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Garlic Bread Edition
>>58716267
does anyone else have their tea without milk?
crayon pop
karen
maisie
leicester
our nige
Wanna meet up and fugg?
>>58716291
pleb
crayon poo
>>58716291
I can but prefer it with.
GARLIC?! AND BREAD?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4h8djf/my_42m_son_16m_has_become_a_vitriolic_racist_and/
dad's gone and done a reddit post about me
>>58716318
ye x
things are scary
I tell you what lads these £1 Asda frozen pizzas are far more delicious than they have any right to be
>Just go right up to her and start up a conversation. Girls love a confident man.
cara 2bh lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10100546
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"
racism is illogical
gf just sent me this
Do u have magic mushrooms in britain
how old is too old to still be shagging 12 year olds lads
this bint 2bh lads
Really don't even like maths
Was always good at them in school when I tried but I hated math work and now I've been out of school for a few years so I'm sure I'd be shit if I went back.
Think I'll just be a trucker or work my way up to a foreman position or something instead.
>>58716347
go away
*slams fist on the table*
*holds iPad in your face
look at this fucking shit
http://www.greatbritishpolitics.co.uk/ukpoliticslive/tories-in-serious-breach-of-electoral-law.html
Proof yet again the fucking Tories are the scum of the Earth
*huffs and puffs*
ARGH! I need a fucking walk
*angrily gets up*
*murmurs "Fucking Tories" under my breath*
*slams the door on the way out*
Adam Johnson got beat up in the shower lads
>>58716391
never, age is just a number m8
>>58716426
>them
good post
>all these americans giving us shit because a paki could be elected mayor of london
>they elected a nig-nog, twice
>>58716347
>send him to counseling
>he has the wrong opinions he must be brainwashed
Typical leftie scum
>>58716369
Voted for you xx
>>58716484
ok thanks mate
>>58716475
reminder that O'bama is Irish
>>58716391
love is blind and knows no age x
unless its a man and an underage womyn ewwwww fucking perv they need to be shot and then castrated
>at club last night
>start dancing with girl
>she's grinding on me
>turns round and whispers in my ear "you need to dance more, show me"
>can't dance for shit so just continue grinding but punching my hands as well
>she steps away and then says to the black bouncer on the dancefloor "white guys can't dance haha" (she was white)
>bouncer laughs at me
>she starts grinding on the bouncer
>bouncer gets her number
>I leave the club
Literally got cucked on a night out lads
>>58716391
Nice try fed.
just want to dissect things without people thinking i'm weird so became a biologist and hardly ever actually get to cut open vertebrates
why? WHY? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO STOP GERMANY FROM TAKING BELGIUM AND FRANCE?????
>just pick the subjects you enjoy!!!
>just do the degree you enjoy!!!
>>58716441
Ah yes the left trying to attack the tories again
>>58716537
This is why I don't even try to dance
Ever
>>58716537
Yous a bitchnigga
>>58716537
i chuckled
Need a boyfriend lads.
>>58716537
the trick is to take ecstasy or pretend you have taken ecstasy
>>58716537
Simple solution
>nah, i'm good
>walk away
>denial of attention makes her want you
>she starts coming to you again
>give her attention
>pretend to lose interest again
>once she comes back to you again, ask her if she wants to go round yours
works every time
>>58716691
this sounds like something lisicki would say haha
friends called me a fucking idiot for saying I might vote to leave EU
>>58716664
same
>>58716691
Doubt that would work in a club where every girl has like 10 guys vying for her attention
>>58716731
they're not wrong
>>58716691
>le if you act like you're not interested it'll make her more interested meme
literally never works
Don't know what crayon pop is.
Not sure if I should care.
>>58716537
Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Didn't Happen"
myself and others like me were previously monarchs
Danced in the rain with a girl last night. Felt cheesy but also good.
