crayon pop edition
Janitor
Good morning
2 minutes!!
'ello there, janny!
kpop lads
>winning the league when you're not on the pitch
Leicester confirmed for bitch-mode
why'd the janny blow his gasket like that?
LESTA
>>58779992
t. jew
1 MINUTE!!!!
leicester would literally not finish atop Ligue 1, La Liga, Serie A, or Bundesliga
Lads, h-help...
I was sitting at my main town centre place which has lots of benches and nice non-aggressive normies out enjoying the sunshine casually vaping while trying to maintain the semi-respectable tan I've built up recently when one middle-aged guy who was sitting across from me eating a sandwich asked that I stop. I said okay then he kept trying to make his case (I'm trying to eat, bit worrying when I've got asthma")even though I was being totally compliant. Didn't even correct him when he referred to the vapour as 'smoke'.
There was silence for a bit then he mentioned that he was getting ready to go for a hike/walk. I thought I'd try to be social and say something lighthearted:
>are you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>i'm sorry?
>a-are y-you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>I'm sorry, what?
>i-i know - i've seen some people who can go all day on a s-sandwich
>I'm very sorry I still don't know what you mean
I then rephrased the whole thing in a story format about my past experiences when walking and seeing people who only ever seem to eat one sandwich. He understood after that and talked about his breakfast then he left, thanking me for being considerate.
Episodes like this get me so down, lads.
break the wrist
break the arm
break the nose
break the jaw
/whohere/ doesn't care about the man kicking the ball
>>58780039
He actually looks quite handsome in this pic
Shit way to win the title desu
Bring the vodka and the charlie
>>58780072
Rasheed
>>58779992
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sttmok_x-Jc
Which one lads?
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
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Any Yorkshire lads just hear an explosion?
Janny confirmed for spuds fan who CANNOT take the banter haha
>>58780131
jimin
choa
seolhyun
5000-1
doesn't seem real
>>58780131
Seolhyn, Choa, Hyejeong, Mina, Yuna, both the uggos in a bin
chelsea got to 2-2 and didn't go a a third. . pretty shitty
wow
Thoughts on my new style?
>/sp/ going into meldown
>>58780131
Seolhyun 4 life
WE DID IT
PROUD TO BE A LEICESTERSTER
>>58780179
>Leciester winning the title is shitty
LEICESTER ANON!
LEICESTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
LIFELONG
They did it lads. They actually did it.
CHAT
>>58780242
not what I said.
could still help them win the league if they tried to win the match.
>>58780164
These are the only ones that matter desu.
LCFC til I die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0
soccer is absolute shite
kill yourselves you underclass scum
Yeah I was a Leicester fan my entire life me yeah I was lads
Not a fan of all you fake new fans
can't you all post in /sp/
JAMIE VARDY
IS HAVING A PARTY
time wasting = shitty
>>58780258
that was nice to listen to
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
>gone to bed early to watch a Marcel Theroux documentary
>on my phone so I can't embrace the /sp/ meltdown in its full glory
Ah well
>>58780298
>soccer
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
fucc me lads
>>58780277
Come off it mate spurs are a fucking good team, they already went 2 down and pulled it back don't push your luck
>>58780330
Yeah :3
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Literally don't give a fuck about Leicester winning tbqhwy
>>58780340
The group of men kicked the ball better than the others
>>58779925
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>58780373
i don't pay to see a bunch of men standing in the corner. I pay to see them kick a ball
been asleep for a couple of hours
the fuck is going on
>>58780398
TURBO SHEKELSTEIN
Really enjoyed it when the team in the different colour tshirts kicked the ball than the other team desu
Give them a cup
>tfw it happened
just figured out why veins are blue and turn red when you cut them by myself
literal genius
>>58780398
It's a nice little underdog story
Everyone loves an underdog story
>>58780428
City that's 55% paki and ended in the bottom of the league last year just won the title
>>58780405
It was a draw, lad.
Don't usually care about kickball but this is bredy cool lmao
ohhh you beautyyy what a hit lad what a hit
>>58780460
This isn't true
>>58780460
Not me mate I bleed blue because I've been a Leicester fan all my life
>>58780460
because you're lifelong??
Me on the right
Leicester City win the Premier League. Just let that sink in. Magnificent. One of the greatest sporting stories ever told.
>went to my first football match
>spotted myself on TV
fuck sake
Feel like there's ice in my throat .
hazard will move to leicester in the summer
Best comedown foods/drinks lads?
Going shopping
>>58780480
I'm talking about Leicester winning the league not just this game you mong
>>58780536
which match?
