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Bit sad edition
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cara
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Fife cunts in the house
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Hearing the church bells ringing is lovely

How many more years before they stop I wonder
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>>58703603
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Anybody else not mind Aussies?
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>>58703583

Fear not haha
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Karen
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>>58703534
i just liberated manila from the ottomans and got like 5 fucking points - taking a fucking city and liberating it is utterly useless
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>>58703624
nah they're good lads fairly
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>>58703624
Don't mind any anglos tbqh

Yanks are my least favourite though
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http://news.sky.com/story/1688137/israel-accused-of-west-bank-ethnic-cleansing

SHUT IT DOWN
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>>58703675
Yanks aren't true Anglos 2bh
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>>58703556
look at the top of his head
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>>58703556
>chatting to a girl that doesn't even have a picture
desperate lad
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>>58703681
""""""""""Ethnic cleansing""""""""""
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>taking sides in a dispute between jews and muslims
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ottoman is building up a sneak attack against me lads

i have the worlds strongest navy hahahaha im gonna rape his shit into attrition and then take every coastal city he has
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>mfw Lestah literally could win the league today

No way
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>>58703624
Not really. Craic is shit.
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>>58703873
Which faction are you playing as?
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>>58703624
They mean well
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>>58703873
let me guess youre not playing a proper eu game just some shit gay game
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>>58703828
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Bought a dodgy fat burner off a guy and have been taking it daily for 2 months. Wonder what it is doing to me
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>>58703936
The kiwi looks like a cheeky chappy haha
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jizz in the jizz cake
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if you can't handle my gimmicks at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best
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>>58704012
Get out of our commonwealth Indian scum.
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>>58703998
probably nothing
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>>58703998
Cooking your insides
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>>58704031
*locks door* from inside
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>>58703925
i went random and rolled montezuma which isn't too bad i guess because i just focused on tradition, honour (for boost to culture per kill) and aesthetics

warfare is literally better suited because I can cop 20 to 30 culture per kill on top of the per turn amount
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Business idea: Take immigrants from english speaking countries who want to live and settle in Britain
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>>58704058
CIV it is then
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>>58703966
help my thread
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Israel only uses white phosphorous to light up the sky.

Kek
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>>58704058
Good choices 2bh
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>>58703621

The adhan is lovely bro.
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>>58704121

Israel 'to stop using white phosphorus shells' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-22310544
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>>58704201
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>>58703556

Happened with me 2 years back. I was getting ready to move to Amsterdam, set up my OKC, started messaging a girl, it was going quite well ...until my job offer fell through so I never got to meet her.
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>>58704154
the only shit thing is that my raw score isn't really reflecting my standing tbqh. i'm like 405 while the leader is 625 and i've successfully won a war, liberated a city state, have the largest military in the world as well as highest satisfaction and most well fed people plus most developed culture but yeah fuck the scoring.
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Lads some retarded bug thing bit my arm a few minutes ago and now it's swollen and hurting like a bitch

What do I do
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>>58704235
I've always found it a little bit silly that the highest rating is Julius Caesar but war is an awful way to accrue points.
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>>58704246
Plan your funeral RIP lad
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>>58704235
Score is irrelevant m8
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>>58704246
Rub salt into it to sterilize the area and prevent infection
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>no milk in
>no bread in
>no food in
>working in the morning
>currently drinking a tea without milk

Come on, lad, get it together.
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>>58704246
Apply hand wash and wash it off it will neaturalise
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Morning lads

What's the plan for today?
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>>58704301
Football, football, fifa, bed
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>>58704285
DONT fucking RUB SALT
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Business idea: feed myself
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>In 2007, scientists found the rare paternal haplogroup A1 in several living British men with Yorkshire surnames. This clade is today almost exclusively found among males in West Africa, where it is also rare. The lineage is thus thought to have been brought to Britain either through soldiers who were enlisted during Roman Britain, or via the slave trade. Some of the individuals who arrived through the slave route attained a very high social rank and married into the general population.[24]

Afrishires
Yorkfrica
Afriyorks
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Lads
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>>58704270
i never really play offensive domination because war is such a grind unless you play long as and can afford production of units plus wonders

