just fuck my life up sempai edition
cara
cara
kpop desu
>>58766315
POST FUCKING MACHINES
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cara
cara
>>58766319
*goes to nowfashion.com*
not really happy with this thread
not a nice OP image
not a nice edition
jew as the OP
nah, think I'm going to sit this one out lads
slags
dara
>>58766319
Bf just sent me this
>>58766365
>kpop desu
>kpop
>pop
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>58766391
my my you are a tough one to please
karen
cold in
HILARY
karen
British girls are alright you know
ah yes I'm very glad our strict firearms laws appear to be working
>>58766432
think your bf is a bit gay haha
>>58766407
Lol its the crimson chin
posting from my laptop but using a bluetooth keyboard haha what am i like an absolute madman i reckon
HILARY
sara
I walk into /brit/
upon my face rests a pair of white rimmed sunglasses
"Soula Boi" is written on the lenses in white-out
>>58766315
post machines
>>58766465
Looks like we need to regulate guns more
>>58766362
>>58766383
>>58766386
good posts
>>58766457
>daisy "omega" ridley
>>58766457
White women arr rook same.
Chili con carne for dinner
>>58766465
Guess how many under-5s were killed by firearms accidents in the us this year
Hint: It's more than zero
>>58766457
I know
>>58766070
>>58766457
quite embarassing someone went through the effort to make that pic
https://youtu.be/EL2GmThcmZg
choon
WAs two hours late for work this morning, Cunts didn't tell me I was supposed to be in, Now I'll have to listen to HR tomorrow
>>58766503
Looks fake, like a skinwalker
dad's considering buying a maserati
*spits on you*
Why do pakis love letting off fireworks all year round?
They're letting them off in the day right now.
>>58766391
Ken "GLC IED" "Red Ben Garrison" "Shipping land mines to Palestine" "PLO IPO" "IRA field day" "National Socialist" "Mayor of Muslims" "Hitler did nothing wrong" Livingston pls
>>58766457
Best ones are Sara, Keira and Cara
>>58766544
Even more embarrassing is that hey included Karen Danczuk
>>58766457
>no aisha
>>58766530
guess how many died by drowning? should we ban swimming pools too?
Watching Django Unchained - A Ballymurphy Nigger!
>>58766639
alri gerry
*Makes a big fuss over brexit and how i'm going to be voting OUT*
*Votes for a bremain really*
t. me soon
>>58766465
one person was murdered so laws against murder are clearly pointless.
>>58766621
>not liking are karens tits
*pulls out bag of tangfastics*
*opens it neatly*
*offers the bag to everyone in this thread*
anyone want a sweet? dont take any of the cherries though.
maisie
>you will never have this
Why do they put adverts in on demand shows
I am not going to watch them
Na na na na
na na na na
hey, hey, hey
you're a cunt
>>58766503
I fucking hate Hillary so much.
Of every human being on earth who isn't Saudi Royalty, Hillary would come last on the list of people I would vote for.
>>58766433
bbyong~~
>>58766639
the fucking madman
where?
>>58766672
*pops your cherry*
>>58766672
*takes a cherry*
*go to grab a sweet*
*the twat is clutching the bag too tight, I can't take one*
ah-ha, very funny
* return home and start drinking*
*takes a ring but also sneaks a cherry in my palm*
>>58766712
What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>58766672
dont eat gelatin
>>58766677
improved
leftie on jewbook shilling for corbyn just reminded me of the local elections, just put down my votes for ukip and sent it off
cheers la
>>58766700
whats she actually done that bad apart from be le establishment
>The White House announced on Sunday that Malia Obama, the president’s older daughter, would be among the thousands of students to take a so-called gap year between high school and college.
a so-called gap year, or as i like to call it, gapesh
>>58766749
why not?
>>58766672
*robs all the cola bottles*
>>58766684
Me stroking his hair
>>58766769
>"""""""""moderate""""""""" normies
>>58766672
*rubs sticky hands over as many sweets as possible while digging to the bottom of the bag*
*knocks half of them on the floor*
*pulls out 3 cherries, a dummy and 2 coke bottles*
decent lad cheers
what is a 'bank holiday' exactly anyway?
>>58766663
She's ugly af, her tits are fake and her body shape is just an undefined mass of flab.
