[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/brit/


Thread replies: 354
Thread images: 61

File: 1461422737672.jpg (106KB, 575x864px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461422737672.jpg
106KB, 575x864px
POTUS edition
>>
File: 479.jpg (139KB, 1200x799px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
479.jpg
139KB, 1200x799px
cara.
>>
File: 1452083726525.jpg (117KB, 736x1104px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452083726525.jpg
117KB, 736x1104px
crayon pop
>>
cara
>>
plymouth
>>
I honestly can't see donald trump winning
>>
File: 070.jpg (40KB, 783x700px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
070.jpg
40KB, 783x700px
maisie
>>
*doxxes everyone ITT and sends their posts to their friends, parents, employers & oneitis*
>>
Terrorists = Real muslims because they follow the Quran word for word

"""Peaceful muslims"""" = Fake muslims because they've either never read the Quran in their lives or chose to ignore half of it
>>
File: 297.jpg (333KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
297.jpg
333KB, 1500x1000px
kpop lads
>>
>>58768469
haggard old dog
>>
janny is gonna blow a gasket
>>
>>58768469
>Le barely-educated, politically-vocal actor face
>>
>>58768487
not your best pic
>>
File: TQRxeUG.jpg (50KB, 800x531px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
TQRxeUG.jpg
50KB, 800x531px
Imagine instead of the sea level rising, it lowered, imagine the seas drained

Imagine waking up and seeing larger, and larger beaches
>>
need a maisie gf to blow my gasket if you know what i mean lads
>>
Kyary
>>
lads how fucked will you be if all your /brit/posts turned into facebook statuses?
>>
>>58768518
i don't get it
>>
File: labour.png (200KB, 509x486px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
labour.png
200KB, 509x486px
Kek this Labour councillor shared the exact same image that got Naz Shah suspended and started the whole anti semitism crisis

wonder how many others shared it
>>
>>58768517
would love to explore the trenches
too bad i will NEVER be able to do that haha
>>
>>58768545
extremely
>>
>scalp psoriasis

RRREEEEEEEE, no merciful god would blight a person with this.
>>
>>58768481
>or chose to ignore half of it
You mean like pretty every religion in the world does?
>>
>>58768545
very

i bitch about everyone i know on here
>>
>>58768546
do the old tug on my willy with her mouth
>>
>>58768487
stick to posting the bouncy ball thank you
>>
File: trigglypuff.webm (778KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
trigglypuff.webm
778KB, 1280x720px
>I'm supposed to get up at 7am for work and it's approaching 3am
>>
>>58768635
literally all me joonas
>>
>>58768635
all me
>>
>>58768648
>trying to nick my (You)s
gonna call the rozzers of you m8
>>
File: image.jpg (581KB, 1024x914px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
581KB, 1024x914px
>>
>>58768635
all me
>>
>>58768562
>save America billions
>costs 3 years of defense budget ($1.8 trillion)
ah yes particularly impressive
>>
havent revised
>>
>>58768641
my gf filming
>>
>>58768697
me on the left
>>
>>58768648
joonas
>>
>>58768367
bit of money and whatever else you want, same degree :^) maybe we could meet up ;)
>>
>>58768687
good lad
>>
>>58768697
'sheed

>>58768716
hewat
>>
>>58768641
Was this recorded in a fucking church?
>>
>>58768687
same
>>
Just got a call from my boss congratulating me on my work haha

Bonus pls lmao
>>
>>58768517
Where is the water going?
>>
>>58768585
still don't get it
>>
>>58768674
#FucKonami
>>
>>58768635
*kysses you*
>>
ballymurphy nigger 2bh
>>
>>58768763
willy sucky sucky then i semen in her mouth
>>
>>58768753
Doxxed :)
>>
>>58768724
what year you in lid?
>>
>>58768641
Fuck she's a qt
>>
File: 1460319591078.jpg (85KB, 804x802px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460319591078.jpg
85KB, 804x802px
>doing a half marathon in london this weekend
>it's going to be 24 (twenty-four) degrees
>>
File: qxPUOd.jpg (25KB, 268x431px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
qxPUOd.jpg
25KB, 268x431px
>>
>>58768674
I got this game on all platforms
>>
>>58768789
3rd
>>
File: 1461117369940.jpg (24KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461117369940.jpg
24KB, 480x480px
>>58768826
I didn't know england got weather like that
>>
>>58768877
probably gonna be in labs a bit later desu lid
>>
>>58768641
hard to believe that whale is an actual person beneath all that mental illness
>>
File: 1452768093012.jpg (107KB, 600x822px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452768093012.jpg
107KB, 600x822px
>>
>>58768826
imagine if you died lad (haha)
>>
>>58768826
*steals your waterbottle from the sideline*
>>
File: 8890.jpg (826KB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
8890.jpg
826KB, 2448x3264px
kek
>>
whats the deal with spiders? theres one in my bathroom perched on a web for the last week and it hasn't budged the whole time. literally not even a millimeter