>>58704275
nah i know deep down but i'd still like to see a high score
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>>58704231

'Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah, ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah,

Ash hadu an-na Muhammadar resulul-lah, Ash hadu an-na Muhammadar rasulul-lah, hayya 'alas, salah, hayya 'alas salah,

hayya 'alal falah, hayya 'alal-falah Allahu Akbar; Allahu Akbar, La ilaha illal lah.'
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any planetside or ex players here?
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>>58704374
Played it once and it was shit
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Who supporting Leicster to win the Premiership today? I'm not even into foot-ball and I started supporting them yesterday.
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>>58704374
Fucking payed a shit load
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>>58704390
really? I thought I was great until server migrations completely fucked everything up
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>>58704374
yeh played it a lot until recently.
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>>58704411
I've been supporting them since early February. Hilarious seeing all the bandwagoners jump on now. Really annoying though when people like me have seen the highs and lows. We will win today. Come on you boys!
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Think I might be a psychopath lads, I was reading an article about how psychopaths are more likely to enjoy bitter tasting foods (ie black coffee without milk or sugar). As well as the general social awkwardness part.

The weird thing is, earlier that morning I was in the office, drinking a black coffee and had my headphones in blaring a song called "dead body disposal". I was writing emails with a smile on my face.
/blog
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>>58704411
You can be a life long even one minute before the game is finished.
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>>58704348
Sause!?
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just slept for 18 hours lads
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>>58704436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNDXI6wUGA

heard about this update, is it anygood?
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>>58704246
U gonna get Lyme disease
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>>58704454
I don't have a fedora enough picture for this
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>>58704463
There's not much out there, but you can search for 由@蜜柚mio
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Have read so many books that I have reached superiority and genuinely struggle to converse with most people my age

Majority of things they say are retarded
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>>58704301
draw lads
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>>58704435
>run across the map for 5 minutes
>get shot

Fun!
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Are there and Yorkfrica lads on tonight?
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>>58704475

dont know. haven't experienced that update yet. looks fun i guess. adds a new element to the game.
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>>58704208
I was referring to the Jewish lady on BBC1 claiming this.
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>>58704478
Do fedoras listen to hip hop?
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>>58704498
Serves you right for being a complete and utter mong then

>load up planetside
>get into game
>join squad
>squad deploy straight into fight
>squad move around the map in sundies or galaxys
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update: ottoman declared war on me again hahah about to clear 4 of his long swordsman units in a single turn
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norman forces approaching
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>>58704532
If you were a psycho, you would he listening to Mozart, Bach, or Fettuccini Alfredo's new song


But since it's hip hop then it just means you've got plebians tastd, hoplite status
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Has 3 hours sleep lads
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>>58704555
>join squad

Yeah I'm not going to join a clan with try hard nerds. No thanks. You know you aren't really in a war right?
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Was just sat on a bench outside watching people

Saw a father sat on a bench with his head down on his phone whilst his kid played in the small park by himself. Made me sad
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>>58704584
http://youtu.be/LtGoBZ4D4_E
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>>58704563
Haha last game I played the Celtic bitch kept declaring war on me, getting her swordsmen raped by my Gatling Guns, giving up a city in peace treaty, and then declaring war again
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why is most of your posting deliberately infantilised. ? do you wish to be thought of as a kawaii little girl or boy?
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>>58704563
What difficulty are you on?
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>>58704607
can't tell if you're taking the piss or you really are that stupid
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>>58704700
No idea what you are talking about
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when u meet a girl from tinder and she's actually fat
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warm out
dutch weather
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>>58704755
Leave immediately

Don't have to worry about offending someone if they actively deceived you
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>>58704755
More to love :3
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>>58704671
>Celts
>war

Come on mate the only thing the celts know how to kill is time.
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>>58704563
Hehe
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>>58704348
>underwear in the shower

Trying to save on washing bills? Those thrifty japanese!
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Flatmate has been playing Zara Larsson songs on full volume for the last hour

Ahh yes, very impressive
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>>58704786
why does japan have massive inflation then


check m9
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>>58704827
Japan has all kinds of fetishes man not just inflation
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>>58704827
Japan gives me a massive inflation if you know what I mean
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>tfw bigger flaccid than erect
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>>58704879
how is that possible. please provide evidence
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Hate hate hate religion on Civ V tbqh

