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cara
crayon pop
Pamyu
How do I get a gf like this?
kpop lads
/qst/ is the weirdest board in all of 4chan lads
Just found out my new car has automatic headlights haha
Reminder that Labour is an anti-Semitic party and if you vote Labour you're a racist.
>5'4"
>Stoner spic degenerates
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are under 6'4"
>>58681934
who are you
drugs 2bh lads
>>58681963
kek, he's a normie mate!
Short lads, post pictures of your bums please.
>>58681973
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>>58681942
>>58681917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFuJAIMQjHk
Of all the silly bloody things to be afraid of, why did I have to be afraid of failing?
Means I can never try anything, meaning my life remains shit.
have you ever actually shagged a bird tho
>>58682003
he said slags, not fat pigs
>>58682003
bit grim
>>58682011
GOOD LAD
>>58681897
average brummie girl
>>58681974
A friend
>>58681897
Repeating for new thread
Not a Jap. Have a bet going with an English friend. I need to know the old term for teabagging in Britain, 70s or 80s or thereabouts. He said it woudl seem obvious once I hear it but I have to know before Monday to win. Help me out and I'll dump whatever you choose.
>>58682039
Seen clowns with less makeup.
wearing pyjamas other than when you're going to bed or just woken up is the start of a decline into degeneracy.
t. wears a shirt and tie when I'm home alone
>>58681963
>>58681973
There is literally nothing wrong with being 5'4". The only problems are with reaching things.
me in the middle
>>58682043
its literally never been a thing until around 2001
>>58682003
LITTLE
>>58682039
Not even attractive, that shit is fucking disgusting.
>>58682011
mixed feelings desu
>>58682003
lol at all those tiny dicks
>>58682003
Killergram dogging slags are proper grim
haha :)
>>58682003
>Try weed for the first time
>get pretty high to the point I'm having spasms from about 50p worth of weed. (You'd probably need to drink £20 of beer to get as drunk)
>I'm able to wake up tomorrow at 7am without a hangover.
Why is this shit illegal and alcohol isn't???
>>58682039
Why is her face not covered? Pretty haram mate.
>>58682065
>letting niggers touch, let alone kiss you
>>58682083
Bigger than mine
>>58682019
No.
>>58682003
It takes me ages to cum standing up
>wearing pyjamas other than when you're going to bed or just woken up is the start of a decline into degeneracy.
>t. wears a shirt and tie when I'm home alone
>>58682043
I posted this last thread but Arabian Goggles, I know it's not quite the same but it's the closest you'll get to teabagging afaik
>>58681959
Reminder that if you are against anti-zionism, you are Islamophobic since anti-zionism is an integral part of Islam and Hitler was Zionist so Muslims are anti-hitler amd you are Islamophobic and pro-hitler
>>58682089
>inked babe
>"babe"
>>58682041
are you going to the concert?
>>58682079
better looking girl than you
>>58682054
>>58682109
>>58682066
You said that last thread and were wrong then. It isn't a new move, it's in the Kama Sutra. Just looking for the Brit slang for it, if you don't know shut your gab and move on.
>>58682115
>yank banter
>>58682011
sounds alri. prefer laboum desu
>>58682089
p. sure none of these pics are of dogging
t. dogger
>>58682134
Fucking this. It's like the cords tied to my testies have been formed overtime to the sitting position.
It's also nearly impossible for me to cum whilst laying on my back.
>>58682155
jog on jap
>>58682139
Thanks again man, am collecting everything I can about the subject. Have to guess right by Monday, if I win free drinks all night. It's a holiday week here so getting shitfaced is no problem. Once again appreciate your input.
>>58682155
i meant in Britain you stupid nip shite.
How do I get a gf like this lads?
what's it like being a dyke?
maisie
Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
>>58682155
are you the guy on holiday with the missus?
did you go to the ninja restaurant?