I realize theres probably not much going on upstairs with them, but how can they just sit there for seemingly indefinite periods completely still without moving whatsoever unless you blow on or prod them

its obviously not going to catch any prey where it has decided to locate so its likely it will die in the next few weeks or so but its probably not even going to move again before it does
>>
>>58768783
LIterally just doxxed you

Species: Human
Gender: Male
Race: Black
Nationality: British

I could go on....
>>
>>58768954
go on lad
>>
bought a joint from a coffee shop today lads
>>
White waitress denied tip by black racist; online pledges topping £2,000
>>
>>58769002
lowerclass
bit of a twat
ugly
>>
>>58768946
Kill it before it lays eggs inside your brain while you're pooping and the babies eat you from the inside, out
>>
what should I wank to?
>>
Why is Britain's drug policy going the complete opposite direction other western countries are lads?

Most other western countries are moving to decriminilise and legalise and we're banning more shit.
>>
>>58769036
my dead nan
>>
>>58769036
*whips my cock out*
go on lad
>>
>>58769064
go do your drugs underneath a bridge where you belong you degenerate rat
>>
using internet explorer ironically
>>
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/david-cameron-once-tried-to-woo-angela-merkel-over-eu-negotiations-by-making-a-powerpoint-of-them-hugging--ZkKD1x3gfZ

big dave is a right charmer
>>
>>58768954
>Species: Human
Questionable ...
>Nationality: British
top kek
>>
>>58769036
mexican sugar dancing
>>
>>58769113
quality banter
>>
File: 1368202105782.jpg (42KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1368202105782.jpg
42KB, 400x400px
>>58769115
imagine having to even pretend to hug merkel
>>
>>58769064
THE BLOODY TORIES
H
E

B
L
O
O
D
Y

T
O
R
I
E
S
>>
that statement greater manchester police put out about the mastercard pills is so fucking retarded
>>
>>58768752
Time for bed, night night.
>>
>>58769115
You can't blame him for struggling; Merkel is fully-blown autistic.
>>
Would you shag the bird of someone you know lads?
>>
>>58769193
care to explain why it's retarded?
>>
>>58768826
>tfw 35-42C every day for the past 3 weeks

It doesn't get any easier with time.
Midnight and I'm sweating buckets
>>
>>58769228
clearly not
>>
I feel like we're past peak /brit/ now. We don't even have funny new memes these days. Might just head over to reddit.
>>
File: heh.png (29KB, 366x158px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heh.png
29KB, 366x158px
>>58769115
first thing I saw on the page was this, and did a laugh
>>
>>58769283
You probably came here from reddit mid-2015 anyway kiddo.
>>
>>58769283
Reddit is great

Its way less 'Reddit' then I thought it would be, spend the majority of my time there now
>>
>>58769283
Yes just head over to the place that posts 4chan memes 2 years after they die out here.
>>
So how about that footy this weekend, eh lads?
>>
>>58769283
>implying whining makes things better
MELT
>>
would you?
>>
*steals your maple syrup*
>>
>>58769283
Brit used to be better when it was self depreciating but still funny.

