me and the missus edition
me on the right
Subhuman nigger
me on the right
did anyone watch that film on itv2 last night?
it was called ifyagaysayno
Subhuman nigger
>>58719064
fuck off retard
>Me and the missus
>Image just contains a missus
I don't understand this meme.
it's every woman's dream to get stretched out by a black stud
maisie
he's black as fuck
>>58718999
subhuman nigger
>>58719064
this
Minorities please use other entrance
>>58719064
>>58719090
Fuck off
It's great how you can change just one simple thing in your daily routine, it takes 10 mins and it makes your life 100x better
>>58719107
big black ghana man come to lock off the dance and move to your girl
>>58718999
>her right boob and arm have fused together
this thread is for straight white BRITISH men
everyone else needs to leave
hey rabbi
>>58719064
>>58719090
>>58719124
good lads
>>58719091
>>58719130
your kind isnt welcome in this thread
>>58719090
>>58719064
they call me subhuman nigger
tell them SHUT UP
>>58719161
half white*
amazon has delivered my parcel 20 fucking doors down
I have been in the entire day
fucking fuming, why have they been so shit recently
What's her ethnicity? Pretty good looking for a blackie
>>58719152
are you trying to sell me something?
>>58719161
Even my boyfriend?
>>58719161
You sure about that ;)
>>58719064
>>58719090
BEST POSTS
>>58719099
Mine as well 2bh
>>58719210
Subhuman nigger.
wiggling my willy like a gearstick in neutral
having a little cry
>>58719159
is that a nipple trying to escape on the left boob
>>58719213
swedish/somalian
Really can't wait for the impending race war
The coons have had it too good for too long.
actually think black people are pretty based, especially the caribbeans cos they've been here forever, and didn't exactly come by choice hehe
>>58719238
this post doesn't even make sense
fuck off you fat cunt
>>58719161
>autism thread
>>58719255
yeah think you can see a bit of nip on both
>>58719213
how the fuck would we know and why does it matter, trying to find a caveat for uncomfortable feelings?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10101111
http://www.strawpoll.me/10101111
http://www.strawpoll.me/10101111
http://www.strawpoll.me/10101111
Tell me Tommy, why didn't you take his hand when he offered you everything? He thought you were his friends
>people unironically think there will be a race war
haha
was getting bullied in /147/
:/
ffs someone could have told me...
>>58719180
>>58719282
>>58719249
*licks your tears*
Honeslty white people don't deserve anything but death
I'm tired of you pasty cum skin yellow teeth inbred bitches
We're taking over and there's nothing you can do about it
Suck muh dick
Welcome: straights, gays, whites, Brits
Not welcome: everyone else
>>58719313
Middle class people are universally cunts 2bh.
having an 'oul pray lads
I'm going to have to fucking shower, get changed, and put my contacts in to walk down the fucking street to get my parcel
Going to complain, this sodding delivery driver has pissed me off for the last time
>>58719294
how do you know if youre working class or lower middle class?
ahaha oi look at this absolute mong
>>58719282
>>58719180
>>58719268
Subhuman nigger
>>58719356
this
might be upper working class??
who knows
>>58719328
subhuman nigger
>>58719355
>complain
m8...
>>58719356
it's more cultural than anything else
getting out of bed x
Doing a be lonely and miserable
>>58719259
>>58719238
>>58719193
>>58719189
>>58719126
>>58719124
>>58719090
>>58719064
>>58719301
>>58719339
>>58719337
>>58719364
subhuman nigger
>>58719384
subhuman cracker
mommy left to go to the store.
gonna look up booby
>>58719355
be careful of danger
I'm a non-practising Muslim in the UK and I love it
Can get away with literally anything, get a marriage with a qt girl sorted for me, and soon London will be completely Muslim
>>58719337
>gays
no
If the Soviet Union was state capitalist then why was the US so against it?
>>58719412
me on the right
>>58719395
I've got refunds before from complaining
don't even care about it anymore, this is the 4th time running somethings gone wrong with my delivery from amazon
How do I make bum play hurt less?
Was he a good president?
>>58719413
subhuman spic
>>58719449
it's funny cos it's true
>ywn have an asian qt to go hiking with
>>58719475
Stop doing it you idiot
>>58719476
>obongo
VERY bad
>>58719476
Yes, top 5 easily
What have blacks actually contributed to british society apart from there shit music?
*taps you on the shoulder from behind*
Black people were better off living in sheds on the plantations
Less opportunities for them to rape and murder each other
>>58719457 answer
>>58719495
good
>>58719453
Benders occur naturally in every society and are top lads, they've always been welcome in /brit/ and are an important part of the community.