>>58682199
jog on Yank
>>58682164
Banters implies I'm joking
>>58682192
>laying on my back.
but that's the easiest for me.
lots of experience of girls riding on top of me I guess ;);)
>>58682154
implying you've seen me
>>58682199
>Yank in Brit thread
>illiterate
>>58682179
>claims to be a dogger
>doesn't know about Don "Dogger" Roobles
Sure thing m8
>>58682179
it is dogging
t. Dog
>>58682240
>>58682240
used to love a big of akon in school
played it out of my g-bag in year 10 2bh
>>58681985
did you watch all 95 episodes?
>>58682238
Cracking post that, m8.
>implying
>>58682314
Yes.
>>58682280
>>58682290
honestly thought dogging was specifically to do with fucking in a public car park
>my entire life in a single pic
oi jap
jog on
>>58682315
tfw your m8 props up your bird for ya
>>58681942
>>58681917
POP POP
CRAYON POP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBP_PTH0kOU
>>58682241
No, live here
>>58682223
If you think the first time a man put his balls in a womans mouth and then told his mates about it and came up with a name is 2001 then you are a fucking retard. Also, once again, I am not Japanese you dumb fuck. Read the thread.
>>58682315
what the fuck is even happening here
>>58682277
you said you're not a nip in the last thread
who are you?
>>58682315
oh wow how big are her feet!!! :O
sophie got ugly in the new x men lads
great big shadows under her eyes
>>58682315
for fuck's sake
alri lads
Islam is a religion of peace.
why is there literally 0 girls on /brit/
i want to chat to females who will eventually show me their boobs
got a cold and feel like shit
>>58682367
>implying he's not in her ass
odds i go to sleep
evens i find something to shitpost about
>>58682448
dubs and you wank into my arse
>>58682410
women age like milk so not surprising
>>58682432
as if any of us would show you tits
>>58682432
Girls aren't patriotic enough 2bh
>>58682373
google it then you slanty eyed cunt. literally does not exist in British slang.
Arabian goggles is a yankism.
>>58682367
think his willy is in her bum la
>>58682432
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>>58682432
I'm here but I will never show you my boobs
>>58682448
Go to sleep bitch
>>58682351
nope
t. dogger
>>58682058
Excellent post.
>>58682503
ky degen
Tinderlad here, pretty sure the girl in ops pic is named Charlotte parks
Matched with her desu lads
>>58682126
it's your chance to defend yourselves
>>58682380
Just a man looking to win a bet. From America but not surprised at my countryman's ineptitude, hence the last comment.
I just want to win this bet. Free drinks on the house all night if I get it. He's an older guy in his 50s who brought it up at some point last night. I appreciate any help I can get. So far have Arabian goggles and Gorilla Jumping but searching for more and figured here is a good place to ask.
>>58682511
business idea: change this to maisie'd and make it a porn about being sat on by maisie's fat
>>58682511
fffuuuuck, the one on the left
>>58682370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hazqgClJYDc
>>58682570
>So far have Arabian goggles and Gorilla Jumping
neither are British
any nationalist girls on here? xx
>>58682581
has the most jew face
JOG ON JAP
want to fucking suicide
>>58682614
I'm a girl and I vote SNP
>>58682614
There are no nationalist girls in England.
>>58682520
Amazing post.
>>58682617
>looking at their faces
poof
>not being a normie
>>58682564
defend against what?
the left needs to die violently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTlr0707vLU
>Still believing in left vs right
>>58682675
>looking at their bums
perv
>>58682604
MAZE'D
>>58682675
the bums are ps'd to all hell
>>58682668
>SNP
I'll give you an Irn Bru and a Mars Bar if you show your piss flaps luv.
might download and watch all the X-Men films
Ah yes the un-biased BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36160928
>>58682674
Fantastic post.
>>58682726
did this once
regretted it
>>58682726
literally the most boring shit in the world
how the fuck do people watch marvel/DC films
*hugs you all*
karen is shit, so are her twatty mates.
>>58682058
As long as you can reach my willy we're all good.
>>58682528
it is yeah and doxxed. birmingham :')
>>58682699
this is so biased in favour of republicanism as if there's not even anything funny or bad about it like the others
>early united states for perf
check this revisionism
quick someone call me based
>personal interests and hobbies
>>58682741
Girls have no pride and are mostly lefties 2bh.