Now it's just edgy tards being aggressive to each other like /b/
>>
Will they ever make a comeback?
>>
>>58769321
Mate I am one of the driving forces behind /brit/. I am behind such well-loved gimmicks as yorkposting and was the one who brought us tomposting.
>>
>>58769365
me in the middle
>>
>tfw invented Rasheed
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/02/jamie-vardy-party-host-leicester-players-tottenham-match

BRING
>>
>>58769235
no actual saying of what her actual cause of death was, could have been a number of things that just happened whilst she took the pill

if it was the fault of the pill, then it was clone someone made and probably had PMA in it or something, the majority of those red mastercards are actually fine -- the statement is not gonna stop people taking them, they should be advising people to use test kits on their pills before they take them
>>
>>58769382
>self depreciating
>>
>>58769396
wait you mean york posting as in "ahh nice very impressive"?

sorry but i think i invented that
>>
>>58769115
Berlusconi said it right when he called Merkel "an unfuckable lard ass".
>>
>>58769437
how can they lose it now?
>>
>>58769396
I'm the life and soul of /brit/ ngl

I am the following:

'Choonposter'
'Runt' ('sync)
'Janny's Dad' (WordsThatFollow)
'Le Ebin Pollster' (Prolific strawpoller)
>>
>>58769462
>ahh nice very impressive
how is that yorkposting?
>>
File: Untitled.png (65KB, 1260x409px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Untitled.png
65KB, 1260x409px
>>58769481
>>
>>58769481
>WordsThatFollow

I showed /brit/ WordsThatFollow
>>
File: Me tbh.jpg (364KB, 1092x1437px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Me tbh.jpg
364KB, 1092x1437px
>tfw invented the sea plane
>>
>>58769494
die new boy
>>
>>58769394
I can see them replacing Labour as the leftist party if Corbyn just keeps happening.
>>
>>58769481
>Choonposter
ignore your posts completly
>'Runt' ('sync)
>'Janny's Dad' (WordsThatFollow)
reddit
>'Le Ebin Pollster' (Prolific strawpoller)
everyone makes polls you twat
>>
>>58769494
It's full form was something like...

>Phone up speculatively looking for a job
>'And what university did you attend'
>The University of York
>'Aaahhh yes, very impressive'

>>58769497
Nice 'shop la.

>>58769501
Good on you.
>>
So fucking hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH8T2VbVWgQ
>>
>>58769396
You're actually not though lad, because I brought that to brit when I was doing my essay in york uni library.

I also rbought the very nice, impressive meme because I was ringing round for work experience and smoebody asked what uni I went to.

Stop chatting shit
>>
>>58769556
this tbqh
>>
>>58769441
>Thnking they want to help people as opposed to just keeping up da wur on drags!!!!!

It's no different to prohibition in yankland forcing people to drink shit that might make them blind.
>>
whats the general name for like hotels, b&bs, hostels etc
>>
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>
>>58769593
buildings
>>
>>58769562
It was

>Phone up speculatively to ask for work experience
>Woman on the phone asks what uni I go to
>'York'
>'Ahhh nice, very impressive'

Good feel desu
>>
>>58769593
Accommodation?
>>
>>58769586
I know you're just winding me up but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here who used to literally post from the beanbags bit in york uni library
>>
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>
>>58769593
sleepy overs
>>
Lads, h-help...

I was sitting at my main town centre place which has lots of benches and nice non-aggressive normies out enjoying the sunshine casually vaping while trying to maintain the semi-respectable tan I've built up recently when one middle-aged middle-class guy who was sitting across from me eating a sandwich asked that I stop. I said okay then he kept trying to make his case (I'm trying to eat, bit worrying when I've got asthma")even though I was being totally compliant. Didn't even correct him when he referred to the vapour as 'smoke'.

There was silence for a bit then he mentioned that he was getting ready to go for a hike/walk. I thought I'd try to be social and say something lighthearted:
>are you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>i'm sorry?
>a-are y-you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>I'm sorry, what?
>i-i know - i've seen some people who can go all day on a s-sandwich
>I'm very sorry I still don't know what you mean

I then rephrased the whole thing in a story format about my past experiences when walking and seeing people who only ever seem to eat one sandwich. He understood after that and talked about his breakfast then he left, thanking me for being considerate.


This was about ten minutes ago and I'm still shaking.
>>
havent revised at all lads hahahahaha i am so fucked LMAO
>>
>>58769624
>>58769621
>>58769616
>>58769610
yes

thanks
>>
>>58769593
pay wayey sleep and stayey
>>
>>58769622
You're talking absolute shite lad because it all started when I was doing my essay at 3am and asked if anybody else was about until some lads said meet me at the beanbags.