>>58716625
keep your hate speech off this general
>everyone responding the the nigger bait post
embarrassing
>>58716691
t. rapist
>>58716757
LOUGHBOROUGH
O
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B
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>>58716718
>>58716757
>>58716765
>>58716830
Pulled my flatmate doing it Tbh
>>58716731
>having "friends" like these soppy Guardian reading cunts
>>58716776
>I make up a story of a relatively uneventful nightclub experience to tell /brit/ with complete anonymity
you got me haha
Find non-whites quite annoying 2bh.
think ive finally worked out the reason why glasses make me look horrible; its because they make my eyes look smaller, and this one detail completely changes my whole facial appearance
>do a degree you enjoy
>if you do what you enjoy, you'll never work a day in your life
>if you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything!
Life's biggest memes are instilled from childhood
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x24msq3_dixon-b2b-ame-boiler-room-x-innervisions-dj-set-at-ade-2012_music
still the best set in existence
Really want some Chick-fil-A but I can't fucking get it because they're closed on Sundays why does this always fucking happen to me just end it all now please
>>58716883
Umm racist?
>>58716761
they're taking away your sovereignty, your nationality, your free speech and identity. It's genocide of the British people and the European Union is corrupt to the core
>>58716761
>carefully considering both sides of the argument
why does this make me dumb?
Most crushing rejection you've had lads?
H-how do I order vodka from the shop? I've had a bad few days and I really need to get fucked up, but I'm a bit of an autist so I've never really bought alcohol before
>>58716480
leftists can't really comprehend the fact that people may just earnestly be racist
gotta be some deep seated issue
>>58716922
>>58716932
i read it wrong
thought you said they called you an idiot for voting to stay
my bad x
>>58716945
McD's
>>58716953
Just ask for a bottle of your preferred brand
>>58716953
what? you don't order it, you take it off the shelf, then give it to the woman at the till. she scans it, tells you the price, and then you pay her.
>>58716953
Go to alcohol aisle
If it's behind the till just ask for "70cl Smirnoff" or something
wish i was in your home
is the saying "it's downhill from here" meaning bad times ahead or is "it's uphill from here".
>>58716858
You do it all the time.
>>58716907
>tfw I fell for the do what you enjoy meme
>>58716945
none
The times I didn't try out of fear of rejection are what haunts me
just burped sick into my mouth
post sad songs lads, feel like doing a depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdewTRJ-MG0
>>58716953
Just go to tesco.
>>58716945
Tried kissing my friend in year 11 when we were drunk but he told me he wasn't gay and never spoke to me again haha
>>58717010
what does cl mean
>>58716787
Aaaay
>>58716833
Loughbrough was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZANlYjuQJ-4
>>58716480
What gets me the most is they're always going on about being inclusive to other cultures and identities, then use right-wing as a pejorative as though different opinions is a bad thing
>>58716953
If it's anything like the US, it's real easy.
Walk in the shop, pick out what you want, grab it off the shelf, pay for it at the front counter, they'll put it in a bag for you, then you leave.
>>58717018
downhill means bad time coming and uphill means your going to have to work hard to get somewhere
>>58716945
>Hey here's my number
Th-thanks Phoebe.
>Can you pass it on to your brother?
Why aren't you out burning EU flags?
>>58716945
Asked a girl out when I was 16 for the first time, she said she just wanted to be friends
Ended up becoming more popular and better looking, got head off her in sixth form haha
>>58717073
that video is ironic btw
jaw still hurts
Was the 21st century a mistake?
>>58717068
centi-litre
>>58717100
no one owns an EU flag
>>58716945
>be me
>kissless virgin
>meet girl
>she's exactly like me; shy, likes vidya, anime, movies, prefers staying in, etc
>very qt, skinny, doesn't wear make up, relatively short hair
>we get along really well, she laughs and smiles at everything I say
>"holy fuck i think this could be my first gf"
>she comes out as a lesbian
ABSOLUTELY
SUICIDAL
not sure if I should kill myself or just kill everyone else
>>58717130
why not ml?
