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cara
elon musk married her because he could park his tesla in between her eyes
good to see us being represented in the new call of duty game :)
>Even the most anti-racist and pro-immigrant man in Northern Ireland is a racist
Last bastion of the West.
Mummy is making me a bacon pancake with bacon in it
>>58760118
Didn't you hear?
Niggers can't be racist
>>58760096
slut
Get out
Leave
Right now
Its the end of you and me
What a great song! :)
>not watching the FIFA intros
bad lad
also underrated footie game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aEH17cFfA
>>58760113
>flag is upside down
>>58760132
Shut up chink.
watching anime
>>58760113
>bait out the biggest roadman you know senpai
also why is the flag upside down?
>>58760141
Extraordinary post
>>58760128
that's a comfy looking animated girl
>when i see mischievous chicken girls in my thread
>Can never get five pound notes from a cash machine
>Withdrew fifty earlier
>All in fives
sigh
>>58760146
>This is Football
GOAT
The gf
>>58760159
yeah
used to hate it (hate it) but couldn't imagine going without it now
>>58760195
> when there's a ghostly presence in your thread
>>58760195
>>58760132
>>58760128
i wish to download the animes which these girls are from
>>58760213
Nice
Did you get the 20% off shipping coupon?
>>58760096
DOGGED
>>58760176
stick em on bennies Tbh
there are always going to be unemployed people but 150k is better than 850k
>>58760211
customisation options were out of hand
> tfw no empire
the gf
>>58760248
lol no she was born in england
the picture was taken on holiday in Korea
Caaaaannn....
ANYBODYYYYYY
FIIIIND MEEEEEE
SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOOOVE
>>58760264
Is she a slag? I bet she's a slag.
>>58760260
racist
>>58760238
yuru yuri and kiniro mosaic get on it lad
>>58760260
don't remind me lad
>ywn be given a comfy plot of land in America or India to look after in recognition to your service to the crown with your own servants and tea plantations
>>58760303
my mate fingered her outside a club in Billericay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3V4No2kj_Y
havent listened this in so long
so good
>>58760303
innocent and pure my friend
devon metioned
>>58760324
> you could have been born in any century in previous millennium and you would have been proud as FUCK to be British
> you were born in one where you are shamed for it
>>58760287
Wow you made up a story for her and everything
>>58760252
>there are always going to be unemployed people but 150k is better than 850k
practical reality really means that 850k is a reasonable number, rather than them being lazy scroungers.
though if jobcentres would provide training or whatever to actually make you a candidate for those 750k jobs you'd bring the number down some more.
>>58760358
DELET THIS
>>58760358
nah that was me he fingered
>>58760370
>muh heritage
EID??
?
>>58760386
true, I think there needs to be more support for people to earn qualifications in order to get jobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNWRfPLRe6o
Daily reminder lads
Daily reminder of what we will never have again
Anybody graduate from uni and never got a proper job or a grad job?
>Tfw been out of uni over a year now and still no job
help, is this where I end up 30 and living at home?
>>58760443
>le born in le wrong generation
>>58760369
DEVON
E
V
O
N
>>58760424
Rasheed
>>58760448
You haven't been trying hard enough
>>58760468
>>58760418
Sod off lad
>>58760471
fuck off
>>58760370
>tfw you weren't with the marines that stole hms royal charles
>>58760486
fuck off
>>58760486
This is my thread
>>58760383
S-SHUT UP
IT'S REAL IN MY MIND
>>58760506
>that tumbnail
mooooooooooooooooooooooook
>>58760448
I dropped out.
no idea what i'm going to do with my life now desu. parents expect me to get a job when i can't be arsed getting out of bed.
>>58760443
hard to argue it was wrong 2bh
>>58760545
>tumbnail
> dropping out of uni/college
seriously nigger just fucking study and stop being a fucking whiny bitch about it how do you even fail this shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit
What the fuck is this?