Stop chatting
>>
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>
>>58769644
same wahey

need to do some coursework still too
>>
>>58769658
now fuck off

only joking lol
>>
>>58768641
That's a really poor choice in eye makeup.
>>
haha who /a levels/ here
>>
might go in the attic and dig out my old copies of the beano tbqh
>>
>>58769644
lmao do drugs and other such student activities instead
>>
>>58769661
I don't remember it very clearly but I'm 90% sure it was just me in the library and about fifteen anons pretending to also be there.

Where are the beanbags?
>>
Immigrating to this thread.

I really really really wish I was from New Zealand desu.

I feel like as an Immigrant, even from a white European country, I wouldn't be treated the same as a native. (and even if I was, differing childhood experience etc becomes a problem.)
>>
>>58769627
this

all the other answers are jokes
>>
>>58769636
Stopped reading at 'mouth-fedora'.
>>
Accommodation is too long, need a 9 letter max word
>>
>>58768641
2 people recorded that blob

I can only assume the other one was a dude because he didn't also record himself
>>
File: Bradley Walsh.jpg (557KB, 3000x1749px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Bradley Walsh.jpg
557KB, 3000x1749px
>I typically eat 50 chickens a year

Vegans btfo
>>
Why are NZ/Aus accents so hard to fake?
>>
Why did they make her black? What reason did they have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kO-pVsc3E
>>
>>58769772
'sleepshop'
>>
>>58769781
The Manchester accent sounds Asstrailian to me m80
>>
>>58769781
they don't sound at all similar to the paki accent rasheed
>>
>>58769733
It's strangely annoying me that you're talking so much shit.

I was doing an essay at 3am at Christmas and said about how fucked I was and asked if anybody was about.

Some lads started saying 'I'm by the beanbags' and some others said the Christmas tree.

I posted proof and then people spammed the library for days.

The beanbags are top floor at the very end of the room against the walls you can write on.

Stop chatting shite.
>>
>An Israeli hummus cafe is giving 50 per cent off to Jews and Arabs who eat together
>>
>>58769792
it's common practice in plays to basically not give a fuck about race.
>>
File: 1441919445025.jpg (341KB, 2048x1366px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1441919445025.jpg
341KB, 2048x1366px
>>
File: smh tbh fam.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
smh tbh fam.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
>>58769772
>/brit/ do my crossword puzzle for me!
>>
>>58769772
guesthous (e)
>>
File: 1459729747005.jpg (24KB, 231x232px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459729747005.jpg
24KB, 231x232px
>>58769636
please stay indoors from now on
>>
>>58769772
Lodgings?
>>
>>58769792
it's just a game of thrones ripoff anyway
>>
>>58769832

cor hope she's wiped
>>
>post yfw Brits worship a Kraut rape baby from the ugliest city in Germany
>>
>>58769839
not a crossword puzzle

>>58769847
perfect

>>58769842
below par
>>
>>58769772
housing?
>>
File: 1443378517560.jpg (316KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443378517560.jpg
316KB, 2048x1365px
>>
>>58769820
That might have been me then, I was literally in the library. I don't remember you posting proof. Why didn't you come to the beanbags? We could have started the york /brit/ society
>>
>>58769792
Specifically to annoy you. No other reason, just to raise your salt and indignation.
>>
>>58769892
WOO HOO
>>
File: 1461257908393.jpg (24KB, 231x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461257908393.jpg
24KB, 231x300px
>>58769636
>>
>>58769892
grim
>>
>>58769892
Jesus fucking christ
>>
>>58769892
Wew
are they from britland?
>>
>>58769892
all my produce
>>
>>58769900
This was literally about 2-3 years ago when I was in second year, I've since graduated and started work.

Are you confusing people memeing for the original time?

