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dilly ding dilly ding dilly edingtion
cara
karen
vardy
>>58786706
this 2bh
>>58786706
This 2bh
>>58786688
Where did you get the Leicester proxy from, fellow lifelong?
Anything new happening with that plane story? Seems pretty interesting.
>>58786768
unironically live here but not a leicester fan hahahaha
>mfw based enda tells all the Irish in the UK to vote stay
stay cucked rorkes
>tfw he finally asks you out
>>58786706
Leicester are fucking shit and their success makes a mockery of the EPL and football in general
>>58786804
Are you a glory hunting twat or just an abnormie who doesn't like footy?
>>58786811
Voting remain is the careful and considered position desu, eurosceptic =/= europhobia
Shaun of the Dead is the best movie ever made!
>>58786830
>this butthurt yid literally on pooicide watch
hey poleaboo link me your blog
>>58786847
the former but i didn't grow up here t︃bh or else i would've supported leicester
>>58786847
tbf living in a place doesn't mean you support them
i've moved since I was a lad but still support the team that was local to me when young/grew up supporting
>>58786824
haha, I don't know that feel as I am not homosexual nor have I been asked out
Kasper & Danny & Wes & Robert & Christian & Danny & Ngolo & Marc & Riyad & Shinji & Jamie
>>58786913
have all been doping
>>58786824
You better be a grill
>>58786891
Who?
>>58786892
Fair point
I used to like football but it's such a women's sport now. in a few years they'll probably ban contact altogether.
at least Gaelic football isn't cucked
>>58786824
:( need a boyfriend really badly
>tfw you remove your back hair and then bend over
Feels good to feel the fabric glide against your back, gives me a little tingle
>>58786886
Poleaboo isn't sharing his new blog with anyone
Reasons should be obvious
>>58786913
syston?
>>58786820
Modern Monetary Theory is subset of Post-Keynesian Economics that deals almost exclusively with Macro so it would be suitable for somebody like you. Post-Keynesian economics is the school of economics which is most loyal to true Keynes but expands on Keynes.
Neo-Keynesian economics has absolutely nothing to do with traditional Keynesian economics and is just Neoclassical microeconomics with a very small touch of Keynesian economics that fits the Neoclassical assumptions while disregarding everything else.
Don't bother with Neo-Keynesianism. If you want "the state can intervene to correct market failure", begin by understanding the monetary system. Learn MMT.
I'm not the economics research guy by the way.
always wear a bandana on my wrist when I have a watch on because it lessens the feel of metal on my skin and metal on my skin makes it feel like jewellery and i ahve a phobia of jewellery
>>58786975
gaelic football is full of gaa pricks who think they're the fucking bee's knees neopostic shits fuck them
>>58787001
>Poleaboo isn't sharing his new blog with anyone
Nobody?
>Got to be on the train to work at 6:30 this morning
>Not even brushed me teeth yet
We wuz kings.
>I used to like football but it's such a women's sport now. in a few years they'll probably ban contact altogether.
>at least Gaelic football isn't cucked
had a good game of verdun lads
>>58787004
Lesta, lifelong
>>58787035
No one
Can't have those pics or the things I say linked to me
>>58787028
i don't play it lad, I don't want to lose my teeth
I enjoy watching it more and more desu. too much rolling around in football these days
really wish poleaboo would fuck off or put a trip on so i could filter him
>>58787063
hmm ahh i see
>>58786811
I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
The only paki that can pull off being a sissy is Zayn
might buy the daily mail tomorrow
thoughts?
is it as bad as people say or is that just a lefty myth?
>>58787049
>>>/reddit/
>>58787078
So it's public? At least give us a hint. Is it tumblr or wordpress?
>>58787092
Filter the word poleaboo you fucking mong
so la's
i don't think /147/ liked me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCp_3zw-CxA
*candyflips at work tomorrow*
>>58787121
It's appalling.
>>58786860
>movie
Fuck off yank.
>>58787136
dont care
sling your hook you wanker
>>58787117
I've seen some cute paki lads on Tinder here ngl
>>58787128
>>>/ita/
>>58787132
i've tried that but the fucker made threads with his name in them
>>58787117
Stop confusing sissies and trannies
Completely different things
>>58787129
No
I do not want it found
If anyone does find it, I'll just start a new one
*says nasty things to you*
>>58787182
Well then
Went to lake district today. Comfy as fuck that place. Also great roads for ragging the shit out of me car.
why do trannies think theyre anything but socially accepted depraved perverts?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36165290
>DC Comics and Warner Bros have found themselves at the heart of Hollywood's latest debate about "whitewashing".
