are britt edition
karen
>>58783636
I hate Islamadans but some Turkish/Moroccan girls here can belly dance like ayy motherfucker and it turns me on like fuck.
>tfw European chicks can't move that belly and hips that way
It's not fair.
>>58783683
Indeed. Can't help but stare.
Once got caught staring by one lass who, I was later told, was quite weirded out by the fact that I wasn't staring at her bossoms but her (trained and toned) belly.
>>58783874
Who is this qt
alri
Thank you janny.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wew-lad
>Britain not even mentioned once
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don't people know 'wew lad' is a common expression in the UK?
need source on that fat chanting girl
maisie
Wish I was at Vardy's house 2bh
>>>58783772
Do you want to count left to right?
>>58783946
>Being this much of a bitch
>an airÃoch
thoughts?
>>58783981
might be getting a cab to leicester within the next hour
bringing the vodka and the charlie
>THE CUSTODIAN
>>58784003
fuck off the rules are the rules
I wish I was "normal" desu
>>58784003
sorry took a lot of context out,
its days on y axis, time slots on x axis
If the text matches what I am looking for, and the column to the right is 'X', +1 to the count
lads i wanna start a car wash any tips
have never been to the city of leicester nor have i even seen it irl
suga how u get so fly
>>58784047
same desu senpai
>>58783942
britt robertson :3
Hey, ayo, I'm 'bout to start gambling with Ambien, I'm dutch smoking
That's a strike but fuck bowling, I could tear a pin of Maryland
See, I'm American, apparently it's damaging
To be in front of cameras in your underwear with Marilyn
Monroe looking dumb hoes who want to much dough
And come close to have you straight tripping when you jump rope
Don't rock the love boat, this business fucking cut throat
And it's gonna crack if you just paint the wall with one coat
Rooms filled with blunt smoke, peep me through the fog
These rappers who be hating probably need to get a job
See, me I'm with my squad, getting money, living comfortable
I know a couple hoes who model, but they ugly though
Fuck a toast, y'all is fucking broke, cut ya throat
Judging me is nothing dope, boy you lying under oath
God made the world, why did man make the scriptures?
And if he created Lennon, why'd he go and make a Hitler?
I could take a photo, but I'd rather paint a picture
Of the one Laurence Fishburne, we'll shoot up all you hipsters
I'm from Pittsburgh, that's black and gold
If my skin gets filled up, I'mma tat my soul
Running out of paper, writing on my hand
Hundred thousand haters writing 'bout my jams
Want a number one independent album? I'm your man
I'mma hit Preme and leave you all right where you stand
>>58783981
will be funny when they all fail drug tests next week
got bant for posting cum on feet before
>>58784107
nah the premier league will allow that
>>58784047
but normies a shit
>>58784042
Fucking pansy.
>>58784056
>If the text matches what I am looking for, and the column to the right is 'X', +1 to the count
Wait, so if the text A is ?, B must be X, and E must +1?
>put £10 on every team in the premier league
>if some obscure team like Leicester win, you get thousands
good/bad plan?
>>58784059
will let you know how it is x
>will be funny when they all fail drug tests next week
>>58784130
but they have gfs, lad
can't believe they actually won it
This East Midlands success has convinced me to put a tenner on forest to win next year's premier league
>>58784047
>>58784072
hi i am the normie
what do you want to know
>>58784015
more
football melts >>58784151
>>58784167
gfs a shit
>>58784193
tell me your secrets
>>58784096
thanks bby
>>58784157
yes that will be nice have fun la
>>58784151
bad because it won't happen again for about 100 years
>>58784193
FONT
>>58784130
They are, but I mean I wish I could hide my autism power level in public. I could pretend to be a normie, get into football, go out on weekends, dress like them, etc but I can't be arsed desu
>>58784132
In F column is the text I want to count in the G column
If the F? matches A1:D3, then the cell to the right of each matched cell should either X or blank. If its x, +1 to G?.
>sports
>>>/sp/
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/f/acebook
>>>/t/inder
>>>/l/inkedin
>>>/s/napchat
>>>/i/nstagram
>>58784212
delete this
>spunk in a girl
>a fucking HUMAN BEING can start growing inside her
can't get my head around this
>>58784265
all me
>>58783920
>>58784277
mitosis & meiosis
maybe the bookies will put outsiders at no higher than 500-1 odds for prem next season based on this
interesting
>>58784196
http://cumwalkers.tumblr.com
>>58784277
>spunk a girl
>run away the next morning and don't tell her your name
me
Only real niggas cry every night
>>58784277
babies aren't people
>>58784302
They've probably still made money from all the other bets
the house never loses
Only real niggas eat the booty
>>58784151
It would have cost you £4800 to do it for every premier league season
you would have made £50,000 this season alone
Who else here /clockworkworkday/
>wake up at 7:30
>sleep in until 7:33
>get dressed until 7:40
>grooming etc until 7:45
>breakfast until 7:55
>arrive at station between 8:15 and 8:20
Was having quite a based discussion about qt girls belly buttons in the last thread
tfw no cumwalk gf
I said ALRI
>>58784232
I bet you could have got decent odds on Blackburn and Leeds. Maybe not 5000/1 though.
