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First for sweden
Second for sweden
Sweden sucks
tfw been procrastinating to an extreme
>tfw midsem for japanese 1 on monday
>tfw only just learned to recognize all kana
>tfw can read but its all jiberish because my vocab sucks and I know little grammar
>tfw going to have to cram 7 weeks of grammar and like twenty kanji for sixteen hours tommorow
why did I do this to myself
お疲れさま出す
NICO NICO NI
What clubs did you join at school?
Did you like them? Did you make lots of friends?
アノン君たちはアニメ何見てますか?
>>58664431
Baseball
Sweden
>>58664540
gay
>>58664431
Joined the mahjong club; went to the highschool national championships.
Sweden
>>58664559
Soccer is more gay
Sweden is a disgusting degenerate shithole, please forget all about that our "country" has ever even existed.
>>58664632
Soccer is for man children.
Baseball is for gays.
>>58664363
better disconnect the internet and focus on cramming
>>58664653
Don't say such thing please
>>58664164
otudesu
But I heard that the girl in that photo is ordinary people and it's not uploaded by herself. Please don't post her photo.
>>58664653
Why doesn't your country revert back to its past glory? You need to do something about dem libtard progressive politicians and refugees.
>>58664684
Then what was your club?
>>58664729
glorious computer club
>>58664729
帰宅部
>>58664690
But it's true senpai.
>>58664726
It's gone too far. The ones who have the power and energy to do anything about it have just saved their own asses and moved to a proper country instead.
>>58664755
W-well…………okay…
At least you are not 帰宅部
>>58664653
This
>>58664653
>>58664534
ジョーカーゲームとREゼロとネトゲ嫁
>>58664534
kuromukuro
Do you love Sweden?
>>58664534
また荒れそうな話題を・・・
>>58665027
アニメの何が悪いんだ?
>>58664968
Sure, why not?
Yes
Volvo too.
何事?
>>58664870
What's this gross joke?
>>58665127
何
どこ
いつ
>>58664534
今は銀河英雄伝説
>>58665146
Sweden.
>>58664794
We like Sweden so much that we build a town named "Sweden Hills"
>>58665234
So it's basically a swedish town without the dindus and ahmeds right?
>>58665234
It needs snow
Please give me winter ver pic
>>58665234
清楚すぎて違和感がある
>>58665461
ノルウェーのほうが清潔じゃん
トナカイ
>>58665234
Well replace the idyllic cottages with huge commieblocks and make sure there's loads of arabs and blacks who go around burning cars, knife-robbing people, raping your women, driving stolen motocross, shooting each other, and being unemployed and uneducated for life relying on welfare. Also make sure the mayor refuses to take any steps to do anything about it, instead accusing all japanese people of being racist and demanding that japan takes hundred of thousands more immigrants. And getting his suggestions through. That would be a more realistic Sweden Hills :^)
Your new flag, do you like it japs?
>>58664431
Kendo
Yes
I'm close to Kohais even now
>>58665214
Ah, a fake picture to banter the leftists?
I couldn't find that page.
>>58665357
here you are.
>>58665727
unfortunately, we already have such immigrants though...
>>58665727
When will Sweden rise again?
>>58665727
Please stop, stop……………
>>58665924
>again
>>58666031
>for the first time
>>58665921
sorry for forgetting the pic.
>>58666031
Rude
>>58666083
Looks comfy
Thanks
>>58665924
>again
Come back Swedish!
>>58666351
Sweden is dead
Sweden will never come back
![raid[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ZF3wBn.jpg "raid[1].jpg")
>>58666086
Nevr forget
>>58666384
I need you guys
>>58666351
Europa is over 2bqh
Hello senpaitachis
I've been here only twice and it's months ago but I want to wish all of you to have a kawaii day ( ˘ 3˘)
>>58666436
Based Baltic countries
>>58664534
マクロスΔ
くまみこ
クロムクロ
I want a qt japanese gf.
>>58666447
hey germany
generally what is a kawaii in your country
Why did Sweden fail
>>58666671
Ask /pol/
>>58666447
( ˘ 3˘)
>>58664755
was this you?