Remember that making a white character black = progressive
And making a black character white = racist
>>58787168
if you don't like me don't reply to my posts
don't start un-needed aggro
>>58787296
Reported for speeding :)
may 2nd: still no gf
>>58787217
link us the old one then lad.
>>58787308
I'll feed you one
>>58787303
Poleaboo made this himself
>>58787339
>may 2nd
FOY
knew the son of a vicar who ended up turning into a tranny
strange world
>>58787366
>jew is a race
urgh...
>>58787366
>>58787343
poleaboo.wordpress.com
>>58787376
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6SNGR0Ud_A
hmmm
just don't reply lads
literally reply to lisicki instead of him
>>58787401
Would you rather he said "semitic"?
It is, you retarded tea-sipping bomb shelter-roach
>>58787401
If your mother is jewish you are jewish no matter if you're a muslim, practicising jew, atheist or christian
>>58787401
Jews are semitic, and the white ones are eastern europeans
>>58787472
most people mean ashkenazis when they say jews
>>58787336
You fucking Grass.
>>58787301
Because they are mentally ill.
>>58787491
>the white ones are eastern europeans
but still semitic in origin
lads going to start an independent study tomorrow do some science I think. Maybe get published in nature.
What shall my study be on? (must be biological)
I will credit you in the citations
>>58787471
What have I done to make you hate me so?
Did you used to post in /epl/? I remember an Australian cunt from back then
>>58787472
>>58787473
>>58787491
jews, muslims, christians, atheists
they're not a race.
>>58787535
link between facial appearance and personality
>>58787535
How many times one man can wank in a day
just generally shitting up the thread, that's what
>>58787303
>the race of one of the characters may be changed.
THE WESTS ARE WHITE REEEEEE FUCKING WALLY WEST AND HIS SISTER ARE WHITE CHARACTERS THAT WERE BLACKWASHED FOR THE TV PROGRAMME!
Fucking BBC kikes.
every episode of kitchen nightmares is literally the same
>>58787535
race
>>58787301
it's strange. they want to be seen as the opposite, but they come out as trans instead. they'll never be seen as whatever they want to be - just humoured.
>>58787535
the third eye
>>58787531
Are you telling me a Belarusian Jew would be considered semitic, even with light hair and eyes
>>58787552
Muslims aren't a race
Christians aren't a race
Atheists aren't a race
Jews are debatably a race
>>58787005
cheers, i'll look into it.
Kek'd
>>58787587
never said they were, just said they originally were, and gradually got whiter
>>58787594
Muslims are created by God
Christians are evolved from pigs
Atheists are evolved from dirt
Jews are evolved from apes
>>58787303
>Next story "woman card, get's you 20% off and government to make your decisions for you"
Why do people think that the BBC isn't an extreme left propaganda merchant? It's like a parody at this point.
>>58787555
really good suggestion, I've done some faciocranial stuff before so I woudln't be starting with zero knowledge.
>>58787562
probably been done extensively before
>>58787578
what about race?
>>58787584
not sure about this one
I'll go out and get some equipment tomorrow.
I see all these pricks saying shit to me eyeing me up trying to start a fight
Should I respond to their provocations to prove my masculinity lads, especially in front of women?
im going underground
>>58787339
>may 2nd
Fuck off yank.
>>58787594
no
races - white, brown, black, yellow.
I might take continental and sub continental as races.
however, religion does not have races.
trying to have a wank but not getting as hard as I'd like to
>>58787656
>really good suggestion
do it lad
just make sure it hasn't been done before
it genuinely interests me, and before I started asking on 4chan, I thought it was a 'skill' that everyone could do
>>58787647
>saying someone's name is banter
>>58787651
standard level of scientific comprehension I would expect from a mudshit
>>58787656
investigate the link between the pineal gland and the third eye lad
>>58787699
Just stop talking when you obviously don't have a fucking clue what you're on about
>>58787669
Do people in Ireland wear those masks casually and not get stopped by the police immediately?
love the fact that multiple japanese idols have turned to JAV
>>58787716
He was questioning his managerial appointment before the start of the season - since being proven wrong by the fact he took them to the title against the odds.
less funny when you have to explain it
>tfw you buy oranges from morrisons and they're hard as fucking rocks again
brilliant
>>58787572
Yeah, people hated the episode where Gordon Ramsey redecorated and sold a holiday cottage in Cornwall, so he mostly just gives advice to restaurant owners now.
