Fish and Nips Edition
our nige
lods of emone
crayon pop
>>58750513
are*
doing a poo
Great Nukes Hiroshima Edition
>>58750478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNLd8aC3hnU
>>58750538
*nods in you're direction*
Canada did nothing edition
>>58750527
dont fucking tell me what to do with my life you fucking wasteman
Listening to A New Career In A New Town and recalling my memories. I'm about to cry. Everything went wrong for me.
>>58750567
>did nothing
How about MEMES?
Fucking psuedo yanks running their mouth I'm at the gym trying to get a pump on and they're making me check my phone after every set cause I'm rhetorically King hitting them
>>58750555
Bet he calls it a faggot lure off cam.. Based Les.
>>58750478
gotta put enough chicken salt on your nips
>tfw you're ancestors were cucked by a bunch of scandinavian frogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
>>58750585
Learn to fucking speak English cunt and maybe i wont have to
>>58750622
don't speak to me or my wifes son ever again
>>58750612
Yum x
thailad can suck my dick, man
>>58750616
>tfw you're ancestors were cucked by a bunch of scandinavian frogs.
no we are rape babies, our ancestors cucked a bunch of celtic betas
Australian military history
>hrm some Asians/Muslims/birds/ are causing a fuss again?
>no use sending real soldiers, just send the Aussies instead, once they all die I'm sure the enemy will be tired out.
FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA REOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOOOOOO
a fucking leaf
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout sound and vision?
I'm watching Luther. Great show. I want to be a police like him.
>A FUCKING LEAF
Went to this cool farm party on the weekend lads
OK
>>58750649
how can you not be proud of that though
like you are just thrown into shit constantly, suck it up and get on with it only to actually do well. it's like being john mcclane tbqh
*trips and dies trying to make a post*
*memorial is erected in the town square to Australia's bravery*
>>58750649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijfrzTnydfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fiy4A3sbd4
Want to continue watching this and the kids fight.
Thinking about sheds.
>>58750649
Are you right there chap?
am I in /aus/?
>>58750649
>>58750656
>land on an unfortified, empty beach with 4 other armies and encounter nothing ONCE (1ce)
>only participate in the European theatre when it's clear we're winning
>never even step foot on Africa or the pacific
>proclaim to be king shit
Canadian "military" "prowess"
>Australia
Your detached suburb houses look super cute.
smoking is degenerate
>>58750705
CARMELLAAAAA
>>58750649
Canada ""military"" history
>America has this, fuck yeah
>Britains got this, fuck yeah
>2 power nations got this fuck yeAaaaah Canadian power!!
>>58750720
ty senpai
>>58750686
>farm parties
>>58750700
Mate that is not ridgy didge banter, this thread is for Anglos ONLY anyway. So please knick off hairy legs
>>58750700
>Australian memorial erected in Canadian town
KEKED
>>58750752
>midget niggers
I would watch a comedy a show about them.
>be canada
>get cucked by frenchies
you LITERALLY CANNOT make this shit up
>America goes off to a stupid war where everyone dies in the stinking jungle
"OH YES please papa Yank take me your most loving servant"
*dies from tripping on a leaf*
*memorial to Heroism built in Brisbane*
anyone got mortein?
this cockroach wont die
O'Canada?
More like,
Uh Oh'Canada!
>>58750699
Canadians don't have the capability to feel pride since they're perpetually bitter that they were born in a non country a few dozen kms up from America lmao
>>58750771
DELETE THIS
>>58750746
It was my friend from school whos parents are loaded and they have like a hobby farm
>>58750602
>>58750567
>Canadian """posters"""
>>58746059
why don't they just complain on /qa/ or /pol/?
why do they have to shitpost here?
>>58750771
Your brother. Easy.
>>58750795
>this cockroach wont die
Rude. I dont shitpost or bait anyone. Just posting some stuff. You don't have to diss. Ignore it.
>>58750793
>dogging your mates
Alri Jean Paul
>>58750478
His country can not even make own one submarine. HAHAHA
>>58750567
>Canada did nothing edition
Stop being mean
>>58750817
I like you mate, sorry about trying to invade you btw
>>58750800
*hands you back my marking sheet on your post*
*you look at my comment: "6/10 would've progressed with a runt farm and whatnot"*
>>58750836
We're making them in Adelaide wot are you literally talking about
Supposed to create heaps of jobs
Business idea: invent a process to burn Canadians as fuel
>>58750555
>>58750793
We were already fighting in the Pacific before America joined lad
>>58750825
>"dogging your mates"
Nah theyve stepped it up and dogged thier older brother that theyre freeloading off
*swerves to avoid Abbo sleeping in the road*
*crashes and dies*
*Sorry Day held to honour the noble Aboriginal*
>>58750859
Think he means Nam
>>58750836
His country can't even have a traditional standing army. HAHAHA
>>58750865
>swerves to avoid Abbo sleeping in the road
>swerve to avoid
heh
>>58750865
>dogging your mate and then getting into a car crush because you couldn't see out of your chinky camerican eyes
Howling
Do you really hate me or is just a meme?
