feet tall in real life
also he is extremely insecure on here, especially concerning sex with women.
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>>58790352
Alright till yanks showed up mate.
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>>58790340
Manlet detected.
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>>58790340
>be me
>be tall and white

jej.

fuck off rasheed.
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>>58790378
What's on your mind?
You sound bothered.
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I'm a 21 year old romantic addicted to life
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>>58790103
how can i get benzos
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>>58790352
It feels like it's about to kick off with the yanks so brace yourself.

One seems to be autistically trying to start shit on your behalf.
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>>58790337
I'm 5 foot 11, you're like 3 inches taller than me. Not really a massive difference. I've never been bothered by height at all, and yet you go on about it.
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not sure why that serbian /fa/ australian posts on /brit/
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>>58790403
Just shed a tear mate that hundreds of thousands of American loyalists were forced to live in Canada.
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>>58790248

good lad
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>>58790419
i've not seen him in months
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>>58790414
>One seems to be autistically trying to start shit on your behalf.
Nothing new really.
Anti-banter autists are always here.
Plus /brit/s cute when they get hostile towards us.
>>58790424
>that hundreds of thousands of American loyalists were forced to live in Canada.
What did those fucking leaves do now?
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>>58790436
didnt ask for your opinion
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>>58790415
k, don't remember asking your height?

you sound insecure about it.

i was just wondering how someone 5'2 could play football...
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>>58790350
The fact that Brits haven't made their own chan would say otherwise

Get out
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>>58790381
lmaoo
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>>58790455
my fricking face when
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>>58790419
Cause he's a /fa/ggot
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>>58790457
>a poster called "190cm master race" makes a post about height

ok m8
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>>58790464
>Brits haven't made their own chan
http://britfa.gs/
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>>58790413

Buckledbonzi.
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>Of course I believe Northern Ireland should remain united with Great Britain, what sort of swinish ignoramus would say otherwise?
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>>58790454
They stole your people 2bh mate.
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>>58790457
I'm 5'3" and I play basketball, I can't see a problem with football
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>>58790457
what does height have to do with kicking balls
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
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>>58790457
You are literally the most insecure person in Britain regarding height
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still waiting for my parcel

i double checked and it's definitely not a public holiday today
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How does Janny feed his family?
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>>58790486
Alright, just called the CIA, they're on it.
Appreciate the info lad.
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>>58790512
I stole it
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>>58790485
fuck off yank
don't need your opinion on my country
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>>58790497
Reaching them
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>>58790464
What's your deal friend? Did a British man steal a girl you were into? If so then she wasn't worth your time anyway.
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I>>58790373

Forgot to add virgin.
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>>58790481
So stay there
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>>58790525
You from NI then lad?
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>>58790549
yep
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im muslim
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>>58790454
YANKS ARE ALL FAT!
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>>58790528
a midfield playmaker doesn't really need to win many headers
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>>58790479
>>58790511
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>>58790540
If we gassed all the Brits here we wouldn't have to hear so much about what you all had for breakfast anymore
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>>58790565
Rasheed
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>>58790569
pillarsofthewesternsociety.jpeg
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>>58790481
>Bear Grylls is a fucking nonce
>Remember in the early days we would mock him almost daily?

How and why do brits have a specific fixation on this hack?
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>>58790485
Fae too late at night for a "Norn Iron should be Irish/British" episode. Try again tomorrow.
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>>58790564
How would you solve the NI situation since you live there?
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>>58790415

I'm 5' 7" and my brother is 6' and very stocky and i reckon i could still take him.

I have once before.
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>>58790618
bite his kneecaps
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>>58790496
maybe if you're a girl

>>58790497
uch this meme

not bothering
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>>58790615
Wall us off from everyone else. Let us wallow happily in our racist, homophobic, xenophobic filth.
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>>58790618
>I'm 5' 7" and my brother is 6
half brother*
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>>58790618
Do you train MMA?
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cara desu baka senpai
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>>58790628
I can be whatever you want, sugar
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>>58790615
status quo is the only solution for now i'm afraid. any change would cause a mass chimpout. this place is extremely volatile.
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>>58790618
take him up the arse maybe