>>58787709
Ok, I'll write up a few potential methods tomorrow and post about this again later. Having some ideas but I think my biggest problem is going to be how to measure personality objectively with numbers.
Measuring attractiveness is easy enough
but also other features like friendly or scary appearence could be factored in.
Keep you posted.
>>58787749
ahh yes all of those japanese idols we know
>>58787699
Whites and browns are the same race, both Caucasoid
>>58787756
It would be less cringy if they didn't have matchstick arms and could actually use the katana really well.
>>58787778
don't get them from the freezer section next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY
What did they mean by this?
taking a look
*explores sexuality*
need a bf lads
>>58787736
but I'm right.
you're just being a bigot.
>>58787799
they weren't lad
I left these out for a bit too, its just luck if you get a tasty soft one or some shitty hard one
woah woah it's 1am already? bit nuts haha
>>58787814
>>58787815
very good
having scrambled eggs with crumpets for the 2nd time today lads
>>58787716
That was his reaction when Leicester appointed him as manager last year, today they won it because Tottenham took Son off for some reason
>>58787704
Got you covered paddreig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyXv8HeAIY
relaxing throwback lads
They wrote an article about me and my wife's son
https://www.gq.com/story/son-survives-hiv-injected-by-father-brian-stewart?
>>58787834
gay posting hours?
>>58787824
Yes i'm a bigot by knowing that there are more ethnicities than "black, yellow, brown and white"
off you fuck gordon brown
hmm
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/kau/cas/5535030889.html
>>58787756
I never noticed how skinny his arms are until >>58787795 mentioned it. Those clothes must be at least three sizes too large
rate my gf
>>58787875
Gordon Brown has been the best PM of the 21st century.
cba replying to your fedora posts.
>>58787886
sizes don't just go by arm size
if he got 3 sizes smaller his t-shirt would be too short
>>58787894
She is above average in looks.
Good for you.
>you will never form a mischievous gang with nicola sturgeon and leanne wood which has secret meetings in a treehouse where you discuss how you will disrupt british politics
It is i
>>58787883
My hatred for you personally knows no bounds
>>58787915
so good he couldn't win a single election and had to have the leadership handed to him instead of actually running for it lmao
fuck off you contrarian fedora bellend
getting absolutely niggered tonight
>go to RT video on Leicester win
>see this in comments
everything in order
>>58787894
she's like 18 and she looks about 35 already
>>58787938
it is he, it is he!
this gets the pineal gland going
Three Main Races:
Caucasoids: From Europe, North Africa and the Middle East.
Mongoloids: From Eastern Asia and America.
Negroids: From Africa.
Due to migration and conquest, most races are now all over the place. For example, America is now mostly inhabited by Caucasoids, due to Europeans settling in North America, and the Spanish going pretty much everywhere in South America.
>>58787915
not an argument
was in a car crash and now my back is fucked
can i claim any bennies
>>58787957
>hur dur hur personality
literally wtf has that got to do with anything?
because he wasn't popular with your typical sun reader?
can't wait until this politically correct meme is over
can't wait until this mathematically correct meme is over
>>58787996
Hello yes
did you just wake up from the 19th century after being frozen in ice on your failed Mt Everest climb?
>>58787917
It wouldnt' be that short, it's bunched up at the bottom, his jeans are massive too. You can get extra long but narrow shirts for beanpoles too.
qt came up and had lunch with me at work today
been fantasizing about that happening for months and it finally happened.
>>58787996
>putting me in the same group as poleaboo
dont do this
>>58787999
He might have been popular with them if he was a good pm, the fact his popularity peaked before took over from Blair says it all
>>58787999
Personality and charisma has a large amount to do with being a leader in a democracy
i'm not sure if you're aware but if a leader doesn't win elections he doesn't get to lead anything
fucking absolute mongoloid twat that's done 2 years of a politics degree at an absolute shite uni and thinks you know everything
literally fuck off
underemployed, lads.