The Soviet Union actually seemed pretty successful
Mud huts --> first man in space
Not bad
>>58719520
what you subhuman niggar
>>58719531
disagree
>>58719476
>didn't close down guacamole bay
>escalated the situation in Syria
>didn't actually improve the QOL for the average American
in short, no
>>58719495
korea has some pretty comfy geography desu
>>58719495
I just really want a qt asian gf
How do I increase my chances?
Does having blonde hair and blue eyes help?
>>58719512
Drugs
Food
Fashion
>>58719476
No, he was a useless lying manipulative coon
Who would have guessed oh wait literally everybody that wasn't black or trying to be black
>>58719526
I think you mean African mudhuts m8.
>>58719492
It genuinely is true
Like I said my family is non-practising and not hell-bent on domination so I only have 4 siblings. Most families I know have at least 7 kids
>>58718999
She's a qt desu
Wouldwatchherfugthatblackhunkandfaptotheirlovemaking/10
>>58719563
tanned blondes are a meme
find them repulsive honestly
>>58719512
grime is the greatest gift of all my friend
>>58719535
stop shilling for you and your gay bender pals please
>>58719597
Nah that would only benefit us
Trying to look out for other people here
>>58719556
it would be weak, slow, tired and useless
>>58719526
I'm blackish and I have a slave/racism fetish
really need 2 see a therapist
>>58719583
*taps you in the shoulder from behind*
idk why you cunts go on about race so much
grow up in a lower class 90% white neighbourhood
hardly any better
>>58719476
>trusting a muslim to run your country
>>58719644
says the fat cunt
>grime
>>58719618
Stop shilling for you and your paki pals please.
>tfw multiple qts check me out and smile at me literally every time I go out
being tall and ripped is literally life on easy mode lads
WAH GWAN FOR THE JUDGE, DONE THE MANDEM DIRTY
>>58719662
oh Jesus Christ, shut the fell up merchant
>>58719644
no
and in any case i would be there for her
>>58719670
>>>/int/cum/
this a grime general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THP_tUe-2Ws
she is perfect
>>58719693
boring meme
everyone who isn't gay is a paki
yawn
>>58719535
So do rapists
Degenerate fag
Grime is just shit rap with a shit accent
>>58718999
>tfw you were born the wrong gender
>tfw you'll never tast stormzy's dick
kill me, i just wish to be a beurette
>>58719476
>was
Still is. Perfect record of greatness, no less. He even bowed to the emperor and empress of Japan for no reason. Based™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>>58719698
Jumpout gang Jumpout gang
All of DAT all of dat
Ah yes. Barrack HUSSEIN OBAMA.
A prime example of why Muslims should never hold any power.
>>58719750
>grime is rap
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
>You will be paid £35 per every 1000 leaflets plus samples delivered
does this seem like a good rate or will i be lucky to even get 35 quid a day?
never done leafleting before.
just copped this hat lads
mistress told me not to wank for a week
ffs
>>58719663
get away im only 12st
>>58719712
time and tide wait for no man
>>58719606
Are Muslims actually proud of doing this? Do they shit out children to do their part to change the demographics?
>>58719726
I honestly don't know if Grime,Hyphy,Trap, or Drill are the worst sub-genres
>I am indeed what you may term a "homophobe", m'lady. What other grown men do with their willies is something that deeply concerns with me!
when did it be 6 oclock?
>mum is singing in the kitchen and it sounds really nice
Wish time still was that men would work and provide and women would just stay home and be lovely
wut is a good car for under £60k
>he hates my mum's skin colour
>>58719791
He's right tho
reminder that Chip sent back to Bugzy on the same day
>>58719797
sounds like shit m8, just get a job in a shop or something
>>58719791
It genuinely is
Just a shite British knockoff of the real thing
bong hit!
>>58719797
I fancy you could make decent money if you move quickly
>>58719790
HUSSEIN is an Arabic name, not a Muslim one.
>>58719790
Barack is a Jewish name too. are you implying he's a Jewish- Muslim?
>>58719732
>S-stop calling me what I am!