There should at least be an automate option on missionaries, or the option to tell a civ to stop using missionaries in your land
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easter today lads
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>Hate hate hate religion on Civ V tbqh
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>>58704671
hahaha i am in mexico on the map, so there is literally a one tile zone they have to pass through that i have 3 crossbowman unit aimed at as well as galleas's all over the coast. i just mowed them down hahahaha

>>58704695
prince, only just started playing again so needed a refresher

>>58704785
good post
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Forgot to get a father's day present fs
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>>58704928
>Prince


men play on King
gods play on deity.
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>>58704936
it's not until june, you daft twat
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>>58703826
The picture disappeared once she deleted her account
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>>58704895
It would be better if the beliefs were balanced
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>>58704928
>playing the World map

Triggers me that one lad, playing as England and starting in Russia
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>>58704969
Yeah rather than just Tithe / Pagodas

The only benefit of religion is essentially just an extra 20 gold per turn and a bit of extra happiness
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just made some stunning pancakes using this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPS9PodMzAI
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why isn't britain filled with nice places like these instead of ugly concrete WW2 and cookie-cutter shite
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Not feeling very good lads
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>>58705036

Labour
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>>58705036
it is.


there's like maybe 4-5 new towns built after the war. the rest are old as fuck

you can't convince our government to build anything unless it's a disaster
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>>58705036
It is in the countryside m8
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>>58704961
Did I say it wasn't you prick? I forgot to get one
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>>58704977
>not having the realistic earth mod
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQjPFJNDQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf57OK7m0QI
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>>58705073
why would they? it drastically reduces the house prices so the baby-boomers (who voted the government in) will loose money
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>>58705055
I hear Labour brought in non-Jewish architects and that's why world war 2 building looked so shite.
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>>58705078
so you have more than a whole month to get one
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>>58705077
>It is in the countryside m8
Have you ever gone travelling?

The UK is filled with ugly WW2/cookie-cutter shite, all villages, towns and cities are unbelievably ugly
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>>58704952
i used to play king all the time but it's been a solid year since i've played

>>58704977
mines usually pretty accurate tbqh. i wish you could roll australia though, literally the most OP land mass in the game
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>>58705023
Post em
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>>58705106
Yeah but I was in town yesterday and forgot to get one. First time I've left the house for weeks so I could well not go again before
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>>58705111
Yes
I live in the West Country, always thought it's cosy as fuck.
Have you ever left the midlands?
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>>58705092
our housing crisis isn't even caused by quantity. it's that everyone wants the same places . generally where ever the government builds a new motorway (mostly int he South east)
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>>58705119

cant. ive eaten them. had them with jam - Russian style.
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>>58705036
Pakis and >>58705055
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>>58703556
LADS
I'm thinking of moving elsewhere in the UK. Where would you suggest that's not fucked like the Black Country, Birmingham or London?
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going here today lads

you want anything?
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>>58705132
don't be lazy then ??
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>you will never be a 20 year old fifa Youtubers with millions in the bank and a penthouse flat
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>>58705171
Shame esli chesno
>select all the pancakes
Inb4 >phone poster
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>>58705148
I live in the south east you cretin

Anything nice in Britain was built before 1914
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>>58705036
It is filled with nice place like that, maybe if you left whatever shitty large town or city you live in you'd see that.

Pakis and poor people live in cities and large towns and all the nice people live in villages and small towns.
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Why did Obama even mention trump in his speech? Surely that'll just improve his chances by giving him more attention
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>>58705185
Northern Ireland, Isle of Man or a Channel Island
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>>58705196
gies a mushroom
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>>58705198
>lazy

Check your privilege cunt, some people can't leave the house
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>>58705185
Edinburgh
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Poleaboos hair removal cream arrived today, bought off ebay but arrived via Amazon
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>>58705220
see: >>58705210


Anything nice in Britain was built before 1914

Britain is now filled with ugly shit housing built because of the constant housing pressure

Britain is literally the ugliest developed country in the world
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>>58705210
I live in the South East and there are so many comfy villages in the countryside it's ridiculous, I live in one, do you ever leave your house?
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>>58705196
gnome hat, ta
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Holy shit lads it now costs 62 quid to take a driving lesson, plus the cost of renting your instructor's car for an hour.