Never even met a right wing girl TBQH that wasn't mid 60s.
>>58682738
Incredible post.
>>58682808
hello based
>>58682778
Hug just me >:[
>>58682808
just called him. he's on his way
>>58682794
I'm not gay. Sorry lad.
>>58682844
hello, you called?
>>58682778
That's going to cost you
big fan of memes 2bh lads
>>58682058
how much do you enjoy baths with your whole body being able to be submerged?
shagged any birds yet
>>58682909
I don't like baths at all. I prefer showers.
Need a bf who is obsessed with me.
>>58682872
think he called me mate no you
>>58681233
I just watch a lot of random interesting vids in my spare time
>>58682830
outrageous post!
>>58682952
would it be okay if i bend you over in the shower and shag you up the shitpipe
>>58682957
Alright
I'm obsessed with you
>>58682999
No.
>>58682997
Scandalous post.
Do any of you have any stories of gay encounters at uni?
I'm scared of girls so I was thinking I might go gay for a couple of years
What's the best way to meet hot twinks at uni?
>>58683034
You don't sound very obsessed.
>>58682812
Shitposting with a bunch of strangers on the internet about inane topics.
>>58683040
What if I dressed you up as Karen and fucked you in the mouth until you choked?
>>58683072
He's a three out of ten in terms of obsession.
>>58683051
The closest I came was when I was very lonely so I made an account on Grindr, and then briefly chatted with someone. Then I felt ashamed and deleted the account.
>>58683082
quite
>>58682134
My best cums are standing, the only time I get my whole body into it and start getting loosey-goosey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urkhqof0Q3c
Lads
>>58683072
How obsessed do you want me to be?
>>58683040
Redemptive post.
>>58683120
Honestly though lad it doesn't matter.
>>58683092
No.
>>58683172
Interesting post.
>>58683101
Not good enough. I need a VERY obsessed bf.
>>58683164
Wondering what I'm doing all the time, texting my constantly, always wanting to be near to me, making yourself look good for me, wanting to be with me 5ever.
>>58682315
lucky bastards
>>58683164
Probably like that guy on /sp/ that wrote a whole fan-fiction novel about that trip.
>>58683211
Brilliant post.
developing a femdom fetish lads
Ayaya > Karen
>>58683222
>>58683247
Nah, can't be bothered
>>58681978
>>58682511
>>58682604
Can't stand this shit
Pretentious-ass club shit
Shit
>>58683271
*kicks your dick or something*
who /gender fluid non-binary cis male/ here
>Zero female nationalists in Britain that aren't Scottish traitors
>You won't go out with somebody that isn't nationalist
Anyone else suffer from this problem?
>>58683374
just want to get tied up, spat on and fucked up the arse with a strap-on
>>58683255
Magnificent post.
You're already dead
this is hell
>>58683312
://
who /drakes new album/
Who here fit-as-fuck tranny?
>>58683499
Post a pic of your knickers.
>people ACTUALLY listen to drake
>>58683499
ribena youre not fit as fuck and youre not even a tranny
So lads, the older woman at work I fancy mentioned she always feels bad on mother's day because she has to hound her son to call her. If she's feeling down the last day of work before the weekend, is that the time to swoop in and suggest getting drinks?
>>58683440
Marvellous post.
Brazil is a tropical Russia
>>58683549
Russia was ruined by communism and an absolute monarchy
>>58683549
good observation tbqh
Can't get my head around gookposting at the best of times but this kyary cunt must be clinically mental.
She looks like a literal downie.
>>58683516
you first
>>58683531
you know nothing
>>58683595
This
The kpop women are absolutely fucking ugly and the music is a literal fucking joke
>checks phone for first time in a week
>no missed calls
>no messages
ahhh yes
okay lads finished my cv for this new role
ill review it tomorrow morning then post it in the afternoon, wish me luck x
>>58683548
Delightful post.
>>58683634
they're not interested in the music mate. they're just lonely autists who fancy chinks.
>>58683688
Excellent post.
>>58683655
I'd message you lad x
>>58683693
I like Ky's music.
I don't waifu-post though.
