POTUS edition
cara.
crayon pop
cara
plymouth
I honestly can't see donald trump winning
maisie
*doxxes everyone ITT and sends their posts to their friends, parents, employers & oneitis*
Terrorists = Real muslims because they follow the Quran word for word
"""Peaceful muslims"""" = Fake muslims because they've either never read the Quran in their lives or chose to ignore half of it
kpop lads
>>58768469
haggard old dog
janny is gonna blow a gasket
>>58768469
>Le barely-educated, politically-vocal actor face
>>58768487
not your best pic
Imagine instead of the sea level rising, it lowered, imagine the seas drained
Imagine waking up and seeing larger, and larger beaches
need a maisie gf to blow my gasket if you know what i mean lads
Kyary
lads how fucked will you be if all your /brit/posts turned into facebook statuses?
>>58768518
i don't get it
Kek this Labour councillor shared the exact same image that got Naz Shah suspended and started the whole anti semitism crisis
wonder how many others shared it
>>58768517
would love to explore the trenches
too bad i will NEVER be able to do that haha
>>58768545
extremely
>scalp psoriasis
RRREEEEEEEE, no merciful god would blight a person with this.
>>58768481
>or chose to ignore half of it
You mean like pretty every religion in the world does?
>>58768545
very
i bitch about everyone i know on here
>>58768546
do the old tug on my willy with her mouth
>>58768487
stick to posting the bouncy ball thank you
>I'm supposed to get up at 7am for work and it's approaching 3am
>>58768635
literally all me joonas
>>58768635
all me
>>58768648
>trying to nick my (You)s
gonna call the rozzers of you m8
>>58768635
all me
>>58768562
>save America billions
>costs 3 years of defense budget ($1.8 trillion)
ah yes particularly impressive
havent revised
>>58768641
my gf filming
>>58768697
me on the left
>>58768648
joonas
>>58768367
bit of money and whatever else you want, same degree :^) maybe we could meet up ;)
>>58768687
good lad
>>58768697
'sheed
>>58768716
hewat
>>58768641
Was this recorded in a fucking church?
>>58768687
same
Just got a call from my boss congratulating me on my work haha
Bonus pls lmao
>>58768517
Where is the water going?
>>58768585
still don't get it
>>58768674
#FucKonami
>>58768635
*kysses you*
ballymurphy nigger 2bh
>>58768763
willy sucky sucky then i semen in her mouth
>>58768753
Doxxed :)
>>58768724
what year you in lid?
>>58768641
Fuck she's a qt
>doing a half marathon in london this weekend
>it's going to be 24 (twenty-four) degrees
>>58768674
I got this game on all platforms
>>58768789
3rd
>>58768826
I didn't know england got weather like that
>>58768877
probably gonna be in labs a bit later desu lid
>>58768641
hard to believe that whale is an actual person beneath all that mental illness
>>58768826
imagine if you died lad (haha)
>>58768826
*steals your waterbottle from the sideline*
whats the deal with spiders? theres one in my bathroom perched on a web for the last week and it hasn't budged the whole time. literally not even a millimeter
I realize theres probably not much going on upstairs with them, but how can they just sit there for seemingly indefinite periods completely still without moving whatsoever unless you blow on or prod them
its obviously not going to catch any prey where it has decided to locate so its likely it will die in the next few weeks or so but its probably not even going to move again before it does
>>58768783
LIterally just doxxed you
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Race: Black
Nationality: British
I could go on....
>>58768954
go on lad
bought a joint from a coffee shop today lads
White waitress denied tip by black racist; online pledges topping £2,000
>>58769002
lowerclass
bit of a twat
ugly
>>58768946
Kill it before it lays eggs inside your brain while you're pooping and the babies eat you from the inside, out
what should I wank to?
Why is Britain's drug policy going the complete opposite direction other western countries are lads?
Most other western countries are moving to decriminilise and legalise and we're banning more shit.
>>58769036
my dead nan
>>58769036
*whips my cock out*
go on lad
>>58769064
go do your drugs underneath a bridge where you belong you degenerate rat
using internet explorer ironically
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/david-cameron-once-tried-to-woo-angela-merkel-over-eu-negotiations-by-making-a-powerpoint-of-them-hugging--ZkKD1x3gfZ
big dave is a right charmer
>>58768954
>Species: Human
Questionable ...
>Nationality: British
top kek
>>58769036
mexican sugar dancing
>>58769113
quality banter
>>58769115
imagine having to even pretend to hug merkel
>>58769064
THE BLOODY TORIES
H
E
B
L
O
O
D
Y
T
O
R
I
E
S
that statement greater manchester police put out about the mastercard pills is so fucking retarded
>>58768752
Time for bed, night night.
