any memes lads edition
crayon pop
Are Kyary
MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
kpop lads
saving my epic post for the next new thread
Anyone else live in Kent?
>>58679241
did someone stab her cheek?
Joking aside, I'm really worried about my financial future. It's devastating how easy some of you have / will have it. I'm not skilled, talented or excessively attractive, and I don't even have a family money safety net.
I'm going to be renting into my 50s at this rate, possibly forever.
I don't want that.
Shit.
>Grandma wrote a new will when I was born leaving her estate 3 ways. To me, my dad and my uncle.
>Mum says that the will is unfair on my uncle (who lives with my Grandma) and says she should leave me out of the will
>Grandma changes the will
>I don't fund this out till my dad tells me after she dies and he gives me 5 grand because "she would have wanted you to have this".
The house sold for £200k by the way
Why does my mum literally hate me?
Kyary
Charli
My gf just confessed she slept with someone else, she's in tears and says she regrets it and will never do it again.
What do?
>>58679271
LOL i'm a shitty NEET but i know i'll be alright financially
>>58679168
'any memes lads' isn't something you'd ever ask here though
it wouldn't make sense
Delete this image.
>>58679271
My future is just as shit.
>>58679273
Ebin blog post
/subscribed
>>58679265
she's just got a very deep dimple
>>58679313
its a meme you dip
any memes lads?
haven't cared much for any of the posts in this thread so far
>>58679273
Fuck off Billionaire
>>58679271
get a skill then
want a nice life? work for it, shitdick
>>58679308
Break up with her imo
But I'm bias
Me and the bf :]
any memes lads?
>Be unemployed paki
>Government gives you a free house
>Never have to worry about making ends meet again
>>58679308
break up with her
>>58679308
all depends on what race of person she slept with
just joking, break up with her regardless
>>58679401
you forgot
>work cash in hand as taxi driver
>>58679308
Break up if you aren't a cuck
>his mum and dad aren't still together
lmao oh deary me
must be hard coming from a dysfunctional family with a slag for a mum
>>58679391
>>
How do I get a gf like this?
Hi I'm working-class and/or non-white and for some reason I feel the need to constantly fucking spit everywhere in public
>>58679308
sorry mate but the trust is gone. leave her asap. dont be a submissive omega.
>>58679441
>tfw parents are not divorced but my Dad was in prison for the majority of my childhood
>>58679456
>still buttburt my thread beat yours yesterday
Is this a /comfy/ thread?
>>58679441
This is what happens when your middle class mum who's parents are a nurse and an architect marries your working class dad who's the son of a foundry worker and a housewife.
After 20 years the excitement wears our.
Just sold a pup, wahey.
An easy £500.
You should get into dog breeding, lads. It's an easy business to get into.
One recent problem is that by law you have to get the pups microchipped before you sell them, but it's cheap enough.
>>58679523
always
>>58679456
that mail is all wrong
>>58679419
taxi drivers pay tax mate, they literally have people who licensing and tax inspectors who will get into your cab like with "mystery shoppers"
t. used to run a taxi company
>>58679523
never
>>58679379
Like what? I'm 27, I can't go back into education, I'm too old for an apprenticeship and am spending my Saturday on 4chan so lack the confidence or people skills to blag my way into some great starter career.
My life is over, except for the 70 years of depressing worthlessness before I'm actually allowed to die
>>58679441
>must be hard coming from a dysfunctional family with a slag for a mum
you have no idea
>>58679577
Just hang yourself lad. You know you want to.
>>58679523
sometimes
>>58679577
>I can't go back into education
why not?
>>58679389
>>58679577
>I can't go back into education
Why not?
>>58679577
go innawoods
people who unironically go to clubs should be killed
maisie
>>58679554
Not if you're an uber driver. Don't need to be registered or have a licence. And the money is paypal'd to you.
>>58679535
There's already too many dogs in shelters, you piece of shit.