>>58784345
10*20 = 4800
???
real niggas don't care bout no period
>>58784345
>t would have cost you £4800 to do it
what?
doesn't it only happen like once a year? aren't there only like 20 teams?
FUCKINELLLLLLL
British girls are the best.
>>58784355
get me a job you normie twat
Only real niggas eliminate the competition
>>58784414
those are irish
>>58784383
I said for every premier league season you mong
24 (number of seasons between 1992/1993 and 2015/2016) x 10 x 20 = 4800
>>58784295
good karen that i did not have
>>58784414
They would both go up 2 points if they had teeth work done
>>58784414
lesbians
on the train next to a beautiful female, should I show her the dank memes
Madness
>>58784390
£4800 if you had done it every single since since the premier league began
>>58784355
>wake up at 5am
>hit snooze until 6am
>shit, shower, and shave until 6:30am
>drink a protein shake in the car, get to work by 7am
>work until between 4-11pm depending on the site and schedule
>>58784414
le trollface
>>58784414
wish i was her iphone desy
>>58784361
Two unnatural birds
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
>>58784465
I'm in this thread you weirdo
>>58784467
Me in the city ground
>>58784431
ewww i just touched my willy and my hand smells like a pissy public toilet
>>58784474
>on the site
construction?
feel happy for the fans tb.h
>>58784528
Well its a good job we live in a first world country and you can wash your hands in a sink
>>58784428
what were Blackburn's odds when they won?
Just spunked up josies shitpipe
>>58784535
Interior contracting
>>58784361
I continued it but nobody responded. Cunts.
The belly on the right there is fucking nice, same the button ruins it.
>that near exposed puss
Mmm-mmm.
Where is this anyway?
who is josie. been hearing a lot about her
>>58784487
what
>>58784547
I said you would have made £50,000 from this season alone
actually read my comment desu
>>58784547
Probably not that high as they bought the league
I'm gonna have a rough guess at 20/1
>>58784522
wew lad
Crippling alcoholism, lads.
>>58783874
who here /anglophile/? the only thing preventing me from moving to england is the fact that they drive on left. i love everything about their culture and their weather will be perfect for a ginger like me
>>58784542
>feeling empathy
FONT
>>58784585
Some slag from Buckinghamshire
>>58784623
fuck off we're full
how to get cheap taxi from nottingham to leicester lads? pls help
>>58784580
tomorrowland
>>58784607
>leicester didn't buy the league
https://i.imgur.com/ojT0g0Y.gifv
kek
>>58784623
Fuck off kike scum, we're full
>>58784613
literally you
>>58784664
uber surely
>>58784623
nobody wants
nobody likes
kikes kikes kikes
Red = bloody islamophobes/racists
Blue = bloody anti semites
on a fair whack of diclazepam
>>58784715
uber wanted £50
mate just found a £7 from national express leaving at like half midnight
fuck knows why i am doing this, this is very stupid of me
>>58784623
Lad, would it be a good idea to go Tel Aviv in the summer party season to try and shag your big titty Jewish birds? Surely they would fall for my Anglo cock.
>>58784668
well least if i fuck up in my job i know someone an't get by a flaming vehicle
some guy sent her a snap of him picking his nose , nasty cunt , dropped. She has her chance
how do the bellybuttonlfags feel about inverted bellybuttons
>>58784751
Shouldn't you be revising for exams or something
>>58784623
Rude comments desu
we aren't really that full, loads of room in scotland
>>58784751
leicester is unironically a shithole and most places will be shut tonight
you gonna gatecrash jamie vardys party?
>>58784764
font
>>58784704
>>58784718
calm down rasheed
>>58784751
When are you going?
The main party is meant to be Saturday, the idea of going up for the night is getting tossed around the group chat
Any milfags here? Can an ASM truly eviscerate a ship like this or what? I know the target is most likely unarmoured or possibly even a mockup but holy shit
>>58784707
No, I can't grow a beard.
>>58784338
this is their best year. only a handful of people would have won thousands on leicester, but 99.9% of bets would have been on chelsea or city, tens of millions worth.