>>58666671
Sweden isn't bad but it is more about the speed they are going.
Sweden is much better than a lot of places right now but they have declined so much so fast that even if the turned around right now they will still have deep problems.
Compare that to America which is declining slower but has been turning into shit for years. America is four times worse right now but at the rate sweden is going who knows if that will change.
Concrete Revolutio is affected by Wild Cards
>>58666650
I don't know, I'm not a weeb or anything
Denmark will be the new leader of Northern Europe.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03kJ0bn9nfg
>>58668053
only if they have a better or equal version of ikea
>>58668053
Too close to Sweden
We are looking to Japan to be the new leader of northern Europe
>>58668086
sasuga blue-eyed blonde-haired american elvis-san
>>58668150
you said the same thing last time
>>58668166
minus the elvis part though
>>58668126
>northern
Fail
>Europe
Fail
>>58668193
true
i hope i dont offend a chink this time
E
L
cited aboveって「上記の」っていう意味ですか?
ex.The report cited above found...
What does this sentence mean?
>>58668765
BELARUSEを割り込んだからあなたなんかを手伝くない
LEND
>>58668765
It just means like "quoted earlier" or "referenced earlier".
E.g. the report that was quoted earlier in the text found...
J
O
J
A
P
S
S
U
C
K
>>58669375
delet this
>>58669375
nice
>>58669135
I got it!
Thanks^^
Why Japan haters are always so childish and insidious?
>>58669962
Because you won't find any intelligent people who hate Japan.
こんばんは
>>58670218
こんばんにゃ
こんばんわ
>>58670006
ONLY intelligent people hate japan, we are the only ones who can see past their jewish tatemae mind tricks.
They have brainwashed everyone else in to thinking they are peaceful and kind, some foreigners even ruin their own lives to go and teach english there, kek.
>>58670363
こんばんはああああああああああああああああああああ
眠くないんですかあああああああああああ
>>58670006
Ah, Of course they are the bottom of the people who hate Japan, but yet it is, the level is too low.
Elementary school boy tier.
Is it often found in the world?
>>58670802
EXCELLENT tatemae
>sirry gaijin berieves me hahaha
*rubs hands jewishly*
>>58670006
People would praise it and don't see the flaws with it are just as childish if you ask me.
It's not a perfect country, by any means.
>>58670954
>People would praise it
People who praise it, sorry.
>>58670802
Japan haters? Heh, more than you think. And yes, most of them are pic tier.
>>58670802
pic
this was when 311 happened
>>58670994
Butt-head is actually quite smart for an American teenager
>>58671087
most americans probably dont know that the statue of liberty is french
i think that's pretty telling
whatever anything
>>58671087
whats this weird jokes…
seriously facebook users are hasnt the humour
>>58671332
they aren't joking, americans really are that stupid
彼女は2時間前から服を選んだり化粧したり文句をしたりする
あと一時間で俺の友達にあうことになっているけれど間に合うわけがない
つまり一人でビールを飲み始めるといいかな
>>58671332
They aren't joking, they're just being meanies.
>>58671168
But we do. Shut the fuck up hat, we're much smarter than you think.
>>58671510
>彼女
りーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
リアル獣め
>>58671493
>>58671522
nope, i dont care about the rudeposted by this meme
country and already i know.
but i watched all sentence for the first time.
リアル憎め
>>58671680
>>58671612
>>58671753
侮辱せずにたすけてくれ
>>58671809
あいつらのトイレの長さも異常
あいつはマタ着替える
>>58671953
幸せ者ですな
はっはっはー
>>58671953
決めてあげなさい
凄く褒めて安心させてあげなさい
他の日本人は寝たみたいだな
これからが面白いのに
>>58672256
何を見せてもらってもちゃんと褒めてあげた
それだけでなくいつも「めちゃかわいいよ」とか言った
なんとなく俺の友達だから心配するそうだ…
まあああぁぁぁぁ
>>58672303
まだ過疎ってるけど
>>58672513
wut
>>58672511
ぼっちの世界を抱けよ、ドイツ君
>>58672641
MY DICK CHEESEのこと
ZZZ ...