>>58787981
yea u nigga fuck u think i mean bruh
>>58788070
Same but i like it its comfy i get most of the week off
>>58787795
it would be more cringy if it was real
>>58787981
Gabagool
s'pose I'll smoke a joint and shoot some people on battlefield
starting getting good with the LMG's now and I can hardly see a reason to use an assault rifle anymore
>>58788031
a girl just straight up came up to you and had lunch? without warning or anything?
>Obtained 3 (THREE) of her friends facebook accounts
>Got locked out of each and every single one of them
Fuck sake
s'pose I'll drink a pint and annex some territory on EUIV
starting getting a stable well funded military now and I can hardly see a reason to use Mercenaries anymore
>>58788057
It's true though. White people are the closest to Arabs, Persians and other ethnicities from the ME.
>>58788068
>>58788069
end of the day, he was fat and ugly.
UK is full of superficial bellends controlled by social media.
Gordon Brown did the best he could in a shit situation and had the best performance of any PM of the 21st century.
Got an interview at 9:40 and probably gonna fuck it up lol
>>58788161
not genetically
3-race is a mild meme, not as spicy as numerous races.
>>58788119
tbf back when I used to eat in a dining hall I would just go up to groups of 2-3 approachable qt's and ask if I could eat with them. They would always say yes and I sometimes met some interesting new people
>>58788170
Agreed
Blair left Gordon in the shit, there wasn't much he could have done about it
>>58788170
>He was unpopular because he was fat and ugly
Explain Bojo then
interviewing a lad at 9:40 and probably not gonna give him the job lol
>>58788155
Thought that said a pint and some xanax at first
OH GOD
HELP LADS
>>58788195
u dont know SHIT about genetics senpai
explain homologous recombination to me
>>58788209
>le quirky man
literally redit: the politician
>>58788235
looks like there's a mushroom growing out of your vagina
not to worry, just pick it
Just found skepta in b&q lads
Homologous recombination
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Depiction of chromosome 1 after undergoing homologous recombination in meiosis
Homologous recombination is a type of genetic recombination in which nucleotide sequences are exchanged between two similar or identical molecules of DNA. It is most widely used by cells to accurately repair harmful breaks that occur on both strands of DNA, known as double-strand breaks. Homologous recombination also produces new combinations of DNA sequences during meiosis, the process by which eukaryotes make gamete cells, like sperm and egg cells in animals. These new combinations of DNA represent genetic variation in offspring, which in turn enables populations to adapt during the course of evolution.[1] Homologous recombination is also used in horizontal gene transfer to exchange genetic material between different strains and species of bacteria and viruses.
>>58788235
Get out of here darkie
>>58788198
i guess if you do it in a friendzone way then there's no risk
>>58788089
To be fair, my work schedule is pretty comfy. Mostly evenings. Easy job. Not many arseholes.
But it's so depressing when I count how many weeks I've been doing this. Or look at what my successful friends are doing. Or think about the time I spent studying. Or tell my parents I'm still a fucking bartender.
>>58788255
I never said he was good, I said he was fat and ugly, yet still more popular than Brown
>>58788303
freindzone way?
I'm just eating and talking with some people I don't know, instead of eating alone. Nothing more to it
>>58788170
Don't pretend Brown didn't have a massive hand and influence on the Blair years lmao
hardly like Blair did it all independently and then brought in this new bloke brown
And another, don't give it the big one that you're super super intellectual who knows so much more than all these "superficial bellends" you see around you
no homo but we straight suckin dick out here
>>58788344
Having female friends isn't always the friendzone but abnormies won't understand
>>58788344
i mean you're not approaching girls to get sex/relationship you're just doing it to be friends
wish i wasnt so tired all the time :/ hehe
>>58788374
No homo we smoking penises!!
Can't decide how I would like to smoke tonight, lads
Any suggestions? Have papers, bowl, can grab a blunt wrap, can make a GB real quick, etc
think im gonna make some bacon and cheese
>>58788402
why are canadians so qt lads?
FUCKING yanks I swear down
Going to have to take a break from Trump General I think, they're fucking children.
>>58788381
I wasn't "trying" to make friends
plus at least half the girls I have slept with I was friends with before I shagged them.
but its not like that at all, I didnt have an agenda, I just find people interesting and would rather talk with some than not.
especially at mealtime
>>58788437
HIGH ENERGY
>Going to have to take a break from Trump General I think, they're fucking children.