>>58683732
Exceptional post.
>>58683745
>music
it's just noise mate
like a sack of cats being drowned
>>58681897
Don't tell her I showed you this
off out in my lobster suit lads see you in abit
>>58683786
>it's just noise mate
Nah, I know what noise is, as I listen to it too.
It's weird how much anti-azns 4chan seems to attract.
ate too much mcdonalds now I feel like my stomach is going to fucking explode
help
>>58683830
stay safe x
How much would I need to pay for a pretty girl to peg and fist me for an hour?
>>58683655
Its almost been a year since the last time somebody who wasn't a blood relative texted me
>>58683776
Exquisite post.
>>58683830
*sees you crab walk away*
"ahh yes... very impressive"
>>58683846
majority of the hate comes from the grime loving nignogs
>>58683846
t. xiao ping lu
>>58683595
she's just a free spirit
>>58683893
Perfect post.
might become a pagan for the banter
>>58683910
t. kpop nonce
enjoy wanking to girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys, twat
how come all the karen posters converge once a week?
>>58683910
>Grime lads
Yeah I can see it, grim genre.
>>58683918
nah, I'd never want to be one of them.
>>58683947
exuberant post
>5'4"
>>58683910
nonce delusiono
>>58683662
>tfw made permanent
>can't get sacked
>never have to redo my CV (or even look at it) again
>didn't even go to college/uni yet live far better than most of my friends who did
10 mins into x-men and i've already spotted this. f
>>58683975
brilliant bantz there m8
celtic or norse?
>>58682691
>St. George protected people from Muslims in the 3rd century
>Muslims
>3rd century
Are Paul
>Hot coffee is nice
>Iced coffee is nice
>Room temp coffee is foul
Ever noticed this?
nothing better than good free food and getting to see your waifu lads :3
>>58683999
Sublime post.
>>58683982
that's why they like chinks though
because they themselves are beta skinny manlets and think asian women are all tiny submissive pure maidens who lust after crusty fat white neckbeard neet virgins
>>58684019
im in the same situation m8 but dont you want to move up the ladder?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10094534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10094534
>>58684045
why would you even ask that to a brit?
>>58684108
how old are you, child?
>>58684080
p much la
like, i dont necessary care if ur a nonce or not. idk u but fuck me, they're so obnoxious
>>58684072
Terrific post.
>>58683910
>majority of the hate comes from the grime loving nignogs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KPOP FAGGOTS ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP JUST TO JUSTIFY THEIR UGLY FUCKING DOG WOMEN AND SHIT MUSIC
I'm 24 tomorrow
>>58684108
in bed with my dad right now x
>>58684068
>>Room temp coffee is foul
I like it.
I even cold-brew coffee now as it makes it taste better.
Week-old coffee is foul though, always has a weird after-taste.
>>58683982
>>58684016
Never had a wank over kpop, however I know for a fact you lot wank over underage slags pictures you delusional nonces
>There are people here that unironically like grime
bit grim
https://twitter.com/TameIdiot
Follow me on Twitter lads x
>>58684149
>Grim Fandango fan
good lad who did that to him.
ashtray's full again
https://twitter.com/QueenBriton
Follow me on Twitter lads x
>>58684181
mentioned
>>58684155
Matchless post.
>>58684159
haha you old twat x
>tfw in your twenties but feel 16
>>58684155
>>58684233
can you both stop?
just checked the thread and its still going
amazing
>grime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KPOP FAGGOTS ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP JUST TO JUSTIFY THEIR UGLY FUCKING DOG WOMEN AND SHIT MUSIC
>tfw laptop shorts out at any sudden movement
>downloading a film for the next half hour
It could all come to an end any minute lads
>>58684170
i have never wanked to a teen except my gf when i was 15 lmao
>>58684253
Awful post.
>>58684291
take that back or i'll print out a picture of karen and shit on it
FUCK
>>58684281
nonce
>The anti-gook poster is an obese NEET Brummie who was expelled from school, lies about his willy size and height on the internet and likes listening to niggers talk fast
Ah yes, let me take lessons in taste from this man
>>58684246
Wish I could start again
Is it a really bad idea to browse 4chan on my work laptop/phone?