How fucked are people who leave uni and can't drive /don't live in central London?

>Can't get a job to pay for lessons
>Can't pay for lessons without a job

wew
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>>58705235
get a wheelchair on the nhs
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>>58705185
Northern Irish countryside (cities are shit). Maybe Hillsborough
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>>58705222
>northern ireland

he said NOT fucked you spacker
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>>58705236
It's full of Scots though.
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>>58705257
Get the bus or walk
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>>58705185
grimsby
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>>58705257
London
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>>58705267
>he thinks Belfast is the whole country
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>>58705185
The Orkney Islands
Literally and unironically the most beautiful part of the UK
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>>58705257
>£62 for a driving lesson
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>>58705257
i was £44 for 2 hours and mummy paid it
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>>58705252
Britain is filled with ugly shit housing because in the 70s and other shit decades they had no fucking idea what looked good so we're full of their abortions of buildings.

Brand new housing estates can vary but some really aren't bad at all.
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>>58705257
Mine were like 30 quid a lesson

Don't use a big brand company and use a bloke in your local classifieds
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>>58705281
Nearly all grad jobs I applied to said you had to have a driving licence even if you didn't need to drive for the role because you might get promoted
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>>58705222
A Channel Island? Interesting.

>>58705236
Is Edinburgh expensive like Aberdeen or a dump like Glasgow?

>>58705260
I hate cities but they're a necessary evil a lot of the time. I'd prefer to settle in the countryside in a couple of years though.

>>58705283
I have no idea what it's like.

>>58705298
Do they even have work over there though?
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>>58705257
Are you fucking joking? It's about 20 quid an hour here.

Learning to drive is fucking expensive anyway but 62 quid an hour, honestly.
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I got 10 lessons for 150 quid as a Christmas present and was too scared to use it before it went out of date so now I have to pretend I have 10 lessons behind me
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>>58705302
Shit I meant to say test, not lesson.
>>58705337

>>58705303
>>58705311
meant test lads
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>>58705316
Well don't apply for a grad job then
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>>58705257
>>58705303
Poleaboo gets them for £15, that's a discount from the normal £20 due to the guy knowing his dad
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>>58705323
it's got an arcade
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>>58705349
Oh that's normal then
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>>58705252
are you thick?

Nice developments in britain halted the moment we laid traintracks.
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could do with a (You) lads...
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>>58705257
just get yourself some old banger for a few hundred quid and drive around the car parks and industrial estates and shit. space out the lessons
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>>58705323
>Do they even have work over there though?
Not really desu unless you're interested in working in tourism
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>>58705257
Cost me about £20 last year
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hello
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>>58705349
the test costs £250 round here
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>>58705185
Rhyl
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>>58705387
Poleaboo acknowledges you
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>>58705373
>arcade plebs

>>58705390
That's a shame. I'd like somewhere like that, but if there's no work, it seems like I'd be making it difficult for myself.

>>58705401
Why do you hate me?
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>>58705323
Can attest that Edinburgh is nice
It has the feeling of a small town but there's still so much to do
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>>58705392
Get ya willy out
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It's a lovely day outside and families are currently in a church sermon, ready to go to a local park with a whippy afterwards

I'm sat here on /brit/ about to masturbate
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>>58705387
Here's one on the house kid
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>>58705440
I'm too shy to post my penis.
I think that's what you're asking for right?
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>>58705403
trannies OUT
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︃>︃>58705473
thanks
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>>58705455
While watching the families in the local park? Weirdo
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>>58705492
Poleaboo is a SISSY, not a tranny

Completely different thing
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>>58705257
on what fucking planet mate

it's 20 at most
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Wait, are there lads here who can't actaully drive yet?

