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The Karen edition
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cara
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>>58291403
Karen > C*ra
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how do you buy drugs on the deep web lads

need a step by step guide I'm too lazy to compile this information myself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVLlb-6jqc

haha good ol pritt stick
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kpop
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>>58291403
>>58291475
this 2bh
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How much does weed cost where you are?

£10 for 1.5g here

4/ 5 years ago I was getting 2g for £10
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Kyary
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I want this right now.
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>>58291526
howmuch thc is in that
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>>58291530
More webms of girls kissing please
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>>58291526

i buy off dnms and normally get a 1/2oz of a nice high grade for £90-95.
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Hang on, before you go, here's this great joke about Kenyans my great grandad told me.
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>>58291526
$10 (£5.50) for a gram
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*fucks you*
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>>58291526
>cheap ditch weed, shit local grow or mexibrick
$2.50-5 a g
>good weed, nice local grow or import from shops in legal/medical states
$20 a g

Bulk discounts apply for both
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dude weed lmao
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36067653

looks cosy
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>>58291526
£2g for £25 maybe a little bit over that.

Q's for about £65-70
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Plans for the weekend lads?
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>Sydney weed prices:
$20 for 1 gram
$30 for 2 grams
$50 for 3.5 grams
$90-110 for 7 grams
$160-170 for 14 grams
$270-290 for 28 grams
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>>58291659
ebin meme xD
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>>58291526
quarter ounce for $80 from this kid that lives down the street


its really convenient. takes me 5-10 minutes to buy weed.
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>ywn have a flat with a cool view
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>>58291624
gay dressing gown and gayer haircut
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>>58291672
what a rip
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>>58291718
your gay
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>>58291403
Excellent edition lad.

cracking out this high quality Karen to celebrate.
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Will be willing purchase up to a half ounce of "mary jane" for an appropriate price from any brit who will travel to the United States
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What's the best free vpn lads? want to get around the blocker at work
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>>58291715
looks pretty horrible ngl
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>>58291725
scotland suxx
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I should plant some about now for a decent harvest this year.
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>>58291765
>want to get around the blocker at work

CRIMINAL!!!!
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>>58291484
1. local bitcoins.com
2. buy some bitcoins by doing a bank transfer to the details they give you. make sure you TAKE THE MONEY OUT OF THE BANK AND SEND IT AS CASH. that way the money cant be traced.
3. transfer the bitcoins from that wallet to your deep web wallet
4. go to alpha bay
5. find something you like with good feedback
6. pay for it like you would anything else on the internet
7. make sure that you send the parcel to your address but use a fake name just to be safe, sign for it with the fake name if needs be when it arrives. you MUST be at home when the parcel comes as well or have someone willing to sign for it. if its a small enough order to fit in an envelope you wont have this to worry about though.

thats the basics of it im sure you can figure out the specifics yourself.


>>58291526
1-1.2g is 25
2-2.5g is 50
quarters are usually 100
ounce 400

weed is expensive in ireland, at least the quality of smoke in the cities is very good though. ireland is one of the top deep web users in europe lel
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>>58291715
grim view
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>>58291674

going to wembley
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Me in the club
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drugs and bugs?
I'm your man
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https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
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>>58291741
Exactly, got gaydar
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>>58291750
Is it me or did they completely fuck up the flag?
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>>58291715
Where is this?

And dont say grimsby arcade ffs
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>>58291655
>cheap ditch weed, shit local grow or mexibrick

tfw never seen shitty brick weed that people complain about.

except for this one time that this chinese kid mixed green tea into a spliff and everything was stale, like he head everything in that joint just sitting out in the sun for a few weeks, man that kid was crazy
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>oi /brit/ so, obviously, bait out da biggest brokeboi u know
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It's Friday night you motherfuckers.
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UNA
V
E
L
A
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drugs r 4 mugz

mugs r 4 thugz
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>>58291790
>4. go to alpha bay
S H I L L
H
I
L
L