>>58717123
from what?
>>58717059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUKZkT05bR8
>>58717100
Flag burning is for pakis. Plus I don't hate the EU, I think it should exist if other countries want it to as one massive state and I would like us to be allies with it but not a part of it.
>>58717157
gurning
>>58717140
Why not both?
>>58717127
What makes them think those bins aren't going to get trashed like everything else in the men's room?
>>58716953
Stealing is the easiest way to get it
>>58717059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw
this always gets me a bit sad
>>58717132
i wonder if people having eu flags in pro-eu countries is common
>>58717157
succ
>>58717059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0HzNePL-XM
>>58717059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKNv8QKLJeE
>>58717127
a lot of people get legitimately mad at this stuff, but I love it. its so profoundly absurd its hilarious
>>58716993
>>58716994
>>58717060
>>58717075
Thanks lads
I thought it'd be more convoluted than that, like I thought it'd be like ordering cigs where it's like [amount] [size] [brand].
>>58717050
RUDE
>>58717127
bins are going to get pissed in
>>58717220
how did you find this song
>>58717249
yeh same haha
>>58717178
shit at multitasking
>>58717156
Easier to say 70cl than 700ml
>>58717300
but ml is much more common
>Millions of qt Arab grills that want to experience western culture and marry a man with a big white cock
>Instead we get millions of men who think with their cock and rape anything that moves
THIS ISN'T FAIR
REEEEEE
>>58716945
>always fancied this cute girl in my year
>find out she likes me too
>go to a house party and she's there
>we exchange glances
>eventually get talking, going very well
>I go to get myself some drinks and talk to my mates
>come back to her, she's talking to Chad
>ignore it for a bit, talking to my mate
>see them head upstairs together
>try to tell myself they're just talking or something
>10 mins later I hear one of her friends say "omg Jess is having sex with Chad upstairs now haha"
>almost cry
>attention-seeking paki posts made-up green text story
>cries when he gets called out on it
Fucking neck yourself.
>>58717298
>Kill everyone else
>Then kill yourself
Lrn2prioritise
>>58717346
>Chad
FOY
>>58717127
>Be a bout 3 FTMs who go to all of those unis combined
wew we better make sure every single bathroom accommodates to all 3 of them.
Chilling out in the sun :)
>>58717337
Why would you want an Arab? Fuck that shit inbred. Go for the Persians at least they are technically Aryan
>>58717332
Its the same amount and it's glaringly obvious that cl means centi litre
millimetre
centimetre
Metre
Millilitre
Centilitre
Litre
Get it?
cheerio
>>58717381
Think there's something wrong with your pusspuss babe xx
>>58717220
Really liking this one
>>58717381
plymouth
>>58717287
idk
internet
>tfw biphasic
>>58717127
*pisses in the bin*
>>58717418
love this post
>>58717381
its not warm enough to warrant doing this 2bh
>>58717406
>technically Aryan
they ARE Aryan
There's no technically.
What the hell.
>>58717405
>>58717405
that looks like it fucking hurt
Why is everything full of Shaniqas and Mutubus in Stratford
>>58717407
I obviously see cm being used all the time it's on every measuring tape.
but cl is rarely used by anyone even if its obvious. at least not nearly as often as cm
We will never defeat Isis and the Islamic invasion because it is an ideology.
We in the west have abandoned our ideology for the worship of hedonism, the worship of nothing. We don't have anything to fight back behind.
Whether Christian or not, we should return to our Christian roots and then we will have a chance
right i am actually going to do some work now
>>58717432
literally cannot remember where i found it either
great song
>>58717494
No you're not.
>>58716945
old oneitis texted me that she sucked some guy's dick
we were best friends haha
>uploaded a pic to instagram 42 minutes ago
>zero (0) likes
might just off myself now
>>58717457
Found the Persian
don't want to die alone lads
Does anyone here know of anybody who has dated a Muslim girl?
