/cum/ avril edition
first for anime
Finland.
What are /cum/ thoughts on skrillex?
yuri
>>58786397
I don't have any, I'm not 14.
He was a boy She was a girl~
>>58786371
Well that outfit is just plain confusing.
T. Helsinkifag
>>58786397
I don't have outfits, just clothes
outfits r 4 faggots
Really want Overwatch desu
>>58786509
Just play TF2
>>58786397
beast.
Bangarang is legit a fantastic tune
>>58786432
disgusting
>>58786463
In what way?
Why do I get so mad when I see people say that Spain isn't white?
I have no Spanish ancestry but it still makes me mad as fuck.
>>58786534
kek seriously it looks like a tf2 ripoff
starting to think my current political views are getting dull
might have a paradigm shift soon
>>58786534
it doesnt have the same vibe. Overwatch is like if TF2 was modeled after a MOBA
>>58786577
It's not intergalactic enough.
>>58786582
They're more beige though.
Gonna buy a new fun next paycheck
Looking at the 3.8" XD in .40
Shaun of the Dead is the best movie ever made
>>58786582
They are white. People who says that "Spanish isn't white" are Spanish guys themselves, actually.
>WE WUZ MOOR
>>58786658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilnnMzK_m8w
In the past couple months I've lost 20 lbs now I'm going to gain it all back starting tonight wml
>>58786582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania
Would you like to know Moor?
feeling pretty cute right now /cum/~~
>>58786454
HE WAS A SKATER BOY AND SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA
>>58786742
why?
might start believing in lizard people
>>58786658
I wonder how Canada feels about being invaded by picture related
>>58786742
Nice!! sounds fun! :DD
>>58786807
I decided that I no longer give a fuck
>>58786454
>>58786792
>this shit is now stuck in my head
DELET THIS
Wish the lightning would come instead of just dicking off miles away and occasionally striking
might start believing in myself
>>58786866
I LOVE THIS SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAPUKhBumU
NO TOMORROWS FOR SOROS XDDD
>>58786741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4aa8wpnIE
>tfw burnt one side of my face and nose
Holy fuck it is way too hot out, rip
>>58786397
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>58786888
Do it, it feels awsome
>>58786888
>>58786893
>>58786690
>40
pourquoi?
>>58786981
XDDD
how do other people even live
like what the fuck is wrong with them
>>58786982
>>58786690
nevermind, i didn't realize .40 and 9 are almost the same price nowadays
>>58786982
I like .40, I trust .40 for protection purposes, and I've confirmed I can shoot that XD in .40 well enough to trust myself with it.
Friend brought his to the range a few weeks back, really liked it more than most handguns I've put some rounds through.
>>58787041
they're retarded
>feelguycry.jpg
>feelguycrynoose.png
What lovely girl.
https://youtu.be/LiaYDPRedWQ
>>58786893
The feels
Everytime
I just saw a movie
Gonna buy these, what do y'all think
I just saw a flick
might start a racewar
>>58787074
>>58786924
Finnish is the only language that makes me laugh just by hearing it
>>58787133
buy em 4 me 2 pls
>>58787053
Yea ammo price isn't really a huge factor for me. More interested in magazine capacity and the ability to get the job done.
>>58787054
the majority of testing has determined there is really no appreciable difference in most calibers so long as you are using the right ammunition
but still fair enough, the last time i checked .40 was expensive, but i just had a quick boo and the price difference is marginal so fair enough, i may consider getting something for myself in .40 if it crosses my path, after learning this
>tfw /mämmi/ is sleeping
I just wanted to talk about tfwngf.
>>58787133
I don't care
might rebrand national socialism to make it appealing to modern americans
>>58787193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpeLlmfZ0w
Forgot to close my window and now it's all wet at the end of my bed
I am actually trying again... Do you guys think it's worth it?? Im always tired but at least I'm getting better at doing life stuff.
>>58787074
Got a problem?
>>58787226
What happened to the lad?
Forgot to close my bed and now it's all wet at the end of ur gf
Kraftwerk is qt
https://youtu.be/unHdBXmqRkk
>>58787259
might start an offshore money laundering scheme and use the profits to fund tribal war in africa
>>58787188
i also sometimes forget the whole self defense thing, and that your carry/defense gun doesnt need to be cheap on ammo since it's not going to need to be shot all that much
since all my guns are for sport shooting it's a different mentality i suppose
>>58787274
>gf
>>58787259
What if I do? You won't do shit about it. Bitchboi.