>>58788458
>plus at least half the girls I have slept with I was friends with before I shagged them.
how do i achieve this master
>Legitimate concerns over an extreme increase in net migration to the point that demographics are changing before your eyes and you hardly recognise a community you grew up in?
>BIGOT!
Alri lads?
unsure weather to focus on Europe or start branching out with colonization
as is I'm waiting until my 4th idea to pick exploration
I can always fight the Papists for land latter
reeeeeee
all my relationships are so unsatisfying
>>58788374
pause
>>58788198
>tbf back when I used to eat in a dining hall I would just go up to groups of 2-3 approachable qt's and ask if I could eat with them. They would always say yes and I sometimes met some interesting new people
Reminder you can only do this if you're good looking + interesting, or else they'd run away and scream rape
>>58788437
Can't handle the energy? So sad!
I have entered the abyss.
I've bought a house in the abyss.
I'm having my post forwarded to the abyss.
>>58788481
>all my relationships
me on the left
@58788489
>post in /brit/
>get replied to by yanks
Why can't they just fuck off? Nobody wants them here.
love this girl
having some dark chocolate and fizzy apple now lads
dont buy oranges in morrisons its a jewish scam
>>58788518
I don't mean romantic relationships, I just mean relationships in general with other people.
1-9 i drink
>>58788473
>changing before your eyes and you hardly recognise a community you grew up in?
Not all of us judge people based on how they look m8
>>58788209
bojo gives moments for the social media
>le funny ebin down to earth man having a laugh XDDDD
>>58788353
>what are prime ministerial powers?
>>58788533
nigger
>>58788476
Focus on colonies.
Although there may be a time to take part of spain or france, if you time it right, and fabricate a claim in advance, and time it well.
I don't recommend fucking with the HRE. They always fuck me up when I try to blob them.
>>58788472
erm idk desu, I suppose alcohol was involved more often than not, atleast 2 or 3 times it was my s1ck dance moves that clinched it. 2 other times we had just known eachother for a while and started to "click" you might say.
that said I've never not ruined a friendship by sleeping with a girl. After I'm finished the way I feel about them always changes massively. guess its not suprising you feel a bit funny after banging your m8 eh
>>58788485
no m8 you just have to be pleasant and talk to them like you would anyone else. I'm not ugly but I'm not particularly good looking either.
>>58788533
trying to give up sweeties
pls try to keep these kinds of post to a minimum
ty
>>58788533
don't get fat lad~
got pissed off so now i'm having a cry.
pathetic.
>>58788476
Take London to dominate the channel end node, clean up the low countries as they are all high starting development
Make sure to get cape colony and then go straight for SEA, especially spice provinces.
Dominating the malacca node with 200-300 trade ships there late game (easy with dutch ideas) will net you a huge amount of money
If you want to get any colonies in the new world only get them in the carribean as they are the richest
Old world colonies > new world colonies
because of the colonial nation mechanic meaning you get less direct benefit from new world colonies and they can rebel and easily split away
>>58788612
diet starts tomorrow
>>58788611
soz
>>58788618
what are we crying about?
>>58788618
What's wrong?
>>58788618
*spoons you*
*pets your hair*
Lads, normies, reee, Thoughts?
>>58788575
>How they look is the only difference
>Culture and religion don't exist
spicy meme
>>58788603
>you just have to be pleasant
aka be good looking
>>58788647
Naw
>>58788646
*its a hologram*
>>58788650
no m8 personality is key
>>58788649
>Culture and religion don't exist
If people don't break the law, why should I care?
>>58788525
she looks like a spastic
and who fucking cares about tits
>>58788618
*unzips my trousers*
time for you to get pissed on as well lad *winks*
>>58788685
I think she's quite beautiful desu
>>58788525
I want to worship her feet, so bad
Urghhshb2hdehd3edoiue
Why am I me???? ffs
>>58788674
listen buddy, i'm not your m8
and you're wrong.