I told anybody who was there to come see me as I was sat alone next to the big windows at the desks besides the stairs and nobody did except one autistic bender who kept looking at me but I wasn't sure if he was from /brit/
>>
>>58769892
those boats are incredibly degenerate
>>
Rolling a joint lads

Fuck the boydem
>>
>>58769890
Nah doesn't have the right meaning for my purpose
>>
>"I wish I has spent more time shit posting on 4chan"
>>
File: IDShot_540x540.jpg (22KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IDShot_540x540.jpg
22KB, 540x540px
Procured a couple of these slags for tonight's drinking.
>>
File: large.png (209KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
large.png
209KB, 500x375px
>>58770005
tfw
>>
>>58769979
No, we're talking about the same threads. I graduated two years ago too. What are you doing now?
>>
>>58769991
sounds perfect for you tbf
>>
>>58769892
so is this what womemes get up to on holiday then
>>
>>58770026
an excellent choice my good man

poland's best export
>>
>The """""""""""""University""""""""""""" of York
>>
>>58769772
Buildings you thick cunt
>>
File: 1434053258685.jpg (320KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1434053258685.jpg
320KB, 2048x1365px
howling at this makeup

>>58769976
most likely
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6SNGR0Ud_A

what would your reaction be?
>>
>>58770026
I'm going to do the same
>>
>>58770040
Don't wanna get doxxed, what do you do?

I have a grad job though.

How strange, thought people were just memeing me
>>
File: 1457725972390.jpg (291KB, 959x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457725972390.jpg
291KB, 959x960px
>>58770062
>not zywiec
>>
>>58770042
not into that type of degeneracy desu
>>
>>58770094
oompa loompa
>>
>>58769892
me behind the camera
>>
Why hasn't DUDE WEED LOL legalised it yet?
>>
>>58770094
>>58769892

blimey o'riley

do you have a link to all of this?
>>
>>58770086
>hmm, I need to find a hotel, what could it be under
>ahh yes, buildings
>>
>>58770105
I work in a semi-finance related field.
It's soul crushing as fuck and I should be applying for other jobs but I'm too lazy.
>>
File: 1461689555101.jpg (357KB, 680x764px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461689555101.jpg
357KB, 680x764px
eye opening
>>
>hurr durr blight town was hard!!!!

literally fuck off you retard

run past the fatties, down a few platforms, down the paternoster, down the platform and round the corner and boom bonfire
>>
>>58770062
Never had them before. Seen them on offer at the Coop, 2 for £3.50 so thought I'd give them a chance with me fish and chip supper.
>>
all work and moe play makes moe a moe moe
>>
Lads how do I let liberal people know about the dangers of islam without coming across as a rightwinger? Not even right wing myself just see that islam is against all the cool shit in life and I want people to realise it. 7hanks lads :))
>>
>AROUND 127 million people from Turkey, Ukraine, Georgia and Kosovo are set to gain visa-free travel to Europe as European Union (EU) bureaucrats prepare to sign off the plans this week.

lads
>>
Fuck sake

Going through my emails and I've bought a fleshlight whilst drunk and it's based on a fucking man's arse.
>>
>>58770184
What college lad?

I was Vanbrugh.

Are you in a grad job? Even though I am I feel loads of pressure I don't know anybody who hasn't gone on to get a ridiculously good job
>>
>>58769892
the one on the rights tits are actually disgusting

t. virgin
>>
>>58770094
So all the /brit/ lads that have gfs, have gfs that look like these.... lovely... ladies?
>>
>How you want your make-up pham?
>Ever heard of jaundice?
>Say no more
>>
>>58770186
WE
>>
File: 1460348437935.jpg (308KB, 743x808px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460348437935.jpg
308KB, 743x808px
>>58770186

stat woke brother
>>
>>58770186
made my third eye stay open 2bh
>>
File: 1437581606130.jpg (279KB, 2048x1312px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1437581606130.jpg
279KB, 2048x1312px
>>58770171
/oceanbeat.es/photos_stream?tab=photos_albums
>>
>>58770231
boardings?
>>
>>58770152
The banker's bonuses: big pharma edition.
>>
>>58770219
>travel
>>
important >>58770219
>>
File: IMG_20151215_092746.jpg (46KB, 391x391px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20151215_092746.jpg
46KB, 391x391px
>t. virgin