>>58291484
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs
read the side bar (on the right)
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whats the hardest youve ever cummed
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>>58291831
Looks a bit fucked up, yes frogman.
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might do a tasty wank
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>>58291834
antofagasta city

why?
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>>58291526
20 bags 1.6 to 1.8
quarts of ched 50
quarts of haze 60

liverpoop

I get the quarts or 2 bags for 30
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anime time
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>>58291790
>no PGP
>telling him to use a fake name
lol, this is how you might get caught kids.
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>>58291805
is that him?
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Why didn't she wait for le creme?
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>>58291843
It's much less common than it was in the early 2000's

You can tell because it will be super compressed and dry when you get it
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>>58291715
i like it
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weed lol :)

bong :)
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i say chaps, i fancy a spot of tea and crumpets
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why do people say anal is good, i've done it and even managed to give myself a full on prostate cum but its fucking garbage compared to just having a wank

its also messy and hurts your arm after a while
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>>58291831
nawhh those bits are supposed to be wierdly offset
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lol bong hit!
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>>58291999
>>58291970
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tell ya what that crack is really moreish
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i say chaps, i fancy a spot of weed lmao
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>>58291999
>>58291970
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>>58291942
because she was totally shitting herself and forgot her social etiquette when eating german strudels
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Now I'm not a racist right? But you got all these immigrants, coming over here, getting council houses... Did you say Kensington Palace? The A4 will be packed at this time. Anyway, where are you two from?
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for once I'm feeling like a cockend wasting my Friday like this.

I've wasted literally hundreds like this, not sure why I'm only feeling it tonight.
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>>58291911
yeah don't listen to me, i've only ordered and successfully received an ounce of coke, 4 ounces of weed and 1000 pills, what do i know?
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>>58292086
because you're a bitch
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>>58292085
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>>58291748
That's a bloody good Karn tbf
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>>58292113
>implying anecdotal evidence means anything
it's only a matter of time before you get caught you dumb cunt
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>>58292113
you know how to do it incorrectly without proper security measures.
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>>58292080
I'd eat your strudel, m8
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fancy me some pig's feet and nettle stew
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>>58291859
theres a lot of boring tedious shit on that reddit guide


is it still safe to just do it the lazy way like the irish guy posted?
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>>58292151
that's one high class swingers party
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>>58292172
well rather than arguing with you i might as well ask you to elaborate?
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Why doesn't Stephen Fry have a knighthood for services to noncing?
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>tfw girls always wince when making eye contact with them
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>>58292176
you really wouldnt

I can't even cook bread without it being too doughy, it would be the fall of rome all over again if I tried to make strudel
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>>58292250
Maybe he declined.
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watching are kampy play some super fiesta and eating ben and jerry's in bed

ultra comfy
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>>58292165
Why were they staring at him? Are they a bunch of bloody racists or something?
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>>58291618
he admitted to ordering them you stupid cunt
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eating an biscotti
almonds r p good
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>>58292280
I meant your arsehole.
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>>58291844
>oiiii haha obviously blud it's dat batty man anon, always sitting in his parents house wankin off to chinese cartoons n ting like what u doin bruv? mans can't even hold a conversation wid a sket, no lie, dat's just sad pham u get me hahaha
*clip of big narstie laughing*
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*rips bong*


lol
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>>58292231
Start reading here,

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/opsecforbuyerscaftu
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/vendorsmarketpurchasecaftu
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Business idea: get enormous realistic prosthetic testes for birth control purposes
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>>58292335
why tho
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>>58292165

I don't get it
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Paul Hollywood is a slimey cunt.
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>>58292369
that's assault
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>ben and jerrys

ummmmmmmmmm billionaire tory leave????????
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>worse company
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>>58292369
*takes a hit*
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>>58291999
are you D Bong Lord????
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if blacks are about 3 percent of the population why do i see them on channel 4 so much
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only general i post in is /brit/
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*takes a shit*
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>>58292250
criminal convictions?
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>>58292239
Without PGP you're still basically leaving a shit ton of info around that theoretically anyone could read, there's a good reason every decent vendor has a PGP key and will usually ask or even require you to encrypt your messages with a personal key.