>>58769115
You can't blame him for struggling; Merkel is fully-blown autistic.
Would you shag the bird of someone you know lads?
>>58769193
care to explain why it's retarded?
>>58768826
>tfw 35-42C every day for the past 3 weeks
It doesn't get any easier with time.
Midnight and I'm sweating buckets
>>58769228
clearly not
I feel like we're past peak /brit/ now. We don't even have funny new memes these days. Might just head over to reddit.
>>58769115
first thing I saw on the page was this, and did a laugh
>>58769283
You probably came here from reddit mid-2015 anyway kiddo.
>>58769283
Reddit is great
Its way less 'Reddit' then I thought it would be, spend the majority of my time there now
>>58769283
Yes just head over to the place that posts 4chan memes 2 years after they die out here.
So how about that footy this weekend, eh lads?
>>58769283
>implying whining makes things better
MELT
would you?
*steals your maple syrup*
>>58769283
Brit used to be better when it was self depreciating but still funny.
Now it's just edgy tards being aggressive to each other like /b/
Will they ever make a comeback?
>>58769321
Mate I am one of the driving forces behind /brit/. I am behind such well-loved gimmicks as yorkposting and was the one who brought us tomposting.
>>58769365
me in the middle
>tfw invented Rasheed
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/02/jamie-vardy-party-host-leicester-players-tottenham-match
BRING
>>58769235
no actual saying of what her actual cause of death was, could have been a number of things that just happened whilst she took the pill
if it was the fault of the pill, then it was clone someone made and probably had PMA in it or something, the majority of those red mastercards are actually fine -- the statement is not gonna stop people taking them, they should be advising people to use test kits on their pills before they take them
>>58769382
>self depreciating
>>58769396
wait you mean york posting as in "ahh nice very impressive"?
sorry but i think i invented that
>>58769115
Berlusconi said it right when he called Merkel "an unfuckable lard ass".
>>58769437
how can they lose it now?
>>58769396
I'm the life and soul of /brit/ ngl
I am the following:
'Choonposter'
'Runt' ('sync)
'Janny's Dad' (WordsThatFollow)
'Le Ebin Pollster' (Prolific strawpoller)
>>58769462
>ahh nice very impressive
how is that yorkposting?
>>58769481
>>58769481
>WordsThatFollow
I showed /brit/ WordsThatFollow
>tfw invented the sea plane
>>58769494
die new boy
>>58769394
I can see them replacing Labour as the leftist party if Corbyn just keeps happening.
>>58769481
>Choonposter
ignore your posts completly
>'Runt' ('sync)
>'Janny's Dad' (WordsThatFollow)
>'Le Ebin Pollster' (Prolific strawpoller)
everyone makes polls you twat
>>58769494
It's full form was something like...
>Phone up speculatively looking for a job
>'And what university did you attend'
>The University of York
>'Aaahhh yes, very impressive'
>>58769497
Nice 'shop la.
>>58769501
Good on you.
So fucking hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH8T2VbVWgQ
>>58769396
You're actually not though lad, because I brought that to brit when I was doing my essay in york uni library.
I also rbought the very nice, impressive meme because I was ringing round for work experience and smoebody asked what uni I went to.
Stop chatting shit
>>58769556
this tbqh
>>58769441
>Thnking they want to help people as opposed to just keeping up da wur on drags!!!!!
It's no different to prohibition in yankland forcing people to drink shit that might make them blind.
whats the general name for like hotels, b&bs, hostels etc
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>58769593
buildings
>>58769562
It was
>Phone up speculatively to ask for work experience
>Woman on the phone asks what uni I go to
>'York'
>'Ahhh nice, very impressive'
Good feel desu
>>58769593
Accommodation?
>>58769586
I know you're just winding me up but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here who used to literally post from the beanbags bit in york uni library
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>58769593
sleepy overs
Lads, h-help...
I was sitting at my main town centre place which has lots of benches and nice non-aggressive normies out enjoying the sunshine casually vaping while trying to maintain the semi-respectable tan I've built up recently when one middle-aged middle-class guy who was sitting across from me eating a sandwich asked that I stop. I said okay then he kept trying to make his case (I'm trying to eat, bit worrying when I've got asthma")even though I was being totally compliant. Didn't even correct him when he referred to the vapour as 'smoke'.
There was silence for a bit then he mentioned that he was getting ready to go for a hike/walk. I thought I'd try to be social and say something lighthearted:
>are you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>i'm sorry?
>a-are y-you one of these people who can go all day on a sandwich?
>I'm sorry, what?
>i-i know - i've seen some people who can go all day on a s-sandwich
>I'm very sorry I still don't know what you mean
I then rephrased the whole thing in a story format about my past experiences when walking and seeing people who only ever seem to eat one sandwich. He understood after that and talked about his breakfast then he left, thanking me for being considerate.