I'm using my home wifi and as far as I'm aware, there's no keylogger.
>>58684267
>>downloading a film for the next half hour
>irish """"""""""""""""""""""""internet"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>58684281
nonce
>>58684267
>>tfw laptop shorts out at any sudden movement
Did you kill your laptop's battery from having it constantly plugged in?
>>58684291
Ruthless post.
>>58684334
made me laff xx
>>58684322
Disgusting post.
>>58684357
its fine they wont be tracking you, just use incognito to be safe
gf sent me this
>>58684341
>>The anti-gook poster is an obese NEET Brummie who was expelled from school, lies about his willy size and height on the internet and likes listening to niggers talk fast
>it's only one person
fucking hell nonces are delusional
>>58684394
last chance
>>58684376
Peaceful post.
>>58684423
thanks for cropping out the face
>>58684345
Regrets? or is it just from your feelings of getting older?
>Oh hi anon, granny was just relaxing on the bed, what do you need?
>>58684083
eventually yes, but for now I just want to bask in the glory
>>58684159
happy birthday lad
>>58684159
happy birthday grandad
>>58684341
>Brummie
FOY
do asians really believe all their bullshit about dragons, new years and shinto spirits?
thought they were the smart race
>>58684475
pocket money and a bj please
>>58684441
>That was the only part you took issue with
Kek. At most there's three of you sad failed normie cunts.
>>58684375
Could very well have happened, but there is no pattern it could go a whole day without happening and then short out every few minutes. It's strange desu. The worst part about it is Toshibajews made the battery non-removable.
>>58684361
My kike ISP is fucking me over lad. Supposed to be getting 120Mbps but lucky to get 30.
Made some peanut butter cookies lads.
Anyone want one?
>>58684475
a quick nosh, love
>>58684543
Think its more of a cultural and tradition thing
>>58684453
Sorry post.
>>58684567
>cookies
FOY
>>58684543
no different to believing in a god
>>58684567
edgy
>Oh anon, I didn't see you there, mummy was just taking a nap
>>58684567
>peanut butter
foy
>>58684595
Good post.
opened this can of lager over an hour ago and I've only drunk two thirds haha
>>58684543
Doubt there's any radical believers left.
Just seems like they follow customs to not make waves.
>>58684567
>tfw my post is in the pic
Good lad
>>58684557
you're already a delusional nonce so there's no point in trying to correct you
Just watched the new jungle book lads
It was alright, just an hour and 40 minutes of some paki lad running about the jungle with some celebrity cameos in
Legitimately quite scary in parts for a PG film Tbh
610
>>58684625
>fake tits
eww
>>58684595
Apologetic post.
>>58684615
very different.
god is an explanation for existence
all that shite is just excessive
Winston
>>58684662
>paki lad
dropped
>>58684644
Fuck off fatty
>>58684644
Go have a cry about your tiny willy and go back to school while you're at it
>>58684684
both are primitive archaic superstitions.
>>58684681
Conciliatory post.
>>58684747
get paid pupper
>>58684739
>implying god doesn't still explain existence
Should've downloaded Capsule albums sooner desu
v. v. good
>>58684715
>it's an insecure manlet with a little willy tries to reverse roles episode
nice
rate my new haircut
>>58684747
>$
Keep it
lotta angry abnormies on today
need to smash a bp
>>58684755
Inquisitive post.
>>58684788
ummm... hehe I think i know this one
JUST!
hehe
>>58684812
big pussy?
>>58684788
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>58684775
not really. god snapped his fingers and humans were created. doesnt explain anything.
and besides, most religious people don't look to god to seek understanding of their existence. for them religion is seeing god as an overlord who tells them how to live their life and how to act because if you dont you burn in hell for eternity.
>>58684629
Do you need some paracetamol for your beer mate? You seem to keep bloody nursing it ahahaha
>>58684131
You never know. I knew a Black guy that was a Germanic pagan. All I could ask is "why?"
>>58685696
He wants to be Übermensch.
>>58686485
He was really into anime, I think he picked it up from there
