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*sweeps islamofacist barbarians off the face of the earth* edition
cara
crayon pop
Kyary
>>58676560
>>58676565
what the fuck do you get out of this you fucking autistic fools?
business idea: ban the islamic veil
>more than venice
desu
now and forever
let it be me
>>58676599
a (You)
>58676615
here you go mate
>>58676608
more blacks?
>>58676613
>gif
fuck off
I got the fefe rockin
BENTEKKERZ
Lads listen to this
https://youtu.be/rBptqkamnR8?t=11m44s
What stops your kids from turning out just like him?
remember when the janny was forcing us to wait till page 8, haha.
>>58676606
got really bad road rage yesterday because i was stuck behind some fucking raghead in a burka driving 15mph down the main road
how the fuck is she supposed to drive if she can only see 10% of the fucking road??
never got so angry whilst driving and it's all coming back now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
BABYCAKES YOU JUST DON'T ____ ____
>>58676670
not being born in a northern shithole
let's see yer piss flaps, love
How do I get a gf like this?
>>58676733
Rasheed
>>58676325
88E, WTG, DPP, KIBO
>>58676677
think the new janny is a /brit/ poster 2bh
>>58676585
>Matt Easton's face when he sees Kyary's footwork
>>58676585
Forceps aren't scissors, you faggot.
>>58676602
how is it meant to be a compliment?
I don't get it
>Go on ebay to look for a cheaper 2nd hand vive
>They're all more expensive than the ones that are brand new
Who the fuck would pay more for a used item? You can just order it straight from HTC for cheaper.
>>58676729
GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA
*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*
BOLLOCKS
A Paki lad said my waifu shit, I didn't say anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4
>>58676670
A good father.
>>58676762
What do you think his compensation will be
>>58676769
why do you want one of these so bad
there are literally no games for it yet and the price will come down loads
you must be a literal billionaire
>>58676752
Not a Rasheed.
>>58676766
noted
>>58676765
require some clarification on this post
>>58676805
He's apparently getting paid three times as much as the old janny.
Haven't done anything productive today besides cut the grass.
But I work full time and I've got the weekend off, so I'm fine with that. Might get a pizza before I start drinking again.
We need more gays like Ernst Rohm who will help win the coming race war, instead of what we have now
what's your favourite earth, wind and fire song lads?
>>58676769
DON'T BUY 1ST GENERATION STUFF
>>58676839
I heard it was 10 timese
There is no justification for yank companies charging us more than them. It's all just greed 2bh.
>>58676845
>>58676848
virgins
>>58676839
Top lad must have fooled them with the pound /dollar conversion rate
>>58676873
VirginIANS
>>58676767
Straight people have worked just as hard to create equality as gay people. Without you, PRIDE couldn't exist anymore than it could without the benders who protested and shit.
Equality is as much your legacy as it is ours. there's arseholes and bigots on both sides, but in the end straight people gave gays the right to just be who they are without fear of persecution.
Thank you.
>see noticeably hot girl I don't know walking on my road
>watch her as I wonder where she's going
>goes into my old m8s house
>they both come out and leave a few minutes later
Literally jelly as fuck right now lads
>paying for overpriced first generation virtual reality
too many rorksheeds
here's my key
philosophy
>>58676872
Blame Ingram Micro, the supplier that Valve uses in the UK
t. Ingram Micro partner
>>58676873
I am going to convince a woman to have consensual sexual intercourse with me within two years, mark my words
Then we'll see whos the VIRGIN
>>58676924
Me in the middle.
>>58676924
Looks a bit terroristic this
Quite a fan of this song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ8UQwhLksw
>VR
good goy
>>58676980
>timber
Son, what are you doing?
>>58676905
>being proud about being defunct humans
ah yes, very impressive
>>58676958
If I have not had consensual sex in the next ten years I will just rape someone.
