desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Sunday IPL watching edition
tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dyrLm9BYE8
Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis+ Maldivians + Afghans & Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + gypsies + People with desi blood + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + speakers of INDO-european langauges, people from INDIAna etc
Not Invited: bad guys
/desi/ skype group: https://join.skype.com/Jlmeaemlhxps
quote: If you don't have a real stake in the new, then just surviving on the old - even if it is about efficiency - I don't think is a long-term game. - Satya Nadella
/balt/+/ausnz/
>>58722169
Reminder that posting in /desi/ revokes your rights to PooinLoo.
Thank you.
hello /deadsi/
Some one made it :DD
>>58722373
Can't be helped
How many of you have exams starting next week?
>>58723722
End of the month lad
thanks for reminding me to study
>>58724048
What are you studying?
>>58721990
Why isn't the most powerful race invited?
Pic related is also /desi/
>>58724198
FilipINDIAN?
I'll bake you a jizz cake
>>58723722
Me
>>58724151
Physics, you?
>>58724221
>averagenorthindian.jpg
>>58721990
Ankush bhaiya, Lorrie sanao nah
>>58724198
Pinoy masterrace desi janai
>>58724351
>Physics
Noice. I'm studying English.
>>58724221
Who is that?
>>58724638
Cool, what are the exams about?
>>58724740
English
>>58724960
Kek
>>58724740
Shakespeare, Romanticism, Gender and Literature this semester.
You can make fun of the course, I won't mind.
>>58724685
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2042776/
Definace is worth watching
>>58725151
Defiance
>>58725038
Honestly sounds really cool
I hate STEMfags who shit on humanities for no reason
Is there much English-language Indian literature?
>>58725263
I said that because gender and literature is a bit of a meme. The rest is okay. We do have Indian literature - Indian theatre this semester, and classical texts last semester.
Where are you studying?
>>58725151
Makeup is really good desu. I couldn't understand why you'd linked to his profile at first. But I don't really watch tv series. Last thing I watched was Breaking Bad, and that was around three years ago.
>>58725691
>Where are you studying?
doxxable info that
>>58725763
>Breaking Bad
Never understood its popularity. Boring as fuck.
theek thaak
>not being Punjabi masterrace
feel sorry for you lads lmao
>>58725850
Okay
>>58725901
I don't know, I finished the entire thing in 2 weeks.
>>58721990
Who is she?
>>58726031
>P*njabi
>>58726090
It seemed too forced to me.
>p*njabis
http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/pathankot-boy-gun-selfie-injured-2777970/
>>58726031
OC just 4 u
>>58726031
>being the joke of a third world country
>tfw haven't showered in 36 hours
>IN NEW DELHI IN MAY
>tfw still smell good
How many of you can say that for yourself?
>>58727060
Consult an ENT doctor, your nose isn't working.
>>58727060
I poo'd in the loo today, my ancestors smile upon me
can you say the same of yours, pajeet?
>>58727308
>loo
>falling for the Jew loo
100% cucked m8
>>58727135
Kek. My girlfriend can vouch. .
>very little body hair
>uses body lotion after showering
>tfw you will never marry a beautiful north indian girl
>>58729306
And?
>get results back for all nighter essays
>perfect scores everywhere
>>58729840
Noice
Has the skype chat killed /desi/?
>>58734606
Nah, the r/desi subreddit killed it.
>>58729840
>all nighter essays
>>58734606
Who's idea was it even to have a skype group?
>>58735997
I think it was made when the threads were really slow.
Funnily enough, it never took off until the general started getting lot more posters
>>58736320
more like poosters
desi Is*amists, post your reactions when you faggots will be deported soon.
Trump is at 1002 delegates, only 400 odd more needed
>>58736320
/desi/ always has been slow.
In recent times, sometimes pakiposter was the only thing keeping the thread alive.
>>58736467
>implying he'll defeat Hillary
>tfw k*shmiris won't stop singing and clapping at this wedding.
>>58737118
What wedding m8?
>>58737323
The one I'm at currently.
>>58736467
All he needs to do now is get Jim Webb as his VP and he's golden
>>58737486
>he fell for the windows phone meme
Why not Jesse Ventura? Tbh, I would have likes to see Cuckney Sanders as his VP. I feel like they would both complement each other.
>>58737633
Does WP auto generate a file name like that?
>>58737486
Are their qt Kashmiri women there?
>>58737633
I doubt Bernie would agree to being Trump's VP. I don't know much about Ventura.