>>58750825
"If an American asked me to let him spit in my mouth I'd do it willingly"
*dies*
>it's a Canada vs. Australia thread
haha epic!!:----))))) xD
>>58750850
It is French submarines not your own idea.
>>58750915
the subs are built in australia
the design comes from france
>at the time of posting I have to go up 21 posts before I see a British one
Disgusting. Fuck off JF freaks
>>58750941
Literally you can not have techs to build own ones.
>>58750902
If American got in a fight I'd help
Dw mate it's called not dogging your mates so I understand the concept is alien to you
>>58750915
Haha alri Tojo is that bringing us "GREAT DISHONOUR TO ER FAMIRY" haha shouldn't you be killing whales or something
*drives up to Montreal*
*walk up to what seems to be a local man and say "Good day, sir. And how are you?"
*look of utter disgust appears on the mans face*
*he quietly utters Je ne parle pas l'anglais.*
*i soon figure out no one speaks english in montreal*
*i look around and see no canadian flags but the fleurdelise*
Canada - the only "anglo" country to be cucked by the french, KEK!
what is this? some Ex-poly or community college?
No! its Australia's parliemnt
>>58750969
No,we'd rather just pay someone else too because damn having no debt is good.
>>58750962
Fuck off to your thailad stream cunt.
>>58750901
>a first world english speaking country that only ever delivers poland-tier bants no matter how hard they try
51st state desu, leave /brit/ for good
>>58750992
No, it is just lack of brain cells.
>mate asks me to bend over and let him abuse and stretch my anus
"Yes sir! Good one Sir!"
*dies*
>>58750979
Yeah we can create a modern looking Parliament because we don't need to compensate with old shit to prove to the world we're not our neighbour lmao
>>58751010
Or you are lazy faggots.
Went to this cool party on my friends parents runt farm on the weekend
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107553
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107553
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107553
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107553
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107553
>>58750998
Cultural differences mate, our bants are top tier, just a little above your head is all.
>>58750995
I started the thailad revolution so no I won't. Don't even know what that nonce prick stream is
>>58750850
>Supposed to create heaps of jobs
2500 only 2bh
>>58751010
netouyo fuck off you're basically japanese /pol/tards. literally nobody cares about the submarines but you
if criminals are generally retarded, why isnt the average iq in australia like 80 or something?
>>58751010
>>58751031
Oh no mate not the chink (haha) in our armour! Not 'nations ranked by submarine design capabilities'!
>>58750962
>come to /brit/
>a muslim finally appears
>>58751071
kek
>>58751049
>I started the thailad revolution
No you didn't.
Regardless, hanging out with our best lads here is better.
>>58751065
their posting quality says exactly that though
>>58751065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starving_Time
>>58750992
iq-in-western-nations-dropping-as-percentage-of-whites-shrink/
>>58751093
This
Our posting quality is always 80% great
*important*
>>58751019
>>58751019
>>58751019
>>58751043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>58751113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbnTcOHWuU
>>58751093
Who are you again?
>Burger King opens in Australia
ROOOO we're being taken over by Yanks!!!!
>Changes name to Hungry Jacks to make the natives feel unique
Ah yes, truly we are a proud independent nation.
What has anime done to us
>>58751143
why does it matter who am i this is an anonymous image board stop giving some posters e celeb status fucking runts
>An emu war
>>58751084
>Muslim
Oh here we go I have to btfo a JF again
My country is whiter than yours. 98.5% white. And now you'll say 'it isn't a country' because that's all you have.
>>58751174
well that's a good post
>>58751010
By the time we designed one ourselves, we would have spent more than it would have cost to just buy a design off someone else. Not to mention that's extra time waiting for the design, we may not even need them by that time, we'd prefer to have them sooner than later.
>>58750518
wordy
>>58751157
Burger king changed for us
>>58751157
And I wouldn't have it any other way
>>58751196
Northern Ireland is not recognised as a country though
Seems like a fair contention. Tasmania's probably 99% white but I'm not counting that as a country either
>>58751135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
>rolling up the rim of a coffee cup is literally considered an olympic sport in canada
ucmtul
>>58751157
Crickey lad. I love you but Strayans are animals. Find your inner cunt. We all have one. You're too nice.
>>58751196
Its actually an island
Now what you motherfucka
>>58751157
Yeah it's heckers brah
Bet you don't have 2 for 2 Tuesdays you prole
brit stole our aussies again.
