that one lad who's playing Ratchet and Clank on PS4 and ruined it for himself by skipping all the cutscenes Edition
>>58754740
Your OP autism is not acceptable
please stop
pure waifu
Lads
kpop desu
>>58754757
Fuck the lad who puts the edition in the subject
I shan't be having it
Why wouldn't you make the edition about me
This is shit
goddamn ebay is full of price-gouging fucks when it comes to pokemon games.
the worst part is every time you find a game that's reasonably priced it's always got the USA ESRB logo on it and a shitty warped nintendo seal of quality (i.e. it's fake.)
*looks at you from across the room*
>>58754787
when only 400
>>58754787
You will take my dick though.
>>58754779
Wow that's a pretty nice piggy picture. I like it.
>>58754779
False.
Both the Israelis and Palestinians were so disgusted by the PM's decision to fuck the pig that they united against Britain.
https://youtu.be/mu4Mr2oGwPw
>>58754811
Do you guys miss that A$AP poster?
What does fugging a boipussy feel like?
>>58754813
You think he'll wait until 400? No. He lives by different rules, we have to adapt or let him walk all over our Editions.
I shan't be having it Anon!
>>58754823
>Muzzie tries fitting in
>tfw no hair product keeps my hair in place
>playing dark souls
>fight through a level
>use all estus
>low health
>get invaded
currently curled up in a corner hoping he goes away
>>58754851
Honestly anal is disgusting and I don't get the hype, think it's a meme
Girl let me do it to her once and it was like a less lubricated vagina and my dick smelled all like shit.
Prob shoulda used a condom in retrospect
>>58754804
your hair is way too done up for someone in bed
>>58754773
I'm uncut. Honestly m8 there's very little difference between the two, if you pull back the foreskin you can barely tell a difference. But uncut is better imo because you also have the option to play with the foreskin.
t. sucked both cut and uncut dicks
>>58754851
salty battery fluid
kill all niggers
hang all kikes
burn all chinks
>>58754867
Look at American crew fiber
I know it's got American in the name you'll just have to get past that
Or if you're Asian buy gatsby
>>58754866
Oh, spread you cheeks a bit and I'll fit in all right.
>>58754897
I just didn't wash anything out from the day, see >>58754902
My hair is naturally perfect as well I can't really help it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>58754919
then you just all round try too hard
>>58754875
>>58754911
Had a dream about rape and black people last night and I'm genuinely terrified of all men right now.
>>58754823
I like Carpenter Brut lad.
>>58754941
If anything not taking the time to rinse my hair before bed isn't trying hard enough
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
>>58754953
Don't be afrait. Dreams happen so that IRL doesn't have to.
Do you know this ambrosia lads
>>58754957
Enlightened my life.
>>58755002
MICROBREWED
hold the line
Trying to lose weight. Going to go running in evenings as I can't in the morning, is this alright for losing fat?
>>58755019
I like my brews like I like my penis
>>58755002
in a carton microbrewed
right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
>>58755019
It's funny how throwing this word around will make hipsters buy it, i'm sure i'll start seeing microbrewed t-shirts that are made in the exact same factory as the 'nonmicrobrewed' ones but with a 50% added cost.
>>58755002
This plague -- the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>>58755027
Just eat less dude it's not hard
Weight loss is 90% diet if you run and still eat shit you're still gonna be fat
Snitch out the biggest roadman you know lads
>>58755035
fair enough, what's sauce for the goose etc.
>>58754957
This is an excellent post, carpentur brut is top tier music
>>58755058
Confused by this post
Is masala chai killing people over there
>>58755062
YEH INNIT DERES LIKE DIS MAN INNIT HES BLACK LIKE ME INNIT DOE AND HE DEALS DRUGS LIKE ME INNIT DOE AND RATTED ME OUT 2 DA COPS DEN DID 2 DAYS IN PRISON AND GOT RELEASED AFTA BEING CAUGHT WITH 2 POUNDS OF COKE LOL CUZ HES BLK LIKE ME AND NOW HE TALKS LIKE HES BIG INNIT IM LIKE RAH BLUD U AINT HARD SENPAI
>>58755062
it's annoying me how this makes sense but doesn't.
why politicians just tooga booga ooga suuga dooga
>still no ratchet and clank in Japan
the philipines must be weird af.
spanish american chinks whaaat
>Spider blocking bedroom door
>Can't get out
>Decide to try and kill it with deodorant
>it barely moves away but isn't dead
>Now can't get out and can't breathe
Avenge me lads
>>58755203
Have you tried asking him nicely, works here
>>58755059
Dude I'm only eating cereal and rice now. Just wondering if its okay if I run in the night I stead of morning?
Me and the lads
>>58754875
Gerry Adams is an actual fucking nutter
>>58755087
meh, they're alright
>>58754987
Decided to imagine this was andy burnham.