This was about ten minutes ago and I'm still shaking.
havent revised at all lads hahahahaha i am so fucked LMAO
>>58769593
pay wayey sleep and stayey
>>58769622
You're talking absolute shite lad because it all started when I was doing my essay at 3am and asked if anybody else was about until some lads said meet me at the beanbags.
Stop chatting
>>58769593
accommodation?
>>58769644
same wahey
need to do some coursework still too
>>58769658
now fuck off
only joking lol
>>58768641
That's a really poor choice in eye makeup.
haha who /a levels/ here
might go in the attic and dig out my old copies of the beano tbqh
>>58769644
lmao do drugs and other such student activities instead
>>58769661
I don't remember it very clearly but I'm 90% sure it was just me in the library and about fifteen anons pretending to also be there.
Where are the beanbags?
Immigrating to this thread.
I really really really wish I was from New Zealand desu.
I feel like as an Immigrant, even from a white European country, I wouldn't be treated the same as a native. (and even if I was, differing childhood experience etc becomes a problem.)
>>58769627
this
all the other answers are jokes
>>58769636
Stopped reading at 'mouth-fedora'.
Accommodation is too long, need a 9 letter max word
>>58768641
2 people recorded that blob
I can only assume the other one was a dude because he didn't also record himself
>I typically eat 50 chickens a year
Vegans btfo
Why are NZ/Aus accents so hard to fake?
Why did they make her black? What reason did they have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kO-pVsc3E
>>58769772
'sleepshop'
>>58769781
The Manchester accent sounds Asstrailian to me m80
>>58769781
they don't sound at all similar to the paki accent rasheed
>>58769733
It's strangely annoying me that you're talking so much shit.
I was doing an essay at 3am at Christmas and said about how fucked I was and asked if anybody was about.
Some lads started saying 'I'm by the beanbags' and some others said the Christmas tree.
I posted proof and then people spammed the library for days.
The beanbags are top floor at the very end of the room against the walls you can write on.
Stop chatting shite.
>An Israeli hummus cafe is giving 50 per cent off to Jews and Arabs who eat together
>>58769792
it's common practice in plays to basically not give a fuck about race.
>>58769772
>/brit/ do my crossword puzzle for me!
>>58769772
guesthous (e)
>>58769636
please stay indoors from now on
>>58769772
Lodgings?
>>58769792
it's just a game of thrones ripoff anyway
>>58769832
cor hope she's wiped
>post yfw Brits worship a Kraut rape baby from the ugliest city in Germany
>>58769839
not a crossword puzzle
>>58769847
perfect
>>58769842
below par
>>58769772
housing?
>>58769820
That might have been me then, I was literally in the library. I don't remember you posting proof. Why didn't you come to the beanbags? We could have started the york /brit/ society
>>58769792
Specifically to annoy you. No other reason, just to raise your salt and indignation.
>>58769892
WOO HOO
>>58769636
>>58769892
grim
>>58769892
Jesus fucking christ
>>58769892
Wew
are they from britland?
>>58769892
all my produce
>>58769900
This was literally about 2-3 years ago when I was in second year, I've since graduated and started work.
Are you confusing people memeing for the original time?
I told anybody who was there to come see me as I was sat alone next to the big windows at the desks besides the stairs and nobody did except one autistic bender who kept looking at me but I wasn't sure if he was from /brit/
>>58769892
those boats are incredibly degenerate
Rolling a joint lads
Fuck the boydem
>>58769890
Nah doesn't have the right meaning for my purpose
>"I wish I has spent more time shit posting on 4chan"
Procured a couple of these slags for tonight's drinking.
>>58769979
No, we're talking about the same threads. I graduated two years ago too. What are you doing now?
>>58769991
sounds perfect for you tbf
>>58769892
so is this what womemes get up to on holiday then
>>58770026
an excellent choice my good man
poland's best export
>The """""""""""""University""""""""""""" of York
>>58769772
Buildings you thick cunt
howling at this makeup
>>58769976
most likely
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6SNGR0Ud_A
what would your reaction be?
>>58770026
I'm going to do the same
>>58770040
Don't wanna get doxxed, what do you do?
I have a grad job though.
How strange, thought people were just memeing me
>>58770062
>not zywiec
>>58770042
not into that type of degeneracy desu
>>58770094
oompa loompa
>>58769892
me behind the camera
Why hasn't DUDE WEED LOL legalised it yet?
>>58770094
>>58769892
blimey o'riley
do you have a link to all of this?
>>58770086
>hmm, I need to find a hotel, what could it be under
>ahh yes, buildings
>>58770105
I work in a semi-finance related field.