Chances are you'll be fine but why risk it for the 30 seconds it saves? Who knows what'll happen in a few years.

Same with a fake name, probably nothing but anyone notices that discrepancy then that's an easier way for your address to get "flagged".
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COZ I FOUND A GIRL

WHO'S IN LOVE WITH A GIRL

SHE SAID THAT SHE'S TRIED

BUT SHE'S NOT INTO GUYS
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>>58292473
frickin lol bro
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goldeneye is on lads
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>>58292239
PGP encrypts your information so only the person you want to see it can. When a vendor generates a PGP key they have a public one that encrypts the message and then they use their private one to decrypt. This is recommended to use as if LE get ahold of a markets source code/database they will just have jumbled text and not your actual address.
If you don't encrypt your address then LE can see the plain text you sent and track you down.

Using a fake name is suspicious, it could raise flags and you don't want anything to go wrong at the post office and have a letter with illegal substances in it sitting in a pile of mail addressed to your house.
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>>58292400
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according to my calculations its time for a spliff
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>>58292528
me on the bike
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>>58292431
it's a qt little cheap one desu
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Walked into a chest height bar and twatted my nipple before, fucking hurts, felt like my nipple was going to fall off
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>>58292528
source?
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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
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>>58292579
disgusting hairy mong
piss off somerset/lanc
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>>58292579
show belly button lint ;)
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>>58292568
Going to join you to be honest la'
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>>58292325
yeh biscotti fucking rules
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>>58292591
nonce
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Business Idea: Ban the Yanks and Irish, and limit /Brit/ posters to commonwealth countries.
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>>58292579
how do you have so much hair there
i have literally none
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>>58292646
fuck off twat, i just want to witness the byproducts of chav parents
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>>58292431
yeh some of their ice cream is good...


not as good as icecream from a microcreamery though
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>>58292489
>>58292519
ill use that PGP thing the next time i do it, i guess you cant be too safe with this sort of shit.

as for the name, im not sure its even worth using a real name. i dont know how it works in the uk/australia, but in ireland we dont even have post codes or anything. the post guys dont even look at the name, they just see the address and put it there. the post office hasnt a clue who lives where
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>>58292620
>acknowledged that I watch GoT to people in work
>I now have to watch it weekly without fail or people will spoil it for me

This is why I don't talk to anyone in work, it never ends well
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*bong hit*

woah lol
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Lads
Any of you ever had pneumonia? Did your chest rattle when you were breathing?

Mum works in the ICU and I texted her to ask why i could feel a rattle, told me I need a chest xray but I really don't want to go to the hospital tonight.
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>>58292724
DUDE
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>>58292711

they spoil it to spite you or what?
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>>58292579
that makes me really uncomfortable
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(hits bong)

so high rn:)
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>>58292695
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>>58292778
They talk about it in the office and I foolishly mentioned that I watch it so they now "include" me in the conversation.

So I either watch it or get unwanted, probably well-meaning spoilers.
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>>58292724
>>58292769
shit gimmick, it's not even remotely funny.
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>>58292819
*gets lifted*
stay faadeed
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>>58292834

cant you just say that you dont want to be spoilered?
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>>58292766
my chest sometimes makes clicking noises when i breathe in
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>>58292812
why
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Gareth Gates was a pimp nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFa6I9KN63Q#t=2m35s
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>>58292724
>>58292769
this gimmick is amazing
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>>58292851
weed smoker triggered
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*smokes a reefer cigarette*


wooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>58292858
LOOOOL STAY MAD:d
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>>58292579
>choosing to be fat when you're already a hairy monkey
you can get away with one disability lad, don't voluntarily go for a second
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>>58292916
im just joshing *blushes* :3
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>>58292873
I'm the sort of person who spends his Friday night complaining about people including him in social activities on 4chan

