Gerry edition
cara
crayon pop
our nige
cara
kpop lads
maisie
>>58757766
>8 seconds
bravo
need some qt lead singers in the mould of chvrches please
JUST
comedown lads
>>58757815
good to see you're still alive
imagine kissing him
sitting in a hostel with 5 other people and everyone is just on the bed on their phones
Backpackers are lame
>>58757842
is that a fleshlight
SNP
N
P
>>58757842
What happened to him
the gf
>>58757778
>>58757841
thanks x
although feel like i'm dying a bit now haha
Police urge anyone who may have taken an ecstasy called "Mastercard" to seek medical attention after teenager died in Manchester
>>58757848
>says to one on his phone/laptop
>>58757859
>>58757860
streptococcal infection
bit grim, really. he lost all his limbs too.
>>58757800
good post, deano
fucking landlord just lets himself in and wanders around the house
fuck offff you cunt im paying you way too much anyway
tfw raining out
>>58757778
>>58757804
>>58757824
Why do women get mad when men go for other women whose expiration date hasn't passed
>>58757882
>an ecstasy called "Mastercard"
kek
The gf
Girl's death after taking 'MasterCard' ecstasy prompts police warning
http://gu.com/p/4tnhy?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard
>>58757899
haha cheers lad haha x
>>58757882
>recreational drugs
so much cringe
YEAH DERES DIS GUY WHO IS ALWAYS HANGIN AROUND ME BROVAS SCHOOL TRYIN TA SELL DESE FAKE IPHONES INNIT. IM LIKE STOP TRYIN TO PICK UP LITTL GIRLS YA WASTEMAN PAEDO
>>58757881
what did you get up to you little madman??
>>58757882
all me
who taught my cat that jumping up on the counter and eating food waste was bad?
>>58757936
*bf
christ
>>58757946
why are pakis and niggers so monocultural?
>>58757976
close enough
>>58757948
went to that thing i posted the lineup for yesterday
also misjudged the timing of taking my bombs so was absolutely munted for a few hours and then came down
>>58757978
Can they not do surgery to make his mouth look normal?
>>58757889
Yeah but 4 of them were already in here when me and my m8 got in, they're all friends already and they're just silently sitting in their beds on their phones. My m8 has a stomach bug so he's unable to do anything and just needs bed
I have nothing to do I'm basically alone in Saigon. Still gonna go out for a wander and explore in a bit though cuz I'm not flying all the way to Asia to sit in a hotel room on my phone
>>58757978
duckfaceeee :p
>>58757978
>£5.50 man
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.
But not the collateral.
>>58757978
I remember seeing this over ayear ago. Why are you posting it now you weirdo?
>>58757910
>>58757996
as long as you tried your best x
>>58758022
i did :) xx
>>58757936
good post
>>58758013
stay not to get killed
i meant to say i *don't* want to bum you, m8
What supplements and vitamin tablets does everyone here take?
>>58757890
desu i don't see why people care either way.
people their pants in a twist because a politician posed with a newspaper (even a shitty one) should fuck off. they're a political party, they aim to get elected, you have to make compromises in doing that. the absolute state of an election campaign when you've delved to this kind of nonsense.
oh, here come the SNP, they want scotland to be independent so it can do all sorts of nice things like getting the governments that they vote for so that someone can get to solving the poverty in glasgow or preventing the nhs from being sold off. wait, you mean she posed with a newspaper? well fuck that then, i'm voting conservative or for some student politician who'll get time on the telly to demonstrate that independence supporters really are fucking nutters.
but then i can't veil my contempt for the greens/RISE supporters i meet so what do i know. (protip geniuses: "don't frighten the horses until independence" isn't the same fucking thing as "don't ever frighten the horses" unless you accept independence isn't going to happen [if the SNP do what you want and start trying to implement fucking socialism with a toytown parliament, you're right!], and if you accept that then fuck off and vote labour for the tax rise instead of playing with a cause you don't believe in.)
what do us Brits even do anymore?
all I do is drink, play video games and lurk the internet
in the span of 3 days I've met over 5 drunk Brits on various games
some of them were close to tears
are we just inherently alcoholic
have we lost the will to live since the empire collapsed
what's the point of going on without Indian slave boy carrying ammo for me whilst I shoot at wild Zulu nig
theme of message- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>58758061
i take a multivitamin, omega 3 fish oils and probiotics daily
>What supplements and vitamin tablets does everyone here take?
