spikey plants edition
first for anime
Cunted edition
*stands on balcony*
*masturbates*
*spunks down over all of /brit/*
4/4
http://en.lichess.org/72IXFfGP
Why is there even a debate over this transexual bathroom thing?
Why not use a bit of common sense and say that if you LOOK like a girl then you can use the girl's bathroom because no one will be any of the wiser.
If you Identify as a girl and look like a 6ft 4 bricklayer then you can't.
>>58699989
everyone knows trannies are mentally ill degenerates. nobody wants them around themselves or their children. this world is dangerous enough as it is
Why we dead?
>>58700034
t. Bruce Jenner
>>58699999
qew
>>58700099
It's 07:48 on a Sunday
Hi.
>>58700137
it's a sunday already? fuck sake
today is the day we lifelongs fans have been waiting for
>>58700197
>inb4 Ranieri lets it slip
>>58699867
saw an armadillo next to a cactus the other day. I'm from texas btw hmu
>>58700197
All luck desu lad
>>58700254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvkjewgF8GQ
just realised i was only awake for 6 hours yesterday, what a waste
early worm gets the bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2UcKFtwS5o
Meanwhile, United manager Louis van Gaal says his side are planning on "postponing" rather than "spoiling" Leicester's title celebrations.
"I think we have to beat them because we are still in the race for fourth position," the Dutchman said.
"We cannot allow that they are the champions this weekend at Old Trafford. I think they shall be the champions a week later. We don't spoil the party, only postpone it a little bit."
>>58700405
Man kick the ball?
>>58700430
Man win ball kick year
men who talk about sports are literally the equivalent of girls who gossip
gas yourselves
I had a headache earlier but I took some paracetamol and now I'm fine.
>>58700332
>yfw your flyover state will never be in a spongebob episode
/brit/ is unquestionably the worst general
no contest whatsoever
F O Y
O
Y
eating a blueberry muffin w/ a hot cup o' joe
>>58700511
it's like 2 am you nut
>>58700468
I actually agree. Primarily because there's a lot of JFs, mainly Aussies, Yanks and Canucks that come here and are tedious fuckwits trying too hard to fit in and be accepted.
That said, there's lots of Brits that need fucking culling too. The Redditflag clique for a start.
>>58699917
*drinks all of it like the good cumslut i am*
mmm, thats a big boy now
>>58700552
Post machines
>>58700581
not that israeli la
>>58700519
>americans don't know about time zones
>>58700520
Yeah Irish too.
>>58700520
you're part of the problem you fucking nerd lmao
"fit in" lol fuck off
>>58700589
gtfo then
>>58700594
>wannabe scot pretends to be drunk for attention
>>58700594
uhhh we do know about time zones, but there are only 4 of them so really no matter what it's nowhere near breakfast time...
>>58700602
Good agree, just because they're miserable cunts and their craic is as bland as the Aussies.
19.97mg of speed up the shit pipe
>>58700635
At least the Canadians, Aussies and Kiwis can make a case for belonging in /brit/. Irish people derail all conversation and get upset when people in /brit/ start fucking resenting them.
>>58700608
make me
*takes down pants and stretches boipussy in anticipation for a rough "youve been a bad, bad shitposter you dirty jew" spanking
Do you think Kate likes it back there every now and again?
>>58700723
they have a book about fucking homeless people
FOXES GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE TODAY
>>58700723
I like the explanation. "It's probably Prince Harry the absolute bender."
>>58700683
Canadians are smug, humourless twats
>>58700791
I'm not disagreeing, but at least they can reason being here.
In addition, they are also absolute sycophants and Britaboos.
gonna score a goal today lads
>>58700468
t. /cum/
>Germany considering stopping 'unconditional support' of Israel
oy...
>>58700896
Wonder if that's because they have a sudden community VERY vocal about Israel.
leftover pizza and flat pop
breakfast of champions
pinch and a punch for first of the month
>>58700928
Rasheed.
>>58700723
i know this is a satire paper but do they actually have that book?
>>58700927
>pop
fuck off yank
>>58701002
I dunno ask them
I would much prefer an /eng/ general.
An English thread, for English people.
>>58701002
get that radio show host of yours to call them and find out
>>58701040
Agree wholeheartedly. English people are far better than dirty Scots.
>>58701066
t. england democrats poster.
This girl is very clingy
why would they own a book about bumming rather than looking it up on the internet like a normal person anyway?
>>58701083
END SCOTTISH RULE
>>58701115
well england should be independent
cornwall is rightful breton clay however
>>58701090
what does she look like
>>58701137
Whatever will the English do without the immense cultural and economic contributions of Cornwall?