Do you really think I'm able to challenge people IRL?
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* le bong smok*

wow
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>>58292905
this gimmick was created only because you are upset that some grown ups had a conversation about drugs, grow up you literal infant.
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>>58292833
fucking wish i had a qt gf to eat ice cream with
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my ribcage is all fucked up, my left side of my ribs stick out a bit so if i'm lying on my side or sitting a certain way i feel uncomfortable as fuck

sucks d*ck
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fuckin drugs man it's like WOOOOAOAAHGAHAH
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>>58292905
>>58292769
>>58292724
>>58292858
>>58292819
>>58292957
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* smoke wow*

420 xDDDd
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>>58292899
Dunno, hairy tummies just make me feel weird
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>>58292981
Pay to get an English [RP] accent.
I hear it pays dividends mate.
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really liking this post-stoner memery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
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*does a weed*
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>>58293045
reddit
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duuuuude imagine, ok, smoking a bong... with jesus..

WOOOAOAAHAAHAHAHA
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*takes a drag off a cigarette* Fuck me lads
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I average Englishman has sex with 24 men by the time he turns 21
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>>58292900
his wife is pretty cute
also Spirit in the Sky was a decent cover iirc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBW4gIVPEAI
D bong lord strikes again lads
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chill bruhs.. u mad?
*tokes*
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love it when someone calls Asians a minority
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>>58293069
4chan
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I love anime
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>>58292633
<

>>58292671
i only have an average sized willy

if it makes you feel any better your's is probably bigger

>>58292920
i trim it p. regularly

and i-i-i'm n-n-not fat, o-okay?
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a maple leaf flag
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have to stop watching movies when I'm drinking lads

watching Midnight Special and have no idea whats going on
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>>58293019
adult males saying 'tummies' like they were 5 year old girls has the same effect on me
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>>58293058
dUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUD smokENG :OOOo
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Gonna need an opener lads. Meme openers need not apply.
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got the cat in a vulcan nerve pinch lads
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>>58293156
>>58293058
samefagging this hard
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tummy
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bong
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>>58293094
>he does all of this without coughing
do i just have babby lungs or what
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i'm taking the pot lads
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>>58293208
dUD . LE SMOKENG bro !!!1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_bg7juMe8
watch this lads
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I've been wanting to microdose with mushrooms for a while now and today seemed like as good as any. I measured the weight of one cap (it was 127 mg) and figured that would be fine. I read somewhere that for mushrooms you want 1/10th to 1/20th an active dose. Since I'd probably eat 2 grams of this stuff I thought I was in the clear.

Well, that was a few hours ago and now I'm not sure if I feel comfortable driving to class. I'm definitely not tripping but when I browse reddit I'm pretty sure some of these letters are moving.. It's like right on the verge. Very slight headspace is creeping up. I could probably drive fine and go sit in a lecture but I don't know if I would feel comfortable doing lab work around my advisor. I'm not going to risk it, because driving, maybe I'll go to class later.
Anyway, I just wanted to see what dose people normally take when microdosing mushrooms. I'm probably going to take 75-50 mg next time. I'm actually surprised they're this potent. I think what I have are some dried penis envy mushrooms - they kind of look like pictures of that species and have the characteristic blue tint. Oh well. Hope everyone here has an excellent day.
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>>58293215
very nice, saved.
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>Poleaboo is probably getting arrested again

Fucked up again haha
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smart enough to see how fucked the world is but too lazy and weak to do anything about it (as if anything could be done)

such a burden

inb4 greentext and fedora
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eaAAA sMOKan ??????wEED !! xDDDd weeeEeEEOOOO

weEEd cloud
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>these sissy brit boys who don't have hairy bellies
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NORFOLK WHERE
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>wake up at 7
>finish work at 5
>get home
>smoke a joint
>listen to music for like 3 hours
>wank
>spend some time on /brit/
>smoke another joint
>listen to music for a bit
>watch a film or something
>listen to ASMR until sleep
>repeat

Every dang day lmao
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>>58293167
offer to tie her hands up


she obviously posted that hands tied thing as a sneaky way to admit that she'd like to get tied up and fucked hard
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>>58293336
Did he get arrested for rolling a shitty spliff again?
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Whats the funniest place or situation that you've been geeked up off some bars?