BYBs are scum.
people who unironically have gfs should fuck off
business idea: put microchips in people's dogs
>>58679607
I'm off to cook dinner with the bf now anyway, don't worry :]]
>>58679577
refer to:
>>58679327
>mate is an utter monster when drunk
>throws a pint glass at a car and smashes the windscreen
>CCTV footage of him doing it
>incident has been reported to the rozzers
how fucked is he?
will he still be in trouble if the owner doesn't press charges and gets him to pay to replace it?
nearly got bummed at the pub last night
doing a bit of degeneracy prep lads
business idea: found an islamic bank and get ahead of the curve
>>58679686
fuck off you cunt
>>58679643
what
doesn't even make sense
nearly bummed a lad at the pub last night
>>58679686
who cares, hopefully he'll get done/
>>58679679
>>58679686
>pint glass smashes windscreen
Really? I found it difficult to smash the windscreen of a ford focus with a brick
why do brits feel the need to share every little unimportant detail of their lives with each other
isn't inane smalltalk our job
how do i dry my jeans really quickly lids
urgent help required
less than an hour until i need to wear them
>>58679711
lloyds have halal accounts
>went to school with good mate Tom who was always an alpha stud
>kept in touch later, were gym buddies etc
>met his gf (now fiance) Anne a while ago
>cute but posh as fuck
>they got engaged last year and the wedding is this August
>turns out her family is rich as hell
>Tom got a £100k per year job at her dad's company
>they already call him "son"
>they've also built a fucking £1.5M house for their only daughter
>Tom and Anne are moving in the day after their wedding and there will be another party at their new house
I'm going to be the best man but I am also the mad jelly man tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
normies btfo
>>58679554
not in nottingham
>>58679577
27 isn't old in the real world
>>58679748
FOY
>>58679577
Why not become a manager? It's like the best career path for people with zero skills or education.
I started in a call centre 2 years ago on the phones on £15k, Then after a year I was a team manager on £22k, on Friday I have an interview for a £35k operations manager job which is a manager who manages managers.
A few years after that I'm going to progress into a £40-50k area manager job like my mum.
I have no skills or degree. My mum doesn't even have O levels.
>>58679750
put them on the radiator?
>>58679750
stand with a hairdryer for an hour
>>58679606
>>58679609
Expense, and already failed once when I had a whole education system pushing me to do it. Not likely to fair better now.
>>58679610
>innawoods
Have you ever been to Britain?
>>58679761
hate people who just win at life like that
>>58679186
>>58679800
heating isn't on i'll have to go turn it on
>>58679809
do not own a hairdryer
just did a poo
>>58679744
well i wasnt there so it may not have been the windscreen but he definitely damaged the car
>>58679750
radiator, hair dryer or put them in the oven for a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEd5NfoZBU
>>58679441
My dad decided he's fed up with work and wants to be an anarchist biker when I was nine and he was thirty-four and he just left.
Except three hour-long meetings that's the last I've seen of him wahey.
having a sip of coke
>>58679686
your mate sounds like a nigger desu
>marrying in a country with 50+% divorce rates?
why do you even get married there? for all our failings, at least we still have a strong sense of family and commitment
>>58679781
shut the fuck up you inbred island trash
having a snort of coke
>>58679779
Sure fucking feels like it. My line manager is a year younger than me
>>58679870
preach
>>58679868
>implying anyone here is married
>>58679868
because this was not known in 1987
GLASS AUSTRALIA
>>58679830
put them in the microwave for a little while lad
I'm 30 years old, spent the majority of the last 15 years staring at screens but my vision is still perfect somehow.
>>58679881
How much does it cost over there? Here in Texas you can get a gram of some 80% pure premo for $20.