>>58757890
Which one is the smear?
Several women rejected my advances last night lids
Bad feel
>>58758052
soz but the police, gchq and the lifeguards have already been informed :^)
>>58758087
>picture of jonny depp
wow you sure belittled him
>>58758072
The NHS is devolved and the Conservatives have no plans to sell it any way. Not even Thatcher sold off the NHS.
>>58758051
want nana to dom me desu
>>58758116
I'm the OP and I've actually lost a bit of confidence from his post
>>58758111
i just wanted a buddy
>>58757902
That's illegal
what is a REAL man?
>>58758075
remember when chatrooms were a thing? What happened to them? I used to have lots of internet friends back in the day and now I don't have any
even traditional internet forums seem to be dying off
>>58757902
report him
fucking landlords. worse than bankers
>>58758088
Some SNP supporters like to pretend that their party isn't supported by Rhupert Murdoch
>>58758087
>>58758123
This 2bh
most of the NHS' existance has been under Tory governments
>>58757902
Students everybody.
the gf
>>58758061
multivits+iron,magnesium,zinc,glucosamine and omega 3
>>58758051
>stay not to get killed
well somehow I lost my english ''try''
>>58758199
me on the left
>>58758144
yes i realise but he is old and italian and doesn't understand anything you say
also he has £1800 in deposits from us so if we piss him off he can shaft us
>>58758199
her pals are really off putting
>>58757842
don't be nasty lad :(
>>58757848
so fucking talk to people lad
>>58758225
why didn't you just grab those tits
>>58758227
No he can't.
>students
>>58758260
i did a bit later on :))))
>>58758167
people have had the fear of being stalked and shit hammered into them. chat rooms died in the mid to late 00's which is when internet safety classes and shit in schools was really implemented. plus, nowadays it's all about using your actual identity on the internet seeing as you can earn thousands of dollars by making some retarded video with a funny line in it.
>>58758123
i was exaggerating for issues sake
"the NHS is devolved" doesn't save it anyway because it's funded via barnett. if the UK NHS is sold off to save money (we'll say for simple example sake 0) then Scotland gets 0 Barnett consequential resulting from that, the block grant is cut horribly and scotland is left with the 'choice' of "privatize your own NHS or cut literally every other devolved service to zero to make up the shortfall."
>>58758272
But the Tories have increased spending on the NHS by more than the Scottish government
Doing a think
>>58758138
tbf I'm a bit short of friends
thinking a do
>>58757902
if he didn't email you before hand that's illegal bruv
>>58758199
typical ugly british man
>>58758265
well they can't totally, but they can charge for a lot of things that aren't our fault but we have no evidence for
3 days off for bank holiday, ignored everything i needed to do and played dota non stop for 12 hours a day desu
>>58758272
Except all of that would have to be voted on and would fail immediately
>le evil tories meme
can somebody here who is poor give me an example of the extent of their poverty, so I can feel slightly better about myself
>>58758199
she's really qt
>tfw talked to qt with bf again today
>she messaged first and asked what i was doing that arvo and shit and said we would have done something if she knew i was free
>she tags me in some meme photo with love heart eye emoji like 10 minutes later
>her bf likes it
holy fuck this is so awkward hahahaha is he a legit cuck or something
>>58758323
No he can't.
>students
>>58757842
dsl
>>58758232
Better?
>>58758350
Sounds fucking weird desu
>>58758303
yesterday i was leaving the house and he was just in the front garden pulling out weeds and was like "leave it open im coming in" so i dont think he understands the concept of being a landlord
>>58758357
why do you keep saying that it's happened to almost everyone i know
YES DO DERES DIS WASTEMAN CALLED ANON YEAH? AND ALL HE DOES ALL DAY IS SHITPOST ON DIS CHINESE GIRL CARTOON FORUM. I'M LIKE BLUD SORT YOUR FUCKIN LIFE OUT MATE
which one of you was this
https://www.fb.com/lifeinvadr/videos/1726928504220329/
>>58758341
>work 2 jobs
>live in a tiny room in a shitty London flat
>subside of aldi shit and sainsburys basics
>>58758370
link her fb lad
>>58758350
Prep the bull
>>58758390
>it's happened to almost everyone i know
Because you're retarded students.
>>58758392
>paki
>german flag
HMM
>>58758390
have a word lad that is just not on
>>58758350
I'll take things that didn't happen foe $1000
>>58757765
What does he mean? Where is Ballymurphy?