>>58755217
i read running on an empty stomach burns more calories
>>58755217
Rice is fattening though
It doesn't really matter when you run unless you sweat more during one time this isn't magic
>ex sends me long winded message about how awful and elitist I am
ah yes, very impressive
>>58755225
me top seat on the bus
its 11 o'clock lads
>>58755225
Gerry is a lad. There, i said it. He's fucking brilliant.
Countless fleg NI Scots annoyed. Fuckem.
>>58754875
Fucking hell
>>58755254
post it on here
>>58755279
t. Anjem Abu-Hamza Al-Shababhi
best m8s
Seen it all, I'm already there
Seen it all, I'm already there
Save your books and your pills
I don't need I'm there
You can do anything you want to
All you've got to do is try
how do they measure descent in an aircraft how do they know what angle to come down at
>>58755285
nah there's some personal tings
she took pretty much everything I said and decided I actually meant the complete opposite
About to try pea soup for the first time lads.
>>58755368
With gauges I'd wager
>>58755203
a big strong Aussie would know what to do
Hello, high, are you? Yes?
Well that explains it
Well that explains it
>>58755368
Airline pilot here.
Instant vertical situation indicator.
Measures rate of change of static pressure and tells us how fast that equates to (in feet per minute)
Our aircraft usually descend at a target descent angle of roughly 3 degrees I believe.
Where did you used to sit on the bus when you went on school excursions?
I didn't give a fuck but I was never at the very back or the very front because the cool kids and nerds/sick kids always took those seats. Had to sit near me mates though.
Who /FlatbushZombies/ here? Thought 3001 was p good desu, don't get the hate
>>58755308
Hey Northern Ireland. You're a money pit. When you start putting in you get a say son.
Go away and have a think.
>>58755405
That should be vertical speed indicator my bad
>airline pilots browse image boards
>>58755425
I'm from the South East of England mate
>>58755413
few rows just before the back
still sit there now
>>58755368
Attitude indicator for angle (both turn and nose up/down, pic related) + Variometer (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/R22-VSI.jpg)
On airliners they look slightly different (Variometer is sometimes put as a number above the altitude indicator and a line running down the Attitude indicator) but not so different you'd confuse the Attitude indicator for anything else.
>>58755405
you man you can't figure it out in your head? what do they pay you for
dunno what the fuck would be going on in my head most of the time lads ha ha
>>58755469
Hah see I knew the answer was gauges
>>58755405
Believe some airports like London City are 5 degrees too.
me and the lads
>>58755473
to flirt with cabin crew
>>58755512
me with the helmet
Getting circumcised in two weeks
Scared
>>58755413
On the bus driver's lap
>>58755512
Me on the left
>>58755462
Sure. You could have said Essex, Herts or something. You're just from the south east are you? Okay. Thats good because I fucking hate Northern Ireland. Not the Irish, just Northern Ireland.
>2 May - Monday Early May bank holiday No collections or deliveries
Fuck
I was looking forward to receiving my chastity device today
>>58755413
i tried to sit just after the stairs to the toilet because there was slightly more leg room and you didn't have your vision impaired by the backs of any seats.
>>58755529
Let me guess, phimosis.
>>58755203
that's adorable you should wear skirts
>>58755529
Don't be. They'll dope you up pretty good.
Also
>tfw blowing the first load after 6 weeks of not being allowed to fap
Literally came everywhere. Went through two packs of tissue to clean it up.
>>58755550
alright lad I'm from Essex, happy now?
Why is Judge Judy such bullshit?
She's already decided who's won the case before anybody even starts speaking.
>>58755571
Fordyce's Spots
>>58755529
welcome to the club brother pbuh
>>58755596
but they're normal?
ukboo reporting in
>>58755531
reverse nonce
>>58755567
did you have friends?
>>58755576
Nah it's just local anaesthetic because I'm going private, could literally look down and look at them taking my foreskin off
Really want general anaesthetic
>>58755596
What??????
>>58755596
lies. you're just copying the meme comment from a few days back.
>They are not associated with any disease or illness, nor are they infectious but rather they represent a natural occurrence on the body. No treatment is therefore required
>>58755368
It's a common misconception that planes angle their noses down to reduce their altitude. They keep their noses pointed level and reduce power to descend.
Thoughts?
>>58755618
>did you have friends?
of course. they also agreed with my seating logic.
>>58755567
>toilets on his buses
FOB
>>58755596
Fucking kek
>>58755629
come to think of it i usually have to walk uphill to get to bathroom but not downhill a few hours later
>>58755636
>buses
not on buses mate, coaches. different vehicles.
>>58755608
Yeah the ones you can barely see on your shaft, I have those too
But on my foreskin I have fucking loads, and it's been a massive insecurity of mine since a girl pointed it out and got disgusted by it. Think it'll feel nice to just get rid of that insecurity and let my sex life move on again
>>58755596
5/10 well done you had us there.