>>58672887
GWはこれからだよおおお
寝るな!
もう を まだ と言い換える
ニセ片言の高等技術だ。
>>58672689
なんかカナダの面白い話して
>>58672923
I'm already getting day and night reversed
can't sleep halp
>>58673019
lie down, close your eyes and start counting
『辻』という字がいつのまにか二点しんにょうになっている件。
これはCJK統合フォントといって、
中国韓国日本の字を一本化したときに変わったもの。
ITの世界で海外の機関が似た字をまとめてしまった。
それをJIS2004規格として「止むを得ず」取り込んだもの。
日本語の基準を英語圏の人間が決めている。
文法もいずれそうなる・・・かもしれない。
>>58672989
は…はは……
>>58672993
昨晩いい恥をかいたから断る
>>58673019
masturbate for 30 minutes
>>58673280
うーんそんなこと恥ずかしいこと言ってたかな
Anons, I'm going to set up my 在留カード in a few weeks and I need to choose a pseudonym. My family wants me to pick between two names: Masako (昌子) and Kama (my late japanese great gradmother, the name might be a typo though). Do the names sound old to you guys? ;_;
>>58673638
are you a girl
>>58673604
僕は恥ずかしがり屋なので
>>58673638
I think 昌子 is nice. Which do you like better? I was almost named 恵美子 at one point.. You are lucky you can choose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
>>58673638
is it *kana? and how old are you?
both names are great choice. but i heard 昌子 is old ladies
How do you know when to use お or う when you hear an elongated O sound?
>>58674014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYlTTC-csk
tomoyoなら女だけどtomoyaなら男なのが日本語
frogs appeared again.
>>58674262
Hello everyone.
What are your plans for today?
>>58674371
>>58674437
i plan to hate myself ;_;
>>58673638
>>58673984
Are all those ''''renames'''' for real?
>>58674437
go to store for icecream
>>58674371
なんだこれは
>>58674262
>>58674401
>TOMOYO TOMOYO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d69YafIBC8
>>58674482
Why would you do that? You are a cute leaf!
>>58674489
Yes, I think so. It is done in America too.
>>58674534
What flavor?
You should bring me some too. ;_;
>>58674712
caramel flavor!
okay, dont care about shipcost.
its a service
>>58674573
今、ベストセラーの本
カエルの楽園のナパージュが滅ぶまでの話で考えさせられる内容
I have a Japanese waifu and we plan to get our first child within the next two years. I've had some German girlfriends before and I find it much better now. She is much more carying, positive, less feministic and less greedy for money.
Really the only downside is that her boobs are kinda small but thats fine. She offered to get them bigger in case I miss big tits too much.
Also her cooking skills are amazing. Never ate so good food before.
Another big plus: If shit is going crazy in Germany we can always move to Japan.
Why don't you have a Japanese girlfriend/waifu yet?
>>58674664
B-but why??
>>58674911
bring me some too
chocomint please, but caramel is fine too
>>58674998
>ナパージュ
NAPAJ
>>58673638
Recently 昌子 sounds little bit too quietly and little bit too conservative but don't feel strange. I think it's good name.
Maybe Kama is ultra old fashion. We can't understand that that name comes from Japanese name.
And homosexual male is called Okama in Japan.
>>58675062
>chocomint
>>58675034
Sometimes foreigners have really hard names that are hard to pronounce.
>>58675005
>Japanese girlfriend
>less greedy for money
>>58675142
>>58674998
なんでそんな人気あるか
>>58675115
how do I get a qt jap bf?
>>58675172
I guess because she is not from Tokyo but grew up somewhere at Chiba countryside. Also I don't have lots of money so...
>>58674911
Delicious!
Maybe we can get ice cream together instead. (。・ω・。)
>>58675005
Because I am the superior Japanese waifu. Enjoy your doormat though.
>>58675034
Renaming makes it a little easier for societal integration. In Japan a lot of things still use a name seal, so having a proper Japanese name will help you here. In America some people like having names which are easier to pronounce, etc.