>>58760553
>Gf dropped out of uni
> a few months later she now earns 25k as a police officer
Unfuckingbelievable.
greater london is black
>>58760592
kek'd
I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am
>>58760561
"coloured"
fuck off.
you know what the word is
you know how to make that fucking poster rhyme. fuck you tories, i'm voting labour out of spite.
I AM MAKING A SACRIFICE.
>>58760448
I was NEET for 4 years after finishing uni. Honestly applied for like 4 jobs the entire time. Wrote it off as travelling and then looking after my disabled father. Got a decent job now. The key is just to lie.
>>58760113
COD is shit and represents the average American creative attitude: make a shit game, and replicate it each year.
>>58760573
let me guess, you're doing a fucking joke course.
some of us were dumb enough to pick actual courses.
Why are liberals the most boring, unhappy, uncharismatic, dreary dullards their is?
Making a cigarette but adding ground up marijuana flowers to it
>>58760586
is he right lads?
>>58760730
me too. how about that.
>COD is shit and represents the average American creative attitude: make a shit game, and replicate it each year.
>>58760692
Alright Judas
>>58760660
lel
>>58760729
>liberals
fuck off yank
>>58760729
lib dems or liberals in the US sense in general?
lib dems, look at their fucking party for 2 seconds and tell me.
liberals in general: because the world is horrible and anyone who wants to try and fix it is unelectable.
>>58760738
Bit coincidental desu
North or South of the A30?
>>58760704
What the fuck did you do for four years?
What do you do or how much do you earn now?
>>58760798
south
>>58760731
obviously not
most people won't even take scottish notes mate
>>58760820
Oh, you're not me then la'
>>58760821
BLOODY
LEGAL
TENDER
[due to fun shenanigans it isn't actually.]
>>58760792
No, liberals, small l. The whiney, miserable fucking humourless social justice warrior types who are an a constant state of upset and search for something to be offended at.
>>58760828
mate who's going to interrogate you over a disabled family member?
travelling you just have to blag
my gf
>>58760855
fuck off yank
I want to live in the UK, ask me anything.
>>58760855
i reiterate: because the world is fucking horrible and anyone who wants to fix it is unelectable.
although in the case of SJWs instead of general left-wing types it's even worse because on top of real problems like structural unemployment or real discrimination problems you've got to somehow solve the problem of the man triggered by breathing oxygen, but also being triggered by the abstract concept of death.
>>58760877
Yeah, you've said and it was fucking pathetic the first time.
>>58760895
why are Berlin nightclub bouncers such snakes
>>58760803
mostly smoking weed and drinking and playing fifa with mates 3bh. earn about 24k these days. work for a local authority.
hmm thinking of cracking on to the thick girl tomorrow
>>58760918
Berlin is a lost shithole
never visit Berlin
>the '''''''''''''''county''''''''''''''' of Cornwall
>>58760917
no really, you're British not American. stop using the internet so much you yankified twat.
>>58760872
mmmm ... there is something a bit different about that girl ... I can't figure out what though
>>58760936
lots of turks and nigs there, tell me a part of the country that isnt infested with foreigners please. how's the black forest?
>>58760921
Congrats lad, well done.
>no really, you're British not American. stop using the internet so much you yankified twat.
>>58760979
its called the black forest for a reason mate
>>58760936
I already have, shortly after the paris attacks
place was dead, taxi driver said it was because people were scared of being bombed haha
only thing that got bombed some some Pillian McKeiths STRAIGHT down my gullet waheyyyyy
>>58760953
>liberal is exclusively an american term
How old are you? I'm guessing 17/18.
>>58760953
cringe, fuck off you limp liberal spaz
>The ''''''''''''county'''''''''''''''''' of ''''''''''''Chester'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>58760926
translation: I'm almost desperate enough to talk to the obese girl
>>58760953
We get it, you've just finished your A level politics course and want to tell the world how liberal SHOULD mean classical liberal but has been co-opted by the Left. No one cares you student retard
YEAH CHECK DIS THERES DIS PROPER WASTEMAN NAMED THAILAD DAT MOVED TO THAILAND JUST SO HE CUD BANG LADYBOYS INNIT
>>58761041
thanks for sharing your wet dream with us paki subhuman
>>58760872
Does she have a dick?