My mate was going out with one for like a month secretly and then it had to end as he got death threats
>>58717485
It doesn't matter how often it's used, you still know what it means
"70cl? Oh right 700ml or 0.7 litres"
It's not hard lad, come on
>>58717495
downloaded Ode to Quetzacoatl album from some place or another a couple years ago anyway
Why did Roose Bolton betray the Starks
>>58717405
Child porn!!!
FUCK OFF
Time to play some FO4 again laddies.
>>58717548
it does matter how often its used. if someone uses a rarely used expression then it's odd and you should be made to explain why you;'re trying to be different
thinking of lying to people more often
I'm unironically in an open relationship.
it was a crush
>100 cm in 1 m
>10 cl in 1 l
Explain this
Prefer the idea of being alone at the time of my death
Going to enjoy relaxing by myself on the way out if I can
>>58717576
>>58717472
t. stupid fucking retards who have never been outside of 4chan
>>58717589
shit taste m80
>>58717490
Agree that our lack of a philosophical grounding will destroy us, however disagree about Christianity.
Related:
http://williamlutherpierce.blogspot.com/2013/11/our-cause.html
>>58717534
very VERY scared of this happening
I'm not *that* ugly and normies tend to like me, it's just that I don't know where to meet girls. I don't work with any irl, i don't use social media, I hate night clubs (and the girls that unironically go to them), I'm too scared to put my picture on a dating site and I can't just approach random girls in the street without seeming like a creep.
Just fuck me up
>be in london for 3 days
>girls actually looking or even smiling at me
>also they suddenly start conversations with me in bars
i don't understand, back home in germany no girl ever talks to me
>>58717631
there's 10 cm in 1 ccm
10 ccm in 1 m
>>58716958
Not in UK m8 they now charge for bags
think I might be a bit of a misanthrope
>>58717650
That Christian philosophy is what created the west and it is what kept the Muslims back for over a thousand years. You don't have to be a Christian for this
>>58717673
iktf
>>58717642
I've seen that shit lad
didn't one of them die? you can hear the coccyx of one of them proper shatter init haha
>>58717557
the boltons and starks have been fighting for centuries for control of the north
>>58717705
BENDER
>>58717713
This
Need to get to the mountains
>>58717640
I fantasize about dying deep in the woods by my own hand
>>58717673
>don't know where to meet girls
>lists a load of ways of meeting girls
Why are you scared to put your pic on tinder? Quite literally every single person has it
>>58717705
fuk u benda
>>58717732
But it's no longer credible to many (most) intelligent and thoughtful people
>>58717705
h-hey :3
>>58717751
Then why did Robb team up with them?
>>58717673
pubs>clubs
>>58717688
That's weird, normally London is the least friendly place to go
>>58717705
>not having a plastic bag full of other plastic bags saved from the golden era
>>58717750
fuck knows mate, natural selection
>>58717769
I fantasize about dying deep throating your cock anon
girl btw : ^ )
>>58717640
did someone draw the tip of penis under his thigh
Minorities are literally not real people
>>58717777
not him buit
>get tinder
>think this is it, finally i'm going to meet someone
>get rejected 900 times
women are a meme
Voting for brexit
No amount of reduced roaming charges will bribe me to stay
>>58717795
>team up
he was robbs bannerman
also look at real history, historical enemies teaming up is hardly uncommon
>>58717842
agree
death to American immigrants
>>58717777
I can't stand people looking at me irl, it scares the fuck out of me that at any time, a qt could come across my profile and think "what an ugly cunt". It could happen literally hundreds of times a day, I don't actually know it's happening per se, but I do know it's happening.
do you come with the car?
>>58717842
Jamaicans>Amerifats
need something to do to make the most of my day off tomorrow.
>>58717881
they do the same shit when they see you out walking on the street
>>58717777
>take about a thousand pictures of myself for a profile
>they all look like shit
>take the least shitty one
>cleverest thing i can think of for the about me section is "i like to eat pizza"
>realize i'm pathetic and girls have literally no reason to chose me over thousands of way more interesting or attractive guys
>delete everything and go play vidya again
SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!