>>58737919
No
>>58737919
stay away shitskin
>>58738096
Funny thing is only the bride is Kashmiri.
The groom is Palestinian.
>>58738232
maybe she'll give birth to a freedom fighter who'll free both palestine and kashmir from the jews and the shitskins respectively
>>58738466
>>58738096
You Kashmiri? Gib sister pls. I won't even ask for dowry.
>>58738313
If I fight for the Kashmir cause will I get a qt Kashmiri wife?
>>58738791
just stick to not pooing in the loo pajeet
>>58738872
I'll build her a private DSS.
>>58738791
Plenty of Kashmiris in our country, ask someone you know in the Army or CRPF to bring one back for you.
>>58739303
>ask someone you know in the Army or CRPF to bring one back for you.
Does anyone here actually know someone called Pajeet
>>58740382
No, that's not even an Indian name.
>>58740382
Made up meme name
>>58740382
Yes, my wife's son is called Pajit Patel
>>58740411
>Posting a cropped version
>>58740610
Thanks 4 high quality version
>had like two indian gfs
>both were gorgeous
>took both of their virginities
>both are married to super betas who will never be able to satisfy them as I did
>one of them wants to meet up for a lunch date next week
thoughts??
Whatup boners
>>58740651
JUST
Fucking degenerate women
>>58740640
Don't get pictures off reddit from the next time.
>>58740651
>arrange marriage KEKS will defend this
>>58740775
You can still get cucked in love marriages.
Idiot
>>58740743
Oh please, this is 4chan. We know he's touched 2 women in his entire life. His mom and his sister.
>>58740651
Lay off the drugs for a bit, will stop the hallucinations
>>58740812
you're free to believe it or not lmao, it's not hard to get an indian/asian gf if you're white and decent looking
I can post some fat kid from my highschool hockey team who's been dating this really cute indian girl with green eyes, probably some high caste or something based off her last name, I don't even see what she sees in him lel
>>58740819
I stopped smoking weed years ago, I would smoke now but my job does urine tests every once in a while
>giving a fly fuck if indian women fug men of other races
only arrange-cucks do this
>>58740910
Post pics nigger
>>58740978
Nah, I give a fuck that married women are cheating. This only degenerates the society. Both the women and this honkey are degenerates.
>>58740910
>Chad Thundercock
>Posts bait on /desi/ on a Sunday evening
Kek
>>58741076
>unironically being baited by this
>>58740910
It's easy to get a gf in western countries in general. Go away canada poster.
>>58741076
it's not bait dude, I did have two indian gfs, one in highschool and one in uni, the first's last name was sharma and the other ones last name was gill
the first one's male cousin in highschool got really mad about us dating, I ended up having to not really fight him, but sort of push him down to the ground once and tell him to back off, he's a cool dude now tho, her family was really nice too, I sort of miss them
the second one was a total degenerate slut who showed me things I didn't know
>>58741166
m8 I live in toronto, THE multicultural capital of north america
only a minority of indians get action, and those are only ever the alphaest of the group whereas any decent looking indian girl has a secret/notsecret bf during highschool and onward that in my experience tends to be white or arab, never black or asian though, again only the alphaest, top dog of the indian males ever get decent/semi decent looking white girls
same applies to asians except filipinos who for some reason despite being ugly as fuck get some hot girls
>>58741284
>still won't post pics
Beta bitch
>>58741284
>>58741445
not b8 m8 wasn't meant to offend you but to bring light that westernized indian girls are whores like white girls too and to be careful when looking for arranged marriages
>>58741284
>I jerked off to two of my classmates in school who didn't even know of my existence and now I make up stories to massage my hurt fee-fees.
>>58726031
>Second most meme tier region after Bihar.
>>58721990
>Tfw told my parents I want a NE wife.
>They arrange a meeting with a Mallu instead.
Wtf guys
>>58741547
Hello Asura
>>58742770
Some Mallus are pretty hot ngl
>>58742770
Just throw some bleach on her face and punch her in the eyes.
There, now she is NE
>>58743050
>>58743058
She is hot but I want a hot NE wife
>>58744536
Pics?
Why won't you choddus post pics?
>>58744679
Why the fuck would we post pics of our chicks in this cesspool?
>>58743050
>some
Like 10% max
>>58744925
So your bros can maar their muth to the chicks?
Why else?
>
BUMP
>>58746902
What time is there fann? Go to sleep.