>>58761013
>>58761014
might be worth reflecting on the amount of time you spend on the internet lads. just a thought
>>58761045
ok thanks for your deep insight. very provoking.
>>58760996
Really weirdly I actually found a youtube video of her performing a song kek by pure chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2crBRF-dhs&ab_channel=HeartnSoulArt
It's the worst but funniest thing I've ever seen
>>58760979
>>58760999
Black Forest is really nice actually, few funghis.
Else I´d say some parts of Bavaria but if you want to see a german place without many foreigners I recommend Austria.
Well this cunt has been BTFO>>58760953
willies
>>58761041
merely propaganda
>>58761089
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO triangles for me
fucking kek
>>58761088
So how old are you? You're definitely a teenager.
>>58761088
no one cares you utter prude. go alert the authorities at the oxford dictionary their words have been stolen
>>58760953
what do you want your grave to say senpai?
>>58761092
Heard you can pick up a nice gateau in the black forest too.
>>58761046
Fantastic gimmick
>>58761089
SANDWICHES OH SANDWICHES OH SANDWICHES
>>58761179
that was a fun day
>>58761142
why are you asking if you definitely know?
>>58761159
told your mum too mate. having fun going to bed without any tea tonight.
>>58761161
wont be having a grave i dont think
>>58760946
DUTCHY
U
T
C
H
Y
Can people pls share their Brendan Fraser JUST pics with me?
>>58761089
lol
>>58761179
lol
>>58761179
>none of mine got included
still howled with laughter though
>>58761045
>but has been co-opted by the Left
In America.
In Britain a Liberal is a Lib-Dem, not a Labourite.
considering buying a helium tank lads
for suicide? in a way
you see, when balloons are filled with enough helium, they float, and float... and float - all the way up into the atmosphere, where they subsequently explode
are you following my logic? well for those at the back let me explain
the helium tank will be connected to the needle of a bike pump which will be inserted into my...?
that's right, my yam bag will be inflated to the size of a small weather balloon and send up into the o-zone, where my sack will promptly explode, sending my cherries plummeting back down to earth - SPLAT.
any you may be asking, but anon, won't you die? you clearly underestimate me. Years of punishment has left my yam sack stretchier than a stretch armstrong, and long enough to cover the M1 between junctions 19-28 (trust me, I've checked)
I will have the pleasure of observing my family jewels' progress from the ground, front row seats
>Ryan Giggs has to pay £20 million to his ex-wife
My gf
Really good thread lads, proud of you
>>58761179
What's with some of these union flags looking so dodgy?
>>58761179
>28 jan
how time flies
>>58761258
Not a liberal though.
Like saying Conservatives and conservatives are the same thing, you frigging bellend
>>58761179
ah lad there were so many good ones you didn't include like the spacesuit, hadron collider
>>58761260
>my yam bag
I am in tears anon
>>58761276
I don't even like K-pop but ooh ah by Twice is well written and enjoyable to listen to
>>58760936
Same with Brussels
literally what capital cities aren't shitholes
What's it called when you're the oneitis for a bird?
She's text me 10 times and 5 missed calls without response over the last 3 days
But she snaked it on Friday so she can fuck off
>>58761296
Cheers
>>58761321
Labour aren't "liberal" either except in very rare "loony liberal human rights..." tabloid paper cases.
[which isn't the classical-liberal either, but fuck that there's a reason we call it "classical" liberal.]
using "Liberal" for lefty in the UK is an unnecessary americanism.
>>58761373
Bern
>>58761373
Bern
>using the american definition of liberal
Hello /pol/!
>>58761373
London
Need a bf
http://i.imgur.com/Imlo84r.gifv
>>58761405
>>58761409
wowser
>>58761477
virus do not click
>>58761388
>using "Liberal" for lefty in the UK is an unnecessary americanism.