I practice abstinence but I think I've got that down and I'm ready to move on
FREE TRADE DEAL NOW
>>58676980
What are the odds it has a cock
What are the odds it's a feminine cock
Think it over lad
>>58676825
are Matt is big on footwork and fighting racism
>>58677009
None of your business.
>>58676990
God that's a sinister picture
>>58676937
I blame Valve. No excuses.
Didn't expect these black guys to sing like this. Bloody brilliant, we need more music like this.
>>58677028
this is the price of voting UKIP
>>58677044
>What are the odds it has a cock
This makes my benis hard
>>58677028
>>58677091
fuck off you mug
>>58677100
im better looking and have a deeper voice than them.
>>58677125
Proof?
>>58677152
'no'
>>58677028
It's nothing to do with a free trade deal, it's simply the companies greed and racism.
Steam does a similar thing with their $=£ greed.
Just unironically copped this lads
>>58677108
Only if it's a feminine cock tho
>>58677100
I know right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
>it's almost May already
time is moving far too fast
>>58677119
You're an idiot.
>>58677057
Oh know I see
Kyary should enquire for some training from him desu
don't reply to him
>>58677057
he's a bender right? always got that vibe from him
Companies charge what they think they can get away with. Since Brits are sedate cucks they can charge more.
For example a PS4 costs less in Russia because Russians would not put up with something being expensive.
>>58677219
>june is right around the corner
looking forward to independence day
>>58677232
this
>>58677248
Also because, you know, people in britain can afford more than people in russia can
>>58677231
think its time for bed
>>58677248
pay a pole to go to kalingrad and buy a ps4 for you
>>58677219
>I've literally been an """adult""" for several years
fuck sake whats happening
Is anyone sick of this one Dane who shits up our thread with his leftism and pro-EU bullshit?
>>58677202
O-of course. I-I'm not a gay.
what even the heck is going on in /tv/
>>58677275
Thats exactly what I said.
What does /brit/ think of this qt
*sings a sad song*
>>58677313
[it ain't me] intesifies
>>58677231
the joke fell flat and I regret it
>>58677313
>it aint me starts playing
>>58677298
>I've literally been an adult for over a decade
well that went quickly
>>58677248
Yep, everyone pays more because autists who have to live their life through a product suck as much corporate cock as possible.
>>58677208
Utter gobshite, I meant the black guys singing classical on Britain's got talent
>>58677275
That's what he said
Products costing as much as what people are willing to pay is like the first paragraph in the Torah
>>58677319
invest in my hedge fund
>>58677350
what is that?
>>58677319
wife material
>Steam games are more money in the UK than the US
>There is zero transportation or taxes involved since the product is not being imported it's just 1s and 0s
Ah yes very impressive.
http://www.myvidster.com/video/54308493/MY_WIFES_SON_-_Videos_-_MACHOMOECOM
Wife's son just sent me this
NO BEN, NO!
>>58677386
sad cat
why the fuck are you cucks buying foreign made electronic anyway
just buy them from all the amazing british companies making top quality electronics and save loads of money
Wooo!, YooHoo!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
>>58677275
Not an excuse.
>>58677420
Kek
>>58677424
>30
I support Israel
>>58677420
oh yeah because i can think of a british xbox/ps4 rn
just finished dark souls 3 lads
disappointing ending tbqhwy
>>58677404
It's why I don't have a Steam account. It should be illegal to do such things.
>Buy a used car in Japan
>Ship it to the UK
>The government thinks they deserve some money for some reason
>>58677404
I just registered as in the US and then pay US prices for games.
Why.
>>58677238
haven't read his autobiography but I could believe he is a shirtlifter
>>58677495
fuck off
>>58677473
Good lad
Steam doesn't respect your user freedoms.
Stallman would be happy.
>>58677420
The traitorous generation before us killed all domestic production capacity and corporations.
>>58677495
fuck off ricer faggot, muh turbo, muh vtech
>>58677505
they will still fuck you with exchange rates
>>58677520
He has a right to free speech
>Not getting polish people to gift you steam games and sending them the (much cheaper) price on paypal
Mate.....