>last week Hazard told the news he wanted Leicester to win
>tonight Hazard scored the equaliser that secured the title for them
>>58780536
doxxed
>yfw da foxes win da premier eagle
>>58780131
If it's not Hyejeong Linus you're trash
>>58780560
>implying the best team always wins
You utter muppet
>>58780559
lucozade
pick and mix
cake
weed
orange juice/grapefruit juice
>>58780522
>football fans are tubby, third-eye-blind plebs
Shocker.
>>58780044
Don't worry about it, literally everyone including normies fuck up like this sometimes. The difference is normies forget about it immediately and move on.
It might have been easier to ask something more directly related to the hike, such as where he's planning on going, or a comment on the weather, e.g. "oh, well I think the weather should hold up". Locations and weather can somehow be worked into every casual conversation.
>>58780143
Yeah, North Leeds here; sonic booms from some Typhoons apparently.
Scary stuff though.
Can any of you /brit/s tell me something about Leicester?
Are people still white there?
American tier niggers?
I would like to remind you that Nottingham forest have won the champions league twice
"In terms of domestic football, Leicester City winning the Premier League is the greatest achievement ever and I think it will never be surpassed," former Leicester midfielder Robbie Savage told BBC Sport.
bit much aha
>>58780559
lots of it.
reckon Leicester won't be able to keep this up Tbh
They'll get torn up in the champions league and fuck it next season when other teams learn to counter their simple football tactics
All the fucking memes are true, 8 out of 10 girls here stick their faces with a huge pile of makeup, its disgusting
LADS DID THE TEAM THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO KICK THE BALL THAT WELL END UP BEATING LOADS OF OTHER TEAMS WHO USED TO KICK THE BALL BETTER?
![44_barack_obama[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Ttptn3.jpg "44_barack_obama[1].jpg")
>>58780580
>Spurs fans going mad saying it's cheating and they were gonna let leicester win on the last day of the season
>Didn't even matter in the end
glorious
chelsea is nice place probably
>>58780611
>>58780641
it's the least white city in England
coincidence they just won the PL???
BAL
KICKIN G
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KICK B|ALL
>>58780715
Probably
>>58780618
Mate, they kicked the ball better than the others
That's why they're top of the league
Autistic mong
>>58780659
Nah it's definitely up there with greatest achievements, easily make the case for greatest ever especially because it happened in this day and age
>james vardy
>players what have been rejected
how is he getting away with it?
fucking pissed off about people delighted that leicester won the league when they have fuck all to do with leicester. kys cunts
>>58780730
Guess that's worth mentioning in my English presentation
>>58780639
It's copy pasta mate, he posted it earlier
>>>/sp/67291452
Party thread.
OVERWATCH FREE OPEN BETA LADS
http://overwatch.campaign.blizzard.com/hero/tracer/default.html
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Who's got the voddy and the Charlie then lads? Having a house party for /brit/ round mine
>Leicester title win will cost betting firms £10m
>>58780745
>the best team ALWAYS wins
You vomiting idiot.
got a motor lads what do we think?
>>58780827
Bet those mongs that cashed out early are feeling a bit retarded haha
>partying because of football
literally the height of normie-ism
i hate normies so god damn much
>scotcucks voted for this
I don't really follow football and haven't for ages
How are teams like West Ham and Leicester doing well and Chelsea and other teams are doing shit
>>58780797
Did I? Was on a dodgy free connection and my client gave me an error when I tried posting not long after it happened so I left it till I got home.
>Leicester Win post on Reddit got 12,000 upvotes in 14 minutes
holy fucking shit
>>58780875
>he wasn't invited to jamie vardy's party
uhhhhhh bitter much????
>>58780797
Oh right, oh well. Tbh I don't even really mind, writing posts like that helps me consolidate my own thoughts.
we did it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>raneiri hasn't won a champions league
hes going to win it with leicester isn't he
reminder that Southend United beat Manchester United with Fergie at the helm and CR7 & Pooney starting
Still the best football game I've ever been to
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/4hjqun/leicester_city_are_premier_league_champions/
fucking hell refresh it every minute
it gets 1000 upvotes a minute
Me
>>58780912
there isn't a solid answer really t︃bh
Alright cunts
Which one of you stole my Radiohead cd?!
>>58780996
That's what happens when you're first
craziest thing in sporting history tbf
leicester would literally not finish atop Ligue 1, La Liga, Serie A, or Bundesliga
>>58780990
>american
>tv show
take your pick
ps enjoy turning your router off again
>>58780990
He probably has shit taste in the simpsons
>>58781008
CLEAR
evening lads
it's my second month sober
i hate life in general and my life in particular
Requesting Kev Leicester edit.
>>58781008
>>58780996
literally who cares
>what team do you support
>whoever's winning
>>58781050
Come off it you silly cunt america has made loads of good tv
where can I find a gf who doesn't shave?