Except it isn't, it's people like you that need to stay off the internet and stay off /pol/
A liberal is a liberal.
>>58761477
BRUH
>>58761477
bit hungry now
*bullies you*
>>58761515
a liberal is a lib-dem or the continuing liberal party.
eating a salmon and cucumber sandwich
>>58761477
is that thing dead?
>>58761542
>that choker
top_ruse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m3tvJKvFzw
>yank pharmacies sell cigarettes and sweets
hhh
>>58761565
No, a Liberal is.
dad just came home with some tesco sushi
I told him I wouldn't eat that rubbish because it wouldn't be like the stuff I ate on my recent trip to 日本
>>58761565
inb4 "what about conservative"
there's a reason the phrase "small-c conservative" is so popular.
>>58761576
such a white boy meal baka kmt
>>58761623
>and sweets
So do UK ones. And fizzy pop.
rate my autistic brother
>>58761604
Delete this
>>58761373
only been a trend in western europe in the last 50 years though. Guess what they all have in common
>>58761565
I don't know the difference between a Liberal and a liberal: the post
>>58761604
An absolute belter
>doing a wank
>trying to aim my cock so that the cum goes in my belly button
Where did it all go so wrong
>>58761692
He'll have someone's eye out
>>58761477
any medicians here? whats actually happened to him?
>>58761692
>Metal haircut
>DM Boots
>Badass Tattoo
>Practial sized Naginata
>House 30 (indicating the number of QTs he's got inside)
Would not mess with that pussay pounder
who here /small-l liberal/
>>58761373
Belfast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zk4xrlFSHw
tune
>>58761715
>>58761634
use of "liberal" for someone of modern liberal [no, not Liberal] political orientation is incredibly rare.
almost every instance is, by nature, "classical liberal" or used as an additional descriptor to their primary ideology (i.e. "Corbyn is more liberal than Blair on surveilance..."
Anyone saying outright "Corbyn is a liberal" is more likely than not to be blatantly wrong though. (and if not wrong, a stupid cunt who masturbates to making his points unintelligible.)
>>58761585
>>58761527
>>58761525
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f29_1429839216
this one is far worse
>>58761773
name of this arachnid please
>Muslim? no I'm a "small m" muslim
>>58761749
>tfw you're fingering your belly button pretending it's the gfs fanny you've just creampied in
The so called Liberal Party
>>58761692
why is he walking towards the camera?
>>58761892
you mean liberal Party
>sit down with my mum at the dinner table
>we clink glasses for cheers
>put my serviette on my lap
>about 15 seconds later I raise my glass to have cheers again
>as I raise it I remember we just had cheers
>I'm only 23
Time for the old folks home I think
>>58761848
It is if you never leave your house and spend every waking hour on here.
the so-called Labour Party
>>58761833
Delusional Irish twat
Can't believe how racist this is
Balls are going to explode unless one of you sucks me off RIGHT NOW
>>58761929
it's labour not Labour
>all lefties are liberals
Fucking 'ell.
>>58761955
Sorry lad, I can't hear you over the sounds of being the second safest city in the world, while being white on a scale that is utterly unheard of in Western society these days.
http://chirb.it/NBsA69
gosh lads
>>58761920
most of the ones taking the american version of liberal i've run into have been idiots in real life gleaning it from shit tier newspapers desu
>>58761917
Posh bastard
who remembers this meme
>>58761929
aka New Labour.
>>58762021
only been here 2 weeks. who is it?
>>58762039
leaked photo of 190cm master race
>>58762057
>190cm master race
who?
>>58761956
whats all this about then?
>>58762021
can't find it on KYM??
>>58762081
White boy genetics
>>58762039
>>58762072
all me
are shops open today?
>>58762128
fuck off wog
>>58762142
some
>>58762101
Kill yourself my man
Although I'm sure someone made an entry
got perma banned from britfa.gs because I wasn't a left wing nonce
why are left wingers incapable of entertaining people who disagree with them?
