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中野梓
Hello Japan!
>>58683714
Where is the qt?
Fourth for crushfu to notice me.
>>58683714
2 early
2nd for Zenboo
http://www.strangeworld.org/cgi-bin/bbs.cgi
>>58683798
you cant have a conversation when a thread is 2 posts from bump limit autismo
>>58683768
tokyo, but apparently shes studying in scotland now. hopefully norgetraden senpai notices her pic in the catalog and posts more new pics like he did yesterday
>>58683956
>general threads
>discussion
SNEK KEKLE AND KEK
Japan: from ages 18 to 34, 36% of men and 39% of women have never had sex.
You know those numbers are usually the opposite.
おはようございます
お仕事行ってきまーす
>>58684117
when you're 5 years away from graduating Hogwarts like me you begin to wonder why so many people are fixated on having sex
>>58684314
You're 25? (35?)
In my head if I don't like my life at 25 I'm becoming a monk.
>>58684168
週末でお仕事ですか
ご愁傷様です
what's up with all the Canadians
>>58684483
it's 5:54 PM in the east
there's your answer
>>58684168
GWは?
>>58684421
25
i'm more worried about getting a job tb.h
素人童貞 can become wizards too right?
>>58684168
今日は日曜だぞ
あっ(察し
>>58684117
Probably you are talking about the data before amendment or demagog.
70% of Japanese have sex until 21-22yo.
>>58684483
We don't complain when your autistic ass posts about korea all day and then you and peru circlejerk into each other's mouths.
Can someone tell me what kanji is this?
>>58684799
I don't like Peru. He only likes plastic idols and is racist
Like Germany was not enough
>>58684799
i like korea too, its just that i only know 1 korean girl
can't you use the IME kanji pad and draw it?
>>58684887
meaning "me"
>>58685031
meant for >>58684887 obviously
>>58684609
Nope, 素人童貞 is not a pure boy. Pure power level = magic power level.
>>58684887
I or me
>>58685056
>>58685080
>>58685264
Thanks guys
>>58685031
Kanji recognition app gave me nothing
Maybe i made a mistake with stroke order
Can someone tell me what kanji is this?
>>58685200
Can I at least be a minor warlock or wizard's apprentice or something?
>>58684887
pronounced われ。
>>58685640
E-ecchi...
>>58685640
p,pervert!!
Can someone tell me what kanjis are these?
>>58686247
>>58686247
Japan is alpha, China is always omega.
Japanons, what is this words saying?
Also, I need help with translating Japanese.
>>/jp/15149794
>>58683741
good morning!
>>58686433
it's complete google translated nonsense
>>58686607
oh, I see then
thanks
Funding matchmaking and dating services [by the Japanese government].
PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!
Thinking about moving to Japan, should I?
>>58687153
if you can get a job there go ahead
Hello Japan
What did you do last night
>>58687192
Finnishing my MA in linguistics and teaching english soon, so jobs abound
Not really too interested in the culture, but pays well and doesn't seem too bad etc
Essentially what I'm asking is what's enjoyable/not enjoyable about it?
>>58687284
wouldn't really recommend moving to japan permanently (assuming you are not asian looking)
>>58687284
Make sure your legs are prepared
>>58687207
Fap, study english, do a search on a knack for indoor hydroponics.
>>58687561
but isn't growing weed in japan dangerous?
Studying Japanese has really given me an appreciation of laconicism.
>>58687284
>teaching english soon
>Finnishing
How do I get a cute Japanese gf?
>>58687207
I went to onsen and drank so much.
>>58687502
why would legs have to be prepared?
>>58687492
Heard they are xenophobic, isit really that bad?
I'd be there for about 5 years
>>58687629
Yes because anyone gives a fuck about spelling online
>>58687502
legs?
>>58687649
>>58687665
Or feet at least.
>>58687589
Yep, you had better act very covertly or can go to jail.
But I'm mainly planning to grow vegetables.