It was embarrassing in sixth form not being able to drive lmao
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>>58705538
Will poleaboo be posting pics of his new sissy look?
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Want to fucking leave london so bad

I live in a flat and there's a bloke who has his window open in the bathroom, the acoustics of the square bit outside literally amplifies the noise of him having a shit

Just sat through 5 minutes of fart and shit noises, can hear even with my window closed
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>there will never be a real /brit/ meetup
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would a bag of microwave popcorn qualify as a breakfast?

cause I have nothing else to eat
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>>58705257
>tfw too scared of driving
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Feeling a bit depressed lads.
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>he doesn't have a job that pays at least his age in years in £k
>he doesn't have his own car
>he doesn't have his own flat

haha
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>>58705608
boomers >>>/out/
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>>58705585
brecon beacons camp meet when
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>>58705585
>tfw actually kept pushing this with no itnention of ever going
>tfw feel bad now
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PAKIS OUT
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>>58705608
>he lives above other """people"""
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>>58705560
Not here

>>58705598
It's important to have a nice instructor, a mean one will just make you quit if you feel nervous already

>>58705608
>he doesn't get glorious NEETbux
>he doesn't conserve his precious time on Earth instead of selling it off to Mr Sheklestein
>he doesn't live with mummy who also prepares his meals

haha
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>>58705656
>feeling bad for poleaboo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4


how has disney produced so many fucking floorfillers
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>>58705585
>tfw we now never can have a meetup or Poleaboo will stab us
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>>58705608
>living in a flat

excuse me, are you poor?
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>>58705679

nice glasses you spacker
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>>58705691
Disney have gone to shit

so have all the other animators
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>>58705692
not really, we just don't let pakis in the meet.
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>>58705679
>My police commissioner candidate's name is Gordon
I can't not vote for him
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>>58705679
alri speccy twat
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>>58705702
Oh hello Mr billionaire thailad with his Bangkok mansion and his harem of lady-boys
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>>58705717
Thanks la
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>>58705692

you can just tell him to fuck off if he approaches you
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>>58705692
I can confirm this

I will kill every last fucking one of you if you ever attempt to have a meetup without me
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>>58705756
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>>58705756
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>>58705738
bit racist
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>>58705756
How do
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>>58705585
>being this new
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>>58705794
You need to wash m9
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>>58705794
>This is the kind of retard that spams racist stuff

shouldn't be surprised really
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>>58705798
UUHHHH
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>>58705794
Hair looks awful mate, go to hairdresser and have it cut short.
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>>58705794
he can't be that stupid surely
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>>58705794
>this is the average /brit/poster

fucking hell lads can't take you seriously any more
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>>58705794
how did you get the real pic
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>>58705794
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>>58705843
>>>/reddit/
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>>58705794
Rasheed
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>>58705794
me
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are all of you just refreshing /brit/ all day every day waiting for a chance to dox someone
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>>58705794
alri rorke la
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>>58705794
Rorke
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>>58705185
Edinburgh is the only correct answer

Its officially the best place to live in the UK

Its expensive but also has the highest average salary in the country
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>>58705794
>saving other /brit/ posters faces

I assume you've saved mine too? post the latest one
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>>58705942
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>Getting roasted on /brit/
>Laugh through the pain
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His photo has been posted fucking loads, how fucking new are you all
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>>58705794
rasheed false flag
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>>58705932
why are Edinburgh jocks so jewy
act of union was the first stage of their master plan and they've been taking advantage of the english ever since
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>>58705687
>he doesn't conserve his precious time on Earth instead of selling it off to Mr Sheklestein
KEK
>Precious time
>spends it wanking over kpop, anime and playing video games
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>>58705942
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>>58706013
found the wagey
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>>58706007
Think you mean taking advantage of the entire world m8

LITERALLY the Athens of the North
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Asian girls everywhere

U-C-L-A
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>>58705932
I wouldn't mind Edinburgh, then.
What kinda work is common there?
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>>58706065
Banking
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>unironically wanting to have the SNP as your government
>unironically wanting to listen to the scottish accent all day
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>>58706007
The act of union was a document of Scottish abuse and power grabbing.
Scots should apologise to Englishmen in every /brit/ thread for their crimes TBQH.
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If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
THE BOSS IS ON A RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
THIS POOR
UN
FOR
TUNATE
SSSOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>muh edinburgh

literally fuck off, even belfast is a better city than that shit hole
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>>58706104
Bum-blasted Glaswegian detected
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>>58706103
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>>58706065
Financial sector is the largest in the UK outside of London and the fourth largest in Europe. So, considering the city is only half a million people, there's tons of work in the finance. Companies like Standard Life and Scottish Widows are big employers.