Rasheed
>leicester are literally going to win the league having started out at 5,000/1
>people still unironically doubt the power of allah
>>58719820
>grime is sub genre of hip hop meme
kill yourself immediately just fuck off yank
>>58719844
nope grime derives from UK genres such as garage, jungle, dnb and also some from dancehall
>>58719856
you ain't got the slightest clue what you're talking about
there's uk hiphop which is a complete different thing and is shit
>>58719883
o shit he isn't actually
need my neghole pozzed pronto
>anything that isn't Oasis is not music to me
>>58719495
>Yoona will never be your gf
why even live
>>58719925
>muh garage and jungle
going to make diner
>>58719925
>UK genres such as garage, jungle, dnb and also some from dancehall
Which is derived from American rap
>>58719925
It's a bit of both desu lad, it's obviously based on rap because of the vocal style, but yeah the beats are derived from garage and stuff
>>58719810
Yes, everyone is encouraged at the mosques and by other Muslims to have as many children as possible. It's in quite a few hadith as well
It's to increase the number of total followers and help strengthen Islam, which I guess in turn shits on demographics
>>58719810
why wouldn't we take pride in taking over the oldest and most advanced civilization on earth ?
get fucking rekt kuffar.
>>58720011
is it chicken nuggets?
How to make Great Britain even Greater.
-freedom of speech and personal liberty are held as paramount
-classrooms at public schools are cut to 15 per class
-science, math and english lessons are to be given once a day
-history teaches british history from the roman invasion all the way up to WW2, not feminism and how evil we supposedly were.
-the British Empire is portrayed in a good light, showing how we brought the torch of knowledge to wastelands of the third world, abolished slavery and acheived great things, and it is shown how the third world has thrown that torch in a lake and gone back killing each other.
-citizenship and RE are banned, there is now "Self care" class, where kids learn how to look after themselves and manage finance.
-Immigration is dependant on how fast we can absorb and convert foreigners. Immigrants coming into Britain are scattered and put into all-white areas until they absorb British sympathys.
blacks at least engage with society. for better or worse they contribute to the culture of the countries they move to
muslims want to live in hostile insular sub-societies that reflect the 3rd world shitholes they spawned from and contribute literally nothing other than obnoxious call to prayers
>>58720016
>garage
>jungle
>dnb
>derived from American rap
>>58720060
chicken teddies
>>58720016
No he's going to sperg out with MUH SUPERIOR UK BEEPS.
*slaps your arse*
>>58720016
>>58720016
nope
the fundamental difference is rap is focused on the vocals, with an accompanying beat
grime is instrumental based, with accompanying vocals
>>58720137
that guy really was much better looking than her tbf
>>58719925
>he thinks rapping over beats inspired by other shit sub-genres makes it somehow not rap
lol u trippin
>HUGE FUCKING INNOVATION!!1! BEATS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE THEY'RE INSPIRED BY SUBGENRES WITH STRONG RAP INFLUENCE HOW DARE U CALL IT RAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onyYjmXabDE
brought you an old gem though m8
>>58720116
*gapes arsehole just before you slap it so you fingers get sucked in*
hehehe
how can we successfully wipe amerifats off the face of the earth?
>>58720137
These screen caps are all shite mate, there weren't enough funny moments in this one.
>>58719865
That's assault
Feel like giving up.
>>58720043
>>58720053
absolutely nuts. what a fucking shitty way to show appreciation to those who gave you a home.
>>58720141
Hip-hop requires both.
Spoken word is 99.9% pretentious shit[e].
Grime is literally rapping over shitty garage.
>girl at work tells me she wants my cock
>rip off my cock and give it to her
>tell her I'll need it back the next morning
>>58720137
DONE IT PROPER
P
R
O
P
E
R
>>58720137
are there a new load of louis docs or was this a one off
is the new jungle book any good lads?
>>58720264
Think it was a one off.
His scientology film is out soon though.
>>58720141
That's complete and total bullshit
If anything I'd say the "grime" (not a real genre) beats are more understated than rap because the production quality is generally low.
Had a gay wet dream last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
Can't speak for any other genre, but nigger-pop is decent
>tfw inveitable Clinton presidency
So fucking boring
At least it won't be Sanders
*does a listen*
ah yes, most impressive
>>58720291
he needs some lucozade
>>58720235
>k/jpop > grime
think we can all agree on this
no matches on tinder
I'm not remotely attractive lads
what do?
also any tips on getting laid?
>>58720316
>trump wont be next POTUS
>>58720233
put every fast food restaurant on stilts that require them to climb a few steps to enter
>>58720351
I don't like grime but k/jpop is absolute fucking shit mate
The women are fucking ugly as shit too
>>58720232
*pushes my hands and arm ups your arse*
average /brit/ grime poster (me)
https://www.fb.com/1589692747946761/videos/1717017178547650/
>>58720356
improve yourself then try again in 2 years
>>58720356
see
>>58719697
just get ripped
>>58720246
Like I said, it's more to do with increasing the number of followers, the fertility rate would likely be the same in any country
Only a small proportion of families are actually actively breeding specifically to take over London
That's more just a side effect. And I can't wait
>>58719804
but this is a woman
>>58720321
Best album of the 2000s.