>>58790628
how is it a meme tho
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>>58790618
a difference of a few inches rarely makes much of a difference in a real fight which usually involves a few shitty punches until it pretty much instantly descends into grappling until someone ends up on top on the floor
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under?
Screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
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JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP
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>>58790671
DID MAN KICK BALL
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>>58790665
Is it true it's dangerous in some places to be Protestant/Catholic. It seems so far from normal British life I almost can't believe it.
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>>58790671
You'd like that, wouldn't you queer.
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>>58790588
>we wouldn't have to hear so much about what you all had for breakfast anymore
Is this something that we do and I haven't noticed?
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>>58790683
ssshh
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*throws plasma grenade at grav lift*
*sticks you and gets a double kill*
this is going straight onto the fileshare lads
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>>58790569
Wew.
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>>58790599
>How and why do brits have a specific fixation on this hack?

ikr hahahaha imagine having the leader of your country going on a tv show with him, the brits truly are obsessed with him
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>>58790697
It's exaggerated, but some cunts in the mood for a fight would take you if they heard the wrong surname. Only in the shittiest of the shit areas though.
Most tensions arise from nationialist/loyalist these days.
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>>58790599
He is still around? He is an American TV star, just like current year man. Most people probably haven't even heard of them.
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>>58790705
no, other countries go on about what we have for breakfast
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>>58790419
who?
post a pic
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Ban me faggots i'll fuckin kill ya swear on me mum
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>>58790687
how does height affect man kicking ball
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> wake up at 9
> Hmm might as well sleep in for a bit it's my day off
> wake up at 11

fuck
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>>58790742
don't have one

jet black hair, looks very pretentious
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>>58790720
If we start posting pictures of fat opposites I bet you run out before I do.
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*blows the janny conch*

BRRRRRRRRRRRTT
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>>58790732
>It's exaggerated
Dare you to walk from the Newlodge into Tigers Bay. Or from the Shankill into Ardoyne. Bonus, wear a football shirt from Glasgow while you do it. Let me know how exaggerated it is.
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Where do i get a Zombie gf?
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>>58790776
might be me ngl
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>>58790785
I said in the shittiest areas. You named the shittiest areas.
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>Australia's former Prime Minister Bob Hawke derived genuine political benefits from the fact he once set a record for drinking beer as fast as possible in the 1950's
>Several Australian politicians including Tony Abbott have followed his example, being seen necking (or "skulling") beer as fast as possible

Why the fuck is Australia so based? It's like some banterous Brits decided to form their own country
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>>58790727
No, boss nigger did not appear on Bear Grills, that can't be true.

Did he drink his own piss?
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>>58790813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM9vyZM-YOM

please reign in your obsession mate
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>>58790740
Yeah but jf are obsessed with us and I don't care what they have to say as they are beneath us.
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>>58790791
post the pic you always post then
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REEEEEEE

BAN ME YOU USELESS FUCKS
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rate desktop lads
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*raises 'assistance required' flag*

>>58790808
there's videos of it on youtube tbf
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>>58790808
>It's like some banterous Brits decided to form their own country
close, they were so banterous that they were kicked them out of britain
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>>58790808

Tony Abbot is a fucking madman desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPVCKnkKWA
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>>58790787
Leave your house, all women are brainless zombies.
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>>58790848
quite good
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>>58790848
>anime
zhang
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>>58790808
he necked a beer at the cricket like 4 years ago at age 83 hahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU
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>>58790803
Where the fuck isn't a shitty area? Even the poncey uni students in South Belfast will brick a chink in the face just for being a chink. Name a loyalist place in Belfast you'd feel comfortable in a Celtic shirt. Name a Republican place in Belfast you'd feel comfortable in a Rangers shirt. You know fine rightly there's no real inbetween areas. There's a reason we have peace walls.
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>>58790866
both posh private school twats
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help me i am stuck in 4chan
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>>58790766

lighter players move faster, have better agility and win more frees.
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>>58790890
> mfw the British Empire rek'd the Spanish """""""empire""""""
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>>58790839
Damn.
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>>58790778
There is a whole internet of fat people pictures we'd probably never run out.
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>>58790766
Pros
- better touch
- better balance
- better dribble

cons
literally everything else
- can't kick ball as far
- need to have very good positioning at 5'2 but is impossible as you'll get banged the fuck out instantly
- won't win any aerial duel
- will lose every 50/50 due to shorter legs
- shit sprint speed
- ball needs to be passed to his feet and so can be read very easily

list goes on
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>>58790882
Jesus fucking Christ it sounds awfu 2bh. Do you just stick to your areas or do you have to live in fear?
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>>58790873