>>58687752
Why?
>>58687665
>Yes because anyone gives a fuck about spelling online
It's not like correct spelling is hard
>>58683741
> implying Japanese people visit bootleg 2chan and aren't just US marines or English teachers
>>58687634
by being a cute japanese boy :3
>>58687207
went to an asian "massage" parlor
>>58687869
by now 2chan feels like the bootleg site
their board software doesn't feel like it was ever updated
>>58687960
did you get a happy ending?
>>58687789
because gaijin hunters will tickle you to death
>>58687153
If your area admits the Islamic law, yes. At least you can eat delicious pork meat here.
>>58687153
Be honest lad, are you doing it for the qts?
>>58687999
yes, though she was riding me so hard that i only lasted maybe 3 minutes instead of the usual 10
Ohayo gojaima〜su!
>>58688167
have you ever kept a boner and pretended you didn't come
>>58688220
i've tried but it's fucking impossible to get hard again with the condom still on
>>58688198
Ohayo gojaimasu, anon.
>>58688147
Not really I have a thing for blondes
>>58688198
OHAYU
>>58687960
Are you the one in Dallas from before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HneN8hjBZ0o
why
>>58688410
yes
>>58688387
Ohayo
Alice is my favourite girl
>>58688432
>molester city
>>58688432
>1) Leicester City
Does amazon japan ship overseas?
>>58688620
depends
you can ship books and cds most of the time
>>58688620
maybe
but you cant use paypal
I once heard a story about a chemical mixture that smells like almonds and if you smell it you die after a few minutes
the end
>>58688737
I tried to kill myself that way once. Didn't work though - turns out I was just sniffing actual almonds.
Haven't been scammed that badly since I traded my Xbox for some magic beans.
>>58688737
青酸カリ?
>>58688620
Depends on the seller
>>58688813
>I tried to kill myself
Please don't do that
>>58688737
>smells like almonds
Potassium cyanide?
>>58688620
That's depends on where you live and what kind do you want.
>>58688098
Not for awhile currently in Wales
>>58688475
Alice is cute
CUTE
>>58688458
Have you been to any new ones since then?
>>58688830
>>58688967
No it's my smegma
>>58688830
몰라요
>>58688967
I don't know, someone in high school told me about it. I thought it was made up
>>58688994
disgusting
X-MEN = racist men = hate men = white men
>>58688994
I am waiting to see kinmozas again……
>>58689037
my second time was at a different place and it was pretty mediocre
so my third and fourth times (including yesterday) were at the trusty old platinum rainbow
>>58689080
なんで奴隷言語で返信したの?
>>58689091
Low quality opinion, anon.
>>58689235
私は日本語がわかりません
>>58689279
It was natural opinion, it means high quality
>>58688475
Karen looks cuter
>>58689335
>>58688830 was basically >>58688967 in Japanese.
>>58689383
Karen is also good
But I prefer Alice
there's one person in Japan with the same surname as me
>>58689489
hey faggot, the greatest german failure, nothing else than a sad fart unable to move
pls give link I wanna check how common is my jew last name
>>58689565
http://forebears.io/surnames
>>58689628
>all the junk mail I get for Oktoberfest because my last name looks German
>0 people in Germany with my last name
>>58689489
>>58689628
>>58689883
>tfw my surname is unique and no one else in the world has it
JUST
>>58689883
are you the pizza lover from Saginaw?
Rate this joke I came up with:
じしんあります?
くまもとほどあります!
>>58690032
Who in the world is that?
>>58690072
you're genius!
>>58690115
a nice American that invited me to eat pizza with him when I'm in Michigan
>>58690189
Ah.
Did his last name sound German as well?
>>58690265
Now but I thought Michigan had many Norwegians but I think I mixed it up with another state
>>58690072
don't know why but i feel really lazy today
about to take my second nap anikis
>>58690465
are you ?
>>58690369
You might be thinking of Minnesota. In any case my dad moved here from Iowa.