>>58755665
fair enough i spose lad.
i hope your bell doesn't feel too sensitive rubbing against your pants.
>>58755633
Good post, goy!
would you go down on this
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Fordyce%27s_Spots_on_Vulva.png?1462184286801
Lol I'm not memeing lads
Go on google images and search "Fordyce's spots foreskin" and look at first image. I have that put even worse desu, it's disgusting
>>58755623
I was referring to the painkillers they'll surely prescribe you.
Literally just chilled on the couch for a week high off my ass on Tramadol.
>>58755664
>having coaches
FOB
>>58755704
won't be clicking on this
>>58755726
prooovess
>>58755741
ok bender, calm yourself
>>58755704
Just turn off the lights before she gives you the blozza
>>58755704
Sure. It's fucking harmless.
Christ, you expect a person's genitals to look flawless?
>>58755734
>implying medical textbooks are lewd
>>58755696
Yeah apparently it's agony for like a month, then gets alright
Apparently there's a time period of about 3 years where you can still enjoy sex as well, then you just lose all sensitivity
Getting in as many wanks with my foreskin as possible over the next couple weeks
>>58755665
You will regret mutilating yourself but fuck it. You're not me so hey. Do it.
>>58755704
that filename alone is enough to induce nightmares
penis
http://www.lucy-pinder.tv/forum/images/misc/other-model-00-00-0-1424-11847.jpg
>Solve 6 captchas before it finally lets me post
>"This site can't be reached"
>>58755633
I agree
>>58755760
>blozza
the what
>>58755776
I don't think I will regret it honestly, since that girl pointed it out it has honestly fucking haunted me
Smashed so many girls in sixth form and my sex life has been void since the girl as I actively avoid showing my penis
>>58755665
hard to imagine being so insecure about my dick I'd be willing to lob the end of it off.
>>58755704
Hahahahaha it looks like a plucked chicken
>ex sends long essay of all her grievances
>I don't respond
>sends an apology and says she isn't mad at me
we literally broke up
go do something else
Plan for today:
Watch Face/Off
Watch Snooker
Clean kitchen
Build shelving unit
Bleach anus
Watch Con Air
Drink Estrella Damm
>>58755837
One of these is not like the others senpai.
>last couple of months left in my 4 year teaching degree
>starting to rethink teaching as a profession
fucking hell
JUST
>>58755820
It's only a bit of skin.
But I agree, unless there's a medical reason to do so.
>>58755793
>>58755818
Hilarious slang term for blowwie
>>58755847
Building shelving unit?
>>58755850
*plays up in class*
>>58755697
Rasheed
>The internet is lacking in authentic amateur British working/lower-middle class uni-student porn
>>58755832
I'll take things that didn't happen for $200
>>58755859
I get that it's only a bit of skin... but it's MY bit of skin and it's always been there...
>>58755704
what am i looking at
>>58755850
Mate if it doesn't feel right drop out. I dropped out during my second year of Medicine and I don't regret a thing.
>>58755884
reeeeeeeee
>>58755819
There are treatments to remove shit like pores and sebaceous follicles, Removing a fucktonne of nerve endings especially when you're used to having them is interesting. Your integrity for random grills opinions. Don't be an idiot.
Planning on giving circumcision updates regularly
Might become a tripfag haha
>>58755926
yeah but then i've wasted 4 years of my life, and im almost done
>>58755902
Your malignant tumour is yours too, right?
https://youtu.be/L1cJ7tudJ0c
>>58755956
Ask if you can have your foreskin back.
>>58755899
hardly unbelievable
>>58755959
Who cares? If you absolutely honestly can't see yourself in that position, it's not for you. Fuck those 4 years. Only your self-image has a tangible bearing on your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UdTvLoUSY
>>58755791
christ she's let herself go
>>58755944
There aren't any treatments for Fordyces, especially on the scale I have it. I'm not really an insecure person about anything else, but got really fucked up by this
I've been researching / thinking about it for the last couple years, not rushing into a decision
>>58755956
more like a snipfag you pseudo-yid
kut britten.
>>58756017
https://youtu.be/oUFJJNQGwhk
doing a reflection on life
>>58756000
Wise.
>>58755956
Curious to know what sex feels like after circumcision compared to before desu
>>58755791
those are some perfect massive watermelons wew
Raining
>>58756000
you're a good lad germany. xx
>>58755850
which age group will you be teaching?
Might do TEFL lads, anyone done it? x
>>58755926
>>58756000
don't listen to this tbqh
if you're only a few months out just get the degree and then do postgrad in something else
>>58756109
12-17
>>58756173
how do you react when the cool kids try to bully you?