Very good. Made me chuckle lad
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Hey there my fellow redditors! Am I shadowbanned? Just needed to quickly check. Jannies amirite?
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wonder if that underage-looking heroin addict australian still posts
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>>58790901
grow up
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>>58790766

taller and heavier players obvo have aadvantage in defence. Or in attack as a target man in
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>>58790937
Just stick to your own areas. They're plainly marked with either a union flag or a tricolour, plus there's invisible lines people know not to cross. I like it here.

>>58790923
>Won't win any aerial duels
Tim Cahill.
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>>58790956
why are you trying to filter him out
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>>58789621
What helmets are the two in the back that look like pilot's helmets?
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>>58790951

What is her right eye looking at?
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>>58790879
amazing lel. NEED to go to straya for a couple of months tbqh think i'd fit right in
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don't reply to him lads
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>>58790951
No janny so far, they seem to work in weird shifts and there are large blocks of zero moderation while other times we have jannies in our own general and everything out of line goes instantly.

Why do you want to get banned?
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>>58790923
Nigga Just Kick The Ball Lmao
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doing a poo
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>>58790982
Do people move there often? I can't see many people finding it appealing.
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>>58790923
can tell you've never actually played football
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>>58790808
Ogher Irish influence.
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REMINDER
reminder

REMINDER
reminder
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>>58790988
Security
>mfw I knew this offhand after not playing Halo for years
wew
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>>58790882
What the fuck mate, of course nobody would wear those clothes in those areas. That's just blatant provocation. I'm just saying that I can go wherever I like without being harassed these days - the situation here has improved immensely in these years. You're making it sound like this place is some sort of death trap when the crime rate is actually pretty similar to the rest of the UK.
And yeah, racism is a bit of an issue, but I think you're being a bit hyperbolic on the 'brick a chink, story. I usually read the papers, and I never hear too much about that.
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i kind of feel like my life is sort of beginning to head its way in the right direction.... at least a little it....
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>>58790866
>You're not saying anything Tony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUNEsSdy_g
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literally never going to ireland in my life since I'm clueless about who hates who over there so I'll probably get killed
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>>58790982
tim cahill is 5'10 and has been noted for his jumping ability.

>>58791042
oh ye gr8 proof behind your statement.
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>>58791027
They try. They tend to get burned out of their homes or have windows bricked or get a visit from some balaclavas. There's a reason why we're the whitest country in the West. Great for upcoming tech companies and big established ones too though. They love Belfast because we churn out Comp Sci students for fun.
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>>58790882
Shithole.
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>>58790994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se7RDuURNXA

this is him doing it two years ago cheered on by the ritchies
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hey dudes

jad T jones here


AMA
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>>58791064
>>mfw I knew this offhand after not playing Halo for years

That being said, how were you supposed to get the Hayabusa helms? By collecting all the skulls?
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why does martin never try to go out with lisa? or even vice-versa

he's far more suited to her then milhouse
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>>58791099
Would you go Belfast
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>>58791119
god bless australia
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>>58791150
meant the entire island
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>>58791108
So if you aren't white you'll have your house burned? Do you accept whites moving in or do you have a locals only policy?
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>>58791148
more research is required
>>
that recon helmet triggers me

I almost got that in Halo 3, a whole day of trying with friends online, ten seconds away from finally finishing, then one little shit unplugged his and his brother's xbox

I wish he died
>>
>>58790993
It's being drawn to Jamal the lighting assistant.

>>58791011
Some day the Aussies will accept my permanent residence application, I just have to prove myself.
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>>58791188
shut up nerd
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>>58791188
>caring about imaginary pixels
hhhh
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>>58791068
> I'm just saying that I can go wherever I like without being harassed these days
Mate, you literally just admitted you can't wear a T-shirt or risk getting beaten half to death. I get that this is normal for us, but that's not normal for most. Most people don't take news of a bomb in the city centre with a tut and complaining about having to walk 5 mins around it.