We could totally have some traditional Texan cuisine if you're ever in East Texas.
>>58689883
My last name has one of the most stereotypical german words there is in it
It became like that because my great grandfather changed the Swedish word in our last name to the german equivalent because he wanted to honor his german wife
>>58690626
nice. maybe one day but please don't rape me
>>58690465
Good relief. looks like my pill finally starts working, eh?
Now it's my turn to take the advantage of the chance.
>>58690704
>most stereotypical german words
Wurst?
>>58690721
now why would I do such a thing
新子憧ちゃん、結婚しよう!
how old she looks like ?
>>58691615
>>58691584
eunkee Seoul Korea, shanghai
Food Dessert Fashion Travel Daily
>people mistake me for the non white canadian...
>>58689947
t. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
should I eat a muffin or go to sleep?
>>58692007
>>58692007
put razors in muffin and eat muffin.
>>58692065
I don't want to work out
>>58692075
why are you so mean?
>>58692176
why are you posting korea girls in a japanese thread?
150220 Yuna's Birthday (cr: pabooppa/shuadot)
We're the first international fanbase for the south korean girl group Pritz (Pretty Rangers In the Terrible Zone) [since 140719]
FUCK OFF
自分の腕を投稿しようぜってスレがあったから、猫の手を投稿して可愛いところ見せてやろうと思ってスレ開いたら他の日本国旗が既にやってた
日本人って何で考えることがみんな同じなんだろう
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYy1cCpjOW0
>>58692290
sorry
I'm going to bed now and cry because you are so mean to me
I'm taking a Japanese class and am in the middle of a (online) quiz. could someone help me with this question real fast?
Imagine you are on a call or involved in an activity that you can't break away from, and an email requesting your presence in a meeting come through. Explain in Japanese why it is inconvenient to get to the meeting. (use romaji)
We don't like Peru around here. he's weird and a racist
Let's all bully him until he leaves
>>58692343
俺はそんな事しようとは思わなかったが。
独創的な人間なんかどこの国だってそんなに居ないだろ。
大概の人間は「平均値」に似てるもんだよ。
>>58692445
>take my quiz for me
No.
Hows it like in japan?
>>58692430
gook girls dress like such whores but they don't even put out easy.
what's the point
>>58692532
Sunny and peaceful. How about where you are?
>>58692445
オナニ中ので忙しいんだこのちんかすやろう
>>58692403
This this this this this this this
>>58692445
if an activity=your business,
”Sumimasen genzai kinnkyuu no gyoumu notame, meeting ni sanka dekimasen"
rough ver
"Sumimasen ima te ga hanasenai node,
meeting ni sanka dekimasen"
>>58692621
http://asianews2ch.jp/archives/48485384.html
But huge earthquake and eruption in Oita.
>>58692430
>>58692459
>>58692534
>>58692839
That was two days ago. And there was no eruption.
>>58692869
How do you plan to fuck Korean girls peru?
They don't even give up their pussy easy for Korean guys
3:36am
Gonna masturbate to Japanese feet now and fall asleep peacefully.
Also I'll cum on the sheets because I will wash them tomorrow anyway.
Night lads
>>58692403
wait, the trcuk was aiming to hit that little girl ?
>>58692445
phone: "denwataiou de" meeting ni sanka dekimasen
involved in an activity" te ga hanasenai sigoto notame " meeting ni sanka dekimasen
>>58692621
not him, but dreadful, with constant fear of tornados. Spring is always stormy but this year has been the worst.
>>58692621
hi sara! what are you planning to do this golden week?
>>58692973
Trucks are thirsty for blood.
I like japanese idols
>>58693070
That sounds pretty scary. Does your area usually get a lot of tornadoes?
>>58693113
H-hi... I don't have any plans, really. Still not feeling very well, so I'm just taking it easy.
How about you?
>>58692973
I guess that senility thought that that girl will keep running or stay there.