>>58679912
:-)))))
>>58679868
>at least we still have a strong sense of family and commitment
more like you'd be ostracised and stigmatised because you're weak Catholic cunts so you just bury your misery and force people to stay with people they hate
>>58679815
save up, fly to the US on a tourist visa, then enter a national park and never leave
You also need to tell nobody your plans and read lots of transcendentalist literature before you go
>>58679957
buy tested stuff of dnms
will usually do like £60 a gram for stuff that was tested at like 90+%
>>58679888
>tfw manager at 23
>ordering around people who were earning less than me when I was still in my dad's bollocks
>>58679815
>Not likely to fair better now
well now you've got the rest of your life pushing you to do it
>he's not marrying a Vietnamese or other South East Asian girl
Flip a coin.
Heads or Tails?
That's how likely a white girl is to divorce you, take your kids, take half your money and ruin your life.
>>58679980
>60 quid for a gram
Fucking hell... I guess that's one of the benefits I have living so close to the border.
>>58679868
Because not only are divorce rates higher in older generations than ours, they're also driven up by serial offenders. Assuming the divorce rate is 50% across all demographics is wrong, especially the average demographic here.
![Chris_McCandless[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Evcs0MO.png "Chris_McCandless[1].png")
>>58679974
>>58679974
transcendentalism mentioned
based philosophy 2bh
>>58680012
memes aside this inbred is speaking the truth
>>58680033
le poison plant man
Rate my supper lads
2 x cheeseburgers
2 x Mayo chickens
20 chicken nuggets
Can of Heineken
>>58680012
Never met one. They are not exactly common.
>>58680012
Women do that to beta cucks, not alpha males. If you can't keep a white girl, you won't keep a Chink either.
Also enjoy your mentally ill Elliot Rodger children, most half-chink, half-white kids turn out like him.
>>58680075
legend
>>58680012
south east asians are ugly
>>58680086
Rorke. There is literally nothing wrong with race-mixing and white people are ugly.
drinking my iced coffee lads
its pretty good if I do say so myself (and I do)
>tfw no nationalist gf
>>58680075
p jealous rn
>>58680075
Obese/10
>Never seen Vietnamese person in Britian
Are you fucking kidding, they're everywhere.
>>58680033
Just don't pussy out halfway through like he did and you'll be fine
>>58680035
Emerson is the best American essayist in history desu
>>58680075
Since you don't have superior fast food joints, I guess those from Mickey D's are good enough, but some Heinies? Come on lad.
>>58680166
Not where I live. I have never seen one.
Into The Wild is the best film in the world
>>58680121
Every half-white half-chink male is fucked in the head. You'll regret it when your son goes on a killing spree or turns out bent or an autistic weeb.
>The largest group of immigrants that come to Britain every year are now Chinese
Getting a chinese gf soon lads.
>>58680190
>Mickey D's
>Heinies
>>58680204
It's good, I'm not sure if it's GOAT though
>>58680212
Way Too Fin
>>58680212
Most are students who go back.
>>58680212
Chinese people are fucking horrible, they act like apes and litter fucking everywhere.
>>58680266
this 2bh
>>58679957
>>58680015
£20 for 0.2 grams for some 20% pure if you're lucky
>>58680207
All white women are fucked in the head. Not worth dealing with, especially since whites are normally ugly anyway.
>>58680212
why do they still come here?
I thought china is getting richer and better
>party in my building tonight
>they put Trump signs up in the stair telling people to be quiet or they'll build a wall
Just got banned from a subreddit.
>>58679791
27 year old guy that's lost hope, take my advice here.
Being a manager is literally easy. Every other job requires skills or requires knowledge.
Being a manager is literally just saying the right buzzwords to impress people around you. It's acting.
Can you think of any other job where you just have to talk to be successful?
>>58680207
Every half white half shitskin male of every ethnicity is fucked in the head. Ask me how I know...
We're all Elliot's deep inside, he was just the only one crazy enough to express it.