>>58701154
>>58701170
what about the wurzles arent they cornish
>>58701185
I think you can live without her mate 2bh.
Morning lads
>>58701185
looks like the bird from fresh meat
>>58701193
No, thank god they're from Somerset
>>58701194
yeah probs aye
>>58701220
deece bance
>>58701185
she looks nice
i've got a thing going on with mrs jones
>>58701185
>that fringe
lmao did she cut that with a steel square like
>>58701232
dodged a knife bin there
>>58701185
why do anglo girls tend to have a huge chin
>>58701295
To rest your balls on.
how come americans dont know what giving out is? wtf do they say instead?
>>58701295
Years of dick sucking
toast wanker loves his fucking toast
>>58701339
good post
post wanker loves his fucking post
roast wanker likes his fucking sunday roast
Shit the bed again.
FFS
Mates are telling me my ex is upset.
They looked shocked when I replied "Should I care?"
>>58701387
take an enema before being pounded next time
>>58701387
haha
Josie has found a new use for the cucumber in the fridge
>>58701425
What's she all upset about anon?
>>58701426
It's not that. I think it's some mental problem. 5 time in the last month.
>>58701425
CRAAAAAWWWLLIIINNGGGG IIIIIIIINNN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>58701450
Dunno, didn't ask
Not sure I care
>>58701473
you shouldnt care lad good on you
however i care about this shit captcba
>>58701473
Why do they care are fucking her?
It's to make up for the years of oppression by the white man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF7HGOV7vNc
>>58701493
Apparently she asked them to tell me.
Dunno why. I said some pretty harsh shit when we broke up.
>Anon, maybe we should think about having kids...
A storms a brewin
Thoughts on the Leicester Man. U game lads?
>>58701526
Maybe that's why she's upset.
Tell her to fuck off and leave your friends alone or this won't stop.
It's my mum's birthday today lads
Waiting for her to get in the shower so I can quickly make a run for tescos and buy a card
These urban youth lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYA0W4tSQeE
>>58701510
YAAAAAS QUEEN
>>58701546
It's on early enough for me to watch
>mfw CL matches start at 1-2am here
JUST
>>58701551
That's nice. Get her a nice cake while you're out lad.
>>58701548
Or
Or
OR I could get her to tell me exactly what's wrong, think about it for a minute, then reply "Hey, I was right! I really don't care!"
>>58701551
nobody cares about birthdays past 12 years old
>>58701589
dont get her too nice of a cake, i dont wanna drown when i fuck her tonight haha
>>58701598
mums do
>>58701598
my mam gets extremely butthury every single holiday. idgaf though cos she was abusive as shit and fucked my life over for her own reasons.
>>58701593
Sounds like a plan 2bh
>>58701551
My mum's birthday's soon.
I've got her a bracelet with all us kids' birthstones on it.
Living in America must be a non-stop entertainment spectacle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhCHofVKs9I
>>58701631
America must be like one big gladiatorial arena.
>>58701528
More like:
>anon I must have forgotten to take my birth control; we're pregnant now and I'm keeping it
>>58701598
Forgot to buy her a mothers day card and she was really upset
Can't believe I've left it til now
I hope she didn't shower before I woke up because as soon as I go downstairs I'm fucked
>waah waaah muh fabricated anti-semitism row
>woe always the jews!
>>58701659
mothers day and birthdays are stupid fucking holidays
>>58701631
>>58701645
its boring and depressing if you live near egyptian-americans
>>58701631
Is this some ebonics/king of the hill hybrid dialect?
Don't reply to him
just binge watched all of silicon valleys episodes in 2 days haha
good show
Reminder that since today is the 1st of May if you haven't yet wanked today then you are still eligible to try no-masturbation May.
>arghhhh u fucking reddit fucker not wanking wont turn u into chad wont get u a gf u fugging psuedosience testosterone fuck fuk u go back t︃o r︃eddit!
Everyone knows that. It's just fun to test your willpower.
>>58701688
How many shootings have you witnessed in your time there?
They have absolutely no internal filter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiC9f1t2G9w
>>58701631
I get the feeling if you don't live around niggers your life is normal (and most likely better than living in a 2x2 sqr foot flat here)
>>58701711
hmm yes impressive
hard when you use the internet as much as i do though
>>58701722
none. ive heard one however (five shots in a row out the window) and been near another (was in a shop so i didnt hear it)
not surprising since this is a shit neighbourhood.
>>58701711
Might have had one after midnight but I can't really remember
Might give this a go though
>>58701711
I always have my first wank of the day as soon as I wake. It calms me and allows me to function for the rest of the morning.
morning lads
my room light burst when I turned it on, someone remind me to flip the breakers when I next go downstairs thanks
anti-slavery is the same as anti-black
>>58701754
This is what happens when you have a race of people who don't grow up with a traditional family structure
>>58701778
Remember to flip the breakers when you go downstairs.