Plus she has those freak rodent teeth
>>58766749
Rasheed
>>58766672
*takes a crocodile, the ogjectively superior sweet*
>>58766776
haram mate
>>58766769
who honestly cares
>>58766776
>>58766804
im vegan
>>58766800
Bonus holiday for the bankers
>>58766655
nice strawman
murder is illegal everywhere and also happens to bear no correlation to the number of guns
http://www.flemishpeaceinstitute.eu/6700-deaths-firearms-eu-each-year
>>58766712
>>58766768
She's the worst kind of "le establishment", she doesn't even fucking pretend there's a choice.
Obama, sure, I can roll with it.
Hillary, no, fuck that. No. You make it too clear you expect to just fucking walk into the presidency. Well fuck you.
>smuggling things into prison is punishable by being sent to prison
max_jej
>>58766830
tax the bankers holidays to 90%
give the holidays to the poor soldiers ffs
>>58766769
Is she going to South East Asiah on her gap yah?
And will she chundah everywah?
>>58766672
*takes all of them and leaves you only with orange dummies*
:^)
>>58766802
>Real women? No thank you m'lady. They're ugly af, have fake tits and rodent teeth. Now where's my waifu figurine gotten to?
no thanks, got my own packet
listening to some tracks off the forthcoming hypoxia ep lads
*rubs cola bottles on my eyes*
uh oh normies are about
hope they let me finish my wank
>>58766842
but whats she done wrong?
>>58766842
And she will absolutely annihilate Trump in November kek
>>58766836
>>58766735
>>58766315
You can judge the character of a man by his preferred Tim Curry movie.
To disrespect Tim Curry proves you are no man at all.
Cunt
>>58766873
Me behind the camera
>>58766903
everyone in my house is on a comedown so it's dead as fuck
excellent
Fairly hyped for hoi4 at this point
>>58766898
errr alri....
>>58766915
Back to facebook with that shit
>>58766831
>murder is illegal everywhere
de jure, de-facto legal in a ton of muslamistani/african shitholes
>and also happens to bear no correlation to the number of guns
murder rates may not, your own link states:
>There is a relationship between firearm possession and the number of deaths by firearms: in countries with more firearms, there are usually more deaths by firearms.
or in inverse: less firearms = less firearm deaths. even if other deaths increase to compensate, this demonstrates the effectiveness of reducing the number of firearms in reducing FIREARM deaths.
>>58766924
not been to see auntie mandy in fucking ages
hopefully having a big few nights before I graduate
>>58766805
foam sweets are the worst you absolute weirdo
>>58766903
*bursts in*
Hahahaha, you having a tug lad?? Hahaha, anon's having a tug, everyone! Come and have a look!
>You can judge the character of a man by his preferred Tim Curry movie.
Lads, on a dating app that's not Tinder.
Girls keep liking me. What's the catch?
All single mothers.
Fuck my life.
>>58766924
>taking ecstacy
>>58766915
Muppets Treasure island with RHPS and Home Alone 2 in joint second.
>>58766906
fail to pretend she thinks there's a chance she'll lose.
acting is very important in politics.
>>58766986
you can pick a premium wife's son from the crop lad don't worry
*walks in*
*farts*
haha proper stinky that lads take care
>>58766986
what app?
>>58766950
>demonstrates the effectiveness of reducing the number of firearms in reducing FIREARM deaths
firearm deaths aren't inherently worse than other deaths
>>58766977
first time in a few months for me last night
won't be doing it again until after exams tho
>>58766987
>not
>>58766915
muppet treasure island, rocky horror or congo
>>58766914
>>58766987
>not taking ecstacy
boring cunt
>>58766986
Smash and dash lad haha
SOUND SYSTEM HEAVYWEIGHT
READY TO ACCELERATE
hate cherries lads, anyone want mine?
Why do people think we're any different from Ye olde medieval times of people's invading each other etc? Did history stop after WW2? We just live more comfortably than before, but everything else is the same.
Advantages of having a small willy:
>Erections aren't as visible through trousers
>Looks cute in women's underwear
>Easier to deepthroat
>>58767027
no exams for me, shit ton of coursework though
got some acid, might have that at a day festival or something
>>58766987
>(you)
>>58766987
hmmm
*appends "is a giant gay cunt" in my lodger under your entry*
>>58766924
I'm on a comedown getting a train atm. The high on mandy is definitely worth it though. Bona fide normie reporting
>why yes, I do think the government has the right to forbid me from buying bits of metal and plastic, or as you call them, "guns"
>>58767024
I don't care. The first post implied that strict firearms laws (reduced number of firearms) were ineffective in reducing firearms deaths.