>brick a chink story is hyperbolic
http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/debateni/fionola-meredith/no-excuses-for-race-hate-30208524.html
Spoiler: It actually happened.
>>
>>58791205
just move to perth like literally every other yarp hahaahaha
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sniff my pillow
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> white people exist IRL
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>>58791129
yea although flaming was reserved for bungie employees
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>>58791177
Poles and other Eastern Europeans get a similar welcome to the non-white ones. They'll often spray paint something like "local homes for local people" over the house when they catch wind an immigrant is moving in.
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>>58791243

>white 'people'
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do you smoke, /brit/?
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>>58791227
Fuck, feel like I'm being blown out here. I guess I'm just too used to this place. Whereabouts are you from anyway? You seem more streetwise than me.
>>
all smokers are rude fucking cunts
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>when /brit/ turns /pol/

yeah im going to bed now, bye.
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>>58791114
Go get gay married, faggot.
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>>58791319
> tfw a whole 2cm taller than you

fuck off manlet
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>>58791281
Do people from Britain or ROI get the same treatment or are they more accepted in loyalist/republican communities? I'm sorry for asking so many questions but it's so alien to me I'm fascinated.
>>
What's wrong with /pol/, I haven't been on in months.
>>
>>58791236
m8 it's actually better here I was just memeing
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>>58791108
>Great for upcoming tech companies and big established ones too though. They love Belfast because we churn out Comp Sci students for fun.

Kek no, you're a shithole.
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gonna do a fresh OS install lads hahaahah
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>>58791297
Norf Belfaust lyk wah. You hear everything through the grapevine because of how community-intensive places like this are. Everyone knows someone who knows someone with an armalite, so to speak.
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>>58791349
fuck off yannie
>>
>>58791349
>m8 it's actually better here I was just memeing

did the niggers become less black or something? ahahahah fuck you south africa apartheid was the answer
>>
changing my name to tony soprano
>>
>>58791327
Oh noes!! Gays can get married. Are you an Arab??
>>
i wonder what old people think about all this new SJW shite, like gender changing and that
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>>58791407
i am desu
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>>58789621
Hello there brits.
Could you explain the concept of TV licenses to me?
>>
>>58791099

Retard.
>>
>>58791339
Englishmen won't be accepted, for the most part, in Republican areas. Likewise for Irishmen in Loyalist areas. Gets real dangerous for those types over the summer if they get caught in a Fleadh or a bonfire.

>>58791355
Yes, yes, we know you're angry that we're whiter and more nationalist than you gay marriage poofs down there. You don't need to make it so apparent all the time.
>>
>>58791432
Rasheed

have you ever driven up to the cool mountains around the north and around/into oman?
>>
>>58791442
scaremongering to get people to fund the bbc without adverts
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>>58791442
It funds the bbc
>>
>>58791442
You pay a fee for owning a TV that can view live TV a year, it is less for black and white TV's. By paying it you fund the ad-free BBC. If you use BBC Iplayer you can still watch the BBC without paying but you can't view the live stuff. The government want to change this though.
>>
what if animals with lower life spans than hour experience the world so much more richly and deeply that a year feels like centuries to them
>>
>>58791407
No, I'm a Catholic, you fucking heretical traitor.
>>
>>58791442
>TV licenses
literally happens in all of europe
>>
>>58791469
not me personally but I went to oman, they have castles and shit its cool
>>
>>58791468
are australians/nz'ers accepted there or are they disliked too
>>
>>58791506
would like to travel to some obscure place one day
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> Wake up
> Turn on TV

> OH NO I DON'T HAVE MY TV LICENSE

> Oh wait, I live in a free responsible country, I don't need that here haha
>>
>>58791468
So Englishmen are accepted in loyalist areas?
>>
my normie m8 told me he's going to confess to defrauding over $10,000 dollarydoos from centrelink

reckon he'll go to jail?
>>
>>58791468
What you hun cunt?

We're literally hundreds of times better than you lot

Even you NNationalists which are basically Brits.