*kicks you square in the bollocks*
>literally haven't spoken a word since Friday
Send help lads
>>58717881
Lol they literally swipe left to everyone without thought except the ones who grab their attention as hot
>>58717951
Show pic I'll help
did man win kick ball?
>>58717913
Jamaican government encourages gang shootings to sway vote numbers
just watched a clip of a guy blowing into an aztec death whistle
>>58717928
I wear hoods when I'm out and about, nobody can really see me
With the MAN in the White House? NOT LIKELY!
>>58717992
>not thinking out loud
hellloooo reddit!
>>58717979
*throws you off a building*
>>58717992
Why not talk to yourself lad?
>>58718026
how fucking ugly are you lad
>>58718021
>/brit/ Jamaicans
>Jamaican Jamaicans
>>58718023
kek I brought one two months ago they're based
>>58718036
Alright Ed
>>58718000
Did that once in another general on int
People said I looked okay except for one gay dude who thought I was "really cute"
those darkies are alright actually ain't they lads
>>58718107
well do it again
>you will never be this perfect
>>58718023
fuck me it actually is a bit unnerving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI
>>58718103
brought it where?
civility is sure lacking...
>>58718137
certainly not
Haven't spoken to another human in about 2 weeks
I am going a bit mad, I keep interviewing myself pretending to be a politician
>>58718140
L E W A N D O W S K I
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W
B
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Y
>>58718104
how did you pick me up on that?
>>58718090
No girls ever shown interest in me and the only compliments a girls ever given me are "you have nice teeth" and "you're cute (aka a non threatening beta)"
So probably quite ugly but I don't know
>>58718139
No...
>>58718144
bought*
imagine how absurd the thought of people changing their gender must have been to people 60-70 years ago
Just got a sneak preview of game of thrones season 7. Pretty shit I must say.
>>58718163
shut-in rorke delusiono
>>58718183
post a picture
>>58718140
>Polish
>>58718183
>you're cute
I've never even gotten that
>>58718190
it would be seen the same way as 10 years ago you tosser
>>58718184
Fucking do it now
>>58718193
>people that dont like me must be shut-ins
lol, not an argument
>>58718184
If you post one I can edit it for you and make you look good
Why are you scared if you've posted it on /int/ before?
>tfw no ed bf
>>58718183
lol
>>58718140
shame about the face
>>58718229
f-fine
>>58718141
>>58718023
>unnerving
KEK
It sounds like me when I'm trying to blow my nose when I have a cold
I expected something actually spooky/mystical
>>58718173
I've started talking to myself in bed a few months ago, pretending there's someone to talk about things like how the day's been and what we could get for dinner tomorrow
>>58718250
this guy has perfect skin tbf
>>58718183
>>58718211
A girl I used to know said "I look like a hot rapist"
Don't even know if that counts as a compliment or not
>>58718250
lol
>Transgenders kill themselves because they believe they are the wrong gender
>Post-ops kill themselves at pandemic levels after reassignment
These people are mentally ill. We enable them. Then when they get themselves mutilated forever, they can't live who what they've done.
The kinder thing to do is treat them as mentally ill people
>>58718250
Rainer bist du es???
bit depressing hearing about you all being ugly lads
leave it out, ye?
>>58718287
yeah sounds good to me
>>58718286
alri hannibal lecter why dont you skin him and use his skin as a fleshlight you freak haha
>>58718230
>people that don't mind the darkies must be black
lol, not an argument
is the traditional 'cockney' accent dying out?
every time I see something on tv with young londoners, they all have that awful quasi-american/west indian london accent
even blacks in london back in the 90s and before didn't have that accent. it seems to have come about in the early 00s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuOsxjDd6Yc
What accent is this?
Someone who moved to the UK?