>>58787193
You should go capture this thing and make it grant you wishes
>>58787345
I'll fuck you up, punk.
Forgot to close my zipper. Now you're mom is sucking my dick and it's all wet.
>>58787387
You don't know who you're calling punk, guy.
>>58787333
Exactly
Don't get me wrong, I like target shooting and would definitely want to get some practice in with it. That being said, I'm looking for a new carry piece which adjusts my priorities a little bit.
I'm used to shooting .40, my gut trusts it, that's what I like to carry.
>>58787358
Hell no, that thing looks like it smells like urine and dead cats.
>>58787220
That's not even their best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhS9LnDoo_w
might inflame tensions between india and pakistan in the hopes of starting nuclear war
>>58787387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-yeZpLIVwo
>>58787407
yeah
>tfw CC not allowed in canada
very bad thread so far
going to Albany NY for a funeral next week, anything i should do while there?
>>58787271
>>58787475
Trip a passerby and run away
>>58787475
Eat at restaurants, don't forget to tip.
>>58787483
Do any of you guys want to talk to me I am very lonely halp. :(((((((((((((
>>58787546
What have you listened too this week?
>>58787513
There's only 400~ CC permits issued in all of Canada, they're extremely difficult to get
OC of long guns is legal if unloaded, but you would get raped by cops immediately if you tried this anywhere
When transporting a hand gun it is to be trigger locked, and in a locked container
>>58787546
I'll bite.
What's on your mind, pilgrim?
>>58787525
>don't forget to tip
>>58787475
Leave quickly, Albany is a fairly depressed area.
To the north you have the Adirondacks and to the west you have the Catskills and both are amazing areas to camp or go hiking. I would personally recommend the Adirondacks though
Me right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
>>58787540
nice piccy
>>58787595
Just the tip bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8vFNynb_w
>>58787615
The punishment for carrying illegally (even if your gun is legal and registered to you) could be up to like 10 years in prison, and if you did use it in self defense, you'd still be going to prison if you got caught
It's really not worth the risk, unless the odds of someone trying to kill you are fairly high
YOU WERE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING
THAT I WANTED
>>58787628
excellent
>>58787581
Bad thoughts I am so bored I realised I was living life all wrong and am now socially awakend it feels bad senpai :(( I used to be ignorant to things that hurt me.
>>58787566
Hallo
>>58787571
I always listen to the same stuff Jazz, Classical and Hip Hop
do you have any new stuff I could hear??
>>58787540
>>58787671
>that hat
>>58787628
XD
>>58787671
southern accents are so subhuman
does this happen in canada?
>>58787746
In places like Churchill yeah.
>>58787671
"evr turrst yew in nable"
What did he mean by this
>>58787728
Objectively wrong
>>58787671
This is fucking retarded. delet now
>>58787746
had a moose outside my window once
>>58787751
i thought having drugs + firearms violation = felony pretty much anywhere
when r u getting married /cum/-chan ?
>>58787728
No, they're the best accents there are.
>tfw speak with mix of a German accent and Dixie drawl
JUST
HELLO COWGIRL IN THE SAND
IS THIS PLACE AT YOUR COMMAND
Next thread's a combo thread
Get ready for cultural enrichment
>>58786048
>>58787908
Never because I've had my heart broken twice and now have permanent trust issues, to the point I never let anyone get close to the core "me" anymore.
>>58787989
Ahaha you sound like my cousin.
>>58787984
yokese
>stumbled upon some k-pop videos
>Asians trying to look ghetto
>somehow manage to make cholo and nigga styles to look gay as fuck.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/02/health/three-habitable-planets-earth-dwarf-star/index.html
>we will die before deep space travel
>>58788074
They already looked gay as fuck
Held the door for a qt at a gas station and she overplayed the fuck out of thanking me for it, then asked if I knew how to put air in a tire because she had a flat, then left before I got out to do it for her.
No clue how to feel about it
>there are people who live where deadly wild animals wander outside their home
>>58788132
K-pop stepped it up.
