crayon pop
Had a dream I voted for remain, woke up in a cold sweat.
>>58752915
scary
>>58752874
What's the point of saying non-instant when you could have not even typed that at all. Thats wasting finger movements
just arrived in Saigon after flying with the Vietnam equivalent of Ryanair from a tiny airport with only two destinations lads. Thought I genuinely gonna die
Growin' up, I was just another black boy
So I grabbed some work
And hit the trap boy
I'm a rapper, but don't confuse me with these rap boys
I be in the trap with them shooters and them rap boys
I'm a trap boy
I'm a trap boy
On the corner gangbangin' with them trap boys
I'm a trap boy
I'm a trap boy
Got the macks and them tecs that make hella' noise
Got the macks and them tecs that make hella' noise
are nigekev
>>58752937
been reading up on UKIP, can someone explain to me what's the deal with the beef between Nigel and Douglas Carswell? Apparently Carswell has said UKIP needs a new leader. Why doesn't he like nigel? surely there's something going on here
>>58752937
Because people assume all coffee is freeze dried instant shit and have never heard of making fresh coffee.
>>58752965
Why would I know
>>58752937
Because nearly every brit has instant coffee, think we're largest consumers in europe
>>58752902
Daily reminder that Cromwell deserved to be executed
lads i cant decide whether to get a black t shirt or a dark grey t shirt
hmm
/cum/
>>58752937
because he's a fedora tipping pleb
>>58752982
Don't get that t shirt, looks shit
anime booty
>>58752982
Ripndip is a shitty company to buy from, owner is an absolute cocksucker
>>58753000
this, look at those sleeves. dreadful cut desu
>>58752975
oops didn't mean to quote
This summer we will have a Muslim mayor of London and still be in the EU
>>58752982
How about a brown paper bag? Just kidding
Get a dark grey
>>58753011
buying from a local skateshop though
also i like the cat
>>58753018
Haha, <3
>thailad uploads a new youtube video
>deletes it within an hour
hmmm
what was it lads?
Had a dream last night that the earth was about to be blown into a million chunks of molten rock by a massive asteroid but then at the last second it took a detour and delivered 3.8 trillion kilotonnes of kinetic energy directly into my danglers instead.
>>58753021
nothing wrong with the cat but those big flarey sleeves look a bit shit lad. find something a bit more fitted
>>58752902
why are his clothes metal?
that must not be comfortable
>5 apples costs 2.50
>1 melon costs a quid
Tesco what the fuck are you doing?
>>58753054
Don't give any more fashion advice
>tfw you're a retard but probably won't get ESA, your parents are sick of you and your small savings are slowly bleeding to death because you have to keep buying your own food.
>>58753054
im pretty broad across the shoulders, i have another ripndip shirt and it fits me well
thank you for your concern though
dont reply to me
PSA: Person of Interest season 5 airs in like 2 days
>>58753064
sumand and deply
>>58752965
Part of it is they have political differences, another part is that Carswell feels that UKIP is existing to essentially feed Farage's ego.
There's also the issue of the promised resignation. Farage claimed UKIP would be undermined if their party leader wasn't an elected MP and would resign if he didn't win in Thanet South last May, which he didn't.
NF supposedly "resigned" which was rejected by UKIP, and rather than stick to his guns and walk away he crawled back, which some, like Carswell felt was dishonest and jeopardised UKIP's credibility.
really wish i had a big strong lad here to rail me right in the bum, or the vagina
nationalise kebab shops
>>58753072
fuck off fatlad you have no idea what you're on about. when someone needs advice on which XXXXXXL trousers stop your thighs chafing we'll ask you
>>58753064
melons can be used for boob emulation
made a racist post on /gsg/ lads
>>58753064
>less supply
>grown abroad
>more expensive to ship (larger)
>>58753086
Strikingly similar to my own circumstances.
My current plan is to procure a lethal substance and commit suicide once literally all my savings are gone.
>>58753103
Lol talk shit post fit fucking nerd
>>58753064
You should buy from your local shop and support independent business lad.
5 apples (carious varieties) cost 99p at my fruit & veg shop
>>58753086
Get a job you melt.
>>58753132
ayo I got one question for you senpai
WHUDDUR THOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>58753116
why don't you apply for some minimum wage job like mcdonalds or something like that? you most likely won't be working there forever unless you're actually mentally disabled.