>>58679308
break up with her and expose her every chance you get
kill yourself if you dont
hello I'm line manager, only 19 years old
>>58680313
Same, yesterday
It was my favourite subreddit and its permanent
>>58679966
no-one has ever been ostracised here for their faith or lack thereof. we voted in favour of gay marriage
you don't have to be a bigoted religious nut to know family values are a good thing
>>58680313
>>58680266
agreed
and they do that horrible phlegm thing at the back of the throat in public without remorse
>>58680309
they come here for our education, then go back to china
rich chinese families have houses/flats here for their children to have when they go to uni
>>58680309
They come to steal white men
>>58680220
Ya m8. Everyone calls them that.
>>58679248
CT lad
>>58679761
Pee in Tom's energy drink at the gym.
>>58680313
>>58680341
>not following the reddiquette
bad lads
>>58680373
Rasheed
>>58680309
Because there is a meme in china that British unis are god tier. Even the ones that are far far worse than Unis in china.
A degree from Lincoln Poly could get you any job you wanted in China.
would rather have a hundred chinese immigrants than one stinky muslim any day
Can't decide between acid and ket for tonight's entertainment
hello I'm a CEO, only 12 years old
>>58680293
Would have never survived uni if I lived over there.
>>58680313
>>58680341
Cant you just make another account in like 5 seconds
>>58680212
>>58680266
>>58680351
interesting fact about China:
the communist regime discouraged people having 'manners' because it reminded them of China's imperial past.
this is why Chinese have the rude inappropriate stereotype.
>>58680407
what are you doing? are you going out? are you going to be with others? if so, ket. Otherwise acid
>>58680415
>Doing drugs at Uni
FONT
>>58680425
Yeah but all your karma, reputation, etc is gone
also if they catch you then your account gets shut down
>>58680442
FOAL
got doritos and guacamole
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
I want a gf like this.
>>58680430
their anti-intellectualism also set them back quite a bit, quite stupid really
>>58680442
>not doing lines off some sorority sluts ass before you go balls deep
>>58680392
Canterbury is pretty white residential wise compared to the rest of Kent lad, only the centre is full of jf tourist cunts
>>58680430
Another interesting fact about China:
The government banned all degrees that they don't consider a money making degree. So if a chinese person wants to get a liberal arts degree they comer to Britain.
Ironically that liberal arts degree from the university of Birmingham is worth more to Chinese employers than a STEM degree from Shanghai uni
>>58680466
kill yourself snitch
>>58680466
go fuck yourself you little cunt
>>58680502
I lived there for 3 years and it felt like the Middle East. Pakis everywhere.
>>58680341
Worst thing is, I only made three posts before getting banned.
https://www.reddit.com/user/CorbynSupporter/
>>58680510
east asia gets more appealing every day
>>58680466
I got two of my friends arrested because they were keeping cocaine in our shared house.
>>58680433
>what are you doing? are you going out? are you going to be with others?
Acid it is then
>>58680514
>>58680543
lol why you mad boys, rasheed can no longer deal and is now locked up
>actual snitches ITT
nah, not a fan
>not doing drugs at uni
>not having sex at uni
>still being a virgin after uni
>not going out most weekends while at uni
abnormies amaze me 2bh
>>58680510
I live near an international arts uni and its full of Chinese people in designer clothing, feel like befriending some of them
why do natural doritos even exist they're the most boring fucking things ever
>>58680602
you don't do dem tings round birmingham senpai
I'm highly amused by my lefty Brit friend's damage control regarding Labour's anti-semitism.
>>58680620
err plain?
What are your major life regrets lads?
>Went to a uni purely because my best m8 went there
>Best m8 becomes a normie in 6 months and complete drops me
That was 8 years ago.
>>58680604
I have been at University for 3 years (final year) and not had sex or done drugs. I have only been out once this last year. I have also never smoked a cigarette.
>>58680620
Are "natural doritos" just corn chips? Because thats the superior form of chip or as the brits say """""""crisps"""""""
>>58680560
You deserved a ban tbqh.
You were just shitposting.
>>58680664
Ever coming on this site.