>>58787908
One day
>>58788208
destroy it
>>58788168
>"deadly"
No such thing in America. Nature won't harm you
>>58788168
Its called mexico
>>58787728
literally the only nice American accent
>>58788166
sounds like a typical girl to me
>>58788208
if it were not for the USSR, we wouldnt be the strongest country on earth,
>>58786842
Do it. Pretty based belief system tbqh
>>58788208
It's our future and we need to embrace it
>>58788168
Anyone outside Aguascalientes lives like that in Mexico
>>58788208
I'm a capitalist pig that somehow ended helping to bring socialists into power AMA
The dynamic between women and men who are strangers is interesting. When I was young/a teenager I was blind to how women saw the world. Then I met a few who truly feared strange men. Since that time, i've been fascinated by the power dynamic. When you're talking to a woman you don't know, you could do something horrible to her at any time, and she knows it--she's just hoping you don't
>>58788208
Marx was right
>>58788208
>>58788307
same
>>58788298
rape her anon do it
>>58788298
you have autism
>wore my chicharito shirt today
>LITERALLY got yelled at to go back to Mexico
This meme has gotten out of hand t bh. I've never even been to Mexico
might do a poo lads
>>58788362
That's exactly what a Chicano would say!
>>58788393
gross desu
>>58788393
Fuck off Teanigger
>>58788362
You have to go back
>>58788417
Canada is literally Britain's wife's son, fuck off
>>58788424
I was born here senpai
>>58788361
I hear that phrase alot hear
>>58788447
>>58788450
BACK
>>58788450
>birthright citizenship
OUTTA HERE
>>58788450
anchor baby detected
Anchor babies?
In my /cum/?
It's more likely than you think
>>58788208
It looks great on paper.
>proud to be a chicano
thats like being proud to be an illegitimate child
>>58788504
>>58788502
>>58788465
Pls, I am an American who is almost as white as Canelo
>>58788567
>mexican
>white
>>58788567
>el ChicANO MexcANO AmericANO
that's three ANOs and you're out
>>58788567
Of course you can stay, I love mexican people
I've heard countless times that a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border is unfeasable. Such a position allows insight into the pathetic liberal mindset...
Our forefathers built the interstates and the cities. They climbed the frames of skyscrapers, where no one else dared to go...
They terraformed the Colorado, the Tennesee valley, harnessing the power of nature
They braved the midwestern frontier, turning it into the most bountiful farmland on earth...
The weak, defeatist mindset of the liberal is revealed. They can survive without government assistance, but they don't think they can. They can work to earn their keep, but they don't think they can. We can build the wall, but they don't think we can...
>>58788451
what porn do u watch?
>>58788717
Hentai t.b.h.
Sometimes /d/ stuff
Reminder that all confederate monuments need to be torn down
>>58788716
Its not that it cant be done its just that it litreally wont do shit it is more of a symbol than a good secure protection against mexican drugs crime
Alcoholism is a lonely road my friends.
>>58788732
I like hentai but if thats all u watch u need jesus
>>58788790
iktf
>365,000 yankee troops have rot in southern clay
>>58788790
I have often been tempted by the liquid devil
>>58788790
a delicious lonely road
this henry's hard soda shit is good y'all
>>58788908
Feels like a skyrim song tbtaehwymaaamibtl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s
>>58788790
just want tomorrow already
>last two finals
>dude weed arriving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
Why are conservative girls so much better lads?
>>58788790
alcoholism s unhealthy
>>58789176
So is killing yourself
>owning a glock
>>58789201
this
>>58789152
She's a teleprompter cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwwBHuaW4J4
>>58789152
>all that make up
ugh
>>58789152
>those shorts and slutty ass socks
yeah real conservative woman you got there
>>58789315
Nothing wrong with it. We ain't islam tier. No need to be.
>>58789152
She looks fucking weird senpai only hair and eyes are nice what the fuck is she on???
>a spider fucking darts across my wall entire wall and goes behind some furniture before I can even react
how the hell am i supposed to win against this
fuck these superhero movies senpai every theater in a 100 mile radius of me is literally only playing that film from friday onwards
>>58789449
how big we talking here
I used to have a crush on Avril
>>58789472
one of those cute small ones
>>58789472
yellow garden spider tier
i hate the south's """""nature"""""
might become a ghost hunter
>>58789494
I had one 2
>>58789494
Same
>>58789504
Hunting ghosts is easy, the hard part is finding other 3 friends
Just finished reading Metro 2033, what should I read next senpaitachi?