>A small box of strawberries cost £2
>A whole pinapple costs £1
>>58753018
>This summer we will have a Muslim mayor of London
Nah son, Livingstone has guaranteed a Tory Mayor
>>58753132
>the sleeves on that coat
>those creps
>>58753165
couldn't even if i wanted desu. my local economy makes zimbabwe look like mid-80s japan.
>>58753086
Buckets of beans and barrels of veggies cost almost nothing these days. Potatoes too. You can even grow your own. Drop some roots in some dirt and those suckers develop
Quit buying steaks and salmon
>>58753132
larphin out lowd
>>58753170
http://publicschoolnyc.com/collections/mens-shoes/products/patent-leather-creeper
Suede/nubuck tho not the patent leather ones
>>58753170
>WHUDDUR THOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Someone explain this stupid fucking meme to me
i don't understand it, people have been screaming it in real life [not at me], and therefore it's stupid.
>>58753190
kek, whereabouts?
>>58753186
Got moar
Still not seeing fits
>>58753095
hmm that seems quite fair.
I'm surprised Carswell is still in UKIP given that Nigel has openly been a cunt to him (when he told him to 'put up or shut up')
>fashion
>males into fashion
Need a 47 year old gf
>>58753170
>boi
What is this new meme? Where did it come from?
>>58753210
theres this video where this guy s wearing ugly black shoes then this one dude is like whaddur those
thats it you dont need to watch it now
>>58753200
>made in portugal
>$440
>>58753210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NSKl5ZjPYQ
this might not be a popular opinion here in brit but i oppose muslim immigration and support leaving the european union
>>58753220
holy shit ahaha
tbf in burgerland you probably fool everyone into thinking you look good
>>58753229
>haha you have enough self respect to care about what you wear unlike me I'm too manly for that
>>58753220
>he literally posed like this
>this isn't a natural walk
>this is a static pose
were you trying to pretend to be natural?
>those cuffs
christ alive
>>58753245
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>>58753172
I've applied for jobs in the past and been invited to interviews. I tried to go to the interviews, put on some decent clothes, prepared answers to their questions, but on the day I couldn't walk into the buildings due to anxiety. Literally traveled all the way there then came back home again.
>go to the doctor, you are eligible for ESA if your problems are that severe blah blah etc
I have been to the doctor several times and nothing has come of it. Also applying for all these different kinds of bux involves talking to people and sitting through interviews with civil servants whose job it is to grill you and make sure you really are a spastic. I can't talk to people or deal with people; I would rather just sit alone in this room and be left to myself.
>>58753220
#menswear uniform senfam
>>58753249
Still waiting for a fit, I wear a lot of British and jp designers so I'm not sure what you're trying to say
>>58753220
Fruit. Protip don't go to /fa/ You're gunna get a kicking going out looking like that. Not Finland or Sweden la.
Poofter.
>>58753220
>walks towards you
>>58753278
>>58753251
>haha youre so insecure that you piss money away on trendy clothes to impress other people who actually dont give a fuck about you
ftfy
>>58753132
>>58753220
>>58753278
howling
*kills off every single GoT character in a single episode*
*cheers throughout the world*
"Best Game of thrones episode ever! can't believe what happened!"
"Can't wait till the next episode, what a cliff hanger"
>mfw there won't be any more episodes because the characters are all dead
>>58753221
Where else will Carswell go? And why? He leaves and forces a by-election, he'll likely lose it and be out of a job.
>>58753278
im not the same guy soz f@mily
>>58753132
Boy I'm about to fire you up
Dr. Who convention looking ass
Shoes ready to go bowling
>>58753220
Pants looking like you got a wedgie looking ass
highwaders about to go fishing looking ass
Socks for Christmas looking ass
>>58753220
>>58753280
Lmoa I posted on /fa/ ages ago and my fits were always loved, it's a shit board, moved to sufu for a bit
I've literally never heard anything but compliments, I'm sure you wish you could say the same
>>58753245
do you support ken "red ben garrison" livingston
>>58753271
How long have you been a stress head for? and why?
Breakfast:
>Porridge with milk
>Blueberries
>Banana
Rate me lads
>>58753310
looking dapper af lad nice work
>>58753328
> fruit
millionaires fuck OFF
>>58753307
>Dr. Who convention looking ass
>>58753278
You could get away with this being a goth. You need a Sisters teeshirt though. Merciful release that shit. Patuli oil too so your mates know you're near.
Just booked a spa weekend for me and my third eye. Full cleanse, deluxe package including deep scrub decalcification.