>>58677495
fuck off
>>58677495
>earn money in Britain
>give it to Japan
>literally giving away the UK ecoonomy to foreign nations
In days of old you'd have been hung for this. begrateful all they're issuing is a financial penalty
>>58677514
Vicky got some nice tittays
>>58677543
fuck off
>>58677495
WHEN THE VTEC KICKS IN YO
\//\
do gay motorbike clubs exist?
stuck on the tutorial boss in dark souls 3
>>58677545
fuck off
>>58677575
I has a right to free speech
>>58677520
>>58677535
Triggered some autists
>>58677545
*russian
poles get no discount
>>58677549
trade is good for everyone
>>58677575
Are there any straight motorbike clubs
fuck off>>58677616
why do people like living in really big houses?
much prefer living in a small apartment
you can clean up much easier and its much comfier
Nice chrome rims
>>58677549
>hung
>>58676769
Do you not understand basic economics? If you order it now off HTC, you won't get it til late June/July
If you order it off ebay, you'll get it in a few days
The demand is higher than the supply, do you know what that means?
>>58677632
fuck off
fuck off>>58677616
>>58677594
'no' seriously what are you importing that you can't get here or there is a euro equivalent of
>>58677646
fuck off
>>58677631
rude
>>58677553
True.
>>58677514
What the fuck is "timber"? Lmao
>>58677584
is this a meme
fuck off >>58677720
>>58677549
>Be an immigrant
>Literally send money out of Britain back home
>No punishment
>Be a Brit
>Buy something from a foreign nation
>Get punished
Explain.
>>58677634
kek
fuck off
>>58677660
some trim levels are only avialable in Japan
plus, Japanese cars usually have low mileage and are very well kept
I've never felt the need to import a car from Japan though
>fuck off ricer faggot, muh turbo, muh vtech
>>58676733
Become 2d.
>>58677634
>literally posting stuff straight from the most popular on reddit
gas yourself mate, get some creativity
lad desu
Had a spooky dream where Britain stayed in the EU and I went there and everyone was brown and speaking esperanto.
>>58677660
Ah yes there's plenty of cars that they only sold in Japan sold in the UK.
>>58677798
what a bender
off to mcdonalds lads you want anything?
>>58677754
what car/model anyway?
SIMON SAYS
GET THE FUCK UP
>>58677793
big whopper
>>58677794
I'm not the guy wanting to import a car, just listing reasons as to why you might want to import one
>>58677660
Nissan Skylines were never sold outside of Japan.
>>58677764
Bloody hell
>>58677793
fuck off murderer
>>58677891
fuck off
new song from kesha lads
>>58677699
Tinder client for Windows Phone.
Oh snap!
Simon can fuck right off
>>58677908
Why can;t you just use Tinder?
>Windows Phone
lmao
Got a Japanese imported whip
>>58677970
I hate the Polish!
>>58677897
r u a nigger
>>58677897
is it about getting raped?
password is bsr
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=55
>>58677960
you're beautiful
>>58677929
>Not a Sprinter Trueno
Disappointing
what would the normal british male reply if i said i wanted all nonwhites to leave britain and for 3D women to be thrown into volvanos?
>>58677929
mate is it a 2.5 turbo.. lmao no it's just a n/a
>>58677908
what kind of cunt uses a windows phone?
>>58677929
The JDM craze stopped 10 years ago lad.
>>58677963
lol
>>58677932
Same here.
t. Pole
>>58677926
Because Windows Phone.
>>58677988
See a Doctor.
>>586779988
FUCK OF NORMIE TWAT
Lads, please could somebody post that 2014 Eurovision Poland webm with the chebby milkmaid
>>58678039
check out this faggot
HORRIFIC
Business idea: Sell Japanese imports to gullible UK autists
>>58677993
GC8s never came in 2.5
Any of you lads from Lincolnshire know this bloke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k
>>58678040
SHUT UP
bout to tuck into a sausage sandwich lads
Which film should I watch tonight lads? might watch the force awakens
>tfw getting a £26k job soon
Can finally start my life proper lads. Move out of a houseshare, buy a house, a second car, have holidays.