>>58781144
France
>Tom Hanks: I put £100 on Leicester City to win Premier League
>What team do you support
>I don't follow football actually
literally me.
>>58781141
why haven't you been banned yet, fuck off
West Ham will win the league next year
Screenshot this
>>58781144
flag
(hint: unfortunately for you it's a dumb meme)
>>58781144
French universities
pretty funny that the ruskies mudslimes yanks all bought into the premier league and leicester walk away with it.
>>58781044
don't fucking care
>>58780996
>x6 gold
whats gold?
http://i.imgur.com/bpTtoEQ.gifv
miss my dog lads
>tfw if those lads hadn't been caught getting a cheeky rimjob from those Thai slags Pearson would never have been sacked and the memes would never have come true
KICK BALL IN NET
>>58781181
North Venison will win the league the year after.
Screenshot this.
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F-football?!
>>58781177
fuck off you brown nosing little twat
think you're some super intellectual contrarian mastermind because you don't like the simpsons lmao
literally unironically fucking end your life
Anyone hear the RAF jet sonic boom around Leeds?
Doing a think about all the people who will bet their money on Leicester next season.
>>58781215
wonder if those thai slags are aware of this
>>58781237
good yank post
>>58781207
i think its like
someone pays money to give u gold, but the gold is just like "wow i have gold" and u cant do nowt with it. idk though, you might be able to.
leicester were doping lads. get found out in 20 years.
screenshot this.
foy
Looks like a Leicester fan now lads
>>58781253
who exactly am I brown nosing you spastic?
Leicester would not have finished atop the MLS desu
RANIERI KING OF ENGLAND
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i really like tennis and have always been a leicester fan desu
>>58781298
The janny you bent little teachers pet
neck yourself
>>58781266
The Leicester owner has made them his personal concubines.
>>58781321
mls is just
old euro stars and decent/shit american plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miec205fvnE
>tfw first beer after a long shift
Why do proper adults seem to love me while my peers seem to generally dislike/ignore me?
I'm in my 20s and I still notice this.
Is it the autism?
>>58781400
yes
What the fuck happened to the price of classic cars?
What happened to the days when you could pick up a classic jag from some old guy for £300 from an ad in the local paper?
>>58781400
(spoilier)ur a faget(/spoilier)
>>58781346
guess who sent him the report
>>58781275
why would someone pay money to someone who posted about leister weird 2bh, you'd think they'd give it to the club or something
>>58781400
My older coworkers don't like me unless I'm acting like as much of a ratchet nigger as them.
Gotta give them some attitude to get along for some reason, otherwise they'll just fuck with me all day
>>58781258
Typhoon from RAF Coningsby, QRA (Quick Reaction Alert). Maybe practice or responding to Russians again.
>>58781215
>leicester won the league because 3 lads fucked some thai prostitutes
got my holidays booked already
wonder what magical stuff will happen to me
>Various reports of Sonic Booms coming in from the Doncaster/Leeds areas as the QRA Typhoons went over.
>It is normal for Quick Reaction Alert Typhoons to be given Authority to break the sound barrier over land when scrambled & to be heard!!!
>QRA: When given authority to break the sound barrier on a QRA it is usual for it to be heard across MULTIPLE COUNTIES of the UK.
shake your batty low
shake your batty high
This spanking fetish that I have is getting out of hand
>>58781442
Cars are expensive as fuck now
>birts complaining about the price of cars
you don't know how good you have it
>>58781442
You mean those old guys from 1980s-90s?
Yeah they died mate.
1980 was nearly 40 years ago.
>>58781545
don't beat yourself too hard over it
>>58781496
how did you know
>>58781510
Probably just contract HIV desu
>>58781442
They became classics senpai
Also the Babyboomers literally murdered the classic American Muscle market, as well as almost every other good thing this country had going for it. Can't wait until most of them are gone.
>>58781458
Yes that was literally the point of my post you absolute monogloid
about "who exactly am i brown nosing"
kys
>>58781496
Yeah
Anyone hear it though?
>>58781556
>1980 was nearly 40 years ago
Holy fuck, I thought this was another one of those meme ones (like where they say 2005 was 20 years ago or something) but then I realised that's actually true.
Fucking kill me.
>tfw meme magic is destroying the country
Explosions being heard across the nation.
>>58781442
Old Computers are the worst hell.
>A Win95 shitbox that would've been £20 just 5 years ago is now £100ish buy it now because it's "le retro"
>>58781574
https://twitter.com/NYorksPolice/status/727245294216294400?s=09
https://twitter.com/EGXCinfo?s=09
>tfw no wheelstands
>>58781633
And in 10 years from now, 90s kid will be 40 years old.