>>58758287
which is irrelevant to the wider issue of whether it's "safe" in strict terms. [i.e. whether scotland can decide unilaterally refuse privatization.] because if anyone ever did want to go ahead with it, the way the parliament is funded makes it impossible for scotland to say no in any practical way.
>>58758327
it would only fail if the parliamentary party was against it.
[you'll also note, strictly speaking, i never said conservatives. my wider point was that if you abandon the SNP you by extension abandon independence, so in 2062 when tony blair's reanimated corpse privatizes the NHS you've only yourself to blame.]
>>58758436
>jjb sports manager
>>58758370
I meant the pals of the girl on the right are really off putting
>>58758402
>She has some bad mental problems and doesn't always realise what she's doing. If you aggravate her or tell her off she will throw her faeces at you.
reminder that if you don't at least enjoy the Life of Brian or The Holy Grail you are a rasheed
>>58758392
Is he an 'udderz badder' or a 'sket'?
ah well. time to relax and do nothing today after that 3 day session. then back to productive shit tomorrow. what a life.
>>58758390
you are utterly spineless. I bet you're left wing too
>>58758467
>he didn't go to the university of life
>he gets shafted by a senile old man because he didn't grow up in the real world
Keep memeing
>go on /mu/
>post about how you like vengaboys
>sit back and watch the butthurt from pretentious faggots
>>58758485
only women can be skets you clapped mong
>>58758417
mate i'm the fucking bull here
>>58758451
legit happened m8 makes no fucking sense
>>58758464
What stops Scotland funding it's own NHS?
>>58758485
uckers badders mean blowjob
if a girl gives uck she is giving head
>>58758123
Thatcher wouldn't sell off British Rail, had a top tax rate of 60% for most of her leadership, didn't use PFI or Blairite welfare-to-work schemes.
By modern standards she was a fucking socialist. THANKS TONY!
>>58757899
I like Tryone, he seems like a genuine guy. I'd buy him if the slave trade were still a thing.
>>58758473
k
>>58758501
Don't live in London so I (fortunately) don't have to know what any of these words black 12 year olds use mean.
>>58758497
good lad
they were at my uni recently
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>58758515
hmmm
*scribbles notes*
what do you study at uni lads?
remember when this mad cunt became the christmas number 1?
>>58758568
Studied: being a full time mummy
Institution: University of Life
>>58758532
Christ are they still going?
>>58758568
female anatomy
>>58758568
life
>>58758568
cocks
>>58758519
>Thatcher wouldn't sell off British Rail
She just didn't get round to it, her successor John Major did it 2 years after she resigned
>had a top tax rate of 60% for most of her leadership
Which she cut to 40%
>didn't use PFI or Blairite welfare-to-work schemes
Don't know about PFI but she definitely had welfare-to-work schemes
>>58758568
sports journalism at london met
>>58758568
the female orgasm
>>58758531
kmt
>>58758568
diversity and equality sciences
>>58758568
Was in the Marines for 7 years then studied chem engineering
>>58758568
counselling and HR
>>58758568
ur mum
>>58758568
g e o l o g y
e
o
l
o
g
y
>Tony Blair wasn't the best Prime Minister we ever had
Another wrong un.
Labour is full of them.
>>58758568
Land Economy at Cambridge
>>58758568
post-colonial expressionism at Goldsmiths
>>58758607
*kisses you*
>>58758511
in the union, the way devolution works.
amount of money scottish parliament gets is partly dictated by how much is spent in england, cut health spending in england dramatically and a consequential cut is passed along to scotland, increase it and a rise is passed onto scotland, scotland then gets to decide where to spend/where to make the cuts.
health spending is 35% of the parliament's budget. the level of cuts you'd need to make to other areas would be completely unviable. (for example on this year's spending you'd have to abolish local authorities and decimate policing and education to make up the shortfall.)
>>58758568
anime
>>58758568
smoking weed at your mum
doing my MSc in street smarts at the school of hard knocks
>>58758497
/mu/ is fucking horrendous. Probably worse than /fa/ for having insecure cliquey closed-minded fuckwits
>Elections next week. I know what will be a good idea. I'll stand in front of a flag promoting mass murder and torture. What could go wrong?
What a fucking div.
Willy is SOOOOOO hard
>>58758687
what were the entry requirements for that?