>everyone in yankland copying our Boaty McBoatface banter
cringe
>>58678151
still no gf
>>58678112
what a sad looking sandwich
>>58678144
>wanted to watch the new star wars on the flight back
>entertainment system was broken
I want to be a little girl.
*makes controversial comments about hitler*
>>58678151
>26k
>buy a house, a second car, have holidays.
>>58676590
Is 11 talking about ur mum
>>58678170
I'll buy one from Taiwan
>>58678070
just a diesel 1.9 tdi mate tuned to 150 bhp torque
WISH WISH WISH WIS HWISH I HAD BLUE EYES
MY MUM HAS BLUE EYES FOR FUCK'S SAKE GIVE ME THEM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>58678151
I can't imagine living on that.
I've had £27k as a starting salary back in 2011 and I felt dreadfully poor.
>>58678233
Same
>>58678194
*suspends you*
>>58678151
>buy a house
off to buy some tobacco
Gonna have my last can of Stella with a curry I've ordered.
>tfw green eye master race
*fades from the visible spectrum*
Found this on my way to the shops lads.
>his parents didn't give him a house
>>58678264
>>58678204
£26k allows you to borrow £104,000 with a £20k deposit I can easily afford a house.
>>58678277
good lad, should have saved at least 2 for your curry though
>>58678252
I WANT PRETTY EYES LIKE ASUKA IN THIS IMAGE
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
>>58678281
Post them or literally just fuck off
>>58678221
stop posting my gf pls m8
>>58678233
I have blue eyes,
>>58678233
Blue eyes are worthless if you aren't good looking and have either blonde hair or very dark brown hair or a golden tan.
>>58678261
*stands by what I said*
>>58678307
fair enough then lad. i was just memeing 2bh. i know fuck all about mortgages really
>>58678307
*worthless shack up north
>>58674583
If Edinburghbro is still around:
Sounds like fun, add me on skype, and we can arrange something.
username: Jip-juh
>>58678307
>he has to take a mortgage like a poorfag
>>58678233
blue eye master race reporting in
>>58678311
It's the only one I've got. Smoked a spliff so not completely sober, thank fuck.
hi hello hi
>>58678357
Kek
>>58678343
added x
Just wondering, but do any of you lads want to lie in bed and cuddle with me?
>>58678297
I'm calling. I do a spot on impression.
>>58678340
would rather live in a solid built victorian house up north than a poncy london 'flat' the size of my living room that is falling apart and costs £3000 a week
>>58678307
>20k deposit
On 26k salary
How so?
>>58678307
>£20k deposit
FOB
Thread is seriously lacking AOA posting
>>58678307
yeah was just taking the piss
good on you mate
>Liscki still thinks he can just join in and chat with us like he's a human or something
>>58678221
that tummy game is REDUNCULOUS
Shame on /brit/ for such barbarity. Shame.
>>58678414
Dont like paki girls m8
>>58678406
Save up for two-three years.
>>58678414
nice s15
>>58678367
>Smoked a spliff
i retract my statement you are a bad lad
*sticks bum into air*
>>58678406
Nan gave it me
>>58678462
FOY
>>58678391
Is it true that 16% is ginger over there? I like ginger girls (if they're not too freckly).
>>58678470
What's up with a joint, gay boy?
watching a murder haha
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d4_1393589943&use_old_player=0
>>58678307
>not inheriting a £1,800,000 London house from grandma
Feeling pretty good about myself to be perfectly honest.
who 1337 here???
>>58678458
Given you're buying a car, going on holidays and moving out of a houseshare, how are you planning on saving a third of your salary/year?
>>58678488
Ah, you're a boomer trust fund kiddy.
Must be nice not having to work for anything and having life handed to you on a silver platter.
>>58678435
And why wouldn't I be able to?
>>58678509
don't meet up with him, you'll end up getting stabbed
>>58678523
how did you find my time machine
>>58678520
Are your parents dead or something?
>>58678520
my grandmothers house is in zone 1, 1.6 mill lmao unlucky m8
kev posting is dead
>>58678034
One of you cunts has to have it
>>58678523
450 reporting in. Saxons please fuck off.
>>58678540
i used my 1337 skills to find it m8
business idea: move in with family in london, get a decent job, save all your money and then move back to the north 5 years later and buy a castle.
think I'm a genius mates
Do any Yanks here fly the American flag outside their house?
Shame America hasn't any originality. All I hear in High School is stupid fucking kids blasting out their auto-tuned rap: " fuck that bitch, smoke that weed, bust a cap in that nigga ". So fucking annoying. You blast out rap and nobody cares, I blast out Death Rabbits and people flip the fuck out -_-
>>58678510
please do not insult me
inhuman maggot
>>58678509
yeah it's true mate
>>58678539
*shanks you*
>>58678307
Where do you live pal?
>>58678585
>move in with family in london
Rasheed
>>58678531
>boomer trust fund kiddy
Nan giving me 20k is hardly a lot m8
That's pretty normal for most people I'd think. If not their grandparents then their parents will give them a deposit for a house.
>>58678539
Nah, I've met up with enough 4channers already to be pretty sure that that is not going to happen. Most people turn out to pretty based because you can pretty much talk about anything you like without the other batting an eye :)
Londoners play a big part in the housing crisis by mass purchasing properties all over the country and rent them out or leave them empty.
>>58678552
No but my grandma hated my dad.
>>58678576
>>58678034
I might have it somewhere but I'm not looking for it
>>58678646
what boards?
>>58678643
>Nan giving me 20k is hardly a lot m8
>That's pretty normal for most people I'd think
Not normal at all. You are fucking loaded.
>>58678643
sure my mum has £20k lying around m8
>>58678585
Is pay even much higher in London? Obviously the average will be inflated by billionaire Jewish bankers, but do average office workers really get much more?
fuck you lot, moving to poland
>>58678643
>That's pretty normal for most people I'd think
Ah the delusional middle class. Feel so hard done by because they've never had to want for anything in their lives
>>58678726
going home?
>>58678678
All from /int/ so far, the only other board I frequent is /out/, and never met up with anyone from there.
Tfw still no skype invite ;_;
>>58678716
everything is much more expensive in the capital so wages have to be higher due to living expenses
What albums are you listening to lads?
went to my first football match today
>>58678643
you fucking delusional gazillionaire twat
not normal in the slightest
kill yourself you ignorant prick
okay just walk me through how you acquire a gf
>>58678683
Thank you lad.
>>58678677
fuck off paki
>>58678751
well not really, grandparents home but it's now Ukrainian so
>>58678767
>first
FOAL
>>58678802
step 1) be attractive
>Was going to be the single inheritor of my mums £400k house
>Mum remarries
>I now have a step brother
>Mum changes will to make new husband her inheritor
>Sells fully paid off £400k house so they can both mortgage an £800k house
>I've gone from being the sole inheritor of a fully paid off £400k house to the joint owner of a mortgaged house with my fucking step brother.
>>58678802
Get your nan to give you £20k she has lying around.
Splash the cash.
???
gf
>liberals/sjws include muslims in their bunch of 'marginalized' people
no amount of keks can suffice
tfw self made millionaire
Should I buy a Rhodesian flag?
>>58678802
Step 1) Don't post on 4chan.
>>58678618
What YOU GONNA FUCKING DO ABOUT IT?