>>58781442
Probably bought up and exported to the US and other countries for cheap as fuck.
There's a major street in my city where it's literally 75% used car dealerships, mostly owned by immigrants, especially Arabs, and on top of their lots full of 10+ year old BMWs, Mercedes, Jaguars, Maseratis, etc. they themselves drive around in RHD 70's Rolls Royce's and Jaguar's.
They like to park them at the front of their lots to get attention, then at the end of the business day will go sit out there in front of their lots, next to their classics, and smoke out of their hookahs.
>Tfw Noporkshire isn't getting bombed, it's just the RAF
Hopefully they're practificing bombing runs
>Apologies if we startled you during the successful intercept this afternoon - we only go supersonic over land when absolutely necessary.
wew lad
must be those bloody russians at it again
>>58781744
like this colour scheme 2bh
>>58781713
Is Twitter slow as fuck for anyone else?
Have all the Leicester fans fucked it?
>>58781748
Someone born in 1990 will be 35/36 you mong
>>58781574
https://twitter.com/egxcinfo?lang=en-gb
>>58781631
I heard it, set a load of car alarms off, and rattled the windows.
>>58781809
Yeah it was for me
Probably lmao
How in the fuck James Corden has become successful in the USA is beyond me. They're welcome to the fat mong though.
>>58781809
It wont been load for me.
They've fucking broken the site
HOLY FUCK LADS
Leicester City become Premier League champions!!!!!!!!!
And now the whole sporting world wonders where the fuck that city is!
>>58781781
They had to make it back to base when Chelsea equalised
is leicester playing in the world cup now
>>58781850
Upvoted
It would've been better if Leicester won the title in a match , but anyways GG
>>58781831
Yanks love his cheeky chappy attitude and 'average lad' Essex demeanour
>>58781850
kek'd
>>58781713
>the min by min update
Would they not want to be secretive about it?
just picked out the clothes im going to wear at uni tomorrow x
>Look on ebay for old American cars like Transams or Camaros
>Fucking V6 and I4 versions everywhere
I saw a fucking 2.6L "Iron Duke" Transam for sale
Why the fucking fuck would someone bother importing that? Why would you import anything that isn't a V8?
>>58781842
It's some paki shithole in the middle of the country
>>58781831
He's fat, semi-flamboyant, and has a hard-on for celebrities.
He's the embodiment of your average American girl.
>>58780833
Those 35 games were a fluke ehh?
>>58781816
90s kids =/= born in the 90s you mong
Reminder that at the start of the season leicester were 5000/1 to win the league
Nigel Farage was 100/1 to be next prime minister
looking forward to this 2bh
>tfw got a cold where the snot is so thin it feels like water dripping from my nose
RRRRREEEEEE
for fucks sake can you mutton headed football twats stop being such excitable manchildren and let me get onto fucking twitter
>>58781910
It's not an official account desu
RAF haven't said anything about it, only confirmed it was their aircraft to the police
>>58781952
I'm a mong desu
>>58781917
LONDON
>>58781922
Why the fuck would you import a car that doesn't turn
What did he mean by this??
>>58781922
So they can eventually swap out the motors for a proper V8. Racers do the same over here, only it's obviously much cheaper. Only I'm sure it becomes a pipe dream for the muscle car enthusiasts over there, so the cars they bought stay weak and under-powered.
Bet gay lads didn't mind this haha
crayon pop lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26_F392ir7Q
>>58782030
Now that they're kings, they don't want to die?
>>58781973
stick rolled up tissue up your nostrils
>>58781976
ah, must be scary as fuck hearing loud booms all the time over your house
I remember when the Americans brought F16's over here and no one was told about it
Thought a plane was crashing into my house with the noise
>>58782025
That's me
Going to give it all to charity :)
>>58782030
kane tweeted a pack of lions earlier
>>58781973
hahaha had this on saturday
might have infected you lad, sorry about that
>>58782030
>>58782087
>I remember when the Americans brought F16's over here and no one was told about it
>Thought a plane was crashing into my house with the noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obfb9Jg_4Uo
Vroom Vroom lads aha
>>58782087
>>58781976
when Obama came to London, his Osprey was flying over my head constantly, was probably staying somewhere near me
hovered right over my house at one point, loud fucker
>>58782087
>the Americans brought F16's over here and no one was told about it
All me desu
I've never been to Ireland before, cute lil country
>>58782116
>>58782030
Kane status: out bantered
>>58782131
>i live next to the potus
fuck off billionaire
Witness me lads aha
so Leicester are going to be playing in the Champions League right?
aren't they going to get BTFO? do they get some kind of prize for winning the premier league?
do the winners of the champions league get qualified to something? dont understand football