It's soul crushing as fuck and I should be applying for other jobs but I'm too lazy.
eye opening
>hurr durr blight town was hard!!!!
literally fuck off you retard
run past the fatties, down a few platforms, down the paternoster, down the platform and round the corner and boom bonfire
>>58770062
Never had them before. Seen them on offer at the Coop, 2 for £3.50 so thought I'd give them a chance with me fish and chip supper.
all work and moe play makes moe a moe moe
Lads how do I let liberal people know about the dangers of islam without coming across as a rightwinger? Not even right wing myself just see that islam is against all the cool shit in life and I want people to realise it. 7hanks lads :))
>AROUND 127 million people from Turkey, Ukraine, Georgia and Kosovo are set to gain visa-free travel to Europe as European Union (EU) bureaucrats prepare to sign off the plans this week.
lads
Fuck sake
Going through my emails and I've bought a fleshlight whilst drunk and it's based on a fucking man's arse.
>>58770184
What college lad?
I was Vanbrugh.
Are you in a grad job? Even though I am I feel loads of pressure I don't know anybody who hasn't gone on to get a ridiculously good job
>>58769892
the one on the rights tits are actually disgusting
t. virgin
>>58770094
So all the /brit/ lads that have gfs, have gfs that look like these.... lovely... ladies?
>How you want your make-up pham?
>Ever heard of jaundice?
>Say no more
>>58770186
stat woke brother
>>58770186
made my third eye stay open 2bh
>>58770171
/oceanbeat.es/photos_stream?tab=photos_albums
>>58770231
boardings?
>>58770152
The banker's bonuses: big pharma edition.
>>58770219
>travel
important >>58770219
>t. virgin
Howling
>>58770217
let's play a game
>I go to your house and break in all your windows
>pour in 100 snakes
>only 5 of them are venomous
>95 are completely safe, they can't harm you
>you don't know shit about snakes, so it takes about 1 week to investigate all of them
>you get 100 more the next day
>still only 10 venomous inside your house, so they are mostly harmless
how many times would you play?
>>58770278
yes, they will go back, why wouldn't they
stuck on the tutorial boss on dark souls 3 lads
Filthy Anglo BLOOD
>>58770227
Halifax. Didn't really have anything to do with it after first year though.
It's a grad job but the stuff I do is 90% menial and could be performed by a trained chimp. I just found out I was 0.2 marks away from passing the civil service faststream assessment centre.
>>58770217
focus on how its oppressive to women and benders
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569569/Sacre-Bleus-Outrage-France-official-anthem-national-team-s-bid-Euro-2016-glory-released-s-ENGLISH.html
>>58770320
lol
>>58770267
I've made my decision now, stop please
>>58770186
Ken "Killingsixmillion" Livingston.
>>58770308
This is actually clever, very apt analogy
>>58770177
If you don't want the correct answer, don't have it then.
>>58770353
can you summarise the article for me?
I have no intention of opening it myself
truly eye opening
>>58770330
Gutted lad.
Are you gonna apply again next year? I am. If it makes you feel better you're what, 22, 23? The average age of entrants is 27
Did all your mates go get ridiculous jobs too? I know people working in fucking America and working for major banks earning like 60k already makes me wanna suicide
Daily reminder if you're mean on4chan you're going to hell.
>>58770308
It's a nice idea, cheers lad. I can see it backfiring if they were to say "yeh but what about men being rapists man" or "punishing the majority for what the minority does".
I'm more looking for how to bring up the subject without it being awkward and seeming forced.
>>58770424
this desu
The last scene of Game of Thrones will show each Lord of all the kingdoms standing in a circle holding hands as they watch the iron throne being melted as they come together concluding that we are all one people. Then a fade to black with the hashtag #RefugeesWelcome
>>58770401
Probably the French anthem being sang in English.
when will the BBC fuck off and die
If you do good things, do good things happen to you?
>>58770308
>you're playing this in a house which already has plague-ridden rats which are breeding
>you've also got a problem with flies and rotting food, not as immediate a risk but pretty pesky
>your housemate only complains about the snakes, even though the rats are a problem of similar magnitude and the flies and stench are pretty irritating.
>you begin to suspect there's more than health concerns to your friends opposition to the game.
>>58770403
*does the chant*
*you die on the spot*
>>58770425
"ooh ek all these blooming brown people. what should we do with them?"
>>58770464
still waiting for my good thing after doing a good deed on friday
hopefully it turns up soon
>>58770224
kek
>>58770490
*forces your head*
What job can I do where I can just Google the answer every time?
>>58770219
>Turkey
NO
Fuck Turkroaches.
>>58770204
you're in for a treat my friend
very low price/% alcohol