>>58784751
Enjoy yourself pal x
>>58784787
yes
>>58784793
dunno lmao
>>58784801
few people want to go literally now
but if nothings open might have to delay it
>americans
>>58784843
Bad lad
stay safe, but you'll be staying stupid too :x
>>58784751
fucking kys font fuck
>>58784302
Odds are based on how people bet aren't they
>>58784843
Sounds like a bit of a silly idea desu
Just go on Saturday and meet me there lad
>>58784859
REEEEEEEEEEE
what group chat are these planks on about? do leicester have so few fans they can all use the same whats app group or something
>>58784302
Nah this is the perfect time to put them to 10,000 2bh
loads of people will be putting bets on outsiders this year because of lestah and none of them will fuckin win
>>58784885
>what is PAYE
>>58784918
>>58784859
>>58784885
>People need formal education to work out how to pay tax
fugging mongs
reminder that if nigel pearsons son wasn't filmed getting a rimjob while racially abusing a thai prostitute, his dad might still be manager and leicester would be 17th right now
>>58784949
yeh that's what i would do
silly normies
>>58784944
What
If you meant my post I was just on about my group chat with the lads thinking of going to Leicester
Breaking my nofap lads
>>58784949
>>58784997
Like cattle
>>58784995
james pearson > james vardy
any leicester lads know is club republic is any good
is she alright
Business idea: bypass future firearm regulations regarding documented purchases I've made by paying a team of "burglars" to "break into my house and steal my guns" then reporting them stolen
Who /foxes/ here lads?
Lads, what we think about that Airliner our boys intercepted a minute ago? we going to have our own 9/11 one day?
>>58785071
/lifelong/ fan for a whole three months now
>>58785042
>>58785011
fuck off normies
>>58784599
I was asking a question you fucking mong
>>58785042
Fuck off we're full
>>58784995
i'll come out and admit I thought Leicester were making a big mistake firing Pearson after he delivered some good results at the end of last season 2bh
is leicester a nice place
>>58785071
>foxes
literally who
Stoned out my box lads.
Wish I could feel this numb 24/7.
>>58785086
What plane?
>>58785108
pls respond
what is the best simpsons season and why is it season 4
the molester from leicester
>>58785148
Because that's the season homer sues the all you can eat seafood buffet
>>58785148
Enjoy your ban
>>58785086
what is there to hit in leeds/bradford lol
you need to be pretty retarded to think you can fly something from leeds to london without the raf seeing what you're up to
Never going to work out this excel thing ffs
>>58785207
What a fucking MONG
>>58785207
i will have a go x
>>58785186
More than in Scotland you cheeky cunt
Just remembered smoking weed in my mum's attic with my childhood best friend when we were ~15 haha good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHe64dyhCGA
>>58785207
i'll tell you if you suck me off
>>58785186
>leeds/bradford
gee I dunno lad...
what could there be...
hmm...
yes...
very perplexing...
hmm....
if only...
Reee normals vacate from this place at once
>>58785148
UNA VELA
>>58785096
Italian/English alliance when?
Cutting off all human contact sometimes sounds like a good idea.
>>58785242
could literally blow us apart if they get to the subs
good episode in game of thrones
glad rooster bolton is dead because he deserved it but ramsey really needn't kill the baby, I knew he would tho.
Feel the iron islands will be big this season
also you can clearly see the setup for all the backstory explanation with the flashbacks, hopefully see a bit of sean bean again
i aint scurd
>>58785267
Can someone fucking explain this /lat/ monkey meme?
NEED to crush a bp STAT
cripplechan's /furry/ board has added IDs
looks like this is the end of the ride for that shit site. i could take the post errors but IDs is a bridge too far.
flags would be better desu
>>58785086
A 9/11 style hijacking would never succeed in reaching a target today. If the passengers know the pilots have been incapacitated they will storm the cockpit everytime.
>>58785287
I just wish that fat fuck picks up the pace a bit and starts churning out those books before the story is over and there's no point reading them
>>58785300
bit gay that
Just got merked in Lewisham mac deez lads kmt
>>58785319
you can't get through the modern cabin doors
>>58785319
Just lock the cockpit door like that Kraut did.
>>58785319
idk man something happened just this year that had experts telling us we far enough from the memory of 9/11 that we don't take the precautions anymore
>>58785086
UK planes get scrambled semi-regularly to meet/escort russian planes near our airspace
>>58785300
lewd
>>58785293
memes have no explanation
>>58785319
That Geman plane stil hit those mountains
>>58785345
I never did read them so it's alright for me not having the red wedding spoiled again by some cruel hearted reader
anyone remember me from yesterday? i was complaining about my parcel not showing up
if it doesn't show up today i'm filing a complaint
somehow got a 0.7 ratio of this game of thrones episode i was torrenting and didn't even realise it was seeding
it's been like 10 minutes and i've uploaded 2.5gb
>>58785396
Of course we do, you had an entire thread dedicated to you Anon!
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Lads, is there actually anything worse than being a /brit/ in your 20s?