Whichever one of you Rasheeds posted this yesterday in the eggy bread thread, thanks. Just made it and it was actually p good.
>>58767056
50 "rasheed" replies incoming
>>58766979
n-no
cheeky piss up at mine lads whos keen? bring your own grog and dont even think about not using a coaster haha
>>58767010
>Thinking I'm a pedo
>>58767012
Badoo
>>58767051
Considering it
>>58767140
Rasheed
>why yes, I do think the government has the right to forbid me from putting certain chemicals into my own body
>>58767131
Can you buy guns for hunting in the UK?
>>58767058
funnily enough, the 1990s were regularly thought of at the time as 'the end of history'. 9/11 brought it all crashing down in people's minds though
>>58767157
>pedo
fuck off yank
https://youtu.be/96Blv8mYpDw?t=409
>Ken17 minutes ago
>The 2 @ 6:49 are just off the hook, on a whole other level. I know that you all tell me that I would get used to the beauty but just can't see how that would be commonplace. They are two of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen. The whole video could be just looking at them and I would still watch it a hundred times. Bangkok 112 you Sir have outdone yourself with those two. Thank You
just remembered this kid in primary school who painted white out all over the tip of his dick
apparently he went for a piss and it burned him so bad he was shouting and crying during
>>58767147
*comes*
*thinks about not using a coaster*
>>58767171
yep, just not semi-auto
any calibre where you have to manually cycle the action is fine
>>58767058
>Why do people think we're any different from Ye olde medieval times of people's invading each other etc
Because we do it by proxy a lot more often now.
The mainland US or UK isn't at serious risk of a conventional invasion (say by Russia.) even though we frequently masturbate to the idea.
>>58767056
is this actually you?
wish i could get a gf tbqh
>>58767204
Fuck off Mohammed.
>>58767147
>cheeky
>piss
>keen
>grog
>coaster
This mumbojumbo isn't even English.
>>58767171
Yeah guns aren't banned just harder to get than in most countries - it's hand guns that have the really heavy restrictions on them due to laws new labour made after the dunblane massacre
>>58767171
yes
you can buy guns for a fair few reasons, it's just self defence or 'I want a gun' that aren't valid. Still bullshit but not as bad as /k/ or /pol/ memes make it out to be.
>>58767138
some lad on /britfeel/ got disowned by his parents yesterday because he fell asleep making eggy bread and almost burned the house down
haha just remembered that one time the cool group in primary school told me i'd get to be their mate if i dipped my willy in white paint and went for a piss. stung so bad i was screaming and tearing up like a little bitch haha
>>58767225
yeah
>>58767058
Because of mutually assured destruction from nuclear weapons
>>58767244
t. Yank
(fuck off)
>>58766872
What's real about her? She has implants, you fucking daft strawmanning paki
>>58767250
>new labour
The Tories passed the handgun ban lad
Blair took it a step further and banned .22 target pistols but every other handgun type was banned by the Major government
>>58767210
why dont you friggin respect me xD
>>58767283
pooey lynx lad
>>58767206
I don't believe anybody who's not a sex tourist goes to Bangkok 2bh
>>58767058
This is why no one cares that we're being invaded by Islam. "It's 2016! This doesn't happen anymore"
the kid also pissed on some fat girl because he was pissing out the window and she walked past
>>58767147
ah mate what a shout, I'm sitting here absolutely parched, spitting feather I tell you
I'll head round your gaff in a bit, just got to tell the missus I'm popping out for a few jars (you know what she's like)
need me to pick up any king lears on the way?
Only got up an hour ago. Just want to sleep forever.
>>58767298
>le MAD meme
no country currently uses a MAD doctrine
haha i pissed so hard on this chunky chick that she got flaks of pissy white chips all over her it was mad funny
>>58767328
she's v. pretty
can you arrange a marriage pls?
>>58767027
>>58767042
>>58767094
>>58767111
>tfw you realise you've been shitposting with a bunch of teenagers
>>58767387
the one in the middle? haha
could beat him if i'm honest
https://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM
oi fuck off Dwayne stop showing everyone your willy
>>58767348
cornetto
>dawn of war 3
>most likely a ww2 battlefield
>total war warhammer
I might just delay my suicide another year lads
>>58766365
you the lad I was talking to yesterday about the vocaroo?