>>58693157
I like k-pop idols!
>>58692938
after a month under SSRI pills, my libido is very low now
I realized that learning a new language then travel to the other side of the world just to fuck a gook vagina is a stupid bad idea
the plan now is help jew mom to pay her 6 million usd debt
after that I will go to thailand , hire a hooker for a week, travel around the country and later on a rented house somewhere in thailand with the machine at pic related I will try to cut my throat /neck
>>58692907
由布岳 is going to erupt soon. The Japanese weather bureau warned about it.
>>58693183
My local neighborhood is oddly very sheltered from all the storms that ravage this area, usually. If you look on a weather map it looks like the weather patterns often go around my neighborhood.
You can drive just 10 miles and see the ruins of a recent one, though. And we've had to hide in the literal closet a lot more often lately.
>>58692343
誰でも思いつくような事しか考えられない自分を反省すれば?
>>58693422
Looks fine to me.
>>58693443
Huh, that's strange. Stay safe, anon.
>>58692403
not the worst.
https://my.mixtape.moe/oslgyd.webm
The trouble with the konkatsu movement is that women seem to be more eager about it than men are. While about 2,000 women rushed to secure the allocated 50 konkatsu seats on the first day of sales, it took several days to sell out the 50 male seats.
Experts say that in tough times, single women feel an urgency to get married for financial stability, while men tend to put off marriage until they feel they can afford it. The konkatsu buzz has coincided with companies' move to shed employees during the recession.
Yuriko Akamatsu, a 35-year-old office worker, has attended two matchmaking parties in the past six months. "I want to get married because I sometimes feel like quitting my job," said Ms. Akamatsu, who didn't find Mr. Right at either party. "Marriage is like permanent employment."
Since October, Imado Shrine in Tokyo has held a prayer service for single men and women seeking good luck in marriage. The service, followed by a tea party, costs 6,000 yen ($62). Hundreds of women apply for a limited number of seats each time, but the shrine's Web site says, "We're short of men."
>>58693517
そんなイライラしてどうした?生理か?
>>58693695
>reads name
>hide post
>>58692907
2日前だからこそ警戒せんとあかん
熊本の時と同じで、前震・本震・余震とあるはず
震源地がどんどん北東方面に移動してるのがハッキリ見て取れる
>>58693695
>single women feel an urgency to get married for financial stability
>"I want to get married because I sometimes feel like quitting my job"
>"Marriage is like permanent employment."
literal parasites
>>58693767
Don't insult 沙羅 please
>>58693767
>>58693862
>>58693862
That's not at all how I view marriage, though.
>>58693862
can i insult you
>>58693135
IS THAT A THING, WHERE CAN I BUY THIS
>>58693951
>no-skilled anglos feel an urgency to get a job for financial stability
>"I want to teach English in Japan because they don't need any skill"
>"Working as an ALT is like welfare benefit "
literal parasites
>>58692957
won't it drip through and make your mattress smelly forever?
>>58694104
tfw ALTs are ruining japan like sweden
I just stopped in for a moment to shitpost but I guess it's being taken care of?
A Tokyo real estate company is solving Japan’s baby-making problem by building “konkatsu” apartments with stripper poles aimed at encouraging sex, because according to the developer, a happy relationship means having a lot of sex.
>tfw no avg japanese gf
>>58694125
he probably only has sheets
>Anime character from UK and supposedly fluent in english
>speaks perfect japanese but her english is butchered
How do you nipponese react to the awful engrish in anime series?
>>58694194
>stripper poles aimed at encouraging sex
>he doesn't know that stripper poles need a crazy amount of strength to use
>implying the average couple are strong
lel what level hage was he
>>58694233
Japanese don't know/care that Engrish were such terrible.
>>58694104
That's not how I view teaching English, though.
>>58694188
How're things?
>>58694169
exactly.
we should replace ALTs with BBCs
>>58694320
N-NIPPON JOKE?
>>58694194
That room must be the enemy of the little toe.