Basically anyone got any funny stories of neing geeked up and in a funny situation or in an inappropriate place? Also im thinking of getting geeked and high as hell before a first date tomorrow, should I do it?
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nothing is ever satisfying enough
if i become enamoured by a fictional work, eventually that world ends or decreases in quality.
if i enjoy a game, i eventually know so much about the game that it becomes less of an experience and more of a flow chart
fucking hate everything
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>>58293392
>he has a 9 to 5 job
what the fuck are you complaining about
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>>58293164
>don't tell mom
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karen
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>>58293408
fuck is geeked
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Going clubbing tomorrow and have half a gram of blow, problem is this club I'm going to is strict on drugs, I could easily key some in the corner but the coke i got is (supposedly) very pure and it's rock hard and sticks together in a clump.. so I gotta chop it up.. toilets aren't an option since the bouncers at this club patrol around there.
And no I can't pre-chop it because it'll get stuck together in the waxpaper wrap (don't wanna use a plastic baggie or a vial cuz some will stick to the side and waste)
Any ideas?
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>>58293167
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu right quick
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Had sex on acid for the first time. Fuck.

Holy shit... So I thought sex was like pretty sweet. Then last weekend I took around 2-300ug and took some bong rips and drank a lil. Then me and my FWB who happened to be there went in the other room and did it. Felt so fuckin good like every stroke was an orgasm. Actually to the point where I thought I was finishing and has to ask her if I had finished. All in all 11/10 fuckin stellar experience. Has anyone else experienced this?
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>>58293441
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>>58293398
nah, the girl got messaged that he's been talking about here again

but it's 100% non-threatening or offensive stuff this time, just a breach of privacy
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post you are drugs stashes
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>>58293435
D O N ' T
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>>58293248
maybe you have a smoking technique issue?

pro-tip: end your hit a second or two sooner than you would like to and breathe in a hit of air before your hit is over.

makes it all a lot less harsh on your lungs.
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>>58293508
>phishing and getting into all her accounts
>posting her shit here
>just a cheeky bit of breach of privacy, just a bit of banter that's all haha
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>>58293452
shove it up your arse in a biodegradable bag that takes 2 hours to dissolve
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anyone seen my keys
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Literature is the highest form of art
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>>58293568
I think I smoked them bruh...
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Pulled over as a "random check" asked to search my car which I had no problem with and they saw a bag from a local headshop and pulled out my new bong I just bought never used no resin in it, got a 200$ ticket, he told me "I know what you're going to use it for" Can I fight this?
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>>58293568
They're probably where you left them.
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Out of weed but I got that lean

... for my h1n1 infection with a possible side of pneumonia haha just fucking kill me like *bang*
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>>58293544
the air thing actually might be it, i think i tried doing that last time i took a bong and I was alright.
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fancy a bum
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>>58293603
what if they're on a bus or something

then they'd be somewhere else
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>>58293568
TUS LLAVES JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ESTAN AQUI JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


sorry about this post, acted on a whim
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>>58293550
I'm just wondering if it can be put down as a stalking charge again
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I quit my job in two weeks.

I have a bicycle, a tent and some bags for my clothes and possessions.

That is it. This is me. No more pretending.

I will head south, who knows where I will end up and what I will do there.

But whatever it may be I am free.
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why do people say anal is good, i've done it and even managed to give myself a full on prostate cum but its fucking garbage compared to just having a wank

its also messy and hurts your arm after a while
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We're getting bullied again

>>58293566
>>58293566
>>58293566
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Rode my bike in a smug racist way today
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>>58293666
No they wouldn't, they'd be on the same fucking bus.
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>>58293720
UMAAAAA
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A tourist visited a famous Yogi...