>>58788682
Don't care if you care because I care and many others do too
>>58788601
Empire is a mess
I'm allied with France and we have crushed the Empire's forces numerous times already since they hate my guts
plus now the Reformation is breaking it up and the Emperor is tiny ass Saxony who has zero power to do anything
Plus I'm a proddy (reformed) and so is half the Empire at this point including the two largest states
>>58788627
I already dominate the Channel node
might go for Africa/Asia then
was thinking of invading some native shitholes in Brazil since that's all I have revealed
>>58788663
*crys*
>tfw believe in solipsism, past lives, karma, reincarnation
hope my next life is more interesting than this
>>58788119
i know her, it wasn't some random girl.
she saw me eating lunch alone outside, we struck up a conversation, she grabbed her food and asked me how long i had and sat down with me and we talked for a good 15 minutes. i-it was pretty nice actually.
>>58788721
You care what other people do even if they're not breaking the law?
What are you, fucking Stalin????
>>58788720
well okay then, I understand how you feel
>>58788729
*spoons you*
*pets your hair*
im the king of xcom
here's your fedora post solipsism dude
>>58788749
Yes because breaking the law is the only thing that matters in life, very impressive
>>58788748
pics of said girl mah nigga
>>58788738
hajeed
>>58788640
>>58788642
I just got angry and then out of nowhere I started crying, and now I can't stop.
>>58788738
Hope I get reincarnated as an intelligent, attractive, talented normie in the era of intergalactic travel 2bh.
>>58788756
calls you master
at this point i don't even feel like I could do a job if I had one
>>58788806
will only happen if you are a decent person in your current life
have a feeling I used to be a cat
>>58788771
not an argument
>>58788776
I never said it's the only thing that matters. But if the law allows for people to do things, you complaining about people exercising their liberty to do those things is absurd.
>>58788815
you forgot your meme stars, friend
>>58788818
Depends on your skills 2bh mate. There are easier jobs you can do.
>>58788824
I think I'm pretty decent. Hopefully I have enough karma built up.
Why a kot?
young nigga move that dope
>>58788525
She looks like a whore to me.
>>58788723
Cape, Caribbean, and east indies are all high value colonies. If you think you can do it, think about taking over Germany with the french. It's a lot harder than it seems though. They may be micro-nations and city states, but they are developed as fuck, and can raise armies quickly.
Going to take a break from life and just have a read. Hopefully when I'll feel better then.
>>58788781
no, on the off chance that shes on /int/ tonight i dont want to breech her trust
>>58788857
I could fuck up the simplest task if I had the motivation to do it in the first place
Just got home lads fucking amazing
>>58788851
*cums on ur face*
fuck "
of" twat
>Going to take a break from life and just have a read. Hopefully when I'll feel better then.
>>58788887
>>58788887
breach*
>>58788896
Sounds like your main problem is a lack of confidence
>>58788878
Would you kiss a british boy whilst listening to nigga music :3
>>58788818
Poleaboo knows he can't
>>58788896
This kind of negative attitude won't bring you success mate.
>>58788896
If you believe you'll fail before you try something, you'll never attempt anything.
In effect, you'll guarantee your own failure.
>>58788896
you need to read several self help books and start dreaming up owning a successful restaurant chain
is cheeky spliff lad here?
>tfw used to love the eddie stobart documentaries
im genuinely autistic
>>58788938
I show no love to homo thugs
>>58788818
Me neither. I'm entirely incompetent at everything.
baking soda I got baking soda
imagine actually be a /lifelong/, cant imagine how those people have been feeling all season and are feeling tonight. lot of lesteranian grandfathers crying their eyes out tonight
>>58788883
>taking Germany
naw not really interested in blobbing too much beyond the Low Countries in Europe
mostly just breaking up the German states and other big powers + gaining Vassals
>>58788980
This
why am I so useless at following simple instructions
i always get muddled up and confused
>>58788990
legit made me blush at your qt autism
>>58789020
Me too. I think it's autism.
>>58789020
you over complicate it
simplify things as much as possible, one bit at a time, don't try to achieve the whole task at once
>>58789048
doxxed :')
>>58789004
Feels amazing
>>58788932
your faith in your friends is yours
>>58788939
tfw
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>>58788965
I don't deserve success
>>58788978
sounds good
>>58789000
tfw
>>58788896
You're going to look like a dumb cunt at any new job, but your coworkers will expect that and usually help get you in order.
>>58789069
You do deserve success mate. You're probably just in a bad place at the moment.
majoring in nuclear engineering lmao what the fuck am I doing
want to learn how to kayak but i really really don't want to join a group
>>58789112
You're doing nuclear engineering.