*plows your arse*
>>58718241
Because people started using my picture for things
>>58718311
The reason they kill themselves is because of bullying from society though
>>58718286
he looks like a tomato
>>58717133
it's a phase, keep trying.
>>58718311
despite that making total sense you'll be called an transphobe if you say it out loud
Really dislike trannies and gays and all that.
>>58718350
It's brown bread m8
>>58718336
>all anti aging skin cream ads are made by hannical lector
bad meme
I'm sure you're all cute desu.
>>58718372
Big American cock
>>58718412
this 2bh
>>58718250
REEEE
THATS NOT ME
I-I was going to post a picture but I turned on the forward facing camera and saw myself and it physically hurt me, I can post a picture of my eye or something but that's it
>>58718412
no real reason to hate gays
>>58718350
yeah, even if the whiteboys speak like blacks now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
>>58718355
he sounds like a poofter
>>58718412
i'm actually alight with gays as long as they're not camp faggots
Do you think Hitler was annoyed that he had dark hair?
>>58718452
tfwiktf
>>58718421
yes this is definitely something hanbo el lecto would say
>>58718461
yeh like you
>>58718412
I'm gay and even I dislike trannies.
>>58718470
>he fell for le blond hair blue eyes maymay
who /estuary/ here
>>58718506
exactly
Absolute jobsworth warned me for "spamming/flodding" because I made a thread after someone else did without knowing.
Fuck yourself you absolute runt.
Doubt.jpg
What's your favourite saying lads?
>In for a penny, in for a pound
>>58718459
no reason to like them either haha
>>58718461
Fuck I'm half black but I really hate niggers
>>58718545
Jeder Tritt ein Brit
>>58718542
hey rabbi...
>>58718586
nigger
>>58718459
>t. a fucking bumder
Do people here actually dislike gays? Seems like the only people who care about them nowadays are pakis and closeted gays.
>>58718542
umm so i reckon
she got rid of those tattoos and had better hair i could really take advantage of those DSLs and thats not even a lie
>>58718545
one up the bum no harm done
>>58718412
Same lad, they're weird freaks 2bh but they stick to themselves for the most part. I just try to pretend they don't exist.
>I'm half black
>>58718467
>i'm actually alight with gays
t. another big fucking queer
>>58718610
fuck off bender
t. not paki or closeted bender
>>58718545
veritas vincit
>>58718542
>Complains about facebook giving her address to people
Why did she think giving her address to fb was a good idea in the first place, also I don't know how Freedom of Information Act woks but there's a chance people nearby might be able to check if one was filed
Feel full lads.
>>58718610
yeah i don't like them, absolute weirdos 2bh
>>58718610
I dislike homosexuality as a lifestyle choice
We need to return to ancient Roman style homosexuality
>>58718662
Rasheed
>>58718586
>half black
>I'm 1/280th dominican
>>58718672
>posting a white face
that will never be you hahahaha
>>58718627
>tfw saw a tranny at uni
Took every piece of willpower I had not to laugh in its face. Fucking disgusting creatures. Hopefully their suicide epidemic clears them all out. It's not genocide if they do it to themselves, right?
know a girl who's surname is "Cockaday"
very unfortunate
>>58718461
Jesus christ london is disgusting
It was going well a few years ago, what the fuck happened
does anyone say 'swear down' nowadays
I wish I wasn't me.
>>58718542
What a dumb bitch
If she needs attention that badly she should have just pulled her tits out instead of faking a beating
>>58718710
>nignogs mathematics
>>58718740
sometimes
>>58718718
was one in my halls during first year
pretty sure they dropped out after first term
>>58718726
know a girl who's surname is "Allcock"
also unfortunate
>>58718700
>hates faggots
>typing with no punctuation or grammar
He's from Norn Iron, I bet. Whitest people in the West.
>>58718736
>it was going well a few years ago
My fucking ballix. I visited in 2011 and it was like walking through the fucking Congo but if the Congo shared a border and free movement with Pakistan.