>>58701781
slavery was a benign institution
>>58701763
Ok try not to get shot mate you don't want to live the rest of your life in debt.
>>58701781
Rorke
>>58701856
i like the 2nd amendment tb h. for all of americas failings i like that.
>>58701856
unless you're a flid I don't see why you wouldn't have health insurance?
>>58701892
well actually i do
if i dont i have to pay a fine cos obama
>he hasn't filtered him
I'm 22
Is it odd I won't date anyone younger than 19 or older than 25?
Weird how there's not a peep about the anti semitism thing on my Facebook
Weird
>jews have the right to self-determination!
>white people don't!
>miscegenation is good for you, unless you're a jew!
hmm
>>58701942
The only odd thing is why the fuck you would think people would care.
>>58701942
no why would it be retard
>>58701952
oy vey
Humans can't even co-exist peacefully with their own kind on Earth and somehow still manage to convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly
>3800 upvotes
lols
>>58701934
all but 1 of these is him
what an obnoxious twat
>>58701949
because it wasn't anti-semitic
>>58701942
You're allowed to shag 18 year olds
(22/2=11 +7)
rosemary rabbit lads
>>58701969
link it lad
>>58701942
half your age plus seven is the min age senpai
>>58701981
>implying lefties wouldn't be calling for a reelection had a tory said it
>>58701952
what the h*ck are you on about lad
>>58701994
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4h7o89/humans_cant_even_coexist_peacefully_with_their/
>>58702015
so? why lower yourself to their level?
>>58701949
>i use facebook
Fucking neck yourself
>>58702016
some yid on the andrew marr show
ra-ra
sisqo
ba-boom
>>58702015
With all the outrage over the 3000 "Syrian" "children" the Tories saved us from I have no doubt Cameron's head would be on a spike right now if he'd said that.
>>58701985
>>58702007
Idk lads 18 year olds kinda still seem like children.
>>58702042
Ahh okay, carry on then.
>>58702035
This is a normie general. Fuck off dweeb
having a lucozade lads
>>58702058
Yes, because he's the fucking PM; our head of government.
>>58702035
fuck off abnormie freak
>>58701952
I'm going to find myself a nice Jewish girl and have lots of lovely mixed babies desu
>>58702089
>drinking sugary drinks
12 years old?
>>58701949
what peep? it's a fabricated row by jewish interest groups and people who want to attack corbyn. This is coming from someone who is a traditional conservative
>>58702035
>I don't use Facebook
How do you keep in contact with family and friends?
why is yankistan such a meme country
https://www.fb.com/quartznews/videos/1167350999965267/
such shit banter
>>58702104
>not drinking coke zero exclusively
raining out
>>58702120
Don't have friends, and the few family members I am in contact with an be reached using a phone.
You bellshiner.
>>58701949
I don't use facebook but it's all over my twitter.
I haven't been lying on the floor convulsing and shrieking with laughter like this since the left elected Corbyn. It's hilarious to see them reveal their true colours and tear themselves apart over this. So, so many holocaust deniers in the left.
My only regret is that all of this isn't happening closer to the 2020 election.
Workers of the World unite
Leanne Wood is a fucking spastic.
>>58702061
get off your high horse it's only sex
think how innocent you were at 18
>>58702120
talk to them like a normal person? did people just not talk to eachother prior to 2002 then? spastic
>>58702121
I quite like Obama desu.
>>58702166
>>58702181
Well I was a kissless virgin til I was 18 so
>>58702192
Yes it's much easier to keep a list of updated home phone numbers you're very much right!
It's not 2002
We're a fucking meme country
>>58702220
wanked about 13 times a day though
>>58702192
I moved from Shropshire to Thanet like a year ago.
I have friends I can only reach through FB
>adding family members on facebook
hmm.. not sure if i approve of this
Thanks for your input Nick
>>58702244
Can't argue with that.
Still I was very innocent
Also I wouldn't ever want to be anyone's first.
Would probably put the poor girl off sex for life.
>>58702270
based nick
Lads, how do I make an appointment with a GP? I'm not English, and I've never done it before, do I have register first with NHS, or something like that?
>>58702270
What did Ken say?
I've see it on the news 3 times but they never once said what he said. Just that it involved Hitler.
>>58702302
Frank is a visionary.
>>58702302
fucking 'ell
>>58702326
some clumsy remark about Hitler supporting Zionism, then went mad and exterminated the Jew instead.