>>58789123
hello, faggot
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
can i get some thoughts lads?
>>58789103
this desu
>>58789123
heyyyyy
I regret pretty much everything I do
>>58789123
whats up bro, slap me some skiiiin
>>58789103
well
ty
x
>>58789122
did it for years as a kid
pretty fun even though I was absolutely shit scared of water
>>58789142
how many times are you going to post this
>>58789150
we're in the same spot mate
being on the computer like this brings me no happiness, but it's just habit at this point.
>>58789142
jerked off really hard to this when you posted it yesterday
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>>58789179
Yeah. So unsatisfying but so hard to dig yourself out from.
>>58789173
until more lads end up like this lad
>>58789185
good lad
have two 90+ year old neighbors who are both reaaally losing their health right now, i think they both know that they're pretty close to death
its really sad
>>58789122
damn near lost my life because I flipped my kayak wearing a skirt and could not flip myself over and the skirt would not come off. breathing in water is fucking painful
hmm
https://twitter.com/hack_blastard
>>58789213
90+ is a good age 2bh
>>58789203
all me
>>58789203
shut the fuck up before i bust you in your shit nigga
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>>58789231
didn't you do a capsize/spraydeck test?
we weren't allowed to wear it till we did one
>>58789203
Hello mid-level Ikea employee
alright lads wheres all the gash
>>58789298
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
here
This is our lad 2bh mate,
>>58789203
(You)
>>58789298
I just got done with your mum, she is in bed resting.
>>58789283
yes, I learned both the maneuvers using your paddle, and the paddle and the ground but was never really good at it and panicked the time I flipped unexpectedly
playing IS defense in preparation for WWIII
plopping out a fat shit
>>58789402
It looks shit. Is it any good?
Genuinely wish all of you would just fuck off and quit bothering me
>>58789231
why were you wearing a skirt you bender
>>58789357
>using your paddle
wait what, I meant putting the skirt on then flipping, tapping the top three times, taking the skirt off underwater then floating away
you mean that maneuver?
>>58789427
ah fuck there goes the thread
prepare for the 'im a girl' reveal
Fucking despise Yanks lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/lcfc/comments/4hk6tq/from_a_carolina_panthers_fan_congratulations/
on the one, the positive half of the day, had a qt talked to me out of her own volition without fear of being raped. she also had to hand me some work later on in the day and she flashed me a really qt and cheeky smile.
on the other hand, i messaged her on our company's office communicator software a bit later saying that she made my day by chilling with me at lunch and that if shes ever bored again one day at work that we can hang out again and she didnt respond. perhaps she didn't see it or perhaps i was being too forward and she doesnt like me enough to hang out again. this "girl" stuff is very nerve wracking.
>>58789482
>on the one
on the one hand*
(edited in case she comes on /int/ tonight, recognizes me and doesn't think that im really bad at formatting and proofreading my posts)
>not wearing a skirt
:/
>>58789471
Yanks shouldn't really talk about football clubs with names they can't pronounce 2bh
>>58789524
why the long face
>>58789423
As an American I would continue eating my meal if I saw you dying by the side of the road.
>>58789535
yank genetics
>>58789535
DO NOT MENTION IT
THAT WOMAN IS THE CRYPT KEEPER FROM THE OTHER WORLD
blast me with a fun fact
need a blowy
>>58789548
As an American, you're not superior enough to be an American.
*gets cock out*
*points at it*
Get to work runt.
>>58789596
i want a gf
what's the fastest way to heal a broken collarbone lads
>>58789596
fun fact: In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!
>>58789450
no, we didn't get tested on that. I think they thought we were all capable enough of pulling off the skirt and swimming away, but aparently not
we were tested on shit like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH43bHgFhDg
and another where you only use your hands, and another where you use the paddle and the ground, etc.
>>58789596
got a massive willy
>>58789596
my dick is longer than the other guy who wants a gf.
>>58789596
A baby eel is called an elver.
>>58789608
HAHAHAH BTFO >>58789548
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>>58789548
BUH-LOWN. THEE FUCK. OUT
>>58789624
Get a cat to purr on it.
>>58789608
I wouldn't call that dried out strip of flesh you have a cock. It's a mutilated stub at best.
>>58789623
all you need is a lil' bit of TLC, sugah
tender loving care care from a qt girl
>>58789685
Ur mum seemed to love it m8
No complaints there
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