>All this talk about nans from earlier makes me text my nan which I have never done ever
>She texts me back in like 30 seconds
Now I feel sad.
>>58680664
Being a weirdo in Year 7. Let me an outcast all trough school, which meant I'm now afailure as an adult
>>58680212
manchester uni is full of qt chinese girls
FULL OF THEM
>>58680685
how are they superior?
>>58680705
Tell her you love her and visit her.
>>58680514
>>58680543
>waaaaaaaaaaah why can't i take drugs it's the unay lifestyle!!! :((((
kill yourselves wastemen
>>58680705
>nan has a mobile phone
fuck off millennial
>>58680466
Excellent, good job.
>>58680715
and they all keep to their gaggles and never even look at the filthy gaijin
>Parents never rewarded me for doing anything good
>They never give me an allowance or make me do chores to get an allowance
>I never had any toys growing up
>My dad mocked me for showing emotions
>My mum told me that "nobody cares" whenever I said something
Wonder why I'm so messed up lol?
>>58680791
fuck off old man
>>58680755
you fancy your nan or something mate lmao
>>58680791
My Great Granddad had a mobile phone. It was an old Nokia brick one though.
>>58680768
you are literally subhuman scum
>>58680715
>implying you'll get one
Chinese people only care about Chinese people
lads...
Had a shit and it's a right mess, I'm not even going to bother wiping and just jump in the shower.
>>58680808
kill yourself my man
anyone wanna buy some vega
>>58680815
Why are Brits so perverted? Are you all molested as children?
>>58680833
post what on HBO there
>>58680808
My Dad used to beat me constantly from being the age of 2. He only stopped because he knocked some of my teeth out when I was 14 and he was worried about the police.
>>58680755
Already arranged to pop in and visit tomorrow as I'm going to be going around my dads house for Sunday dinner who lives in the same area.
>>58680808
there there buddy
*rubs your back*
>>58680833
>Time Warner
>wires visible
>>58680853
kiddy diddling is a great british past time
this song really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryJppEg8jAo
What the 'Once Upon a Time' TV series like, lads?
>>58680828
>mummy the man won't let me break the law :(((((((((((
Took great joy watching mugs like you get kicked out kek
>>58680853
>He wasn't molested as a child
>>58680666
are you actually me?
>>58680865
The strangest thing about my story is my parents were never abusive. They never laid a hand on me. They were also not poor so they could easily afford to buy me toys or give me an allowance.
They were middle class and they didn't seem like they actually wanted a child. I was mostly raised by a nanny.
>>58680853
Aside from this guy probably having a good old fashioned meme, most Brits aren't raised to be especially forthcoming with their emotions/feelings.
Or yeh, he was molested (RIP Big Sav)
>>58680924
took great pleasure never seeing mugs like you at any parties or with friends
Feeling a bit odd.
>>58680937
I doubt it. Are you me?
addicted to weed lads desu
>>58680833
what's on it?
>>58680946
I'm sure all their money made your oh so terrible existence bearable
>>58680986
why don't you just stop smoking it?
had to fight the 4th floor boss with only my starting pistol
fuck me
>>58680946
>Be rich
>Moan about life
Sick of this meme.
>>58681010
it's nice
>>58680969
>Why yes, I do need to take mind-altering drugs to make friends or socialise at gatherings
>>58680984
ye I think so
>>58680946
Make sure to reciprocate by putting them in a nice retirement home and literally never visiting.
>>58681065
Noice
money only makes you happy if you don't have it
>>58680917
yeah it made me think whoever written this is a monumental bellend
>>58681097
bit deep that lad
having a poo
do you wanna funk
Hate apps lads
The whole point in making screens bigger was so we could use desk top browsing on all our devices
But now we're being pushed to use a bunch ifs tours menus and limited designs because some employee at a techno tried to "invent" it
>>58681097
Give us your cash then lad and you can be happy like me.
>>58681050
>thinking taking drugs implies addiction
>"gatherings"
abnormie loser detected