>>58694320
FUCK OFF KEK
ALT = American Literal Trash
>>58694303
Pretty good. I found some affordable Japanese classes that fit my schedule. I'm pretty stoked about finally starting formal study again instead of just picking up bad words and insults here.
Maybe I'll even take the JLPT this year who knows
What about you? Still sick?
海外の万国反応記や劇薬表示は、あまり過激すぎると転載しないからつまらん
あいつら異常改変するくせに妙なフィルターかけるんだな
>>58694233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aXTtVtaLA
>>58694402
Ooh, that's pretty exciting. Let me know how your classes go!
Yep, still sniffling and whatnot. But at least the weather's nice. I might go out for a walk later if I feel up to it.
>>58694537
Do you talk to people on your walks?
>>58694564
>Do you talk to people on your walks?
quit ruining japanese culture you assholes
ALTの先生はいて欲しい
俺は中学校の時のカナダ人の白人の先生が好きだった
その人はいつも乳首がシャツから浮き出てるのが見えてて、それに気づいた中学生の俺は勃起した
家に帰って何度もその先生の乳首を思い浮かべながら枯れるまでオナニーした
大人になって、JAVよりも洋物を愛するようになったのもその先生のおかげ
洋物が見れるサイトを探してたら、4chanの/gif/にいつの間にか行き着いた
先生の乳首が透けてなかったら、俺は今日本語スレにいないかもしれないと思うと感慨深い
>>58694607
How have I ruined Japanese culture?
>>58694564
If I pass by them, but that's rare. Even then, it's usually just a passing "Hello" or "Nice weather today, isn't it?" or something. Though the other day, I talked at length with a nice old lady in the neighborhood about the recent earthquakes.
>>58694639
>talking to people on their walks
>ever
Would you let a Japanese girl lock you up?
Yes.
>>58694628
草生える
>>58694655
I don't see what that has to do with Japanese culture but sometimes it's nice to shoot the shit with a stranger.
>>58694654
Is it just cause there aren't many people out?
>>58694686
We're not fighting we're just talking
Other canadian stop being a shitter
>>58694687
>nice to shoot the shit with a stranger
LEWD
who would do such a thing
why would you force japanese people to shoot shit
>>58694738
t. ding dong
>>58694384
what about non-american ALTs?
>>58694519
過激って?
グロ画像あるスレも無理だよな多分
>>58694687
Yep. The roads around my house don't get much foot traffic.
>>58694768
I use idioms like that on purpose to force people to look them up
男って職場や学校で何回もエロイこと考えてんの?
>>58694864
>男って
>>58694864
エロいことを考える暇あるならもっと仕事を探すべきだよ
>>58694686
You should use this meme :)
>>58694864
突然、女のふりしてどうした?
>>58694864
>男って
>>58694909
>>58694931
ちがうん?
>>58694915
いや、これ読んで思ったの>>58694628
昼飯の案を下さい
>>58694864
男は7秒に一回エロい事を考える
>>58694969
水餃子
>>58694967
めんどくさっ
>>58694993
図星かあ
>>58694989
焼き餃子じゃ駄目?
>>58694969
自分が食いたいので、カレー。
>>58694864
どうしたの沙羅さん?生理かな?
>>58694980
>coffee
>not tea
何かが間違っている
>>58695021
そっちの天気は分からないけどここは寒いので
>>58695073
紅茶だろ
じゃあカレーに餃子をのっけます
>>58695120
合わないよ
どっちかを選べ
>>58695102
紅茶最高
>>58695073
その画像はアメリカのサイトから拾ったから、しょうがない。
>>58695143
紅茶究極
>>58695166
>Boston
>>58690626
Michigan UP has a lot of Scandinavian people
>>58695175
English breakfast or prince of Wales
Choose one
>>58695255
Never had the second, so English breakfast.
>>58695272
You have pretty good taste
![0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JzpHCyV.png "0[1].png")