>>58675318
>name seal
For this case it makes sense. Otherwise it's weird for me.
>>58675318
>Renaming makes it a little easier for societal integration.
Guess that makes sense. My name has too many R's and L's.
>>58675272
Depend on the person, not depend on the area. haha
【熊本地震】気象庁、会見でヤバすぎる警告!!!被災者発狂寸前へwへ
http://www.akb48matomemory.com/archives/1056545361.html?1462030791
熊本地震がヤバい
Thanks for the input, anons.
>>58673707
It would be very awkward if I wasn't.
>>58673984
>恵美子
I love it but oh man, it's clearly an old lady's name. Did you get named something more youthful?
I think 昌子 sounds a little bit nicer than Kama but getting your great grandma's name sounds way cuter in my opinion.
>>58674489
>>58675034
It's exactly as >>58675318 said. In Japan, a japanese name simply works better than a huge and hard to pronounce katakana white piggu name. Also, naturally all japanese-brazilians have a western first name and a japanese second name, my family was just too lazy to register the japanese one.
>>58674065
>both names are great choice
That's good to hear!
I just checked our koseki tohon and it's indeed カマ. The kanji is pretty crazy so I can take a picture of it (I can't read japanese so I'm not even sure if what I'm looking at is her actual kanji but the "カマ" is confirmed) if you would be kind enough to tell me the meaning. I'm 18 years old.
>>58675115
>I think it's good name
What a relief.
>and little bit too conservative but don't feel strange
I'm a young tomboy haafu. Wouldn't it be weird for me to be named something that sounds conservative?
>We can't understand that that name comes from Japanese name
My family came from Okinawa, could it be why it sounds strange to you?
>And homosexual male is called Okama in Japan.
top kek
>>58676327
Oh you are young! I don't think it is strange to have a conservative name along with your tomboy personality. We as people change so frequently! I was a tomboy too, but I've turned into quite a traditional person now haha. One can never be too sure.
More importantly, you should choose the name which has the most value to you. It's cuter to think that way, right?
>there are actual girls in the japanese thread
i'm scared somebody hold me
op here, just found a good japanese semen demon thread
>>>/hr/2604363
>>58676691
We've always been here, there's just an identifying subject being discussed. Nothing to fear my cute friend.
>>58676770
>"We've always been here"
>"Nothing to fear"
>a girl actually calling me "cute" and "friend" at the same time
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT BEFORE I GET YOUR COOTIES
>>58676691
>every time you post something, there's probably like 60% chance that a girl reads it
I'm not ready. I'm just not ready.
>>58676969
Don't worry, I already hate you.
>>58676691
>implying they >>58676770 are no traps
>>58676327
>a japanese name simply works better than a huge and hard to pronounce katakana white piggu name
>I'm a young tomboy haafu
Well, I guess I got it finally.
But in reverse, if I meet here a typical ching chang chong student, who barely can speak rus or eng, but calls yourself with a slavic/western name, I'd laugh hard.
>>58677261
yeah because you're a stupid Russian
>>58676770
>英語が話せる
エ、エレン・ベイカー先生?
>>58677261
actually almost all of the chinese girls i know have a western name due to how much difficulty western people have pronouncing chinese names, i mean once i was practicing pronunciation and i almost choked trying to pronounce 'yue'
>>58677261
>But in reverse, if I meet here a typical ching chang chong student, who barely can speak rus or eng, but calls yourself with a slavic/western name, I'd laugh hard.
It happens a lot here, especially Chinese people who have a western first name + Chinese middle and last name.
こんばんは
昨日、他の街から来た友達が2泊遊びにきた
もうあいつらは帰ればいいと思い始めた
一人にしてください
>>58677585
>>58677804
This has been my experience with chinese americans as well, maybe they encourage it.
>>58677990
友達に自慰の時間を奪われましたか?
I'm a week into studying japanese. I have a decent handle on the hiragana and katakana.
Do I dive right into kanji plus other vocabulary next or just focus on the grammar?