>>58762142
Paki shop open til 10 my brudda
>>58762079
A Muslim Labour MP of Pakistani origin who is the MP of a constituency which is known for having a large Muslim population made tweets saying Israeli Jews should all be moved to the US. She has also made some pro-Hamas tweets and talked about Hitler in a positive light. She was suspended.
The former Labour mayor of London defended her recently and attributed Hitler to being a Zionist before "he went mad and killed a load of Jews". He was also suspended.
Muslims make up a large part of Labour voters
>>58762167
>>58762093
>>58762057
easily baited stupid cunts
>>58762170
Come east London and say that big man??
Getting piri piri wrap, piri piri pizza, and can't decide between
PIRI PIRI CHICKEN STRIPS
or
JALAPENO POPPERS
oi fellas this one's a cracker haha
file:///C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/11400273_714897055287522_1602001859_n.gif
>>58762269
both
>>58762285
doxxed
>>58762312
nah dont wanna break £20
imagine being that much of a wet twat that you make this video lmao
embarrassing
http://i.imgur.com/Dk8hzSg.gifv
have to link because it's too big to post
>>58762248
I bet they don't even make up 10%
>>58762340
how much?
>>58762321
anyone who spends more than 10 quid on one meal for themselves is an utter moron
>>58762248
how am i not surprised by any of this?
>>58762294
We will see when my YGs stick a shank in you blud
>>58762339
virus lads do not open
>>58762339
Reported for posting virus
>>58762375
good to know but i really wanna try this new takeaway place out and i have enough money
>>58762339
reported this virus link
Poleaboo is considering buying a another choker (black, velvet), another body stocking (sheer, black, crotchless) and a lot of new panties, enough to replace all his boy underpants
Mum's going to be on Come Dine With Me lads.
>>58762339
DO NOT OPEN
VIRUS
>>58762449
bit embarassing
Friend's sister's blocked me again and I've literally done nothing
weird
>>58762248
this is more than a little unrepresentative.
don't care about the stupid labourites or red ken, but this was bullshit when it happened to the SNP lad who lost edinburgh south.
(retweeting a joke news site with a headline including the word "quisling" = "calling no voters quislings.")
still fucking mad about that, complained to the BBC and everything. don't even care about the lad himself [stupid fucking pillock desu] but "retweeting a joke article = 'calling people...' " pisses me off.
>>58762449
I'd cum on you mum, m80
>>58762433
Where's good in Australia for a slightly darker fellow like myself to move?
Will already be adjusted to the sun, these cold London streets are no good for man
get your hate speech of this thread
runts have started to unionise, not sure what to do
definitely not clicking this after the brazilian cunt was here
>>58762339
>>58762494
I know ffs.
>>58762547
Northern Territory
listening to some skepta
>You will never ever be Australian
get your hate speech in this thread
>>58762547
Manus Island
>>58762610
good lad
Small chance there could be 26 by elections, including... Thanet South
>You will never have an Australian bf
>>58762632
konnichiwa out soon lad
>>58760247
everything feels faster and more efficient
plus you can add extensions innit
>>58762672
/brit/ isnt one person yank mong
>>58762638
>thanet south
COULD IT BE
>>58762541
FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS FFS
>>58762689
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys
>>58762700
it isn't? i thought it was just me here
>>58762638
Nige could lose the same seat twice in one year
>>58762672
yes
>>58762708
liar
>>58762672
No
Fuck off, yank.
>tfw my dick is too big for fleshlights
fuck sake
I keep tearing them
I can't even do this right
>>58762726
The election was last year m8
just found out my mate unironically bought reddit gold
absolute wanker
Does anybody else have sleep in their eye every morning when they wake up?