>>58702121
*cringes*
is this the le epic roastage i keep hearing about
*stamps your head in*
foul runt
>>58702303
are you not registered with your GP? you need to register first
>>58702326
That Hitler supported Zionism. He's absolutely right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement
Never to miss an opportunity, yids and shabbos goy decided to throw a tantrum over it
>>58702326
According to the BBC:
>"When Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36177333
>>58702326
"Hitler had some good ideas before he went mental and killed 3 million Jews "
>>58702422
>A religious variety of Zionism supports Jews upholding their Jewish identity defined as adherence to religious Judaism, opposes the assimilation of Jews into other societies, and has advocated the return of Jews to Israel as a means for Jews to be a majority nation in their own state.
honestly how was Ken wrong in any way?
>>58702434
>3 million
*ahem* Goyim
The people posting about how Ken did nothing wrong miss the point. If this damages Labour it is nothing but a good thing. Remember we could be electing Jeremy fucking Corbyn in 2020
>>58702459
>and has advocated the return of Jews to Israel as a means for Jews to be a majority nation in their own state.
>return
most jews can't trace their ancestral roots back to there though
>>58702434
>only 3 million
>>58702473
I'm all for fucking over Labour but I'm not having the fucking PC police going mental at people over nothing
Nice to know that people will give up their national liberty and stay in the EU because they promised to cut roaming charges by 75%
>>58702459
He wasn't desu.
But some people are way oversensitive.
>Remember we could be electing Jeremy fucking Corbyn in 2020
No, it wouldn't happen regardless.
>>58702464
That's why there is outrage
>>58702473
it's bad though because it increases the likelihood of Corbyn leaving before the election. We want him there as long as possible
>>58702483
that's not what it means, Israel is the homeland of all Jews
>>58702473
what point are we missing?
*looks at you*
*scrunches up face*
*looks away with an annoyed expression, as if your presence is offensive*
>>58702483
>most
literally no one one the planet can trace their ancestry to 100 ad
>>58702381
Can I do it in one go? Like, registering, and then booking an appointment?
And what defines "my" GP? Can I pick any surgery I can find? Or I need to go to the closest one in my area?
Nicola Sturgeon is fucking revolting.
>>58702536
evil traitorous hag.
>>58702519
How can it be their homeland if they have no ancestral ties to it? What about the ethnic groups who lived there before the jews and for thousands of years after them?
>>58702536
Anyone with a name that is also a fish is.
Haven't heard of any of these people the news is taking about if I'm honest
whats the point of the stupid words in a clockwork orange
just makes it hard to understand
>>58702536
heres the leader of irish labour
>>58702519
>Israel is the homeland of all Jews
Canaan is, not the State.
>>58702422
I'm not getting it
what's the problem? that he mentioned Hitler, and that's triggering?
>>58702591
same
who are these kike haters
happy international workers day my fellow machine operators
(too bad the day will be ruined by liberal feminists and muh third worldism)
>>58702574
Alexander SALMONd
Nicola STURGEON
Why are these Fish people trying to take Scotland for themselves?
So nice and generous of the EU to cut roaming charges right when we're deciding on leaving the EU
>>58702592
>just makes it hard to understand
Pretty sure that is the point.
>>58702534
not sure Tbh mate
go to the closest one
>those poor innocent black men!
tell me why we shouldn't be profiling young black men? It worked wonders on knife crime in London when the Blair government did it
>>58702496
As a poorfag who doesn't travel, I'll be subsidising the ones who use their phones in euroland when they take their two weeks in Tenerife. Thanks EU! I'm only going to be about £40 poorer a year, a small price to pay for being ruled by Spanish bureaucrats.
>>58702563
dunno mate it's just holy land innit, it's their homeland by virtue of their religion
>>58702644
actually its cos its in the future and hes representing ever changing languages and the like. most of the words are from russian though which is weird
>>58702650
cuz das rayciss
>>58702614
Pretty sure saying Hitler triggers everyone for ten miles 2bh.
>>58702680
Hitler
>>58702650
You watching Marr too? Bit misguided this Black Lives Matter movement when they continue to ignore or misinterpret the facts.
Live the amount of Black-on-Black violence overwhelming every other kind in the US.
Simon Schama gets schooled. What does he know about history? He should use Wikipedia, the mong.
>>58702637
The Fish People are trying to steal Scotland #StayWoke #SpreadTheWord #BackToAtlantis
>>58702650
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>58702697
*triggered*
this is probably the best get i will ever get
>>58702650
yep, and then the liberal """""conservative""""" party reversed it and we saw a spike in knife crime again.
>>58702761
I got about 50 for one post the day after Halloween. I just said my gf had to work so I took her kids trick or treating and how much fun we had.