>>58751196
Thats such american tier logic
>500 word essay due tomorrow on Australian culture
>can't find anything other than a book about the aerodynamics of twigs
>>58751071
If there's two certainties in this world, it's Death and the untrustworthiness of the French.
In all seriousness, choosing the French was a bad idea. They have a long history of holding out important spare parts/delaying construction of weaponry/withholding equipment altogether if it doesn't fit their strategic aims at the time (even to supposed allies, and clients that had already paid for their weapons). They even did it to us during the Vietnam war because they opposed it. They're more perfidious than the Brits for fucks sake.
I wouldn't be surprised if they sided with China in a potential military conflict in the future, I mean it's a choice between a distantly related far flung colonial outpost or the rising power of the 21st century. Whereas we could definitely rely on the Japanese in that situation seeing as they themselves are existentially threatened by China and need allies to contain it's military aggression. Honestly I think it was a bad choice, and we may yet live to regret it.
You know you live in a shit hole when the only thing you bring to the table for arguments against your country is that your country is 98.6% white
Sounds like something a pole would say desu
>>58751278
>>58751278
That's the national library of Canada for you
>>58751278
what is it with canadians and trying to discredit australian people
>canadian """banter"""
>>58751327
you started it boyo
>>58751329
fuck off yank
cuppa and dairy milk caramel for brekky x
>canadas only successful food chain sounds like it's named after a fucking children's fantasy author
me right now
>>58751327
automated defense response to being bullied all the time
>>58751321
Yeah he should probably try le French section
>>58751327
They wanna ride the first world train, without payin the ticket
>>58751350
i want to stomp your smug fucking face in
>the union jack
>>58751278
You are civilised.
>>58751345
>ah brilliant idea boys let's give our chain a full name
Canadians are aliens
>>58751228
It is though. Like in the first line of its Wikipedia article. It's been a country for a long time. Is Scotland not a country?
Its one of four countries that make up the UK
>>58751340
i dindu nuffin
>>58751374
fucking try it you little worm
You're all quite retarded
>>58751381
Jack is a flag on the arse end of a boat lad. Union flag?
>>58751397
Ah so I assume you and Scotland get seats in the UN then, yes?
>>58751419
You're trying to say Scotland isn't a country? You judge a country on seats in the UN? Fucking lol
*hangs out in a strip mall's parking lot drinking bag wine since there is no where else to hang out*
*dies*
>>58751397
>not recognised as a first class country by any actual first class country or any IGO
Ahh yes VERY impressive
>>58751405
kitty
Australian tourists are really loud.
>>58751374
Might give you a smack lad. Playfully.
we literally have no official language
>>58751502
same
>>58751451
Of course I judge a country based on whether or not they have UN representation you muppet
How about some sort of Irish president or prime minister for northern Ireland? Surely you're not represented by David Cameron?
Whether you like it or not northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales are only given the title of "country" by the English to appease you. If the UK went to war and enforced conscription you wouldn't be able to avoid it because you don't believe that you're part of the UK
98.5% white
These mixed abbo Asian foreigners just can't handle it, have to resort to
>b-b-but it's not 'technically' a country
>i-i know it has its own Parliament b-but I can't use that as an argument
>>58751511
yours are yiddish and hebrew
>>58751451
Scotland is like tasmania pretty much. "Yeah you dont get a seat on the world stage at this point, just sit tight and let us handle ur shit"
>>58751405
>>58751459
i thought about buying a winebag today because it was $10 but then i didn't true story don't tell anyone
>>58751534
all getting real in here lads.
>>58751525
>Irish
>white
They're descending from niggers mate
>>58751534
>try to relate to you in an effort to form a relationship
>you immediately shit on me and spew antisemitism everywhere
Officially have our first skyscraper
now we can be a real first world country lads
look out America
*falls out the window and dies*
>>58751524
Yes. That suddenly changes the fact that we are whiter than you. Definitely makes it irrelevant
Enjoy living with mudslimes abbos and Asians
>>58751549
awww those webms from gag are cutie ^^
Canadian tourists are really weird. They all take 5 minutes to tell me what city they're from and they all have american passports
>>58751561
For sure bro the Irish totally aren't white, doesn't matter what colour their skin is xD
>>58751598
Do you find Canadian tourists unfriendly and or/passive aggressive at all?
>>58751569
No cause I can just argue that tasmania is whiter than you since I've disproven your claim that northern Ireland is a country and therefore analgous to a state
QED mate
>>58751598
I didn't know people paid money to visit Australia
>>58751561
You remaining white genetics are Irish. Rest is Rolf Harris and dropbear.
>>58751598
>Canadian tourists
It's not just the tourists. Check out these bizarre specimens.
>>58751621
They always make sure you know they're Canadian, not American.