>>58753329
>>58753314
I can't even see your face and I unironically know it's deckable
>>58753220
do you think you're some sort of Italian model? bet you reckon you look like Pirlo, believing you're walking around Monaco to meet with models and architects for your new beachfront penthouse when in reality you stay inside or drive to 7/11 in your 1999 pontiac sunfire to get some monster energy drinks and post on /fa/ about >tfw no gf because everyone else is a pleb but you but in reality you're a fat #menswear prick who looks about 17
>>58753307
Haha nice banter!
>>58753314
>>58753314
this one is dece because it actually fits but i dont like it much
>>58753328
Alright.
Sliced or mashed 'nana?
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?
>>58753314
whats up with this fashion of purposely dressing as awkward and boring as possible and calling it a 'lit fit'.
i see kids wearing school trousers that are a few inches too short, a white tshirt tucked in with converses and think they don't look completely autistic to anyone outside their circle.
>>58753316
KEN!
IS THE MAN THAT WE ALL NEED
KEN!
IS THE LEADER OF THE GLC
>>58753360
Thanks
But those are some good fits desu. A belt for the second one next time
>>58753328
same lad, but some peanut butter in the oats with some frozen raspberries
>>58753352
I'm 23, I'm not sure where the fat comment came from, im doing well enough to afford $500 shirts and I've literally gotten laid simply because of how I dress before
Meanwhile you talk to other Brits on int about the weather and what you had for breakfast
Tongue my asshole nerd
>>58753314
Hmm.. Those clothes look extremely uncomfy.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
>>58753373
It's literally a case of you being an unsocial nerd and "not getting it"
I'm not kidding, these people are cooler than you, you're a loser
>>58753395
nah he's right lad you're a poser mong
>>58753314
All fine but the dm shoes. You're into erasure and that potato head lad whats his face. Jimmy Somerville. You are looking to get it up the arse. If that's the point, good on you. If not dm shoes are a poor choice.
>Bran started the show as a little boy
>now he's a grown-ass man in under a year
Warging is a hell of a drug
>>58753395
>flag
>I'm not sure where the fat comment came from
third eye is fluctuating between different frequencies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcK26_mYD4Q
>your daughter says there's an autistic boy at school who asked her on a date and she was too scared of him to say no
>the doorbell rings
>you open it
>this greets you >>58753132 >>58753220 >>58753278 >>58753314
what do?
>>58753412
am i the coolest fucker alive?
i wear some laughably unfashionable combinations in sizes much too big for me because it's comfy.
>>58753407
You ever heard of jeans with 2% spandex
Very very comfy 2bh
Wool trou less so
>>58753424
>You're into erasure and that potato head lad whats his face. Jimmy Somerville.
very good post
>>58753445
>Sorry, no women live at this address son
>>58753454
look gay af
neck yourself
>>58753454
> he does up his top button
bet you suck dicks too
Rate my fit
Me in the white
>>58753454
Dapper af. Can't criticise.
>>58753424
I guess they have different connotations here because I have no idea what the fucc you just said lmoa
>>58753395
the fat comment came from your hips here >>58753220
>$500
>and I've literally gotten laid simply because of how I dress before
howling lads, howling
and you're the one who autisticaly takes photos of his outfits and posts them to other brits who talk about the weather and what we had for breakfast
>>58753395
>im doing well enough to afford $500 shirts
if you spend $500 on a shirt you're a fucking mong tbph
>>58753475
Thx
>>58753471
>being this insecure
Lmao
Like are you literally afraid of doing something with your clothes because people might think you're one of them gays
>>58753454
That's your sisters cardigan right?
>>58753454
>that scarf
>that coat
>getting your mum to take a photo of you
your coat looks like something you'd get off the rack at matalan and does not fit you
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPOLINE AT THE ZOO
>>58753490
This, I earn shitloads but I still get most of my clothes from Primark and Matalan, spend money on actual cool shit I want.
>>58753474
me with the broken neck top right
Who /SNP/ here?
this election campaign is boring af, except arguing with RISE idiots who masturbate to the idea of depriving the SNP of a majority, thinking they'll be able to extract concessions (lol no faggot, even scottish labour is before you in the queue.)