>>58746916
You first, kale kutte
jacked off 7 times today ama
>>58748953
what did you jerk off to?
>>58749022
lewds by sakimichan
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/929297/8fb8a40f54/
some doujins
opened up some 3dpd as well but didn't really jack off to it
ps. jacking off hurts after the 3rd time, like really hurts
>>58748953
Any milfs/matures stuff?
Nightly bump
>I get a pic clicked with a local girl whenever I visit any foreign country ;)
Why are desis such cringeworthy?
https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-things-you-do-that-you-think-no-one-else-does/answer/Ripan-Dutta
>>58751480
>Istanbul. Since I spent considerable time in Istanbul, I didn't have to ask someone random for a pic. She is a very good friend of mine. :)
>She is a very good friend of mine
Subtle. MahNigga.jpg
>>58751480
The raise the sexes seperate meme
HELLO
Pls respond
>>58752790
HOW ARE YOU
>>58752866
>Gujjew
Have you /ss/'d ankush?
>>58751480
Anythin 4 dat pus
>>58753117
Aren't you gay?
>>58753117
>Anythin 4 dat pus
WHAT?
>>58753216
>>58753198
Indian domination continues >>58753059
We also have a strong grasp on the Canadian government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7REVPOCaN8
>>58753255
>INDIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
WTF Turks call whites firangis too?!?!?
>>58751852
>>58753273
FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE INDIAN RACE AND THE FUTURE OF OUR NYANAI
>>58753032
Yeah bruv, myself and this Aussie DP'd him. It was technically baccha baazi so we felt you should have been there too
>>58753300
Firangi is an Arabic origin word
>Inb4 le pretending to be gay meme
>>58753300
No, lmao. Even I have seen those shitty Turkish shows haha
>>58753325
All our fucking words are from dune people.
I thought it was fir as in phir (other) and rang as in (colour) meaning the "other coloured people"
>>58753393
Its actually derived from "Franks"
Please poo on me vedic masters.
>>58753330
>No, lmao. Even I have seen those shitty Turkish shows haha
Watch superior Indian serials. Turkish shit is vulgar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJX3m1yQwP8
>>58753428
Indian serial's are being replaced nowadays with Turkish or our own shows.
>potti is a surname
JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
>>58753464
>Indian serial's are being replaced nowadays with Turkish or our own shows.
Pakis are moving backwards every single day.
>>58753416
Wish I didn't come online today and learn that shit.
>>58753499
Dikshit potti
>>58753551
>Hardik Dixit Shetty-Potti
Just
>>58753585
>mfw I am literally talking to a talking animal
>>58753585
>Hardik Dixit Shetty-Potti
>>58753654
Ankush bhaiya, aao abb meri bari hai haha xD
WHO IS THIS ANKUSH FUDDU EVVER1 IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT?!?!
>>58753613
ok calm down rakeeb
>>58753708
Rape
>>58753736
Tell that to the kanjiklub.
>>58753764
>tfw you will never be part of an Indonesian space piracy gang
>>58753708
No idea, I think it's the paki shitposter
>>58753787
Ankush bhaiya aaaaoooo nah
@58753797
Did I really piss you off that much with my posting style that you have to do this?
>>58753810
Ankush bahiya, itnah ghussa haha xD, bhai chill pill lo haha xD
>>58753810
>Being this delusional
Back to studying, londa
>>58754825
Haha sahiya Katheh ho bhaiya haha xD, abb kitneh smart ho haha xF
kya chutiyap macha rahe ho be tum log..
shitposting ki hadd hoti hain, assholes
>>58754949
>assholes
more like just one asshole
>>58754949
Yaar bahiya, kya kahein, app is general keh moderator ban Jao haha xD, app toh barah rules koh achi tarah enforce karo gah haha xD. App jaise bareh admi kk baat sab koi suneh gah haha xD
>>58754973
Haha, ankush bhaiya inta ghussa, toreh thandeh ho jao haha xD.
>>58754949
Lekin teri gaand mein mere londe ke ghusne ki koi hadd nahi hein.....
Damn, shitposting in Hindi is super fun xD
How do I get a desi gf
>>58756293
message me
>>58756293
You don't like desi chicks
>>58756331
Nigga the only gf you'll get is the fucking dood pot in the temple
ABOUT TO RIDE SHINY AND CHROME ON VALHALLA AMA GUYS
>>58756360
delet
>>58756389
Hope you crash and burn
>>58756467
So am I brother it's time to end 6 years of a shitty NEET life
>>58756491
Hope you have better luck than Cuckush has with the ladies
>>58756342
What if I do?