Howling
>>
>>58770217
let's play a game

>I go to your house and break in all your windows
>pour in 100 snakes
>only 5 of them are venomous
>95 are completely safe, they can't harm you
>you don't know shit about snakes, so it takes about 1 week to investigate all of them
>you get 100 more the next day
>still only 10 venomous inside your house, so they are mostly harmless

how many times would you play?
>>
>>58770278
yes, they will go back, why wouldn't they
>>
stuck on the tutorial boss on dark souls 3 lads
>>
File: aidf89.jpg (244KB, 458x635px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
aidf89.jpg
244KB, 458x635px
Filthy Anglo BLOOD
>>
>>58770227
Halifax. Didn't really have anything to do with it after first year though.
It's a grad job but the stuff I do is 90% menial and could be performed by a trained chimp. I just found out I was 0.2 marks away from passing the civil service faststream assessment centre.
>>
>>58770217
focus on how its oppressive to women and benders
>>
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569569/Sacre-Bleus-Outrage-France-official-anthem-national-team-s-bid-Euro-2016-glory-released-s-ENGLISH.html
>>
>>58770320
lol
>>
>>58770267
I've made my decision now, stop please
>>
File: 1446534479154.jpg (252KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1446534479154.jpg
252KB, 2048x1365px
>>
>>58770186
Ken "Killingsixmillion" Livingston.
>>
>>58770308
This is actually clever, very apt analogy
>>
>>58770177
If you don't want the correct answer, don't have it then.
>>
>>58770353
can you summarise the article for me?

I have no intention of opening it myself
>>
File: 1461687497416.jpg (190KB, 960x934px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461687497416.jpg
190KB, 960x934px
truly eye opening
>>
>>58770330
Gutted lad.

Are you gonna apply again next year? I am. If it makes you feel better you're what, 22, 23? The average age of entrants is 27

Did all your mates go get ridiculous jobs too? I know people working in fucking America and working for major banks earning like 60k already makes me wanna suicide
>>
Daily reminder if you're mean on4chan you're going to hell.
>>
>>58770308
It's a nice idea, cheers lad. I can see it backfiring if they were to say "yeh but what about men being rapists man" or "punishing the majority for what the minority does".
I'm more looking for how to bring up the subject without it being awkward and seeming forced.
>>
>>58770424
this desu
>>
The last scene of Game of Thrones will show each Lord of all the kingdoms standing in a circle holding hands as they watch the iron throne being melted as they come together concluding that we are all one people. Then a fade to black with the hashtag #RefugeesWelcome
>>
>>58770401
Probably the French anthem being sang in English.
>>
when will the BBC fuck off and die
>>
If you do good things, do good things happen to you?
>>
>>58770308
>you're playing this in a house which already has plague-ridden rats which are breeding
>you've also got a problem with flies and rotting food, not as immediate a risk but pretty pesky
>your housemate only complains about the snakes, even though the rats are a problem of similar magnitude and the flies and stench are pretty irritating.
>you begin to suspect there's more than health concerns to your friends opposition to the game.
>>
>>58770403
*does the chant*
*you die on the spot*
>>
>>58770425
"ooh ek all these blooming brown people. what should we do with them?"
>>
>>58770464
still waiting for my good thing after doing a good deed on friday

hopefully it turns up soon
>>
File: 1446329170751.jpg (333KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1446329170751.jpg
333KB, 2048x1365px
>>58770224
kek
>>
>>58770490
*forces your head*
>>
What job can I do where I can just Google the answer every time?
>>
>>58770219
>Turkey
NO
Fuck Turkroaches.
>>
>>58770204
you're in for a treat my friend

very low price/% alcohol
>>
the civil service fast stream meme

pointless now as pension won't be as big
>>
>>58770309
Because they will be repulsed by your fat fuck mum
>>
>>58770224
laughed aloud
>>
>>58770499
It's buildings
>>
>>58770535
glad she's still being useful from beyond the grave x
>>
>>58770502
A disgusting combination of degeneracy and consumerism tbqh
>>
>>58766418
this 2bh
>>
>>58770425
Attack the rules of the religion, not the people who believe in it.
If you go for the "95% of muslims are fine but 5% are terrorists" you lead down a line unreasonably close to racism (and thus attackable.)