>>58753366
Sliced put on top with the blueberries la. Trying to be healthy. Do you know if brocolli gives you smelly farts? Ate a bunch yesterday and now I can't stop it's like auschwitz in here
>>58753509
> insecure
> not showing off your chest hair to the lasses
>>58753487
I'm 6'3 and 180lbs, you do the conversion
>>58753487
>>58753490
Sorry you're both broke I guess
It's jil sander by raf simons if you were wondering, though you weren't because you likely buy all your clothes at primark
>>58753540
>6'3
>180lbs
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
>>58753512
>what is a camera timer
Seriously post something you wear, I need fashion advice pls help me
>>58753480
dms are boots mate. Classically boots. They make shoes for work but the statement is punk. Unironically wearing dm shoes and, no socks either means you have no idea of fashion or, you're after the d.
me and me best mate
>>58753454
You dress like an old man. Protip : never do up the top button unless you're wearing a tie. It makes you look like a dork. Also those are some ugly shoes.
>>58753540
>Sorry you're both broke I guess
not in the slightest, but there is literally nothing about a $500 shirt that makes it worth $500.
>>58753528
I think I see you, next to the guy who is using the same wig worn by Anthony Anderson in Scary Movie 4
>>58753562
FUCK OFF JESUS GET YOUR OWN HEROIN
>>58753560
yeah lad, yeah
I'm going to go and put on an outfit, dig out my camera, set it up on a timer, take a photo, put it on my computer and then upload it here - all for you
yeah mate, wait 2 tics I'll be right with you
fucking weapon
>>58753570
>never do up the top button unless you're wearing a tie. It makes you look like a dork
Tbf I think I've seen a lot of young teenagers doing this at the moment, even if it does look retarded.
>Why yes I am into fashion.
>>58753561
I know what docs are and they're not just boots you retard, 1460s are boots, these are 1461s, derbies are casual shoes and are often worn without socks
I should charge you for this education
>>58753570
Imagine being this out of touch
Just imagine it
This guy probably brags about not having a Facebook or smth lmao
>>58753587
bit of a heretical post here lads, be careful around it and God bless
>>58753589
kek
>>58753609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSMw3jDMm4
>>58753582
Unless you like it enough to spend $500 on it, then it's worth $500
Stick to cargo shorts and socks with sandals, nerd
>>58753631
god
save
[spoiler]new zealand[/spoiler]
>i need fashion advice
>>58753638
Really shit song
> I don't like anime
>>58753589
So what you're saying is you dress like shit
How many anime tees do you actually own
>Why yes I do spend half my monthly wage on 1 shirt.
>>58753691
I spend it on strippers
>>58753667
They're original punk. They're insane live and they're all 6'5'' Fucking Canadians. He's a good lad too.
>>58753669
>mfw anime
Just offered an old lady help at work with bagging something and she snapped "I DONT NEED HELP", saying how the last time someone helped it put her in pain. Christ lads just wanted to help her put her twixs away faster
>some fag spends $500 on a shirt
>i've been wearing the same budget pair of underwear for like 9 months
>>58752955
You're my least favourite poster.
>>58753446
Nah, you're just a typical Brit
>haha fashion is so gay you look so dumb who would wear that???!
>>58753698
FUG
>>58753685
atrocious banter
>>58753691
>making $1000 a month
Are you sure you're not 16
reminder
REMINDER
reminder
REMINDER
>>58753669
I don't like australians
>>58753758
>you look so dumb who would wear that???!
no, i'm the one who looks really dumb.
i just don't try. it's like "well, i like this jacket and i like this shirt, the two clash like israel and palestine but who cares?"
>>58753767
What is it with the obsession with "banter"
I'm not trying to "banter" I'm just making fun of you because you're likely ugly as shit and dress like shit, I don't think you understand
>>58753715
Rather listen to fugazi tbqh
>>58753698
haha y-yea nice bants!
*pretends to laugh with the rest of the lads and proceeds to cry in a corner*
>>58753758
Only telling you the truth. In your cunts people would tell you you look great but you don't. You look like faggots. We just care enough to tell you.
got called a paedophile in the early learning centre lads
>>58753782
me on the left
>>58753785
I wish I was Australian.
Or from NZ.
I have an inferiority complex, probably because I come from a nation of the UK that proudly declared to the world "We're no a nation guys, just kidding, we're a region!"
>you dress like shit
>>58753792
you're upset
>>58753805
why lol
Here's another
Kind of annoyed it keeps rotating them
>>58753802
What's wrong, Rothschild-kun? :(
>>58753782
that's not britain at all
>>58753835
we get it
you like dudes and you show it
stop posting already
>>58753835
Nice clown shoes m8
>>58753813
>Go to South Wales
>Teleport to NSW
>???
>Profit
>>58753838
[bullies you]
>>58753804
You have absolutely no idea what looks good and any fashionable Brit would laugh at anything you wear
>>58753804
I quite like that no one in this country really gives a shit how you dress, one less thing to worry about.