>>58758630
He wasn't
>pointless war
>let all the pakis in
People only 'liked' him because he was very charismatic.
>>58758680
But if that spending would has to go somewhere
>>58758706
12 tokes of Sour Diesel & 2 ABSOs
>>58758710
you're going to have to rephrase that.
>>58758703
*rubs it*
>admiral car insurance advert
>the admiral is now a women
>>58758708
I think they liked him because his government oversaw a huge rise in standard of living, a huge increase in the quality of public service provision, a huge reduction of poverty and 10 years of consecutive economic growth
>>58758690
>tfw mate likes corbyn and think he's the best choice for us
>tfw likes bernie sanders
>thinks a world without borders would solve anything
I could go no, but it's fucking pathetic, I would have thought he'd grow out of it by now, he's 23.
>>58758680
How is this possible when scotland has control over its tax policy?
>>58758630
John Smith > Tony Blair.
>>58758739
proofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18
>>58758734
*enjoys it*
>>58758734
*points tip at mouth and leans in
>>58758733
If you cut the NHS it has to go somewhere, either tax cuts or spending in other areas
>>58758739
Based on debt and borrowing, and now we're seeing the consequences. Try buying somewhere to live or rent at an affordable price.
>>58758739
>and 10 years of consecutive economic growth
This had literally nothing to do with his government, what he did do was change the demographic face of this country forever to win his party more votes in the future. The man is a criminal and scumbag
ring ring banana phone
this is beyond a joke now lids
>>58758703
>>58758785
>>58758783
this rp is making me too sad about tfw no gf or bf
>>58758690
dont get this 2bh. why isn't communism demonised like nazism? both ideologies resulted in millions of deaths. is it purely because we didnt have a massive war against the soviets so isn't a big part of popular culture like ww2 is?
makes me a bit worried about the fickle denseness of the average person really.
>>58758736
She's cute tho
>>58758736
That woman probably trained at RADA. She dreamed of treading the boards at the Globe or something. Now she's dressed up like a fucking pirate with a parrot on her shoulder.
>>58758703
pics
>>58758751
it only has income tax, and the money gained from that is taken from barnett.
you'd still see a large fall in budget come from reductions to spending in England.
>>58758786
If you cut the NHS and passed it all onto education, scotland would be fine (i think.), but if you passed it onto say deficit reduction, military spending, or tax cuts in areas like corporation tax that scotland doesn't control then the NHS in scotland is fucked.
>>58758820
*begins crying as climaxes over face and mouth
>>58758834
kek
>>58758846
>it only has income tax
wait, let me rephrase that:
income tax is the major tax power. it has other ones, but they're all piddly little things like stamp duty.
>>58758821
totalitarianism was why the USSR was evil, not the communism tbf
Wouldn't mind being the sub to a dom Irish Nationalist girl, Scottish Nationalist girl, Welsh Nationalist girl and Cornish Nationalist girl where they degrade me for being English but once we all orgasm together, they say how they couldn't survive without England and the only reason they act that way is because they're jealous. We then all cuddle and fall asleep together.
What are you lads having for dinner?
Home made pasta here with white mushroom sauce, steamed veggies and a
VERY
VEEEERY cheeky glass of white wine
>>58758875
you could argue the same about national socialism
>>58758892
bit late for dins
>>58758892
Very fedora dinner lads
Cold as but the goosebumps feel good
>>58758739
>huge increase in the quality of public service provision
and like a fucking retard he funded it using PFI, meaning public service provision has to go to cunting hell to pay it off.
THANKS TONY!
on the plus side he managed to destroy his party. i can't see labour being elected before 2030, if ever again. [his demographic-shifting exercise has probably hurt more than it helped. the people with no other party to vote for - english northerners, welsh, scottish, are all finding other parties to vote for.]
>>58758812
I'll wait outside the Costa Coffee, HURRRRRRY
>>58758846
it's a shite state of affairs to be in and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference desu
>>58758892
CURRY CURRY CURRY HAHAHAA
>>58758892
it's 1:20pm bad lad
>>58758875
t. 15 year old
gonna go back to sleep desu
didn't go to sleep until like 7am haha
>>58758908
naa mate in this thread we operate on BST or GMT
It's a bit early for dins
>you now remeber when UKIP thought they were going to win Oldham
>>58758892
cooking up a big pot of dal later.