The problem is a belief system, not people. Attacks must be focused on the belief system, not those following it. (even though the two are closely interlinked.)
>>
File: 1421490533839.gif (864KB, 160x270px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1421490533839.gif
864KB, 160x270px
>>58770224
howlin
>>
Any pozz daddies here?
>>
File: 1461632577944.jpg (28KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461632577944.jpg
28KB, 768x768px
>>58770502
>That penis to vagina ratio
>>
>>58770508
excel/vba/sql work desu

Or research roles at commercial intelligence firms.
>>
File: moneyforoldrope.jpg (12KB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
moneyforoldrope.jpg
12KB, 500x282px
>>58770508
>>
File: portillo chuckle.gif (984KB, 252x276px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
portillo chuckle.gif
984KB, 252x276px
>>58770448
>>
>>58770224
a drunk mind makes the purchases of a sober heart
>>
>>58766418
does she know her glasses have no lenses on them lmao
>>
>>58770577
ye
>>
>>58770403
tickles my jungle fever desu
>>
>>58770508
tech support
>>
File: image.jpg (28KB, 401x401px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
28KB, 401x401px
She is my moon and stars, yet she will never be mine
>>
pineal decalcification when
>>
>>58770423
Mixed, one or two did. I still don't even know what I want to do with my life.
The fact I'm 24 and still posting here is worrying enough,
>>
>>58770628
qt
>>
>>58770561
literally this
>>
File: 2ds5Lza.jpg (34KB, 720x511px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2ds5Lza.jpg
34KB, 720x511px
they've been feeding us lies, open your eyes
>>
>>58770628
Sun & Stars - Man
Moon of my Life - Woman

lrn2dothraki scrub
>>
penis is calcified lads
>>
what would a flat earther say if they went on one of those Virgin Galactic planes and saw the earth was round lads?

reckon they'd still deny it?
>>
File: 1462210563113.webm (2MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462210563113.webm
2MB, 640x640px
>>
>>58770638
you want to be an #agile developer
>>
hate all you cunts
>>
>>58770508
doctor
>>
>>58770638
There's no rush lad.

I always believe that if you get on the bottom of the ladder where you wanna be by thirty you'll be right.

Good luck and god speed lad, hopefully the meme power carries us and we finally get decent grad jobs.

Just save. I'm literally just banking 600 quid a month and hope I can buya flat one day or something

>Tfw my life is so pathetic I'm arguing about making memes on 4chan
>>
>>58770663
You know these are made by white people.
>>
>>58770691
don't actually like agile

always have 4-5 days each sprint where I have fuck all to do
>>
File: 1459189411939.jpg (11KB, 250x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459189411939.jpg
11KB, 250x240px
>>58770628
I would listen to her farts through a walkie talkie
>>
>>58770677
trick of the light
>>
>>58770677
obviously because you can't observe the whole globe at once. they'd still only see one side of it
>>
>>58770665
nerd
>>
>>58770677
convinced flat earthers are all an elaborate ruse so probably
>>
>>58770681
id cunt
>>
>>58770694
this 2bh
>>
do girls generally like getting slapped in the face during sex
>>
>>58770714
Good luck m8, you seem like a nice lad and are clearly intelligent since you went to youxbridge. You'll be fine.
>>
>>58770714
there is a rush, get on the ladder asap
>>
you ever bent over and cum in your own face?
>>
>>58770731
fair

what if they went on the ISS? got to do a spacewalk so they knew the windows weren't just tvs
>>
>>58770677

What do you gain by convincing people the world is round when it's really flat?
>>
>>58770785
My ex liked it, she liked light choking too
>>
>>58770803
just do that lying down
>>
>>58770785
yes and I've watched a lot of porn so I'd know
>>
>>58770823
My ex hated choking but I really got off on it.

Feel guilty in hindsight for always choking her when she asked me not to
>>
>>58770823
FONT
>>
File: 1460034324618.jpg (87KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460034324618.jpg
87KB, 600x600px
kek
>>
>>58770677
Flat earthers are just a meme, right?
>>
>>58770803
I imagine you'd immediately regret it after jizzing
>>
>>58770882
Unfortunately no. Flat earthers, 9/11 inside jobers, holocaust deniers, all real.
>>
>>58770858
>nonce

any substance to that or is he just taking the piss?
>>
File: 1459356321037.gif (402KB, 479x361px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459356321037.gif
402KB, 479x361px
>>58770852
I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND THIS IS YOUR REPLY?!?!
>>
File: 14321422423543.png (356KB, 1280x1266px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
14321422423543.png
356KB, 1280x1266px
>>58770858
Lmao
>>
>tfw you can only jack off by straddling an object
>tfw you never learned how to use your hands
>>
oi lads do any of you remember a show years back that was on Channel 4

the premise was that these 10 or so normal people had been chosen to go up to space on the ISS or some shit, when in fact they were just in a set within a studio?