Sealand is 100% white and English
>>58751635
Oh so you live in tasmania?
Where I live is whiter than where you live. Simple fact. Your children will be half caste. Simple fact
>>58751605
Ah yes because African albinos are white! :')
>>58751605
British arent muslins no matter how ackbar their shit is :>)
>>58751605
At least attempt humour faggot.
>>58751659
Nah uh where I live is whiter than where you live so you're kids will be black also we have a higher HDI lol
>>58751643
looks like they are having a fun time visiting the US
even got the full tour with local culture stops included.
i'm alone and suffering
Glad to see this bloke has come up with a new definition of white. I'm looking forward to seeing it on the next census
>>58751643
That dad looks so canadian
>>58751699
*reaches out to you*
>>58751653
It's the only thing that makes us unique ;_;
>>58751279
>They even did it to us during the Vietnam war because they opposed it.
Fuck, imagine putting actual morals ahead of war profiteering and licking american arse.
>>58751706
Would that census be commissioned by the UK's demographics office or..?
>>58751643
Decent lads Canucks. They can hold a drink without dancing on tables and flashing their huge tits. If the females flashed their tits first would be better.
>>58751699
What's your email so I can fax you an e-hug?
>>58751724
Right from the cuckolds mouth, ladieboys and gents
>>58751731
If the French had morals they wouldn't have colonized Vietnam in the first place.
Most Canadians aren't really patriotic, we're just depressed and suicidal
>>58751731
>communism wasn't immoral
ahh yes, very impressive
>>58751731
>French
>having morals
>>58751639
You probably didn't know you could travel outside of dixie
VERY spicy meme here
>>58751767
maybe you are.
>>58751731
Fuck off Jacques you smelly wine swilling cockjockey
i hate how smug obongo is. Shitty fucking jokes at your dinner mate.
Yanks elected this man TWICE
>>58751786
Did u get the photgraph of me penis?
so when did cigarettes start cluttering your hands?
>>58751767
I love you brother. Quit being Finnish. We'd be nothing without you lads.
>>58751806
we can't all have tone
>have black hair and dark eyes
>mfw people tell me i'm not white
>>58751806
they bend over to whatever a black man says
Fucking hell there's literally no Brits in this thread
Don't mind Australians posting here, but they don't count as Brits. No, definitely not. No.
we could be industrialising the moon right now if it wasn't for the eternal porky
http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
>>58751816
>we'd be nothing without you
Except richer, prouder, better
>>58751780
Malian intervention.
>>58751839
ahh yess the USSR was very successful during that era wasn't it?
>>58751838
not even a little bit?
>>58751838
why because we're able to tan
if you see me with a nigga he ain't gay for pay
>its 314 am
>>58751889
Im not
>>58751838
Follow up post:
Yanks DEFINITELY don't belong here, and neither do Canadians. Though if they ever get their old flag back (Their real one) then they'll be welcome again.
Yanks, however, will never be welcome.
>>58751876
Stalin can't control the weather senpai
>>58751896
Lobster
>>58751895
East coast scum
>>58751915
nigger
>>58751838
You will be assimilated to Brit 2.0
Who /melbourne/ here
>>58751937
here
>>58751924
Ahmed
>>58751937
/lgbt/
>>58751945
Fuck off nigger
Fuck lads what now how do I even talk to women
>>58751960
Reported to the prime minister
>>58751946
If I was a fucking Ahmed I wouldn't call you a nigger, now would I? Fucking nog.
>>58751911
Additional addition to this post:
This is the old Canadian flag, the one they fought in WW1 under.
>>58751945
Whereabouts?
/richmond/ here
>>58751975
>those rough heads
All aboard the minger express!
>>58751923
just a tad but rude dont you think
>>58751977
for some reason I chuckled. why are yanks such dorks?
>>58751978
Dont u alla ackbar me u fuckin terrorist
>>58751994
/northeastern burbs/
>>58752012
Sorry, I get carried away. The only thing that makes this country interesting is the east/west rivalry
>>58752016
How far out? Bundoora tier?
>>58751975
>norwich union
My brothers
>>58752028
Yeah basically
>>58752015
Might have to taste dog one of these days. I hear it tastes like mutton.
>>58751994
by palm bay
>>58752014
see whos the dork with my boot on your neck
>>58752016
jagajaga masterrace
who /brisBane/ here?
M I L T O N
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really want to grow a beard but i still have the body of a kid
how do i boost test?
>>58752055
careful what you wish for m8, shaving every day is a pain in the ass.
>>58752055
implant kangaroo testes in your ballbag
>>58752048
I live in Caboolture hahah-*gets stabbed by bogans*
oh god they're having a conversation with me
is this what it feels like to be a filthy normie?
>>58752055
Asian lad. You don't do beards lol