I managed to spend two months in India and get no desi gf though so I guess I'm doomed.
>>58756522
>Be white
>Still get no poo gf
Lmao @ u
>>58756522
Try not being born ugly
>>58756955
Tried a few times, never seemed to work 2bh
>>58756969
JUST
>>58757420
And I STILL got more poon than you
>>58757510
>this nigga made it and hasn't got laid
lmaoing@you right now
>I'm making it and you're not.
>"""""made""""" it
>spends time bragging to NEETS on a bhelpuri selling online convention board
I'm here guys :D
>>58757480
poo-n
You can't make this shit up
>>58757662
>courting the idea of doing a phd, alternatively courting the idea of working at an international organisation
That's pretty cool, I'd love to work at an international organisation.
>>58757662
Wew lad, you're insecurity is showing.
Saying all those things is cringeworthy. Don't look down on someone for being unfortunate, someone is looking down on you.
>>58757774
>some poetry bullshit
ok
>>58757773
yeah mite b cool, but i mean working for the big ones is very difficult, requires a phd and then some.
So maybe a smaller one, we'll see how it all goes.
i'm sorry aussie-chan, that was uncalled for 2bh.
Best weed you've scored in India? Currently smoking some really bad stuff, full of seeds and stems, in wb
>>58757892
stopped smoking weed when i was like 19 my homey
>weed
how overrated is it?
I'd like to try it sometimes, although, never smoked cigarette in ma life.
>>58757891
genuinely feel remorseful
>>58757977
its pretty novel for the first few times, you should smoke it a few times just for the experience.
>>58758006
how much will I spend coughing?
>>58757844
Let me tell you, I used to be like you, all high and mighty until I got the taape of the humble pie.
>first year of uni, staying in dorm
>got 25k scholarship
>feeling all high and mighty
>go get some groceries with some guy I barley know
>we talk about scholarships, I brag about mine
>he says, "good for you, I got 75k in scholarships"
Thats when I vowed not to flaunt my shit around. Someone is always better.
As Indiana Jones once said, "Only the penitent man shall pass"
>>58757977
>tfw started smoking casually last year
I fucking hate it, really needed one during my exam. Trying to quit now
>>58757844
Yeah I've heard. I'd rather settle for some shitty MNC then.
>>58757892
Everyone I know who gets it in Delhi gets it from far North people.
>>58758006
This is why you have to smoke more as you build up a tolerance, it never loses its charm
>>58758035
you will cough a bit, its pretty harsh on the throat especially first time.
try to not take big breaths in.
>>58758035
Depends on the person, some person are more sensitive, just don't try to be hero when its your go on the bong
>>58758048
>MNC
I'd rather go for an institution or think -tank than sell my soul for profit.
>>58758059
I used to live in holland and smoke the Danks everyday my family member, shit gets real boring
>>58758059
>smoke more as you build up a tolerance
nigga, I love my lungs more than building up tolerance.
>>58758124
>I'd rather go for an institution or think -tank than sell my soul for profit.
I'm leading myself down a shitty path.
>>58757980
What did you say? I went to take a shit lmao
>>58758124
RAW
A
W
>>58758198
was just being unduly mean
>>58758201
>RAW
I want to be a data analyst not a fucking secret agent
>>58758124
Its easy to get caught in a cycle but you need to find a way to still function as normal human and continue smoking the dank. If I got access to Amsterdam strand, wake n bake every day
>>58758261
All good man, it's all banter at the end of the day
>>58758284
>but you need to find a way to still function as normal human and continue smoking the dank.
i was perfectly functional, its just boring as I said.
other drugs are more fun, but should be used even more sparingly
>>58758319
haha yeah, kys xd only banter :DD
>>58758283
you can be a data analyst in RAW
A
W.
or NTRO
T
R
O
>>58758409
they wouldn't want diaspora doing that shit, there an army of indians with econ degrees who can do this shit for them.
>>58758456
TRUST ME!
Beef nihari loaded with ghee+half a bottle of rum for dinner=the smell of india in your bathroom in the morning
>>58758594
100% worth it, Indians do this on a weekly basis. Truely does create the smell of india
>>58758493
if you send me deets of a job opening and recommend me, I'll look into it?
>>58758594
Holy fuck that looks good.
Please also post pic of the poo you take after.
>>58758594
thought this was some weird coffee from the fucking thumbnail
>>58758594
>Beef
DELET THIS
>>58758684
>post pic of the poo you take after.