I remember one episode they had to do a funeral for some russian dog that went into space and died

they got voted out gradually and revealed that it was just a set

anyone know what I'm on about>??
>>
>>58770939

>jack off

fuck off yank
>>
>>58770947
was it presented by vernon kay?
>>
>>58770947
You seem to be combining a prank about being in space with Big Brother
>>
>>58770785
Depends on the girl

I had one who liked being slapped and choked and all kinda kinky shit
I had one that liked being on top and slapping me.
>>
File: images.jpg (4KB, 220x124px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
images.jpg
4KB, 220x124px
>>58770919
I unironically believe the holocaust was a lie
>>
File: 1461714784156.jpg (438KB, 1083x634px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461714784156.jpg
438KB, 1083x634px
will they ever learn?
>>
>>58770970
don't remember Tbh, it was years and years back
>>
>>58770919
How terrifying.
>>
>>58770947
>>58770970
>>58770974
found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wjPxl1DAE


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_(TV_series)
>>
>>58770994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_%28TV_series%29

this?
>>
lads i watched a holocaust denying video on youtube earlier and it was pretty convincing ngl
>>
>>58770947
Yeah can't believe they didn't catch on when there was gravity in space.
>>
>>58771042
Oh my god what is wrong with your link >>58771030
>>
attention JIDF

poster #58771045 knows too much
>>
File: IMG_2024.png (658KB, 583x584px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_2024.png
658KB, 583x584px
>I believe that 9/11 actually happened and NYC is a real place
>>
>>58770785
I'm gay and I love it, as well as being spanked and choked and stuff. So I imagine many grills do to?
>>
>>58770961
>tfw this is your only reply
>>
File: Shut It Down.png (36KB, 377x338px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Shut It Down.png
36KB, 377x338px
>>58771096
>>
>>58771045
The maths don't lie, not saying the jews weren't persecuted, just don't believe 6 million were killed
>>
>>58771098
convinced that america as a whole is a meme
>>
Told the girl I like that I like her.

Kmn
>>
>>58771120
omg racist, why so anti-semitic Paddolf?
>>
>>58771063
>>58771042
>>58771030
>All nine contestants won a genuine trip to Russia, including a trip to Star City (a small town to the north-west of Moscow which is the home to a Cosmonaut training facility); and a ride on a parabolic flight to experience weightlessness (known as a Vomit Comet) for around 25 seconds. In addition, each Cadet won a cash prize of £5,000 each. The three Cadets who went into 'space' won a cash prize of £25,000 each (£5,000 per "day in space").
>>
File: 1438448157286.jpg (304KB, 2048x1366px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1438448157286.jpg
304KB, 2048x1366px
>>
How much do you lads have in savings?

Am I meant to have more? I'm 20 and have like 2 grand and that's it
>>
>>58771143
What was her reaction
>>
File: o1SmfxV.png (225KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
o1SmfxV.png
225KB, 500x375px
>Why yes I do believe that other races are inherently inferior to whites.
>>
>>58771152
>Paddolf

My sides
>>
>>58771163
18 and have 3.5k
>>
new
>>58768497
>>58768497
>>58768497
>>
>>58771163
35,000 22 years old, fuck all really
>>
>>58771120
there is a camp in poland where apparently about 700,000 died (second only to auschwitz) where they claimed the gassing was done using stolen russian tanks/submarine diesel engines
sounds a bit off
>>
>>58771165
"Oh"
>>
File: 1461721310178.jpg (84KB, 496x750px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461721310178.jpg
84KB, 496x750px
>>58771192
>I believe all races are equal
>>
Why is "diversity" now being used as an adjective?
>>
>>58771120
meanwhile: 11 billion irish were killed in the potato famine and it's our fault.
Thread replies: 354
Thread images: 61
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK