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>10 years ago
>before the refugee crisis
RIP france edition
test
/brit/? more like /fags/
>Ireland has one of Europe's highest poverty rates with one third of children at risk
>non paki-narcissist edition
yep, this'll do
>>58672110
>a third of the uk population fell below the povety line
Poleaboo is considering sticking a banana up his bottom.
>stalker proto-school shooter now crossdressing and shoving things up his ass
wonderful community you have here, lads
>>58672110
>>58672180
>>>>>>>>poverty
>inequality
I'm in Edinburgh on vacation for a week coming week. Do you guys have any tips for me on what to do?
>>58673673
Find SNP voters and tell them you are glad they did not get independence.
Reminder that Cromwell didn't go far enough.
>>58673673
you can meet me if you want, haha
visit the castle, visit holyrood palace, climb arthur's seat, walk up and down the royal mile and princes street, visit the camera obscura, visit the museum, visit the royal yacht brit
>>58673673
>>58673993
oh, take one of those bus tours if you want maybe
>>58673993
I might actually do that, anon. If you're not too autistic. Are you?
Ibn 'Umar reported Allah's Messenger [Muhammad] (may peace be upon him) as saying: You will fight against the Jews and you will kill them until even a stone would say: Come here, Muslim, there is a Jew (hiding himself behind me); kill him.
I wish I could cum
sara
is it too late for crayon pop?
me before heading out with the girls
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqJVDMjYlLKB?mode=couch&lang=sv
>>58674506
soyul
>>58674449
>tfw no chosen people gf
Do women find twins as sexy as guys do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23MlVwBXmR8
really loving this song atm lads, anyone got anything similar?
>>58674532
yeah m8 sorry
Lizzy
>>58674345
>If you're not too autistic. Are you?
Certainly not, I can show you around if you like
>>58674533
cracking chebs 2bh
>scotland
( * )
U
>>58674564
These homes do not surprise me at all
>when she starts replying slow
>>58674575
my funny hunny~
also feed lizzy
>>58674532
it's never too late
>>58674564
>Sara is a literal billionaire
I wish I could scream
got egg on my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRVXPrOclX0
these kinds of kids become chads in their teens
>>58674624
its in scotland
>>58674590
fucked over by the ref during the games with wales
uuuuggh
>>58674613
>>58674624
and it looks like beth lives with her grandparents lol
>>58674624
that is scotland though it's probably worth 200k max
>>58674624
I thought that house was pretty fucking huge too.
got ostrich egg on my face
>>58674691
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZEkcHurz-I
choon lads
>computer being a twat
>sick of it so did a reinstall
>installed the slightly wrong version so my product key wouldnt work
>tried to reinstall with the correct version but wouldnt let me without me pissing about for hours
fuming
I want to kiss a boy on the lips
me and the lads in our mercedes wrecking shit up, picking up slags
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ZkKzoVMlMLGv?mode=couch&lang=sv
>>58674722
bit gay lad
>>58674533
>Classy, fit blonde slags with great bodies
going to make an iced coffee but sprinkle cinnamon in it, got some whipped cream too
>>58674564
sara
Feeling a little tipsy lads
I always become so much more socialable when I'm in this state
Ama
what is /brit/'s stance on antisemitism?
>>58674789
can i touch your boyhole
Doing one of those boost your self esteem things.
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my university has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
Also, I will live a good life at your expense
>>58674782
Fuck off yank.
>>58674789
what are you drinking?
just looked at a crayon pop video on youtube to see what they were
i feel ashamed of our generation that western men in their mid-20s like this shit
activating my almonds lads
>>58674789
why has your life been such a failure?
burn the poor class war now
is Too Boy the tv series any good?
>>58674801
indifferent
>>58674650
>>58674668
>>58674686
it's in perth which is pretty much a remote historic city for fancy middle class people too posh for glasgow but not bajillionaire enough for edinburgh
doesn't surprise me that the one who isn't a butthurt communist lives in a modest house and appreciates what she has
>>58674789
why are you here?
what do you want?
>>58674811
cant be arsed but this is fedora u twat
>>58674811
>gets hit by a bus and killed 2 weeks later
>>58674811
>thinks it's saleable
You sure about your writing talent m8?
>>58674801
I speak for the whole of /brit/ when I say we are pro
>>58674801
Fuck everyone who isn't British.
>>58674838
Top Boy*
>>58674853
perth is in australia you twat
drinking a glass of milk made out of oats
>>58674801
I pretty much worship a Jew, so bit hypocritical to hate jews imo
>>58674898
where do you think it got its name from
We did everything wrong
>>58674722
I've got with two lads and regretted it both times 2bh
Kissing someone with facial hair is weird 2bh now I feel sorry for every girl that has kissed me
>>58674917
cuck
do you think sara prefers giving or receiving?
just did a clothes shop lads
>>58674810
No
>>58674821
Old Mout
>>58674831
U wot
>>58674860
Just to have a good time mang
>>58674946
That's an unfortunate picture
She's going to be hideous when she's in her 30s
>>58674917
Made of Mohammed's semen you mean
>>58674811
I've had this saved in a document for months but I've never found the right opportunity to post it :[
>>58674801
Who gives a crap
I swear over the past 2 weeks there's been a bunch of pakis trying to stir shit up in every thread
Doing one of those boost your self esteem things.
I'm not fat
I can read and write
I know lots of jokes that make me seem cool on 4chan.org
I'm white
cocks
>>58674838
>>58674883
yeah quality tbqh
give it a watch
>>58674946
here's a tip; she's a communist
>All those Muslims
That's what you get for becoming imperialist oppressors
>>58674935
is that skelly?
>>58674990
>I'm not fat
>>58674986
it's ribenas gang
>>58675004
no we already have a tripfag and we all hate him
Can't imagine living in an area with 20% Muslims from some 3rd world desert shithole.
Think I'd have to initiate the ethnic cleansing.
>>58675018
alright will do
cheers
swedish pubescent girls having fun on walpurgis
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1PlJQoXvkvzKE?mode=couch&lang=sv
dicks
>>58675026
>That's what you get for becoming Imperialist oppressors
do you think it's time to abandon ship and all move to the colonies?
No this is skelly
>>58674811
Is this cold reading? Literally all me except for having a novel or gf
>>58675045
delete this immediately
>>58674990
Which one?
>>58675081
>abandoning ship
>>58675098
"no, fuck off."
>>58675072
are they waiting for the pakis to arrive or what
>>58675045
good post
>>58675081
wouldnt go that far but living in the home counties the last 5 years have been insane, definitely need to move soon
>>58675031
I am surrounded by the obese on a daily basis
makes me feel vaguely superior to the average man
this is what its like in America
>>58675129
pakis > power gap > yanks
>>58675021
Why would he be crying? You're a nuisance and literally nobody would care if every gookpop spammer died.
Cringey paki twat.
>>58674811
>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
>>58675045
Can't imagine living in an area with 20% Mexicans from some 3rd world desert shithole.
Think I'd have to initiate the ethnic cleansing.
time for some ITALO DISCO lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehAvFpSFcfA
*wipes ass with Chinese flag*
being
>>58675183
get fucking you stupid rasheed cunt yanks are our ethnic and cultural brothers
>>58675195
Can't imagine living in an area with 20% Irish from some 3rd world desert shithole.
Think I'd have to initiate the ethnic cleansing.
>>58675183
rasheed
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>58675259
vintage meme
why does my shit smell so much worse in public toilets
>>58675251
cringeworthy pic imo
post tea
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
>>58675183
t. Raheem Abdul Muhammad of Syria
>>58675331
Oh fuck this
>>58674873
Clearly you're just a jealous swine.
I'm not remotely surprised though.
As you can see; I lead a rich and full life.
>>58675251
what is on the left?
>>58675331
weird looking cuppa you got there lad
Thinking about starting to wear knickers under my normal clothes.
>>58675331
>Not eating Godly M&S ready-meals
Odds go to Asda to buy scran
Evens don't
Zero post porn until banned then go to Asda
>>58675331
going to drink some shampoo
>>58675347
IMMA FUCK DAT BITCH JUST ONE MORE TIME
COLT 45 AND 2 ZIG ZAGS AND BABY THATS ALL WE NEED
>>58675362
>what is on the left?
Russia
>>58675348
>of Syria
No Rasheed.
On the plus side to diversity, as white people become more rare, they will be envied ever more than what they already are.
>>58675397
Asda it is lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuJteASA60
Quintessential British music lads
>>58675420
no on the monster
Can't take British rappers seriously 2bh
Think it's the accent
>>58675348
of Pakistan*
>>58675331
gorgonzola from lidl
>>58675524
>rappers
FOY
Business idea: If we vote to remain in the EU, to cause mischief we should disingenuously campaign for Turkey to join the EU.
>>58675524
I can't take rappers seriously.
hi
If every white Brit killed one person of another colour, all on the same day, britain would be effectively homogenous overnight.
What are they going to do, can't imprison us all and since we all committed the same crime they can't some of us should be but not others. They'd have to let us go.
Think I'm onto something here.
>>58675552
you sure showed that yank lad keep at it
>>58675514
latvia you dumb uncultured nigger
>>58675380
Fuck off Poleaboo
>>58675552
Sorry to hear about ur mum m8
>>58675543
pretty tragic
>>58675576
cheers
>>58675552
You're a nice person.
>>58675555
Rasheed
>>58675573
Why do you want britain to be homogenous?
>>58675552
you look particularly tall today x
Can't take blacks seriously 2bh
Think its the skin
>>58675514
I think it's Argentina, only country in the G20 that matches that colour scheme
>>58675607
why
>>58675633
*Agrees with this post*
Can't take pakis seriously
Think it's the bombs
>>58675565
good post
>>58675543
Grim
>>58673673
Go to a pub a get whatever whisky of the day/week is available. Most of the time it is some good random single malt. Enjoy.
>>58675646
shopping at lidl
you must be poor
>>58675579
goddamnit ON THE MONTER FUCKING RETARD
>>58675611
>>58675624
th-thank you
>>58675671
wheres the rest of your flag?
>>58675671
walk on jap
>>58675619
I'm a racist
can't take boys seriously 2bh
think its the willies
can't take yanks seriously
think it's the fat
>>58675671
RARE
A
R
E
>>58675675
It's the only supermarket in walking distance
and actually I'm on 30k and I'm 22 y/o so I'm not really poor
>>58675667
kys
>>58675738
how new
Can't take this website seriously
Think it's posters
>>58675691
> jealous of the unique masterrace Nepali flag shape
>>58675745
if you're on 30k why don't you buy a car a drive to a decent supermarket then
>>58675694
good lad
Can't take the Germans seriously
Think it is all those lost world wars
The more I have to deal with minorities, the more convinced I become that they're inferior to my race.
There's just no other explanation for their poor performance anymore.
>>58675801
sad cases
>>58675773
because I don't need a car. I have everything I need in the centre
Can't take humans seriously.
Think it's the biology
need stimulation
few too many yanks in here
need to prune a few of them
How do I get a gf like this?
>>58675738
not rare at all you pleb
>>58675738
Fuck off, that would have been valid when I had the DRC or Sierra Leone flags.
cheeky migration with the lads
>>58675867
Finger up the bum works
>>58675877
asphyxiate
>>58675890
how do you find working proxies
Can't take eukaryotic cellular beings seriously.
Think it's the organelles.
>>58675895
me in the liverpool shirt
>>58675765
>>58675887
>>58675890
well exCUUUUSE me for never having seen it before
>>58675619
Because it's nice not living in a third world shithole.
yolo
>>58675895
>that pair on the left posing and smiling for the camera
Migrant crisis looks proper bantz
>>58675965
short copy pasta this time
Can't take bankers seriously
Think it's the bonuses
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghSJsEVf0pU
Business idea: customizable pre-made bug out kits for the imminent race war
>>58672062
theres also about 16 million occitans, imagine how theyl ever deal with that
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
>>58675895
Are all the women and children in the next boat or something
>>58674811
you make me feel like i'm on reddit
>>58675982
first one I laughed at desu
>>58675924
It's called "travelling" m8
>>58675895
they will never make it and they can't swim
Time is a circle. Everything must come back. He will save us.
>>58676010
Please see >>58675358 , Thierry.
Business Idea: fit all immigrants with shock collars when they arrive so when they try to rape someone they get electrocuted to death
Can't take the English seriously
Think it's the slavery to Paki cock
>they will never make it and they can't swim
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DoNfzNghC8
my mate's rap
ffs
>>>/tv/68928572
Oh mootles
>>58676048
hitler was reincarnated as jeremy corbyn
business idea: be really nice to the pakis to make up for the disgusting racism they face day in day out
>>58676052
Better idea: stop the boats
>>58676002
ye
this boat was just the doctors and engineers
Business idea: gain control of migrant shock collars and use them to enslave or kill the undesirables
It's only a matter of time
>business idea: be really nice to the pakis to make up for the disgusting racism they face day in day out
business idea: straight pride parades
listen to some classic bangers lads, partying in my computer chair by myself haha
>>58675358
>As you can see; I lead a rich and full life.
>>58676071
M I C K E Y M O U S E
>>58676070
what a fucking muppet
Chickens can float on water just like ducks. However, unlike ducks, chickens do not have waterproof feathers, so their feathers can become heavy after they get wet.
>>58675950
you're excused
>>58676120
Why does being straight make you proud?
It's not an achievement, it's just how you were wired at birth.
>>58676052
Better idea: Detonate atomic weapons around the perimeter of Europe so that every invader dies from radiation poisoning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y
Why does being slightly defective make you proud?
It's not an achievement, it's just being a bender.
Me on top
even better idea: round up a load of pakis and dump them in calais and pretend they were always there
>>58676161
>what is wind
Business idea: race based chattel slavery
>>58676071
I really don't understand what that sticky was made for or what today has to do with It ain't me.
Top kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372802/Woman-falsely-claimed-raped-jailed-two-years.html
>vive is £200 more in Britain because fuck you thats why
>>58676155
Why does being gay make you proud?
It's not an achievement, it's just how you were wired at birth.
was drinking this last night
hedge fund manager here, ask me anything
>>58676209
good plan
business idea: joining the army so i can come home someone respectable with lots of stories to tell
business idea: give bonuses to bankers
>>58676240
whats a vive? i thought that is the oculus rift
>>58676252
nutter
did you shag any gash
>>58676277
when will your get my hedge trimmed?
>>58676114
The /pol/ advertising warnings already confirmed that there is at least a dirty bomb in Europe in their hands.
I just hope that the murder of a city is enough to finally break everyone and Europe goes full Nazi. I just want to watch as Merkel is hanged for crimes against humanity.
>>58676240
it's for your own good
>>58676240
everything is more expensive in britain because we have to ship it over from america or wherever it's made and then the government puts 20% on it
oooh u bastid
>>58676277
what are your positions?
>>58676277
Which is the better Outkast song..
B.O.B.
or
Hey Ya?
>>58676303
>we
Saw a group of Paki lads walking on my side of the road, I just looked at the floor and crossed the road.
business idea: kill all poor people
not even the nazis were that clever
>>58676303
>the government puts 20% on it
But you've already paid sales tax on it. Why are you paying double sales tax?
Anyone else cold?
reckon i might get a gf before the decade is out
>>58676240
It pays for the NHS and so we can be a civilised country lad. All these migrants coming here would be homeless and hungry if we were as heartless and selfish as Americans.
>>58676343
>average rorke poster
lmao fucking cowardly mugs
>>58676248
PRIDE isn't about literally being smug about being gay (though some drunk poofs do treat it like that).
It's a celebration of overcoming centuries of persecution, it's thanking those who fought for the freedom gay people now have and recognising the inclusive society people (straight and gay alike) have worked so hard to create.
>>58676277
What do you identify as
What are your pronouns
eating a pulled pork thing, had it before
it seems twice as spicy as normal, really doesn't go well, especially with my sore throat
>>58676353
just started sneezing, not a fan
got myself a fruit tea to try and help
*does the rasheed dance*
feeling a bit sick after that papa Johns pizza ngl
>>58676343
this paki was trying to hit on my sister in the club the other week
she ended up shagging him
worst night of my life
>>58676240
Would they be the same price if we had an american trade deal?
>>58676303
Pretty sure shipping is covered in the SIXTY FUCKING QUID shipping charge.
Holy fuck is it coming in a gold box?
>>58676355
2025 will be my year
>>58674590
>Turkey
>Cyprus
>Israel
>Azerbajin
>Armenia
>Georgia
>Europe
>>58676422
rorke
the ginger one from girls aloud 2bh
I'm putting in a 17 stage plan that will likely see me obtain a GF by 2030.
>>58676240
>Actually giving money to jews that try to fuck you that hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmY1TJ6B-0g
lads do you realise that if your mum and dad decided not to shag at the very moment they did you would never have been conceived
>>58676212
BRING BACK THE PLANTATIONS
Would you fugg Shoe0nHead?
LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>58676240
Barry Sheikh down the carboot can get you one for half that
>>58676420
i could be your gf now
>>58676484
I wish another sperm had got their first so I would be a girl instead.
>>58676466
naaah m8
>>58676370
ah yes, let's celebrate our freedom by acting like degenerate, hedonistic, disgusting freaks
also pride is about being smug and shit you giant mong
that is the definition of the word
call it something else
A paki lad slapped my gf's arse last night, I didn't do anything. She just giggled and we carried on walking home.
>>58676370
What a load of nonsense.
>>58676540
except it wouldn't be you
>>58676549
>>58676563
This is why people act like massive faggots, straight people can't take a fucking compliment
>>58676556
>yank thread
ill pass
been several days without a single (you), can someone give me one?
>>58676240
It's £30 more on the continent m8 for some reason
>>58676587
Well it would be the same egg cell so it would be me but a lot would have changed about me.
>>58676521
yea
>>58676325
88E, WTG, DPP
>>58676602
someone should hurt that faggot
waving dildos around in public where kids could be watching his degeneracy.
died to the dragun again lads
got so close, absolutely furious
>>58676602
People act like faggots because they are mentally ll degenerates and should rightfully be hated.