If I put my finger in my eye I get a small sticky goo
>>58762744
Pics now
>>58762744
why don't you a regular pussy then
>>58762758
I'm part of the fucking furniture you dilettante, now fuck off newfag
>>58762672
listening to Chip - Hard Food as we speak TBh
>>58762610
My g
>>58762785
yeah lad
you remember that episode of the cramp twins where Wayne woke up with all that sleep in his eyes and went blind? scary stuff
im voting to stay in the EU
>>58762638
Looking forward to Britain staying in the EU, England going out of the euros on the group stages and farage failing to be elected again all in the space of a month or two
>>58762796
I have no friends or charm
>>58762638
goddamn if the tories could lose their majority already i'd cum so hard
>>58762802
that's me when I do a pill Tbh
>>58762833
square up you fucking mug.
>>58762847
Rasheed
>>58762785
no just you you freak of nature
im spoiling my EU vote ballot
>>58762847
Wow what a fantastic few months coming up
>>58762784
should have got /brit/ gold instead
>>58762672
Yeah course bruv this is /brit/ we listen to British music
heres my thread tier list
THE EPITOME OF SHITPOSTING tier
whichever general argentina posts in the most
/lat/
high shitposting tier
/brit/
/balt/ + /ausnz/
mid tier
/asean/
/mena/
/polska/
alright i guess tier
/you cant learn japanese/
/ex-yu/
boring tier
/NEDERDRAAD/
/deutsch/
>>58762847
>>58762912
Plus London will have a Muslim mayor on Thursday
Anybody else find bradley poster to be the most annoying cunt going?
got the urge to play minecraft
played it for 1 hour
deleted it
>>58762973
enjoyed the night I spent in the nederdraad instasync
>>58762966
>he thinks grime is british and not a rip off of american rap
>>58763032
minecraft = unceasing tedium, the videogame.
>>58763073
>gif
fuck off
>>58763030
Don't worry lad he isn't just any Muslim, he's a Pakistani muslim
gonna spoil my EU vote by drawign a cock captioned die tories
Goodnight lads x
Need a mildly autistic gf.
>>58763049
good post la
>>58763073
kys you sheltered suburban white cunt who knows nothing
>>58763049
to be honest this argument has never appealed to me.
i vote based on practicality, and in practical terms the cuntery of the EU yields more in good regulations protecting us from business and government than it does bad things. (or, more accurately, leaving the EU's control would allow the conservatives to implement more bad things and while the possibility of good things like nationalizing oil come up we'd not actually elect someone who'd do it making it pointless.)
>>58763132
so your admitting you're a paki?
>>58763145
no im an inner city whitey
>good things like nationalizing oil
>>58763160
they're big willies ngl
>>58763165
congrats you're a white paki
>>58763165
Cuck
>>58763174
Meanwhile in Norway: An oil fund big enough to fund a second fucking moon landing.
Got the shits desu
Dodgy scallops at lunch I guess.
>>58763174
ikr
>>58763165
That's just sad Tbh
>>58763226
don't know what that has to do with the UK nationalising its oil for no reason
Having some unelected people make decisions isn't the end of the world, take for example the house of Lords
However the directly elected politicians should have supremacy over them, like our house of Commons
hi guys id like if you'd reply to my posts thanks :)
>>58762973
>>58763238
its sad that white people live in cities?
>Having some unelected people make decisions isn't the end of the world
>>58763174
very impressive
>>58763226
Norway has a much higher amount of oil per capita than the UK lol
>>58763226
ahh yes nationalising RDS and BP are completely reasonable things to do
nationalise literally everything
>>58763301
>>58763301
>>58763301
>>58763301
new lads haa
>>58763293
>>58763293
>>58763293
New
a guy a work said he was voting out and we all (me and other colleagues) just laughed and ripped him all day
>>58763295
>have loads of oil
>instead of investing in Infrasructure and a secondary economy just use it all as handouts
>price of oil falls, try to print more money to make up for it
Socialism, not even once
>>58763245
it's too late now, but it immediately bothers me that EU law prohibits nationalization of shit like that when cases like norway demonstrate how useful it can be.
>>58763306
not privatizing BP would've been a good idea although outside the scope of the EU since it was in 87.
>oh, here's a useful but limited national resource, will we steward it responsibly? nah fuck that give it to private companies. :^)
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