"costcutters"
it's the most expensive fucking shop round here, and on top of that they just charged me 50p for paying by card
GERMONEY CONFIRMED WINNING THE DRAFT
>>58678834
serves you right for having a slag as a mum
>>58678767
>tfw younger cousin is a professional footballer in a Championship team
Used to play footy with him haha.
>>58678866
yes. we are both traitors to the Empire
Got a big willy lads
Feeling bad about not having blue eyes.
>>58678802
Get tinder
start talking to girls
the end
(also dont be too unattractive)
>>58678694
>>58678697
>>58678730
>>58678768
How do your grandparents not have money to give you? What could they possibly be spending their life savings on rather than giving it to their grandkid?
>>58678877
well, that's all of us fucked then
>>58678802
Step 1) talk to them
>>58678889
it's cutting you with the cost
hail to our leader
>>58678802
1. Look like this
2. Get a gf
>>58678905
It's the UK that was a traitor to Rhodesia. 8v)
>>58678927
4/10 effort
is there an alternative version of tinder for ugly people?
ugly people have needs too and tinder seems to be all relatively attractive people 6+/10
>>58678834
>dad's house is worth 60k
>have to share with two siblings
>mum's house is worth 120k
>50% goes to stepdad / his son
>have to share rest with siblings
So that's at best 40k. After tax and legal fees and funerals, I'm looking at 15k.
Not even enough to put down a deposit on my own house.
Fuckin boomers
who /notts/
>>58678986
(^8
>>58678927
My Grandparents never had life savings because they were working class. What they did have was pension money.
>>58678913
Well you're probably ugly anyway so not like they would do you anything
>>58678927
My mum is one of 6, my dad is one of 5
All grandparents were working class their entire lives
I'm sure I'll be a millionaire any day now
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE :'(
>>58679003
>and funerals
>He's not throwing his parents in a ditch and pocketing their money
Lad...
if the cunt im chatting to mentions another guy shes talking to once more im going to cut contact
>>58679055
come here mate :)
>>58678999
you really want an ugly gf?
>>58679003
15k more than you have now mate
don't be ungrateful
there are people out there that have never had a hot meal or a shower and born deaf and blind
i want my corpse shot into space
how much will that cost?
honestly.
i think tinder is full of ugly ppl.
Mums house = £300k
Dads house £200k
got to share with sister, both got investment funds though so might be alright :^)
>>58679052
>>58679030
My grandparents are working class too.
My nan used to be a seamstress and my grandad was a military airtraffic controller.
Saving my high quality posts for the new thread.
>>58678940
true, they're cutting their own costs, at my expense
>>58678999
pof
>>58679096
You just despise tinder because you didn't get any matches.
I had quite some qts, desu
>all these plebs with divorced parents
>>58676545
Does anyone have a screenshot or know what Naz Shah said on facebook? I can't seem to find it
>>58679143
no, i dont have it
>>58679039
It doesn't matter how I look because I'd still WOW japanese and asian people with my superior coloured eyes
>>58679094
probably quite a lot
that's exactly what I want to do too though, just on the off-chance that I'm discovered by highly advanced aliens and brought back to life
If that happens I'm going to be laughing so hard at those stupid organ donors
>>58679150
A-at least I get two Christmases. ;_;
>>58679113
How many kids?
>>58679090
well I'm a 4/10 at best and I have no money and a small penis, no way I'm going to be pulling megan fox look-a-likes
>>58679153
she posted a picture of Israel in the middle of the US, saying that it should move there
>>58679203
this
these plebs will never feel the joy of having two birthdays, christmases, easters, you name it
Feels like im royalty iah
>>58679244
How is that anti-semitic?
>>58679150
>tfw parents are not divorced but my Dad was in prison for the majority of my childhood
>>58679094
you realize what happens to a body once it enters the vacuum of space?
might as well just go with cremation
>>58679268
I think it's anti-zionist, which is the point Ken was making, got him suspended though...
>marrying in a country with 50+% divorce rates?
why do you even get married there? for all our failings, at least we still have a strong sense of family and wholesomeness