>want to order some food
>every single food delivery is occupied by muslims
REEEEEeeeeEE
>>58678153
夜ならちゃんとできるけど、悲しすぎてしたくなくなる
>>58678247
Stop learning
>>58678247
Why not both?
>>58678322
なんで悲しいの?友達は嫌な奴ですか?
>>58678247
Vocab and grammar, you should be trying to form basic sentences.
Hi, I'm Johnny Cash.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nS9mpv2S6Z
>>58677990
前もそんなこと言ってたな
人に会いたくなくなるのは対人恐怖症という病気だよ
>>58678484
Hi there Johnny Trash
>>58678484
now do Elvis - In the Ghetto
>>58678434
いやなやつじゃない
過去にやつらの来るときが本当に楽しみにしていた
でも最近、私の精神病質が悪化しているため、他人の存在がいやになった
>>58678608
対人恐怖症じゃなく、精神病質(サイコパシー)です
>>58678608
それはちょっと違うと思うよ
phobiaならただ会いたくないだけじゃ足りない、恐怖を持つことも必要とする
How long have you all been studying and how much moonrunes can you understand while reading a light novel/raw manga/whatever?
I'm gonna set aside 90 minutes for grammar/extras and 30 minutes for vocab. 30 more minutes for review.
Would studying other languages be detrimental to my japanese studies?
>>58678789
それは悲しい。実は自分も精神的に問題を抱えていて、友達に悪いことをしてしまうから迷惑をかけたくなくて自分で距離を取ったことがある。
彼がいなくてさみしい。
>実は自分も精神的に問題を抱えていて、友達に悪いことをしてしまう
このスレ糖質だけじゃなくてサイコパスまでいるのか・・・
I hear japan is a very racist nation , Is this true ?
>>58679500
I hear every country has racists, is this true?
>>58679269
and assburger like you
I do not know what to do today.
>>58679594
I hear japan is so racist that certain online boards are banned for foreginers
also japanese dont like to rent aparments to gaijins
>>58679866
are you a girl?
あっ、やっぱりいつもの糖質と同一人物だった
>>58679866
しこったらいい
>>58677341
Nope
>>58679900
America also does not like to rent apartment to non-citizens. Internet will be internet, we can't judge a nation by singular actions.
>>58679901
There are no girls on the internet.
>>58679866
Drink. Get drunk and watch movies, it's sooooooooo fun.
hi japan
>>58680000
>America also does not like to rent apartment to non-citizens
we're talking about people with visas here
>>58680023
hi
and your name is…
>>58680059
Maybe it depends on the area? My friends have not experienced problems. I am in Tokyo though.
>>58680144
well tokyo is the capital and biggest city, so i don't think it has a lot of problems with foreigners
you probably see them every day, even
>>58680018
What movie should I watch?
>>58679866
Climb Mt Fuji
>>58680198
the big lebowski
>>58680198
Some janon recommended キサラギ in one of these threads.
>>58680171
Yes, I agree. I don't think those questions are as black and white as people want them to be, it is unfair to ask them in such a way.
Redneck America is equally as closed minded as severe Japanese conservatives. I can parallel this in every country, but it is not right to judge the whole on the basis of a select few.
>>58680171
I live in Tokyo and I only sometimes see foreigners. Feels good man.
note: I'm not a NEET
>>58680198
That one animated movie with the raccoons that have huge shape-shifting balls
Is IU famous in Japan
>>58680000
what about pic and video related ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
>>58680403
ew who?
>>58680295
The dude rocks.
>>58680299
Thanks, I have been wanting to see it. I watch anything with 小栗旬.
>>58680367
The name does not come to mind, sorry
>>58680474
why you say ew...............
>>58677261
r00d, nothing wrong with wanting to fit better in a different society. They go through a lot of trouble when it comes to people reading, writting or simply just understanding and taking their real names seriously (although I do see a problem with foreigners that don't even speak the language calling themselves ethnic[?] names). But it's not even the same case with me, as I do have japanese blood/ancestry/surname.
>>58680459
As far as I know, many of those establishments put up the signs up simply because they can't speak English or any other foreign language.