>>58758908
Was at gym la, usually go around 8pm because all the normies are out having dinner haha
>>58758913
>>58758923
>>58758925
Sod off la
>>58758821
>both ideologies resulted in millions of deaths
gassing the jews was a core part of nazi ideology. [well, nazi 'ideology' is inconsistent as fuck, but the inherent racism is undeniable.]
executing the kulaks was incidental to communist ideology. it didn't happen everywhere.
the demonization of fascism is pretty shit desu, italian fascism wasn't racist until hitler stole their thunder.
>>58758898
not really because the 'national' in national socialism heavily implies 'strong nation, strong state'
nothing about communism in name or definition implies the same heavy handed government. only in its implementation would that come through.
and then people can just say 'well not necessarily!'
>>58758947
haha very nice haha
>>58758878
>they couldn't survive without England
Gonna have to drop the irish and the scot unless you've a thing for brain damage.
If you offered to vote plaid cymru you could probably get Leanne Wood though. She knows Wales is fucked without England.
> Why yes, i do believe the holocaust happened
>>58758947
>darker the better
Your daal is shit lad
>>58758946
And Rotherham
And Thanet South
>>58758946
Oldham is like 90% paki
>>58759026
And you're an idiot.
>>58759014
Leanne Wood is one of my MPfu's
>>58759026
no one cares paki
>>58759060
>MPfu
>>58758968
>gassing the jews was a core part of nazi ideology
Nope. That was The Final Solution.
The Nazis explored migration polices and solutions to remove the Jew before resorting to genocide.
>>58758680
>abolish local authorities
Can we please fucking do this?
Most councillors are cunts and I'm sick of Labour crowing about local authority funding. Bastards want to jack up council tax while still getting central subsidy.
I wouldn't trust the shower of idiots in my local area to run in a straight line, yet they get to run the bloody city.
>>58759048
>i-i-it was the pakis!!!
>>58759060
r8 my bi mspfu
>>58759087
Kek go to Oldham, Rochdale, Middleton and tell me it isn't a paki shithole
>>58759079
horrible choice
>>58759079
That Gio... lass for Labour is nice.
>>58759079
best part she's a Eurosceptic
NICE PANTS, FATASS
>why yes I do believe the NHS will be privatised
>>58759083
>centralisation is good
hahah good one m9
>>58759060
I'm Leanne and I'm from the valleys.
[APPLAUSE]
>>58759048
Except it isn't.
Why is it you need to exaggerate to try and make a point?
<3
>>58759087
>no, it was the white British rejecting those bigoted, racist, hate-preaching, scare-mongering BNPers in disguise!
>>58759145
Yes
We need a strong centralised Scottish state
>>58759171
under the snp we better not
>the so-called conservative party
ah yes
>>58759127
>chavs
why did they die out? Did they become self-aware as to how ridiculous they were? We need the same sort of campaign to mock niggers, pakis and black culture
>>58759192
The SNP are the only ones with Scotland's interests
The more power transferred to them the better
>>58759165
http://www.postcodearea.co.uk/postaltowns/oldham/ol1/demographics/
>Pakistani 48.9%
>White English 31.9%
fokken high la'
>>58759194
conesh
>>58759145
Nobody fucking cares about council elections and local services are often run by the worst kind of self-serving idiots.
Decentralization only works when it's well implemented, and currently I've more faith in central government (that people actually vote for and somewhat understand.) than I do in local authorities.
>>58759168
>that nose
>>58759201
You don't see many Chavs anymore, I do see a lot of people who look like Chavs but are clearly alcoholics/druggies.
>>58759201
>We need the same sort of campaign to mock niggers, pakis and black culture
when people reach 21 they realise talking like a Jamaican twat is ridiculous so stop on their own.
>>58759201
Chavs were replaced with niggers
not that there's any difference
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENkfuzeBdRE
>tfw no classically liberal party
>>58759192
>>58759213
Come council elections it won't matter anyway, you'll have SNP councils.
Fear of the SNP is the worst reason to support local authorities. (although I rather like the idea of one party controlling both, regardless of their colours, because hopefully it means more consistent policy instead of bastard parties that control local authorities whining that, after a decade of failing to decentralize in power "devolution shouldn't stop at holyrood!")
>>58759168
she's the MP for Liverpool Wavertree la
>>58759217
>60% muslim
>>58759227
Nothing wrong with it.
> Church of England
Oh I'm so sorry...