गुज्जु तोह सीरियस हो गया।
>>58758663
I could bottle this badbu and market it to CK. Sala introducing CK India.
You know when you walk down those streets where the muslims live with the open sewer lines running? My bathroom smells like this
aussie-kun pls don't misunderstand the kys banter thing
its a jab at gujjew because he was getting on his moral high horse after telling people to kys
>>58759039
Gujjew is better than all of us.
>>58759156
I think I'm the only sane person in this thread
>>58759156
He's certainly better than you
>>58759039
Stop it already chuttad
>>58759179
>sane
>guy tells me have a nice day
>don't
DON'T. MOMS GONNA FREAK #DAMAGED.
>>58759222
P O O B O O
O
O
B
O
O
>>58759256
>>58721990
Why don't Paki Bros ever post qts? It's always Indians or diaspora
>>58759039
Wew m8
>>58759306
I ONCE WORE A SHIRT INSIDE OUT.
INSIDE OUT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>58759306
women are haram
>>58759328
I'm overwhelmed by guilt, I'm a very empathetic person.
>>58759328
WEW LAD
I RESPONDED TO YOUR POST WITH WEW LAD EVEN THOUGH IT WASNT A SHITPOST
IT WASNT A SHITPOST AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABBABAHAHAHhahahahahahahahhahHahahahahahAHAHAHAH
>>58759340
>Tell everyone I am not a virgin and that I am a Chad
>I am not actually
wew
>>58759306
Pakistani girls are hot though...
>>58759400
>Guy tells me to not respond to him
>do
MOMS GONNA FREAK #DAMAGED BWAHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>58759423
>…
K Y. S
Y
S
>>58759486
how come you don't have a job?
>>58759423
>Pakistani bacche are hot though...
FTFY
gonna close this thread
>>58759505
>J O B
GET OUT
>>58759522
I squeeze my lulla and wish that big sexy Indian womennnn sux it like lollipops.
>>58759579
Please do, well past its sell by date
wew lad, paki is really terrible.
>>58759635
IT EXPIRED JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER
#DAMAGED #MOMSGONNAFREAK
>>58759522
>Malaysian bacche are hot though...
Ftfy
>>58759681
Abhe mind your language. You will be reported to the Islamic police NOW!
>>58759648
PAKI IN HIS PRIME STOPS INDIAN SHITPOSTING CRIMES
>>58759681
I would love for ankush bhaiya to sux my lollipop lulla with his nice sexy mouth. I want to make him succy on my lulli haha xD
>>58759745
It's like your shitposting is a physical quantity
>>58759709
>Islamic police
>Implying they'll not be the ones to call dibs on your kuwari gand
>>58759797
IT CANT BE QUANTIFIED.
>>58759803
PLZ SUXX MY LULLAZ
>>58759803
I just called Najib, he said he'll talk with Kejriwal about you ASAP!!!!
>>58759892
Ankush bhai, aao mera lulla ka chuppah maro nah. Lollipop ki Torah suck karo Nah haha xD
>>58759939
I'm out
>>58759892
Kejru has already cucked one Najeeb. I'm sure he can handle another.
>>58759892
Najib Arvind Bhai Bhai.
>>58759939
paki lad, y don't you take the crown from kangaroos in shitposting?
>>58759969
Kahan jah raheh ho meereh pyaaaaaaaareh freedom fighter. Aao aakar mera white flag leh lo Nah haha xD
>>58759988
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK EASTER? KEK KEK KEK
>>58759990
EID?
EID?
EID?
RAW AGENT AAO MUJHE INTERROGATE KARO NAH. AAO NAH JAAAAAAANU haha xD
I'm out as well
>>58759988
This najib is a special case, he knows how to get stuff done.
>>58760120
Jao maat jaaaaanemmmmaaaaaaaaan. AAAAAAAAA SUNNNNNNNN ZAAAAAARAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MERAAAAAAAA LUNNNNN CHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSDS ZAAAAAARAAAAAAHHHHH. RUKKKKK JAAAA CHOOOOOOOOS JAAAAAA HAHA XD
HEY BOIS?
DID MY SHITPOSTING LVL UP HUH?
BOYS, LETS GOOOOOOO BOYS
>The state of this thread
Fucking poo shitposter
>>58762508
Please get new memes. Sadfleck is two weeks old
>>58762771
>sadfleck
>two weeks ago
NI HAO REDDIT