Opposition to gay marriage makes you a terrorist and Muslim too.

kek

KEK

K_E_K
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>>58791536
ya heres a pic but its vertical(made it for the gram
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>>58791470
>>58791476
>>58791494
>>58791498
Thanks for the quick explanation!
Interesting how the BBC is ad-free over there.
>>
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>>58791398
>fahck owf yeh cahnt
pic related when I hear a kangaroo accent

>>58791401
the kaffirs are still bad bongman but they're better than fucking aussies
>>
>>58791442
90% of countries operate a similar system

why are you obsessed with us again?
>>
>>58791589
probably or face suspended sentence with a large fine

never, ever fuck the government out of shekels. they will always catch you and fist your arsehole dry
>>
>>58791532
Never met one. Long way to travel just to end up in Belfast. I can't imagine they'd be hated though. Their incessant habit of bantering about things that shouldn't be bantered about would get them in trouble though. You cunts would be far too prone to a cheeky Tiocfaidh ár lá in a loyalist pub, just to see the reaction, for your own good.
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>>58791442
>>
lads janny personally sent me a strongly worded email trying to persuade me not to post anymore
he's lost his nut
>>
>>58791611
Three hundred years of regrets old chap.
>>
>>58791599
wow mean 2bh
>>
heh, nothing personnel, /brit/
>>
>>58791591
(Cantina band intensifies)
>>
>>58791355

Kek, a Belfast man is worth half a Corkman. Even being subsidised to fuck.

Kek

A FUCKING CORKMAN

KEK
>>
>>58791667
sorry lad it was a bit rude in retrospect
>>
>>58791701
>>58791701
>>58791701
>>58791701
done a new
>>
>tfw watch old history channel and discovery documentaries and they were really good
>now these channels just show reality shows


what the fuck ahppened. the jews really got these channels by the balls shaking my head
>>
>mfw Northern Ireland
>>
>>58791590
>Calling me a gun while approving of gay "marriage"
I can't even insult you by calling you Ian Paisley because even that crazy old cunt had the sense to oppose fags. You're lower than a Norn Irish hun and that's fucking saying something, you faggot.

>>58791572
Yes. Though not in Republican areas. For reference, these areas are often about 10 second walk from each other with no physical barrier between. Have an "English" mate who near got jumped at a Fleadh for not sounding Northern Irish enough.
>>
ummm excuse me lads i made a new thread please stop posting here thx sweetie x :)
>>
>/int/ is now one of the most active boards on 4chan

when did this happen?
>>
>>58791497
>No, I'm a Catholic,
Nah I'm not you fedora retard.

Guess retardation and living in Norn Direland go hand in hand.
>>
>>58791695
>He's literally from Dublin
Oh dear. I'm so sorry to hear that Ahmed Al-Babsi-O'Reilly (gay married to Jamal Murphy)
>>
>>58791764
Looks like somebody can't read. Want to try that again, Mohammad?
>>
>>58791740
Kek you're such Muslims.
>>
>>58791842
0.1% Muslim here. Enjoying that big ol' Dublin mosque, Mohammad the "moderate" gay nigger?
>>
>>58791818
>Looks like somebody can't read. Want to try that again, Mohammad?
Yeah you.

>Mohammad

Kek you literally are Muslims.

KEK

K E K

K_E_K
>>
>>58791943
You can keep trying to save face, but you'll always be a dirty Dublin nigger that's lower than a Norn Irish hun.
>>
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STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD
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>>58791878
nah I live in a tiny village of 300 people.

But you Have fuck all muslims but still act like them and KEK

You
basically are muslims
Lol
>>
>>58792036
The more you say "kek" in a passive aggressive manner, the more pathetic you appear. You literal faggot. Don't come crying to me when you're overrun by the slime.
>>
>>58792090
kek
>>
>>58792090
>wahh wahh
Shure thing.Mohammad
>>
>>58792264
Remember this day when you and your husband are being lined up along the edge of a roof and nudged in the back with AKs.
>>
>>58792290
Remember this day Masterbaiter when your city subsidisezed to shite is worth half of a Corkman a Corkman LOL since you're the same as a muslim

REKT

Get fucked Masterbaiter.
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