Options are:
-Metro 2034
-Forever War
-Book by that Jap guy that fought WW2 on an island for 30 years by himself
>>58789497
holy shit same
especially the huge ass flying roaches
>>58789552
Metro 2034
>>58789494
same
its actually pretty incredible she hasn't aged like milk
i mean fuck, in the Fappening leak she still looked bretty gud
>>58789567
one of those landed on my sister's face when we were little
She damn near blew up the entire house haha
>>58789552
reading is for faggots
http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2016/01/21/why-getting-off-to-anime-porn-is-shorthand-for-supporting-donald-trump/#55e704015001
>>58789611
TYRONE PLEASE GO AWAY
>>58789552
Jap book pls
>>58789594
thats what i was thinking, 2033 was p good
>>58789611
yet you read /cum/ all day...
>>58789667
are you interested in the jap book? got an epub of it desu
>>58789552
The jap book sounds pretty neat
>>58789552
Metro 2033 is worth it if I already played the game?
Can I find the english version online?
Girl I knew from high school started posting naked pictures of herself on social media as a "campaign to end female sexualization."
>>58789803
is she hot?
upload on imgur and post link
>215 replies
>update thread
>214 replies
rip
also, science time:
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>>58789776
https://www.google.ca/search?q=metro+2033+epub
or simply
https://userscloud.com/a956kirpfeff
pretty good book, about 3/4 of the way through the game, can't really remember wtf the story is like in the game, but the book is a lot more interesting.
>>58789832
FUCK let's retry that
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FUCK
>>58789611
i love canadians <3
>>58789742
YES GIBE ME IT MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>58789825
She's not bad but its weird since I talked to her from time to time about menial things. I'm not going to link simply because my friend sent me the pic and I dont have social media, it isnt anything too special anyways
ok im here now
post memes
check out these fockin kots that constantly hang out in my back yard
>>58789994
http://forum.mobilism.org/viewtopic.php?t=1431455
Here she comes
Down from the sun
To wash this country clean
This thread and /asean/ are too slow, so I've combined them
ALL ABOARD
>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
>>58790204
>mush mouth southerner in my nursing program
It's called PRO-NUN-CI-A-TION you braindead hicks
Stay here buds
>>58790162
>>58790620
It's hard to when the edition is so shitty
>leg covered in bug bites
>can't see any bugs anywhere
Evolution for us is pretty fuckin dumb desu. We got the short end of the stick
>can't fly
>can't breathe underwater
>have shitty sense compared to many animals
>flimsy as fuck bodies with little to no armoring
>little co-evolution so we lack many defense mechanisms
Intelligence quite literally is the defining factor for us, we have nothing else and are pretty much outdone in anything
>>58790906
we can also run for long periods of time
>>58790620
Nope
It's time to move on
>>58790906
we have the best endurance
Our ancestors would chase animals for miles until they got tired and gave up to get eaten
>>58790906
Resistance to shock and endurance are pretty good
Not a bad mixup imo, just a shame we're pretty squishy though
>>58790906
I'm just glad we're biped. Life would be a lot worse down on all four
>>58790906
I would be happy with gills and being able to breath through lungs and in water, I think many amphibian species and some fish can do that. Could you imagine having communities out in the middle of the ocean? Would be awesome. Flying is just way too energetically expensive.
>>58790906
This>>58790992 and opposable thumbs are fairly incredible. As well as our intelligence has given us the ability to create thing that let us fly, breathe under water, better armor ourselves etc.
I think evolution was kind to us 2bh
>>58791039
this
>>58790906
We're smart enough to send motherfuckers to the god damn moon. Who needs wings and gills when you're smart enough to make your own? Intelligence shits on everything.
>>58790986
Resistance to shock as in when we suffer trauma we can cope with it better? Do some animals just have heart attacks or something? Or do you mean its harder to electrocute a person?
>>58790906
Is there any way to improve our senses I wonder. I remember from general bio we had less synaptic pathways there or the neurons were unmyelinated. Could that be changed?
I hate drugs- and the people who do them.
>>58791197
Yes first one
>>58791197
Saw a baby bird with a broken leg a few years back and I tried to help him heal but then he just started walking in circles and then he died. ;_;
>I hate drugs- and the people who do them.
>>58790620
i will stay
Hourly reminder drug dealers willingly surrender their right to live
Should I apply to culinary school, /cum/?