>>58755926
>>58756000
Stupidest advice I've ever heard
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpc1Ig-y_3k
>>58756015
lad, meet a grill and say look, this is the shit. Sorry b-but. She'll go, I like you, give me a look. Women put up with all manner of shit if they like you. They will love that weird shit that's part of you if they love you. Don't mess yourself up because you think you know what women like. They are very simple creatures. Men are ugly af to begin with. They still fuck us.
It was my birthday yesterday
>>58755926
Fucking dumb advice
He's a couple months out, you compared that to being a year into a 5+ year degree
>>58756243
What did you get/do?
>>58756238
bit laddy 2bh
>>58756230
Never had a kid try to bully me at any schools I taught. Kids generally liked me.
>>58756281
Fordyce's Spots
>>58756238
Not a bad tune la. Ltj bukem styley
good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cP-1kC3So
>>58756290
you sound like a natural teacher x
>>58756281
I got some cards and some cake
Is anyone on here 30 or over?
>>58756239
Quite nice advice, but I've already spent two years trying to get over the insecurity and I honestly just can't
It's more for me than doing it for a girl, which I know everyone here will doubt, but the lack of sex doesn't bother me overly. It's more just the thought that down there looks grim kind of impacts on a lot of the rest of my life
>>58756329
thanks mum x
>>58756347
do what you need to do
>>58756346
Matched with a self described Pansexual on tinder
What does this mean?
>>58756346
I imagine the Yanks on here are over 30 stone.
somebody born in 1999 played for West Brom on saturday
>>58756238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2pht3AuGFY
>>58756403
It means they shouldn't be on tinder
>>58756403
she fucks kitchen utensils
>>58756346
>>58756346
30 in July 2bh
>>58756403
Codeword for memelord.
>>58756447
alri grandad
>>58756447
Are you in work? GF? Social life?
>>58756469
Don't work bank holidays, no and no.
>>58756346
"is anybody on here 13 or over?" would be a better question
>>58756149
This what the fuck why would you drop out when you're so close.
You can do something else, but if it all goes tits up at least you have a teaching degree as a back up.
>>58756426
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2pht3AuGFY
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDRn9JYeXcE
>>58756406
severely underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
>The capital city of Britain
>>58756482
any wise words you want to share before your moment in the spotlight fades?
touching my willy
tummy ache lads
>>58756532
>before your moment in the spotlight fades
Kek, I get attention every time I mention my age.
Are there people really so gullible they believe this shit?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/bww2pSgy5CyVBLsxrL1mK5/watch-bear-grylls-put-down-a-real-bear-not-really-in-the-radio-1-studio
>>58756346
No. Lurk like the rest of us. Over 30s watch in disbelief but never interfere.You are witnessing the end of everything.
Appreciate what we had for it has gone.
>>58756529
Fucking hell this isn't my country
what the fuck is going on. everyone outing themselves as racist and antisemitic
it's pretty fucking easy not tell the world you're a racist
i bet the jews are behind this.
>>58756587
I don't imagine it comes up that regularly though
>>58756231
whats so stupid about it? no point in pursuing a degree if you have no interest in the field. all these stupid normies going to fields like tech and law just because they heard its where the money is at usually drop out
>>58756555
business idea: put my semen in this person
Van Gaal FFS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36183247
>>58754740
230 posts late but I am in fact that very lad.
Currently stuck in Rilgar sewers because I keep drowning trying to escape. Fucking artificial difficulty.
What;s going to happen in GOT lads?
I reckon Ramsey will attack Castle Black, thinking it's undefended, but it's full of Wildlings and Jon Snow is back from the dead. His army will be destroyed, and given that everyone hates him, Roose's prophecy before he was murdered will come true. He'll be fed to dogs (or eaten by Jon's direwolf)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 43% (-1)
Leave: 46% (-)
(via ICM)
>>58756529
>all these paigons
>>58756651
Any of you lads know where I can test a HTC Vive without spending £700 on it?
>>58756675
Exactly that lad.
Why does Myrandafu have to be dead?
>>58756529
>all dem paigon youts
kmt
>>58756675
So Snow is back from the dead?
I wish they'd left him dead. Terrible character. Terrible actor.
Only Daenerys is worse.
>>58756717
Get Google cardboard. It's pretty great.
>>58756717
>trying to evade import duty
Tax criminal
>>58756651
classic Mr Krabs
Business idea: Snitch on the biggest roadman you know
the gf, and you?
>>58756675
>tfw he gets his swag new costume courtesy of the Lord of Light
>>58756760
>She will never sit on your face
>>58756760
Stop stalking her you freak. That's my gf.
>>58756760
she is also my girlfriend :]
>>58756629
You are correct. People should follow their instincts and not shitty degrees someone told them were good. Some people are naturally interested in law, and mathematics, etc. Others shouldn't believe they can do it if they have no interest. Even if they do they're despise it for life.