Also tons of legal practices and university related work.
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>>58706150
bit racist
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>>58706093
Unironically wanting to be independent despite getting insane handouts from the english taxpayer
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>>58706092
Wouldn't mind getting into that. I dunno what I need to do it, though.
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I've heard that Edinburgh is a utopia tb.h
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>>58706184

no utopia would have scotcucks in it.
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watching North Korea docs

strange country
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Craving a pizza for lunch lads.

Good god I hate phones.

Wish me luck.
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lads lads lads, it's all happening in Nottingham
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>>58706204
bit racist
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>>58706212
Alri Gerald
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>>58706227
fuck off henk you clog wearing cunt
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>>58706211
which one lad
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>>58706212
Love this

cracks me up everytime.

>Ummmm, do you have any dips? Or chicken wings too?
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>>58706204
Richest and best cities in the UK are all Scottish.

Blame the Irish immigrants for Glasgow and Dundee.
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>>58706212
alri gerald
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>>58706212
Pretty spazzy name desu
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>>58706212
Alri Gerald
Why the fuck are you using Gnome?
It's fucking shite
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>>58706216
i dont see anything
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>>58706212
lol gerald
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lads when you eat a satsuma or clementine or whatever you want to call it, how come sometimes there are pips and sometimes there aren't?

seems like a lottery and i'm gutted when i get one with pips, the one i'm eating now has like 3 in each fucking segment
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>>58706212
>30 wings

wew
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>edinburgh is good because it has a small population for its size

>i know I'll go on the internet and try to bring more people here!!


Fuck off right now
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>>58706242
>>58706276
>>58706278
>>58706288
>>58706293
>>58706322
didn't think there was that many newcunts in /brit/
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>>58706273
>Richest and best cities in the UK are all Scottish
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>>58706273
"""""no"""""
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>>58706335
>he doesn't want to offer a helping hand to his white, british compatriots
not very magnanimous of you
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>>58706339
>implying its famous or memorable in any way

fuck off spaz
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>>58706212
get numix you butt

xfce default is hideous
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>>58706383
you obviously weren't around when it was posted
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>Australia blocks sale of Ireland-sized chunk of land to private Chinese company
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>>58706403
well then im so sorry i dont waste as much time here as you do
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>>58706288
>that
>GNOME
WINSHITTERS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
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>>58706357
""B"" ""I"" ""R"" ""M"" ""I"" ""N"" ""G"" ""H"" ""A"" ""M""
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>>58706403
I have been posting here almost daily for the best part of three years and I have never laid eyes on this meme
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>>58706372
1. you don't know he's white

2. i don't want to help anyone but myself even if they're white
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>>58706427
>>58706434
shaking my head at you lads

i really am
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>>58706418
>Australia blocks sale of Ireland-sized chunk of land to private Chinese company
Never have I been prouder to be an australian
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>>58706442

shake this

*unzips dick*
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>>58706357
>overall prosperity regardless of population or distribution of wealth
ah yes very impressive
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gf just sent me this
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>>58706463
*rattles your willy violently*

am i doing it? am i doing it right???
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>not living in Edinburgh
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>>58706473
tell her to post her girl dick
>>
>>58706418
Our politicians are usually happy to accept bribes but this property was too large to go unnoticed by the public. It made up something like 2% of our entire landmass, who knows what the Chinese had planned for it. Part of the property is right near the American military base in Pine Gap, so I wouldn't be surprised if the yanks pressured us to block the sale. Either way it's good news.
>>
always amazes me how easy it is to bait some boards
wild stuff
>>
>>58706505
tipped
>>
>>58706505
fuck off you fenian cunt
>>
>>58706518
this isn't america
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don't worry my scottish friends, i'm a foreigner but as SNP has generously allowed EU citizens to vote in the upcoming election, i will vote for greens to make sure that you get to enjoy more diversity in the future :) soon you will live in an inclusive society free of hate. it's a shame that i will have to return to my home country next week so i won't be able to enjoy it with you lads :(
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>>58706357
cardiff is doing well
>>
>>58706484
>having to post fake images to justify living in a shit hole

ah yes
>>
>>58706527
someone's still mad about last nights threads
you coming over for the 12th to march la?
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>>58706499
>to go unnoticed by the public