>tfw iron pineapple probably cut me off because i actually survived for a while while he was trying to gangbang me
>Aside from special temporary exemptions for major events such as the 2012 Olympics, pistol shooting for sporting purposes has been effectively banned since 1997. As a result, the GB pistol squad has to practice abroad
haha fucks sake
Playing FO4 again lads, just romanced Piper
>>58767390
literally not a teenager
>>58767253
>/britfeel/
>>58767390
fuck off fun sponge
pineal gland stauts: raisin-esque
>>58767417
haha more like showering everyone mate
*pisses on you*
get some GET SOME
>>58766432
post his nethers
>>58767430
I keep thinking about suicide but then I remember that sweet shitposting and those dank memes.
>>58767430
Dawn of war 3 announcement where?
Hope it isn't Company of Space Marines again
>>58767368
hola redditino you know what i mean you fuckin nerd
>>58767440
Yes
alright lad
need a taytay gf
>>58767430
>most likely a ww2 battlefield
don't reckon they'd shoot themselves in the foot when everything's been heading towards more futuristic games
my money's on 2143
hope that guys room mates did some bad ecstasy and die
Dwayne get fucked I'm telling Ms Carter
Is dep ped/ ring around lad here?
talking to a qt redhead on snapchat from tinder
>>58767477
They're for my eyes (and hands) only ;)
Hey guys and girls how's it going
the elites aren't human
>>58767523
mean
>>58767516
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GGRdwfhl-U
>>58767512
found it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0knSXd5zzbl
wasn't red velvet
Sir Harry Kroto has died lads :(
>he's never done ecstasy
lads, hope on a flight to Berlin and get some good stuff, spend the night in a grotty techno dungeon and I promise it will change your outlook on life
I used to be the same as you before I did it, made me realise a lot of stuff
best night of my life Tbh
>>58767546
what lmao
>>58767450
>not romancing the Irish slag
for shame
>>58767550
>caralad is a normie
roo
>>58767563
Literally who?
>>58767570
>techno
>>58767598
kekekeke
>>58767563
RIP ;_;
>>58767496
dawn of war twitter put up a poster for an announcement tomorrow
>>58767598
kek
Just realised why it smells so much worse if you fart in the bath.
>>58767550
there's a qt barrista who i buy my coffee off
might try get her number like i did with that baker's delight qt haha you know what i'm like lads
>>58767546
allo
>>58767451
>>58767458
that's even more pathetic
>Grotty techno dungeon in rasheed central
>>58767631
Did you do it in the end?
Just read your email,
>>58767517
I seen a few leaks on /v/ of a trailer screening. Might be fake but I'm hoping it's world war 2. I'm really sick of le jumpy shooty space wars
>>58767628
do it lad
>>58767563
my uni mentioned
>>58767676
was that the one with the 3 box arts? it's a confirmed fake
>>58767676
>tfw no bad company prequel of their forebears getting up to antics in wwii
I'm really cool because I do drugs and smoke which are things that good little boys aren't supposed to do I'm such a rebel what am I like xx
>>58767676
2142 (3) is mech hard sci fi space wars lad
whats the plan for you lads tonight? i just finished meeting up with my mate, copping a devilish pub feed and grabbing a drink, then we smoked a j in the park and watched that new captain america flick at the cinemas
>tfw want to spend £1200 on a fucking chair
>>58767696
sheffield or sussex?
>>58767561
Haha brilliant, cheers m8 I enjoyed that
It's oh my girl - liar liar
>>58767673
frightened the life out me lad thought I'd been doxxed
I'll reply to your email
>>58767718
Bollocks
>>58767732
were you ever just waiting for your mate?
>>58767610
pig faced harlot
you shall never have my virginity
>>58767696
sheffield lad?
>>58767742
ugly and uncomfortable
>>58767787
nah i was 15 minutes late
>>58767722
As much as I loved the bad companys, DICE can't make a campaign for shit. They're so boring and generic
Feeling pretty good lads
>>58767787
kek
>>58767840
:] why?
>>58767808
>>58767771
yeah sheffield
on the front page of the website now haha, saw it when i went to do some studying
>>58767732
>we smoked a j in the park
>>58767834
>bad company campaigns
>boring and generic
umm... try again sweetie :)
Blackwater is the best GoT episode
>>58767880
whats wrong with that bro? weed cure cancer
This for £300
Cop or not lads?
>>58767872
you doing chemistry lad?
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36185694
hmm... couldn't be a religous problem.... so what is it..
talking to a qt on interpals, she seems really clingy
lets see how this goes
>>58767834
I at least enjoy the bad company campaigns
>>58767908
cop
1 mp, red ken and 3 councillors already suspended from the labour party over this anti semitism crisis haha