>>58720356
don't put so much effort into it
you'll come off as desperate and nobody likes desperate
>>58720193
>>58720252
oh my
you don't understand in the slightest yank
try reading this
http://pigeonsandplanes.com/2015/11/grime-hip-hop/
>>58720301
in grime, instrumentals are songs in their own right, and get known from different mcs doing their own versions and the beat getting spun on radio sets
hip hop instrumentals are mostly for one track
>>58720356
In this boat too.
>brittish counter-strike
>>58720301
>That's complete and total bullshit
Yeah, it is
I can't believe there is someone stupid enough to think that's even remotely true
>>58720398
>implying
>>58720321
ermmmmm.... ?
>>58720403
*kisses your fingers as they come up through my throat and out of my mouth*
xx
>>58720356
your profile is probably shite
>>58720351
Yes.
>>58720424
Increasing the number of followers in a non-native country is basically the same as trying to shift the demographics. There's no fucking difference. I can only hope that in a few generations the muzzies here will hit their atheism phase.
>>58720366
Trump will beat her. believe him
>>58720398
when's your specsavers appointment?
>>58720351
Agreed
So the Scots say they want to stay in the EU and they say they'll hold another independence referendum if Vote Leave wins in England and Wales.
But now some tricksy Scots Nats are trying to play the election by voting Leave - just to make sure that Leave will win, because when it wins they can claim they were forced out the EU by England, and then get an excuse to hold another independence referendum.
Fucking ginger midge bitten haggis humping Gaels eh.
>>58720483
meant for hahaha
>>58720431
what am I like
>>58720514
some of them are alright but the state of them gayon poop "girls" jesus wept
they're rancid
>>58720512
trump is appealing to your inner racism just like farage is for us
>>58720435
Grime is nothing without vocal heads.
Hip-hop came to the US before UK.
Grime is a sub-genre of Hip-hop.
That's like saying Hip-hop didn't come from turn-tablism.
>>58720525
luckily most people know leaivng the EU is just a meme
>>58720525
having independence referendums so close together just bricks the whole fucking point. they only need to win once to be out permanently.
>>58720525
good
the sooner the UK leaves the EU, scotland leaves the UK and we rebuild Hadrian's wall the better Tbh
>>58720472
>>58720514
Honestly grime and kpop are both dogshit
Like, there's no other way to describe it
The people who follow kpop are a bit more civilised but that's it
The music and women of kpop are fucking ugly and shit
>>58720589
can't even spell leaving right you bloody bender
>>58720493
*stays inside of you*
Taking up crippin today lads aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJLfCBBcZAo
Third eye food.
>>58720466
nothing to do with the production values
for example on the biggest meme grime tune: stormzy - shut up, he uses a 10 year old instrumental which was already infamous as an beat on it's own and has been used for various different purposes over the years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMgF5ajW_oU
>>58720571
>Grime is nothing without vocal heads.
not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LF8hBQ9GkQ
who remembers this banger
British family population increase: 2 kids --> 4 --> 6 --> 16 --> 48
Muslim family population increase: 7 kids --> 56 --> 448 --> 3,584 --> 28,672
>>58720676
desu it will shrink
>>58720676
rorke
>>58720646
watered down psychedelia?
it's basically just pop music put through a couple of flangers
>mum's facebook friend is giving away xbox hueg
>I'll take it, why not
>came with oddworld: strangers wrath and thief deadly shadows
>go out and buy £2.50's worth of games
that's my week set
Oi some 18 year old bird from London just showed me her bra on Omegle
>>58720655
>not true
not an argument
>>58720554
I can give you a free specsavers voucher if you want?
>>58720676
the population doesn't increase at all with two kids you literal mong
Need to purchase food
>>58720692
even with the few muslims that do assimilate, it takes them at least 3 or 4 generations.
>>58720655
How's it not?
If you take away the vocals it just goes back to being either:
Dub
Garage which is just a shittier UK flavor of House.
Or if you are really trying to hang on to the thread of Jamaican roots
Raggae
Or even more absurd
Dancehall.
>>58720719
>his parents use facebook
>>58720741
he's excluding deaths obviously
Kpop is really, really fucking shit
>>58720721
had already explained why but there's just no telling yanks
they invented everything
>>58720772
shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qwCDbfjFE
140bpm
>>58720727
they were clearly given to you for a reason lad, get your peepers checked and you'll see how butters these hogs truly are
>>58720799
sounds like a great model for population growth
>>58720719
>Enter the Matrix
Loved that game back in the day