>>58753835
You've got the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-mnk1zYbzc
> that singing voice
>>58753850
I mean, women or dudes, I'm still getting laid and your dick still has lotion crust on it
>>58753852
Thanks they're british
>I only wear black milady
>why? well, how else will people know that I am but a tortured soul living day to day in this existence we call 'life'
day 3 of being passive aggressive to my mum
she still hasn't apologised for being a bitch on friday night
>>58753838
>cries
>easily intimidated
britain confirmed
>>58753869
Thank u
>>58753857
I'm from the other region.
The one that NZ stole "Dunedin" from but spelled it wrong.
Also everyone would know I wasn't Australian and because I've inherieted a complete lack of self-confidence I couldn't andle the bander.
>>58753867
Yeah but you wouldn't let some lad heading out thinking he looked great when he looked like a clown would you? Well I wouldn't take pleasure in it.
> spend 3 minutes uploading a 3mb file
> captcha was wrong
>>58753893
the war rages on
haha I love when radio shows fuck up live on air
doing a cheeky squizz at the lads
what should i buy for my first car
what did you guys buy
>>58753902
Scotland?
>>58753947
bought ur mum so i could ride her all night long
Every black in England should be forced to produce music, it's literally the only thing they're good at.
>>58753892
like navys and grays too but yeah you've got the idea
I also really like this blackwatch tartan
>>58753911
this is fucking bullshit.
why was moot too retarded to make it check captcha first?
>>58753902
Isnt it spelt Dunedin? My granddads from there (the NZ one)
Use to think it was pronounced 'done-nedeen' until I learned it was pronounced 'done-edin' haha
south wales > new south wales
>>58753965
alright
so you don't have a car
>>58753979
>moot
>this yank fuccboi
>>58753835
>>58753992
*spanks your arse*
fuck up lad
new england > england
>>58753827
Also dude very bad banter
>this yank fuccboi
>>58753971
Haha holy shit the soles on those """"" shoes"""""
>>58753996
kek
>>58753971
>those proportions
>>58753988
Newcastle > Newcastle
>>58753947
Poo brown Hillman Hunter
is it true everywhere but london is eastern europe tier?
Absolutely howling at this yank narcissistic fuccboi hahahaha
>>58753996
That's not a $500 shirt, that's just from uniqlo actually
Very well dressed neckbeard there
>>58754000
>this is dadrock now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108006
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108006
> TFW CONVERSATION IS DYING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN AND HOW TO READ THE SIGNS IF THEY WANT MY COCK
HAHAHAHAA CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58753962
of course.
I like Scotland but somehow I've always felt it was a problem that I wasn't from Oceania. Maybe just because I never had a choice in the matter and resent that.
>>58753986
Dunedin = NZ
Dùn Èideann = Scotland
I don't speak gaelic but I think ours is like "Doon Ee-chin" with chin being said half way between "chin" and "chan"
>>58753994
Is that Hiro?
>>58754012
Yeah that's the point
https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/eytys/black-suede-mother-sneakers/1224303?forced_user_country=US&gclid=CJ__3OSEu8wCFQYuaQodcoYLtw
Swedish design is rather good, they're a country that dresses well, can't say the same for the isles
>>58754030
No.
Rate my chin
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108014
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108014
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108014
>and another one down
>and another one down
>another one bites the dust
Brava HBO
>>58754009
>Fanny Schmeller
>>58754060
>wearing shoes that make you taller
you dont gotta do that man
>>58754071
Fuck off you cunt haven't seen the episode yet
He's one of my favourites though, quite annoying
>>58754071
Martin sold out, he knew the consequences of his decisions
>fashion
>>58754068
>that double chin
he's literally got the golenface chin
>>58754080
Not much of a platform in them, sole just goes up rather high, I'm already tall enough
Can you say the same
>>58754106
Also very good post
>>58754043
>tfw you don't want to give your cock and probably freak women out by reassuring them of this.
>>58754037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
me and the lads on Sat night haha rate us
>>58754155
>>58754134
>Can you say the same
i'm 5'3 and jacked lad
:^)
>I also really like this blackwatch tartan
>>58754190
> tfw arm veins are more pronounced ever since going to the gym
most unexpected good feel
>>58754190
are you that lad who makes primitive technology videos on youchoob?
he's located in straya too
>>58754190
This is a pretty commonly posted image, but I like the attempt
Here's mine tho it's pretty angular do you like