Most of what you earn will go straight to landlords for rent, and your home will be a shit houseshare you share with 5 other 'young professionals'. You'll get the biological urge to have relationships and start a family, but you won't be financially secure enough to do so, and every relationship will end leaving you more and more bitter. You'll live in an increasingly crowded city that looks less and less like the Britain that you grew up in with every day that passes, but if you argue against it you'll be made out to be a racist. What's actually good about living here?
John snow is going to be "different" now
reckon it will make him more badass and less of a saint.
not saying he won't still be a good guy but I can see him chopping off thornes and ollys head
>>58785380
Thoughts on the time that England paid Veron to play shit on purpose against in the 2002 world cup
Poleaboo bought 4 pairs of sissy panties today
Think that might be it for his spending spree
Though he does have his eye on another choker
!!! READ BEFORE YOU REPLY TO HIM !!!
replying is only encouragement, so don't do it
Poleaboo is a fucking pussy and should commit to his self destructive fantasies
>>58785466
Poleaboo continues to laugh at you wageslave vermin
>Tom Hanks just made £500,000 after betting £100 on Leicester City to win the #EPL at the beginning of the season
yes not rigged at all
>>58785464
My dad mentioned
Worked for royal mail for 25 years
>>58785522
>taking an off hand joke comment seriously
Fucking dense twat
>>58785506
If you don't reply, I'll just switch into a higher gear
>>58785510
I will, in time, say 15 months
>>58785308
why were you on cripplechan's dogfucker board in the first place?
having a wee
Done it in a sort of weird way but it works
added a extra cell that concats the two cells, then checked if the string + X matches to count it
easy
>>58785576
What do you plan to do before if you end it all?
>>58785522
>>58785572
what? are you retarded?
>>58785391
Showfags will never know what it's like to read the red wedding for the first time, unspoiled
Honestly amazing. I literally threw the book down and had to pace around the room for a while. Didn't pick the book up again until the next day
>>58785383
they've fitted an emergency release on cockpit doors now so that the cabin crew can open them
>>58785597
>talking about the furry board
He's clearly a nonce mate like the rest of em
>>58785604
huh?
>>58785472
mmmmm no idea tbf. imo veron had a shit match but england 'didnt pay him'
Thoughts on the time that simeone dived and beckham got a red card?
need to know if poleaboo is bigger than me
nth for why does every European nation suck so much
>>58785597
i have a bizarre tendency to follow furry drama and use the board to moan about how i don't fit in with the fandom at all because it's shit and full of normies
>>58785640
can't random passengers open it too then?
>>58785607
Not going to say something stupid and land myself at the station again
Justice will be had
tfw desperately want to leave the UK but scared I'll miss my family too much cos they're the only ones that stop me from ending it 2BH
>>58785684
>Justice will be had
reported
>>58785654
No
Don't do it please
If I give you a regular supply of (You)s will you be a good boy?
>>58785207
ok i think i have a solution:
is that what you were looking for?
just use the sum function then to get a count of the 1's
>>58785682
>so that the cabin crew can open them
>>58785681
as long as you aren't furcunt lad
jews truly are horrid creatures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462229877769.webm
>>58785723
>emigration is a possibility
fuck off talented font fuck
>>58785675
Because they are European. We have been saying this for centuries.
wat did he mean by this? >>58785741
>>58785748
yeah, that would work if it was just two columns i was looking for
I needed to search across both x and y, so a data range
my solution here:
>>58785604
Oh actually, think you got to the same conclusion as I did, but yours doesn't work with my exact situation
My thesis is on the idea that over time, many of the strong, honorable and heroic bloodlines were lost to warfare, and over time, the lesser-genes became/are becoming more common
>>58785762
bit racist.
not thinking very highly of palestinians for making this
>>58785757
i'm an autist who likes animal people but i'm not a furry as traditionally viewed.
which basically puts me in the shit position of being tarred with the brush without enjoying revelling in my own filth
started smoking ciggies this week. not bad
>Detective: "You need to stop blogging"
>Poleaboo:"Fuck off, repeating lies doesn't make them true, I know I've done nothing wrong, this is my life now and I will dedicate every ounce of my being to bringing the pathetic university, the vindictive Police girls and your corrupt self to justice, true and final justice.
>Poleaboo: "Now arrest me on a bogus 'breach of the peace' charge, you cowardly little man."
Could the detective realistically arrest poleaboo for saying this?
>>58785668
5'9.5 but victim statement claimed he was 5'11, the truth likely lies somewhere in between
maccies or pizza lads
i got them munchies bad dawg
How did the Jews move to Israel?
I thought the Brits made a country for them and they moved there 'legally'?
Or apparently Jews bought Arab land?
>>58785684
bitch please, coward like you never fought in his entire life don't make me laugh.
>>58785804
Kek
I meant to reply to >>58785684
Imagine living in a city with more than 10 million people
>>58785819
war is where survival of the fittest works best you twat.
the point that welfare state terminated it has already been made
>>58785838
are you still cutting?