He was astonished to see that the yogi's home was only a simple room filled with books. The only furniture was a mat and a kerosene lantern. "Yogiji, where is your furniture?", he asked. "Where is yours?", replied the yogi. "Mine? But I am only a visitor here." "So am I."
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>>58293666
Yeah I said probably in order to cover such cases as well.
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una vellaaaaaaaaaa
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>>58293706
scary
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>>58293744
Fuck is that?
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>>58293596
if your lack of punctuation is anything to go by, then no. you'll probably get 30 years
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>>58293696
>concerta
>baclofen
waste of vials
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For some reason I feel like we should moving towards another counter-culture revolution of some sort. I mean the 50s had the beat generation, which led to the 60s.

A lot of things just seem so wrong in society, government, etc.

I base this off the believe that things are in an endless cycle...at the same time, i feel like there aren't enough people who want to change.

The 60s had people all over down to change, but i things just seem stagnant.

It disheartens me.
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>>58293596
If it was set up to use for cannabis then I think they can. If its set up as a oil pourer its fine.
>>
I don't understand how people can find this name changing stuff "funny".

If I pay my hard earned bucks every month to legally see the latest episode, I expect to get unbutchered experience. Yeah, I can hear what they're actually saying, even SEE it in this show's case, but god dammit this is just ridiculous! The original author's gone a good 30 years without a single lawsuit, heck the part 2 of Jojo had pretty frigging blunt AC/DC as a character's name! So what is Crunchy so afraid?? Why would THEY be sued for something a guy and a whole studio in Japan are doing, in my opinion in good taste and humorously at that?

And before someone reminds that I would not NEED to pay on this site, I could get the latest episode from other sources, without annoying adds or VHS quality image, if I so desired. I used to support this site and found it very handy, especially on the go, but now I just might have to start boycotting Crunchy.

Censorship and general altering of other people's art is never OK.
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>>58293706
my historifu :3
>>
>start smoking weed early in the day
>by the end of the night youre monged out and subsequent smokes barely effect you as much

is there some way to prevent this

no smoke is as good as the first one of the night
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>>58293336
What for
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>>58293696
>zopiclone
want any paracetamol with that?

Why do you even have that lmao
>>
>there are people so sheltered they think smoking weed is edgy
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>>58293777
99% THC weed
>>
found em dw
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>>58293744
Actually if he has lived there for many years even if he didn't originally own the home he can now claim squatters rights so the yogi isn't actually a visitor
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>>58291526
in Belast;

2 grams 25pound
4 grams 50pound
7 grams 70 pound
14 grams 125 pound
28 grams 240 pound
bar 9 ounces 1.2 grand

pic is the weed quality
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>carphone warehouse want £80 to repair it

eAFOjidi;fu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>58293787
in hindsight the 60s seems active maybe
I think we're just seeing the collapse of the 68er movements today and they cannibalize themselves
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>>58293720
autism
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Why does anything exist at all?

I really don't understand this all.

I can wrap my head around polarity and evolution and human experience, but why is there anything at all?

Why would there be anything?

And if there exists this, because anything exists, why does this principle exist?

Where does it all come frome?

This is really weird.

>>58293777
MDMA
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>>58293887
>>
NEED a working dark souls torrent
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>>58293787
i think we all need a revolution in how we lead our lives


a looooot of people are depressed, medicated, stir crazy, sleep deprived, overworked etc.

our physical and mental health as a society is degrading big time.
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>>58293896
cawfee
>>
>>58293825
posted a status update from her facebook here
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>>58293823
i aim for that time of smoking where you've smoked enough to be high for a good few hours
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How can I get a better job lads? I can't find an apprenticeship and I want to work with my hands
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>>58293888
no one knows m8
>>
>>58293868
MASSIVE ripoff
even legal weed is usually about $10 which is like half that in the UK
>>
people banging upstairs, loud people drunk outside, im doing ____
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>>58293826
it makes u trip at high doses
>>
>>58293931
Wank off gay men for 50p a go
>>
>>58293704
And?
>>
are there people on /brit/ who are actually virgins? i thought they'd all gone to r9k?
>>
>>58293931
Go to a real country with actual jobs.
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>ywn live in the Russian Empire

kill me
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>>58293696
good man
>>
Four easy steps to become an edgelord:

1. be in your first year of uni at a rustlers group up north

2. started listening to grime 6 months ago

3. smoke weed and have a pair of socks with a weed leaf on - very important to roll up your blue skinny jeans to show it off

4. be from surrey, or at least the home counties in general
>>
Somewhere in the world live a thousand of crabs
They care about animal rights and the human becoming
They don't have the weapon to fight against the adversity
They don't like this shit so they make music
>>
>>58293696
polydrugaddiction; the post

>>58293934
we have paramiliary groups that kneecap drug dealers thats why; very high risk
>>
>>58293955
might as well jerk off so you can feel like you're joining in on all the fun
>>
>>58293978
Jealousy breeds contempt.
>>
>>58293980
turning 23 in about a week


still a total virg
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>Half of single women carry a pair of sexy knickers in their handbag… just in case

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2098789/Half-women-carry-pair-sexy-knickers-handbag-just-case.html

Literally never knew women do this.

Who /kisslesshuglessvirgin/ here?
>>
Gonna mix up some dirty sprite and go cruise the city lads

Feel like shit but I need to do something today
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>>58294023
Belfast looks like a pretty crazy place to live DESU
>>
>>58293980
20
unironically don't care though
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>>58294076
>going into an america city

if 4chan taught me anything then RIP
>>
>>58294005
That's not edgy that's just being a cunt

Edge Lord is being one of them weird lads in school who wore all black, long greasy hair, probably played WoW, nihilistic, militant atheist metal head
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>>58293888
ex nihilo nihil fit

There must have been something transcendent that does not abide by the laws of nature what set the universe in motion and caused matter to exist.
Whether or not this force still exists is another matter
>>
I wouldn't have any negative feelings about my virginal status if people on 4chan hadn't kept going on about it
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>couple of friends always use terms like "white boi" and "white girl"
>they're both white
>they live in 100% white areas
>neither of them know any black people
Where do they pick up this shite
>>
>>58294076
How does is feel to drink lean?
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>>58294136
>virgin
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>>58294140
Twitter
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business plan: import brazilian thicc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBxo8s__v-s&nohtml5=False
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>>58294073
gosh why are girls so qt
this is the equivalent of a guy bringing condoms with him wherever he goes... just in case
>>
some girl in the park was proper staring at me today and i just shot her the dirtiest look possible desu
>>
>>58294170
>>58294170
>>58294170
>>58294170
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>>58294073
Just wear no underwear
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>>58294140
wew thats autistic
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>>58294136
opposite for me
there are virgins on here who are in like their mid to late 20's
realized i shouldnt be that worried about it yet and that no matter how autistic i am, there's always someone more autistic here
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>>58294073
shocking how few brits understand what a god damn sample is
2500 is perfectly fine to represent the population of the uk
ignore my upvote i clicked the wrong one
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>>58294105
Got something with me and I'm just gonna hop between neighborhoods I know people in and see whats happening tonight.

>>58294152
1oz drink - light opiate buzz
double cup/2oz - moderate opiate buzz, bit of a weird static feeling that differs from other painkillers
3oz+ - drowsy
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I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
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>>58294185
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFF
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FUCK OFFFUCK OFF
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>>58294261
>How few brits
>Implying Yanks understand samples better somehow.

FOY.
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>>58294261
>a few DM commenters represents all 60 million people of Great Britain

lol yeah whatever m8
>>
Morning lads
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>>58294314
>>58294348
It was supposed to be a slight, buds
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>>58294439
>TFW When 300 years ago a yankee slight would've been trying to burn Quebec.

The decline of America is already in full swing.
>>
>>58294106
that's being a cunt in the late 90s desu
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