Literally have no problem with benders getting married and having kids, fair play to them as long as they're happy.
>>58718545
shes old but she'll hold
>>58718718
I don't know why anyone cares about them that much. Them and benders are utter freaks and should just be avoided at all cost. Don't know any personally and would never associate myself one.
Everything after 192 AD was a mistake
>my phones broke, can't ring anyone
>I need to ring my dealer to get weed
>ask my mate if he'll let me use his phone so I can ring the dealer
>"can't lad I'm busy"
>busy doing what?
>"I'm at a party"
>so? Meet me outside while I use your phone
>"can't lad I said I'm busy"
>it'll only take 5 minutes you twat
>"I said I'm busy"
Why's he being a cunt? I'm not asking for much am I? I only need use his phone for 5 minutes. Wanker. Oh yeah hell fucking come out when he wants smoke my weed and drink my beer though won't he. Cunt.
>>58718740
only if you're a fucking nigger
>>58718795
>benders having kids
Biology doesn't work like that, Nige
>>58718815
he clearly does not like you
>>58718545
"Luck be a lady tonight" while crossing my fingers and squeezing my eyes shut real tight.
>>58718794
>2011
I meant like in the 1800's
>>58718610
I don't care who they fuck, I just really don't like weird people.
You can be gay and still pretty normal and I'm fine with that, but the weird flamboyant faggots are annoying.
>>58718751
Same. Why?
>>58718795
t. bender
>>58718815
use a payphone
>>58718815
>my mate
>>58718857
All gays are weirdos though. Just queer people in general (hence the name).
>>58718804
>Some girl's campaigning for some position in uni
>she comes round giving out sweets and pamphlet
>Gives me sweets
>Gives me pamphlet
>First thing I see is "GENDER NEUTRAL TOILETS SAVE LIVES"
>Laugh at her until she leaves
Bitch forgot her box of sweets and everything. Ate them all. GOAT day.
why aren't you out celebrating May Day?
>>58718833
Adopting them or having them with an egg donor.
>>58718867
in all seriousness, go to your actual general.
>>58632332
>>58718882
hahaha well if it isnt the forehead brigade
>>58718586
>trying to appease white people this much
Cuck
>>58718882
Me on the left
>>58718887
>2016
>payphones
who are you trying to kid?
>>58718930
I've been out, my cousin was morris dancing and shit
>>58718815
I'd say you're always asking for shit off everybody
>>58718926
good lad
>>58718882
1>3>2>4
>>58718849
Don't say "a few years ago" then.
>>58718795
Want to know how I know you're a fucking faggot?
Donald Trump knows how to make america great again
literally do not know any benders and would never know one, that being said i avoid middle class twats at all costs
>>58718861
I'm constantly anxious and can't talk to people.
>>58718882
>Only one white girl
>She's uggo and wearing high-waisted shorts
What a terrible image.
>>58718939
Don't be a dick
>>58718959
Deehsar
just made a mistake
will not be rectifying it and I certainly won't be learning from it this time
"Mate" keeps trying to use my phone to get some weed. Told him I was busy at a party, hope he fucks off for good and gets his own shit for a change.
>>58719082
I saw your mistake and I understand your angst
don't see why you're giving so much shit to that half black bloke. i'm half asian and it's not like i dream about having sex with white, bonde, beautiful aryan goddesses HAHAHAHA *gets in my bmw*
I identify as a depraved fetishist
give me bennies to cut my junk off
dont worry, ill kill myself after so the money will be even more of a waste
*is in my bmw*
*saliva splurts out of my mouth as i make car noises*
BRRRRRRRRRRRMMM NEEEEEERRR VVVVVVVVRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRRRROMM CCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
*wipes wet mouth on sleeve and then wipes sweaty palms on pants*
applying for a job in the US lads
applied for one the other day but they alread y fill d the position
>>58719779
whats the job lad?
>>58718736
1946 Windrush + 1997 New Labour
what is he playing at