>implying the public have any power in Australia

I sure wanted fuckloads of unqualified chinks to come over here on dodgy work visas to take jobs just as we enter recession and endanger our people with their thoroughly chinese work practices, didn't you?
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>Tfw parents have paid off the mortgage on a 170k house on the commuter belt of Manchester with good transport links but also about 2 minutes from the countryside
>Tfw Manchester becomes the new London I'll inherit this giant comfy house
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>>58706570
baited LOL
>>
>>58706572
Rorke
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>>58706579
>>Tfw Manchester becomes the new London I'll inherit this giant comfy house
that's not what HS2 is for
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>>58706590
haha you got me you cheeky cunt ;-)
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>>58706579
LOL i don't think so
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>tfw no heroin addicted glaswegian bf to call me names in his unintelligible jock babble while he rails me bent over the table
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>>58706597
's Drift?
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>>58706212
f u c k
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>>58706572
Politicians base most of their decisions on public opinion. Once it got out that this government okayed the actual sale of (not investment into) 2% of our landmass to the Chinese they would get turfed out the next election. That sort of stuff doesn't fly under the radar, the public opinion blowback would be enormous.
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having a compute
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>>58706607
>>58706640
>Jealous southerners

There's a surprise
>>
doing a tug
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>>58706579
>>Tfw Manchester becomes the new London
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>>58706682
grads are leaving manchester, they even go to Nottingham haha
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>>58706256
the RT one rn
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>>58706722
any good?

just saw the BBC news report and it's basically bashing korea all the way through the report
>>
Really hope I live for as long as possible so I can see how the world turns out

Reckon I'll get to about 2080
>>
How do you do your savings lads?

I always put £200 in my H2B ISA and then always leave my bank balance above £1000 and then put any extra in my savings.

I don't get any interest on my current account but 1.5% on my savings and 2 something % on my H2B
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>>58706722
>ywn save an NK qt from her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HWLuhSPjQ
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>>58706741
>just saw the BBC news report
The 5 minute one from today?

But yeah its alri, only about 10 minutes in
I feel as if the fact that they were Russian gave them better access to the country
>>
>>58706770
>help to buy

don't do that.
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>>58706760
some lads reckon longevity technology is just around the corner. you could live to like 1000

that also means that you won't be able to retire until you're about 700 but rough with the smooth
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>>58706801
It was yesterday but I think they're doing a report a day for a week. Is it the reporter traveling with a prince and some other people?
>>
>>58706809
1 in 3 people born in the UK in 2013 are expected to reach their 100th birthday

That's 2113

That's insane, the number doesn't even fit into my head
>>
This thread is nothing more than a gathering of pakis and catamites
>>
>>58706809
I reckon most people would top themselves before getting that old
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>>58706836
The BBC report is with the prince of Liechtenstein and some Nobel laureates

RT report is just a camera crew
>>
FOR FUCK SAKE LADS
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>>58706807
Why?

It's guaranteed high interest that can be withdrawn at any time without penalty.

The only downside is I can only put in 200 a month but that's not a problem until savings accounts start being worth more again.

And, if by some miracle I'm ever in a position to buy a house, I'll get 25% of whatever is in there for free
>>
>>58706248
leaf on holiday iah
>>
>tfw eat healthily

Wonder if I'll live till 2100, my genes would probably fuck it up though
>>
>>58706429
Looks the same as Fedora which is Gnome 3.
I use KDE though so what do I know
>>
me owm to work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
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>>58706880
>roaming data gives me a leaf flag
well that is interesting
>>
>>58706878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMIjtAKTkw
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>>58706913
>>58706913
>>58706913
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>>58706799
Fuck that sucks so much.
There's something beautiful about the idea of saving a Norkess.
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